#idlerpg Idle RPG

Player Info

User: swifteh
Class: Breton
Admin?: No
Level: 45
Next level: 13 days, 04:34:10
Status: Offline
Host: swifteh!swifteh@user/swifteh
Account Created: Fri Apr 6 17:35:18 2018
Last login: Tue Nov 27 22:20:17 2018
Total time idled: 167 days, 17:54:00
Current position: [328,355]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 16
boots: 33
charm: 30
gloves: 24
helm: 66 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 51
ring: 35
shield: 0
tunic: 39
weapon: 32

sum: 326

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 2 days, 03:56:24
quit: 1 day, 02:26:21

total: 3 days, 06:22:45

Character Modifiers

[04/06/18 21:22:43] swifteh [11/14] has challenged idlerpg [360/1383] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:51 is added to swifteh's clock.
[04/07/18 01:48:18] swifteh [43/61] has challenged Vox [412/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:32 is added to swifteh's clock.
[04/07/18 14:55:11] bboston7 [198/565] has challenged swifteh [85/115] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:02:17 is removed from bboston7's clock.
[04/07/18 16:02:30] swifteh [117/132] has challenged webvictim [16/459] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:37 is removed from swifteh's clock.
[04/08/18 01:31:11] swifteh [93/135] has challenged Carbon [58/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:41:31 is removed from swifteh's clock.
[04/08/18 08:05:03] swifteh found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:14 towards level 21.
[04/08/18 17:16:46] Gorgon, Salvorite and Manos [1892/2149] have team battled Gordigon, LittleBro and swifteh [930/1477] at [17,387] and won! 3 days, 19:09:22 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/18 21:36:19] NeilHanlon [307/551] has come upon swifteh [67/135] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:38:58 is removed from NeilHanlon's clock.
[04/08/18 22:04:16] swifteh [90/135] has challenged Meistarin [554/584] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:06 is added to swifteh's clock.
[04/09/18 01:55:10] Epic [510/514] has challenged swifteh [70/135] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:39:21 is removed from Epic's clock.
[04/09/18 09:08:07] Odd, swifteh and carblolymer [49/883] have team battled RichardG867, quantumsuicide and Jaime [970/1387] at [50,596] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:41 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/18 22:49:00] Odd, UEdwards and webvictim [509/1193] have team battled Beard, bboston7 and swifteh [4/1450] at [9,568] and won! 2 days, 13:06:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/18 09:24:41] swifteh died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:21:28 from level 24.
[04/10/18 20:59:32] Vengeance, weabot and swifteh [502/1080] have team battled Altdelete, Madbrad200 and Dumbfoundde4d [642/1565] at [1011,54] and lost! 0 days, 02:40:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/18 23:55:11] Meistarin [29/584] has challenged swifteh [136/174] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:58:11 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[04/11/18 11:36:56] Demeisen, Angry_Bartender and Vengeance [427/1591] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, swifteh and LazerFerrett [13/743] at [355,750] and won! 7 days, 14:18:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/18 13:33:13] swifteh [43/174] has challenged Tjololo [276/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:09:24 is added to swifteh's clock.
[04/12/18 15:54:06] swifteh [101/174] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [179/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:21:29 is added to swifteh's clock.
[04/13/18 03:09:15] swifteh [123/174] has come upon LazerFerrett [66/83] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:27:16 is removed from swifteh's clock.
[04/14/18 10:44:49] swifteh [10/199] has challenged Diamond [260/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:32:16 is added to swifteh's clock.
[04/15/18 09:54:17] Demeisen, ius and random-nick [1485/1705] have team battled Hammerfist, swifteh and Epic [847/1146] at [143,1023] and won! 15 days, 12:50:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/18 19:58:27] Epic, Dumbfoundde4d and Vengeance [85/1497] have team battled swifteh, Brog and zebraman [816/830] at [57,965] and lost! 7 days, 08:46:48 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/18 05:02:10] swifteh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:49 towards level 28.
[04/16/18 07:34:49] swifteh [6/199] has challenged Manos [1/899] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:21:05 is removed from swifteh's clock.
[04/16/18 21:27:05] swifteh learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:00 towards level 29.
[04/18/18 10:23:06] swifteh and Lothar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/18 17:24:40] swifteh [66/199] has challenged Sarah_Palin [331/391] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:22 is added to swifteh's clock.
[04/20/18 08:07:26] swifteh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:32 towards level 30.
[04/20/18 10:03:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried swifteh 0 days, 03:56:42 toward level 30.
[04/22/18 03:57:14] swifteh [128/204] has challenged quantumsuicide [133/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:43:21 is added to swifteh's clock.
[04/23/18 11:58:58] swifteh, pta2002 and TheMadHatter [465/1442] have team battled Jaime, Tjololo and UEdwards [443/1223] at [1017,610] and won! 0 days, 02:27:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/18 16:52:01] swifteh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:30:04 towards level 31.
[04/30/18 05:02:06] CuntBottom [180/375] has come upon swifteh [102/204] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:57:13 is removed from CuntBottom's clock.
[05/01/18 02:55:11] ius [136/787] has challenged swifteh [128/204] in combat and won! 34 days, 10:56:33 is removed from ius's clock.
[05/01/18 09:44:35] swifteh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:15:55 towards level 31.
[05/02/18 07:55:11] Hammerfist [212/434] has challenged swifteh [86/204] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:52:45 is removed from Hammerfist's clock.
[05/03/18 07:41:20] swifteh [71/211] has challenged ius [40/787] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:37:04 is removed from swifteh's clock.
[05/03/18 10:07:21] RichardG867, swifteh and CuntBottom [414/1123] have team battled Carbon, SelfishShellfish and webvictim [537/1544] at [75,344] and lost! 0 days, 13:47:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/18 04:50:56] Epic [220/514] has challenged swifteh [133/211] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:26:03 is removed from Epic's clock.
[05/04/18 04:50:56] Epic has dealt swifteh a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:19:23 is added to swifteh's clock.
[05/05/18 09:57:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried swifteh 0 days, 22:47:20 toward level 32.
[05/05/18 22:06:32] ius, swifteh and carblolymer [759/1365] have team battled Altdelete, TinyTimmyTokyo and Sarah_Palin [173/1202] at [103,831] and won! 0 days, 03:47:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/18 13:09:42] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed swifteh with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:07:50 from level 32.
[05/06/18 13:48:52] swifteh [132/217] has challenged passwordistaco [91/403] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:11:11 is removed from swifteh's clock.
[05/10/18 03:40:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed swifteh with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 10:45:27 from level 33.
[05/10/18 12:11:17] swifteh and fastfinge have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/18 00:34:29] swifteh and Madbrad200 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/18 06:13:59] tsahyt, Jaime and swifteh [942/1066] have team battled ScarletAngel, KatnissEverdeen and Vengeance [963/1604] at [651,613] and lost! 0 days, 17:05:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/18 06:43:24] swifteh, electrostat and Gawble [444/1777] have team battled Bantos, Volkor and Vox [1218/1387] at [170,201] and lost! 0 days, 15:38:44 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/18 10:26:22] Jeremias, Salvorite and Vox [694/1382] have team battled swifteh, electrostat and JoeK [402/1696] at [983,217] and won! 0 days, 04:35:21 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/18 13:08:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried swifteh 0 days, 20:57:45 toward level 33.
[07/03/18 23:42:09] MrNeon, Meistarin and zebraman [1156/1586] have team battled RichardG867, Bantos and swifteh [380/1157] at [85,416] and won! 1 day, 02:03:03 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/18 11:09:10] swifteh, n0suchth1ng and webvictim [994/1150] have team battled Gorgon, Salvorite and bboston7 [900/1862] at [920,214] and won! 0 days, 01:02:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/18 15:18:49] swifteh [46/227] has challenged Manos [278/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:47:18 is added to swifteh's clock.
[07/05/18 07:42:03] fastfinge, tsahyt and swifteh [180/1090] have team battled Gordigon, Tjololo and Jeremias [800/1295] at [488,309] and lost! 0 days, 23:35:24 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/18 12:55:12] Hammerfist [41/476] has challenged swifteh [174/227] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:46:26 is added to Hammerfist's clock.
[07/06/18 16:06:06] electrostat, Roy_Mustang and RichardG867 [781/1693] have team battled Jaime, swifteh and carblolymer [914/972] at [882,71] and lost! 5 days, 18:58:22 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/18 02:49:22] webvictim, Volkor and dorvin [754/1206] have team battled Lothar, ius and swifteh [1640/1791] at [996,250] and lost! 0 days, 03:02:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/18 09:07:20] MPenguin, dorvin and skywavesurfer [1280/1796] have team battled swifteh, weylin and Carbon [1309/1449] at [774,263] and lost! 0 days, 02:23:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/18 03:02:18] NeilHanlon [386/562] has come upon swifteh [55/227] and taken them in combat! 45 days, 04:23:33 is removed from NeilHanlon's clock.
[07/11/18 14:03:18] swifteh and Sarah_Palin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/18 16:18:57] random-nick, Lothar and cjkinni [226/1081] have team battled swifteh, carblolymer and gonzo [1293/1324] at [95,759] and lost! 0 days, 00:53:05 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/18 00:17:55] swifteh fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:42:01 from level 34.
[07/12/18 20:30:44] passwordistaco, swifteh and Mimic [657/1059] have team battled LittleBro, Volkor and carblolymer [1535/1549] at [302,321] and lost! 2 days, 01:15:36 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/18 21:03:32] swifteh and Lothar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/18 12:55:10] Doctor_Colossus [813/953] has challenged swifteh [213/227] in combat and won! 82 days, 20:25:36 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[07/14/18 06:39:00] swifteh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:19 towards level 34.
[07/15/18 03:54:28] WcktKlwn [215/344] has come upon swifteh [63/227] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 14:45:05 is removed from WcktKlwn's clock.
[07/16/18 01:13:37] swifteh and kiffren have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/18 17:29:46] Manos, Mimic and Lothar [848/1832] have team battled swifteh, Bulwark and Beard [270/1583] at [247,350] and won! 1 day, 02:15:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/18 00:55:29] swifteh, Brog and Beard [785/1458] have team battled skywavesurfer, dorvin and Mimic [719/1287] at [274,362] and won! 0 days, 06:36:42 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/18 04:55:12] weabot [426/474] has challenged swifteh [39/227] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:56 is removed from weabot's clock.
[07/17/18 17:28:38] swifteh discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:41 towards level 34.
[07/18/18 02:52:37] swifteh [192/227] has challenged quantumsuicide [256/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:48:35 is added to swifteh's clock.
[07/18/18 12:20:24] carblolymer and swifteh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/18 05:08:50] swifteh was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:04:23 from level 35.
[07/19/18 07:53:17] carblolymer and swifteh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/18 13:55:10] Volkor [364/373] has challenged swifteh [120/227] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:25 is removed from Volkor's clock.
[07/22/18 18:04:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried swifteh 0 days, 13:48:13 toward level 35.
[07/23/18 12:22:04] swifteh and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/18 16:43:21] Epic, Vox and swifteh [372/1415] have team battled Hammerfist, carblolymer and Gorgon [102/1649] at [996,254] and won! 0 days, 01:16:43 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/18 18:25:53] Hammerfist, Gordigon and carblolymer [565/1404] have team battled Gorgon, Thor and swifteh [129/1953] at [966,305] and won! 0 days, 22:11:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/18 21:50:11] swifteh [7/266] has challenged bboston7 [248/579] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:11:43 is added to swifteh's clock.
[07/24/18 04:58:07] swifteh and Tjololo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/18 06:28:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried swifteh 1 day, 02:12:26 toward level 36.
[07/24/18 12:29:18] triarii, linuxdaemon and Demeisen [313/1406] have team battled skywavesurfer, swifteh and Hitler [1424/1476] at [90,630] and lost! 0 days, 02:07:09 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/18 22:26:34] Murdoc, Angry_Bartender and Lothar [1095/1568] have team battled Hammerfist, electrostat and swifteh [847/1525] at [932,992] and won! 0 days, 18:56:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/18 05:32:17] Tadruien, swifteh and jlc [1057/1140] have team battled Roy_Mustang, Brog and LittleBro [1615/1724] at [104,984] and lost! 0 days, 05:28:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/18 13:55:12] weabot [223/474] has challenged swifteh [217/266] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:21 is removed from weabot's clock.
[07/26/18 13:55:12] weabot has dealt swifteh a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:13:19 is added to swifteh's clock.
[07/27/18 15:34:58] swifteh [269/271] has challenged RichardG867 [218/553] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:42:29 is removed from swifteh's clock.
[07/28/18 23:55:10] SuperTeece [286/532] has challenged swifteh [224/271] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:04:22 is removed from SuperTeece's clock.
[07/29/18 08:55:12] carblolymer [117/343] has challenged swifteh [239/271] in combat and lost! 18 days, 00:45:23 is added to carblolymer's clock.
[07/29/18 11:55:10] Demeisen [563/593] has challenged swifteh [216/271] in combat and won! 55 days, 20:37:03 is removed from Demeisen's clock.
[07/29/18 13:47:36] ius [845/1007] has challenged swifteh [214/271] in combat and won! 125 days, 23:22:50 is removed from ius's clock.
[07/30/18 00:06:59] TinyTimmyTokyo and swifteh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/18 02:55:10] kiffren [382/425] has challenged swifteh [152/271] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:34:27 is removed from kiffren's clock.
[07/31/18 15:14:30] quantumsuicide and swifteh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/18 23:30:47] carblolymer and swifteh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/18 07:04:51] swifteh [2/271] has challenged Angry_Bartender [597/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:59:20 is added to swifteh's clock.
[08/02/18 04:05:54] swifteh and Tjololo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/18 03:39:24] JoeK, Lothar and ius [351/2264] have team battled swifteh, Demeisen and dorvin [1465/1472] at [724,818] and lost! 20 days, 08:36:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/18 12:52:45] TinyTimmyTokyo and swifteh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/18 17:24:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried swifteh 2 days, 20:40:50 toward level 38.
[08/04/18 06:56:11] swifteh [162/271] has come upon Demeisen [33/593] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:30:29 is removed from swifteh's clock.
[08/04/18 20:01:35] electrostat, swifteh and Tadruien [172/1603] have team battled Jaime, dymond and Hammerfist [1047/1112] at [869,729] and lost! 0 days, 00:28:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/18 01:16:42] swifteh sharpened the edge of his weapon! swifteh's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/18 03:57:47] swifteh, Demeisen and Volkor [465/1250] have team battled zebraman, weabot and Angry_Bartender [1151/1532] at [974,1023] and lost! 0 days, 19:51:21 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/18 09:18:36] AssDisaster, tsahyt and Mimic [153/1319] have team battled Demeisen, n0suchth1ng and swifteh [821/1410] at [827,102] and lost! 1 day, 06:43:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/18 11:19:47] Tjololo, Diamond and Bulwark [26/1576] have team battled jlc, swifteh and Demeisen [1216/1254] at [1004,361] and lost! 0 days, 01:28:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/18 15:55:12] carblolymer [116/343] has challenged swifteh [111/275] in combat and won! 19 days, 00:58:33 is removed from carblolymer's clock.
[08/08/18 16:34:57] swifteh, skywavesurfer and Gorgon [673/1485] have team battled pacology, Mimic and StellarMeadow [460/1008] at [256,586] and won! 0 days, 07:06:19 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/18 23:55:11] kiffren [13/425] has challenged swifteh [252/275] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:28:13 is added to kiffren's clock.
[08/09/18 03:37:24] Brog, swifteh and TheOtherRedMan [921/994] have team battled webvictim, skywavesurfer and Demeisen [901/1423] at [162,543] and won! 0 days, 03:28:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/18 04:04:18] pta2002, RichardG867 and TheOtherRedMan [905/996] have team battled Brog, Demeisen and swifteh [152/1405] at [190,422] and won! 0 days, 01:53:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/18 17:31:39] swifteh [225/275] has challenged Demeisen [357/597] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:16:35 is added to swifteh's clock.
[08/10/18 16:12:13] triarii, Salvorite and swifteh [275/1126] have team battled JoeK, weylin and random-nick [236/1926] at [945,484] and won! 0 days, 13:07:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/18 06:30:16] swifteh, Carbon and TinyTimmyTokyo [107/1068] have team battled Ramanga, Tjololo and arcade_droid [755/858] at [723,50] and lost! 2 days, 01:22:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/18 21:49:56] swifteh found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:54:44 towards level 39.
[08/12/18 08:55:11] bboston7 [428/579] has challenged swifteh [230/275] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:32:39 is removed from bboston7's clock.
[08/14/18 09:34:46] carblolymer and swifteh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/18 11:10:09] swifteh, Manos and tsahyt [1343/1625] have team battled AssDisaster, Roy_Mustang and bboston7 [824/1475] at [771,612] and won! 1 day, 23:56:31 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/18 11:31:31] arcade_droid, carblolymer and tsahyt [901/1120] have team battled swifteh, Angry_Bartender and Manos [405/1815] at [765,487] and won! 5 days, 00:55:20 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/18 05:31:27] electrostat, Manos and carblolymer [853/2101] have team battled swifteh, Gawble and quantumsuicide [1348/1494] at [855,697] and lost! 1 day, 01:16:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/18 20:55:12] Lothar [86/546] has challenged swifteh [207/275] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:17:42 is added to Lothar's clock.
[08/17/18 20:12:41] Gawble, swifteh and Hitler [1428/1837] have team battled Murdoc, Mimic and gonzo [164/1609] at [222,1010] and won! 0 days, 22:08:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/18 03:40:01] TinyTimmyTokyo and swifteh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/18 20:26:02] swifteh, Altdelete and Tjololo [964/1159] have team battled NeilHanlon, Dumbfoundde4d and Murdoc [1259/1612] at [100,898] and lost! 0 days, 11:24:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/18 16:54:07] swifteh [115/277] has challenged Salvorite [333/499] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:48 is added to swifteh's clock.
[08/23/18 00:55:11] ius [589/1025] has challenged swifteh [209/277] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:19:36 is removed from ius's clock.
[08/24/18 22:45:22] Jaime, NeilHanlon and TinyTimmyTokyo [1142/1583] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, electrostat and swifteh [970/2081] at [62,642] and won! 2 days, 03:49:20 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/18 11:55:11] skywavesurfer [223/380] has challenged swifteh [236/277] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:30:29 is added to skywavesurfer's clock.
[08/26/18 22:12:31] Diamond, swifteh and carblolymer [657/1137] have team battled arcade_droid, webvictim and Bantos [238/1292] at [12,299] and won! 2 days, 20:51:04 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/18 03:06:09] swifteh, NeilHanlon and Gordigon [54/1474] have team battled linuxdaemon, Roy_Mustang and bboston7 [647/1483] at [786,332] and lost! 2 days, 06:06:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/18 12:28:44] swifteh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:54:51 towards level 40.
[08/29/18 07:00:13] Gorgon [423/830] has challenged swifteh [135/277] in combat and won! 20 days, 18:38:50 is removed from Gorgon's clock.
[09/04/18 09:44:44] webvictim, pacology and Demeisen [770/1318] have team battled Manos, dorvin and swifteh [59/1807] at [315,978] and won! 1 day, 11:44:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/18 13:55:45] UEdwards, Zesty and Gawble [1483/1908] have team battled swifteh, Tadruien and NeilHanlon [339/1331] at [386,675] and won! 2 days, 21:31:20 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/18 08:05:56] Hammerfist, Lothar and Salvorite [667/1569] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, swifteh and Tjololo [525/1196] at [368,332] and won! 10 days, 12:04:36 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/18 14:29:09] AssDisaster and swifteh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/18 16:31:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried swifteh 5 days, 04:56:05 toward level 40.
[09/06/18 17:34:24] RichardG867, SelfishShellfish and LittleBro [2240/2401] have team battled Hammerfist, Beard and swifteh [278/1539] at [256,915] and won! 12 days, 01:53:55 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/18 23:41:08] webvictim, Brog and Lothar [219/1547] have team battled Beard, RichardG867 and swifteh [1469/1788] at [199,986] and lost! 13 days, 05:20:20 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/18 09:05:03] Murdoc, Doctor_Colossus and Altdelete [220/1891] have team battled Tadruien, swifteh and Bantos [615/1275] at [345,953] and lost! 0 days, 10:14:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/18 14:44:01] swifteh [263/313] has challenged Thor [689/900] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:07:37 is added to swifteh's clock.
[09/08/18 20:26:35] swifteh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:51:29 from level 41.
[09/09/18 01:34:32] swifteh, Zesty and carblolymer [745/1494] have team battled Salvorite, LittleBro and Mimic [138/1726] at [50,285] and won! 4 days, 21:03:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/18 08:01:24] swifteh got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:52:09 from level 41.
[09/09/18 23:14:42] Carbon [390/415] has challenged swifteh [147/313] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:45:40 is removed from Carbon's clock.
[09/10/18 02:39:23] AssDisaster, Brog and Tadruien [1357/1541] have team battled swifteh, fastfinge and webvictim [833/1272] at [261,419] and won! 11 days, 11:41:23 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/18 11:55:56] Dumbfoundde4d [393/584] has come upon swifteh [70/313] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:13:48 is removed from Dumbfoundde4d's clock.
[09/11/18 23:00:06] Vengeance, NeilHanlon and swifteh [877/1248] have team battled dorvin, RichardG867 and arcade_droid [656/1712] at [729,957] and won! 2 days, 08:48:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/18 08:47:59] Tjololo and swifteh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/18 19:51:38] Thor, Hammerfist and arcade_droid [539/1748] have team battled swifteh, Jeremias and Altdelete [812/1198] at [137,335] and lost! 5 days, 19:52:48 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/18 10:14:40] bboston7 [384/590] has challenged swifteh [54/313] in combat and won! 81 days, 07:31:42 is removed from bboston7's clock.
[09/14/18 11:14:42] Mimic [204/363] has challenged swifteh [296/313] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:33:47 is added to Mimic's clock.
[09/14/18 12:25:52] swifteh, Dumbfoundde4d and skywavesurfer [379/1283] have team battled jlc, carblolymer and SelfishShellfish [1368/1510] at [140,562] and lost! 0 days, 19:24:57 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/18 22:58:04] MPenguin and swifteh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/18 09:46:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried swifteh 5 days, 10:46:02 toward level 41.
[09/15/18 11:42:16] AssDisaster, carblolymer and n0suchth1ng [734/1413] have team battled Zesty, swifteh and Gordigon [1636/1786] at [0,448] and lost! 1 day, 06:24:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/18 16:57:56] Tjololo, carblolymer and Mimic [1060/1133] have team battled n0suchth1ng, swifteh and AssDisaster [853/1367] at [219,404] and won! 2 days, 22:30:48 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/18 18:44:40] swifteh invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:13:10 towards level 41.
[09/17/18 02:45:00] swifteh misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:35:25 from level 41.
[09/17/18 09:22:10] Murdoc, swifteh and dorvin [239/1392] have team battled n0suchth1ng, SelfishShellfish and skywavesurfer [426/1737] at [866,207] and lost! 1 day, 13:09:59 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/18 16:41:57] swifteh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:52:49 towards level 41.
[09/18/18 00:24:23] Tadruien and swifteh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/18 06:52:49] skywavesurfer, swifteh and bboston7 [502/1319] have team battled dorvin, Altdelete and pacology [605/1392] at [610,447] and lost! 1 day, 09:36:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/18 12:38:03] pacology, RichardG867 and dorvin [1218/1688] have team battled swifteh, SelfishShellfish and bboston7 [1623/1676] at [546,463] and lost! 0 days, 21:57:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/18 01:28:47] swifteh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:49:00 towards level 41.
[09/19/18 04:04:37] MPenguin and swifteh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/18 01:53:57] SelfishShellfish, bboston7 and TheOtherRedMan [543/1653] have team battled weylin, pztrn and swifteh [142/1391] at [905,925] and won! 0 days, 23:51:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/18 02:52:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried swifteh 0 days, 21:40:48 toward level 41.
[09/22/18 15:18:04] pacology and swifteh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/18 18:27:03] Hitler, swifteh and MPenguin [835/2201] have team battled RichardG867, electrostat and LittleBro [1234/2482] at [2,716] and lost! 0 days, 08:56:48 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/18 19:14:41] NeilHanlon [397/644] has challenged swifteh [297/314] in combat and won! 31 days, 16:56:36 is removed from NeilHanlon's clock.
[09/24/18 06:14:41] JoshCarter4 [30/371] has challenged swifteh [192/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:13:03 is added to JoshCarter4's clock.
[09/24/18 08:33:11] Demeisen, Gawble and swifteh [428/1633] have team battled skywavesurfer, Tadruien and bboston7 [219/1494] at [956,830] and won! 0 days, 03:06:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/18 10:23:38] swifteh was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:38:14 from level 41.
[09/24/18 18:02:10] swifteh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:02 towards level 41.
[09/24/18 21:13:10] swifteh [341/343] has challenged Vengeance [233/369] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:23:34 is removed from swifteh's clock.
[09/25/18 11:45:39] NeilHanlon, swifteh and Dumbfoundde4d [1535/1584] have team battled Zesty, DoctorRaptorMD and n0suchth1ng [1484/1918] at [840,741] and won! 4 days, 08:57:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/18 20:44:49] Demeisen, swifteh and AssDisaster [466/1458] have team battled MPenguin, Meistarin and Hitler [1007/2416] at [965,462] and lost! 3 days, 09:30:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/18 02:18:27] Zesty, swifteh, n0suchth1ng, and Tjololo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/26/18 04:36:19] Zesty, Gordigon and swifteh [1450/1843] have team battled NeilHanlon, AssDisaster and ricin [1198/2545] at [838,737] and won! 3 days, 00:33:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/18 17:28:52] swifteh, linuxdaemon and Zesty [295/1735] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Altdelete and webvictim [42/1881] at [721,765] and won! 2 days, 07:28:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/18 14:11:35] swifteh, carblolymer and bboston7 [464/1291] have team battled MPenguin, Thor and AssDisaster [1136/2479] at [197,734] and lost! 1 day, 16:58:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/18 22:41:24] swifteh, Hammerfist and skywavesurfer [1148/1293] have team battled Meistarin, NeilHanlon and Hitler [1518/2007] at [1010,786] and lost! 1 day, 23:27:47 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/18 19:56:32] swifteh, fastfinge and Bulwark [806/1529] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, electrostat and random-nick [1091/2230] at [816,98] and lost! 2 days, 04:42:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/18 01:14:41] Tjololo [119/407] has challenged swifteh [196/343] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:43:50 is added to Tjololo's clock.
[09/29/18 02:48:45] MPenguin, Jeremias and swifteh [977/1877] have team battled Thor, Doctor_Colossus and Paz [963/2069] at [837,8] and won! 1 day, 03:39:11 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/18 02:37:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried swifteh 0 days, 16:47:28 toward level 42.
[10/02/18 04:02:54] swifteh left his weapon out in the rain to rust! swifteh's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/02/18 07:57:17] swifteh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:15:59 towards level 42.
[10/02/18 18:21:14] StellarMeadow and swifteh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/18 00:15:40] swifteh invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:55 towards level 42.
[10/04/18 01:49:40] carblolymer and swifteh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/18 10:14:41] Gawble [380/719] has challenged swifteh [47/338] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:39:21 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[10/04/18 11:33:09] Hammerfist, swifteh and electrostat [1144/1717] have team battled arcade_droid, Paz and skywavesurfer [1010/1033] at [233,447] and won! 0 days, 07:06:11 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/18 17:40:59] swifteh grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:41 towards level 42.
[10/04/18 20:14:40] Dumbfoundde4d [127/600] has challenged swifteh [34/338] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:10:36 is removed from Dumbfoundde4d's clock.
[10/04/18 21:53:49] swifteh ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:44:32 from level 42.
[10/05/18 15:28:44] swifteh [311/338] has challenged WcktKlwn [229/485] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:04:55 is removed from swifteh's clock.
[10/05/18 18:18:30] swifteh [143/338] has come upon Zesty [840/875] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:43:42 is added to swifteh's clock.
[10/06/18 05:40:32] carblolymer and swifteh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/18 16:29:45] Lothar, swifteh and skywavesurfer [432/1322] have team battled Gawble, Hammerfist and webvictim [1115/1688] at [294,99] and lost! 4 days, 04:01:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/18 20:36:38] swifteh discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:04:20 towards level 43.
[10/06/18 21:14:40] Angry_Bartender [456/649] has challenged swifteh [175/338] in combat and won! 150 days, 09:25:09 is removed from Angry_Bartender's clock.
[10/07/18 07:45:10] Jeremias, swifteh and Gordigon [656/1449] have team battled weylin, ius and MPenguin [2812/2935] at [554,988] and lost! 1 day, 02:07:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/18 11:35:03] Vengeance, Thor and ius [975/2307] have team battled Gordigon, swifteh and weylin [1307/1803] at [498,839] and lost! 1 day, 10:55:14 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/18 07:38:11] Lothar, Doctor_Colossus and triarii [687/1898] have team battled swifteh, Vengeance and pacology [656/1090] at [86,638] and won! 8 days, 17:08:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/18 17:14:41] Dumbfoundde4d [288/600] has challenged swifteh [108/338] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:28:30 is removed from Dumbfoundde4d's clock.
[10/09/18 01:14:41] Vengeance [358/376] has challenged swifteh [126/338] in combat and won! 347 days, 15:50:35 is removed from Vengeance's clock.
[10/09/18 04:22:53] Gordigon, ricin and Altdelete [657/2431] have team battled weylin, swifteh and Vengeance [289/1539] at [376,750] and won! 0 days, 10:27:08 is removed from their clocks.

[10/10/18 13:50:58] arcade_droid, Altdelete, SelfishShellfish, and swifteh have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/18 18:57:11] swifteh had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:30:15 towards level 43.
[10/11/18 11:25:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried swifteh 7 days, 17:32:20 toward level 43.
[10/11/18 16:03:21] swifteh, DoctorRaptorMD and Gawble [789/1575] have team battled pztrn, Zesty and Altdelete [695/1620] at [205,759] and won! 1 day, 20:43:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/18 21:14:42] Vengeance [313/376] has challenged swifteh [74/338] in combat and won! 177 days, 04:24:26 is removed from Vengeance's clock.
[10/11/18 23:39:13] bboston7 and swifteh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/18 08:07:48] pztrn, Brog and swifteh [1133/1186] have team battled Paz, TheOtherRedMan and AssDisaster [601/1110] at [169,700] and won! 0 days, 19:30:16 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/18 16:09:48] AssDisaster, Angry_Bartender and swifteh [421/1501] have team battled Brog, webvictim and Hammerfist [1008/1557] at [384,883] and lost! 1 day, 10:50:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/18 20:14:40] Gawble [107/719] has challenged swifteh [8/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:54:34 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[10/12/18 22:37:07] Brog, dorvin and RichardG867 [1756/1968] have team battled Lothar, DoctorRaptorMD and swifteh [219/1409] at [683,575] and won! 3 days, 10:32:47 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/18 17:30:01] swifteh and webvictim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/18 18:32:37] vodka- [20/31] has challenged swifteh [237/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:25 is added to vodka-'s clock.
[10/14/18 04:32:38] swifteh and Lothar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/18 05:48:51] Manos, Gordigon and bboston7 [1210/2023] have team battled Brog, Angry_Bartender and swifteh [138/1567] at [658,303] and won! 0 days, 07:10:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/18 08:47:22] swifteh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:34 towards level 43.
[10/16/18 05:01:49] ius, swifteh, Hammerfist, and JoeK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/16/18 06:13:37] DianaCuMelancia, JoeK and TheOtherRedMan [49/1173] have team battled swifteh, Dumbfoundde4d and SelfishShellfish [1325/1731] at [890,271] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:34 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/18 06:36:16] Angry_Bartender, swifteh and ius [1686/2027] have team battled TheOtherRedMan, Jeremias and RichardG867 [1328/1581] at [805,487] and won! 0 days, 11:50:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/18 18:50:10] Angry_Bartender, swifteh and LittleBro [1830/1865] have team battled weylin, Jeremias and carblolymer [46/1716] at [722,364] and won! 0 days, 07:01:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/18 14:11:18] Demeisen, Hammerfist and Thor [1365/2015] have team battled linuxdaemon, swifteh and ius [1525/1907] at [720,535] and lost! 0 days, 10:11:55 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/18 15:42:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried swifteh 0 days, 02:58:12 toward level 43.
[10/17/18 16:29:23] swifteh met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:21:00 from level 43.
[10/17/18 20:20:24] swifteh [226/379] has challenged Gawble [613/719] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:30:33 is added to swifteh's clock.
[10/18/18 05:42:06] ius, Thor, swifteh, and pacology have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/18/18 15:40:20] Demeisen, RichardG867 and fastfinge [468/1863] have team battled swifteh, arcade_droid and vodka- [530/1059] at [440,904] and lost! 0 days, 04:27:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/18 11:42:14] swifteh, pacology and SelfishShellfish [307/1520] have team battled bboston7, Zesty and DoctorRaptorMD [1472/1937] at [495,725] and lost! 0 days, 11:55:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/18 18:22:48] Meistarin and swifteh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/18 12:13:40] swifteh invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:07:48 towards level 44.
[10/21/18 19:13:30] Jeremias, RichardG867 and TheOtherRedMan [969/1571] have team battled swifteh, Salvorite and SelfishShellfish [373/1667] at [332,0] and won! 0 days, 18:59:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/18 19:58:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried swifteh 16 days, 19:22:41 toward level 44.
[10/22/18 08:14:42] dorvin [338/617] has challenged swifteh [201/379] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:59:11 is removed from dorvin's clock.
[10/22/18 12:14:41] ius [740/1043] has challenged swifteh [31/379] in combat and won! 56 days, 22:32:21 is removed from ius's clock.
[10/22/18 18:59:30] webvictim and swifteh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/18 07:23:47] swifteh, NeilHanlon and LittleBro [359/1934] have team battled random-nick, Brog and electrostat [1801/1835] at [768,972] and lost! 1 day, 03:52:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/18 18:34:39] swifteh, MPenguin and Zesty [1845/2315] have team battled AssDisaster, Paz and skywavesurfer [641/1297] at [292,797] and won! 1 day, 07:13:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/18 06:50:20] MPenguin, LittleBro and TheOtherRedMan [1049/2312] have team battled Murdoc, swifteh and Thor [178/1764] at [921,992] and won! 0 days, 00:00:02 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/18 00:24:17] fastfinge, Kackis and triarii [1041/1432] have team battled Angry_Bartender, ius and swifteh [1368/2084] at [146,2] and lost! 0 days, 03:25:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/18 08:50:52] MPenguin, swifteh and electrostat [342/2309] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, LittleBro and webvictim [1687/1971] at [467,992] and lost! 0 days, 17:19:16 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/18 19:14:41] bboston7 [29/436] has challenged swifteh [161/381] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:32:49 is added to bboston7's clock.
[10/25/18 23:35:56] AssDisaster, swifteh and ricin [293/2239] have team battled Zesty, Angry_Bartender and Paz [1615/1864] at [851,828] and lost! 0 days, 18:19:40 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/18 00:14:41] carblolymer [258/363] has challenged swifteh [284/381] in combat and lost! 16 days, 07:46:39 is added to carblolymer's clock.
[10/26/18 14:59:47] weylin, RichardG867 and Murdoc [1495/2124] have team battled swifteh, paven and webvictim [726/1113] at [530,595] and won! 0 days, 12:20:21 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/18 22:57:59] swifteh got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:55:40 from level 44.
[10/27/18 04:18:50] pacology, JoeK and SelfishShellfish [1799/1864] have team battled swifteh, weylin and Jeremias [1470/1728] at [449,750] and won! 5 days, 08:21:26 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/18 11:45:31] swifteh found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:24 towards level 44.
[10/27/18 14:14:41] Gawble [512/709] has challenged swifteh [307/381] in combat and won! 70 days, 16:58:44 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[10/27/18 14:14:41] Gawble has dealt swifteh a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:30:31 is added to swifteh's clock.
[10/28/18 00:18:40] swifteh broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:38:03 from level 44.
[10/28/18 05:09:20] swifteh was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:43:53 from level 44.
[10/28/18 05:14:42] Brog [191/580] has challenged swifteh [355/381] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:18:10 is added to Brog's clock.
[10/28/18 20:19:54] swifteh and Vengeance have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/18 21:25:12] suniac [124/235] has challenged swifteh [204/381] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:32:16 is added to suniac's clock.
[10/29/18 00:35:17] swifteh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:23 towards level 44.
[10/29/18 01:26:05] swifteh and pacology have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/18 05:14:36] swifteh and Vengeance have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/18 11:30:12] swifteh [40/381] has challenged Thor [159/898] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:09:24 is added to swifteh's clock.
[10/30/18 01:40:54] swifteh, weylin and carblolymer [282/1627] have team battled triarii, pztrn and Meistarin [574/1216] at [839,523] and lost! 9 days, 08:16:34 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/18 06:25:18] swifteh got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:58:27 from level 45.
[10/30/18 08:14:41] jlc [319/396] has challenged swifteh [184/381] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:09:57 is removed from jlc's clock.
[10/30/18 15:54:15] bboston7, pztrn and Dumbfoundde4d [1303/1343] have team battled swifteh, Zesty and Tjololo [169/1646] at [870,466] and won! 0 days, 22:36:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/18 21:14:41] Tjololo [132/413] has challenged swifteh [6/381] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:08:30 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[11/11/18 08:37:14] swifteh, Demeisen and ius [15/2150] have team battled jlc, ricin and LittleBro [622/2835] at [925,511] and lost! 13 days, 06:59:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/18 15:11:02] n0suchth1ng [432/555] has challenged swifteh [271/381] in combat and won! 78 days, 01:35:40 is removed from n0suchth1ng's clock.
[11/11/18 21:11:04] electrostat [352/848] has challenged swifteh [318/381] in combat and won! 104 days, 15:34:53 is removed from electrostat's clock.
[11/12/18 01:55:34] Mimic, Tjololo and Manos [1105/1788] have team battled ricin, SelfishShellfish and swifteh [2370/2662] at [799,318] and lost! 0 days, 06:28:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/18 04:43:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried swifteh 38 days, 15:57:48 toward level 45.
[11/12/18 05:11:04] ricin [788/1542] has challenged swifteh [41/381] in combat and won! 77 days, 01:17:51 is removed from ricin's clock.
[11/12/18 05:11:04] ricin has dealt swifteh a Critical Strike! 7 days, 05:46:06 is added to swifteh's clock.
[11/12/18 10:11:04] Dumbfoundde4d [53/605] has challenged swifteh [305/381] in combat and lost! 21 days, 02:41:59 is added to Dumbfoundde4d's clock.
[11/13/18 01:35:42] swifteh bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:14:54 from level 45.
[11/13/18 15:40:57] swifteh ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:30:03 from level 45.
[11/13/18 16:44:24] swifteh, Mimic and vodka- [10/1094] have team battled SelfishShellfish, JoeK and Murdoc [168/1775] at [584,706] and lost! 0 days, 03:52:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/18 23:00:01] swifteh broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:13:34 from level 45.
[11/14/18 12:59:15] swifteh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:59:37 towards level 45.
[11/14/18 22:11:03] Murdoc [262/485] has challenged swifteh [47/381] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:03:09 is removed from Murdoc's clock.
[11/15/18 09:06:26] swifteh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:11:33 towards level 45.
[11/15/18 11:30:26] ius, swifteh and JoeK [38/1975] have team battled Lothar, suniac and MPenguin [1121/1721] at [624,596] and lost! 0 days, 09:46:21 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/18 11:31:05] swifteh, suniac and ius [1718/1780] have team battled AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and JoeK [205/2027] at [503,392] and won! 0 days, 06:16:32 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/18 15:49:19] bboston7, ius and swifteh [1370/1860] have team battled paven, DianaCuMelancia and Lothar [959/1037] at [575,251] and won! 0 days, 03:01:51 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/18 23:50:06] Murdoc, swifteh and arcade_droid [869/1356] have team battled ius, Dumbfoundde4d and RichardG867 [445/2429] at [984,613] and won! 0 days, 13:55:59 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/18 12:43:37] vodka-, NeilHanlon and ricin [1026/2499] have team battled MPenguin, electrostat and swifteh [1605/2061] at [571,849] and lost! 0 days, 13:48:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/18 16:14:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried swifteh 16 days, 11:33:07 toward level 45.
[11/16/18 17:11:04] Kackis [140/519] has challenged swifteh [201/381] in combat and lost! 35 days, 18:04:36 is added to Kackis's clock.
[11/16/18 17:31:52] electrostat, Lothar and swifteh [331/1800] have team battled vodka-, MPenguin and carblolymer [41/1459] at [728,703] and won! 1 day, 22:09:59 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/18 12:53:21] Murdoc, Dumbfoundde4d and Gawble [1568/1802] have team battled electrostat, triarii and swifteh [2/1638] at [919,642] and won! 0 days, 02:40:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/18 00:38:14] Murdoc [281/488] has challenged swifteh [226/381] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:32:22 is removed from Murdoc's clock.
[11/18/18 01:18:01] Gorgon, MPenguin and swifteh [766/2054] have team battled pztrn, triarii and Manos [172/1636] at [235,628] and won! 5 days, 11:04:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/18 08:11:03] JoeK [541/553] has challenged swifteh [50/381] in combat and won! 161 days, 07:59:44 is removed from JoeK's clock.
[11/18/18 15:41:47] Doctor_Colossus, Murdoc and carblolymer [461/1797] have team battled JoeK, Meistarin and swifteh [885/1484] at [164,717] and lost! 1 day, 14:29:17 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/18 16:14:07] pztrn, Murdoc and JoeK [99/1342] have team battled Meistarin, swifteh and Doctor_Colossus [447/1877] at [65,914] and lost! 0 days, 12:09:58 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/18 10:13:16] swifteh, triarii and jlc [960/1196] have team battled Gawble, Demeisen and n0suchth1ng [1183/1990] at [109,183] and lost! 1 day, 21:31:02 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/18 12:30:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed swifteh with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 09:59:44 from level 45.
[11/21/18 08:16:02] swifteh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:06:19 towards level 45.
[11/21/18 17:14:21] linuxdaemon, Gawble and Tadruien [1628/1705] have team battled Manos, swifteh and Brog [684/1908] at [655,346] and won! 1 day, 01:42:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/18 05:41:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried swifteh 7 days, 05:37:33 toward level 45.
[11/23/18 12:08:38] swifteh grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:32:51 towards level 45.
[11/23/18 13:11:03] JoeK [463/553] has challenged swifteh [4/381] in combat and won! 189 days, 04:32:14 is removed from JoeK's clock.
[11/23/18 20:11:04] jlc [395/396] has challenged swifteh [376/381] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:57:27 is removed from jlc's clock.
[11/24/18 12:53:00] ius, vodka- and Gorgon [595/2174] have team battled Manos, swifteh and Demeisen [1727/2045] at [748,944] and lost! 0 days, 00:20:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/18 15:11:04] NeilHanlon [91/671] has challenged swifteh [378/381] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:34:19 is added to NeilHanlon's clock.
[11/24/18 19:11:02] n0suchth1ng [125/555] has challenged swifteh [317/381] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:23:31 is added to n0suchth1ng's clock.
[11/26/18 07:01:29] swifteh [365/381] has challenged Paz [163/360] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:29:33 is removed from swifteh's clock.
[11/26/18 12:42:37] swifteh, Dumbfoundde4d and ricin [1714/2533] have team battled Manos, Tjololo and ius [2064/2382] at [178,879] and lost! 0 days, 16:38:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/18 19:15:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried swifteh 8 days, 00:24:59 toward level 46.
[11/26/18 21:55:24] swifteh burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! swifteh's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/28/18 14:15:16] swifteh [173/375] has challenged pacology [44/398] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:46:09 is removed from swifteh's clock.
[11/28/18 18:30:41] swifteh, arcade_droid and FueL [525/1230] have team battled Lothar, DianaCuMelancia and pztrn [1051/1075] at [978,662] and lost! 4 days, 16:41:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/18 09:06:58] electrostat, Lothar and Mimic [1001/1875] have team battled Tjololo, swifteh and ricin [60/2335] at [756,370] and won! 0 days, 14:23:59 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/18 12:58:08] DianaCuMelancia, Tjololo and NeilHanlon [524/1327] have team battled arcade_droid, swifteh and ricin [186/2409] at [973,403] and won! 0 days, 02:18:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/18 22:52:36] swifteh invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:38:58 towards level 46.
[11/30/18 00:15:17] swifteh [181/375] has challenged Gorgon [803/869] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:35:47 is added to swifteh's clock.
[11/30/18 17:15:15] swifteh [57/375] has challenged WcktKlwn [280/486] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:07:09 is added to swifteh's clock.
[11/30/18 19:00:14] swifteh was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:22:33 from level 46.
[11/30/18 20:48:24] swifteh was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:33:37 from level 46.
[12/01/18 02:15:15] swifteh [68/375] has challenged Diamond [317/512] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:24:33 is added to swifteh's clock.
[12/01/18 09:15:16] swifteh [224/375] has challenged L [150/317] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:45:43 is removed from swifteh's clock.
[12/01/18 09:33:00] Diamond, DoctorRaptorMD and swifteh [53/1540] have team battled Tjololo, Zesty and arcade_droid [463/1737] at [267,286] and lost! 0 days, 07:20:40 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/18 14:50:49] DianaCuMelancia, DoctorRaptorMD and Diamond [814/1415] have team battled Tjololo, Zesty and swifteh [1222/1625] at [31,244] and lost! 0 days, 07:45:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/18 00:45:12] pztrn, swifteh and DoctorRaptorMD [1244/1301] have team battled Gorgon, linuxdaemon and fastfinge [256/1891] at [372,540] and won! 0 days, 02:43:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/18 02:15:17] swifteh [262/375] has challenged ius [816/1026] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:11:24 is added to swifteh's clock.
[12/02/18 04:56:21] swifteh found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:08:17 towards level 46.
[12/02/18 06:15:17] linuxdaemon [481/508] has challenged swifteh [102/375] in combat and won! 50 days, 01:40:56 is removed from linuxdaemon's clock.
[12/02/18 09:15:16] swifteh [166/375] has challenged SelfishShellfish [31/753] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:29:11 is removed from swifteh's clock.
[12/02/18 12:10:23] DoctorRaptorMD, pztrn and linuxdaemon [968/1434] have team battled fastfinge, DianaCuMelancia and swifteh [921/1129] at [388,469] and won! 0 days, 01:06:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/18 15:12:34] swifteh, L and dorvin [1162/1312] have team battled ius, suniac and WcktKlwn [1013/1865] at [499,780] and won! 1 day, 01:18:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/18 15:15:17] swifteh [71/375] has challenged linuxdaemon [158/508] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:32:30 is added to swifteh's clock.
[12/02/18 19:33:16] Dumbfoundde4d, suniac and Mimic [247/1395] have team battled swifteh, ius and Kackis [1866/1920] at [359,776] and lost! 0 days, 14:33:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/18 20:15:15] Kackis [318/519] has challenged swifteh [159/375] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:23:11 is removed from Kackis's clock.
[12/02/18 22:15:16] fastfinge [226/504] has challenged swifteh [291/375] in combat and lost! 8 days, 04:59:50 is added to fastfinge's clock.
[12/02/18 23:15:17] AssDisaster [250/530] has challenged swifteh [3/375] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:00:11 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/03/18 04:15:17] swifteh [303/375] has challenged Mag [425/467] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:50:23 is added to swifteh's clock.
[12/03/18 10:15:15] swifteh [2/379] has challenged AssDisaster [421/530] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:11:13 is added to swifteh's clock.
[12/03/18 13:59:01] swifteh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:42:55 towards level 46.
[12/03/18 23:02:27] suniac, ius and fastfinge [1190/1886] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, swifteh and AssDisaster [785/1633] at [252,472] and won! 0 days, 14:23:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/18 01:18:52] swifteh, ius, SelfishShellfish, and fastfinge have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/04/18 06:38:49] DoctorRaptorMD, Manos and SelfishShellfish [780/2420] have team battled swifteh, suniac and weylin [104/1612] at [297,408] and won! 19 days, 14:26:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/18 20:15:17] swifteh [86/379] has challenged suniac [262/359] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:15:53 is added to swifteh's clock.
[12/05/18 10:15:16] swifteh [177/379] has challenged Dumbfoundde4d [579/605] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:38:35 is added to swifteh's clock.
[12/05/18 13:15:15] Lothar [155/559] has challenged swifteh [243/379] in combat and lost! 50 days, 07:44:51 is added to Lothar's clock.
[12/05/18 20:15:16] WcktKlwn [313/483] has challenged swifteh [255/379] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:38:06 is removed from WcktKlwn's clock.
[12/06/18 01:22:05] swifteh and Lothar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/18 12:15:17] swifteh [251/379] has challenged linuxdaemon [15/514] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:47:22 is removed from swifteh's clock.
[12/06/18 16:15:15] dorvin [347/638] has challenged swifteh [30/379] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:13:07 is removed from dorvin's clock.
[12/06/18 19:15:17] Gawble [442/625] has challenged swifteh [371/379] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:28:28 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[12/07/18 06:58:08] swifteh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:56:35 towards level 46.
[12/07/18 10:15:15] swifteh [334/379] has challenged fastfinge [15/504] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:48:21 is removed from swifteh's clock.
[12/07/18 14:15:15] swifteh [174/379] has challenged dorvin [338/638] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:31:15 is added to swifteh's clock.
[12/07/18 15:12:44] Murdoc stole swifteh's level 43 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Murdoc leaves his old level 24 pair of gloves behind, which swifteh then takes.
[12/08/18 21:15:15] swifteh [106/358] has challenged Dumbfoundde4d [503/605] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:20:51 is added to swifteh's clock.
[12/08/18 23:54:27] Manos, ricin and Tjololo [2583/2903] have team battled swifteh, Diamond and L [945/1187] at [637,140] and won! 16 days, 16:32:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/18 03:16:52] RichardG867, ricin and Dumbfoundde4d [958/2933] have team battled Diamond, L and swifteh [1137/1187] at [426,231] and lost! 0 days, 04:53:52 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/18 05:27:25] JoeK, DoctorRaptorMD and RichardG867 [1123/2062] have team battled swifteh, <char and Murdoc [845/1076] at [792,55] and won! 4 days, 22:04:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/18 19:15:17] swifteh [63/358] has challenged L [125/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:13:54 is added to swifteh's clock.