Player Info
User: Sparks
Class: Arachnid
Admin?: No
Level: 40
Next level: 1 day, 11:00:08
Status: Offline
Host: sparks!snoo@raging.alpaca.army
Account Created: Sat May 29 18:22:27 2021
Last login: Sun Jul 11 06:33:56 2021
Total time idled: 73 days, 09:40:59
Current position: [582,679]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]
Map
Items
amulet: 29
boots: 28
charm: 37
gloves: 46
helm: 42
leggings: 42
ring: 23
shield: 49
tunic: 24
weapon: 25
sum: 345
Penalties
kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 0 days, 10:58:02
quit: 0 days, 03:18:27
total: 0 days, 14:16:29
Character Modifiers
[05/30/21 01:57:51] Sparks [0/1] has challenged Balthazar [136/1171] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:54 is added to Sparks's clock.
[05/30/21 02:21:04] Sparks [0/8] has challenged Ka [111/219] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:03 is added to Sparks's clock.
[05/30/21 08:20:09] Sparks [0/73] has challenged Dumbfoundde4d [1046/1084] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:46 is added to Sparks's clock.
[05/30/21 09:31:38] Ka, Sparks and Thor [231/1248] have team battled webvictim, Doctor_Colossus and SelfishShellfish [3014/3318] at [972,788] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/21 09:53:16] Sparks stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:12 towards level 13.
[05/30/21 21:24:02] Sparks [81/100] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [794/1250] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:56 is added to Sparks's clock.
[05/30/21 21:59:28] TheSilentLink [342/1008] has challenged Sparks [36/100] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:18:47 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[05/31/21 01:46:54] Sparks discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:27 towards level 18.
[05/31/21 05:42:39] Jesus, Astrid and Sparks [616/1009] have team battled Timewalker, PlasmaStar and |_ocke [1142/1800] at [728,78] and lost! 0 days, 00:28:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/21 08:59:30] PlasmaStar [397/827] has challenged Sparks [81/126] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:33:50 is removed from PlasmaStar's clock.
[05/31/21 09:23:40] webvictim, PlasmaStar and Sparks [1236/1769] have team battled Ka, SelfishShellfish and cities [1943/2229] at [795,563] and lost! 0 days, 01:12:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/21 17:59:29] RichardG867 [42/1065] has challenged Sparks [55/135] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:31:28 is added to RichardG867's clock.
[06/01/21 05:15:23] Sparks fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:13 from level 22.
[06/01/21 07:59:28] PlasmaStar [180/823] has challenged Sparks [43/158] in combat and won! 42 days, 04:06:58 is removed from PlasmaStar's clock.
[06/01/21 11:59:13] Sparks [88/168] has challenged Hitler [49/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:20:53 is removed from Sparks's clock.
[06/01/21 15:59:28] Doctor_Colossus [396/1271] has challenged Sparks [95/168] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:34:26 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[06/01/21 15:59:28] Doctor_Colossus has dealt Sparks a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:09:37 is added to Sparks's clock.
[06/01/21 18:20:55] Doctor_Colossus, Tjololo and sslbits [124/3106] have team battled Astrid, Pontuzz and Sparks [1032/1980] at [384,322] and lost! 7 days, 00:27:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/21 21:59:29] RichardG867 [271/1065] has challenged Sparks [10/168] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:18:47 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[06/02/21 08:00:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sparks 0 days, 03:31:04 toward level 24.
[06/02/21 22:59:30] SelfishShellfish [1177/1252] has challenged Sparks [40/220] in combat and won! 109 days, 01:54:41 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[06/03/21 06:28:58] Sparks [158/231] has challenged sslbits [417/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:38 is added to Sparks's clock.
[06/03/21 19:51:39] Sparks, cities and Balthazar [458/2240] have team battled webvictim, Volkor and tccki [1260/1847] at [614,612] and lost! 0 days, 04:02:00 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/21 19:59:28] Tjololo [1089/1097] has challenged Sparks [150/231] in combat and won! 59 days, 20:36:36 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[06/04/21 02:08:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sparks 0 days, 10:23:26 toward level 26.
[06/04/21 09:40:14] Sparks [118/243] has challenged Volkor [198/625] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:39:10 is added to Sparks's clock.
[06/04/21 10:44:45] SelfishShellfish, RichardG867 and Lothar [2249/3212] have team battled Sparks, tccki and |_ocke [1106/1471] at [138,558] and won! 4 days, 05:43:26 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/21 19:10:35] Sparks, Volkor and Astrid [1364/1561] have team battled StickMan, tccki and Doctor_Colossus [79/2483] at [421,572] and won! 0 days, 04:31:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/21 20:24:58] Doctor_Colossus, Sparks and Volkor [672/2141] have team battled StickMan, TheSilentLink and tccki [177/2218] at [434,637] and won! 0 days, 03:22:18 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/21 20:58:12] Doctor_Colossus, Sparks and tccki [1550/1922] have team battled |_ocke, Jesus and AssDisaster [1397/1966] at [188,949] and won! 0 days, 02:35:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/21 07:30:50] Sparks [232/248] has challenged webvictim [747/816] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:18 is added to Sparks's clock.
[06/05/21 10:59:30] AssDisaster [228/911] has challenged Sparks [222/248] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:20:34 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/05/21 14:59:30] Lothar [228/893] has challenged Sparks [84/248] in combat and won! 65 days, 08:27:33 is removed from Lothar's clock.
[06/06/21 00:29:56] TheSilentLink, cities and Sparks [495/2028] have team battled Jesus, ComputerTech and StickMan [1039/1204] at [793,495] and lost! 0 days, 05:16:56 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/21 00:32:47] Sparks was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:52 towards level 28.
[06/06/21 01:08:36] Jesus [50/233] has come upon Sparks [186/248] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:14:58 is added to Jesus's clock.
[06/07/21 05:01:54] Sparks [136/248] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [1170/1273] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:21:04 is added to Sparks's clock.
[06/07/21 15:28:00] Sparks got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:33:21 from level 29.
[06/07/21 15:55:45] TheSilentLink, Sparks and sslbits [1984/1994] have team battled cities, AB49K and ComputerTech [923/1227] at [472,519] and won! 0 days, 03:12:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/21 16:12:11] Sparks was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:22 towards level 29.
[06/07/21 21:40:59] Sparks discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:05 towards level 29.
[06/08/21 02:58:09] Dumbfoundde4d, Sparks and Astrid [815/2028] have team battled Tjololo, StickMan and LoSKi [1668/1991] at [234,2] and lost! 0 days, 04:56:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/21 10:23:41] ComputerTech, TheSilentLink and webvictim [1596/2235] have team battled PlasmaStar, Sparks and Hitler [1457/1881] at [164,569] and won! 0 days, 06:28:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/21 12:45:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sparks 0 days, 14:17:39 toward level 29.
[06/08/21 15:59:28] RichardG867 [247/1046] has challenged Sparks [44/251] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:36:02 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[06/08/21 18:19:29] Sparks [216/267] has challenged Lothar [842/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:02:01 is added to Sparks's clock.
[06/08/21 22:23:24] AB49K [200/252] has challenged Sparks [23/267] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:48:32 is removed from AB49K's clock.
[06/09/21 02:54:28] Sparks, Hitler and AssDisaster [518/1970] have team battled |_ocke, PlasmaStar and webvictim [262/2470] at [174,799] and won! 0 days, 10:31:20 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/21 08:02:24] Nabru, |_ocke and Balthazar [2701/2932] have team battled Sparks, TheSilentLink and AB49K [1538/1791] at [185,472] and won! 1 day, 00:30:56 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/21 07:00:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sparks 0 days, 05:35:39 toward level 30.
[06/10/21 15:24:07] Sparks [145/269] has challenged SelfishShellfish [487/1273] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:05:45 is added to Sparks's clock.
[06/10/21 17:59:29] RichardG867 [680/1046] has challenged Sparks [73/269] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:24:16 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[06/10/21 20:11:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sparks 0 days, 12:01:50 toward level 31.
[06/11/21 04:24:45] AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and Sparks [703/2453] have team battled AB49K, webvictim and ComputerTech [599/1225] at [326,800] and won! 0 days, 10:06:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/21 05:27:56] Sparks hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:46:50 towards level 31.
[06/11/21 06:26:53] TheSilentLink, Lothar and webvictim [2056/2920] have team battled Sparks, AB49K and ComputerTech [226/739] at [567,434] and won! 0 days, 18:22:33 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/21 06:59:29] ricin [62/924] has challenged Sparks [165/269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:26:24 is added to ricin's clock.
[06/11/21 15:59:28] TheSilentLink [438/1272] has challenged Sparks [224/269] in combat and won! 50 days, 22:22:04 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[06/12/21 03:08:28] SelfishShellfish, Nabru and Sparks [1111/2333] have team battled webvictim, sslbits and cities [289/2267] at [779,636] and won! 0 days, 03:03:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/21 15:21:15] Sparks [0/273] has challenged sslbits [722/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:48:32 is added to Sparks's clock.
[06/12/21 17:25:52] Balthazar, Sparks and AssDisaster [1937/2425] have team battled RichardG867, sslbits and PlasmaStar [1696/2652] at [402,606] and won! 0 days, 05:51:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/21 18:27:35] Sparks, Hitler and webvictim [916/1820] have team battled AB49K, AssDisaster and Balthazar [1970/2428] at [413,880] and lost! 0 days, 07:26:36 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/21 22:59:30] Pontuzz [285/1129] has challenged Sparks [153/273] in combat and won! 53 days, 23:40:43 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[06/12/21 23:59:28] Lothar [533/893] has challenged Sparks [213/273] in combat and won! 29 days, 21:50:36 is removed from Lothar's clock.
[06/13/21 00:09:41] Nabru, webvictim and Balthazar [1403/2859] have team battled AssDisaster, Sparks and Hitler [1838/1976] at [496,762] and lost! 0 days, 07:47:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/21 00:46:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sparks 0 days, 14:34:29 toward level 32.
[06/13/21 01:07:16] Nabru, Sparks and Balthazar [1257/2377] have team battled ComputerTech, AssDisaster and Hitler [354/1935] at [413,718] and won! 0 days, 13:12:31 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/21 11:23:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sparks 0 days, 23:24:51 toward level 32.
[06/13/21 11:59:28] SelfishShellfish [1065/1256] has challenged Sparks [260/273] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:09:34 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[06/13/21 16:23:29] cities, RichardG867 and Hitler [2483/2582] have team battled Tjololo, Sparks and AB49K [925/1641] at [291,865] and won! 0 days, 06:07:45 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/21 17:08:59] webvictim, Sparks and AB49K [1220/1304] have team battled Tjololo, ComputerTech and Hitler [315/2116] at [414,885] and won! 0 days, 02:40:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/21 17:29:05] AssDisaster [787/906] has challenged Sparks [195/273] in combat and won! 122 days, 11:24:26 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/13/21 21:11:36] AB49K, webvictim and Hitler [560/1823] have team battled ComputerTech, Balthazar and Sparks [1754/1817] at [776,868] and lost! 0 days, 12:13:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/21 03:51:47] Sparks [248/277] has challenged ComputerTech [8/232] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:08:42 is removed from Sparks's clock.
[06/14/21 04:16:08] ComputerTech, RichardG867 and AB49K [106/1554] have team battled Tjololo, cities and Sparks [2106/2113] at [205,988] and lost! 0 days, 04:30:36 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/21 08:36:05] ComputerTech, Hitler and webvictim [140/1779] have team battled AB49K, Sparks and cities [1106/1297] at [601,752] and lost! 0 days, 04:32:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/21 08:57:07] cities, AB49K and Sparks [1118/1297] have team battled RichardG867, Tjololo and ComputerTech [1280/2370] at [54,733] and lost! 0 days, 02:37:56 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/21 09:43:40] Hitler, webvictim and AB49K [1557/1823] have team battled Sparks, ComputerTech and cities [702/1253] at [672,926] and won! 0 days, 13:35:24 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/21 16:59:30] Nabru [306/814] has challenged Sparks [30/277] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:29:32 is removed from Nabru's clock.
[06/14/21 17:29:13] Astrid, TheSilentLink and webvictim [897/2735] have team battled Sparks, cities and Volkor [981/1646] at [1006,700] and lost! 38 days, 06:19:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/21 18:02:23] Sparks had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:08 towards level 33.
[06/14/21 18:14:43] webvictim, Hitler and Sparks [1605/1824] have team battled ComputerTech, cities and Astrid [1005/1660] at [666,719] and won! 0 days, 15:48:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/21 18:59:28] StickMan [68/808] has challenged Sparks [232/277] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:24 is added to StickMan's clock.
[06/15/21 02:35:16] Sparks got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:50:25 from level 33.
[06/15/21 10:46:23] Doctor_Colossus, webvictim and Sparks [1717/2305] have team battled Balthazar, cities and Hitler [675/2874] at [453,833] and won! 0 days, 10:06:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/21 13:26:22] Sparks, webvictim and cities [797/1802] have team battled Hitler, Astrid and Nabru [617/2309] at [595,922] and won! 0 days, 07:32:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/21 18:59:28] Tjololo [74/1116] has challenged Sparks [129/277] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:03:33 is added to Tjololo's clock.
[06/16/21 03:52:38] Doctor_Colossus, webvictim and SelfishShellfish [1346/3288] have team battled Tjololo, AssDisaster and Sparks [687/2299] at [876,238] and won! 1 day, 05:01:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/21 12:51:51] Sparks reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Sparks's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/16/21 16:41:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sparks with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:49:27 from level 33.
[06/16/21 18:09:38] cities, StickMan and AssDisaster [1751/2484] have team battled Sparks, webvictim and Nabru [837/1853] at [622,425] and won! 43 days, 18:15:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/21 20:56:38] Sparks [246/280] has challenged PlasmaStar [310/838] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:02:37 is added to Sparks's clock.
[06/16/21 22:17:36] PlasmaStar, Tjololo and SelfishShellfish [350/3210] have team battled Sparks, webvictim and AssDisaster [408/1945] at [677,244] and lost! 4 days, 19:11:53 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/21 23:41:21] Tjololo, Sparks and PlasmaStar [1555/2234] have team battled Pontuzz, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [2266/3291] at [481,6] and lost! 1 day, 02:34:10 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/21 23:47:27] Pontuzz, AssDisaster and Tjololo [1596/3151] have team battled PlasmaStar, SelfishShellfish and Sparks [304/2374] at [473,116] and won! 16 days, 14:00:43 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/21 03:37:07] Doctor_Colossus [1195/1273] has challenged Sparks [9/280] in combat and won! 140 days, 01:14:34 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[06/17/21 04:01:09] ComputerTech [99/236] has challenged Sparks [221/280] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:48:32 is added to ComputerTech's clock.
[06/17/21 06:47:40] Sparks, Timewalker and StickMan [486/1271] have team battled AssDisaster, ComputerTech and SelfishShellfish [1992/2398] at [700,331] and lost! 0 days, 04:16:49 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/21 22:59:29] RichardG867 [776/1046] has challenged Sparks [151/280] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:52:27 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[06/17/21 22:59:29] RichardG867 has dealt Sparks a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:57:43 is added to Sparks's clock.
[06/19/21 01:54:46] Sparks discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:02:22 towards level 34.
[06/19/21 08:31:01] TheSilentLink, Sparks and sslbits [1537/2333] have team battled Balthazar, webvictim and Astrid [2308/2764] at [446,209] and lost! 1 day, 00:04:12 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/21 10:08:56] Sparks broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:25:22 from level 34.
[06/19/21 21:33:15] Sparks, Nabru and cities [686/1841] have team battled SelfishShellfish, PlasmaStar and webvictim [1238/2858] at [752,267] and lost! 1 day, 04:33:40 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/21 09:22:25] Lothar, TheSilentLink and SelfishShellfish [1780/3432] have team battled AB49K, Hitler and Sparks [381/1364] at [798,876] and won! 2 days, 08:39:17 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/21 12:22:48] webvictim, cities and AB49K [468/1808] have team battled SelfishShellfish, Sparks and TheSilentLink [1344/2813] at [875,410] and lost! 0 days, 07:06:07 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/21 15:31:38] Lothar, Volkor and TheSilentLink [796/2789] have team battled Sparks, Hitler and RichardG867 [380/2118] at [462,922] and won! 1 day, 13:55:23 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/21 17:00:01] AB49K, Hitler and Sparks [764/1364] have team battled Volkor, TheSilentLink and SelfishShellfish [1616/3146] at [646,715] and lost! 0 days, 07:35:54 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/21 01:23:15] TheSilentLink, SelfishShellfish and Balthazar [3650/3849] have team battled Sparks, Volkor and AB49K [754/1185] at [840,824] and won! 2 days, 00:45:04 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/21 06:28:17] Sparks, RichardG867 and Tjololo [114/2438] have team battled Volkor, TheSilentLink and AB49K [2173/2186] at [573,915] and lost! 1 day, 02:37:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/21 06:43:13] SelfishShellfish, StickMan and Sparks [2143/2339] have team battled Tjololo, AB49K and Timewalker [558/1587] at [710,959] and won! 1 day, 10:29:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/21 16:32:42] AB49K, Sparks and Astrid [828/1265] have team battled SelfishShellfish, |_ocke and cities [1666/2890] at [839,827] and lost! 0 days, 04:24:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/21 18:29:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sparks 0 days, 16:58:32 toward level 34.
[06/21/21 19:13:30] PlasmaStar, Lothar and TheSilentLink [945/3023] have team battled AssDisaster, Astrid and Sparks [563/1879] at [420,721] and won! 0 days, 03:53:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/21 21:59:29] Balthazar [817/1312] has challenged Sparks [90/280] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:15:10 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[06/22/21 00:34:49] Lothar, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [2849/3061] have team battled Astrid, Sparks and Volkor [953/1586] at [592,981] and won! 0 days, 10:26:18 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/21 09:55:31] Volkor, ComputerTech and Astrid [1285/1561] have team battled Sparks, StickMan and RichardG867 [99/2129] at [417,744] and won! 0 days, 04:48:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/21 10:06:41] Sparks ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:49:04 from level 34.
[06/22/21 21:31:39] AssDisaster, Sparks and webvictim [1691/1945] have team battled JoeK, cities and TheSilentLink [2650/2691] at [559,1] and lost! 0 days, 19:04:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/21 22:36:08] Sparks grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:08 towards level 34.
[06/22/21 23:06:23] Sparks caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:16 towards level 34.
[06/23/21 00:23:38] Sparks was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:20 towards level 34.
[06/23/21 01:59:28] AssDisaster [865/906] has challenged Sparks [19/280] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:31:49 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/23/21 02:21:19] Sparks, webvictim and AssDisaster [1503/1945] have team battled Pontuzz, |_ocke and sslbits [2520/2782] at [546,83] and lost! 0 days, 17:54:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/21 05:59:29] TheSilentLink [37/1281] has challenged Sparks [9/280] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:00:13 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[06/23/21 06:44:59] Sparks found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:39 towards level 34.
[06/23/21 09:59:29] cities [125/757] has challenged Sparks [38/280] in combat and won! 50 days, 02:45:41 is removed from cities's clock.
[06/23/21 13:02:54] Sparks, ricin and Lothar [1552/2100] have team battled Volkor, AssDisaster and ComputerTech [161/1770] at [219,31] and won! 0 days, 17:30:05 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/21 14:39:57] cities, sslbits and AB49K [555/1828] have team battled Volkor, Sparks and Pontuzz [981/2018] at [490,144] and lost! 1 day, 12:12:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/21 15:37:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sparks 1 day, 02:17:48 toward level 34.
[06/24/21 13:01:34] Sparks fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! Sparks's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/24/21 23:16:31] Sparks found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:26 towards level 34.
[06/25/21 05:59:28] TheSilentLink [1085/1281] has challenged Sparks [122/276] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:43 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[06/25/21 06:18:24] Volkor, StickMan and MPenguin [1601/2085] have team battled sslbits, Hitler and Sparks [285/1844] at [101,357] and won! 4 days, 19:05:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/21 06:45:33] ComputerTech, Sparks and AssDisaster [1107/1437] have team battled Timewalker, Hitler and Volkor [1350/1630] at [704,136] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/21 07:11:49] Sparks misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:04:10 from level 34.
[06/25/21 09:12:59] Sparks [67/276] has challenged JoeK [356/653] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:59:12 is added to Sparks's clock.
[06/25/21 11:45:53] Sparks, ComputerTech and sslbits [8/1307] have team battled Hitler, Nabru and WcktKlwn [880/2363] at [54,354] and lost! 0 days, 20:05:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/21 14:10:03] Sparks learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:31:15 towards level 35.
[06/25/21 16:41:25] ComputerTech, Volkor and PlasmaStar [1251/1698] have team battled sslbits, Sparks and Pontuzz [2042/2181] at [208,87] and lost! 0 days, 06:49:36 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/21 17:11:41] Sparks hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:55:50 towards level 35.
[06/25/21 19:59:30] PlasmaStar [600/843] has challenged Sparks [14/276] in combat and won! 88 days, 04:07:27 is removed from PlasmaStar's clock.
[06/25/21 20:11:19] Sparks was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:02:59 from level 35.
[06/25/21 21:51:16] Sparks was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:19:16 towards level 35.
[06/25/21 23:28:58] PlasmaStar, ComputerTech and Nabru [921/1902] have team battled Sparks, Pontuzz and AB49K [1310/1712] at [227,135] and lost! 0 days, 06:50:00 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/21 01:42:54] AssDisaster, Balthazar and TheSilentLink [2045/3499] have team battled Sparks, WcktKlwn and |_ocke [1926/1984] at [862,480] and won! 0 days, 06:20:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/21 03:23:34] JoeK, sslbits and Sparks [44/1705] have team battled Balthazar, StickMan and ricin [1389/3039] at [878,69] and lost! 1 day, 02:55:17 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/21 04:59:30] Nabru [324/804] has challenged Sparks [71/276] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:26:13 is removed from Nabru's clock.
[06/26/21 11:25:26] Sparks was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:35 towards level 35.
[06/27/21 05:32:02] Hitler, Sparks and Doctor_Colossus [2029/2346] have team battled AssDisaster, webvictim and WcktKlwn [1182/2446] at [446,645] and won! 1 day, 01:14:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/21 08:11:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sparks 0 days, 15:43:35 toward level 35.
[06/27/21 10:45:49] Pontuzz, Hitler and Sparks [1401/2211] have team battled PlasmaStar, WcktKlwn and Volkor [6/2206] at [454,716] and won! 0 days, 15:59:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/21 13:59:30] cities [185/757] has challenged Sparks [159/278] in combat and won! 21 days, 17:53:37 is removed from cities's clock.
[06/28/21 13:59:29] Pontuzz [19/1141] has challenged Sparks [86/278] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:51:37 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[06/28/21 16:59:28] sslbits [650/776] has challenged Sparks [274/278] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:26:06 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[06/28/21 17:00:13] sslbits, Hitler and Balthazar [2304/2880] have team battled Sparks, WcktKlwn and cities [1530/1802] at [72,82] and won! 0 days, 03:13:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/21 20:59:28] SelfishShellfish [386/1277] has challenged Sparks [250/278] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:15:24 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[06/28/21 23:15:22] Sparks found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:59 towards level 35.
[06/29/21 14:57:48] Sparks gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:00 towards level 35.
[06/29/21 23:53:07] Sparks [55/301] has challenged webvictim [734/789] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:29:28 is added to Sparks's clock.
[06/29/21 23:59:29] Nabru [533/804] has challenged Sparks [17/301] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:03:57 is removed from Nabru's clock.
[06/29/21 23:59:29] Nabru has dealt Sparks a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:00:58 is added to Sparks's clock.
[07/01/21 20:29:27] PlasmaStar, Astrid and StickMan [503/2335] have team battled Volkor, Nabru and Sparks [564/1705] at [840,934] and lost! 30 days, 08:20:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/21 00:53:58] Sparks was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:24:33 towards level 36.
[07/02/21 06:26:02] Sparks, PlasmaStar and Volkor [98/1737] have team battled Nabru, ComputerTech and sslbits [1848/1889] at [632,824] and lost! 1 day, 10:05:54 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/21 22:39:17] Sparks was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:50:13 towards level 36.
[07/03/21 02:59:29] JoeK [388/651] has challenged Sparks [41/301] in combat and won! 49 days, 16:59:37 is removed from JoeK's clock.
[07/03/21 04:18:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sparks 3 days, 03:22:52 toward level 36.
[07/03/21 07:32:43] Sparks found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:24 towards level 36.
[07/03/21 13:51:49] Sparks, ricin and PlasmaStar [1837/2066] have team battled AB49K, Mag and Nabru [1496/1994] at [980,1015] and won! 0 days, 14:15:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/21 17:43:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sparks 1 day, 10:32:58 toward level 36.
[07/03/21 18:53:54] AssDisaster, Sparks and Nabru [282/2011] have team battled Tjololo, TheSilentLink and WcktKlwn [2779/3166] at [625,571] and lost! 0 days, 03:29:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/21 19:05:49] Nabru, Tjololo and TheSilentLink [454/3203] have team battled Sparks, AssDisaster and Thor [1433/2163] at [730,714] and lost! 0 days, 17:26:04 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/21 23:19:05] ComputerTech, PlasmaStar and Volkor [246/1709] have team battled Tjololo, StickMan and Sparks [1047/2225] at [474,635] and lost! 0 days, 03:58:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/21 15:48:58] Sparks [206/309] has challenged JoeK [321/651] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:41:57 is added to Sparks's clock.
[07/04/21 20:21:52] Sparks hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:22:56 towards level 37.
[07/04/21 22:59:29] Mag [347/893] has challenged Sparks [256/309] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:21:12 is removed from Mag's clock.
[07/05/21 02:55:17] RichardG867, Volkor and Sparks [144/1970] have team battled Thor, Nabru and Doctor_Colossus [1707/3038] at [611,826] and lost! 1 day, 21:34:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/21 07:03:04] AssDisaster, Sparks and ricin [587/2138] have team battled cities, Tjololo and ComputerTech [412/2143] at [532,372] and won! 2 days, 05:51:21 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/21 22:32:50] ricin, Sparks and Mag [320/2125] have team battled Thor, TheSilentLink and Nabru [2389/3041] at [708,699] and lost! 0 days, 02:45:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/21 02:32:05] StickMan, ricin and Sparks [1876/2038] have team battled TheSilentLink, Thor and Nabru [1748/3041] at [565,667] and won! 1 day, 15:44:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/21 05:24:57] Sparks saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:02:47 from level 37.
[07/06/21 08:22:58] Sparks, ComputerTech and Nabru [949/1380] have team battled ricin, TheSilentLink and Thor [421/3165] at [640,914] and won! 0 days, 04:29:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/21 14:33:58] Sparks had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:49:24 towards level 37.
[07/07/21 08:13:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sparks 0 days, 17:01:45 toward level 37.
[07/07/21 14:59:29] MPenguin [614/679] has challenged Sparks [240/309] in combat and won! 56 days, 13:30:39 is removed from MPenguin's clock.
[07/08/21 04:59:30] PlasmaStar [443/842] has challenged Sparks [260/309] in combat and won! 40 days, 09:50:33 is removed from PlasmaStar's clock.
[07/08/21 13:02:46] Sparks, webvictim and StickMan [1010/1942] have team battled JoeK, sslbits and cities [673/2230] at [726,635] and won! 0 days, 17:01:39 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/21 18:50:02] Sparks had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:21 towards level 37.
[07/10/21 01:45:48] Mag, Balthazar and ricin [909/3114] have team battled |_ocke, Tjololo and Sparks [2327/2362] at [944,834] and lost! 3 days, 18:57:59 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/21 05:09:23] Sparks learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:40 towards level 37.
[07/10/21 12:59:30] cities [254/764] has challenged Sparks [52/309] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:28:00 is removed from cities's clock.
[07/10/21 13:25:33] Sparks, Hitler and Thor [994/2038] have team battled Tjololo, ricin and Balthazar [2152/3330] at [595,844] and lost! 0 days, 02:36:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/21 19:59:28] Hitler [318/773] has challenged Sparks [65/309] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:05:15 is removed from Hitler's clock.
[07/11/21 05:07:19] Sparks [259/320] has challenged Mag [133/896] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:42:52 is removed from Sparks's clock.
[07/11/21 10:33:41] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sparks with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 08:48:44 from level 38.
[07/11/21 14:03:41] Mag [275/896] has challenged Sparks [312/320] in combat and lost! 32 days, 16:00:44 is added to Mag's clock.
[07/12/21 01:03:41] Nabru [85/804] has challenged Sparks [255/320] in combat and lost! 73 days, 19:02:53 is added to Nabru's clock.
[07/12/21 04:35:17] Thor, JoeK and ricin [2224/2535] have team battled Sparks, ComputerTech and StickMan [199/1393] at [498,780] and won! 16 days, 06:33:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/21 06:03:41] n0suchth1ng [776/786] has challenged Sparks [306/320] in combat and won! 39 days, 13:15:54 is removed from n0suchth1ng's clock.
[07/12/21 12:46:16] Sparks grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:49:31 towards level 38.
[07/12/21 17:38:44] Sparks got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:50:05 from level 38.
[07/13/21 00:55:19] TheSilentLink, ComputerTech and RichardG867 [1881/2624] have team battled Sparks, weylin and n0suchth1ng [1246/2448] at [718,986] and won! 0 days, 17:50:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/21 01:03:41] sslbits [419/820] has challenged Sparks [110/320] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:06:43 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[07/13/21 02:54:55] Sparks stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:05:44 towards level 38.
[07/13/21 07:48:51] webvictim, |_ocke and PlasmaStar [235/2598] have team battled weylin, Nabru and Sparks [1115/2466] at [107,903] and lost! 0 days, 00:41:32 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/21 09:29:23] ComputerTech, Sparks and cities [796/1351] have team battled Volkor, TheSilentLink and n0suchth1ng [1594/2658] at [474,854] and lost! 0 days, 09:47:15 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/21 19:28:26] Sparks had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:32:07 towards level 38.
[07/14/21 05:20:34] |_ocke, Volkor and sslbits [40/2368] have team battled SelfishShellfish, ricin and Sparks [2017/2538] at [546,979] and lost! 2 days, 02:16:23 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/21 09:06:34] Doctor_Colossus, Sparks and Thor [1819/2554] have team battled ricin, AssDisaster and |_ocke [1381/2727] at [365,958] and won! 1 day, 12:58:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/21 16:15:16] Pontuzz, Mag and PlasmaStar [1228/2880] have team battled TheSilentLink, Sparks and WcktKlwn [1654/2373] at [168,200] and lost! 50 days, 00:25:21 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/21 08:34:43] Mag, Doctor_Colossus and ComputerTech [2060/2456] have team battled Lothar, |_ocke and Sparks [1757/2223] at [396,213] and won! 1 day, 22:07:48 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/21 11:03:43] WcktKlwn [456/769] has challenged Sparks [222/320] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:39:18 is removed from WcktKlwn's clock.
[07/15/21 18:57:31] Sparks bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:09 towards level 38.
[07/16/21 02:33:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sparks 0 days, 08:28:49 toward level 38.
[07/16/21 15:03:42] Pontuzz [818/1142] has challenged Sparks [248/320] in combat and won! 65 days, 13:35:52 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[07/16/21 17:03:41] JoeK [311/651] has challenged Sparks [230/320] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:07:57 is removed from JoeK's clock.
[07/16/21 22:03:41] cities [303/764] has challenged Sparks [203/320] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:59:38 is removed from cities's clock.
[07/17/21 03:42:46] Astrid, ricin and LoSKi [61/1866] have team battled Tjololo, SelfishShellfish and Sparks [1038/2723] at [80,597] and lost! 0 days, 17:57:32 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/21 18:11:51] Sparks [212/337] has challenged Thor [89/956] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:09:25 is removed from Sparks's clock.
[07/18/21 03:03:43] Thor [435/956] has challenged Sparks [33/337] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:28 is removed from Thor's clock.
[07/18/21 05:54:16] Sparks discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:28:32 towards level 39.
[07/18/21 09:41:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sparks 7 days, 02:23:49 toward level 39.
[07/18/21 11:04:22] MPenguin, Sparks and Balthazar [826/2311] have team battled Volkor, Mag and Nabru [818/2288] at [794,853] and won! 0 days, 16:30:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/21 14:27:27] DoctorRaptorMD, Sparks and Volkor [711/2025] have team battled Balthazar, Nabru and MPenguin [2193/2778] at [914,1013] and lost! 0 days, 08:35:48 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/21 14:38:56] Sparks was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:31:39 towards level 39.
[07/18/21 19:32:41] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sparks with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 14:24:36 from level 39.
[07/19/21 14:09:06] |_ocke, weylin and Volkor [878/2868] have team battled Jones, WcktKlwn and Sparks [888/1316] at [70,548] and lost! 0 days, 08:59:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/21 21:03:41] RichardG867 [57/1073] has challenged Sparks [157/337] in combat and lost! 16 days, 01:38:41 is added to RichardG867's clock.
[07/20/21 07:03:42] Nabru [72/804] has challenged Sparks [247/337] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:19:05 is added to Nabru's clock.
[07/21/21 04:18:08] Timewalker, Sparks and StickMan [706/1395] have team battled Balthazar, Tjololo and SelfishShellfish [2900/3677] at [983,132] and lost! 0 days, 09:52:27 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/21 09:19:41] Sparks discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:39 towards level 39.
[07/21/21 15:05:19] Balthazar, Tjololo and SelfishShellfish [1217/3677] have team battled ComputerTech, StickMan and Sparks [414/1432] at [856,207] and won! 0 days, 20:25:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/21 04:03:41] Nabru [64/804] has challenged Sparks [53/337] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:24:26 is removed from Nabru's clock.
[07/22/21 05:03:41] WcktKlwn [2/797] has challenged Sparks [157/337] in combat and lost! 10 days, 23:58:42 is added to WcktKlwn's clock.
[07/22/21 07:18:35] ComputerTech, MPenguin and Doctor_Colossus [1597/2212] have team battled Sparks, LoSKi and Volkor [206/1194] at [961,657] and won! 0 days, 12:47:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/21 09:03:43] PlasmaStar [157/842] has challenged Sparks [183/337] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:53:38 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[07/22/21 15:40:03] MPenguin, LoSKi and n0suchth1ng [350/1726] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Sparks and Jones [594/1869] at [814,919] and lost! 0 days, 11:18:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/21 14:00:31] Sparks [100/345] has challenged sslbits [388/851] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:57 is added to Sparks's clock.
[07/23/21 21:03:42] Balthazar [376/1290] has challenged Sparks [6/345] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:05:42 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[07/23/21 23:07:04] Sparks was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:10:06 towards level 40.
[07/24/21 05:03:42] sslbits [272/851] has challenged Sparks [216/345] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:23:46 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[07/24/21 21:24:17] MPenguin, ComputerTech and Sparks [508/1279] have team battled n0suchth1ng, RichardG867 and SelfishShellfish [2345/3243] at [661,593] and lost! 3 days, 01:27:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/21 22:28:53] Sparks, Lothar and AssDisaster [1844/2189] have team battled weylin, n0suchth1ng and ComputerTech [2040/2439] at [483,885] and lost! 1 day, 19:36:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/21 02:36:50] ricin, Astrid and Jones [305/2136] have team battled PIgmonkeY, Sparks and ComputerTech [299/880] at [709,689] and won! 0 days, 17:39:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/21 12:50:35] PIgmonkeY, weylin and ComputerTech [1745/1883] have team battled Sparks, JoeK and webvictim [1090/1856] at [530,1006] and won! 0 days, 00:27:36 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/21 15:17:10] AssDisaster, Jones and JoeK [618/1828] have team battled Sparks, PIgmonkeY and weylin [1809/1944] at [629,902] and lost! 0 days, 11:35:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/21 18:29:17] sslbits [477/851] has come upon Sparks [27/345] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 15:07:49 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[07/25/21 22:03:43] TheSilentLink [443/1303] has challenged Sparks [169/345] in combat and won! 94 days, 02:24:00 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[07/26/21 00:31:50] sslbits [811/851] has come upon Sparks [339/345] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 15:37:29 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[07/26/21 01:03:43] WcktKlwn [507/797] has challenged Sparks [193/345] in combat and won! 26 days, 10:29:41 is removed from WcktKlwn's clock.
[07/26/21 16:03:43] StickMan [101/892] has challenged Sparks [59/345] in combat and won! 53 days, 15:22:56 is removed from StickMan's clock.
[07/26/21 23:56:57] AssDisaster [241/870] has come upon Sparks [123/345] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:48:34 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/27/21 07:41:07] TheSilentLink, Timewalker and weylin [1675/2922] have team battled Easedmage, Lothar and Sparks [768/1581] at [940,766] and won! 1 day, 18:53:52 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/21 00:03:43] Tjololo [595/980] has challenged Sparks [311/345] in combat and won! 145 days, 02:34:10 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[07/28/21 00:56:50] |_ocke, Astrid and WcktKlwn [506/2673] have team battled Sparks, PlasmaStar and ricin [1975/2115] at [570,540] and lost! 10 days, 00:09:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/21 01:16:55] PIgmonkeY, |_ocke and WcktKlwn [623/1990] have team battled Lothar, Sparks and PlasmaStar [250/2161] at [633,701] and won! 0 days, 10:42:12 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/21 14:10:29] Sparks, AB49K and AssDisaster [1238/1586] have team battled PlasmaStar, Lothar and Thor [259/2767] at [959,839] and won! 2 days, 10:47:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/21 05:01:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sparks 7 days, 05:12:59 toward level 40.
[07/29/21 16:03:41] MPenguin [79/654] has challenged Sparks [35/345] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:37:02 is removed from MPenguin's clock.
[07/29/21 16:26:44] RichardG867, ComputerTech and PIgmonkeY [117/1600] have team battled AssDisaster, Sparks and LoSKi [559/1495] at [809,659] and lost! 0 days, 02:24:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/21 19:15:30] MPenguin, PlasmaStar and Doctor_Colossus [2348/2783] have team battled n0suchth1ng, Volkor and Sparks [1178/1740] at [404,468] and won! 0 days, 23:08:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/21 22:47:07] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Sparks with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 20:10:10 from level 40.
[07/30/21 12:03:41] AssDisaster [561/870] has challenged Sparks [274/345] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:33:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/30/21 22:25:51] webvictim, Thor and Volkor [416/2366] have team battled ricin, Sparks and MPenguin [1256/1927] at [158,150] and lost! 2 days, 17:38:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/21 07:50:48] Sparks bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:55:56 towards level 40.
[07/31/21 15:31:28] SelfishShellfish, RichardG867 and Sparks [2464/2772] have team battled Astrid, n0suchth1ng and Pontuzz [1232/2945] at [237,400] and won! 0 days, 15:33:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/21 17:03:42] AssDisaster [87/887] has challenged Sparks [277/345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:44:56 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/31/21 23:03:43] RichardG867 [711/1064] has challenged Sparks [65/345] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:52:48 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[08/01/21 02:22:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sparks 2 days, 11:30:04 toward level 40.
[08/01/21 04:57:11] Sparks saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:04:01 from level 40.
[08/01/21 07:05:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sparks 2 days, 06:21:19 toward level 40.
[08/01/21 18:03:41] weylin [1220/1348] has challenged Sparks [5/345] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:04:52 is removed from weylin's clock.
[08/01/21 23:03:42] Mag [806/900] has challenged Sparks [124/345] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:22:16 is removed from Mag's clock.
[08/01/21 23:03:42] Mag has dealt Sparks a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:27:37 is added to Sparks's clock.
[08/02/21 01:01:16] Sparks hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:59 towards level 40.
[08/02/21 05:05:39] Easedmage [25/276] has challenged Sparks [213/345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:07:17 is added to Easedmage's clock.
[08/02/21 07:03:28] Sparks stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:47 towards level 40.
[08/02/21 21:12:00] Sparks [327/345] has challenged MPenguin [460/654] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:31:01 is added to Sparks's clock.
[08/03/21 02:18:56] Doctor_Colossus, Sparks and Tjololo [926/2612] have team battled AssDisaster, HellSpawn and Volkor [732/1810] at [962,762] and won! 4 days, 23:49:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/21 03:29:33] n0suchth1ng, Balthazar and Tjololo [1501/3077] have team battled ricin, AssDisaster and Sparks [1014/2160] at [661,998] and won! 0 days, 05:18:01 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/21 06:24:05] sslbits, webvictim and |_ocke [1492/2616] have team battled Sparks, PlasmaStar and weylin [261/2535] at [42,658] and won! 12 days, 17:33:02 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/21 08:03:42] Lothar [653/974] has challenged Sparks [217/345] in combat and won! 161 days, 02:15:17 is removed from Lothar's clock.
[08/03/21 13:52:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sparks 6 days, 10:21:38 toward level 41.
[08/03/21 14:13:25] Sparks grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:54:48 towards level 41.
[08/03/21 17:42:17] AB49K, Sparks and Tjololo [293/1696] have team battled |_ocke, webvictim and weylin [737/3106] at [239,900] and lost! 0 days, 19:05:48 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/21 19:08:07] Sparks found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:31:55 towards level 41.
[08/04/21 05:25:34] Sparks hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:30:53 towards level 41.
[08/04/21 08:03:41] Nabru [368/807] has challenged Sparks [309/345] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:22:41 is removed from Nabru's clock.
[08/04/21 10:03:42] Mag [592/900] has challenged Sparks [302/345] in combat and won! 190 days, 18:24:52 is removed from Mag's clock.
[08/04/21 22:11:24] Sparks was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:23:16 towards level 41.
[08/04/21 23:03:43] sslbits [340/858] has challenged Sparks [117/345] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:44:51 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[08/06/21 00:03:47] Sparks has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:44:01 from level 41.
[08/06/21 05:03:42] AssDisaster [85/887] has challenged Sparks [115/345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:12:37 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/06/21 12:00:28] Sparks, DoctorRaptorMD and n0suchth1ng [1157/2211] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, WcktKlwn and Astrid [2492/3029] at [142,904] and lost! 1 day, 14:10:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/21 15:06:36] webvictim, Astrid and DoctorRaptorMD [1233/2825] have team battled n0suchth1ng, Sparks and sslbits [667/2010] at [34,843] and won! 8 days, 16:41:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/21 07:15:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sparks 0 days, 14:47:53 toward level 41.
[08/07/21 11:24:41] Sparks ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:14:46 from level 41.
[08/08/21 00:43:48] Sparks has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:49:22 from level 41.
[08/08/21 13:25:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sparks 3 days, 13:04:59 toward level 41.
[08/08/21 22:03:43] Nabru [413/807] has challenged Sparks [233/345] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:58:14 is removed from Nabru's clock.
[08/09/21 10:03:42] TheSilentLink [504/1296] has challenged Sparks [250/345] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:28:54 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[08/09/21 18:02:22] TheSilentLink, Sparks and WcktKlwn [2101/2434] have team battled Balthazar, ComputerTech and ricin [1638/2502] at [799,994] and won! 0 days, 18:45:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/21 18:49:16] Sparks found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:49 towards level 41.
[08/10/21 13:03:57] Sparks ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:11:06 from level 41.
[08/10/21 22:03:41] Astrid [254/939] has challenged Sparks [221/345] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:41:30 is removed from Astrid's clock.
[08/11/21 00:35:09] Sparks ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:56:52 from level 41.
[08/11/21 02:10:52] weylin, Sparks and Thor [119/2659] have team battled Pontuzz, ricin and AB49K [938/2523] at [584,970] and lost! 0 days, 09:39:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/21 03:39:27] AB49K, Balthazar and Sparks [302/2026] have team battled weylin, Pontuzz and ricin [28/3490] at [516,832] and won! 0 days, 11:18:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/21 05:03:41] webvictim [161/822] has challenged Sparks [223/345] in combat and lost! 10 days, 19:52:39 is added to webvictim's clock.
[08/11/21 06:35:00] Sparks fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:04:30 from level 41.
[08/11/21 09:42:44] AssDisaster, Thor and webvictim [1030/2665] have team battled Lothar, Balthazar and Sparks [330/2609] at [905,870] and won! 0 days, 14:50:12 is removed from their clocks.