Player Info

User: AssDisaster
Class: sleazeball
Admin?: No
Level: 110
Next level: 137 days, 23:31:34
Status: Offline
Host: weevhy!weevhy@what.the.happy.fuck
Account Created: Thu Nov 19 18:53:02 2015
Last login: Fri Jul 7 15:43:25 2023
Total time idled: 2229 days, 04:52:27
Current position: [931,429]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 142 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 52
charm: 67
gloves: 60
helm: 61
leggings: 66
ring: 53 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 75
tunic: 86
weapon: 181 [Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword]

sum: 843

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 42 days, 22:50:57
part: 3 days, 00:56:35
quest: 634 days, 21:08:29
quit: 242 days, 02:33:50

total: 922 days, 23:29:51

Character Modifiers

[11/19/15 22:03:04] AssDisaster [0/1] has challenged RichardG867 [216/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:41 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/19/15 22:26:01] AssDisaster [4/8] has challenged Bezo [331/383] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:03 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/20/15 00:28:54] AssDisaster met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:00 from level 9.
[11/20/15 06:56:56] Gawble, weedle and RichardG867 [1528/1851] have team battled n0suchth1ng, AssDisaster and Vengeance [969/983] at [445,699] and won! 2 days, 20:29:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/15 08:07:04] AssDisaster [30/92] has challenged Vengeance [36/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:19 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/20/15 19:13:48] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:05 towards level 18.
[11/20/15 20:40:12] dickbutt [324/768] has challenged AssDisaster [60/130] in combat and won! 29 days, 08:23:26 is removed from dickbutt's clock.
[11/22/15 16:51:28] AssDisaster, NeilHanlon and Hitler [553/1124] have team battled ricin, bucketm0use and Vengeance [2156/2329] at [164,48] and lost! 0 days, 00:49:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/15 17:21:41] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:19 towards level 20.
[11/22/15 17:34:05] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:16 towards level 20.
[11/23/15 15:05:28] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 02:47:48 from level 21.
[11/23/15 17:51:17] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:05 towards level 21.
[11/23/15 22:40:11] Firefly [95/352] has challenged AssDisaster [111/152] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:36:44 is added to Firefly's clock.
[11/24/15 05:40:13] Barry [468/539] has challenged AssDisaster [32/152] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:58:04 is removed from Barry's clock.
[11/24/15 07:33:21] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:21 towards level 22.
[11/25/15 23:40:13] tradotto [389/438] has challenged AssDisaster [75/173] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:06:22 is removed from tradotto's clock.
[11/26/15 03:33:46] AssDisaster [65/178] has challenged TheMadHatter [303/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:49 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/29/15 19:40:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 04:16:21 toward level 25.
[11/30/15 01:06:22] AssDisaster [133/178] has challenged Bezo [219/383] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:38 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/30/15 05:42:22] SgtKeroro and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/15 10:20:21] Moosicle, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [773/1627] have team battled weedle, RichardG867 and BunzLee [551/1897] at [131,683] and won! 0 days, 03:07:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/15 23:09:32] AssDisaster [121/221] has challenged Gorgon [319/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:03:48 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/01/15 06:05:53] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:22 towards level 27.
[12/01/15 09:40:13] Tadruien [242/333] has challenged AssDisaster [147/221] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:05:29 is removed from Tadruien's clock.
[12/01/15 11:41:07] Jahemian [281/590] has challenged AssDisaster [211/221] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:40:38 is removed from Jahemian's clock.
[12/01/15 11:59:06] n0suchth1ng and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/15 02:42:42] AssDisaster [30/221] has challenged fuzzydice [149/354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:32:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/02/15 04:24:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 16:41:51 toward level 28.
[12/02/15 19:57:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 00:35:04 toward level 28.
[12/02/15 20:00:01] AssDisaster, Lothar and SerenaT [455/659] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, Bezo and Firefly [253/820] at [999,493] and won! 0 days, 00:17:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/15 00:23:35] AssDisaster [167/235] has challenged RichardG867 [167/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:54:19 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/03/15 02:55:14] Firefly, SerenaT and mattinx [777/1193] have team battled Moosicle, Sarah and AssDisaster [686/1099] at [854,603] and won! 0 days, 20:07:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/15 03:40:11] tradotto [219/434] has challenged AssDisaster [70/235] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:11:26 is removed from tradotto's clock.
[12/03/15 12:56:45] SerenaT, JoeK and Firefly [780/1031] have team battled AssDisaster, Jahemian and quantumsuicide [136/1252] at [751,525] and won! 0 days, 06:01:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/15 14:57:59] n0suchth1ng, quantumsuicide and SerenaT [353/1248] have team battled AssDisaster, Jahemian and ricin [1012/1922] at [936,543] and lost! 0 days, 12:38:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/15 22:40:13] Moosicle [172/560] has challenged AssDisaster [207/235] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:46:37 is added to Moosicle's clock.
[12/04/15 06:13:09] Meistarin, SgtKeroro and AssDisaster [248/1807] have team battled SerenaT, Moosicle and Firefly [682/1285] at [763,937] and lost! 0 days, 02:01:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/15 10:33:28] Kussie, MillenniumFalc0n and RichardG867 [1536/2185] have team battled Mag, SgtKeroro and AssDisaster [1139/1583] at [395,805] and won! 4 days, 11:39:11 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/15 18:38:26] AssDisaster [84/240] has challenged quantumsuicide [140/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:22 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/05/15 14:17:56] Mag, webvictim and SerenaT [1312/1609] have team battled AssDisaster, ricin and MillenniumFalc0n [1901/2370] at [392,776] and lost! 0 days, 05:50:54 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/15 02:33:29] AssDisaster, BunzLee and Moosicle [727/1161] have team battled Godwin, Skrede and avcables [1506/1750] at [442,993] and lost! 0 days, 05:26:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/15 02:16:53] AssDisaster misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:45:41 from level 30.
[12/07/15 08:24:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 01:14:42 toward level 30.
[12/07/15 11:19:05] AssDisaster [91/240] has challenged Vengeance [21/533] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:05:45 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/07/15 13:37:33] Doctor_Colossus, Laaw and AssDisaster [173/1429] have team battled Vengeance, fuzzydice and Skrede [809/1251] at [870,862] and lost! 0 days, 11:24:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/15 18:51:54] Meistarin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/15 00:40:11] Tadruien [255/333] has challenged AssDisaster [35/240] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:32:14 is removed from Tadruien's clock.
[12/08/15 11:52:52] DoctorRaptorMD, Mag and DirtySarah [782/949] have team battled SerenaT, JoeK and AssDisaster [286/932] at [666,640] and won! 0 days, 00:10:00 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/15 14:18:08] AssDisaster got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:12:01 from level 31.
[12/09/15 02:23:30] BunzLee, n0suchth1ng and Gator [73/1060] have team battled Mag, webvictim and AssDisaster [760/1483] at [866,453] and lost! 0 days, 03:38:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/15 14:33:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 12:19:15 toward level 31.
[12/09/15 21:11:14] AssDisaster [200/262] has challenged RichardG867 [83/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:07:42 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/10/15 05:46:32] AssDisaster, Lothar and webvictim [230/1092] have team battled Wiggles, avcables and NeilHanlon [518/1499] at [480,686] and lost! 0 days, 06:00:23 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/15 14:45:45] SgtKeroro and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/15 02:40:13] weedle [726/1118] has challenged AssDisaster [211/262] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:11:31 is removed from weedle's clock.
[12/12/15 09:31:27] fuzzydice, AssDisaster and n0suchth1ng [856/1073] have team battled Tadruien, electrostat and zinn [963/1158] at [502,410] and lost! 0 days, 02:24:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/15 00:57:28] AssDisaster [254/365] has challenged n0suchth1ng [324/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:08:42 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/13/15 05:55:45] discopig stole AssDisaster's level 94 tunic while they were sleeping! discopig leaves his old level 38 tunic behind, which AssDisaster then takes.
[12/14/15 06:40:13] Gawble [90/585] has challenged AssDisaster [39/303] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:03:50 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[12/14/15 06:40:13] In the fierce battle, AssDisaster dropped his level 30 shield! Gawble picks it up, tossing his old level 16 shield to AssDisaster.
[12/15/15 00:48:43] Gawble, Lothar and quantumsuicide [695/1277] have team battled fuzzydice, AssDisaster and Skrede [945/1034] at [650,49] and lost! 0 days, 11:53:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/15 06:52:29] Moosicle, Thor and electrostat [527/1510] have team battled Firefly, Sarah and AssDisaster [7/1028] at [665,717] and won! 0 days, 18:39:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/15 07:03:10] Salomon, electrostat and AssDisaster [31/868] have team battled dickbutt, Thor and Hitler [1846/1969] at [542,694] and lost! 0 days, 03:45:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/15 20:25:59] Meistarin, mattinx and Tadruien [914/1671] have team battled AssDisaster, Thor and Hitler [1378/1489] at [259,710] and lost! 0 days, 12:49:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/15 21:25:21] AssDisaster [101/288] has come upon PlotCitizen [194/286] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:32:59 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/17/15 03:06:51] tradotto, fuzzydice and PlotCitizen [123/1071] have team battled AssDisaster, electrostat and JoeK [671/995] at [130,885] and lost! 0 days, 19:34:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/15 21:07:03] AssDisaster [164/313] has challenged n0esc [129/352] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:48:37 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/18/15 02:16:41] SgtKeroro, Moosicle and Lothar [604/1565] have team battled PlotCitizen, Thor and AssDisaster [766/1168] at [148,536] and lost! 0 days, 08:04:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/15 03:40:12] Mag [94/690] has challenged AssDisaster [79/313] in combat and won! 69 days, 13:21:29 is removed from Mag's clock.
[12/19/15 10:32:21] Nic, discopig and SerenaT [977/1282] have team battled Lothar, AssDisaster and Laaw [845/860] at [5,558] and won! 0 days, 03:47:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/15 06:11:41] Salomon and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/15 23:25:10] AssDisaster, Vengeance and fuzzydice [405/1189] have team battled dickbutt, avcables and tradotto [1082/1902] at [172,247] and lost! 0 days, 01:55:38 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/15 10:58:58] AssDisaster [99/313] has challenged idlerpg [700/1143] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:26:32 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/24/15 03:01:09] Meistarin, AssDisaster and avcables [696/1855] have team battled Vengeance, weylin and RichardG867 [1251/1319] at [133,476] and lost! 1 day, 06:45:58 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/15 04:32:04] AssDisaster was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:38:47 from level 35.
[12/24/15 15:02:41] MillenniumFalc0n, Vengeance and Meistarin [592/2423] have team battled weylin, TheMadHatter and AssDisaster [723/1131] at [90,580] and lost! 19 days, 00:02:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/15 15:40:13] Barry [359/561] has challenged AssDisaster [222/313] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:33:57 is removed from Barry's clock.
[12/25/15 03:12:08] AssDisaster [53/313] has come upon tradotto [295/442] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:18:53 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/25/15 11:22:00] AssDisaster [101/313] has come upon BunzLee [307/422] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:39:58 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/26/15 10:51:46] n0suchth1ng and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/15 17:16:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 13:02:57 toward level 35.
[12/26/15 18:16:47] n0esc, n0suchth1ng and AssDisaster [182/1158] have team battled discopig, Meistarin and Barry [801/2142] at [147,3] and lost! 0 days, 07:23:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/15 15:18:48] Vengeance and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/15 05:10:29] Gorgon, Tadruien and Sarah [226/1099] have team battled AssDisaster, electrostat and Vbitz [182/973] at [22,736] and won! 0 days, 07:45:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/15 03:06:15] Wiggles [343/543] has challenged AssDisaster [231/313] in combat and won! 11 days, 11:39:59 is removed from Wiggles's clock.
[12/30/15 20:24:58] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 19:00:11 from level 35.
[12/31/15 01:17:17] AssDisaster, DirtySarah and weylin [232/942] have team battled RichardG867, Wiggles and fuzzydice [618/1334] at [86,651] and lost! 0 days, 07:53:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/15 09:40:11] TheMadHatter [2/484] has challenged AssDisaster [203/317] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:36:43 is added to TheMadHatter's clock.
[01/01/16 03:45:48] AssDisaster got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:17:31 from level 35.
[01/01/16 09:39:00] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:48 towards level 35.
[01/02/16 00:43:33] AssDisaster [131/317] has challenged avcables [218/692] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:17:45 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/02/16 03:00:30] AssDisaster [130/317] has come upon PlotCitizen [334/360] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:04:01 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/05/16 00:39:21] Lothar, Sarah and AssDisaster [138/964] have team battled Gorgon, ricin and Wiggles [262/2088] at [929,63] and lost! 0 days, 11:32:38 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/16 09:13:21] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:39:33 towards level 36.
[01/06/16 12:25:23] Meistarin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/16 23:03:35] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:38:53 towards level 36.
[01/06/16 23:40:11] ricin [277/1141] has challenged AssDisaster [270/317] in combat and won! 21 days, 16:35:10 is removed from ricin's clock.
[01/07/16 07:39:28] Hypomaniac and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/16 12:40:12] Gawble [359/599] has challenged AssDisaster [220/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:24:30 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[01/08/16 20:54:25] AssDisaster, dickbutt and Gorgon [1166/1495] have team battled avcables, Vbitz and Firefly [290/1409] at [642,512] and won! 0 days, 07:20:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/16 10:27:11] AssDisaster, PlotCitizen and Skrede [1096/1104] have team battled Laaw, Nekosune and onefunkynote [962/1365] at [838,601] and won! 0 days, 01:46:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/16 17:34:26] AssDisaster [208/317] has challenged zerofour [44/214] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:21:14 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/10/16 23:13:02] Doctor_Colossus, Moosicle and AssDisaster [426/1801] have team battled zinn, quantumsuicide and electrostat [331/1248] at [90,852] and won! 1 day, 18:19:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/16 02:38:28] AssDisaster, SerenaT and Sarah [183/1079] have team battled zinn, tradotto and NeilHanlon [472/1274] at [853,863] and lost! 1 day, 09:21:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/16 16:37:29] Vengeance and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/16 20:40:11] n0esc [233/367] has challenged AssDisaster [237/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:56:26 is added to n0esc's clock.
[01/14/16 00:05:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1 day, 17:39:49 toward level 37.
[01/14/16 10:55:30] Mag and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/16 11:46:58] AssDisaster got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:59:05 from level 37.
[01/14/16 15:45:27] discopig, BunzLee and avcables [862/1841] have team battled AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and Wiggles [894/1751] at [181,179] and lost! 0 days, 01:16:01 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/16 00:06:12] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:23 towards level 37.
[01/15/16 00:40:11] Gorgon [24/404] has challenged AssDisaster [281/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:04:49 is added to Gorgon's clock.
[01/15/16 13:29:29] Bezo, Wiggles and Mag [619/1665] have team battled analog, TheMadHatter and AssDisaster [971/2051] at [962,783] and lost! 1 day, 19:01:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/16 14:09:58] NeilHanlon, onefunkynote and PlotCitizen [1181/1217] have team battled MillenniumFalc0n, AssDisaster and Sarah [653/1600] at [647,170] and won! 0 days, 03:48:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/16 22:40:06] AssDisaster [241/321] has challenged PlotCitizen [75/384] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:51:45 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/17/16 02:40:11] Wiggles [71/528] has challenged AssDisaster [27/321] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:31:29 is removed from Wiggles's clock.
[01/17/16 09:40:11] Doctor_Colossus [94/911] has challenged AssDisaster [27/321] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:06:57 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[01/17/16 21:16:56] quantumsuicide and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/16 03:02:49] Meistarin, TheMadHatter and RichardG867 [1173/1761] have team battled Moosicle, AssDisaster and Laaw [821/1354] at [557,92] and won! 0 days, 03:03:03 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/16 03:58:43] Godwin, Mag and AssDisaster [486/1757] have team battled onefunkynote, Hitler and ricin [240/2191] at [443,12] and won! 1 day, 15:17:48 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/16 06:53:46] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:48 towards level 38.
[01/19/16 18:48:28] weylin, Hitler and Gawble [655/1577] have team battled Thor, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [621/1346] at [380,968] and won! 2 days, 01:37:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/16 14:40:13] Moosicle [90/595] has challenged AssDisaster [255/321] in combat and lost! 14 days, 07:09:29 is added to Moosicle's clock.
[01/20/16 15:40:00] Jahemian, mattinx and RichardG867 [458/1592] have team battled Gawble, AssDisaster and tradotto [194/1358] at [694,746] and won! 1 day, 23:40:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/16 19:09:11] DoctorRaptorMD [35/209] has challenged AssDisaster [202/321] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:43:21 is added to DoctorRaptorMD's clock.
[01/21/16 13:42:08] AssDisaster lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:41:53 from level 38.
[01/21/16 17:34:59] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:43:40 towards level 38.
[01/21/16 21:06:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1 day, 21:10:16 toward level 38.
[01/21/16 23:40:12] Moosicle [361/595] has challenged AssDisaster [185/321] in combat and won! 19 days, 15:59:21 is removed from Moosicle's clock.
[01/27/16 12:50:15] MPenguin, dukwon and AssDisaster [357/1266] have team battled Vengeance, DoctorRaptorMD and JoeK [73/1261] at [202,559] and won! 0 days, 06:14:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/16 21:53:43] n0suchth1ng, AssDisaster and Kussie [761/1600] have team battled strang0r, webvictim and Vengeance [534/1565] at [510,332] and won! 0 days, 00:57:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/16 09:38:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 01:41:03 toward level 38.
[02/02/16 10:27:59] AssDisaster [5/337] has challenged SgtKeroro [581/751] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:20:44 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/03/16 02:21:22] Gorgon, AssDisaster and MillenniumFalc0n [563/1694] have team battled Skrede, Bezo and Barry [465/1410] at [878,885] and won! 2 days, 00:14:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/16 04:53:04] JoeK, TheMadHatter and Skrede [796/1657] have team battled Bezo, MillenniumFalc0n and AssDisaster [927/1720] at [719,677] and lost! 0 days, 10:09:56 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/16 14:46:13] mattinx and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/16 19:59:30] SerenaT, AssDisaster and Bezo [447/1216] have team battled Vengeance, Thor and n0esc [1373/1525] at [574,882] and lost! 2 days, 09:52:53 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/16 21:08:52] eatssauve, Gorgon and Vengeance [454/1200] have team battled AssDisaster, Bezo and Skrede [807/1170] at [853,1014] and lost! 0 days, 01:20:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/16 02:40:12] Mag [199/662] has challenged AssDisaster [36/337] in combat and won! 97 days, 20:09:14 is removed from Mag's clock.
[02/04/16 05:06:10] AssDisaster was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:34:37 from level 39.
[02/04/16 18:30:19] AssDisaster, PlotCitizen and Meistarin [681/1296] have team battled Kussie, mattinx and eatssauve [154/1559] at [765,879] and won! 2 days, 20:26:55 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/16 04:31:15] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:20:15 towards level 39.
[02/07/16 02:28:47] fuzzydice, tradotto and DirtySarah [779/1089] have team battled Nekosune, Tzic and AssDisaster [205/1290] at [503,572] and won! 0 days, 14:55:57 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/16 19:42:10] Tzic, AssDisaster and Mag [436/1319] have team battled n0suchth1ng, weylin and Kussie [1341/1632] at [550,744] and lost! 0 days, 10:31:01 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/16 00:10:04] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:35:05 towards level 39.
[02/10/16 15:47:04] nmerc [26/35] has challenged AssDisaster [288/337] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:40 is added to nmerc's clock.
[02/13/16 15:40:13] avcables [384/698] has challenged AssDisaster [44/337] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:35:51 is removed from avcables's clock.
[02/15/16 05:56:48] Firefly, SgtKeroro and avcables [1730/1850] have team battled Wiggles, Tjololo and AssDisaster [67/1120] at [654,343] and won! 0 days, 07:14:59 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/16 11:29:13] BunzLee, NeilHanlon and DoctorRaptorMD [550/1080] have team battled zinn, AssDisaster and Tjololo [950/1016] at [959,250] and lost! 0 days, 12:25:27 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/16 07:54:48] Gorgon, BunzLee and NeilHanlon [450/1262] have team battled <Pineapple>, AssDisaster and onefunkynote [546/924] at [985,33] and lost! 4 days, 23:52:05 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/16 17:38:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 2 days, 01:25:59 toward level 39.
[02/18/16 00:42:36] AssDisaster, DoctorRaptorMD and Meistarin [118/1086] have team battled Barry, strang0r and onefunkynote [516/1305] at [1006,721] and lost! 0 days, 10:52:52 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/16 02:40:11] SgtKeroro [442/751] has challenged AssDisaster [109/337] in combat and won! 120 days, 02:38:38 is removed from SgtKeroro's clock.
[02/19/16 10:29:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1 day, 20:12:51 toward level 39.
[02/19/16 22:02:43] AssDisaster [23/337] has challenged <Pineapple> [108/213] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:57 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/20/16 17:40:11] Thor [299/592] has challenged AssDisaster [216/337] in combat and won! 33 days, 11:53:44 is removed from Thor's clock.
[02/21/16 12:40:11] ricin [484/1150] has challenged AssDisaster [162/337] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:07:08 is removed from ricin's clock.
[02/21/16 13:35:24] electrostat, bucketm0use and weedle [1143/2278] have team battled Skrede, avcables and AssDisaster [1215/1441] at [1023,93] and lost! 0 days, 20:31:17 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/16 22:02:41] AssDisaster, JoeK and Laaw [1086/1373] have team battled n0esc, nagrom and Spa [700/862] at [800,815] and won! 1 day, 13:28:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/16 17:42:36] MillenniumFalc0n, SerenaT and AssDisaster [297/1762] have team battled avcables, DoctorRaptorMD and Bezo [695/1360] at [18,908] and lost! 1 day, 05:23:48 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/16 18:42:29] DoctorRaptorMD, avcables and Gawble [448/1555] have team battled MillenniumFalc0n, Bezo and AssDisaster [1351/1773] at [167,804] and lost! 0 days, 05:10:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/16 23:40:13] Hitler [204/578] has challenged AssDisaster [206/337] in combat and lost! 109 days, 04:54:08 is added to Hitler's clock.
[02/23/16 22:11:44] iDanoo [24/273] has challenged AssDisaster [226/337] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:47:18 is added to iDanoo's clock.
[02/23/16 23:40:12] TheMadHatter [247/762] has challenged AssDisaster [130/337] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:31:32 is removed from TheMadHatter's clock.
[02/25/16 19:21:12] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:22:57 towards level 40.
[02/26/16 04:40:05] AssDisaster lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:26:53 from level 40.
[02/27/16 13:31:12] TheMadHatter, Meistarin and Nekosune [1569/1878] have team battled AssDisaster, Lothar and Barry [454/1244] at [414,756] and won! 8 days, 09:40:53 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/16 19:29:25] AssDisaster lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:18:49 from level 40.
[03/01/16 14:51:35] Gawble, Skrede and AssDisaster [905/1414] have team battled BunzLee, eatssauve and PlotCitizen [439/1185] at [720,215] and won! 3 days, 04:55:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/16 18:59:48] n0esc, bucketm0use and Vengeance [1193/1857] have team battled TheMadHatter, SgtKeroro and AssDisaster [725/1866] at [225,29] and won! 0 days, 00:58:21 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/16 14:15:27] Tjololo [150/317] has challenged AssDisaster [39/337] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:53:53 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[03/05/16 03:02:04] RichardG867, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [995/1729] have team battled NeilHanlon, Moosicle and Gorgon [1244/1430] at [322,676] and lost! 2 days, 00:06:35 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/16 03:20:54] Moosicle, Mimic and Hitler [313/1407] have team battled AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and NeilHanlon [1514/1719] at [106,914] and lost! 0 days, 12:48:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/16 20:11:13] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:30:01 towards level 40.
[03/05/16 23:04:47] AssDisaster, Tzic and Gawble [905/1338] have team battled theblazehen, mattinx and Kussie [670/1429] at [212,922] and won! 0 days, 17:41:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/16 04:33:09] AssDisaster, nmerc and Mag [1054/1344] have team battled Tzic, SgtKeroro and Mimic [1170/1322] at [218,933] and lost! 0 days, 06:54:07 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/16 06:05:06] SgtKeroro, nmerc and Mimic [1068/1286] have team battled AssDisaster, Moosicle and Kussie [1611/1687] at [245,775] and lost! 0 days, 07:58:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/16 16:57:42] Kussie, AssDisaster and Tjololo [644/1400] have team battled SgtKeroro, himiko and PlotCitizen [471/1423] at [269,647] and won! 0 days, 12:55:48 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/16 23:42:21] webvictim [455/720] has challenged AssDisaster [73/337] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:40:16 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[03/07/16 07:01:58] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 17:40:29 from level 40.
[03/07/16 12:30:54] mattinx, JoeK and Kussie [1600/1808] have team battled Godwin, bucketm0use and AssDisaster [193/2082] at [754,977] and won! 2 days, 10:58:00 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/16 13:41:01] Tjololo [8/317] has challenged AssDisaster [103/337] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:17:45 is added to Tjololo's clock.
[03/08/16 11:15:28] MPenguin [305/402] has challenged AssDisaster [47/337] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:48:41 is removed from MPenguin's clock.
[03/09/16 00:42:21] Kussie [297/746] has challenged AssDisaster [113/337] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:17:41 is removed from Kussie's clock.
[03/09/16 01:46:07] Moosicle, n0suchth1ng and Anthro [75/1275] have team battled AssDisaster, Tjololo and webvictim [365/1374] at [601,579] and lost! 0 days, 01:28:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/16 15:01:44] AssDisaster ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:18:11 from level 40.
[03/09/16 18:42:21] Bezo [272/427] has challenged AssDisaster [113/337] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:47:24 is removed from Bezo's clock.
[03/09/16 18:59:57] MPenguin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/16 19:08:19] Moosicle, AssDisaster and bucketm0use [1100/1703] have team battled SgtKeroro, Vbitz and Gorgon [1369/1426] at [946,324] and lost! 5 days, 01:29:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/16 23:54:39] Gorgon, Tadruien and AssDisaster [398/1114] have team battled onefunkynote, n0suchth1ng and MPenguin [356/1324] at [867,673] and won! 6 days, 00:50:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/16 11:42:19] n0suchth1ng [132/500] has challenged AssDisaster [181/337] in combat and lost! 11 days, 12:19:05 is added to n0suchth1ng's clock.
[03/12/16 00:31:42] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:44:16 towards level 40.
[03/12/16 01:42:21] RichardG867 [287/435] has challenged AssDisaster [210/337] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:30:06 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[03/12/16 07:42:21] webvictim [302/720] has challenged AssDisaster [92/337] in combat and won! 93 days, 07:20:42 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[03/12/16 11:31:01] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:19:35 towards level 40.
[03/13/16 19:08:02] Vbitz, mattinx and Gorgon [1166/1269] have team battled onefunkynote, Cervidae and AssDisaster [724/992] at [436,727] and won! 9 days, 06:34:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/16 19:55:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 2 days, 05:03:17 toward level 40.
[03/13/16 21:47:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 9 days, 00:49:48 toward level 40.
[03/14/16 10:07:18] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:40:41 towards level 40.
[03/14/16 12:08:38] Gorgon, Mimic and Nekosune [415/1217] have team battled BunzLee, tomato and AssDisaster [211/959] at [611,96] and won! 0 days, 18:18:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/16 22:19:38] AssDisaster, Nekosune and tomato [315/1087] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, eatssauve and nagrom [294/1578] at [483,66] and won! 0 days, 01:16:56 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/16 13:55:17] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:04:33 towards level 40.
[03/16/16 22:10:43] AssDisaster, webvictim and Hitler [1423/1616] have team battled Moosicle, SerenaT and Tzic [797/1423] at [976,289] and won! 0 days, 16:42:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/16 23:25:59] SerenaT, AssDisaster and mattinx [802/1370] have team battled Hitler, webvictim and Tzic [310/1621] at [853,41] and won! 0 days, 13:06:39 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/16 11:42:20] ricin [6/1150] has challenged AssDisaster [237/337] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:11:43 is added to ricin's clock.
[03/17/16 12:57:41] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:46 towards level 40.
[03/18/16 01:39:18] AssDisaster has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:09:13 from level 40.
[03/19/16 08:56:31] Psygo [0/1] has challenged AssDisaster [164/341] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:41 is added to Psygo's clock.
[03/19/16 16:25:22] AssDisaster [89/381] has challenged Kussie [487/745] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:46:47 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/20/16 01:42:21] webvictim [323/695] has challenged AssDisaster [153/381] in combat and won! 65 days, 16:18:01 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[03/21/16 01:38:37] MPenguin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/16 16:13:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1 day, 01:00:46 toward level 41.
[03/21/16 21:26:18] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:36:10 towards level 41.
[03/22/16 19:42:21] NeilHanlon [391/445] has challenged AssDisaster [162/381] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:04:09 is removed from NeilHanlon's clock.
[03/23/16 09:58:52] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:35:18 towards level 41.
[03/23/16 11:03:26] webvictim, ricin and AssDisaster [415/2228] have team battled Nekosune, Tipptourette and JoeK [830/1315] at [618,557] and lost! 3 days, 01:46:30 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/16 18:30:35] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:24:00 towards level 41.
[03/23/16 21:05:43] AssDisaster got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:37:17 from level 41.
[03/24/16 14:05:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 11 days, 09:54:30 toward level 41.
[03/24/16 19:37:16] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:09 towards level 41.
[03/25/16 14:42:19] Mag [653/721] has challenged AssDisaster [108/381] in combat and won! 158 days, 21:27:04 is removed from Mag's clock.
[03/25/16 16:07:24] AssDisaster and Tjololo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/16 15:49:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 3 days, 09:33:45 toward level 41.
[03/30/16 15:19:42] eatssauve, AssDisaster and onefunkynote [336/1188] have team battled Tadruien, Gawble and RichardG867 [1466/1491] at [959,365] and lost! 0 days, 03:32:55 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/16 22:36:08] AssDisaster, avcables and webvictim [742/1769] have team battled Tadruien, mattinx and eatssauve [809/1296] at [957,247] and lost! 0 days, 03:13:47 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/16 15:12:02] AssDisaster got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:20:03 from level 41.
[04/01/16 01:21:08] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:43 towards level 41.
[04/01/16 05:31:19] AssDisaster [357/386] has challenged Sirius [174/228] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:02:29 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/01/16 08:54:53] AssDisaster was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:59:47 from level 42.
[04/01/16 14:09:06] stumpy [121/252] has challenged AssDisaster [183/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:48:32 is added to stumpy's clock.
[04/02/16 06:33:24] Hypomaniac, Tadruien and AssDisaster [1004/1065] have team battled Moosicle, Mag and Kussie [1295/2087] at [1009,444] and lost! 5 days, 14:55:25 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/16 11:45:12] JoeK [128/511] has challenged AssDisaster [321/386] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:38:39 is added to JoeK's clock.
[04/03/16 00:42:57] AssDisaster lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:34:08 from level 42.
[04/04/16 05:45:12] NeilHanlon [221/437] has challenged AssDisaster [331/386] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:19:59 is added to NeilHanlon's clock.
[04/04/16 07:48:27] theblazehen, SgtKeroro and AssDisaster [1244/1422] have team battled avcables, Tipptourette and Land-O-Lurks [799/1472] at [368,970] and won! 1 day, 03:40:40 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/16 07:51:06] avcables, SgtKeroro and AssDisaster [1769/1851] have team battled Bezo, Land-O-Lurks and Tipptourette [1137/1182] at [112,837] and won! 0 days, 14:40:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/16 07:52:57] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:57:45 towards level 42.
[04/04/16 10:28:29] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:56:05 towards level 42.
[04/04/16 20:45:12] Gorgon [310/432] has challenged AssDisaster [26/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:27:56 is removed from Gorgon's clock.
[04/05/16 20:07:03] RichardG867, AssDisaster and SgtKeroro [863/1597] have team battled ricin, JoeK and Tzic [271/2005] at [235,360] and won! 2 days, 08:30:20 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/16 08:56:27] Interdesting, mattinx and SgtKeroro [157/1632] have team battled RichardG867, AssDisaster and ricin [556/1968] at [203,217] and lost! 0 days, 08:15:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/16 12:45:13] Land-O-Lurks [440/522] has challenged AssDisaster [215/386] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:14:03 is removed from Land-O-Lurks's clock.
[04/06/16 19:45:13] weedle [595/1023] has challenged AssDisaster [171/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:08:10 is removed from weedle's clock.
[04/07/16 02:57:09] mattinx and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/16 05:45:12] Vengeance [662/705] has challenged AssDisaster [240/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:50:10 is removed from Vengeance's clock.
[04/07/16 07:17:06] AssDisaster got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:44:23 from level 42.
[04/07/16 18:09:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 8 days, 17:16:26 toward level 42.
[04/07/16 22:45:12] bucketm0use [31/761] has challenged AssDisaster [349/386] in combat and lost! 21 days, 16:04:59 is added to bucketm0use's clock.
[04/08/16 02:49:35] theblazehen [225/317] has challenged AssDisaster [296/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:17:45 is added to theblazehen's clock.
[04/08/16 03:06:44] NeilHanlon, mattinx and Zuul [497/1253] have team battled AssDisaster, Kapty and Bezo [812/918] at [786,37] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/16 07:45:13] Tadruien [28/377] has challenged AssDisaster [327/386] in combat and lost! 14 days, 16:20:05 is added to Tadruien's clock.
[04/08/16 10:45:12] NeilHanlon [91/448] has challenged AssDisaster [75/386] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:21:25 is removed from NeilHanlon's clock.
[04/08/16 17:58:23] Vengeance, Kaisar and AssDisaster [833/1387] have team battled RichardG867, bucketm0use and Tjololo [845/1516] at [173,810] and lost! 0 days, 07:53:11 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/16 13:24:05] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:40:08 towards level 42.
[04/10/16 18:24:15] Land-O-Lurks, Vengeance and AssDisaster [345/1616] have team battled theblazehen, Lothar and Kussie [738/1492] at [1005,752] and lost! 2 days, 01:26:51 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/16 00:09:41] theblazehen, AssDisaster and Land-O-Lurks [787/1225] have team battled Lothar, bucketm0use and Kussie [1693/1936] at [729,770] and lost! 0 days, 12:09:05 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/16 12:20:39] mattinx, Anthro and Interdesting [627/1060] have team battled theblazehen, AssDisaster and MPenguin [23/1171] at [218,277] and won! 0 days, 05:05:24 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/16 12:58:17] Jaded [164/312] has challenged AssDisaster [294/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:48:35 is added to Jaded's clock.
[04/14/16 11:10:42] Tzic, Lothar and Gorgon [23/1162] have team battled avcables, AssDisaster and DoctorRaptorMD [450/1324] at [169,90] and lost! 0 days, 07:45:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/16 16:08:22] n0suchth1ng, mattinx and SgtKeroro [536/1859] have team battled Kussie, AssDisaster and webvictim [1750/1851] at [247,1017] and lost! 0 days, 21:24:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/16 17:45:12] BunzLee [429/435] has challenged AssDisaster [125/386] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:46:33 is removed from BunzLee's clock.
[04/17/16 20:03:23] ricin, AssDisaster and JoeK [991/2047] have team battled onefunkynote, Vengeance and theblazehen [1161/1425] at [680,180] and lost! 1 day, 15:18:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/16 06:37:29] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 15:25:29 from level 42.
[04/18/16 07:18:57] theblazehen, Hitler and Land-O-Lurks [819/1421] have team battled Godwin, AssDisaster and SerenaT [688/1856] at [43,78] and won! 0 days, 13:04:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/16 17:50:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 04:03:52 from level 42.
[04/18/16 17:56:04] Lothar, NeilHanlon and Moosicle [592/1452] have team battled AssDisaster, JoeK and MPenguin [698/1366] at [665,753] and lost! 1 day, 10:41:16 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/16 20:19:07] JoeK [349/511] has come upon AssDisaster [147/386] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 14:12:10 is removed from JoeK's clock.
[04/19/16 16:25:42] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:11:56 towards level 42.
[04/19/16 22:45:12] Nekosune [253/579] has challenged AssDisaster [362/386] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:10:07 is added to Nekosune's clock.
[04/20/16 08:08:59] Moosicle, AssDisaster and Tzic [512/1291] have team battled Hypomaniac, n0suchth1ng and BunzLee [569/1265] at [998,911] and lost! 3 days, 12:12:50 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/16 16:46:00] AssDisaster EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:36:00 from level 42.
[04/21/16 00:14:57] AssDisaster, stumpy and LittleBro [331/759] have team battled SerenaT, eatssauve and Bezo [77/1212] at [749,503] and won! 0 days, 00:15:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/16 18:11:43] eatssauve, ricin and Tadruien [1570/1872] have team battled AssDisaster, bucketm0use and Vengeance [1613/1773] at [774,735] and lost! 0 days, 18:07:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/16 00:07:56] AssDisaster, Tipptourette and Hitler [796/1291] have team battled JoeK, theblazehen and Moosicle [601/1437] at [404,862] and won! 1 day, 00:24:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/16 01:55:12] Tadruien [68/381] has challenged AssDisaster [165/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:12:15 is added to Tadruien's clock.
[04/25/16 09:55:11] Godwin [479/999] has challenged AssDisaster [252/386] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:57:31 is removed from Godwin's clock.
[04/25/16 20:53:22] Jaded, avcables and AssDisaster [1201/1434] have team battled Bezo, Tipptourette and Doctor_Colossus [1204/1688] at [247,696] and lost! 1 day, 10:10:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/16 23:29:58] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:26:18 towards level 42.
[04/26/16 07:32:14] webvictim, Godwin and AssDisaster [1451/2108] have team battled SgtKeroro, onefunkynote and SerenaT [1140/1676] at [968,880] and won! 0 days, 04:13:20 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/16 16:49:53] Tipptourette, Vengeance and mattinx [69/1556] have team battled Nibbles, AssDisaster and Tadruien [75/1329] at [62,786] and lost! 0 days, 09:16:16 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/16 23:00:25] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:31:38 towards level 42.
[04/27/16 01:12:23] AssDisaster, mattinx and stumpy [604/1242] have team battled SgtKeroro, Nibbles and BunzLee [1516/1750] at [72,844] and lost! 2 days, 01:06:43 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/16 11:08:12] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:12:04 towards level 42.
[04/27/16 11:55:10] bucketm0use [594/764] has challenged AssDisaster [187/386] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:01:56 is removed from bucketm0use's clock.
[04/27/16 15:55:10] Kussie [303/768] has challenged AssDisaster [132/386] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:03:41 is removed from Kussie's clock.
[04/28/16 04:05:02] AssDisaster was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:19:07 from level 42.
[04/29/16 06:38:58] Angry_Bartender, AssDisaster and Moosicle [889/1190] have team battled Tjololo, NeilHanlon and Hitler [859/1342] at [185,235] and won! 0 days, 05:30:59 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/16 09:55:12] Bezo [108/394] has challenged AssDisaster [171/386] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:21:31 is added to Bezo's clock.
[04/30/16 23:44:46] AssDisaster, onefunkynote and n0suchth1ng [999/1375] have team battled n0esc, Mag and Tjololo [406/1445] at [394,10] and won! 0 days, 18:52:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/16 02:28:47] NeilHanlon, AssDisaster and theblazehen [693/1192] have team battled Tjololo, Gawble and avcables [1455/1718] at [137,51] and lost! 1 day, 16:12:45 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/16 18:48:44] AssDisaster got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:24:51 from level 42.
[05/03/16 03:10:36] Doctor_Colossus, Tjololo and Tadruien [446/1622] have team battled mattinx, AssDisaster and Bezo [614/1365] at [453,164] and lost! 1 day, 11:47:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/16 18:55:10] onefunkynote [111/489] has challenged AssDisaster [259/390] in combat and lost! 33 days, 11:19:45 is added to onefunkynote's clock.
[05/05/16 17:40:23] theblazehen, sonnorcteer and Moosicle [713/1153] have team battled webvictim, n0esc and AssDisaster [813/1528] at [336,126] and lost! 0 days, 11:38:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/16 23:36:47] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:38:35 towards level 42.
[05/09/16 03:39:59] webvictim, Interdesting and eatssauve [453/1481] have team battled LittleBro, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [1220/1628] at [356,726] and lost! 0 days, 02:10:34 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/16 15:22:28] Jaded, AssDisaster and n0esc [1193/1372] have team battled himiko, Skrede and Doctor_Colossus [200/1909] at [159,432] and won! 0 days, 01:06:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/16 20:53:11] AssDisaster was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:50:36 from level 42.
[05/11/16 01:24:14] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:02:34 towards level 42.
[05/11/16 17:38:37] eatssauve, AssDisaster and RichardG867 [348/1183] have team battled Tadruien, nagrom and stumpy [469/1105] at [170,471] and lost! 0 days, 08:55:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/16 05:40:45] SelfishShellfish, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [963/1107] have team battled Tjololo, Interdesting and Gorgon [909/1326] at [451,346] and won! 0 days, 04:57:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/16 16:02:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1 day, 00:41:13 toward level 42.
[05/13/16 00:43:31] AssDisaster EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:17:06 from level 42.
[05/13/16 00:53:51] stumpy, Gawble and AssDisaster [224/1342] have team battled Nibbles, pikachuyann and LittleBro [928/1129] at [3,302] and lost! 0 days, 02:21:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/16 08:01:03] NeilHanlon, Skrede and webvictim [1607/1843] have team battled LittleBro, AssDisaster and stumpy [523/1002] at [222,362] and won! 2 days, 01:52:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/16 12:37:08] AssDisaster, stumpy and Skrede [310/1265] have team battled webvictim, NeilHanlon and Nibbles [1289/1792] at [18,258] and lost! 0 days, 01:23:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/16 21:00:31] AssDisaster [267/390] has challenged Zuul [44/340] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:48:41 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/14/16 13:23:50] AssDisaster, Bezo and Tzic [870/1113] have team battled BunzLee, theblazehen and lifeofchrome [748/1017] at [1013,378] and won! 1 day, 20:32:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/16 10:38:34] AssDisaster and Lothar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/16 17:52:03] AssDisaster and Vengeance have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/16 22:55:12] n0suchth1ng [250/528] has challenged AssDisaster [334/390] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:24:00 is added to n0suchth1ng's clock.
[05/16/16 23:55:12] JoeK [79/516] has challenged AssDisaster [2/390] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:21:45 is removed from JoeK's clock.
[05/16/16 23:55:12] In the fierce battle, AssDisaster dropped his level 45 charm! JoeK picks it up, tossing his old level 27 charm to AssDisaster.
[05/17/16 08:35:10] AssDisaster, Tadruien and Zuul [896/1112] have team battled MPenguin, ricin and pikachuyann [530/1876] at [489,451] and won! 0 days, 23:21:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/16 09:34:06] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:20:49 towards level 43.
[05/17/16 14:55:10] MPenguin [112/469] has challenged AssDisaster [192/370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:04:12 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[05/17/16 20:01:37] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:58:06 towards level 43.
[05/20/16 16:55:10] n0suchth1ng [46/541] has challenged AssDisaster [130/370] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:19:39 is added to n0suchth1ng's clock.
[05/21/16 12:37:34] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:06:12 towards level 43.
[05/21/16 14:05:41] n0esc, pikachuyann and Lothar [360/1292] have team battled Godwin, AssDisaster and SerenaT [1925/2003] at [650,555] and lost! 0 days, 02:27:16 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/16 04:32:21] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:49:39 towards level 43.
[05/24/16 08:58:31] Tzic, AssDisaster and Hitler [781/1232] have team battled Vengeance, <char and onefunkynote [894/1219] at [699,985] and lost! 0 days, 21:29:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/16 23:23:05] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:15 towards level 43.
[05/25/16 05:49:54] Moosicle, Skrede and AssDisaster [858/1559] have team battled SelfishShellfish, eatssauve and TheMadHatter [691/1444] at [753,724] and won! 0 days, 21:01:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/16 06:04:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 2 days, 03:08:25 toward level 43.
[05/25/16 06:43:59] AssDisaster and nagrom have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/16 07:23:20] Angry_Bartender, BunzLee and bucketm0use [934/1562] have team battled Barry, Skrede and AssDisaster [397/1555] at [592,664] and won! 0 days, 11:15:49 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/16 12:11:10] SelfishShellfish, TheMadHatter and avcables [796/1824] have team battled Zuul, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [312/1593] at [799,641] and won! 0 days, 09:22:25 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/16 13:00:08] AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and eatssauve [270/1040] have team battled Barry, TheMadHatter and avcables [1750/2092] at [715,697] and lost! 0 days, 04:57:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/16 13:58:34] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:28 towards level 43.
[05/25/16 22:42:03] weylin, n0esc and pikachuyann [1070/1384] have team battled Barry, Gorgon and AssDisaster [1341/1645] at [473,988] and lost! 0 days, 10:20:16 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/16 00:34:09] Vengeance, TheMadHatter and n0esc [1894/2048] have team battled Bezo, AssDisaster and avcables [352/1501] at [802,780] and won! 0 days, 05:01:20 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/16 02:52:18] AssDisaster, webvictim and Barry [490/1729] have team battled Hitler, Gorgon and Doctor_Colossus [1956/2102] at [400,696] and lost! 0 days, 02:35:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/16 03:56:51] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:10 towards level 43.
[05/26/16 05:29:34] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:14 towards level 43.
[05/26/16 20:22:33] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:20 towards level 43.
[05/26/16 22:21:26] AssDisaster [323/370] has challenged ricin [509/1160] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:30:33 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/27/16 03:52:44] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:27:14 towards level 44.
[05/27/16 04:51:15] Gorgon, Tjololo and Anthro [808/1549] have team battled AssDisaster, weylin and Tzic [660/1182] at [641,490] and won! 0 days, 10:51:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/16 08:32:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 09:22:02 from level 44.
[05/28/16 16:56:32] Skrede, SgtKeroro and Hitler [460/1846] have team battled nagrom, JoeK and AssDisaster [670/1345] at [579,251] and lost! 10 days, 11:20:10 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/16 17:41:14] JoeK, Anthro and Nibbles [147/1518] have team battled Godwin, Angry_Bartender and AssDisaster [854/1840] at [871,108] and lost! 0 days, 01:31:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/16 20:17:20] AssDisaster got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:12:11 from level 44.
[05/29/16 13:38:02] Bezo [145/394] has come upon AssDisaster [237/370] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:01:02 is added to Bezo's clock.
[05/29/16 19:55:11] Vengeance [92/630] has challenged AssDisaster [236/370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:07:19 is added to Vengeance's clock.
[05/30/16 21:54:13] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:22:54 towards level 44.
[06/01/16 08:37:58] Shadowhand [151/219] has challenged AssDisaster [364/370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:03:47 is added to Shadowhand's clock.
[06/02/16 13:50:23] AssDisaster and Tadruien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/16 18:43:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 7 days, 16:34:40 toward level 44.
[06/03/16 22:56:57] electrostat, AssDisaster and MPenguin [1188/1279] have team battled BunzLee, stumpy and onefunkynote [667/1274] at [4,485] and won! 1 day, 16:10:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/16 23:18:34] Bezo, Zuul and Vengeance [852/1367] have team battled JoeK, webvictim and AssDisaster [321/1701] at [405,499] and won! 0 days, 04:11:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/16 07:08:34] Mag [509/713] has challenged AssDisaster [234/370] in combat and won! 174 days, 03:57:12 is removed from Mag's clock.
[06/04/16 12:29:53] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:55 towards level 44.
[06/05/16 23:31:40] avcables, himiko and AssDisaster [572/1536] have team battled n0suchth1ng, Lothar and n0esc [1164/1596] at [242,400] and lost! 1 day, 01:39:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/16 21:55:12] Gorgon [517/694] has challenged AssDisaster [122/370] in combat and won! 39 days, 09:22:26 is removed from Gorgon's clock.
[06/07/16 20:33:48] AssDisaster, SgtKeroro and NeilHanlon [370/1617] have team battled Hitler, SerenaT and onefunkynote [317/1572] at [829,9] and won! 0 days, 09:21:56 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/16 20:55:12] eatssauve [305/362] has challenged AssDisaster [241/370] in combat and won! 25 days, 16:48:05 is removed from eatssauve's clock.
[06/08/16 00:55:10] SerenaT [519/576] has challenged AssDisaster [161/370] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:36:59 is removed from SerenaT's clock.
[06/08/16 03:41:33] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:56:03 towards level 44.
[06/08/16 05:41:26] AssDisaster and Hypomaniac have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/16 20:10:38] PlotCitizen, JoeK and AssDisaster [196/1351] have team battled Vengeance, Tjololo and electrostat [45/1396] at [535,184] and won! 0 days, 14:54:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/16 22:25:33] nagrom, EmberSpirit and AssDisaster [1030/1106] have team battled pikachuyann, TheMadHatter and Meistarin [642/1682] at [140,387] and won! 0 days, 04:58:26 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/16 00:55:11] avcables [395/732] has challenged AssDisaster [48/370] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:13:20 is removed from avcables's clock.
[06/10/16 07:17:55] AssDisaster and SgtKeroro have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/16 21:05:21] Barry, n0suchth1ng and Godwin [406/2276] have team battled AssDisaster, webvictim and Vengeance [872/1663] at [992,257] and lost! 0 days, 02:25:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/16 08:26:52] AssDisaster, sonnorcteer and avcables [831/1337] have team battled Bulwark, Godwin and Hypomaniac [625/1606] at [913,795] and won! 0 days, 00:26:03 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/16 10:11:03] AssDisaster [137/371] has challenged NeilHanlon [174/519] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:40:38 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/11/16 12:16:50] MPenguin, SgtKeroro and Godwin [589/2317] have team battled AssDisaster, PlotCitizen and Tjololo [1057/1243] at [911,496] and lost! 6 days, 23:45:54 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/16 13:24:06] AssDisaster, n0esc and SgtKeroro [201/1795] have team battled bucketm0use, Nibbles and Godwin [137/2474] at [1000,747] and won! 8 days, 09:05:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/16 12:49:56] AssDisaster, DoctorRaptorMD and StickySaurus [556/899] have team battled Angry_Bartender, webvictim and Hitler [67/1762] at [778,258] and won! 0 days, 09:01:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/16 16:23:39] Doctor_Colossus, AssDisaster and Moosicle [1642/1870] have team battled Tipptourette, ricin and DoctorRaptorMD [964/1825] at [676,313] and won! 3 days, 19:13:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/16 12:55:12] onefunkynote [44/489] has challenged AssDisaster [77/371] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:14:41 is added to onefunkynote's clock.
[06/15/16 16:11:26] n0esc, Moosicle and AssDisaster [991/1648] have team battled Mag, Pepe and Kussie [1225/1650] at [1023,525] and lost! 3 days, 13:42:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/16 13:55:10] webvictim [48/895] has challenged AssDisaster [10/371] in combat and won! 91 days, 15:13:54 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[06/29/16 19:47:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 13 days, 10:47:38 toward level 45.
[06/30/16 23:52:17] Brobandy, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [648/1598] have team battled Bezo, nagrom and Spa [781/1217] at [299,692] and lost! 0 days, 05:43:29 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/16 03:55:12] JoeK [426/546] has challenged AssDisaster [35/371] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:53:32 is removed from JoeK's clock.
[07/01/16 12:48:40] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:04:32 towards level 45.
[07/02/16 22:45:36] onefunkynote, JoeK and AssDisaster [676/1406] have team battled mattinx, PlotCitizen and Gawble [1052/1587] at [82,784] and lost! 0 days, 20:02:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/16 15:25:49] Bulwark, n0suchth1ng and weylin [1315/1332] have team battled nagrom, AssDisaster and Tjololo [810/1325] at [806,157] and won! 1 day, 01:55:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/16 19:01:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 12 days, 06:12:40 toward level 45.
[07/05/16 01:45:49] nagrom, NeilHanlon and n0suchth1ng [1514/1571] have team battled ius, AssDisaster and Bulwark [397/935] at [1016,13] and won! 3 days, 23:12:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/16 05:18:33] JoeK, ius and Lothar [803/1211] have team battled Bulwark, nagrom and AssDisaster [233/1165] at [788,53] and won! 0 days, 18:18:45 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/16 06:57:37] ius, JoeK and Lothar [505/1211] have team battled Bulwark, nagrom and AssDisaster [399/1165] at [831,46] and won! 0 days, 14:19:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/16 12:41:54] DoctorRaptorMD, RichardG867 and NeilHanlon [1102/1297] have team battled webvictim, ius and AssDisaster [1281/1431] at [655,206] and lost! 2 days, 07:33:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/16 10:55:11] SgtKeroro [197/729] has challenged AssDisaster [86/371] in combat and won! 57 days, 06:11:04 is removed from SgtKeroro's clock.
[07/06/16 16:08:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 4 days, 18:39:38 toward level 45.
[07/07/16 01:58:25] Tadruien, ricin and JoeK [1071/2152] have team battled StickySaurus, AssDisaster and Kappa [160/881] at [493,514] and won! 7 days, 23:47:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/16 00:55:10] SerenaT [556/580] has challenged AssDisaster [179/371] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:26:57 is removed from SerenaT's clock.
[07/08/16 01:45:29] avcables, Zuul and AssDisaster [74/1475] have team battled mattinx, himiko and Lothar [973/1425] at [955,155] and lost! 1 day, 03:40:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/16 20:43:30] AssDisaster got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:14:17 from level 45.
[07/08/16 21:10:01] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:11:10 towards level 45.
[07/08/16 23:02:10] AssDisaster [29/371] has come upon onefunkynote [343/483] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:06:23 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/09/16 02:36:21] AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and EmberSpirit [767/1091] have team battled avcables, NeilHanlon and Moosicle [33/1833] at [773,95] and won! 0 days, 16:05:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/16 05:09:23] Bezo, PlotCitizen and SerenaT [812/1407] have team battled BunzLee, AssDisaster and Tadruien [675/1214] at [42,92] and won! 0 days, 04:44:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/16 10:10:39] AssDisaster met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:04:03 from level 45.
[07/09/16 11:40:33] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:18:16 towards level 45.
[07/09/16 22:56:17] mattinx, Angry_Bartender and bucketm0use [311/1746] have team battled eatssauve, avcables and AssDisaster [519/1471] at [432,827] and lost! 3 days, 12:11:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/16 17:44:15] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:33:49 towards level 45.
[07/11/16 06:29:54] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:59 towards level 45.
[07/12/16 05:59:27] MPenguin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/16 10:10:56] Angry_Bartender, ius and Skrede [300/1278] have team battled Yutyu, AssDisaster and Gorgon [279/1301] at [685,454] and won! 0 days, 03:03:10 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/16 14:55:11] Tzic [373/443] has challenged AssDisaster [167/371] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:33:06 is removed from Tzic's clock.
[07/14/16 20:55:12] TheMadHatter [257/860] has challenged AssDisaster [37/371] in combat and won! 77 days, 06:57:54 is removed from TheMadHatter's clock.
[07/15/16 07:01:59] AssDisaster [97/371] has challenged ricin [1184/1222] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:36:08 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/16/16 01:55:11] AssDisaster [209/371] has challenged Hypomaniac [252/302] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:25:24 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/16/16 03:32:01] AssDisaster and Hypomaniac have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/16 08:31:12] AssDisaster and Lothar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/16 08:41:38] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:16:19 towards level 46.
[07/17/16 07:01:40] ius, AssDisaster and Gorgon [1158/1387] have team battled Vengeance, Murdoc and Lothar [144/1159] at [550,633] and won! 1 day, 01:21:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/16 01:34:39] AssDisaster, Interdesting and Mag [414/1371] have team battled Kappa, Bulwark and Hitler [344/1095] at [948,677] and won! 2 days, 02:19:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/16 01:50:18] Interdesting, Mag and Kappa [710/1264] have team battled Bulwark, Hitler and AssDisaster [467/1202] at [987,707] and won! 0 days, 03:17:16 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/16 11:55:11] AssDisaster [316/371] has challenged PlotCitizen [4/438] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:13:15 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/18/16 18:55:12] Mag [398/491] has challenged AssDisaster [329/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:19:56 is removed from Mag's clock.
[07/19/16 05:55:11] AssDisaster [307/371] has challenged Hypomaniac [138/302] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:15:23 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/20/16 02:55:10] AssDisaster [259/371] has challenged Hypomaniac [161/302] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:23:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/20/16 04:49:47] bucketm0use, PlotCitizen and Nibbles [394/1633] have team battled AssDisaster, n0suchth1ng and Lothar [1255/1327] at [227,241] and lost! 1 day, 02:25:29 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/16 05:55:12] ricin [941/1222] has challenged AssDisaster [29/371] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:45:12 is removed from ricin's clock.
[07/21/16 08:22:45] mattinx, TheMadHatter and Kussie [1448/2202] have team battled SerenaT, Vengeance and AssDisaster [295/1601] at [433,26] and won! 6 days, 14:50:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/16 12:29:34] PlotCitizen, DoctorRaptorMD and BunzLee [588/1201] have team battled AssDisaster, Gawble and Interdesting [808/1342] at [317,263] and lost! 1 day, 08:51:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/16 23:41:55] ius, Moosicle and AssDisaster [1040/1268] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Kussie and Gorgon [1535/2377] at [406,428] and lost! 1 day, 01:07:32 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/16 09:55:11] AssDisaster [28/371] has challenged Lothar [356/403] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:57:10 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/22/16 17:54:32] Doctor_Colossus, SerenaT and SelfishShellfish [1232/2112] have team battled Vengeance, ius and AssDisaster [911/1335] at [524,512] and won! 1 day, 05:12:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/16 20:55:10] AssDisaster [89/371] has challenged PlotCitizen [386/438] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:14:22 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/22/16 21:55:12] Lothar [360/403] has challenged AssDisaster [279/371] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:07:27 is removed from Lothar's clock.
[07/22/16 23:42:30] Gorgon, dukwon and AssDisaster [1099/1652] have team battled Moosicle, Hitler and Pepe [528/1403] at [239,277] and won! 0 days, 23:44:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/16 14:24:12] Krakrox [163/226] has come upon AssDisaster [5/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:15:15 is removed from Krakrox's clock.
[07/24/16 05:55:10] SgtKeroro [342/733] has challenged AssDisaster [3/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:30:51 is removed from SgtKeroro's clock.
[07/25/16 02:55:10] AssDisaster [342/371] has challenged Hitler [458/513] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:00:07 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/25/16 03:30:39] Kappa, Tzic and Murdoc [259/1096] have team battled ius, onefunkynote and AssDisaster [357/1180] at [278,590] and lost! 0 days, 19:51:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/16 19:21:00] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:09:46 towards level 46.
[07/25/16 19:22:42] Kappa, vicious and onefunkynote [231/1049] have team battled AssDisaster, dukwon and Tzic [605/1397] at [223,690] and lost! 0 days, 00:13:00 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/16 02:59:45] n0suchth1ng and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/16 05:29:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 19 days, 14:57:53 toward level 46.
[07/26/16 16:36:10] AssDisaster, himiko and Doctor_Colossus [719/1771] have team battled Lothar, Kappa and Zuul [901/1138] at [25,729] and lost! 1 day, 02:43:36 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/16 08:50:50] TunaSlash [2/8] has challenged AssDisaster [251/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:03 is added to TunaSlash's clock.
[07/27/16 17:55:47] LittleBro, AssDisaster and electrostat [728/1388] have team battled Lothar, SgtKeroro and Meistarin [1283/1669] at [856,768] and lost! 1 day, 22:02:29 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/16 02:55:12] Mag [252/489] has challenged AssDisaster [158/371] in combat and won! 43 days, 20:45:58 is removed from Mag's clock.
[07/28/16 04:55:11] AssDisaster [99/371] has challenged Lothar [370/403] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:18:24 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/28/16 06:19:51] Pepe [285/307] has challenged AssDisaster [136/371] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:36:35 is removed from Pepe's clock.
[07/28/16 12:10:51] SgtKeroro, EmberSpirit and Meistarin [1557/1680] have team battled MPenguin, AssDisaster and dukwon [298/1323] at [558,861] and won! 0 days, 16:09:29 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/16 12:51:17] AssDisaster set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:13:40 from level 46.
[07/29/16 01:55:10] AssDisaster [104/371] has challenged Mag [115/374] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:20:31 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/29/16 04:55:11] AssDisaster [249/371] has challenged n0suchth1ng [354/578] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:20:59 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/29/16 08:11:01] himiko, avcables and Zuul [1221/1545] have team battled AssDisaster, EmberSpirit and Hypomaniac [550/1087] at [186,853] and won! 5 days, 02:59:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/16 17:53:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 12 days, 04:29:21 toward level 46.
[07/29/16 17:55:10] Gorgon [71/698] has challenged AssDisaster [98/371] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:02:48 is added to Gorgon's clock.
[07/29/16 19:55:10] AssDisaster [241/371] has challenged mattinx [559/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:43:41 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/30/16 08:55:10] AssDisaster [361/371] has challenged dukwon [307/583] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:45:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/30/16 18:55:10] AssDisaster [269/371] has challenged SgtKeroro [310/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:54:26 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/31/16 10:02:10] robflop, LittleBro and PlotCitizen [241/1457] have team battled pikachuyann, Kolt and AssDisaster [46/917] at [499,427] and won! 0 days, 20:57:12 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/16 17:55:10] AssDisaster [12/371] has challenged Skrede [561/602] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:15 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/01/16 05:55:11] Mag [139/374] has challenged AssDisaster [336/371] in combat and lost! 14 days, 13:12:57 is added to Mag's clock.
[08/01/16 06:30:07] Moosicle, AssDisaster and pikachuyann [992/1339] have team battled Nibbles, Hitler and Yutyu [216/1424] at [387,177] and won! 0 days, 04:48:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/16 09:16:59] ricin, pikachuyann and AssDisaster [1495/1992] have team battled Gorgon, avcables and EmberSpirit [664/1845] at [770,302] and won! 0 days, 03:17:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/16 11:18:19] AssDisaster got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:23:50 from level 46.
[08/02/16 00:55:10] AssDisaster [227/371] has challenged weylin [441/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:32:33 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/02/16 08:31:13] AssDisaster was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:52:53 from level 46.
[08/02/16 16:55:12] bucketm0use [107/793] has challenged AssDisaster [140/371] in combat and lost! 96 days, 14:21:08 is added to bucketm0use's clock.
[08/02/16 18:20:45] AssDisaster, weylin and Bulwark [532/1187] have team battled webvictim, Tipptourette and BunzLee [183/1407] at [38,956] and won! 0 days, 15:06:34 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/16 00:11:18] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:00:39 towards level 46.
[08/03/16 09:04:43] TheMadHatter, bucketm0use and TunaSlash [641/1882] have team battled Zuul, etaipo and AssDisaster [529/877] at [142,941] and won! 0 days, 06:27:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/16 09:55:11] AssDisaster [221/371] has challenged n0suchth1ng [8/583] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:26:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/03/16 12:55:11] AssDisaster [16/371] has challenged Gawble [135/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:04 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/03/16 14:39:21] AssDisaster [220/371] has come upon weylin [67/492] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:06:07 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/03/16 14:47:32] AssDisaster [183/371] has come upon weylin [328/492] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:40:35 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/03/16 23:21:58] NeilHanlon, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [72/1494] have team battled Mag, Gawble and weylin [773/1433] at [933,683] and lost! 1 day, 03:52:02 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/16 16:55:12] Hitler [354/513] has challenged AssDisaster [208/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:46:49 is removed from Hitler's clock.
[08/04/16 17:55:12] AssDisaster [335/371] has challenged mattinx [131/583] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:05:00 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/05/16 17:55:10] AssDisaster [49/371] has challenged Pepe [296/315] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:37:53 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/05/16 22:55:12] AssDisaster [163/371] has challenged robflop [280/476] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:48:56 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/06/16 01:55:10] Nibbles [613/655] has challenged AssDisaster [2/371] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:44:00 is removed from Nibbles's clock.
[08/07/16 21:55:10] AssDisaster [277/371] has challenged Zuul [228/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:40:02 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/07/16 22:00:32] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:45 towards level 46.
[08/07/16 22:07:48] EmberSpirit, Skrede and PlotCitizen [1389/1555] have team battled AssDisaster, Kussie and MPenguin [124/1501] at [144,7] and won! 0 days, 22:12:10 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/16 00:55:11] AssDisaster [209/371] has challenged Lothar [97/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:35:07 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/08/16 07:01:39] Penemue [0/9] has challenged AssDisaster [286/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:17 is added to Penemue's clock.
[08/09/16 12:55:11] AssDisaster [43/371] has challenged Penemue [47/111] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:18:40 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/10/16 10:55:11] webvictim [180/594] has challenged AssDisaster [302/371] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:16:27 is added to webvictim's clock.
[08/10/16 12:56:35] AssDisaster misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:23:59 from level 46.
[08/10/16 17:15:46] Gawble [443/574] has challenged AssDisaster [244/371] in combat and won! 54 days, 16:33:17 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[08/10/16 17:15:46] Gawble has dealt AssDisaster a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:44:43 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/10/16 18:55:10] AssDisaster [192/371] has challenged Vengeance [19/638] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:03:48 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/11/16 13:52:35] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 00:11:12 from level 46.
[08/11/16 16:55:10] SgtKeroro [381/739] has challenged AssDisaster [191/371] in combat and won! 172 days, 15:28:55 is removed from SgtKeroro's clock.
[08/15/16 11:55:12] nagrom [379/478] has challenged AssDisaster [70/371] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:53:28 is removed from nagrom's clock.
[08/15/16 11:55:12] In the fierce battle, AssDisaster dropped his level 36 pair of boots! nagrom picks it up, tossing his old level 29 pair of boots to AssDisaster.
[08/15/16 12:08:40] MPenguin, himiko and AssDisaster [1028/1170] have team battled n0suchth1ng, LittleBro and Kolt [1110/1298] at [301,456] and lost! 0 days, 02:32:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/16 17:24:59] AssDisaster got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:53:46 from level 46.
[08/15/16 21:55:12] Lothar [109/392] has challenged AssDisaster [220/364] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:47:42 is added to Lothar's clock.
[08/16/16 02:23:06] AssDisaster and webvictim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/16 03:14:22] AssDisaster was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:12:13 from level 46.
[08/16/16 07:00:35] TheMadHatter, Meistarin and AssDisaster [726/1764] have team battled Reeves, EmberSpirit and Zuul [253/1073] at [267,131] and won! 0 days, 18:17:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/16 08:55:10] webvictim [329/594] has challenged AssDisaster [233/364] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:13:27 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[08/16/16 08:58:07] Halogen1212 [0/1] has challenged AssDisaster [84/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:41 is added to Halogen1212's clock.
[08/16/16 10:55:10] AssDisaster [316/364] has challenged Kolt [123/226] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:50:56 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/16/16 10:55:10] AssDisaster has dealt Kolt a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:03:03 is added to Kolt's clock.
[08/16/16 13:55:12] bucketm0use [305/797] has challenged AssDisaster [297/364] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:15:37 is removed from bucketm0use's clock.
[08/16/16 19:12:23] Salvorite, AssDisaster and Demeisen [667/918] have team battled Hitler, Reeves and Kussie [1152/1486] at [343,135] and lost! 0 days, 08:05:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/16 07:55:12] AssDisaster [196/364] has challenged Halogen1212 [77/114] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:55:05 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/17/16 10:55:10] AssDisaster [242/364] has challenged Xiwei [241/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:26:01 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/17/16 17:27:36] AssDisaster broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:31:02 from level 46.
[08/17/16 19:13:53] avcables, AssDisaster and EmberSpirit [658/1577] have team battled Nibbles, Vengeance and SerenaT [1237/1891] at [213,62] and lost! 0 days, 08:09:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/16 08:55:12] n0suchth1ng [282/574] has challenged AssDisaster [11/364] in combat and won! 26 days, 22:27:40 is removed from n0suchth1ng's clock.
[08/18/16 16:55:10] Hitler [411/517] has challenged AssDisaster [173/364] in combat and won! 20 days, 06:15:41 is removed from Hitler's clock.
[08/18/16 16:58:38] Skrede, Meistarin and AssDisaster [1471/1517] have team battled Gorgon, Mag and Grine_ [463/1317] at [174,108] and won! 0 days, 05:26:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/16 20:55:11] electrostat [424/544] has challenged AssDisaster [21/364] in combat and won! 16 days, 20:21:59 is removed from electrostat's clock.
[08/18/16 23:25:31] Gorgon, AssDisaster, Skrede, and Meistarin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/18/16 23:55:10] AssDisaster [217/364] has challenged robflop [422/476] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:46:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/19/16 13:55:12] AssDisaster [203/364] has challenged Gawble [463/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:37 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/19/16 15:05:56] AssDisaster [58/452] has challenged Zweiry [162/314] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:37:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/20/16 03:44:26] Kappa, Pepe and Tjololo [935/1097] have team battled ricin, AssDisaster and Demeisen [712/2020] at [640,593] and won! 0 days, 20:35:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/16 21:09:32] AssDisaster was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:51:35 from level 47.
[08/21/16 06:47:57] sonnorcteer [232/274] has challenged AssDisaster [449/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:17:45 is added to sonnorcteer's clock.
[08/21/16 20:36:55] AssDisaster, n0suchth1ng and pikachuyann [341/1464] have team battled RichardG867, TunaSlash and Xiwei [546/1019] at [824,543] and lost! 2 days, 02:25:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/16 22:26:26] AssDisaster [247/452] has come upon n0suchth1ng [419/574] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:11:59 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/22/16 01:22:58] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 07:29:15 towards level 47.
[08/22/16 02:54:02] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:28:10 towards level 47.
[08/22/16 10:55:11] Lothar [265/392] has challenged AssDisaster [431/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:19:25 is added to Lothar's clock.
[08/23/16 07:30:03] etaipo, BunzLee and Tjololo [268/1175] have team battled Meistarin, AssDisaster and weylin [1167/1493] at [241,120] and lost! 0 days, 12:29:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/16 08:55:11] AssDisaster [316/452] has challenged himiko [94/441] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:35:21 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/23/16 13:55:11] weylin [426/498] has challenged AssDisaster [224/452] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:17:36 is removed from weylin's clock.
[08/23/16 20:34:00] MPenguin, AssDisaster and onefunkynote [790/1324] have team battled dosty, Kappa and Mag [869/1066] at [56,358] and lost! 1 day, 07:15:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/16 22:55:11] onefunkynote [176/496] has challenged AssDisaster [437/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:57:59 is added to onefunkynote's clock.
[08/24/16 02:56:42] AssDisaster and Tjololo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/16 04:55:10] Hypomaniac [287/302] has challenged AssDisaster [260/452] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:59:15 is removed from Hypomaniac's clock.
[08/25/16 09:44:30] AssDisaster left his weapon out in the rain to rust! AssDisaster's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/25/16 11:40:53] Jaded and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/16 18:55:11] Gawble [523/574] has challenged AssDisaster [377/448] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:57:20 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[08/26/16 13:30:41] AssDisaster was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:45:26 from level 47.
[08/26/16 14:32:58] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:13:41 towards level 47.
[08/27/16 03:21:36] Reeves, MPenguin and Pepe [99/929] have team battled AssDisaster, RichardG867 and n0suchth1ng [1067/1514] at [454,278] and lost! 0 days, 17:38:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/16 05:45:44] dosty, pikachuyann and vicious [690/1036] have team battled AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and Skrede [1625/1689] at [326,477] and lost! 0 days, 05:55:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/16 11:55:11] AssDisaster [364/448] has challenged d4v2d [42/134] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:50:27 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/27/16 14:55:11] AssDisaster [354/448] has challenged Gawble [336/574] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:30:13 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/28/16 00:25:41] Grine_, Gorgon and Spa [162/1280] have team battled TunaSlash, AssDisaster and Pepe [915/1025] at [202,340] and lost! 0 days, 01:37:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/16 07:55:12] Tjololo [27/424] has challenged AssDisaster [11/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:33:45 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[08/29/16 09:17:11] AssDisaster and Hitler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/16 23:59:27] SgtKeroro, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [576/1816] have team battled Tipptourette, StickySaurus and Grine_ [823/1034] at [749,860] and lost! 3 days, 09:01:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/16 18:58:06] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:32:03 towards level 47.
[09/01/16 08:57:18] Gawble [12/574] has challenged AssDisaster [107/448] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:52:48 is added to Gawble's clock.
[09/01/16 16:50:30] Salvorite [5/278] has challenged AssDisaster [117/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:47:18 is added to Salvorite's clock.
[09/01/16 16:57:16] AssDisaster [133/448] has challenged Jaded [8/451] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:52:22 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/01/16 19:14:06] AssDisaster, gollum and Angry_Bartender [74/1039] have team battled Gawble, Reeves and EmberSpirit [770/1305] at [754,673] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:12 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/16 20:11:42] SgtKeroro, EmberSpirit and Jaded [942/1675] have team battled Tjololo, AssDisaster and JoeK [1270/1454] at [758,917] and lost! 1 day, 23:51:54 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/16 21:57:17] AssDisaster [377/448] has challenged himiko [136/441] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:20:47 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/02/16 00:57:17] Lothar [149/515] has challenged AssDisaster [341/448] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:02:58 is added to Lothar's clock.
[09/02/16 02:33:16] AssDisaster [97/448] has come upon Salvorite [26/278] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:17:20 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/02/16 02:51:43] AssDisaster fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:55:34 from level 47.
[09/02/16 04:58:25] SerenaT, AssDisaster and Salvorite [1263/1309] have team battled Gawble, gollum and ius [731/1080] at [767,623] and won! 1 day, 00:26:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/16 12:03:05] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:35:06 towards level 47.
[09/02/16 20:29:25] SelfishShellfish, gollum and Tjololo [1075/1232] have team battled BunzLee, AssDisaster and Salvorite [400/1202] at [761,414] and won! 0 days, 04:13:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/16 05:57:18] onefunkynote [302/491] has challenged AssDisaster [52/448] in combat and won! 33 days, 11:30:19 is removed from onefunkynote's clock.
[09/03/16 06:57:17] AssDisaster [212/448] has challenged Gorgon [728/801] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:00:07 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/03/16 09:57:18] AssDisaster [412/448] has challenged dukwon [542/595] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:04:55 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/03/16 18:53:54] Gorgon, AssDisaster and gollum [1292/1466] have team battled SelfishShellfish, webvictim and Zweiry [827/1580] at [897,416] and won! 0 days, 05:12:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/16 21:49:50] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:52:37 towards level 47.
[09/03/16 23:57:17] AssDisaster [20/448] has challenged Xiwei [272/283] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:03:08 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/04/16 02:57:17] Moosicle [309/577] has challenged AssDisaster [48/448] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:00:46 is removed from Moosicle's clock.
[09/04/16 04:08:42] AssDisaster ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:43:45 from level 47.
[09/04/16 05:58:58] AssDisaster, Hypomaniac and Gorgon [344/1551] have team battled webvictim, Zweiry and Xiwei [39/1213] at [982,333] and won! 6 days, 14:50:36 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/16 06:57:18] AssDisaster [31/448] has challenged Zweiry [335/341] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:24:29 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/04/16 07:57:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 8 days, 18:07:19 toward level 47.
[09/04/16 18:57:17] AssDisaster [301/448] has challenged Reeves [5/248] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:32:23 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/04/16 22:57:17] PlotCitizen [150/516] has challenged AssDisaster [52/448] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:07:49 is removed from PlotCitizen's clock.
[09/05/16 04:21:59] Tjololo, SgtKeroro and Kappa [1352/1536] have team battled AssDisaster, ius and etaipo [1052/1086] at [277,692] and won! 0 days, 09:30:42 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/16 12:51:08] n0suchth1ng and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/16 13:07:47] dukwon, Kussie and ius [1079/1710] have team battled Tjololo, SgtKeroro and AssDisaster [950/1604] at [25,545] and won! 3 days, 07:58:20 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/16 23:57:18] AssDisaster [180/448] has challenged Tjololo [33/422] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:04:57 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/06/16 08:22:59] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:02:00 towards level 47.
[09/06/16 23:57:16] Skrede [521/620] has challenged AssDisaster [360/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:48:09 is removed from Skrede's clock.
[09/07/16 00:22:55] Moosicle, SgtKeroro and gollum [1000/1552] have team battled Kussie, mattinx and AssDisaster [1459/1800] at [40,295] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:14 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/16 08:28:53] AssDisaster and SgtKeroro have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/16 12:06:39] Salvorite, AssDisaster and Tipptourette [697/1133] have team battled dukwon, Gorgon and EmberSpirit [302/1881] at [731,444] and won! 0 days, 09:11:42 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/16 12:27:41] Gorgon, Tipptourette and dukwon [1163/1803] have team battled AssDisaster, Salvorite and EmberSpirit [452/1211] at [843,212] and won! 1 day, 04:35:30 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/16 11:05:45] avcables, mattinx and Bulwark [1177/1784] have team battled dukwon, AssDisaster and Mag [1411/1417] at [992,352] and lost! 1 day, 00:43:12 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/16 06:57:16] AssDisaster [57/448] has challenged NeilHanlon [419/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:15:59 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/09/16 11:09:52] BunzLee, avcables and AssDisaster [878/1680] have team battled Hitler, Kappa and Mag [344/1266] at [707,289] and won! 0 days, 12:12:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/16 05:33:56] bucketm0use, robflop and Yutyu [310/1561] have team battled SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and Kappa [997/1488] at [363,1002] and lost! 0 days, 16:49:22 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/16 21:55:37] AssDisaster, Salvorite and Doctor_Colossus [746/1641] have team battled Skrede, Interdesting and Gawble [820/1607] at [223,638] and lost! 0 days, 03:34:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/16 02:31:18] AssDisaster and Xiwei have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/16 15:57:17] Tjololo [312/422] has challenged AssDisaster [7/448] in combat and won! 17 days, 23:45:30 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[09/11/16 16:13:49] onefunkynote, webvictim and MPenguin [649/1457] have team battled AssDisaster, Kappa and TheMadHatter [1218/1698] at [773,960] and lost! 2 days, 22:32:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/16 18:12:38] AssDisaster [68/448] has challenged JoeK [368/600] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:26:03 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/11/16 21:11:51] TheMadHatter, Vengeance and Kappa [1343/1889] have team battled AssDisaster, dukwon and onefunkynote [1237/1534] at [756,823] and won! 0 days, 03:15:25 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/16 08:33:07] Mag, Demeisen and AssDisaster [1120/1140] have team battled Hypomaniac, Interdesting and pikachuyann [253/1147] at [647,230] and won! 0 days, 10:52:30 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/16 01:57:16] AssDisaster [348/448] has challenged gollum [194/307] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:55:25 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/13/16 04:57:18] AssDisaster [174/448] has challenged Kussie [476/769] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:14:19 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/13/16 12:57:17] Moosicle [371/593] has challenged AssDisaster [372/448] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:36:05 is added to Moosicle's clock.
[09/14/16 14:55:15] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:20:07 towards level 48.
[09/15/16 14:57:18] AssDisaster [221/448] has challenged weylin [677/689] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:31:22 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/16/16 04:41:54] AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and avcables [775/2108] have team battled Mag, pikachuyann and Skrede [1214/1438] at [265,487] and lost! 3 days, 07:39:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/16 04:57:45] Doctor_Colossus [398/915] has come upon AssDisaster [178/448] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:33:00 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[09/19/16 18:57:19] AssDisaster [25/448] has challenged bucketm0use [424/805] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:36:49 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/21/16 03:57:18] Vengeance [62/639] has challenged AssDisaster [278/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:25:55 is added to Vengeance's clock.
[09/21/16 16:31:09] SgtKeroro, avcables and Kussie [1345/2279] have team battled pikachuyann, AssDisaster and Mag [499/1343] at [750,729] and won! 1 day, 09:37:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/16 18:40:56] Zweiry, Kussie and Tipptourette [816/1551] have team battled pikachuyann, AssDisaster and Mag [1287/1347] at [1021,632] and lost! 0 days, 06:29:43 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/16 16:57:17] AssDisaster [84/448] has challenged Gawble [67/576] in combat and won! 15 days, 08:40:56 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/22/16 19:12:37] SgtKeroro [441/739] has come upon AssDisaster [41/448] and taken them in combat! 23 days, 06:29:30 is removed from SgtKeroro's clock.
[09/22/16 20:58:22] gollum, Mag and Moosicle [1000/1286] have team battled mattinx, SgtKeroro and AssDisaster [1062/1772] at [639,704] and lost! 0 days, 17:13:30 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/16 03:22:25] ius, Nibbles and Gawble [769/1624] have team battled Xiwei, AssDisaster and Bulwark [1038/1249] at [409,687] and lost! 3 days, 19:41:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/16 01:54:42] Bulwark, Tjololo and RichardG867 [948/1389] have team battled Zuul, ius and AssDisaster [556/1283] at [400,603] and won! 0 days, 01:46:18 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/16 14:57:18] AssDisaster [170/448] has challenged Vengeance [484/639] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:55:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/25/16 07:25:13] Vengeance, gollum and AssDisaster [795/1397] have team battled Tjololo, MPenguin and Skrede [716/1482] at [11,307] and won! 0 days, 02:39:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/16 20:08:05] weylin, AssDisaster and Lothar [422/1635] have team battled TheMadHatter, SgtKeroro and himiko [829/2063] at [538,539] and lost! 6 days, 05:40:49 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/16 00:46:25] AssDisaster, weylin and Lothar [1271/1635] have team battled Kussie, Demeisen and Gorgon [1348/1908] at [271,440] and lost! 7 days, 10:41:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/16 00:54:23] weylin, Lothar and Kussie [98/1976] have team battled Demeisen, Gorgon and AssDisaster [1547/1567] at [267,457] and lost! 0 days, 14:18:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/16 12:57:16] AssDisaster [152/448] has challenged Salvorite [97/306] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:04:57 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/26/16 17:57:17] AssDisaster [26/448] has challenged bucketm0use [620/805] in combat and lost! 9 days, 07:29:07 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/27/16 04:38:04] Tjololo, Salvorite and Hitler [100/1263] have team battled AssDisaster, weylin and Kussie [1202/1926] at [18,160] and lost! 1 day, 06:47:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/16 02:33:13] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 04:23:05 towards level 48.
[09/28/16 07:57:16] AssDisaster [282/448] has challenged pikachuyann [189/439] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:00:22 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/28/16 10:47:48] Kussie, JoeK and AssDisaster [106/1837] have team battled pikachuyann, SelfishShellfish and Xiwei [803/1439] at [766,363] and lost! 0 days, 02:46:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/16 21:12:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 32 days, 09:05:11 toward level 48.
[09/29/16 00:34:31] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:14:59 towards level 48.
[09/29/16 02:19:39] Hitler, PlotCitizen and AssDisaster [1021/1470] have team battled gollum, TheMadHatter and Interdesting [580/1630] at [490,144] and won! 2 days, 19:27:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/16 05:57:17] onefunkynote [368/494] has challenged AssDisaster [305/448] in combat and won! 107 days, 09:32:21 is removed from onefunkynote's clock.
[09/29/16 18:57:17] AssDisaster [274/448] has challenged Lothar [264/493] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:30:55 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/29/16 20:57:18] AssDisaster [181/448] has challenged PlotCitizen [215/530] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:36:40 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/30/16 01:23:39] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:19:41 towards level 48.
[09/30/16 01:59:44] AssDisaster and Tjololo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/16 03:08:25] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:50:29 towards level 48.
[09/30/16 08:57:18] AssDisaster [244/448] has challenged n0suchth1ng [56/431] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:30:27 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/30/16 19:43:12] AssDisaster, onefunkynote and Nibbles [178/1642] have team battled Demeisen, NeilHanlon and BunzLee [1272/1337] at [886,574] and lost! 6 days, 00:25:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/16 16:52:01] Mag, AssDisaster and bucketm0use [440/1717] have team battled Demeisen, Angry_Bartender and mattinx [915/1338] at [839,878] and lost! 7 days, 01:04:48 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/16 18:57:16] AssDisaster [146/448] has challenged MPenguin [262/394] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:52:02 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/01/16 19:57:17] webvictim [474/583] has challenged AssDisaster [26/448] in combat and won! 16 days, 20:29:37 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[10/02/16 00:26:43] onefunkynote, AssDisaster and Demeisen [1179/1260] have team battled bucketm0use, Kappa and Vengeance [81/1809] at [789,686] and won! 3 days, 23:50:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/16 01:50:46] AssDisaster and Hypomaniac have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/16 02:47:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 25 days, 01:13:12 toward level 48.
[10/02/16 23:57:18] Hitler [261/499] has challenged AssDisaster [283/448] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:59:24 is added to Hitler's clock.
[10/03/16 06:05:28] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:28:05 towards level 48.
[10/03/16 13:57:16] Lothar [169/493] has challenged AssDisaster [354/448] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:09:25 is added to Lothar's clock.
[10/03/16 19:57:16] JoeK [50/600] has challenged AssDisaster [22/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:33:56 is removed from JoeK's clock.
[10/04/16 07:10:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1 day, 12:41:18 toward level 48.
[10/04/16 08:55:19] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:33:13 towards level 48.
[10/04/16 15:17:30] AssDisaster was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:29:54 from level 48.
[10/04/16 20:57:17] AssDisaster [67/448] has challenged Xiwei [23/334] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:02:34 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/04/16 21:41:31] Bulwark, Lothar and avcables [133/1752] have team battled AssDisaster, Skrede and Doctor_Colossus [1268/1924] at [1021,308] and lost! 6 days, 07:10:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/16 06:57:17] AssDisaster [366/448] has challenged Lothar [22/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:42:17 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/05/16 18:29:17] Skrede, AssDisaster and Tjololo [885/1473] have team battled Gawble, himiko and pikachuyann [1385/1474] at [583,863] and lost! 1 day, 04:03:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/16 21:57:16] AssDisaster [130/448] has challenged Gorgon [629/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:32:33 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/06/16 04:57:16] AssDisaster [196/448] has challenged Tipptourette [44/413] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:14:57 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/06/16 07:57:17] AssDisaster [345/448] has challenged avcables [332/754] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:09:58 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/06/16 15:57:17] TheMadHatter [182/870] has challenged AssDisaster [280/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:19:27 is added to TheMadHatter's clock.
[10/06/16 22:57:18] SelfishShellfish [112/641] has challenged AssDisaster [319/448] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:46:15 is added to SelfishShellfish's clock.
[10/06/16 22:59:30] AssDisaster and Hitler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/16 08:22:22] Vengeance, AssDisaster and Xiwei [909/1421] have team battled Spa, gollum and avcables [958/1446] at [458,827] and lost! 0 days, 16:40:58 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/16 11:57:18] AssDisaster [92/448] has challenged Moosicle [403/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:19 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/08/16 00:30:45] BunzLee, Gorgon and AssDisaster [1540/1733] have team battled Hitler, Interdesting and SgtKeroro [485/1463] at [609,188] and won! 0 days, 23:08:40 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/16 05:51:07] AssDisaster and Mag have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/16 10:49:52] BunzLee, AssDisaster and SgtKeroro [554/1484] have team battled Hitler, Interdesting and mattinx [1127/1459] at [747,264] and lost! 0 days, 16:25:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/16 12:47:38] mattinx, Interdesting and EmberSpirit [489/1457] have team battled Salvorite, AssDisaster and SgtKeroro [789/1299] at [964,168] and lost! 0 days, 10:00:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/16 13:43:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 23:55:01 toward level 48.
[10/08/16 15:51:03] SgtKeroro [435/545] has come upon AssDisaster [50/448] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:26:50 is removed from SgtKeroro's clock.
[10/08/16 15:51:03] SgtKeroro has dealt AssDisaster a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:15:58 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/08/16 16:04:14] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:37 towards level 48.
[10/09/16 07:57:17] AssDisaster [190/448] has challenged ius [139/348] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:17:51 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/09/16 11:09:31] Skrede, mattinx and himiko [653/1560] have team battled Interdesting, AssDisaster and weylin [699/1571] at [768,52] and lost! 0 days, 09:15:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/16 18:57:17] himiko [148/459] has challenged AssDisaster [180/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:20:45 is added to himiko's clock.
[10/09/16 23:57:16] Vengeance [357/660] has challenged AssDisaster [70/448] in combat and won! 18 days, 23:41:55 is removed from Vengeance's clock.
[10/10/16 04:33:43] Skrede, AssDisaster and webvictim [529/1581] have team battled Moosicle, Mag and Kussie [927/1773] at [694,1010] and lost! 0 days, 05:24:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/16 17:57:17] SgtKeroro [52/545] has challenged AssDisaster [429/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:34:07 is added to SgtKeroro's clock.
[10/10/16 22:37:44] Gorgon, TheMadHatter, AssDisaster, and BunzLee have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/11/16 04:57:16] AssDisaster [349/448] has challenged himiko [112/459] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:29:37 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/11/16 06:51:50] Skrede, AssDisaster and Zweiry [1278/1357] have team battled PlotCitizen, Vengeance and himiko [185/1649] at [810,739] and won! 0 days, 00:25:02 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/16 08:19:26] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:24 towards level 48.
[10/11/16 11:02:59] Skrede, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [1003/1914] have team battled Spa, Mag and avcables [336/1546] at [573,776] and won! 0 days, 00:18:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/16 12:18:16] AssDisaster [38/463] has challenged BunzLee [16/491] in combat and won! 14 days, 00:10:43 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/11/16 14:04:59] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 06:21:11 towards level 49.
[10/11/16 23:44:44] AssDisaster got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:31:34 from level 49.
[10/12/16 01:57:16] SelfishShellfish [184/639] has challenged AssDisaster [293/463] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:45:47 is added to SelfishShellfish's clock.
[10/12/16 06:57:17] AssDisaster [386/463] has challenged pikachuyann [280/439] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:29:00 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/12/16 07:01:54] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:09:23 towards level 49.
[10/12/16 07:35:20] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:09:21 towards level 49.
[10/12/16 08:43:44] AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and bucketm0use [1455/1935] have team battled Spa, Skrede and avcables [494/1644] at [682,766] and won! 3 days, 20:43:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/16 10:57:18] Gawble [216/580] has challenged AssDisaster [56/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:14:13 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[10/12/16 20:49:05] AssDisaster, bucketm0use and ius [805/1644] have team battled webvictim, Tjololo and Vengeance [1096/1729] at [888,422] and lost! 3 days, 17:26:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/16 00:17:47] AssDisaster was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 03:32:01 from level 49.
[10/13/16 02:57:16] AssDisaster [354/463] has challenged Gorgon [84/798] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:09:32 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/13/16 07:39:55] MPenguin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/16 03:57:18] AssDisaster [273/463] has challenged Tipptourette [51/420] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:15:10 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/14/16 08:00:59] AssDisaster and SgtKeroro have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/16 08:05:51] AssDisaster, PlotCitizen, ius, and Interdesting have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/14/16 20:47:45] AssDisaster was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:04:51 from level 49.
[10/14/16 20:55:31] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:41:52 towards level 49.
[10/15/16 03:57:17] Moosicle [496/522] has challenged AssDisaster [430/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:18:22 is removed from Moosicle's clock.
[10/15/16 04:13:34] TheMadHatter [790/881] has challenged AssDisaster [73/463] in combat and won! 167 days, 23:10:27 is removed from TheMadHatter's clock.
[10/15/16 09:57:16] weylin [58/704] has challenged AssDisaster [457/463] in combat and lost! 13 days, 14:00:23 is added to weylin's clock.
[10/15/16 18:57:17] AssDisaster [77/463] has challenged Nibbles [357/702] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:52:34 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/15/16 22:57:18] mattinx [248/490] has challenged AssDisaster [29/463] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:40:46 is removed from mattinx's clock.
[10/16/16 12:57:16] bucketm0use [208/833] has challenged AssDisaster [155/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:36:09 is removed from bucketm0use's clock.
[10/16/16 20:57:17] AssDisaster [149/463] has challenged Skrede [12/560] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:54:45 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/17/16 13:05:18] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:03:08 towards level 49.
[10/17/16 21:57:19] onefunkynote [331/494] has challenged AssDisaster [1/463] in combat and won! 96 days, 20:16:41 is removed from onefunkynote's clock.
[10/18/16 04:20:46] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:52:56 towards level 49.
[10/18/16 14:52:23] AssDisaster reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! AssDisaster's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/18/16 21:42:30] RichardG867, TheMadHatter and Diamond [559/1534] have team battled webvictim, AssDisaster and Kappa [1099/1402] at [258,571] and lost! 0 days, 02:28:43 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/16 08:57:16] AssDisaster [42/464] has challenged Bulwark [434/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:03:10 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/19/16 17:57:18] mattinx [136/497] has challenged AssDisaster [293/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:58:28 is added to mattinx's clock.
[10/19/16 20:57:16] avcables [214/759] has challenged AssDisaster [402/464] in combat and lost! 19 days, 02:58:47 is added to avcables's clock.
[10/19/16 23:14:44] Spa, AssDisaster and mattinx [473/1345] have team battled webvictim, Skrede and Nibbles [1643/1840] at [31,584] and lost! 1 day, 02:22:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/16 02:57:16] RichardG867 [193/471] has challenged AssDisaster [322/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:34:12 is added to RichardG867's clock.
[10/20/16 08:57:16] SelfishShellfish [123/639] has challenged AssDisaster [448/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:38:16 is added to SelfishShellfish's clock.
[10/20/16 18:37:27] Xiwei, Gawble and Tzic [1189/1425] have team battled Nibbles, Kappa and AssDisaster [1498/1533] at [62,418] and lost! 6 days, 15:24:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/16 20:57:17] AssDisaster [138/464] has challenged Diamond [200/213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:02:08 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/20/16 22:54:22] Nibbles [614/704] has come upon AssDisaster [234/464] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:44:11 is removed from Nibbles's clock.
[10/21/16 03:57:18] LittleBro [99/612] has challenged AssDisaster [387/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:04:50 is added to LittleBro's clock.
[10/21/16 18:19:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 7 days, 10:36:25 toward level 49.
[10/22/16 00:57:18] dukwon [414/595] has challenged AssDisaster [110/464] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:24:24 is removed from dukwon's clock.
[10/22/16 07:57:18] SgtKeroro [455/529] has challenged AssDisaster [229/464] in combat and won! 195 days, 12:20:00 is removed from SgtKeroro's clock.
[10/23/16 12:41:11] Meistarin, Moosicle and Kussie [213/1970] have team battled SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and Gawble [555/1713] at [562,27] and lost! 10 days, 02:08:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/16 09:22:59] Tzic, AssDisaster, webvictim, and SgtKeroro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/16 01:57:17] weylin [613/704] has challenged AssDisaster [233/464] in combat and won! 13 days, 09:21:58 is removed from weylin's clock.
[10/25/16 02:05:21] AssDisaster, TheMadHatter and Nibbles [753/2050] have team battled gollum, RichardG867 and Spa [1187/1221] at [93,244] and lost! 0 days, 11:49:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/16 10:06:41] gollum, AssDisaster and PlotCitizen [348/1360] have team battled webvictim, SgtKeroro and RichardG867 [929/1573] at [173,298] and lost! 0 days, 12:35:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/16 07:34:19] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:31 towards level 49.
[10/26/16 08:57:17] bucketm0use [118/970] has challenged AssDisaster [153/464] in combat and lost! 15 days, 19:48:42 is added to bucketm0use's clock.
[10/26/16 14:07:22] Moosicle, AssDisaster and Demeisen [1357/1443] have team battled Spa, pikachuyann and SgtKeroro [929/1352] at [148,259] and won! 0 days, 08:12:42 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/16 23:57:16] AssDisaster [336/464] has challenged Demeisen [213/341] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:18:05 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/27/16 00:54:13] AssDisaster was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:29:46 from level 49.
[10/27/16 05:57:16] Skrede [514/563] has challenged AssDisaster [409/464] in combat and won! 84 days, 17:36:21 is removed from Skrede's clock.
[10/27/16 11:12:35] AssDisaster, Kappa and Mag [857/1296] have team battled gollum, bucketm0use and MPenguin [1169/1771] at [139,643] and lost! 0 days, 03:13:32 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/16 14:13:20] AssDisaster was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:28:14 from level 49.
[10/27/16 16:49:00] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:39 towards level 49.
[10/27/16 20:38:44] AssDisaster and etaipo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/16 00:52:46] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:35 towards level 49.
[10/28/16 04:07:28] AssDisaster, Hitler, avcables, and onefunkynote have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/28/16 05:25:12] AssDisaster [334/478] has challenged etaipo [16/292] in combat and won! 11 days, 11:39:59 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/28/16 05:57:17] AssDisaster [298/478] has challenged etaipo [38/292] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:34:13 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/28/16 10:57:17] AssDisaster [467/478] has challenged robflop [115/509] in combat and won! 12 days, 03:06:22 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/28/16 10:57:17] AssDisaster has dealt robflop a Critical Strike! 9 days, 19:58:01 is added to robflop's clock.
[10/28/16 16:14:09] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:52:49 towards level 50.
[10/29/16 02:57:17] BunzLee [10/491] has challenged AssDisaster [464/478] in combat and lost! 33 days, 22:36:20 is added to BunzLee's clock.
[10/29/16 19:57:18] AssDisaster [106/478] has challenged Moosicle [145/642] in combat and lost! 9 days, 03:47:12 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/29/16 23:59:33] SelfishShellfish, pikachuyann and TheMadHatter [262/1937] have team battled Kappa, himiko and AssDisaster [852/1322] at [222,594] and lost! 0 days, 18:54:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/16 02:33:24] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 22:58:24 towards level 50.
[10/31/16 15:00:06] AssDisaster was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 22:11:09 from level 50.
[11/01/16 06:47:24] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 16:02:29 towards level 50.
[11/01/16 08:17:17] Kappa, Kussie and Angry_Bartender [405/1605] have team battled AssDisaster, PlotCitizen and Zion [926/1305] at [69,596] and lost! 10 days, 13:25:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/16 12:57:18] AssDisaster [157/478] has challenged EmberSpirit [435/539] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:48:08 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/01/16 16:23:51] AssDisaster misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 09:02:07 from level 50.
[11/02/16 06:49:20] AssDisaster, Murdoc and SelfishShellfish [461/1393] have team battled Nibbles, himiko and RichardG867 [37/1748] at [404,406] and won! 0 days, 18:04:21 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/16 14:59:45] AssDisaster and etaipo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/16 16:52:44] mew, EmberSpirit and Lothar [1003/1221] have team battled AssDisaster, Xiwei and ius [844/1154] at [478,32] and won! 0 days, 00:45:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/16 16:57:18] AssDisaster [356/478] has challenged Spa [302/384] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:29:11 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/02/16 16:57:18] AssDisaster has dealt Spa a Critical Strike! 5 days, 14:32:25 is added to Spa's clock.
[11/04/16 07:12:41] Sirius, onefunkynote and SgtKeroro [1028/1303] have team battled RichardG867, AssDisaster and BunzLee [978/1440] at [365,700] and won! 0 days, 02:32:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/16 03:57:17] AssDisaster [260/478] has challenged Vengeance [182/718] in combat and won! 13 days, 15:57:25 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/06/16 13:57:16] AssDisaster [213/478] has challenged BunzLee [363/491] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:38:22 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/06/16 18:22:02] Salvorite [145/299] has challenged AssDisaster [404/478] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:02:30 is added to Salvorite's clock.
[11/06/16 21:45:11] n0suchth1ng, SgtKeroro and ScarletAngel [491/1142] have team battled Kussie, gonzo and AssDisaster [1014/1447] at [505,928] and lost! 0 days, 02:10:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/16 00:57:17] SelfishShellfish [95/634] has challenged AssDisaster [362/478] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:47:29 is added to SelfishShellfish's clock.
[11/08/16 05:56:57] ius, Tipptourette and electrostat [730/1399] have team battled Bulwark, AssDisaster and Hypomaniac [1187/1292] at [571,40] and lost! 0 days, 01:03:09 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/16 09:27:16] gollum, Demeisen and pikachuyann [142/1151] have team battled MPenguin, SgtKeroro and AssDisaster [154/1444] at [882,895] and lost! 0 days, 09:16:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/16 11:57:17] AssDisaster [348/478] has challenged Tjololo [89/474] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:36:26 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/08/16 16:29:32] AssDisaster, Gawble and gollum [1272/1464] have team battled Nibbles, Demeisen and Tjololo [704/1606] at [854,851] and won! 0 days, 09:43:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/16 16:35:18] Demeisen, Gawble and AssDisaster [1081/1432] have team battled gollum, Nibbles and BunzLee [1433/1655] at [703,932] and lost! 7 days, 02:51:48 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/16 01:53:33] onefunkynote, gonzo and bucketm0use [1411/1673] have team battled AssDisaster, robflop and Lothar [562/1498] at [719,504] and won! 0 days, 01:14:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/16 10:40:23] bucketm0use, Interdesting and gonzo [1540/1573] have team battled NeilHanlon, Murdoc and AssDisaster [1114/1319] at [827,242] and won! 0 days, 10:58:50 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/16 18:57:18] AssDisaster [431/478] has challenged ius [50/434] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:44:28 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/12/16 10:34:19] AssDisaster was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:02:35 from level 50.
[11/12/16 16:20:17] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:19:59 towards level 50.
[11/12/16 21:51:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 25 days, 15:11:45 from level 50.
[11/13/16 03:36:03] AssDisaster, ScarletAngel and Salvorite [90/1007] have team battled Nibbles, EmberSpirit and Tzic [320/1708] at [996,933] and lost! 0 days, 04:47:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/16 07:48:58] webvictim, Salvorite and ScarletAngel [746/1101] have team battled Bulwark, dukwon and AssDisaster [441/1591] at [1003,771] and won! 0 days, 04:54:16 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/16 16:06:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 18 days, 09:27:55 toward level 50.
[11/13/16 22:57:17] dukwon [19/602] has challenged AssDisaster [356/478] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:46:57 is added to dukwon's clock.
[11/14/16 08:57:17] AssDisaster [223/478] has challenged avcables [105/777] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:59:11 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/14/16 11:57:17] Doctor_Colossus [467/918] has challenged AssDisaster [278/478] in combat and won! 50 days, 05:35:33 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[11/14/16 13:50:15] DIO [183/198] has challenged AssDisaster [392/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:38 is added to DIO's clock.
[11/14/16 16:07:23] AssDisaster, Taylor_Swift_Has and gollum [141/1023] have team battled himiko, Spa and bucketm0use [1440/1833] at [278,691] and lost! 0 days, 00:31:58 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/16 08:28:44] Salvorite, Gorgon and webvictim [1543/1696] have team battled AssDisaster, dukwon and Tjololo [134/1563] at [807,516] and won! 7 days, 04:20:08 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/16 16:12:12] AssDisaster, JoeK and Tipptourette [1536/1548] have team battled Kussie, <Copernicus> and BunzLee [796/1562] at [777,193] and won! 1 day, 02:37:37 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/16 16:57:16] AssDisaster [87/478] has challenged Kussie [269/793] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:28:26 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/16/16 19:03:09] ScarletAngel [145/243] has challenged AssDisaster [132/478] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:57:29 is removed from ScarletAngel's clock.
[11/16/16 20:57:18] AssDisaster [158/478] has challenged NeilHanlon [248/528] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:17:26 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/16/16 23:57:16] onefunkynote [310/514] has challenged AssDisaster [162/478] in combat and won! 13 days, 23:54:31 is removed from onefunkynote's clock.
[11/18/16 02:40:52] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:23:10 towards level 50.
[11/18/16 14:02:34] WorryAboutStuff [36/174] has challenged AssDisaster [133/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:43:58 is added to WorryAboutStuff's clock.
[11/18/16 17:57:18] AssDisaster [231/478] has challenged random-nick [114/258] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:33:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/19/16 04:57:17] AssDisaster [403/478] has challenged weylin [366/737] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:02:11 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/19/16 06:09:25] dukwon, Skrede and ScarletAngel [808/1433] have team battled pikachuyann, weylin and AssDisaster [646/1666] at [623,624] and won! 0 days, 20:57:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/16 15:57:18] AssDisaster [178/478] has challenged BunzLee [231/494] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:45:43 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/20/16 03:57:17] JoeK [124/627] has challenged AssDisaster [47/478] in combat and won! 24 days, 20:09:57 is removed from JoeK's clock.
[11/20/16 14:32:16] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:40:41 towards level 50.
[11/20/16 19:57:17] Kussie [90/793] has challenged AssDisaster [255/478] in combat and lost! 16 days, 21:39:54 is added to Kussie's clock.
[11/21/16 00:02:52] Spa stole AssDisaster's level 51 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Spa leaves his old level 36 set of leggings behind, which AssDisaster then takes.
[11/21/16 03:46:06] WorryAboutStuff [200/223] has challenged AssDisaster [353/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:39 is added to WorryAboutStuff's clock.
[11/21/16 03:57:18] AssDisaster [133/462] has challenged dukwon [460/616] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:56:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/21/16 05:57:08] AssDisaster, bucketm0use, JoeK, and electrostat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/21/16 11:57:17] Meistarin [269/536] has challenged AssDisaster [423/462] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:39:57 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[11/21/16 20:30:40] AssDisaster ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:57:09 from level 50.
[11/22/16 02:57:16] Mag [61/481] has challenged AssDisaster [372/462] in combat and lost! 28 days, 23:45:01 is added to Mag's clock.
[11/22/16 12:36:09] Thor, Tjololo and WorryAboutStuff [718/1305] have team battled Skrede, AssDisaster and Murdoc [331/1377] at [402,273] and won! 0 days, 04:28:57 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/16 12:52:18] avcables, WorryAboutStuff and Skrede [594/1574] have team battled AssDisaster, Tjololo and Interdesting [1346/1350] at [510,414] and lost! 0 days, 03:31:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/16 20:57:17] electrostat [85/551] has challenged AssDisaster [220/462] in combat and lost! 14 days, 17:15:58 is added to electrostat's clock.
[11/22/16 23:42:16] LittleBro, AssDisaster and Skrede [304/1613] have team battled Tjololo, WorryAboutStuff and Interdesting [531/1127] at [502,255] and lost! 0 days, 17:54:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/16 10:57:17] Vengeance [205/718] has challenged AssDisaster [232/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:43:10 is added to Vengeance's clock.
[11/23/16 16:39:59] SgtKeroro, Angry_Bartender and AssDisaster [811/1421] have team battled Diamond, WorryAboutStuff and Skrede [73/1146] at [477,358] and won! 0 days, 14:45:45 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/16 18:43:36] AssDisaster, BunzLee and Murdoc [390/1313] have team battled Skrede, Angry_Bartender and weylin [1322/1745] at [612,403] and lost! 1 day, 10:02:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/16 14:57:17] AssDisaster [276/462] has challenged Demeisen [242/334] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:03:28 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/25/16 01:43:19] himiko, AssDisaster, Tipptourette, and Xiwei have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/25/16 21:48:35] AssDisaster walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:14:52 from level 50.
[11/26/16 18:44:25] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:08:07 towards level 50.
[11/26/16 20:47:34] MPenguin, SodomyClown and Beard [405/906] have team battled Jokulhaups, himiko and AssDisaster [1147/1189] at [457,519] and lost! 0 days, 06:11:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/16 21:57:16] Moosicle [345/648] has challenged AssDisaster [165/462] in combat and won! 61 days, 10:03:22 is removed from Moosicle's clock.
[11/27/16 04:57:12] AssDisaster got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:53:12 from level 50.
[11/27/16 05:35:15] Tjololo, vicious and Spa [204/1131] have team battled Bulwark, Nibbles and AssDisaster [1690/1771] at [49,688] and lost! 1 day, 13:27:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/16 14:25:25] gonzo, himiko and osannatas [191/1011] have team battled AssDisaster, MPenguin and ScarletAngel [734/1180] at [482,848] and lost! 0 days, 19:56:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/16 01:57:18] AssDisaster [59/462] has challenged Kappa [339/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:42:11 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/28/16 09:57:18] Vengeance [402/706] has challenged AssDisaster [121/462] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:52:14 is removed from Vengeance's clock.
[11/28/16 17:57:17] Tjololo [33/446] has challenged AssDisaster [47/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:46:18 is added to Tjololo's clock.
[11/28/16 18:46:34] AssDisaster, EmberSpirit and vicious [1060/1267] have team battled Bulwark, JoeK and onefunkynote [1551/1643] at [184,524] and lost! 1 day, 01:54:40 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/16 19:07:55] SodomyClown, LittleBro and Gorgon [264/1786] have team battled EmberSpirit, onefunkynote and AssDisaster [543/1501] at [84,790] and lost! 0 days, 07:02:07 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/16 23:57:16] AssDisaster [322/462] has challenged LittleBro [423/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:04:34 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/29/16 00:05:42] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:18:21 towards level 50.
[11/29/16 01:57:18] JoeK [505/618] has challenged AssDisaster [34/462] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:23:31 is removed from JoeK's clock.
[11/29/16 02:19:08] Angry_Bartender, EmberSpirit and random-nick [925/1250] have team battled AssDisaster, weylin and Xiwei [581/1553] at [152,593] and won! 0 days, 09:03:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/16 11:57:17] Tjololo [96/446] has challenged AssDisaster [249/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:50 is added to Tjololo's clock.
[11/29/16 17:21:42] vicious, AssDisaster and SodomyClown [698/1008] have team battled bucketm0use, ScarletAngel and Gorgon [1764/2165] at [9,657] and lost! 0 days, 03:59:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/16 04:57:16] bucketm0use [566/988] has challenged AssDisaster [372/462] in combat and won! 210 days, 03:27:36 is removed from bucketm0use's clock.
[11/30/16 05:57:25] Tjololo, MPenguin and AssDisaster [385/1352] have team battled SodomyClown, weylin and vicious [90/1290] at [1007,297] and won! 0 days, 14:44:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/16 19:57:18] AssDisaster [67/462] has challenged vicious [263/280] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:14:54 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/01/16 03:48:11] AssDisaster, SgtKeroro and RichardG867 [404/1418] have team battled Mag, osannatas and Hitler [311/1289] at [184,340] and won! 1 day, 11:52:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/16 07:43:23] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:22:30 towards level 50.
[12/01/16 13:16:14] AssDisaster, Hitler, SgtKeroro, and ius have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/01/16 17:57:18] AssDisaster [365/462] has challenged SodomyClown [73/287] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:09:53 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/02/16 03:14:39] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:11 towards level 50.
[12/02/16 06:26:09] AssDisaster, webvictim and Jokulhaups [600/1321] have team battled n0suchth1ng, avcables and Spa [1392/1625] at [540,592] and lost! 0 days, 08:30:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/16 22:18:04] AssDisaster, n0suchth1ng and Jokulhaups [39/1164] have team battled weylin, Angry_Bartender and Spa [997/1598] at [527,511] and lost! 0 days, 07:45:45 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/16 11:01:04] AssDisaster, himiko and n0suchth1ng [393/1365] have team battled Meistarin, BunzLee and Gorgon [361/1947] at [647,399] and won! 0 days, 01:29:52 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/16 22:57:16] AssDisaster [119/462] has challenged Hypomaniac [279/303] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:55 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/04/16 11:42:10] Doctor_Colossus, TheMadHatter and Gawble [526/2458] have team battled bucketm0use, AssDisaster and ius [1136/2014] at [804,165] and lost! 1 day, 04:51:49 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/16 13:27:21] AssDisaster [89/462] has challenged <Copernicus> [101/360] in combat and lost! 12 days, 08:41:09 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/04/16 13:57:16] AssDisaster [267/462] has challenged Xiwei [329/347] in combat and lost! 13 days, 05:25:09 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/04/16 15:57:18] AssDisaster [190/462] has challenged Jokulhaups [52/305] in combat and won! 16 days, 03:59:54 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/04/16 16:12:18] AssDisaster, Gawble and Doctor_Colossus [1159/2000] have team battled Demeisen, TheMadHatter and Hitler [861/1768] at [763,53] and won! 1 day, 03:12:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/16 10:57:16] LittleBro [598/615] has challenged AssDisaster [310/462] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:06:02 is removed from LittleBro's clock.
[12/05/16 16:57:16] AssDisaster [154/462] has challenged RichardG867 [200/469] in combat and lost! 12 days, 20:41:02 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/06/16 00:57:18] Mag [58/473] has challenged AssDisaster [20/462] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:18:45 is removed from Mag's clock.
[12/06/16 03:11:16] Doctor_Colossus, Gorgon and Angry_Bartender [1227/2283] have team battled AssDisaster, gonzo and Skrede [357/1297] at [721,226] and won! 0 days, 18:19:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/16 16:13:13] weylin, Bulwark, AssDisaster, and Thor have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/08/16 19:18:04] LittleBro, webvictim and Xiwei [186/1549] have team battled weylin, AssDisaster and Bulwark [1622/1748] at [218,380] and lost! 0 days, 04:11:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/16 22:10:31] Jaded and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/16 11:03:26] dukwon [251/525] has come upon AssDisaster [107/462] and taken them in combat! 44 days, 19:04:43 is removed from dukwon's clock.
[12/09/16 14:32:12] Doctor_Colossus [632/918] has challenged AssDisaster [93/462] in combat and won! 90 days, 06:17:17 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[12/09/16 16:57:18] AssDisaster [378/462] has challenged bucketm0use [96/1001] in combat and won! 20 days, 23:36:04 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/09/16 20:07:44] AssDisaster and Vengeance have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/16 16:27:08] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:43:04 towards level 51.
[12/11/16 17:05:30] AssDisaster, Interdesting and Kussie [1654/1697] have team battled dukwon, Bulwark and Demeisen [970/1401] at [992,106] and won! 0 days, 02:57:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/16 22:49:38] AssDisaster [70/462] has come upon dukwon [179/525] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 16:09:03 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/12/16 07:57:16] Kussie [184/813] has challenged AssDisaster [395/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:16 is added to Kussie's clock.
[12/12/16 11:41:47] AssDisaster, Moosicle and Thor [1271/1769] have team battled Xiwei, <Copernicus> and onefunkynote [917/1210] at [181,191] and won! 6 days, 15:01:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/16 21:56:28] Beard, gonzo and BunzLee [917/984] have team battled Nibbles, AssDisaster and n0suchth1ng [1638/1768] at [255,734] and lost! 0 days, 02:28:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/16 03:45:47] weylin, SodomyClown and n0suchth1ng [1099/1529] have team battled AssDisaster, electrostat and bucketm0use [771/2014] at [339,508] and won! 0 days, 01:20:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/16 07:19:40] electrostat, AssDisaster and Interdesting [1004/1435] have team battled Zion, Beard and Tjololo [60/1006] at [62,515] and won! 1 day, 09:11:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/16 09:57:16] AssDisaster [424/462] has challenged Nibbles [61/798] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:35:31 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/13/16 17:55:11] Jaded and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/16 19:43:30] LittleBro, AssDisaster, Moosicle, and electrostat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/14/16 07:57:17] webvictim [201/587] has challenged AssDisaster [23/462] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:06:54 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[12/14/16 13:36:45] AssDisaster and webvictim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/17 15:57:03] Yami, random-nick and Altdelete [635/826] have team battled AssDisaster, vicious and semyon [401/1225] at [127,365] and won! 0 days, 11:38:09 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/17 10:57:16] AssDisaster [215/462] has challenged Gawble [234/630] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:54:08 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/26/17 11:57:17] AssDisaster [82/462] has challenged SuperTeece [140/288] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:59:51 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/26/17 21:56:35] JoeK [514/622] has challenged AssDisaster [25/462] in combat and won! 111 days, 00:32:03 is removed from JoeK's clock.
[03/27/17 10:57:16] AssDisaster [258/462] has challenged ius [24/665] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:28:52 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/27/17 18:01:24] laudanum, robflop and RdVortex [1057/1092] have team battled TheMadHatter, AssDisaster and Meistarin [1037/1896] at [578,384] and won! 0 days, 11:24:06 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/17 23:38:25] avcables, Hitler and AssDisaster [169/1787] have team battled laudanum, Thor and Gawble [1230/1745] at [682,424] and lost! 9 days, 00:42:07 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/17 03:13:03] AssDisaster and Lothar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/17 06:57:16] JoeK [295/622] has challenged AssDisaster [65/462] in combat and won! 97 days, 09:22:09 is removed from JoeK's clock.
[03/29/17 18:32:13] Tjololo, AssDisaster and Tipptourette [889/1474] have team battled ius, Nibbles and Skrede [2162/2311] at [203,508] and lost! 0 days, 20:57:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/17 19:09:52] weylin, AssDisaster, Tipptourette, and RichardG867 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/30/17 08:57:16] AssDisaster [448/462] has challenged Salvorite [215/304] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:23:21 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/31/17 10:28:40] Tipptourette [156/429] has come upon AssDisaster [38/462] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:05:35 is removed from Tipptourette's clock.
[03/31/17 11:57:16] Vengeance [479/657] has challenged AssDisaster [185/462] in combat and won! 80 days, 05:51:26 is removed from Vengeance's clock.
[03/31/17 11:57:16] In the fierce battle, AssDisaster dropped his level 28 charm! Vengeance picks it up, tossing his old level 17 charm to AssDisaster.
[03/31/17 23:57:16] AssDisaster [372/449] has challenged Gorgon [507/947] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:19:42 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/01/17 09:42:36] gonzo, AssDisaster and <Luce_Veritas> [190/1090] have team battled semyon, Yami and Moosicle [1250/1384] at [982,2] and lost! 0 days, 17:06:09 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/17 01:57:17] AssDisaster [39/449] has challenged <UEdwards> [128/288] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:33:08 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/02/17 02:57:17] SgtKeroro [57/685] has challenged AssDisaster [202/449] in combat and lost! 111 days, 01:09:18 is added to SgtKeroro's clock.
[04/02/17 06:57:16] AssDisaster [365/449] has challenged Hitler [385/493] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:37:50 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/02/17 19:57:16] AssDisaster [48/449] has challenged Xiwei [232/397] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:52:31 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/03/17 03:02:06] vicious, electrostat and AssDisaster [153/1324] have team battled Kussie, Yami and random-nick [125/1393] at [965,554] and won! 0 days, 22:08:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/17 05:11:05] Yami, Kussie and electrostat [1433/1623] have team battled Jessica, vicious and AssDisaster [956/1082] at [954,591] and won! 0 days, 12:02:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/17 08:01:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 16 days, 14:33:32 toward level 51.
[04/03/17 16:57:17] AssDisaster [154/449] has challenged RdVortex [119/326] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:33:06 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/03/17 16:57:17] AssDisaster has dealt RdVortex a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:48:40 is added to RdVortex's clock.
[04/04/17 06:57:18] AssDisaster [414/449] has challenged Nibbles [78/848] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:56:17 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/04/17 09:57:17] AssDisaster [436/449] has challenged Lothar [355/512] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:28:04 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/04/17 17:57:16] AssDisaster [180/449] has challenged Zion [134/398] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:00:30 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/04/17 17:57:16] In the fierce battle, Zion dropped his level 44 weapon! AssDisaster picks it up, tossing his old level 22 weapon to Zion.
[04/06/17 03:57:17] AssDisaster [160/474] has challenged Spa [174/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:34:48 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/06/17 06:57:16] AssDisaster [291/474] has challenged Spa [285/646] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:43:16 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/06/17 09:57:17] AssDisaster [103/474] has challenged Moosicle [643/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:59:09 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/07/17 06:14:16] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:17:58 towards level 51.
[04/09/17 07:57:18] Bulwark [284/584] has challenged AssDisaster [458/474] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:57:06 is added to Bulwark's clock.
[04/09/17 15:57:17] AssDisaster [439/474] has challenged wumpwump [152/181] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:48:20 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/09/17 18:57:18] AssDisaster [387/474] has challenged Gawble [516/648] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:22:13 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/10/17 02:38:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 2 days, 09:01:41 toward level 51.
[04/10/17 05:57:16] AssDisaster [388/474] has challenged Hans [44/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:07:21 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/10/17 17:36:06] Altdelete, AssDisaster and Tjololo [764/1332] have team battled gonzo, Hammerfist and Gorgon [1556/1644] at [722,974] and lost! 0 days, 17:08:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/17 18:11:40] AssDisaster and Mag have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/17 02:57:16] AssDisaster [438/474] has challenged <Luce_Veritas> [303/343] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:15:48 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/14/17 10:24:26] Angry_Bartender, AbrahamLinksys and Vengeance [30/1421] have team battled AssDisaster, Hans and wumpwump [1026/1076] at [647,994] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/17 04:28:17] Vengeance, Spa and ius [1597/2177] have team battled electrostat, Gorgon and AssDisaster [152/1981] at [930,961] and won! 2 days, 18:35:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/17 11:57:03] AssDisaster [416/474] has challenged LittleBro [95/621] in combat and won! 28 days, 05:42:57 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/15/17 14:01:30] AssDisaster was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 18 days, 21:20:27 from level 52.
[04/15/17 14:41:22] AssDisaster and Lothar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/17 04:23:49] AssDisaster [227/474] has come upon SodomyClown [155/471] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 20:21:47 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/16/17 04:57:16] Demeisen [114/361] has challenged AssDisaster [35/474] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:06:29 is removed from Demeisen's clock.
[04/17/17 02:57:35] SodomyClown, wumpwump and tsahyt [345/1008] have team battled iownall555, Angry_Bartender and AssDisaster [1213/1413] at [919,570] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:25 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/17 07:57:06] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 20:22:16 towards level 52.
[04/17/17 22:56:05] wumpwump [218/285] has challenged AssDisaster [198/474] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:05:45 is removed from wumpwump's clock.
[04/17/17 22:56:05] wumpwump has dealt AssDisaster a Critical Strike! 13 days, 14:55:08 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/18/17 07:53:59] AssDisaster died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 18 days, 02:32:33 from level 52.
[04/19/17 08:57:17] AssDisaster [85/474] has challenged osannatas [77/372] in combat and won! 18 days, 03:59:15 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/20/17 04:19:04] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 03:37:48 towards level 52.
[04/20/17 21:07:48] AssDisaster and SgtKeroro have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/17 06:57:18] AssDisaster [110/474] has challenged Mag [59/455] in combat and won! 28 days, 17:29:46 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/21/17 22:02:32] Meistarin [403/496] has come upon AssDisaster [334/474] and taken them in combat! 68 days, 17:55:51 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[04/22/17 21:15:18] AbrahamLinksys [100/304] has challenged AssDisaster [294/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:06:55 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[04/23/17 03:01:05] SodomyClown, Xiwei and vicious [447/1192] have team battled gollum, SgtKeroro and AssDisaster [47/1534] at [521,378] and won! 1 day, 09:23:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/17 12:57:17] AssDisaster [200/477] has challenged rotty [197/327] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:11:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/25/17 01:46:12] vicious, AssDisaster, Lothar, and Tipptourette have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/25/17 18:49:10] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:46:53 towards level 52.
[04/25/17 19:16:03] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:23:24 towards level 52.
[04/26/17 00:25:34] BunzLee, AssDisaster and Interdesting [644/1507] have team battled webvictim, <Copernicus> and Exofighter [196/1021] at [669,348] and won! 0 days, 04:45:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/17 09:37:59] AssDisaster and Astroid have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/17 10:57:18] AssDisaster [142/477] has challenged osannatas [161/372] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:57:36 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/27/17 21:24:06] Jessica, AssDisaster and Angry_Bartender [284/1276] have team battled Diamond, KatnissEverdeen and Skrede [912/1361] at [572,618] and lost! 4 days, 04:57:02 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/17 14:57:18] Gorgon [10/967] has challenged AssDisaster [283/477] in combat and lost! 107 days, 05:20:08 is added to Gorgon's clock.
[04/28/17 16:02:23] pikachuyann, AssDisaster and NeilHanlon [1054/1486] have team battled gonzo, avcables and Lothar [381/1699] at [344,744] and won! 4 days, 02:57:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/17 23:57:17] AssDisaster [189/477] has challenged Meistarin [122/496] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:54:24 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/29/17 05:23:30] MPenguin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/17 12:49:00] AssDisaster, Jessica and heroman [750/1140] have team battled Bulwark, Gorgon and JoeK [1754/2178] at [326,742] and lost! 0 days, 19:03:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/17 12:55:34] AssDisaster got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:27:04 from level 52.
[04/29/17 21:50:25] SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and <Luce_Veritas> [1340/1522] have team battled heroman, Beard and TheMadHatter [630/1853] at [420,1017] and won! 0 days, 23:11:43 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/17 03:06:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 18 days, 12:14:40 toward level 52.
[04/30/17 11:57:19] AssDisaster [469/477] has challenged Gorgon [636/967] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:31:26 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/30/17 21:36:45] AssDisaster and SgtKeroro have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/17 23:28:24] Gorgon, Angry_Bartender and AssDisaster [1406/1906] have team battled gonzo, gollum and MPenguin [600/1165] at [92,1003] and won! 4 days, 11:15:57 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/17 06:22:56] <Luce_Veritas>, iownall555 and gollum [169/1198] have team battled AssDisaster, LittleBro and Jessica [1087/1419] at [377,737] and lost! 0 days, 09:51:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/17 11:57:17] AssDisaster [163/477] has challenged Xiwei [359/402] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:09:38 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/02/17 15:57:17] AssDisaster [154/477] has challenged <Luce_Veritas> [56/359] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:35:48 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/02/17 21:57:17] AssDisaster [74/477] has challenged Thor [394/957] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:55:54 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/03/17 15:58:49] AssDisaster and <Copernicus> have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/17 19:42:56] osannatas, electrostat and tsahyt [359/1230] have team battled Tipptourette, AssDisaster and RichardG867 [1288/1380] at [973,878] and lost! 0 days, 03:19:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/17 09:13:17] AssDisaster, <Copernicus> and Spa [193/1524] have team battled EmberSpirit, JoeK and tsahyt [1114/1606] at [774,821] and lost! 2 days, 17:30:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/17 13:07:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 6 days, 06:09:17 toward level 52.
[05/04/17 22:57:16] AssDisaster [151/477] has challenged <UEdwards> [77/334] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:09:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/06/17 02:30:54] Jessica [228/337] has come upon AssDisaster [429/477] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:46:42 is added to Jessica's clock.
[05/07/17 03:57:18] electrostat [114/536] has challenged AssDisaster [31/477] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:41:15 is removed from electrostat's clock.
[05/07/17 18:53:25] AssDisaster and <Copernicus> have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/17 19:57:17] himiko [375/821] has challenged AssDisaster [178/477] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:33:09 is removed from himiko's clock.
[05/09/17 19:57:17] himiko has dealt AssDisaster a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:32:10 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/10/17 03:17:12] AssDisaster and Tjololo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/17 14:40:45] AssDisaster and webvictim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/17 12:06:03] AssDisaster [465/477] has come upon Bulwark [218/589] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:53:44 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/11/17 18:25:05] MPenguin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/17 21:19:59] AssDisaster and Mag have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/17 18:50:31] AssDisaster [289/515] has challenged Demeisen [65/363] in combat and won! 32 days, 01:28:05 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/12/17 23:57:18] AssDisaster [261/515] has challenged pikachuyann [480/639] in combat and lost! 16 days, 10:38:09 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/13/17 06:27:47] Yellow, AssDisaster and avcables [237/1678] have team battled linuxdaemon, tsahyt and NeilHanlon [627/1050] at [838,122] and lost! 0 days, 11:24:10 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/17 12:17:58] quantumsuicide, Nibbles and AssDisaster [1369/1819] have team battled SodomyClown, RdVortex and Xiwei [583/1236] at [613,257] and won! 0 days, 16:42:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/17 18:25:42] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 00:30:37 towards level 53.
[05/13/17 23:34:52] Gorgon, ZombieQueen, AssDisaster, and Meistarin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/14/17 17:16:56] EmberSpirit, weylin and webvictim [527/1716] have team battled AssDisaster, AbrahamLinksys and QWERTY [378/1085] at [32,533] and won! 1 day, 13:49:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/17 05:57:06] SgtKeroro, Demeisen and AssDisaster [631/1521] have team battled Roy_Mustang, ScarletAngel and QWERTY [349/897] at [985,490] and won! 6 days, 23:54:25 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/17 11:44:32] Dumbfoundde4d, semyon and Xiwei [371/1247] have team battled Roy_Mustang, webvictim and AssDisaster [727/1194] at [22,567] and lost! 0 days, 01:20:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/17 18:57:17] Doctor_Colossus [755/925] has challenged AssDisaster [70/515] in combat and won! 118 days, 04:21:58 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[05/16/17 01:47:37] AssDisaster ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 09:07:15 from level 53.
[05/17/17 10:57:17] AssDisaster [26/515] has challenged Moosicle [384/702] in combat and lost! 16 days, 03:10:39 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/17/17 23:57:18] AssDisaster [445/515] has challenged Hitler [128/493] in combat and won! 42 days, 20:45:10 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/18/17 06:44:23] SgtKeroro, MPenguin and Mag [982/1559] have team battled AssDisaster, Dumbfoundde4d and Xiwei [808/1233] at [287,56] and won! 3 days, 18:42:29 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/17 07:07:23] AssDisaster, Tadruien and bucketm0use [814/1646] have team battled m00nsl47r, pikachuyann and BunzLee [1049/1500] at [700,283] and lost! 0 days, 20:35:55 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/17 21:25:55] vicious, Zion and pikachuyann [955/1351] have team battled RdVortex, BunzLee and AssDisaster [673/1418] at [594,464] and won! 1 day, 17:07:01 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/17 03:12:38] Tjololo, Skrede and linuxdaemon [773/1300] have team battled Zion, AssDisaster and ius [778/1803] at [797,585] and lost! 0 days, 02:58:45 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/17 11:05:13] BunzLee [273/527] has come upon AssDisaster [251/515] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:15:03 is removed from BunzLee's clock.
[05/20/17 02:41:37] semyon and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/17 06:57:17] Moosicle [54/721] has challenged AssDisaster [429/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:26 is added to Moosicle's clock.
[05/20/17 20:37:45] LittleBro, Yellow and webvictim [1322/1350] have team battled AssDisaster, Yami and acydlord [562/1113] at [19,949] and won! 0 days, 13:38:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/17 01:57:17] AssDisaster [419/515] has challenged iownall555 [126/469] in combat and won! 15 days, 01:29:48 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/21/17 04:55:05] Dumbfoundde4d, SodomyClown and Yami [55/1045] have team battled himiko, Thor and AssDisaster [2163/2301] at [152,642] and lost! 0 days, 11:24:10 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/17 12:55:08] AssDisaster ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:41:37 from level 53.
[05/22/17 23:36:46] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:42:43 towards level 53.
[05/23/17 00:43:02] Roy_Mustang, gollum and Hans [54/1009] have team battled acydlord, AbrahamLinksys and AssDisaster [819/1143] at [462,703] and lost! 0 days, 10:14:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/17 14:57:17] AssDisaster [389/519] has challenged pikachuyann [595/639] in combat and lost! 8 days, 08:42:10 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/24/17 02:37:14] AssDisaster, pikachuyann and weylin [191/1792] have team battled RdVortex, EmberSpirit and ScarletAngel [484/1477] at [729,706] and lost! 11 days, 05:10:47 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/17 09:33:34] Skrede, weylin and gonzo [518/1576] have team battled SgtKeroro, himiko and AssDisaster [760/1991] at [701,990] and lost! 2 days, 16:41:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/17 09:40:03] himiko, AssDisaster and weylin [368/1982] have team battled Lothar, acydlord and gonzo [666/1094] at [827,1012] and lost! 13 days, 19:08:03 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/17 12:19:57] ius, KatnissEverdeen and AssDisaster [759/1857] have team battled ZombieQueen, osannatas and RichardG867 [252/1330] at [857,474] and won! 2 days, 00:04:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/17 13:50:48] DoctorRaptorMD stole AssDisaster's level 60 ring while they were sleeping! DoctorRaptorMD leaves his old level 22 ring behind, which AssDisaster then takes.
[05/25/17 18:15:49] Yami, Moosicle and Hans [1263/1435] have team battled AssDisaster, Gawble and Altdelete [1136/1538] at [41,751] and won! 2 days, 15:49:32 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/17 01:57:18] Doctor_Colossus [722/925] has challenged AssDisaster [403/477] in combat and won! 48 days, 17:58:13 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[05/27/17 03:24:19] AssDisaster, vicious and SodomyClown [1167/1268] have team battled KatnissEverdeen, Hans and heroman [385/1137] at [170,518] and won! 2 days, 00:48:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/17 21:33:56] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 17 days, 08:14:37 towards level 53.
[05/28/17 02:53:30] Yellow, Xiwei and Altdelete [800/1123] have team battled LittleBro, ius and AssDisaster [1993/2081] at [682,268] and lost! 1 day, 04:23:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/17 03:40:29] weylin, Interdesting and Yellow [65/1488] have team battled Xiwei, AssDisaster and ius [1599/1829] at [773,258] and lost! 1 day, 09:55:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/17 08:57:17] AssDisaster [299/485] has challenged <UEdwards> [238/365] in combat and won! 11 days, 09:41:44 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/28/17 21:08:59] AssDisaster, m00nsl47r and Tjololo [1330/1362] have team battled Demeisen, Beard and Angry_Bartender [255/1431] at [850,743] and won! 1 day, 18:07:16 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/17 21:57:18] Diamond [87/462] has challenged AssDisaster [277/485] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:11:56 is added to Diamond's clock.
[05/29/17 19:40:07] AssDisaster was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:25:55 from level 53.
[05/29/17 21:00:06] AssDisaster [24/485] has come upon Roy_Mustang [193/282] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 07:32:39 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/29/17 22:25:30] EmberSpirit, AssDisaster and Roy_Mustang [887/1416] have team battled Salvorite, DoctorRaptorMD and Bulwark [861/1380] at [261,490] and won! 0 days, 00:03:52 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/17 06:57:16] AssDisaster [111/485] has challenged Jessica [239/345] in combat and lost! 8 days, 20:48:40 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/30/17 11:57:17] Bulwark [104/594] has challenged AssDisaster [252/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:31:04 is added to Bulwark's clock.
[05/31/17 17:08:11] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 29 days, 15:51:09 towards level 53.
[05/31/17 19:57:17] Moosicle [718/815] has challenged AssDisaster [110/485] in combat and won! 70 days, 08:36:03 is removed from Moosicle's clock.
[06/01/17 05:57:16] SelfishShellfish [272/693] has challenged AssDisaster [199/485] in combat and won! 37 days, 13:06:48 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[06/01/17 15:55:50] SgtKeroro, Dumbfoundde4d and DoctorRaptorMD [425/1476] have team battled AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and weylin [527/1805] at [750,888] and lost! 0 days, 13:20:19 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/17 22:43:24] Dumbfoundde4d, Roy_Mustang and bboston7 [392/1086] have team battled Demeisen, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [1400/1541] at [652,892] and lost! 0 days, 10:51:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/17 05:57:18] AssDisaster [90/485] has challenged Thor [916/957] in combat and lost! 19 days, 01:49:02 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/02/17 10:57:18] AssDisaster [295/485] has challenged SelfishShellfish [72/693] in combat and won! 33 days, 10:49:09 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/02/17 12:57:18] bucketm0use [91/769] has challenged AssDisaster [471/485] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:44:48 is added to bucketm0use's clock.
[06/02/17 14:57:18] Bulwark [384/591] has challenged AssDisaster [389/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:28:19 is added to Bulwark's clock.
[06/03/17 00:25:29] AbrahamLinksys, ScarletAngel and Meistarin [493/1173] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, AssDisaster and Jessica [214/1326] at [972,527] and won! 0 days, 04:04:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/17 09:57:17] iownall555 [19/469] has challenged AssDisaster [363/489] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:50 is added to iownall555's clock.
[06/03/17 16:57:18] LittleBro [314/654] has challenged AssDisaster [77/489] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:06:42 is removed from LittleBro's clock.
[06/04/17 10:57:17] Demeisen [227/363] has challenged AssDisaster [293/489] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:58:13 is added to Demeisen's clock.
[06/05/17 01:23:04] AssDisaster, osannatas and EmberSpirit [860/1514] have team battled Bulwark, iownall555 and Lothar [873/1470] at [156,533] and lost! 5 days, 12:35:02 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/17 09:31:04] Bulwark, pikachuyann and Vengeance [1633/1713] have team battled random-nick, n0suchth1ng and AssDisaster [437/1233] at [194,323] and won! 4 days, 09:38:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/17 20:57:16] AssDisaster [161/489] has challenged n0suchth1ng [273/408] in combat and lost! 36 days, 00:09:01 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/06/17 04:40:27] AssDisaster [315/489] has come upon LittleBro [58/621] and taken them in combat! 63 days, 03:34:49 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/06/17 10:10:36] EmberSpirit, Hans and Altdelete [961/1409] have team battled AssDisaster, Demeisen and Roy_Mustang [1133/1168] at [583,193] and lost! 6 days, 23:57:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/17 14:27:45] AssDisaster and webvictim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/17 00:17:04] Angry_Bartender, Hans and Mericet [428/936] have team battled Lothar, AssDisaster and Altdelete [465/1302] at [508,65] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/17 11:57:17] Skrede [124/582] has challenged AssDisaster [121/489] in combat and won! 30 days, 14:56:09 is removed from Skrede's clock.
[06/08/17 19:57:16] AssDisaster [367/489] has challenged Jaded [328/399] in combat and won! 42 days, 00:25:23 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/09/17 02:57:18] Moosicle [203/815] has challenged AssDisaster [124/489] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:02:09 is removed from Moosicle's clock.
[06/09/17 04:03:02] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 20 days, 09:03:28 towards level 53.
[06/09/17 14:35:51] avcables, Nibbles and Roy_Mustang [2300/2324] have team battled AssDisaster, ricin and bboston7 [247/2286] at [940,399] and won! 1 day, 22:59:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/17 01:49:21] AssDisaster sharpened the edge of his weapon! AssDisaster's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/10/17 08:08:01] AssDisaster, gonzo and Madbrad200 [264/1170] have team battled linuxdaemon, weylin and himiko [996/1682] at [330,532] and lost! 0 days, 11:56:10 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/17 04:57:16] AssDisaster [1/493] has challenged MPenguin [218/431] in combat and lost! 25 days, 09:59:42 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/11/17 05:16:02] ScarletAngel, Meistarin and AssDisaster [1167/1366] have team battled random-nick, RichardG867 and Tipptourette [914/1293] at [688,682] and won! 20 days, 14:08:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/17 18:36:34] iownall555, Gawble and Mag [1284/1572] have team battled MPenguin, bucketm0use and AssDisaster [321/1697] at [281,889] and won! 1 day, 13:56:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/17 01:57:18] TheMadHatter [726/937] has challenged AssDisaster [320/493] in combat and won! 62 days, 07:18:05 is removed from TheMadHatter's clock.
[06/12/17 02:57:16] AssDisaster [233/493] has challenged semyon [168/613] in combat and won! 35 days, 09:03:59 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/12/17 12:26:59] Gorgon, AssDisaster, Nibbles, and <UEdwards> have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/13/17 22:57:17] AssDisaster [68/493] has challenged osannatas [0/376] in combat and won! 23 days, 11:12:12 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/14/17 01:09:01] AssDisaster and Madbrad200 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/17 11:57:17] LittleBro [546/649] has challenged AssDisaster [129/493] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:11:42 is removed from LittleBro's clock.
[06/14/17 20:33:13] Jaded, semyon and Hans [1250/1366] have team battled AssDisaster, Roy_Mustang and weylin [58/1414] at [36,1005] and won! 0 days, 20:09:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/17 00:57:16] Meistarin [492/502] has challenged AssDisaster [164/493] in combat and won! 181 days, 20:45:28 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[06/15/17 07:57:16] AssDisaster [227/493] has challenged heroman [181/383] in combat and won! 15 days, 22:32:58 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/15/17 08:57:16] Moosicle [480/815] has challenged AssDisaster [346/493] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:13:07 is removed from Moosicle's clock.
[06/17/17 02:49:50] AssDisaster, heroman and Salvorite [898/1189] have team battled ZombieQueen, TheMadHatter and Astroid [557/1988] at [256,513] and won! 0 days, 05:20:26 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/17 10:59:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 223 days, 15:35:34 toward level 53.
[06/17/17 14:04:52] AssDisaster was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:51:55 from level 53.
[06/17/17 23:58:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 17 days, 00:23:17 toward level 53.
[06/18/17 02:00:03] AssDisaster misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 07:11:11 from level 53.
[06/18/17 04:15:11] AssDisaster and Madbrad200 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/17 05:57:17] AssDisaster [368/493] has challenged Yami [38/274] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:23:17 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/19/17 02:31:25] robflop, Altdelete and Bulwark [882/1500] have team battled Tjololo, Mag and AssDisaster [874/1491] at [1008,295] and won! 1 day, 10:57:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/17 06:38:05] <Copernicus>, vicious and AssDisaster [78/1230] have team battled dukwon, linuxdaemon and <UEdwards> [400/1385] at [937,591] and lost! 2 days, 09:15:12 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/17 11:42:10] dukwon [293/779] has come upon AssDisaster [228/493] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 15:45:42 is removed from dukwon's clock.
[06/20/17 06:35:50] Altdelete, linuxdaemon and AssDisaster [856/1138] have team battled semyon, DoctorRaptorMD and Vengeance [386/1567] at [859,667] and won! 0 days, 08:08:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/17 04:57:18] AssDisaster [326/493] has challenged Zion [132/382] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:39:57 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/23/17 04:57:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 16 days, 07:43:58 toward level 53.
[06/23/17 05:57:17] AssDisaster [357/493] has challenged idlerpg [1259/1360] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:25:12 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/23/17 07:07:10] Roy_Mustang, Meistarin and Xiwei [933/1188] have team battled AssDisaster, EmberSpirit and himiko [829/1982] at [758,657] and won! 1 day, 20:19:45 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/17 09:57:16] AssDisaster [395/493] has challenged Dumbfoundde4d [335/375] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:53:09 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/23/17 16:57:18] webvictim [342/438] has challenged AssDisaster [103/493] in combat and won! 22 days, 17:53:27 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[06/23/17 19:57:17] Thor [863/957] has challenged AssDisaster [195/493] in combat and won! 49 days, 14:24:53 is removed from Thor's clock.
[06/23/17 19:58:29] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:14:25 towards level 53.
[06/24/17 14:51:56] AssDisaster ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:19:08 from level 53.
[06/25/17 00:01:42] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:02:31 towards level 53.
[06/25/17 21:56:00] gollum, MPenguin and Altdelete [1124/1229] have team battled linuxdaemon, Madbrad200 and AssDisaster [241/1141] at [995,660] and won! 0 days, 22:01:21 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/17 08:57:17] TheMadHatter [428/937] has challenged AssDisaster [469/493] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:07:01 is added to TheMadHatter's clock.
[06/26/17 17:58:58] Jaded [145/399] has come upon AssDisaster [215/493] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:57:18 is added to Jaded's clock.
[06/26/17 19:57:16] AssDisaster [482/493] has challenged heroman [265/392] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:54:55 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/27/17 09:43:50] bboston7 and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/17 14:57:18] AssDisaster [423/493] has challenged Gawble [628/658] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:06:43 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/27/17 23:45:30] Dong [131/235] has challenged AssDisaster [82/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:42:47 is removed from Dong's clock.
[06/28/17 22:57:16] AssDisaster [324/493] has challenged Xiwei [213/367] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:31:32 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/29/17 01:07:46] LittleBro, heroman and Beard [570/1815] have team battled Mag, Zion and AssDisaster [922/1330] at [406,589] and lost! 1 day, 06:12:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/17 13:35:00] Spa, weylin and Bulwark [87/1943] have team battled ScarletAngel, vicious and AssDisaster [1079/1194] at [340,208] and lost! 26 days, 06:16:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/17 15:57:18] AssDisaster [45/493] has challenged KatnissEverdeen [251/411] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:53:59 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/30/17 23:34:31] AssDisaster and Lothar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/17 05:34:59] AssDisaster and Madbrad200 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/17 14:57:18] AssDisaster [178/493] has challenged iownall555 [48/469] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:52:30 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/03/17 04:57:16] ricin [340/1359] has challenged AssDisaster [78/493] in combat and won! 12 days, 12:02:23 is removed from ricin's clock.
[07/04/17 01:57:14] AssDisaster and Mag have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/17 06:57:16] AssDisaster [304/493] has challenged Dumbfoundde4d [244/342] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:32:44 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/04/17 10:28:15] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 00:17:09 from level 53.
[07/04/17 12:31:36] AssDisaster and SgtKeroro have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/17 23:58:24] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 23:16:22 from level 53.
[07/05/17 09:14:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 17:41:21 from level 53.
[07/05/17 19:01:45] Thor, robflop and AssDisaster [745/1966] have team battled Skrede, AbrahamLinksys and gollum [725/1277] at [298,606] and won! 1 day, 22:53:58 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/17 19:57:16] AssDisaster [110/493] has challenged Tipptourette [328/501] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:34:20 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/06/17 07:57:18] AssDisaster [36/493] has challenged Hans [196/391] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:54:08 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/06/17 11:57:16] SelfishShellfish [68/711] has challenged AssDisaster [2/493] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:36:36 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[07/06/17 12:22:41] AssDisaster and Astroid have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/17 21:40:28] Tadruien, AssDisaster and EmberSpirit [1107/1608] have team battled Hans, MPenguin and Hammerfist [302/1209] at [307,807] and won! 2 days, 17:15:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/17 21:08:55] gonzo, Mag and AssDisaster [1305/1319] have team battled SodomyClown, Zion and Hans [638/1237] at [340,890] and won! 4 days, 17:51:21 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/17 04:17:31] webvictim, AbrahamLinksys and AssDisaster [254/1242] have team battled NeilHanlon, Hammerfist and electrostat [1256/1541] at [966,21] and lost! 3 days, 13:40:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/17 12:38:48] Angry_Bartender, QWERTY and AssDisaster [895/1311] have team battled Lothar, SelfishShellfish and Yami [1316/1404] at [1022,741] and lost! 3 days, 11:55:22 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/17 13:55:52] Nibbles, Lothar and SelfishShellfish [2046/2245] have team battled AssDisaster, acydlord and heroman [745/1230] at [913,908] and won! 1 day, 16:23:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/17 04:49:57] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:46:41 towards level 53.
[07/09/17 08:13:16] AssDisaster and <Copernicus> have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/17 21:57:18] Beard [207/639] has challenged AssDisaster [485/493] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:15:51 is added to Beard's clock.
[07/09/17 23:57:17] AssDisaster [104/493] has challenged SelfishShellfish [147/711] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:11:59 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/10/17 11:45:12] AssDisaster [490/493] has challenged gonzo [49/374] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:24:34 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/10/17 15:33:18] Hitler, acydlord and linuxdaemon [376/1143] have team battled Hammerfist, Skrede and AssDisaster [455/1453] at [762,722] and lost! 2 days, 12:46:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/17 03:25:45] AssDisaster, MrNeon and linuxdaemon [813/921] have team battled Tjololo, AbrahamLinksys and Meistarin [787/1377] at [960,632] and won! 0 days, 01:47:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/17 05:45:11] Angry_Bartender [64/456] has challenged AssDisaster [410/493] in combat and lost! 11 days, 22:04:58 is added to Angry_Bartender's clock.
[07/11/17 12:02:20] SgtKeroro, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [12/1790] have team battled RichardG867, Altdelete and AbrahamLinksys [710/1177] at [143,847] and lost! 2 days, 20:07:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/17 17:28:10] kiffren, ytsejam and QWERTY [507/848] have team battled SgtKeroro, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [411/1790] at [213,1020] and won! 0 days, 07:46:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/17 03:45:12] AssDisaster [79/493] has challenged SelfishShellfish [620/698] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:35:54 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/13/17 05:03:18] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:28:04 towards level 53.
[07/13/17 08:45:12] Tadruien [239/456] has challenged AssDisaster [232/493] in combat and won! 112 days, 06:33:33 is removed from Tadruien's clock.
[07/13/17 22:32:51] AssDisaster [370/493] has come upon Jaded [348/474] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:22:07 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/14/17 00:26:03] AbrahamLinksys, weylin and Tadruien [37/1368] have team battled AssDisaster, Jaded and Vengeance [364/1449] at [206,717] and lost! 2 days, 09:24:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/17 00:39:17] ytsejam, Tadruien and Jaded [462/1158] have team battled AssDisaster, acydlord and gonzo [616/1224] at [385,555] and lost! 0 days, 02:19:28 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/17 01:36:09] ricin, Hitler and ius [2409/2701] have team battled robflop, AssDisaster and ytsejam [758/1225] at [464,794] and won! 2 days, 05:11:02 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/17 02:45:11] AssDisaster [422/493] has challenged Mag [383/452] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:29:06 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/14/17 06:45:11] electrostat [489/621] has challenged AssDisaster [89/493] in combat and won! 47 days, 14:03:51 is removed from electrostat's clock.
[07/14/17 09:01:24] n0suchth1ng, AssDisaster, Tadruien, and ius have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/14/17 13:45:12] osannatas [306/386] has challenged AssDisaster [328/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:06:40 is added to osannatas's clock.
[07/14/17 14:50:16] Jaded, SelfishShellfish and robflop [1578/1676] have team battled weylin, random-nick and AssDisaster [1291/1434] at [427,640] and won! 0 days, 05:26:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/17 08:45:11] Doctor_Colossus [367/928] has challenged AssDisaster [465/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:31:49 is added to Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[07/15/17 16:14:45] AssDisaster [407/493] has come upon n0suchth1ng [233/400] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:49:19 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/15/17 22:01:15] AssDisaster was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:07:29 from level 53.
[07/16/17 12:30:14] AssDisaster, QWERTY and Gawble [918/1539] have team battled JoeK, MPenguin and electrostat [1581/1686] at [21,792] and lost! 1 day, 04:10:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/17 13:45:11] AssDisaster [44/506] has challenged ytsejam [188/256] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:59:55 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/16/17 15:17:26] Tipptourette, AssDisaster and kiffren [826/1284] have team battled QWERTY, bboston7 and Doctor_Colossus [284/1730] at [327,750] and won! 0 days, 05:21:32 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/17 00:41:58] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:30:01 towards level 53.
[07/17/17 02:26:42] SgtKeroro, AssDisaster and Tadruien [483/1554] have team battled gollum, Meistarin and Gorgon [894/1874] at [147,341] and lost! 1 day, 23:23:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/17 04:34:29] Doctor_Colossus, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [1863/1898] have team battled Tadruien, Altdelete and Demeisen [200/1227] at [207,538] and won! 0 days, 07:14:48 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/17 10:36:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 2 days, 05:47:03 toward level 53.
[07/17/17 17:45:11] AssDisaster [419/506] has challenged Hammerfist [69/382] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:43:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/17/17 18:07:17] linuxdaemon, Mag and AssDisaster [625/1213] have team battled QWERTY, Astroid and weylin [806/1500] at [46,904] and lost! 1 day, 13:46:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/17 22:45:13] AssDisaster [345/506] has challenged MPenguin [269/436] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:23:54 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/18/17 03:28:16] LittleBro, r3v and acydlord [502/1296] have team battled Tjololo, Tadruien and AssDisaster [922/1525] at [409,670] and lost! 0 days, 00:50:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/17 06:02:41] EmberSpirit, Mag and LittleBro [274/1904] have team battled AssDisaster, Tadruien and QWERTY [452/1324] at [148,697] and lost! 2 days, 10:43:00 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/17 07:45:13] AssDisaster [111/506] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [127/307] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:48:37 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/18/17 11:32:35] AssDisaster slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! AssDisaster's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/18/17 14:08:53] BunzLee, Skrede and Tadruien [651/1565] have team battled random-nick, AssDisaster and QWERTY [249/1201] at [319,779] and won! 0 days, 17:59:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/17 18:35:44] Doctor_Colossus [737/928] has challenged AssDisaster [101/503] in combat and won! 181 days, 23:06:19 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[07/18/17 18:35:44] Doctor_Colossus has dealt AssDisaster a Critical Strike! 2 days, 23:48:55 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/18/17 23:45:11] AssDisaster [311/503] has challenged weylin [153/605] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:11:19 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/19/17 02:19:52] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:44:38 towards level 53.
[07/19/17 05:45:11] AssDisaster [435/503] has challenged NeilHanlon [433/544] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:04:16 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/19/17 18:45:11] AssDisaster [194/503] has challenged SgtKeroro [395/592] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:38:08 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/20/17 07:45:11] AssDisaster [104/503] has challenged electrostat [26/621] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:26:13 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/20/17 12:45:12] Skrede [259/578] has challenged AssDisaster [214/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:27:55 is removed from Skrede's clock.
[07/20/17 13:28:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 3 days, 11:33:10 toward level 53.
[07/20/17 13:45:12] LittleBro [531/796] has challenged AssDisaster [302/503] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:06:56 is removed from LittleBro's clock.
[07/20/17 18:01:13] Hammerfist, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [338/1586] have team battled MPenguin, weylin and Skrede [129/1619] at [742,90] and won! 0 days, 06:59:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/17 19:45:11] electrostat [33/621] has challenged AssDisaster [109/503] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:30:52 is added to electrostat's clock.
[07/21/17 00:45:11] Hitler [473/535] has challenged AssDisaster [152/503] in combat and won! 34 days, 05:39:58 is removed from Hitler's clock.
[07/21/17 02:43:22] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:35:08 towards level 53.
[07/21/17 05:24:10] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:06:09 towards level 53.
[07/21/17 16:43:40] Madbrad200, SgtKeroro and AssDisaster [1506/1533] have team battled Tipptourette, NeilHanlon and Bulwark [1222/1678] at [204,362] and won! 1 day, 00:43:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/17 18:34:58] Bulwark, AssDisaster, Tipptourette, and NeilHanlon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/22/17 00:17:07] NeilHanlon [338/548] has come upon AssDisaster [476/503] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:15:07 is added to NeilHanlon's clock.
[07/22/17 14:45:13] AssDisaster [149/503] has challenged Tipptourette [192/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:20:19 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/22/17 18:45:11] AssDisaster [333/503] has challenged Tjololo [114/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:43:29 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/22/17 20:45:11] AssDisaster [114/503] has challenged linuxdaemon [37/255] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:38:37 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/23/17 01:45:13] ius [86/825] has challenged AssDisaster [8/503] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:16:28 is removed from ius's clock.
[07/23/17 05:20:57] AssDisaster fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:55:04 from level 53.
[07/23/17 05:45:11] electrostat [568/621] has challenged AssDisaster [431/503] in combat and won! 21 days, 16:19:07 is removed from electrostat's clock.
[07/23/17 11:15:41] MPenguin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/17 11:45:13] Bulwark [230/626] has challenged AssDisaster [13/503] in combat and won! 14 days, 02:28:30 is removed from Bulwark's clock.
[07/23/17 15:29:03] Gawble, AssDisaster, tsahyt, and electrostat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/17 11:15:09] AssDisaster [92/511] has challenged Mag [292/457] in combat and lost! 39 days, 10:26:45 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/24/17 15:46:23] Tipptourette, ytsejam and JoeK [1219/1413] have team battled SelfishShellfish, Diamond and AssDisaster [1053/1687] at [813,588] and won! 1 day, 04:16:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/17 22:45:11] Vengeance [414/487] has challenged AssDisaster [99/511] in combat and won! 26 days, 07:30:57 is removed from Vengeance's clock.
[07/25/17 07:37:03] EmberSpirit, AssDisaster and acydlord [738/1524] have team battled Vengeance, gonzo and StickyTHOR [153/1132] at [965,372] and won! 0 days, 19:33:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/17 19:45:12] MPenguin [43/433] has challenged AssDisaster [456/511] in combat and lost! 23 days, 22:12:34 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[07/25/17 20:45:11] AssDisaster [494/511] has challenged ius [233/825] in combat and won! 47 days, 13:27:21 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/26/17 05:15:06] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 22 days, 07:39:16 towards level 54.
[07/26/17 13:45:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 189 days, 13:09:03 toward level 54.
[07/27/17 08:25:23] AbrahamLinksys, AssDisaster, Tadruien, and osannatas have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/27/17 17:46:55] kiffren, NeilHanlon and AssDisaster [467/1314] have team battled SgtKeroro, Salvorite and Altdelete [834/1359] at [409,965] and lost! 0 days, 01:01:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/17 00:14:27] SuperTeece, Tjololo and Tipptourette [655/1406] have team battled AssDisaster, Demeisen and kiffren [1028/1181] at [436,1005] and lost! 4 days, 16:36:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/17 01:37:15] AssDisaster and Meistarin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/17 14:45:13] AssDisaster [341/511] has challenged AbrahamLinksys [279/335] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:35:06 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/28/17 21:03:34] LittleBro, Mag and Hitler [544/1779] have team battled Gawble, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [440/1910] at [164,452] and won! 26 days, 09:11:46 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/17 13:57:18] MPenguin, AssDisaster, Tadruien, and tsahyt have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/30/17 15:29:19] osannatas, RichardG867 and BunzLee [481/1377] have team battled SgtKeroro, QWERTY and AssDisaster [1404/1458] at [49,327] and lost! 1 day, 00:01:56 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/17 20:45:13] AssDisaster [430/511] has challenged Diamond [13/475] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:23:23 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/30/17 22:45:13] AssDisaster [30/511] has challenged Madbrad200 [22/432] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:11:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/31/17 04:51:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 26 days, 15:09:19 toward level 54.
[07/31/17 07:40:59] Tipptourette, AbrahamLinksys and AssDisaster [16/1351] have team battled bboston7, StickyTHOR and NeilHanlon [218/1264] at [661,394] and lost! 0 days, 09:08:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/17 16:45:11] AssDisaster [202/511] has challenged electrostat [192/621] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:34:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/31/17 17:45:12] AssDisaster [354/511] has challenged JoeK [42/637] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:06:33 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/01/17 04:08:35] Roy_Mustang, AssDisaster and Vengeance [141/1289] have team battled Mag, RichardG867 and Doctor_Colossus [1536/1851] at [976,348] and lost! 1 day, 17:15:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/17 13:45:13] AssDisaster [8/511] has challenged Astroid [80/504] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:02:41 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/03/17 00:01:38] tsahyt [44/373] has challenged AssDisaster [78/511] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:37:52 is added to tsahyt's clock.
[08/03/17 00:45:12] AssDisaster [71/511] has challenged acydlord [73/358] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:25:05 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/03/17 07:14:41] EmberSpirit, SelfishShellfish and MPenguin [646/1790] have team battled AssDisaster, JoeK and Hitler [427/1674] at [398,435] and won! 0 days, 16:00:40 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/17 10:54:36] JoeK, AssDisaster and Tjololo [998/1724] have team battled Vengeance, Gawble and electrostat [1372/1793] at [462,360] and lost! 3 days, 03:40:31 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/17 13:54:07] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 21:16:32 from level 54.
[08/03/17 22:50:54] tsahyt, StickyTHOR and webvictim [765/1111] have team battled Demeisen, AssDisaster and Vengeance [1258/1355] at [382,993] and lost! 0 days, 02:07:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/17 00:27:53] gollum, SelfishShellfish and Hitler [1259/1627] have team battled AssDisaster, Demeisen and Skrede [593/1488] at [418,741] and won! 0 days, 08:03:19 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/17 02:04:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1 day, 09:22:09 toward level 54.
[08/05/17 09:45:11] AssDisaster [325/511] has challenged Mag [453/467] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:56:02 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/06/17 20:42:33] AssDisaster, acydlord and tsahyt [669/1251] have team battled r3v, MrNeon and Tadruien [237/1085] at [716,316] and won! 2 days, 00:07:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/17 15:49:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 09:52:38 from level 54.
[08/07/17 21:46:18] Tjololo, Demeisen and Hammerfist [1280/1375] have team battled AssDisaster, Salvorite and ricin [1559/2200] at [392,131] and lost! 3 days, 05:11:43 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/17 00:22:45] StickyTHOR [245/304] has challenged AssDisaster [505/511] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:08:42 is added to StickyTHOR's clock.
[08/08/17 01:48:32] QWERTY, Meistarin and bboston7 [56/1367] have team battled AssDisaster, StickyTHOR and Diamond [1258/1290] at [460,502] and lost! 1 day, 00:21:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/17 12:19:15] AssDisaster, NeilHanlon, BunzLee, and Vengeance have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/17 23:45:12] Tjololo [24/587] has challenged AssDisaster [471/511] in combat and lost! 11 days, 05:33:22 is added to Tjololo's clock.
[08/10/17 10:10:22] Vengeance, tsahyt and ius [529/1651] have team battled AssDisaster, ricin and MrNeon [691/2185] at [196,238] and lost! 0 days, 16:13:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/17 03:45:11] AssDisaster [508/511] has challenged Meistarin [123/441] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:05:57 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/11/17 07:16:32] AssDisaster, Bulwark and kiffren [748/1418] have team battled Diamond, JoeK and QWERTY [778/1493] at [344,1022] and lost! 1 day, 10:46:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/17 07:45:12] Meistarin [384/441] has challenged AssDisaster [191/511] in combat and won! 36 days, 02:03:33 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[08/11/17 15:51:56] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 17:17:24 from level 54.
[08/12/17 05:42:29] Tadruien, gollum and ius [1109/1678] have team battled AssDisaster, linuxdaemon and Roy_Mustang [510/1124] at [965,133] and won! 0 days, 04:44:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/17 13:45:11] TheMadHatter [768/948] has challenged AssDisaster [93/511] in combat and won! 160 days, 01:38:06 is removed from TheMadHatter's clock.
[08/13/17 11:51:22] AssDisaster [370/511] has come upon Mag [300/467] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:38:15 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/13/17 12:45:11] AssDisaster [99/511] has challenged SelfishShellfish [228/717] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:48:30 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/14/17 15:21:51] AssDisaster and Tadruien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/17 21:44:19] AssDisaster, Hitler and n0suchth1ng [1440/1442] have team battled NeilHanlon, Volkor and tsahyt [274/1148] at [709,757] and won! 3 days, 01:11:58 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/17 01:17:02] WcktKlwn [41/136] has challenged AssDisaster [172/511] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:37 is added to WcktKlwn's clock.
[08/15/17 03:45:12] AssDisaster [411/511] has challenged idlerpg [851/1374] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:40:42 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/15/17 12:43:33] AssDisaster ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:46:43 from level 54.
[08/15/17 13:14:43] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:42:08 towards level 54.
[08/16/17 22:45:13] AssDisaster [179/511] has challenged MPenguin [152/445] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:00:55 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/17/17 02:53:13] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:38:42 towards level 54.
[08/17/17 10:38:01] AssDisaster got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:04:11 from level 54.
[08/17/17 23:45:13] Angry_Bartender [380/454] has challenged AssDisaster [119/511] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:55:32 is removed from Angry_Bartender's clock.
[08/18/17 02:52:50] Salvorite, MPenguin and gollum [552/1175] have team battled bucketm0use, WcktKlwn and AssDisaster [674/1504] at [367,1009] and lost! 2 days, 19:20:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/17 15:16:12] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:44:45 towards level 54.
[08/20/17 06:02:09] skywavesurfer [85/210] has challenged AssDisaster [106/511] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:38 is added to skywavesurfer's clock.
[08/20/17 13:44:18] Jaded and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/17 10:45:13] AssDisaster [209/511] has challenged WcktKlwn [25/183] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:40:28 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/22/17 04:38:17] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:25:18 towards level 54.
[08/22/17 09:45:13] AssDisaster [24/511] has challenged Altdelete [158/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:23:54 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/22/17 14:45:13] AssDisaster [494/511] has challenged Hitler [24/526] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:45:59 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/22/17 15:20:10] AssDisaster, gollum and weylin [91/1557] have team battled Diamond, Dong and skywavesurfer [20/1070] at [860,163] and won! 0 days, 02:24:20 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/17 18:45:12] LittleBro [412/800] has challenged AssDisaster [183/511] in combat and won! 28 days, 01:36:15 is removed from LittleBro's clock.
[08/23/17 00:57:27] AssDisaster [42/523] has challenged SuperTeece [109/322] in combat and lost! 28 days, 07:04:29 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/23/17 05:59:32] AssDisaster [370/523] has come upon Skrede [442/586] and been defeated in combat! 34 days, 14:00:32 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/23/17 19:14:45] Dong [126/373] has challenged AssDisaster [492/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:47:18 is added to Dong's clock.
[08/23/17 21:30:57] AssDisaster, bboston7 and ius [500/1906] have team battled Skrede, QWERTY and tsahyt [1034/1476] at [874,106] and lost! 4 days, 13:54:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/17 23:01:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 249 days, 11:56:03 toward level 55.
[08/24/17 20:45:13] Salvorite [46/322] has challenged AssDisaster [440/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:58:16 is added to Salvorite's clock.
[10/03/17 10:03:23] AssDisaster and Hitler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/17 19:07:58] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 22 days, 17:42:04 towards level 55.
[10/04/17 04:11:40] AssDisaster [275/523] has come upon Gorgon [323/988] and been defeated in combat! 16 days, 15:57:26 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/04/17 04:26:54] AssDisaster got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 02:11:01 from level 55.
[10/04/17 17:56:54] skywavesurfer, Gorgon and Angry_Bartender [1592/1784] have team battled JoshCarter4, AssDisaster and Skrede [1103/1531] at [935,596] and won! 0 days, 10:24:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/17 17:58:00] AssDisaster, Skrede and Madbrad200 [290/1498] have team battled akaziel, skywavesurfer and Gorgon [447/1515] at [833,536] and lost! 3 days, 05:51:51 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/17 00:45:18] Zesty [368/394] has challenged AssDisaster [47/523] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:04:16 is removed from Zesty's clock.
[10/05/17 04:58:49] AssDisaster, Hammerfist and Lothar [385/1326] have team battled Gawble, UEdwards and MrNeon [1123/1289] at [685,866] and lost! 2 days, 22:29:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/17 00:45:16] AssDisaster [198/523] has challenged akaziel [237/296] in combat and lost! 15 days, 02:29:43 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/08/17 06:52:20] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 25 days, 06:11:49 towards level 55.
[10/08/17 10:48:16] n0suchth1ng, AssDisaster and Silforty [411/1243] have team battled Tadruien, osannatas and Tjololo [904/1498] at [950,299] and lost! 0 days, 11:07:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/17 17:45:16] AssDisaster [359/523] has challenged akaziel [103/296] in combat and won! 14 days, 07:20:42 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/10/17 04:45:17] Vengeance [87/447] has challenged AssDisaster [177/523] in combat and lost! 22 days, 10:52:10 is added to Vengeance's clock.
[11/15/17 03:48:05] Demeisen, Mango and UEdwards [239/958] have team battled MrNeon, ricin and AssDisaster [659/2321] at [620,165] and lost! 1 day, 00:02:35 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/17 03:55:12] AssDisaster [74/523] has challenged Beard [122/653] in combat and lost! 26 days, 11:09:31 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/15/17 05:12:06] MrNeon, Mango and ricin [683/2120] have team battled MPenguin, AssDisaster and Demeisen [1138/1666] at [582,234] and lost! 2 days, 23:20:49 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/17 18:58:25] JoeK, linuxdaemon and Zesty [439/1497] have team battled AssDisaster, tsahyt and Salvorite [556/1279] at [240,367] and lost! 0 days, 00:43:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/17 05:40:03] osannatas [297/390] has challenged AssDisaster [163/523] in combat and won! 22 days, 22:59:18 is removed from osannatas's clock.
[11/17/17 19:23:00] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 40 days, 05:47:59 towards level 55.
[11/17/17 20:39:06] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 25 days, 08:21:54 towards level 55.
[11/18/17 05:27:20] AssDisaster misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 23 days, 13:09:47 from level 55.
[11/18/17 14:42:26] KatnissEverdeen, r3v and Skrede [1195/1345] have team battled AssDisaster, UEdwards and Lothar [930/1206] at [258,649] and won! 1 day, 18:34:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/17 18:25:55] AssDisaster and Astroid have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/17 14:55:11] AssDisaster [208/523] has challenged LittleBro [422/838] in combat and lost! 26 days, 09:13:50 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/19/17 15:55:12] AssDisaster [123/523] has challenged RichardG867 [385/556] in combat and lost! 28 days, 11:48:32 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/20/17 04:55:10] AssDisaster [96/523] has challenged Mango [41/324] in combat and won! 34 days, 13:39:29 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/20/17 13:15:46] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 24 days, 10:37:46 towards level 55.
[11/20/17 17:20:49] WcktKlwn, EmberSpirit and Vengeance [818/1348] have team battled AssDisaster, Mango and Madbrad200 [815/1285] at [128,174] and won! 1 day, 19:50:37 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/17 20:55:10] AssDisaster [293/523] has challenged Madbrad200 [289/438] in combat and won! 35 days, 16:28:29 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/20/17 21:55:10] AssDisaster [372/523] has challenged Lothar [380/442] in combat and lost! 23 days, 02:17:34 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/21/17 22:13:12] EmberSpirit, Gorgon and AssDisaster [1164/2207] have team battled bucketm0use, MPenguin and Hammerfist [636/2007] at [107,752] and won! 1 day, 05:18:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/17 22:17:42] bucketm0use, Gawble and EmberSpirit [1806/2259] have team battled AssDisaster, UEdwards and Mimic [88/1199] at [943,936] and won! 0 days, 18:37:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/17 23:58:07] Gawble, Hitler and skywavesurfer [1430/1579] have team battled bucketm0use, AssDisaster and EmberSpirit [1000/2009] at [947,853] and won! 0 days, 18:22:59 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/17 11:38:54] ius, Astroid and webvictim [457/1613] have team battled Madbrad200, AssDisaster and UEdwards [149/1244] at [603,849] and won! 2 days, 12:18:56 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/17 12:51:18] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 18 days, 11:26:35 towards level 55.
[11/23/17 14:55:10] Beard [455/653] has challenged AssDisaster [146/523] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:54:01 is removed from Beard's clock.
[11/23/17 17:45:06] Manos, AssDisaster and webvictim [730/1346] have team battled UEdwards, Hammerfist and Astroid [18/1195] at [540,788] and won! 0 days, 04:31:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/17 22:50:52] Dumbfoundde4d, EmberSpirit and AssDisaster [641/1562] have team battled JoshCarter4, skywavesurfer and Volkor [961/1099] at [765,527] and lost! 0 days, 09:59:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/17 09:55:13] AssDisaster [433/523] has challenged WcktKlwn [251/288] in combat and won! 28 days, 18:46:04 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/25/17 15:54:17] Astroid, MrNeon and AssDisaster [691/1398] have team battled ricin, EmberSpirit and QWERTY [1164/2651] at [389,670] and lost! 3 days, 12:43:48 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/17 18:42:16] AssDisaster, QWERTY and EmberSpirit [153/1736] have team battled n0suchth1ng, SgtKeroro and TheMadHatter [8/2061] at [425,483] and won! 0 days, 01:25:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/17 15:30:10] AssDisaster, Meistarin and EmberSpirit [496/1632] have team battled SelfishShellfish, r3v and StellarMeadow [1026/1398] at [230,493] and lost! 52 days, 06:07:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/17 20:55:11] AssDisaster [27/523] has challenged Mimic [92/393] in combat and lost! 21 days, 22:21:12 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/27/17 01:55:12] AssDisaster [261/523] has challenged acydlord [82/428] in combat and won! 40 days, 04:52:57 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/27/17 09:55:10] AssDisaster [455/523] has challenged Vox [23/220] in combat and won! 20 days, 14:44:47 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/27/17 09:58:41] skywavesurfer, Vox and linuxdaemon [646/857] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, AssDisaster and tsahyt [1522/1807] at [555,177] and lost! 0 days, 01:02:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/17 20:55:11] bucketm0use [199/822] has challenged AssDisaster [83/523] in combat and won! 135 days, 02:46:47 is removed from bucketm0use's clock.
[11/27/17 21:01:37] AssDisaster, NeilHanlon and carblolymer [593/1276] have team battled Gawble, Beard and linuxdaemon [522/1763] at [647,37] and won! 0 days, 03:50:08 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/17 03:45:23] Beard, AssDisaster and Gawble [1452/1928] have team battled linuxdaemon, Tjololo and tsahyt [1009/1456] at [513,368] and won! 2 days, 15:21:30 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/17 07:49:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 113 days, 11:15:59 toward level 55.
[11/28/17 08:55:10] AssDisaster [36/523] has challenged PlotCitizen [579/665] in combat and lost! 10 days, 23:10:20 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/29/17 22:10:02] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 14:33:10 towards level 55.
[11/30/17 04:55:10] AssDisaster [380/523] has challenged Beard [281/653] in combat and won! 19 days, 09:25:45 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/30/17 09:13:34] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 13:15:31 towards level 55.
[11/30/17 11:04:06] AssDisaster and SgtKeroro have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/17 09:22:51] n0suchth1ng, NeilHanlon and AssDisaster [930/1503] have team battled tsahyt, kiffren and Hammerfist [990/1205] at [886,57] and lost! 4 days, 21:17:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/17 13:55:11] AssDisaster [305/523] has challenged MPenguin [373/786] in combat and lost! 8 days, 16:49:39 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/02/17 18:55:11] Bulwark [374/477] has challenged AssDisaster [418/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:52:40 is added to Bulwark's clock.
[12/02/17 21:55:11] webvictim [414/443] has challenged AssDisaster [19/523] in combat and won! 14 days, 05:34:49 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[12/03/17 01:38:36] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 26 days, 21:42:48 from level 55.
[12/03/17 05:55:10] Gorgon [294/912] has challenged AssDisaster [335/523] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:56:46 is added to Gorgon's clock.
[12/03/17 12:21:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 14 days, 08:14:39 toward level 55.
[12/04/17 01:55:10] AssDisaster [295/523] has challenged UEdwards [150/286] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:45:07 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/04/17 01:55:10] AssDisaster has dealt UEdwards a Critical Strike! 1 day, 14:11:08 is added to UEdwards's clock.
[12/05/17 17:14:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 6 days, 22:45:00 toward level 55.
[12/06/17 08:39:22] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:51:01 towards level 55.
[12/07/17 02:55:11] ScarletAngel [347/376] has challenged AssDisaster [376/523] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:54:52 is added to ScarletAngel's clock.
[12/07/17 03:22:10] AssDisaster, Madbrad200 and r3v [825/1266] have team battled bboston7, Bulwark and MrNeon [869/1530] at [957,792] and lost! 1 day, 21:56:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/17 05:48:30] r3v, AssDisaster and weabot [17/1150] have team battled gollum, Vengeance and Carbon [1094/1159] at [797,796] and lost! 1 day, 07:47:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/17 22:55:12] SelfishShellfish [213/719] has challenged AssDisaster [455/523] in combat and lost! 12 days, 19:09:16 is added to SelfishShellfish's clock.
[12/08/17 06:41:53] AssDisaster, Lothar and Dumbfoundde4d [526/1342] have team battled n0suchth1ng, MPenguin and Epic [836/1579] at [662,738] and lost! 1 day, 11:04:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/17 09:11:30] skywavesurfer [272/283] has challenged AssDisaster [378/523] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:25:56 is added to skywavesurfer's clock.
[12/08/17 13:55:11] AssDisaster [479/523] has challenged Angry_Bartender [329/538] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:28:13 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/08/17 13:55:11] AssDisaster has dealt Angry_Bartender a Critical Strike! 1 day, 05:13:52 is added to Angry_Bartender's clock.
[12/08/17 16:55:12] AssDisaster [346/523] has challenged gollum [348/474] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:39:56 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/08/17 20:55:10] AssDisaster [355/523] has challenged Zesty [25/487] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:23:12 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/08/17 23:55:10] AssDisaster [520/523] has challenged Meistarin [394/443] in combat and won! 17 days, 04:06:03 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/09/17 01:54:25] ricin, AssDisaster and Tjololo [2453/2547] have team battled Volkor, webvictim and JoshCarter4 [778/1281] at [646,944] and won! 13 days, 17:16:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/17 11:55:12] AssDisaster [148/523] has challenged Bulwark [399/477] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:29:54 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/10/17 01:55:12] linuxdaemon [215/358] has challenged AssDisaster [242/523] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:52:43 is added to linuxdaemon's clock.
[12/10/17 18:55:12] AssDisaster [33/523] has challenged Bulwark [430/477] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:43:59 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/10/17 22:16:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 25 days, 13:11:52 toward level 55.
[12/11/17 15:06:53] AssDisaster was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:35:42 from level 55.
[12/12/17 05:26:28] n0suchth1ng, QWERTY and linuxdaemon [371/1432] have team battled LittleBro, AssDisaster and Tadruien [1042/1864] at [752,414] and lost! 1 day, 07:02:24 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/17 17:53:56] AssDisaster, RichardG867 and Epic [708/1390] have team battled Vengeance, SgtKeroro and weylin [210/1740] at [790,780] and won! 4 days, 02:57:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/17 23:16:18] Epic, Altdelete and SelfishShellfish [1280/1488] have team battled AssDisaster, Dumbfoundde4d and Vox [568/1201] at [726,573] and won! 3 days, 06:05:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/17 11:55:11] Doctor_Colossus [548/855] has challenged AssDisaster [198/523] in combat and won! 48 days, 13:34:31 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[12/13/17 14:55:12] AssDisaster [425/523] has challenged Hammerfist [74/401] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:06:27 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/14/17 22:27:52] Beard, AssDisaster and Dumbfoundde4d [685/1552] have team battled tsahyt, bucketm0use and Astroid [886/1770] at [1018,270] and lost! 5 days, 13:01:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/17 23:55:10] Gawble [284/813] has challenged AssDisaster [374/523] in combat and lost! 106 days, 16:46:20 is added to Gawble's clock.
[12/15/17 03:51:31] AssDisaster bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:29:40 from level 55.
[12/15/17 03:55:11] AssDisaster [217/523] has challenged Gordigon [248/252] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:22:29 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/15/17 04:11:53] ius, NeilHanlon and Epic [810/1559] have team battled osannatas, bboston7 and AssDisaster [1217/1559] at [659,967] and lost! 1 day, 13:25:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/17 09:17:03] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:08:00 towards level 55.
[12/15/17 10:42:19] LittleBro, Dumbfoundde4d and skywavesurfer [1045/1497] have team battled AssDisaster, osannatas and Vox [524/1218] at [666,618] and won! 3 days, 04:58:29 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/17 13:55:12] AssDisaster [89/523] has challenged Dumbfoundde4d [212/376] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:02:30 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/15/17 21:07:25] JoshCarter4, AssDisaster and acydlord [731/1396] have team battled Epic, n0suchth1ng and MPenguin [1405/1523] at [612,809] and lost! 0 days, 20:56:52 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/17 22:55:11] AssDisaster [333/523] has challenged acydlord [0/439] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:43:59 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/16/17 00:52:39] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:08:15 towards level 55.
[12/16/17 04:52:52] Dumbfoundde4d, NeilHanlon and EmberSpirit [365/1478] have team battled bucketm0use, AssDisaster and Tjololo [1714/1934] at [749,125] and lost! 6 days, 21:41:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/17 07:55:12] AssDisaster [318/523] has challenged Meistarin [435/443] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:06:46 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/18/17 09:55:11] gollum [10/568] has challenged AssDisaster [257/523] in combat and lost! 14 days, 12:37:37 is added to gollum's clock.
[12/18/17 20:14:09] Gorgon, Demeisen, AssDisaster, and JoshCarter4 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/17 22:30:11] n0suchth1ng and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/17 22:31:39] gollum, UEdwards and AssDisaster [510/1382] have team battled Volkor, kiffren and Vishnu [891/935] at [668,451] and lost! 1 day, 12:53:30 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/17 00:55:11] Diamond [128/614] has challenged AssDisaster [363/523] in combat and lost! 24 days, 18:07:51 is added to Diamond's clock.
[12/19/17 02:22:36] bboston7 and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/17 04:34:31] AssDisaster, Mango and Gordigon [432/1110] have team battled LittleBro, Zesty and r3v [1281/1647] at [962,469] and lost! 0 days, 02:23:58 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/17 11:06:23] n0suchth1ng, EmberSpirit and ScarletAngel [117/1388] have team battled AssDisaster, BunzLee and LittleBro [1566/1913] at [901,504] and lost! 4 days, 17:40:38 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/17 07:08:06] AssDisaster was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:08:23 from level 55.
[12/21/17 18:09:19] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:02:31 towards level 55.
[12/21/17 21:15:56] Carbon [225/284] has challenged AssDisaster [398/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:06:55 is added to Carbon's clock.
[12/22/17 11:11:31] osannatas, Madbrad200 and Vox [879/1136] have team battled UEdwards, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [736/1535] at [704,119] and won! 0 days, 06:39:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/17 21:55:11] AssDisaster [370/523] has challenged osannatas [306/390] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:01:38 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/23/17 02:48:32] skywavesurfer, QWERTY and osannatas [164/1354] have team battled AssDisaster, gonzo and Manos [1440/1683] at [910,969] and lost! 0 days, 05:10:02 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/17 03:53:04] AssDisaster and Mango have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/17 04:08:41] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:45:18 towards level 55.
[12/23/17 07:55:12] AssDisaster [352/523] has challenged webvictim [152/453] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:36:15 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/25/17 00:51:18] webvictim, Meistarin and AssDisaster [993/1424] have team battled MrNeon, weabot and gollum [614/1339] at [637,752] and won! 1 day, 18:41:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/17 02:09:20] AssDisaster and webvictim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/17 02:55:12] AssDisaster [233/523] has challenged SelfishShellfish [24/721] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:29:07 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/26/17 12:14:09] NeilHanlon, EmberSpirit and AssDisaster [584/1625] have team battled Demeisen, UEdwards and TheMadHatter [349/1634] at [747,150] and won! 0 days, 19:43:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/17 15:28:47] pta2002, Tadruien and UEdwards [789/1026] have team battled AssDisaster, Demeisen and EmberSpirit [1211/1442] at [946,236] and lost! 0 days, 17:25:02 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/17 08:18:20] AssDisaster and Astroid have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/17 13:00:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 18:31:47 toward level 55.
[12/27/17 18:33:46] WcktKlwn, PlotCitizen and RichardG867 [1028/1499] have team battled Carbon, BunzLee and AssDisaster [277/1359] at [459,232] and won! 3 days, 00:49:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/17 20:09:43] ius [237/683] has come upon AssDisaster [176/523] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:22:44 is removed from ius's clock.
[12/28/17 21:55:12] Gawble [556/813] has challenged AssDisaster [520/523] in combat and won! 130 days, 17:00:18 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[12/29/17 17:55:10] AssDisaster [300/523] has challenged SelfishShellfish [444/721] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:02 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/29/17 21:04:39] AssDisaster [81/523] has challenged Bulwark [318/515] in combat and lost! 34 days, 19:15:43 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/30/17 05:55:11] NeilHanlon [533/554] has challenged AssDisaster [88/523] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:51:35 is removed from NeilHanlon's clock.
[12/30/17 21:55:10] AssDisaster [40/523] has challenged Epic [167/322] in combat and lost! 37 days, 05:00:54 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/31/17 21:54:52] gonzo, Flidd and Gordigon [552/1123] have team battled linuxdaemon, AssDisaster and Madbrad200 [75/1312] at [281,353] and won! 0 days, 00:17:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/18 15:24:39] linuxdaemon, MPenguin and Tjololo [308/1700] have team battled AssDisaster, webvictim and weabot [328/1353] at [383,237] and lost! 0 days, 16:10:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/18 21:38:48] Tjololo, Diamond and ius [362/1824] have team battled AssDisaster, tsahyt and webvictim [504/1404] at [518,267] and lost! 1 day, 00:24:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/18 23:55:12] Altdelete [72/466] has challenged AssDisaster [17/523] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:34:46 is removed from Altdelete's clock.
[01/02/18 13:55:11] AssDisaster [520/523] has challenged RichardG867 [464/556] in combat and won! 39 days, 14:56:18 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/03/18 07:55:10] Angry_Bartender [75/566] has challenged AssDisaster [159/523] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:29:45 is added to Angry_Bartender's clock.
[01/04/18 02:55:10] EmberSpirit [154/548] has challenged AssDisaster [85/523] in combat and won! 27 days, 07:42:20 is removed from EmberSpirit's clock.
[01/05/18 21:55:10] AssDisaster [114/523] has challenged SuperTeece [231/480] in combat and lost! 16 days, 19:18:12 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/06/18 02:55:11] AssDisaster [36/523] has challenged Salvorite [249/431] in combat and lost! 17 days, 23:11:05 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/06/18 05:32:02] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 11:18:04 towards level 56.
[01/06/18 09:04:49] Epic, AssDisaster, EmberSpirit, and tsahyt have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/18 09:55:12] AssDisaster [157/523] has challenged robflop [226/512] in combat and lost! 13 days, 12:53:24 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/07/18 02:55:10] AssDisaster [214/523] has challenged Vengeance [226/413] in combat and lost! 9 days, 07:14:58 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/07/18 08:55:12] AssDisaster [250/523] has challenged Gordigon [113/307] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:49:26 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/07/18 15:55:12] SuperTeece [442/480] has challenged AssDisaster [371/523] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:48:28 is removed from SuperTeece's clock.
[01/08/18 03:55:11] Meistarin [138/453] has challenged AssDisaster [50/523] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:08:51 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[01/08/18 21:43:31] Volkor, AssDisaster and KatnissEverdeen [735/1335] have team battled SelfishShellfish, Manos and UEdwards [1497/1528] at [281,821] and lost! 1 day, 18:27:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/18 22:30:51] AssDisaster, TheMadHatter and WcktKlwn [1174/1795] have team battled Gorgon, Gawble and KatnissEverdeen [116/2161] at [467,913] and won! 3 days, 11:31:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/18 01:30:56] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 00:02:21 towards level 56.
[01/09/18 14:39:28] AssDisaster and kiffren have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/18 16:11:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 45 days, 03:29:33 toward level 56.
[01/09/18 19:47:01] AssDisaster, webvictim and dorvin [337/1294] have team battled Vengeance, SgtKeroro and JoshCarter4 [1385/1552] at [530,692] and lost! 2 days, 03:19:09 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/18 21:22:17] SgtKeroro, AssDisaster and webvictim [84/1674] have team battled PlotCitizen, Gawble and dorvin [1284/1786] at [566,702] and lost! 0 days, 09:13:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/18 00:47:39] webvictim, dorvin and SuperTeece [1009/1268] have team battled TheMadHatter, AssDisaster and SgtKeroro [357/2205] at [494,666] and won! 0 days, 17:11:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/18 22:30:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 8 days, 23:33:15 toward level 56.
[01/11/18 09:55:12] AssDisaster [455/523] has challenged n0suchth1ng [319/451] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:17:13 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/11/18 10:55:50] NeilHanlon, tsahyt and SelfishShellfish [1006/1708] have team battled BunzLee, ius and AssDisaster [780/1786] at [767,249] and won! 0 days, 20:35:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/18 14:03:41] Sarah_Palin, AssDisaster and NeilHanlon [131/1464] have team battled ius, BunzLee and WcktKlwn [158/1551] at [910,254] and lost! 4 days, 07:20:21 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/18 16:07:36] AssDisaster [333/523] has come upon robflop [93/512] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:04:48 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/11/18 18:23:03] NeilHanlon, QWERTY and AssDisaster [652/1758] have team battled Gordigon, bboston7 and BunzLee [242/1540] at [897,251] and won! 0 days, 11:04:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/18 20:19:22] d4v2d, AssDisaster and Angry_Bartender [904/1296] have team battled Mango, SuperTeece and kiffren [1183/1248] at [395,830] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:41 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/18 06:51:43] Bulwark, Hitler and ricin [190/2458] have team battled Manos, AssDisaster and MrNeon [1144/1452] at [414,432] and lost! 0 days, 20:01:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/18 09:55:06] Tjololo, AssDisaster and tsahyt [133/1492] have team battled Manos, Volkor and NeilHanlon [731/1466] at [379,631] and lost! 4 days, 06:52:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/18 14:55:12] RichardG867 [275/543] has challenged AssDisaster [518/523] in combat and lost! 78 days, 23:56:56 is added to RichardG867's clock.
[01/13/18 23:38:33] Bulwark, Gorgon and kiffren [155/1871] have team battled AssDisaster, BunzLee and n0suchth1ng [1429/1554] at [188,615] and lost! 0 days, 16:11:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/18 06:55:11] Meistarin [42/453] has challenged AssDisaster [95/523] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:49:00 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[01/14/18 22:02:21] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:52:12 towards level 56.
[01/15/18 18:23:52] UEdwards, kiffren and Gordigon [452/1050] have team battled SgtKeroro, Gawble and AssDisaster [1059/2041] at [185,847] and lost! 0 days, 06:41:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/18 22:49:25] AssDisaster lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:58:30 from level 56.
[01/16/18 22:55:40] random-nick, AssDisaster and MrNeon [103/1285] have team battled weabot, UEdwards and d4v2d [155/929] at [471,597] and lost! 3 days, 06:40:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/18 01:32:02] TheMadHatter, AssDisaster and kiffren [1040/1940] have team battled Bulwark, linuxdaemon and carblolymer [589/1210] at [430,293] and won! 0 days, 11:10:52 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/18 04:22:11] n0suchth1ng, weylin and Astroid [1591/1643] have team battled JoshCarter4, KatnissEverdeen and AssDisaster [499/1284] at [838,652] and won! 24 days, 02:50:52 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/18 19:28:38] subfuse [86/115] has challenged AssDisaster [430/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:41 is added to subfuse's clock.
[01/19/18 21:55:10] AssDisaster [51/523] has challenged UEdwards [37/309] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:27:53 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/20/18 01:24:01] AssDisaster, Mango and Gordigon [200/1165] have team battled Volkor, Tjololo and Gawble [838/1753] at [492,766] and lost! 2 days, 11:55:54 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/18 05:50:17] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:00:41 towards level 56.
[01/20/18 13:55:12] LittleBro [112/811] has challenged AssDisaster [488/523] in combat and lost! 19 days, 21:59:35 is added to LittleBro's clock.
[01/21/18 06:55:12] kiffren [391/438] has challenged AssDisaster [6/523] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:52:02 is removed from kiffren's clock.
[01/21/18 10:55:12] AssDisaster [396/523] has challenged Gordigon [224/316] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:13:45 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/22/18 23:55:10] bucketm0use [704/824] has challenged AssDisaster [0/523] in combat and won! 23 days, 09:58:35 is removed from bucketm0use's clock.
[01/23/18 00:40:30] Mimic, random-nick and ius [411/1416] have team battled SuperTeece, StellarMeadow and AssDisaster [824/1409] at [920,190] and lost! 0 days, 01:47:54 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/18 03:39:27] Tjololo, SuperTeece and AssDisaster [586/1553] have team battled StellarMeadow, JoeK and electrostat [741/1701] at [739,162] and lost! 6 days, 22:13:38 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/18 05:32:25] Gordigon, AssDisaster and Sarah_Palin [509/1226] have team battled Angry_Bartender, JoeK and Vox [163/1577] at [139,472] and won! 0 days, 22:08:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/18 08:51:37] Demeisen, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [144/1631] have team battled Bulwark, Lothar and Gordigon [688/1307] at [177,298] and lost! 7 days, 21:12:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/18 21:55:10] weylin [398/670] has challenged AssDisaster [69/523] in combat and won! 21 days, 20:11:04 is removed from weylin's clock.
[01/25/18 12:26:53] Tadruien, AssDisaster and ius [1053/1703] have team battled webvictim, SgtKeroro and NeilHanlon [971/1704] at [10,786] and won! 9 days, 08:27:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/18 02:32:44] MPenguin, Vengeance and Tadruien [719/1765] have team battled SelfishShellfish, carblolymer and AssDisaster [172/1592] at [436,879] and won! 0 days, 07:01:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/18 11:11:46] Diamond, jticket and Volkor [562/1109] have team battled ScarletAngel, pta2002 and AssDisaster [703/1174] at [918,921] and lost! 0 days, 00:28:24 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/18 13:33:10] dorvin, Diamond and CuntBottom [313/1151] have team battled TheMadHatter, KatnissEverdeen and AssDisaster [1273/1939] at [564,848] and lost! 0 days, 02:25:21 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/18 22:43:32] AssDisaster and Lothar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/18 03:55:10] AssDisaster [138/523] has challenged gonzo [496/690] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:35:07 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/29/18 06:55:10] gonzo [398/690] has challenged AssDisaster [163/523] in combat and won! 59 days, 06:45:32 is removed from gonzo's clock.
[01/29/18 10:55:11] Demeisen [81/395] has challenged AssDisaster [472/523] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:24:15 is added to Demeisen's clock.
[01/29/18 13:55:12] AssDisaster [393/523] has challenged ius [122/683] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:59:34 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/23/18 16:37:22] Demeisen, AssDisaster and n0suchth1ng [1447/1507] have team battled Angry_Bartender, TheMadHatter and ius [14/2284] at [896,562] and won! 2 days, 21:10:39 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/18 21:25:47] AssDisaster and Lothar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/18 22:29:31] AssDisaster got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:52:47 from level 56.
[02/24/18 01:27:21] jticket, Gorgon and weylin [981/1886] have team battled random-nick, AssDisaster and Mimic [439/1298] at [1013,271] and won! 1 day, 08:58:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/18 02:57:49] Odd, AssDisaster and random-nick [952/1152] have team battled weabot, UEdwards and jticket [999/1037] at [840,203] and lost! 0 days, 10:08:09 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/18 03:55:11] AssDisaster [464/523] has challenged ScarletAngel [7/387] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:45:01 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/24/18 09:23:52] AssDisaster [406/523] has come upon pta2002 [71/265] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:53:43 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/24/18 09:23:52] AssDisaster has dealt pta2002 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:51:55 is added to pta2002's clock.
[02/24/18 11:30:17] jticket, pta2002 and Bantos [646/712] have team battled Odd, Lothar and AssDisaster [495/1248] at [952,100] and won! 0 days, 03:01:18 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/18 17:55:10] TheMadHatter [197/992] has challenged AssDisaster [7/523] in combat and won! 106 days, 20:03:11 is removed from TheMadHatter's clock.
[02/24/18 21:55:10] LittleBro [668/828] has challenged AssDisaster [173/523] in combat and won! 110 days, 16:49:07 is removed from LittleBro's clock.
[02/25/18 05:55:14] AssDisaster left his weapon out in the rain to rust! AssDisaster's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/25/18 22:27:42] AssDisaster [319/518] has come upon gonzo [251/693] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:36:28 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/26/18 01:55:10] JoeK [204/660] has challenged AssDisaster [307/518] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:35:35 is added to JoeK's clock.
[02/26/18 02:55:10] AssDisaster [138/518] has challenged SelfishShellfish [499/708] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:19:59 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/26/18 07:33:21] AssDisaster lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:34:05 from level 56.
[02/27/18 06:07:59] weabot, Epic and Brog [686/1181] have team battled Manos, AssDisaster and SuperTeece [399/1560] at [846,437] and won! 0 days, 04:46:50 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/18 13:39:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1 day, 06:27:58 toward level 56.
[02/27/18 14:55:11] AssDisaster [407/518] has challenged Carbon [273/373] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:54:36 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/28/18 02:19:34] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:18:22 towards level 56.
[02/28/18 02:32:43] AssDisaster, SuperTeece and acydlord [1406/1484] have team battled Meistarin, weabot and UEdwards [234/1380] at [832,392] and won! 2 days, 05:51:06 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/18 10:55:12] AssDisaster [117/518] has challenged random-nick [201/384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:32 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/28/18 16:55:10] Beard [114/698] has challenged AssDisaster [287/518] in combat and lost! 8 days, 09:35:03 is added to Beard's clock.
[03/01/18 21:56:41] carblolymer, Gordigon and Brog [822/958] have team battled AssDisaster, MPenguin and LittleBro [2165/2212] at [876,345] and lost! 1 day, 06:06:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/18 05:39:13] Salvorite, linuxdaemon and fastfinge [597/1139] have team battled AssDisaster, acydlord and Tadruien [910/1469] at [338,771] and lost! 0 days, 12:19:41 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/18 15:22:36] linuxdaemon, AssDisaster and FueL [703/1214] have team battled Tadruien, Mimic and Meistarin [466/1472] at [426,521] and won! 0 days, 21:09:48 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/18 17:21:33] FueL, Meistarin and AssDisaster [1410/1434] have team battled random-nick, StellarMeadow and Gorgon [1430/1726] at [361,692] and lost! 0 days, 16:32:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/18 22:02:55] Gordigon, TheMadHatter and MrNeon [145/1740] have team battled acydlord, AssDisaster and r3v [1327/1466] at [122,259] and lost! 1 day, 23:24:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/18 23:28:23] tsahyt, Angry_Bartender and carblolymer [795/1379] have team battled Vox, fastfinge and AssDisaster [11/1215] at [324,25] and won! 1 day, 01:56:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/18 04:55:11] AssDisaster [106/518] has challenged Bulwark [42/573] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:52:23 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/07/18 07:55:10] AssDisaster [322/518] has challenged Hammerfist [197/433] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:23:44 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/07/18 21:55:12] Manos [351/575] has challenged AssDisaster [469/518] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:23:09 is added to Manos's clock.
[03/08/18 06:53:49] AssDisaster, Gawble and acydlord [944/1817] have team battled r3v, TheMadHatter and Angry_Bartender [1612/2023] at [108,28] and lost! 0 days, 07:52:10 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/18 23:24:12] linuxdaemon, AssDisaster and SuperTeece [1297/1386] have team battled Vengeance, Meistarin and KatnissEverdeen [15/1383] at [255,440] and won! 0 days, 13:25:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/18 23:31:46] Cypher [136/218] has challenged AssDisaster [71/518] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:06:55 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[03/09/18 00:50:51] Vengeance, AssDisaster and KatnissEverdeen [715/1316] have team battled linuxdaemon, electrostat and SuperTeece [65/1529] at [212,370] and won! 0 days, 06:18:58 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/18 19:31:58] AssDisaster, weabot and SuperTeece [982/1481] have team battled random-nick, MPenguin and Manos [515/1760] at [486,524] and won! 0 days, 04:01:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/18 18:13:05] Meistarin, linuxdaemon and gonzo [530/1643] have team battled AssDisaster, Vox and Altdelete [463/1526] at [820,197] and won! 2 days, 07:18:58 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/18 18:45:31] AssDisaster [410/793] has challenged gonzo [118/693] in combat and won! 73 days, 09:12:35 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/12/18 19:10:06] NeilHanlon, AssDisaster and weabot [75/1823] have team battled dorvin, Bulwark and CuntBottom [777/1308] at [127,187] and lost! 8 days, 07:29:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/18 07:55:12] SelfishShellfish [703/720] has challenged AssDisaster [175/793] in combat and won! 27 days, 22:11:33 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[03/13/18 22:25:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 144 days, 02:16:47 toward level 57.
[03/14/18 13:55:10] Madbrad200 [528/578] has challenged AssDisaster [291/793] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:51 is removed from Madbrad200's clock.
[03/15/18 22:55:11] linuxdaemon [90/394] has challenged AssDisaster [341/793] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:54:50 is added to linuxdaemon's clock.
[03/16/18 06:22:32] AssDisaster got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 13:42:00 from level 57.
[03/16/18 10:09:22] AssDisaster got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 14 days, 16:41:17 from level 57.
[03/17/18 00:55:10] Epic [94/475] has challenged AssDisaster [193/793] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:54:42 is added to Epic's clock.
[03/17/18 19:55:12] AssDisaster [356/793] has challenged StellarMeadow [20/391] in combat and won! 14 days, 16:31:04 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/18/18 18:25:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 67 days, 07:14:02 toward level 57.
[03/19/18 04:31:47] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:20:32 towards level 57.
[03/20/18 14:55:11] Gorgon [187/943] has challenged AssDisaster [632/793] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:28:46 is added to Gorgon's clock.
[03/20/18 17:55:10] Manos [210/608] has challenged AssDisaster [50/793] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:06:27 is removed from Manos's clock.
[03/20/18 17:55:10] In the fierce battle, AssDisaster dropped his level 292 pair of boots! Manos picks it up, tossing his old level 44 pair of boots to AssDisaster.
[03/20/18 18:49:40] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:49:33 towards level 57.
[03/20/18 20:51:25] weylin, Volkor and Hammerfist [120/1518] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, AssDisaster and LittleBro [1599/1805] at [875,12] and lost! 0 days, 17:35:29 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/18 00:40:06] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:35:40 towards level 57.
[03/21/18 06:54:18] NeilHanlon, gonzo and bboston7 [950/1826] have team battled AssDisaster, Carbon and ScarletAngel [855/1323] at [139,299] and won! 3 days, 06:05:20 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/18 11:17:51] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:17:55 towards level 57.
[03/21/18 16:55:12] LittleBro [409/828] has challenged AssDisaster [27/521] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:16:41 is removed from LittleBro's clock.
[03/22/18 13:06:06] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:05:33 towards level 57.
[03/22/18 15:55:12] acydlord [307/590] has challenged AssDisaster [147/521] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:32:11 is removed from acydlord's clock.
[03/23/18 08:27:26] bboston7, Bantos and AssDisaster [90/1366] have team battled Tadruien, Brog and Volkor [711/1303] at [868,922] and lost! 0 days, 15:17:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/18 11:33:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 18 days, 11:56:04 toward level 57.
[03/23/18 12:12:48] Mimic, AssDisaster and pta2002 [884/1180] have team battled JoeK, weabot and fastfinge [325/1481] at [580,36] and won! 1 day, 03:47:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/18 16:55:10] AssDisaster [177/521] has challenged Tjololo [407/523] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:17:57 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/25/18 01:55:11] AssDisaster [217/521] has challenged Diamond [489/515] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:51:17 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/25/18 04:04:10] CuntBottom, dorvin and AssDisaster [487/1264] have team battled Bulwark, random-nick and fastfinge [1241/1314] at [326,8] and lost! 3 days, 00:59:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/18 06:55:12] AssDisaster [95/521] has challenged Manos [120/899] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:50:37 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/27/18 12:50:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 3 days, 00:23:00 toward level 57.
[03/27/18 14:55:11] AssDisaster [120/521] has challenged fastfinge [296/352] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:45:47 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/27/18 17:21:13] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:05:34 towards level 57.
[03/27/18 17:36:18] SelfishShellfish stole AssDisaster's level 46 set of leggings while they were sleeping! SelfishShellfish leaves his old level 41 set of leggings behind, which AssDisaster then takes.
[03/27/18 19:05:27] webvictim, Cata and bboston7 [1077/1325] have team battled AssDisaster, Gawble and r3v [1617/1783] at [973,607] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:07 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/18 22:55:11] RichardG867 [489/546] has challenged AssDisaster [340/515] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:23:12 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[03/27/18 23:32:20] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:38:17 towards level 57.
[03/28/18 13:03:20] sithrebel, AssDisaster and jlc [612/1008] have team battled electrostat, fastfinge and pta2002 [1352/1401] at [861,286] and lost! 0 days, 01:37:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/18 13:55:12] AssDisaster [382/515] has challenged CuntBottom [143/358] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:37:46 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/30/18 08:41:04] MPenguin, Beard and sithrebel [1796/1956] have team battled AssDisaster, JoshCarter4 and acydlord [101/1484] at [949,618] and won! 0 days, 03:15:00 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/18 10:55:11] AssDisaster [367/515] has challenged Bulwark [454/573] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:01:47 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/31/18 13:07:28] AssDisaster, Meistarin and SuperTeece [457/1646] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, Tjololo and Madbrad200 [1227/1558] at [700,716] and lost! 2 days, 20:25:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/18 00:07:17] Dumbfoundde4d, Madbrad200 and Diamond [991/1550] have team battled AssDisaster, Hammerfist and sithrebel [969/1182] at [688,621] and won! 1 day, 03:11:05 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/18 00:55:11] AssDisaster [23/515] has challenged carblolymer [284/356] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:54:55 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/01/18 18:55:11] Zesty [330/579] has challenged AssDisaster [247/515] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:43:03 is removed from Zesty's clock.
[04/01/18 21:55:11] AssDisaster [339/515] has challenged Volkor [195/407] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:37:40 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/02/18 04:57:13] AssDisaster, Dumbfoundde4d and Diamond [341/1487] have team battled sithrebel, Jaime and Gordigon [86/1099] at [550,242] and won! 0 days, 11:25:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/18 17:01:35] sithrebel, DoctorRaptorMD and jlc [557/1043] have team battled TheMadHatter, AssDisaster and weylin [896/2129] at [634,420] and lost! 0 days, 01:01:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/18 21:38:49] Tjololo, passwordistaco and AssDisaster [378/1319] have team battled Altdelete, Zesty and Beard [1180/1734] at [827,58] and lost! 0 days, 00:54:18 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/18 23:25:12] AssDisaster saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:15:12 from level 57.
[04/03/18 07:55:11] Diamond [383/515] has challenged AssDisaster [203/515] in combat and won! 34 days, 06:06:12 is removed from Diamond's clock.
[04/03/18 09:35:36] AssDisaster and SgtKeroro have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/18 18:37:09] passwordistaco, SuperTeece and AssDisaster [84/1363] have team battled Madbrad200, ius and Jaime [309/1659] at [580,205] and lost! 0 days, 21:43:42 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/18 05:55:12] SgtKeroro [629/700] has challenged AssDisaster [375/515] in combat and won! 159 days, 21:16:03 is removed from SgtKeroro's clock.
[04/04/18 16:25:39] Salvorite, quantumsuicide, Bulwark, and AssDisaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/05/18 04:04:19] AssDisaster and Vox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/18 05:55:10] Volkor [48/407] has challenged AssDisaster [111/515] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:09:15 is added to Volkor's clock.
[04/05/18 10:55:11] random-nick [262/396] has challenged AssDisaster [9/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:05:11 is removed from random-nick's clock.
[04/05/18 14:44:07] tsahyt, dorvin and ScarletAngel [1146/1268] have team battled Demeisen, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [1491/1764] at [701,267] and lost! 1 day, 21:01:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/18 18:55:11] AssDisaster [92/515] has challenged acydlord [124/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:04:27 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/07/18 02:55:12] Doctor_Colossus [602/935] has challenged AssDisaster [438/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:25 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[04/07/18 18:22:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 3 days, 06:56:50 toward level 57.
[04/07/18 18:58:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 12:14:05 toward level 57.
[04/08/18 20:42:10] Dumbfoundde4d, quantumsuicide and Beard [938/1706] have team battled Vengeance, AssDisaster and Bantos [811/1249] at [742,1001] and won! 15 days, 06:12:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/18 08:55:11] AssDisaster [368/515] has challenged ius [782/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:30:38 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/09/18 15:21:58] Brog [154/450] has challenged AssDisaster [164/515] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:48 is added to Brog's clock.
[04/09/18 20:38:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 10:38:36 toward level 57.
[04/09/18 22:55:10] Demeisen [310/529] has challenged AssDisaster [166/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:47:51 is removed from Demeisen's clock.
[04/10/18 04:57:11] AssDisaster and Lothar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/18 07:52:48] AssDisaster [308/523] has challenged Bantos [86/290] in combat and won! 60 days, 04:11:31 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/10/18 23:06:17] Rellik, kiffren and quantumsuicide [456/919] have team battled NeilHanlon, AssDisaster and weylin [549/1774] at [395,396] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/18 10:55:11] AssDisaster [178/523] has challenged carblolymer [335/359] in combat and lost! 48 days, 08:40:54 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/11/18 13:55:11] AssDisaster [109/523] has challenged Altdelete [245/452] in combat and lost! 51 days, 17:43:10 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/11/18 18:13:06] zebraman, SuperTeece and acydlord [1013/1323] have team battled Mimic, Altdelete and AssDisaster [866/1327] at [962,23] and won! 0 days, 06:21:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/18 14:32:02] ius, AssDisaster and Diamond [534/1830] have team battled Vengeance, n0suchth1ng and Bantos [927/1188] at [561,33] and lost! 25 days, 11:28:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/18 16:02:19] Diamond, Bulwark and pta2002 [152/1349] have team battled AssDisaster, zebraman and fastfinge [518/1069] at [701,151] and lost! 0 days, 06:56:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/18 21:54:27] TinyTimmyTokyo [111/198] has challenged AssDisaster [428/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:01 is added to TinyTimmyTokyo's clock.
[04/12/18 22:52:40] NeilHanlon [296/551] has come upon AssDisaster [453/523] and been defeated in combat! 118 days, 14:20:30 is added to NeilHanlon's clock.
[04/14/18 05:55:11] AssDisaster [419/523] has challenged Gawble [501/810] in combat and lost! 73 days, 07:17:40 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/15/18 00:43:27] AssDisaster ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 44 days, 08:24:37 from level 58.
[04/16/18 08:59:00] Gordigon, AssDisaster and Meistarin [1339/1624] have team battled passwordistaco, Vengeance and LittleBro [373/1580] at [865,641] and won! 0 days, 03:20:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/18 14:15:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 445 days, 18:07:09 toward level 58.
[04/17/18 21:55:51] AssDisaster and kiffren have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/18 12:13:49] AssDisaster met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 29 days, 16:26:49 from level 58.
[04/19/18 00:05:06] Altdelete, AssDisaster and Sarah_Palin [1371/1372] have team battled RichardG867, Lothar and kiffren [1341/1393] at [687,825] and won! 9 days, 10:26:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/18 02:55:12] AssDisaster [45/523] has challenged Tjololo [100/485] in combat and lost! 39 days, 22:25:19 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/20/18 13:55:12] AssDisaster [92/523] has challenged RichardG867 [304/534] in combat and lost! 38 days, 13:48:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/20/18 16:55:12] LittleBro [573/828] has challenged AssDisaster [379/523] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:14:00 is removed from LittleBro's clock.
[04/20/18 17:55:11] AssDisaster [490/523] has challenged linuxdaemon [271/467] in combat and won! 62 days, 11:19:24 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/20/18 17:55:11] In the fierce battle, linuxdaemon dropped his level 39 charm! AssDisaster picks it up, tossing his old level 16 charm to linuxdaemon.
[04/20/18 21:55:11] JoeK [651/671] has challenged AssDisaster [247/548] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:51:46 is removed from JoeK's clock.
[04/21/18 04:55:11] AssDisaster [482/548] has challenged Dumbfoundde4d [472/535] in combat and won! 54 days, 22:05:04 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/21/18 12:55:11] AssDisaster [299/548] has challenged Brog [6/456] in combat and won! 40 days, 05:47:43 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/21/18 22:45:05] AssDisaster [282/548] has come upon gonzo [263/740] and taken them in combat! 47 days, 00:42:09 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/21/18 23:55:10] AssDisaster [289/548] has challenged Bantos [17/290] in combat and won! 28 days, 07:43:15 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/22/18 01:55:10] AssDisaster [378/548] has challenged tsahyt [207/445] in combat and won! 34 days, 08:29:17 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/22/18 03:55:11] Volkor [71/365] has challenged AssDisaster [67/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:12:03 is removed from Volkor's clock.
[04/24/18 22:01:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 23 days, 10:10:25 toward level 58.
[04/24/18 23:55:11] AssDisaster [480/548] has challenged MPenguin [289/1019] in combat and won! 15 days, 23:09:28 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/26/18 06:14:38] weylin, Gawble and Epic [1861/2024] have team battled AssDisaster, kiffren and Doctor_Colossus [744/1826] at [854,94] and won! 0 days, 13:08:04 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/18 08:24:36] Angry_Bartender, Meistarin and LittleBro [1612/2126] have team battled MPenguin, kiffren and AssDisaster [1492/1905] at [723,214] and won! 26 days, 03:01:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/18 19:55:11] ius [406/787] has challenged AssDisaster [121/548] in combat and won! 80 days, 12:43:32 is removed from ius's clock.
[04/27/18 16:16:35] AssDisaster and Meistarin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/18 16:33:05] Jaime, AssDisaster and StellarMeadow [1095/1332] have team battled random-nick, acydlord and SelfishShellfish [108/1607] at [226,867] and won! 0 days, 17:40:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/18 15:44:49] passwordistaco stole AssDisaster's level 83 tunic while they were sleeping! passwordistaco leaves his old level 54 tunic behind, which AssDisaster then takes.
[04/29/18 04:55:11] ius [89/787] has challenged AssDisaster [319/517] in combat and lost! 37 days, 23:51:17 is added to ius's clock.
[04/30/18 16:40:36] AssDisaster, Meistarin and Gorgon [492/1856] have team battled Lothar, MrNeon and Doctor_Colossus [724/2053] at [787,918] and lost! 11 days, 22:52:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/18 00:56:19] UEdwards, AssDisaster, KatnissEverdeen, and Tjololo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/18 04:48:13] AssDisaster and JoshCarter4 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/18 04:52:35] AssDisaster and Lothar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/18 06:26:56] CuntBottom, WcktKlwn and Manos [1472/1538] have team battled Bantos, AssDisaster and Carbon [384/1157] at [925,418] and won! 0 days, 03:25:33 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/18 11:22:26] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:21:19 towards level 58.
[05/03/18 20:55:12] Gawble [513/810] has challenged AssDisaster [235/517] in combat and won! 148 days, 10:40:39 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[05/03/18 23:56:38] Tadruien, Mimic and AssDisaster [512/1362] have team battled WcktKlwn, TinyTimmyTokyo and Tjololo [262/1093] at [151,289] and won! 1 day, 23:49:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/18 01:55:11] AssDisaster [141/517] has challenged Tjololo [81/485] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:47:37 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/04/18 06:55:12] AssDisaster [502/517] has challenged KatnissEverdeen [35/407] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:55:48 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/04/18 19:55:10] AssDisaster [337/517] has challenged Jaime [378/393] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:14:02 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/04/18 21:55:10] Gawble [34/810] has challenged AssDisaster [10/517] in combat and won! 113 days, 16:02:47 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[05/04/18 23:55:36] Bulwark, AssDisaster and Madbrad200 [880/1680] have team battled weabot, Altdelete and UEdwards [779/1271] at [999,600] and won! 3 days, 04:20:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/18 10:52:31] AssDisaster and Tjololo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/18 11:54:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1 day, 09:05:16 toward level 58.
[05/06/18 13:08:30] pta2002, electrostat and AssDisaster [638/1565] have team battled ius, Bulwark and FueL [1165/1765] at [954,53] and lost! 0 days, 01:16:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/18 00:55:12] kiffren [99/436] has challenged AssDisaster [39/517] in combat and won! 19 days, 01:24:09 is removed from kiffren's clock.
[05/08/18 11:35:55] Tadruien [276/493] has come upon AssDisaster [405/517] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:38:05 is added to Tadruien's clock.
[05/11/18 13:59:09] Beard, SelfishShellfish and TinyTimmyTokyo [280/1814] have team battled AssDisaster, Zesty and triarii [699/1524] at [550,594] and lost! 0 days, 20:29:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/18 15:21:43] AssDisaster and Rhet have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/18 04:42:29] LittleBro, NeilHanlon and AssDisaster [583/1896] have team battled linuxdaemon, Gawble and triarii [756/1507] at [501,514] and lost! 2 days, 22:25:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/18 08:55:10] webvictim [194/447] has challenged AssDisaster [8/517] in combat and won! 50 days, 17:10:21 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[05/12/18 20:11:55] bboston7 and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/18 04:06:58] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:35:34 towards level 58.
[05/13/18 21:55:11] AssDisaster [113/517] has challenged Meistarin [187/584] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:15:18 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/14/18 04:44:42] Volkor, Gawble and acydlord [894/1637] have team battled AssDisaster, CuntBottom and RichardG867 [1012/1439] at [99,737] and lost! 0 days, 01:21:28 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/18 13:55:11] Sarah_Palin [230/394] has challenged AssDisaster [333/517] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:51:04 is added to Sarah_Palin's clock.
[05/16/18 13:18:11] Volkor, dorvin and Vox [1112/1339] have team battled carblolymer, AssDisaster and electrostat [976/1667] at [713,930] and won! 1 day, 02:12:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/18 03:09:42] bboston7 and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/18 04:55:11] AssDisaster [53/517] has challenged n0suchth1ng [269/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:03:56 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/17/18 08:55:12] AssDisaster [497/517] has challenged bboston7 [36/554] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:08:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/17/18 09:55:12] Gawble [607/750] has challenged AssDisaster [216/517] in combat and won! 16 days, 18:38:44 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[05/19/18 00:06:15] AssDisaster lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:05:04 from level 58.
[05/19/18 17:43:33] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:02:30 towards level 58.
[05/19/18 17:55:11] Vengeance [99/457] has challenged AssDisaster [27/517] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:53:22 is removed from Vengeance's clock.
[05/19/18 23:18:35] weylin, Zesty and FueL [318/1833] have team battled quantumsuicide, Beard and AssDisaster [47/1723] at [21,556] and won! 2 days, 14:16:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/18 23:55:12] electrostat [146/783] has challenged AssDisaster [206/517] in combat and lost! 189 days, 18:00:47 is added to electrostat's clock.
[05/20/18 14:33:10] zebraman, Diamond and AssDisaster [244/1373] have team battled CuntBottom, Vox and dorvin [715/1333] at [516,611] and lost! 1 day, 08:07:56 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/18 17:37:06] JoeK, Carbon and zebraman [1181/1362] have team battled Brog, Diamond and AssDisaster [431/1501] at [276,682] and won! 0 days, 03:36:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/18 17:45:27] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 07:06:06 from level 58.
[05/20/18 17:50:12] Diamond, Epic and dorvin [960/1427] have team battled Carbon, JoeK and AssDisaster [50/1542] at [453,602] and won! 8 days, 23:19:55 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/18 21:37:04] Meistarin, AssDisaster and Diamond [1665/1866] have team battled kiffren, webvictim and Lothar [975/1387] at [335,430] and won! 2 days, 03:03:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/18 00:27:55] Bantos [330/366] has come upon AssDisaster [45/517] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:56:49 is removed from Bantos's clock.
[05/22/18 11:57:20] webvictim, zebraman and ius [1508/1552] have team battled AssDisaster, Salvorite and Gorgon [1156/1775] at [822,302] and won! 0 days, 07:08:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/18 05:13:46] AssDisaster [117/517] has come upon Volkor [258/380] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:24:18 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/23/18 06:59:35] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:43:43 towards level 58.
[05/23/18 18:43:03] n0suchth1ng and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/18 00:08:15] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:09:02 towards level 58.
[05/24/18 14:27:29] AssDisaster misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:03:02 from level 58.
[05/24/18 18:09:54] AssDisaster, Bulwark and skywavesurfer [350/1517] have team battled CuntBottom, UEdwards and kiffren [364/1154] at [508,611] and lost! 0 days, 18:45:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/18 21:06:09] dorvin, skywavesurfer and weylin [604/1473] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, ius and AssDisaster [1919/2235] at [722,902] and lost! 0 days, 17:32:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/18 00:22:29] AssDisaster [204/517] has come upon CuntBottom [45/374] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:38:03 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/25/18 09:14:25] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 09:00:02 from level 58.
[05/25/18 09:27:17] AssDisaster, Tadruien and Tjololo [1107/1485] have team battled LittleBro, tsahyt and CuntBottom [1526/1664] at [493,881] and lost! 0 days, 23:55:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/18 22:55:10] AssDisaster [313/517] has challenged Bantos [132/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:36:32 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/26/18 22:55:10] AssDisaster has dealt Bantos a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:28:18 is added to Bantos's clock.
[05/28/18 05:29:52] Meistarin, AssDisaster and MPenguin [719/2395] have team battled KatnissEverdeen, Bantos and quantumsuicide [263/1260] at [594,46] and won! 0 days, 12:58:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/18 00:55:11] AssDisaster [142/517] has challenged skywavesurfer [134/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:34:30 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/29/18 16:14:30] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:37 towards level 58.
[05/29/18 16:58:27] DoctorRaptorMD, Zesty and jlc [1368/1641] have team battled webvictim, MPenguin and AssDisaster [1462/2020] at [501,145] and lost! 1 day, 21:56:44 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/18 01:55:12] AssDisaster [512/517] has challenged Carbon [222/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:16:56 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/30/18 04:12:12] AssDisaster [239/520] has challenged Tadruien [186/488] in combat and won! 138 days, 18:40:04 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/30/18 09:55:12] kiffren [240/437] has challenged AssDisaster [6/520] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:18:00 is removed from kiffren's clock.
[05/30/18 17:28:11] ius, Demeisen and Tjololo [1680/1787] have team battled Gorgon, AssDisaster and NeilHanlon [6/1824] at [949,404] and won! 20 days, 13:40:52 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/18 18:19:37] Gorgon, MPenguin and Zesty [996/2570] have team battled NeilHanlon, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [460/1624] at [990,214] and won! 3 days, 14:58:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/18 15:08:14] Jaime, Thor and AssDisaster [996/1871] have team battled Beard, CuntBottom and linuxdaemon [168/1576] at [985,839] and won! 6 days, 01:36:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/18 17:16:32] AssDisaster, Hammerfist and pta2002 [1174/1230] have team battled Demeisen, weylin and TinyTimmyTokyo [1201/1706] at [871,606] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/18 21:55:10] ScarletAngel [719/805] has challenged AssDisaster [243/520] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:12:38 is removed from ScarletAngel's clock.
[06/04/18 13:09:13] Vengeance [157/464] has challenged AssDisaster [331/520] in combat and lost! 138 days, 14:40:58 is added to Vengeance's clock.
[06/04/18 14:55:12] AssDisaster [501/520] has challenged Tadruien [6/488] in combat and won! 116 days, 09:06:09 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/05/18 15:40:27] zebraman, Bulwark and AssDisaster [1164/1532] have team battled Gawble, fastfinge and Vengeance [296/1590] at [1017,472] and won! 0 days, 18:13:39 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/18 17:15:59] quantumsuicide, Volkor and AssDisaster [361/1394] have team battled Lothar, Gorgon and Rhet [957/1673] at [179,607] and lost! 13 days, 01:33:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/18 20:55:12] AssDisaster [150/520] has challenged weylin [786/802] in combat and lost! 60 days, 08:09:02 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/08/18 01:55:11] AssDisaster [82/520] has challenged TinyTimmyTokyo [213/347] in combat and lost! 51 days, 03:21:35 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/08/18 11:01:31] AssDisaster was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 46 days, 21:07:05 from level 59.
[06/08/18 13:55:10] Meistarin [253/584] has challenged AssDisaster [337/520] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:09:20 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[06/09/18 04:55:12] AssDisaster [84/520] has challenged skywavesurfer [140/367] in combat and lost! 115 days, 20:37:52 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/09/18 10:55:12] AssDisaster [326/520] has challenged Tjololo [453/459] in combat and lost! 159 days, 08:48:51 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/09/18 19:09:54] AssDisaster, MrNeon and skywavesurfer [293/1491] have team battled Hitler, quantumsuicide and Bantos [1201/1683] at [108,278] and lost! 3 days, 12:00:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/18 19:30:23] quantumsuicide, AssDisaster and Hitler [832/1837] have team battled skywavesurfer, zebraman and KatnissEverdeen [466/1156] at [138,132] and won! 3 days, 22:18:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/18 20:55:11] AssDisaster [490/520] has challenged carblolymer [219/353] in combat and won! 212 days, 05:16:14 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/09/18 23:55:10] AssDisaster [169/520] has challenged Gawble [455/750] in combat and lost! 154 days, 12:33:26 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/10/18 10:26:19] MrNeon, AssDisaster and Lothar [971/1700] have team battled Vengeance, Manos and JoeK [1870/2046] at [94,307] and lost! 46 days, 07:44:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/18 19:55:11] AssDisaster [205/520] has challenged Salvorite [153/494] in combat and won! 268 days, 08:54:31 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/11/18 18:09:00] MrNeon, AssDisaster and Hammerfist [1052/1575] have team battled Hitler, bboston7 and CuntBottom [1465/1772] at [166,404] and lost! 1 day, 23:53:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/18 15:55:10] AssDisaster [14/520] has challenged Vengeance [199/464] in combat and lost! 164 days, 20:56:49 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/13/18 09:55:11] AssDisaster [395/520] has challenged linuxdaemon [311/483] in combat and won! 217 days, 13:00:36 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/13/18 18:01:01] electrostat [207/783] has come upon AssDisaster [334/520] and been defeated in combat! 39 days, 23:43:08 is added to electrostat's clock.
[06/15/18 23:33:10] Jeremias [66/198] has challenged AssDisaster [448/520] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:21:29 is added to Jeremias's clock.
[06/17/18 08:13:27] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 143 days, 05:22:45 towards level 59.
[06/17/18 09:19:09] Gorgon, ScarletAngel, AssDisaster, and Beard have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/18/18 06:03:40] KatnissEverdeen, SuperTeece and UEdwards [310/1284] have team battled Beard, AssDisaster and fastfinge [103/1617] at [588,886] and won! 2 days, 10:00:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/18 06:36:40] AssDisaster [284/520] has come upon UEdwards [35/338] and taken them in combat! 119 days, 08:54:53 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/18/18 17:02:21] Manos, Gorgon and fastfinge [620/2044] have team battled Madbrad200, AssDisaster and NeilHanlon [871/1627] at [381,1020] and lost! 0 days, 03:09:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/18 01:21:57] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 86 days, 20:29:27 towards level 59.
[06/19/18 08:04:21] Meistarin, Bulwark and AssDisaster [1018/1736] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Vengeance and Gordigon [1592/1977] at [681,126] and lost! 4 days, 12:35:43 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/18 20:55:11] AssDisaster [29/520] has challenged ius [888/984] in combat and lost! 70 days, 13:14:41 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/20/18 17:55:12] AssDisaster [130/520] has challenged WcktKlwn [245/258] in combat and lost! 66 days, 14:38:46 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/20/18 21:59:48] AssDisaster reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! AssDisaster's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/21/18 00:52:21] AssDisaster was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 50 days, 21:28:29 from level 59.
[06/22/18 09:24:59] ius, ScarletAngel and MPenguin [2046/2858] have team battled passwordistaco, random-nick and AssDisaster [1166/1356] at [183,327] and won! 0 days, 21:26:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/18 13:55:31] AssDisaster and StellarMeadow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/18 13:58:55] AssDisaster and Madbrad200 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/18 07:55:11] AssDisaster [282/521] has challenged WcktKlwn [94/270] in combat and won! 94 days, 21:34:53 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/24/18 11:00:46] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 69 days, 02:12:54 towards level 59.
[06/25/18 13:02:25] Epic, ScarletAngel, AssDisaster, and NeilHanlon have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/26/18 02:55:12] AssDisaster [23/521] has challenged Vox [205/620] in combat and lost! 18 days, 06:13:04 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/26/18 03:00:30] Angry_Bartender, ius and AssDisaster [1342/2145] have team battled TinyTimmyTokyo, Jeremias and SuperTeece [127/1166] at [657,78] and won! 0 days, 08:48:24 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/18 03:55:11] Hammerfist [103/476] has challenged AssDisaster [291/521] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:09:14 is added to Hammerfist's clock.
[06/26/18 05:06:06] AssDisaster and Vox have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/18 05:55:11] n0suchth1ng [320/468] has challenged AssDisaster [289/521] in combat and won! 246 days, 03:49:46 is removed from n0suchth1ng's clock.
[06/26/18 05:55:11] In the fierce battle, AssDisaster dropped his level 54 tunic! n0suchth1ng picks it up, tossing his old level 36 tunic to AssDisaster.
[06/26/18 10:55:11] AssDisaster [467/501] has challenged Madbrad200 [313/567] in combat and won! 33 days, 07:04:00 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/26/18 23:53:43] Angry_Bartender [153/640] has come upon AssDisaster [189/501] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:30:53 is added to Angry_Bartender's clock.
[06/27/18 11:53:04] Tadruien, zebraman and Vengeance [1029/1270] have team battled AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and JoeK [998/1998] at [79,629] and won! 0 days, 01:27:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/18 10:05:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 121 days, 11:14:19 toward level 59.
[06/28/18 13:55:12] AssDisaster [255/501] has challenged fastfinge [275/390] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:41:43 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/29/18 17:55:11] Manos [878/913] has challenged AssDisaster [217/501] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:56:35 is removed from Manos's clock.
[06/30/18 13:55:12] weylin [189/822] has challenged AssDisaster [176/501] in combat and won! 13 days, 01:48:38 is removed from weylin's clock.
[06/30/18 14:43:34] AssDisaster misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 10:55:03 from level 59.
[06/30/18 18:44:28] AssDisaster lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 22:12:33 from level 59.
[07/01/18 01:40:12] acydlord, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [343/1930] have team battled Jaime, gonzo and Tjololo [215/1600] at [682,546] and won! 1 day, 05:00:21 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/18 16:08:46] SelfishShellfish, tsahyt and AssDisaster [455/1758] have team battled Thor, Gorgon and Doctor_Colossus [198/2694] at [513,399] and won! 24 days, 05:45:17 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/18 18:59:00] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 14:54:06 towards level 59.
[07/02/18 11:47:32] SelfishShellfish, gonzo, AssDisaster, and Doctor_Colossus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/02/18 21:55:10] AssDisaster [317/501] has challenged ius [986/992] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:53:53 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/03/18 03:56:58] Vengeance, gonzo and AssDisaster [1441/1622] have team battled Gawble, Salvorite and Bulwark [1823/1908] at [74,9] and lost! 2 days, 14:19:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/18 18:33:51] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 44 days, 15:14:18 from level 59.
[07/03/18 18:48:30] AssDisaster died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 07:01:56 from level 59.
[07/04/18 16:07:10] MrNeon, Brog and arcade_droid [862/1376] have team battled linuxdaemon, AssDisaster and Epic [0/1537] at [67,174] and won! 0 days, 00:51:33 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/18 03:55:11] Manos [788/913] has challenged AssDisaster [272/501] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:07:06 is removed from Manos's clock.
[07/05/18 22:55:11] SelfishShellfish, Madbrad200 and AssDisaster [56/1869] have team battled electrostat, Bantos and UEdwards [125/1508] at [940,314] and lost! 3 days, 11:18:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/18 01:55:00] MrNeon, Bantos and AssDisaster [973/1495] have team battled Jaime, tsahyt and passwordistaco [376/1325] at [808,201] and won! 1 day, 07:30:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/18 03:27:05] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 19:04:46 towards level 59.
[07/06/18 23:55:11] webvictim [225/443] has challenged AssDisaster [168/501] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:17:23 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[07/07/18 06:27:42] AssDisaster ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 01:38:32 from level 59.
[07/07/18 07:27:08] Madbrad200, Jeremias and Manos [82/1751] have team battled pta2002, AssDisaster and Brog [706/1228] at [618,900] and lost! 0 days, 09:01:05 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/18 10:46:53] Manos, passwordistaco and Carbon [22/1782] have team battled AssDisaster, TinyTimmyTokyo and Brog [158/1338] at [647,735] and lost! 3 days, 21:56:10 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/18 23:48:26] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 09:53:30 towards level 59.
[07/08/18 05:55:11] AssDisaster [284/501] has challenged quantumsuicide [221/487] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:15:46 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/10/18 00:55:11] gonzo [600/752] has challenged AssDisaster [237/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:55:01 is removed from gonzo's clock.
[07/10/18 09:48:33] AssDisaster, tsahyt and Roy_Mustang [1107/1314] have team battled pacology, LittleBro and Bulwark [648/1627] at [1019,463] and won! 12 days, 08:30:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/18 10:13:28] AssDisaster, bboston7 and tsahyt [864/1538] have team battled Bulwark, LittleBro and electrostat [1241/2251] at [911,677] and lost! 9 days, 21:07:41 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/18 00:08:11] cjkinni, AssDisaster and triarii [706/885] have team battled quantumsuicide, linuxdaemon and MPenguin [1119/2003] at [858,953] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/18 05:03:37] webvictim, LittleBro and triarii [666/1581] have team battled cjkinni, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [475/1136] at [841,895] and won! 0 days, 15:30:48 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/18 11:32:37] AssDisaster and Sarah_Palin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/18 04:55:11] AssDisaster [285/501] has challenged Zesty [505/790] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:22:46 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/14/18 03:55:12] AssDisaster [229/501] has challenged gonzo [683/772] in combat and lost! 11 days, 21:31:28 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/14/18 17:35:08] tsahyt [52/456] has come upon AssDisaster [174/501] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:25:41 is added to tsahyt's clock.
[07/15/18 15:52:28] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 05:33:51 towards level 59.
[07/15/18 21:21:11] ScarletAngel, Demeisen and AssDisaster [741/1914] have team battled Vengeance, MrNeon and fastfinge [431/1382] at [732,923] and won! 10 days, 07:23:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/18 12:12:39] Dumbfoundde4d, Salvorite and Vengeance [771/1404] have team battled AssDisaster, linuxdaemon and passwordistaco [707/1456] at [444,88] and won! 5 days, 02:21:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/18 02:50:04] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 15:34:59 towards level 59.
[07/18/18 08:55:11] AssDisaster [66/501] has challenged KatnissEverdeen [39/413] in combat and won! 16 days, 03:13:43 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/18/18 15:55:12] AssDisaster [227/501] has challenged dorvin [342/566] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:17:14 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/18/18 17:42:52] AssDisaster lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 08:37:30 from level 59.
[07/19/18 01:55:12] dorvin [535/566] has challenged AssDisaster [42/501] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:41:57 is removed from dorvin's clock.
[07/19/18 15:52:28] Thor, Roy_Mustang and weabot [1407/1727] have team battled arcade_droid, Zesty and AssDisaster [578/1631] at [846,259] and won! 0 days, 01:33:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/18 03:55:11] AssDisaster [8/501] has challenged Jaime [383/396] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:43:52 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/20/18 16:38:20] Meistarin, Epic and AssDisaster [1534/1584] have team battled LittleBro, quantumsuicide and Bantos [859/1787] at [189,185] and won! 22 days, 12:18:10 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/18 13:59:17] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 03:40:11 towards level 59.
[07/21/18 15:55:12] AssDisaster [39/501] has challenged Hammerfist [360/476] in combat and lost! 7 days, 18:32:55 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/21/18 19:19:33] Volkor [78/382] has challenged AssDisaster [119/501] in combat and lost! 17 days, 09:03:21 is added to Volkor's clock.
[07/22/18 01:23:32] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 05:02:48 towards level 59.
[07/22/18 14:55:11] weylin [575/822] has challenged AssDisaster [367/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:53:31 is removed from weylin's clock.
[07/22/18 18:40:27] AssDisaster, Vox and Meistarin [1543/1650] have team battled carblolymer, Bulwark and quantumsuicide [1096/1473] at [716,317] and won! 5 days, 06:23:36 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/18 12:22:04] swifteh and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/18 21:55:12] AssDisaster [416/501] has challenged KatnissEverdeen [198/413] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:40:10 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/24/18 06:24:57] AssDisaster, n0suchth1ng and MPenguin [223/2078] have team battled electrostat, RichardG867 and TinyTimmyTokyo [464/1703] at [501,822] and lost! 2 days, 19:05:37 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/18 09:59:04] carblolymer and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/18 00:55:12] RichardG867 [255/553] has challenged AssDisaster [34/501] in combat and won! 193 days, 15:00:18 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[07/25/18 07:34:23] quantumsuicide and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/18 19:14:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 23 days, 08:37:25 toward level 59.
[07/25/18 20:49:54] AssDisaster [479/501] has come upon Bulwark [220/652] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:18:00 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/26/18 20:55:10] MPenguin [699/1035] has challenged AssDisaster [347/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:27:19 is removed from MPenguin's clock.
[07/27/18 16:07:34] webvictim, <giantlandmass> and Salvorite [998/1001] have team battled Tjololo, Bulwark and AssDisaster [616/1571] at [1005,539] and won! 0 days, 00:15:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/18 00:31:34] Diamond, WcktKlwn and AssDisaster [890/1348] have team battled Altdelete, carblolymer and Tadruien [424/1302] at [577,451] and won! 0 days, 10:53:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/18 03:25:06] AssDisaster, Bantos, WcktKlwn, and Diamond have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/18 09:49:44] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:40 towards level 59.
[07/29/18 11:06:43] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:30 towards level 59.
[07/30/18 03:55:12] ius [226/1007] has challenged AssDisaster [59/501] in combat and won! 178 days, 05:47:08 is removed from ius's clock.
[07/30/18 05:29:16] AssDisaster [235/506] has challenged webvictim [155/443] in combat and won! 238 days, 23:24:37 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/30/18 18:42:25] AssDisaster, n0suchth1ng and Roy_Mustang [561/1400] have team battled UEdwards, Jeremias and jlc [238/1095] at [708,37] and won! 0 days, 04:36:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/18 19:03:11] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 44 days, 21:53:40 towards level 60.
[07/31/18 08:55:12] Hitler [77/830] has challenged AssDisaster [411/506] in combat and lost! 107 days, 05:01:06 is added to Hitler's clock.
[08/01/18 01:55:10] AssDisaster [304/506] has challenged ius [754/1007] in combat and lost! 68 days, 03:55:49 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/01/18 14:25:49] AssDisaster saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 64 days, 09:04:42 from level 60.
[08/04/18 18:55:12] AssDisaster [276/506] has challenged KatnissEverdeen [122/413] in combat and won! 117 days, 20:06:47 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/05/18 03:30:51] gonzo, skywavesurfer and Vox [261/1784] have team battled AssDisaster, pacology and Gawble [441/1485] at [294,36] and lost! 0 days, 02:20:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/18 22:55:12] dorvin [204/608] has challenged AssDisaster [303/506] in combat and lost! 9 days, 18:44:59 is added to dorvin's clock.
[08/06/18 09:18:36] AssDisaster, tsahyt and Mimic [153/1319] have team battled Demeisen, n0suchth1ng and swifteh [821/1410] at [827,102] and lost! 1 day, 06:43:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/18 17:56:23] Vox, LittleBro and DoctorRaptorMD [1345/2007] have team battled WcktKlwn, AssDisaster and triarii [1069/1199] at [302,293] and won! 3 days, 05:30:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/18 01:55:11] JoeK [55/696] has challenged AssDisaster [16/506] in combat and won! 361 days, 21:55:55 is removed from JoeK's clock.
[08/08/18 02:55:11] AssDisaster [101/506] has challenged Jaime [376/396] in combat and lost! 60 days, 08:18:55 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/09/18 02:38:43] AssDisaster, Volkor and Epic [195/1449] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, KatnissEverdeen and MPenguin [1789/2032] at [854,69] and lost! 9 days, 05:51:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/18 20:55:10] AssDisaster [455/506] has challenged TheOtherRedMan [92/211] in combat and won! 65 days, 04:08:28 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/10/18 05:12:33] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 51 days, 22:20:48 towards level 60.
[08/10/18 08:10:03] bamboozalicious [112/144] has challenged AssDisaster [103/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:25 is removed from bamboozalicious's clock.
[08/10/18 11:15:46] MrNeon, SuperTeece and pta2002 [1257/1429] have team battled AssDisaster, TinyTimmyTokyo and SelfishShellfish [650/1666] at [340,402] and won! 0 days, 01:01:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/18 11:55:11] electrostat [12/844] has challenged AssDisaster [243/506] in combat and lost! 38 days, 04:56:41 is added to electrostat's clock.
[08/12/18 10:46:18] AssDisaster, quantumsuicide and Epic [307/1553] have team battled Mimic, Altdelete and ius [1563/1855] at [191,955] and lost! 23 days, 09:10:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/18 17:05:58] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 75 days, 02:41:16 towards level 60.
[08/13/18 23:52:38] carblolymer, AssDisaster and Tjololo [111/1267] have team battled Diamond, TheOtherRedMan and quantumsuicide [19/1218] at [254,759] and won! 6 days, 10:59:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/18 08:55:12] AssDisaster [190/506] has challenged Roy_Mustang [343/390] in combat and lost! 52 days, 15:56:44 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/14/18 11:10:09] swifteh, Manos and tsahyt [1343/1625] have team battled AssDisaster, Roy_Mustang and bboston7 [824/1475] at [771,612] and won! 1 day, 23:56:31 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/18 17:04:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 120 days, 16:49:21 toward level 60.
[08/14/18 21:34:49] antonz [97/205] has challenged AssDisaster [222/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:01 is added to antonz's clock.
[08/15/18 04:55:12] AssDisaster [145/506] has challenged Altdelete [171/472] in combat and lost! 47 days, 20:14:39 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/15/18 14:55:10] Angry_Bartender [611/637] has challenged AssDisaster [410/506] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:58:07 is removed from Angry_Bartender's clock.
[08/15/18 23:07:25] tsahyt, AssDisaster and bamboozalicious [163/1148] have team battled Roy_Mustang, n0suchth1ng and Lothar [1252/1478] at [608,724] and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/18 01:48:08] tsahyt [216/447] has come upon AssDisaster [124/506] and taken them in combat! 36 days, 05:20:37 is removed from tsahyt's clock.
[08/16/18 08:55:10] gonzo [658/784] has challenged AssDisaster [504/506] in combat and won! 29 days, 12:01:30 is removed from gonzo's clock.
[08/16/18 11:35:40] AssDisaster got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 80 days, 07:24:41 from level 60.
[08/16/18 12:55:18] jlc, tsahyt and KatnissEverdeen [571/1246] have team battled AssDisaster, bboston7 and Lothar [818/1631] at [707,521] and lost! 0 days, 03:09:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/18 15:50:06] dorvin, KatnissEverdeen and AssDisaster [4/1527] have team battled Beard, tsahyt and DoctorRaptorMD [604/1692] at [757,685] and lost! 0 days, 03:12:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/18 19:10:08] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 56 days, 17:08:53 towards level 60.
[08/16/18 22:27:56] AssDisaster and webvictim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/18 08:26:31] webvictim, TinyTimmyTokyo and jlc [1191/1225] have team battled Tjololo, dorvin and AssDisaster [179/1532] at [656,630] and won! 0 days, 03:26:04 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/18 21:04:39] Epic and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/18 00:00:03] Carbon, Jeremias and bamboozalicious [874/983] have team battled dorvin, AssDisaster and Manos [592/2020] at [618,666] and won! 0 days, 00:26:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/18 01:11:21] webvictim, Brog and Thor [1867/1879] have team battled Gordigon, electrostat and AssDisaster [75/1991] at [649,326] and won! 2 days, 14:02:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/18 06:23:29] WcktKlwn, AssDisaster and Thor [311/1748] have team battled Brog, Doctor_Colossus and Tadruien [1356/1978] at [677,267] and lost! 19 days, 04:03:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/18 16:25:48] AssDisaster, StellarMeadow and Bulwark [1398/1570] have team battled Manos, Epic and dorvin [471/2076] at [673,499] and won! 12 days, 05:00:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/18 17:55:11] AssDisaster [102/509] has challenged Bantos [402/443] in combat and lost! 46 days, 22:57:10 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/19/18 13:54:26] Bulwark, Tadruien and AssDisaster [1484/1649] have team battled bamboozalicious, TinyTimmyTokyo and Diamond [564/1330] at [530,128] and won! 143 days, 09:15:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/18 10:32:03] random-nick, AssDisaster and Gordigon [30/1550] have team battled JoeK, tsahyt and SelfishShellfish [1821/1910] at [583,346] and lost! 1 day, 11:49:14 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/18 18:40:59] AssDisaster, ius and bboston7 [1802/2122] have team battled MrNeon, Altdelete and Doctor_Colossus [1800/2030] at [859,476] and won! 11 days, 19:00:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/18 17:36:48] AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and jlc [501/1848] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, ius and Tjololo [480/1958] at [806,97] and won! 5 days, 04:48:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/18 19:55:11] Bantos [282/443] has challenged AssDisaster [435/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:58:07 is added to Bantos's clock.
[08/22/18 11:39:26] MrNeon [20/605] has come upon AssDisaster [400/509] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 12:44:42 is added to MrNeon's clock.
[08/23/18 20:55:11] KatnissEverdeen [215/409] has challenged AssDisaster [238/509] in combat and lost! 11 days, 14:41:26 is added to KatnissEverdeen's clock.
[08/24/18 00:55:11] AssDisaster [198/509] has challenged RichardG867 [279/554] in combat and lost! 44 days, 06:53:02 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/24/18 03:56:04] AssDisaster and bamboozalicious have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/18 11:55:11] AssDisaster [313/509] has challenged Roy_Mustang [301/390] in combat and won! 53 days, 01:35:18 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/25/18 16:22:35] AssDisaster and Vengeance have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/18 10:55:10] LittleBro [687/859] has challenged AssDisaster [424/509] in combat and won! 56 days, 19:05:43 is removed from LittleBro's clock.
[08/26/18 16:29:26] Brog, zebraman and SelfishShellfish [1030/1736] have team battled KatnissEverdeen, n0suchth1ng and AssDisaster [1279/1455] at [919,127] and lost! 0 days, 06:41:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/18 19:55:12] AssDisaster [98/509] has challenged UEdwards [242/338] in combat and lost! 29 days, 07:52:29 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/27/18 04:27:02] AssDisaster, Demeisen and skywavesurfer [90/1486] have team battled carblolymer, Jeremias and Angry_Bartender [1159/1394] at [81,24] and lost! 2 days, 07:42:35 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/18 11:03:42] AssDisaster, Bantos and webvictim [69/1468] have team battled triarii, skywavesurfer and Tadruien [503/1266] at [104,416] and lost! 9 days, 02:55:02 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/18 02:13:08] n0suchth1ng and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/18 05:19:13] fastfinge, Vox and Brog [1458/1508] have team battled zebraman, Thor and AssDisaster [440/1822] at [166,235] and won! 2 days, 22:35:08 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/18 05:35:31] pacology and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/18 08:00:14] AssDisaster [21/509] has challenged Ramanga [189/258] in combat and lost! 27 days, 16:54:29 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/04/18 22:14:42] AssDisaster [68/509] has challenged dorvin [354/608] in combat and lost! 29 days, 13:09:08 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/05/18 11:12:36] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 31 days, 13:53:07 towards level 60.
[09/05/18 11:14:43] AssDisaster [117/509] has challenged Brog [487/544] in combat and lost! 29 days, 08:49:51 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/05/18 12:03:04] pztrn [85/91] has challenged AssDisaster [331/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:47 is added to pztrn's clock.
[09/05/18 16:14:40] AssDisaster [100/509] has challenged Brog [165/544] in combat and lost! 31 days, 09:49:08 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/05/18 16:45:05] AssDisaster ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 28 days, 19:19:45 from level 60.
[09/06/18 05:14:40] n0suchth1ng [336/542] has challenged AssDisaster [368/509] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:40:20 is added to n0suchth1ng's clock.
[09/06/18 11:33:16] Doctor_Colossus, Gawble and MPenguin [1646/2725] have team battled bboston7, Bulwark and AssDisaster [1035/1760] at [363,423] and won! 1 day, 15:27:06 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/18 14:29:09] AssDisaster and swifteh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/18 09:05:36] Tadruien, Doctor_Colossus and Altdelete [643/1913] have team battled AssDisaster, Gordigon and bboston7 [1516/1728] at [502,822] and lost! 1 day, 04:53:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/18 11:21:35] Gordigon, random-nick and pacology [542/1299] have team battled AssDisaster, Altdelete and NeilHanlon [525/1547] at [422,731] and won! 0 days, 12:15:14 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/18 18:30:32] AssDisaster, Brog and Bantos [1417/1563] have team battled arcade_droid, Manos and Murdoc [1542/1725] at [42,849] and lost! 3 days, 14:25:02 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/18 21:14:41] AssDisaster [440/509] has challenged Bulwark [576/663] in combat and lost! 35 days, 22:41:44 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/09/18 12:27:17] Doctor_Colossus, Bantos and Brog [1565/2007] have team battled fastfinge, AssDisaster and Vengeance [851/1384] at [278,656] and won! 1 day, 18:16:11 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/18 12:54:36] bboston7, Diamond and electrostat [1087/1951] have team battled Carbon, AssDisaster and Gordigon [283/1555] at [656,564] and won! 2 days, 06:45:18 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/18 17:52:42] AssDisaster, Bantos and Murdoc [267/1485] have team battled Tadruien, Zesty and Gordigon [1772/1952] at [230,474] and lost! 0 days, 06:13:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/18 18:14:42] AssDisaster [462/509] has challenged Vengeance [256/369] in combat and won! 87 days, 10:27:23 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/09/18 20:14:41] Lothar [229/550] has challenged AssDisaster [178/509] in combat and won! 471 days, 03:50:28 is removed from Lothar's clock.
[09/10/18 02:39:23] AssDisaster, Brog and Tadruien [1357/1541] have team battled swifteh, fastfinge and webvictim [833/1272] at [261,419] and won! 11 days, 11:41:23 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/18 06:14:41] AssDisaster [72/509] has challenged Bulwark [106/663] in combat and lost! 30 days, 19:50:08 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/11/18 14:07:30] Zesty, LittleBro and AssDisaster [1657/2193] have team battled pacology, Brog and Hitler [322/1670] at [666,524] and won! 4 days, 13:20:00 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/18 06:42:52] arcade_droid, Brog and Salvorite [1025/1390] have team battled acydlord, jlc and AssDisaster [1024/1374] at [589,679] and won! 5 days, 20:28:08 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/18 09:16:28] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 36 days, 22:37:39 towards level 60.
[09/13/18 05:14:42] AssDisaster [333/509] has challenged Zesty [392/833] in combat and lost! 26 days, 02:08:14 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/13/18 09:59:46] AssDisaster met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 31 days, 21:17:47 from level 60.
[09/13/18 19:32:51] DoctorRaptorMD, n0suchth1ng and bboston7 [600/1642] have team battled AssDisaster, Altdelete and MPenguin [634/2016] at [496,16] and lost! 0 days, 15:14:14 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/18 12:14:41] AssDisaster [67/509] has challenged triarii [77/405] in combat and lost! 30 days, 01:22:04 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/14/18 18:14:41] Vengeance [105/369] has challenged AssDisaster [186/509] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:31:51 is added to Vengeance's clock.
[09/14/18 22:14:42] NeilHanlon [449/566] has challenged AssDisaster [81/509] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:08:33 is removed from NeilHanlon's clock.
[09/15/18 00:14:40] webvictim [81/453] has challenged AssDisaster [345/509] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:14:56 is added to webvictim's clock.
[09/15/18 11:42:16] AssDisaster, carblolymer and n0suchth1ng [734/1413] have team battled Zesty, swifteh and Gordigon [1636/1786] at [0,448] and lost! 1 day, 06:24:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/18 16:14:41] dorvin [371/611] has challenged AssDisaster [474/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:14:48 is added to dorvin's clock.
[09/15/18 16:57:56] Tjololo, carblolymer and Mimic [1060/1133] have team battled n0suchth1ng, swifteh and AssDisaster [853/1367] at [219,404] and won! 2 days, 22:30:48 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/18 08:14:42] LittleBro [137/851] has challenged AssDisaster [447/512] in combat and lost! 115 days, 07:19:44 is added to LittleBro's clock.
[09/16/18 10:45:34] AssDisaster and webvictim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/18 15:48:24] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 101 days, 08:28:35 towards level 60.
[09/17/18 01:42:21] weylin, Gordigon and AssDisaster [129/1979] have team battled Jeremias, ricin and Vengeance [1324/2164] at [155,638] and lost! 0 days, 09:43:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/18 11:20:09] Salvorite, Lothar and ricin [1220/2436] have team battled AssDisaster, Zesty and Jeremias [10/1763] at [24,813] and won! 0 days, 17:46:32 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/18 13:47:30] pztrn, Lothar and AssDisaster [1192/1301] have team battled Vengeance, Zesty and Tjololo [1190/1613] at [147,811] and won! 0 days, 03:58:11 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/18 21:09:48] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 66 days, 19:18:35 towards level 60.
[09/17/18 22:09:11] Murdoc, skywavesurfer and pacology [338/1187] have team battled SelfishShellfish, bboston7 and AssDisaster [1552/1880] at [780,429] and lost! 4 days, 17:58:30 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/18 04:14:41] MPenguin [860/1063] has challenged AssDisaster [122/517] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:20:41 is removed from MPenguin's clock.
[09/19/18 08:30:11] Salvorite, Thor, AssDisaster, and Doctor_Colossus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/19/18 08:31:20] AssDisaster [28/517] has come upon Thor [18/899] and taken them in combat! 81 days, 00:16:56 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/19/18 17:26:34] arcade_droid, n0suchth1ng and DoctorRaptorMD [793/1397] have team battled Murdoc, AssDisaster and Dumbfoundde4d [1376/1567] at [168,298] and lost! 0 days, 08:40:14 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/18 23:14:40] AssDisaster [25/517] has challenged webvictim [434/453] in combat and lost! 50 days, 23:25:41 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/21/18 01:34:03] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 38 days, 01:18:25 towards level 60.
[09/21/18 08:15:06] MPenguin, NeilHanlon and AssDisaster [405/2224] have team battled Gawble, Murdoc and BunzLee [1001/1783] at [1013,579] and lost! 5 days, 16:50:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/18 19:14:12] LittleBro, electrostat and webvictim [279/2165] have team battled carblolymer, jlc and AssDisaster [1199/1266] at [888,251] and lost! 0 days, 04:08:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/18 03:14:42] carblolymer [112/358] has challenged AssDisaster [337/517] in combat and lost! 10 days, 02:02:06 is added to carblolymer's clock.
[09/22/18 17:14:40] AssDisaster [168/517] has challenged JoeK [130/696] in combat and won! 70 days, 16:01:55 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/22/18 18:48:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 215 days, 03:30:49 toward level 60.
[09/22/18 22:31:08] Tadruien, linuxdaemon and BunzLee [1062/1587] have team battled AssDisaster, carblolymer and n0suchth1ng [1227/1423] at [490,309] and lost! 35 days, 07:28:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/18 03:14:40] AssDisaster [241/517] has challenged dorvin [423/613] in combat and lost! 10 days, 21:08:44 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/23/18 06:57:08] Jeremias, Murdoc and pztrn [153/1179] have team battled BunzLee, skywavesurfer and AssDisaster [1008/1500] at [660,605] and lost! 0 days, 06:30:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/18 17:30:42] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 06:12:09 towards level 60.
[09/23/18 21:14:42] AssDisaster [80/517] has challenged Tadruien [72/488] in combat and won! 24 days, 08:53:43 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/23/18 23:09:51] dorvin, AssDisaster and Hammerfist [357/1646] have team battled Gordigon, carblolymer and pacology [43/1307] at [452,725] and won! 4 days, 16:24:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/18 03:20:33] Demeisen, JoeK and Hammerfist [520/1810] have team battled Tadruien, AssDisaster and skywavesurfer [881/1421] at [642,675] and lost! 1 day, 12:41:26 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/18 08:18:30] MPenguin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/18 15:14:42] ius [272/1025] has challenged AssDisaster [466/517] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:45:48 is added to ius's clock.
[09/24/18 15:59:12] electrostat, Mimic and arcade_droid [1532/1599] have team battled Vengeance, Gordigon and AssDisaster [228/1526] at [258,846] and won! 2 days, 09:14:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/18 05:00:26] LittleBro, skywavesurfer and pacology [1069/1576] have team battled AssDisaster, n0suchth1ng and webvictim [676/1522] at [515,990] and won! 3 days, 21:44:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/18 08:40:23] Angry_Bartender, Murdoc and pacology [1280/1396] have team battled AssDisaster, webvictim and n0suchth1ng [889/1522] at [371,888] and won! 1 day, 05:17:46 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/18 11:55:26] AssDisaster was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:39:56 from level 60.
[09/25/18 20:44:49] Demeisen, swifteh and AssDisaster [466/1458] have team battled MPenguin, Meistarin and Hitler [1007/2416] at [965,462] and lost! 3 days, 09:30:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/18 04:36:19] Zesty, Gordigon and swifteh [1450/1843] have team battled NeilHanlon, AssDisaster and ricin [1198/2545] at [838,737] and won! 3 days, 00:33:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/18 08:14:41] LittleBro [54/851] has challenged AssDisaster [420/517] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:52:38 is added to LittleBro's clock.
[09/27/18 14:11:35] swifteh, carblolymer and bboston7 [464/1291] have team battled MPenguin, Thor and AssDisaster [1136/2479] at [197,734] and lost! 1 day, 16:58:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/18 14:14:42] AssDisaster [252/517] has challenged fastfinge [257/517] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:38:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/28/18 14:41:37] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:36:54 towards level 60.
[09/29/18 10:02:23] AssDisaster [222/517] has come upon JoeK [347/699] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 00:21:38 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/30/18 08:14:41] MPenguin [826/1063] has challenged AssDisaster [177/517] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:20:42 is removed from MPenguin's clock.
[09/30/18 19:14:40] AssDisaster [7/517] has challenged WcktKlwn [3/354] in combat and won! 15 days, 20:13:10 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/01/18 09:54:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 42 days, 18:14:07 toward level 60.
[10/01/18 22:14:41] AssDisaster [10/517] has challenged ius [573/1023] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:48:12 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/02/18 00:29:52] AssDisaster was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:17:43 from level 60.
[10/02/18 10:21:04] WcktKlwn, arcade_droid and MPenguin [1182/1792] have team battled AssDisaster, electrostat and Tadruien [1537/1863] at [773,761] and lost! 0 days, 08:11:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/18 12:25:26] Tadruien, AssDisaster and Vengeance [585/1381] have team battled triarii, ricin and webvictim [628/2219] at [917,613] and lost! 16 days, 10:23:32 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/18 17:19:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 43 days, 07:02:15 toward level 60.
[10/02/18 21:14:41] Thor [89/899] has challenged AssDisaster [482/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:05:19 is added to Thor's clock.
[10/03/18 06:11:22] AssDisaster and Lothar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/18 12:14:41] NeilHanlon [445/664] has challenged AssDisaster [212/517] in combat and won! 12 days, 14:13:09 is removed from NeilHanlon's clock.
[10/03/18 18:14:42] AssDisaster [492/517] has challenged webvictim [131/448] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:43:24 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/03/18 19:14:41] Gawble [516/719] has challenged AssDisaster [452/517] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:37:33 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[10/04/18 07:14:40] Salvorite [226/516] has challenged AssDisaster [177/517] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:53:30 is removed from Salvorite's clock.
[10/04/18 22:18:04] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:16:11 towards level 60.
[10/05/18 19:14:40] AssDisaster [511/517] has challenged DoctorRaptorMD [386/513] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:09:38 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/06/18 02:07:15] AssDisaster, JoeK and Vengeance [1291/1592] have team battled webvictim, skywavesurfer and electrostat [236/1740] at [112,5] and won! 6 days, 00:31:16 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/18 06:14:40] WcktKlwn [325/485] has challenged AssDisaster [171/517] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:59:32 is removed from WcktKlwn's clock.
[10/06/18 11:14:41] Salvorite [379/516] has challenged AssDisaster [506/517] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:21:12 is added to Salvorite's clock.
[10/06/18 13:14:42] AssDisaster [439/517] has challenged Tadruien [64/488] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:42:49 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/06/18 20:14:41] AssDisaster [196/517] has challenged Salvorite [307/516] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:32:23 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/07/18 00:48:11] Altdelete, TheOtherRedMan and arcade_droid [121/1190] have team battled WcktKlwn, ricin and AssDisaster [563/2319] at [845,776] and lost! 0 days, 21:58:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/18 11:35:00] random-nick, NeilHanlon and Mimic [477/1506] have team battled ius, AssDisaster and arcade_droid [777/1929] at [740,857] and lost! 0 days, 12:36:14 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/18 13:41:47] arcade_droid, AssDisaster and TheOtherRedMan [849/1233] have team battled Gawble, NeilHanlon and ius [65/2420] at [976,764] and won! 0 days, 23:47:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/18 21:54:24] AssDisaster and Tadruien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/18 12:12:02] AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and Mimic [571/1732] have team battled Manos, WcktKlwn and MPenguin [81/2504] at [959,846] and won! 0 days, 10:28:53 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/18 12:14:41] AssDisaster [125/517] has challenged Dumbfoundde4d [540/600] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:40:30 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/08/18 15:03:45] EverlongBliss [1/134] has challenged AssDisaster [373/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:00 is added to EverlongBliss's clock.
[10/09/18 00:14:42] AssDisaster [288/517] has challenged Vengeance [311/376] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:37:55 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/09/18 09:14:41] AssDisaster [342/517] has challenged weylin [647/825] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:23:44 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/09/18 10:01:35] DoctorRaptorMD stole AssDisaster's level 44 pair of boots while they were sleeping! DoctorRaptorMD leaves his old level 39 pair of boots behind, which AssDisaster then takes.
[10/09/18 13:37:30] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:38:10 towards level 60.
[10/09/18 14:05:04] Mimic, AssDisaster and paven [931/1198] have team battled Jeremias, JoeK and Thor [1552/2072] at [807,518] and lost! 0 days, 03:12:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/18 19:55:56] arcade_droid, AssDisaster and Mimic [762/1442] have team battled skywavesurfer, DoctorRaptorMD and Salvorite [166/1468] at [601,744] and won! 0 days, 02:40:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/18 00:47:36] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:08:04 towards level 60.
[10/11/18 04:14:03] TheOtherRedMan, AssDisaster and electrostat [1511/1698] have team battled Meistarin, weylin and ius [459/2379] at [934,530] and won! 0 days, 15:37:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/18 04:14:42] LittleBro [1/857] has challenged AssDisaster [458/511] in combat and lost! 129 days, 21:12:48 is added to LittleBro's clock.
[10/11/18 06:07:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 17:24:43 from level 60.
[10/11/18 09:17:32] Gawble, LittleBro and AssDisaster [944/2087] have team battled Thor, RichardG867 and MPenguin [590/2746] at [752,980] and won! 1 day, 23:08:07 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/18 14:14:42] AssDisaster [84/511] has challenged bboston7 [322/431] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:30:04 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/12/18 08:07:48] pztrn, Brog and swifteh [1133/1186] have team battled Paz, TheOtherRedMan and AssDisaster [601/1110] at [169,700] and won! 0 days, 19:30:16 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/18 11:11:36] AssDisaster has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:14:22 from level 60.
[10/12/18 16:09:48] AssDisaster, Angry_Bartender and swifteh [421/1501] have team battled Brog, webvictim and Hammerfist [1008/1557] at [384,883] and lost! 1 day, 10:50:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/18 03:38:34] AssDisaster, Meistarin, pacology, and JoeK have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/18 11:29:35] Vengeance, JoeK and weylin [1249/1921] have team battled AssDisaster, Meistarin and linuxdaemon [1484/1560] at [75,499] and lost! 1 day, 03:52:25 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/18 15:52:25] AssDisaster walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:09:59 from level 60.
[10/13/18 19:14:40] AssDisaster [161/511] has challenged ricin [1281/1317] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:39:19 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/14/18 07:14:41] AssDisaster [376/511] has challenged arcade_droid [285/499] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:41:09 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/14/18 19:37:19] triarii, RichardG867 and NeilHanlon [1342/1838] have team battled Zesty, skywavesurfer and AssDisaster [1473/1820] at [194,660] and lost! 3 days, 04:38:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/18 23:14:42] NeilHanlon [595/664] has challenged AssDisaster [237/511] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:56:24 is removed from NeilHanlon's clock.
[10/15/18 11:09:00] dorvin, DianaCuMelancia and carblolymer [651/1079] have team battled AssDisaster, pacology and electrostat [808/1733] at [875,885] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:58 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/18 15:13:56] electrostat, dorvin and AssDisaster [950/1974] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, pacology and carblolymer [126/1260] at [816,801] and won! 0 days, 16:29:53 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/18 21:14:40] AssDisaster [285/511] has challenged ius [882/1037] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:26:52 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/16/18 00:14:42] Brog [104/577] has challenged AssDisaster [130/511] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:48:42 is added to Brog's clock.
[10/16/18 02:45:40] Vengeance, pztrn and webvictim [205/1126] have team battled AssDisaster, bboston7 and Gordigon [388/1591] at [931,1006] and lost! 1 day, 14:26:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/18 11:43:17] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:28:42 towards level 60.
[10/17/18 06:14:41] AssDisaster [487/511] has challenged SelfishShellfish [459/788] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:53:06 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/17/18 07:14:40] AssDisaster [441/511] has challenged JoeK [510/707] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:21:05 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/17/18 23:11:39] electrostat, Zesty and Tjololo [665/2131] have team battled AssDisaster, pztrn and Gawble [1117/1532] at [0,728] and lost! 10 days, 01:25:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/18 00:40:35] vodka-, Tjololo and AssDisaster [399/1107] have team battled pztrn, Zesty and linuxdaemon [1633/1709] at [248,881] and lost! 0 days, 04:36:23 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/18 12:29:24] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:07:11 towards level 60.
[10/18/18 19:05:16] AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and pacology [1529/1652] have team battled Vengeance, Tjololo and MPenguin [1179/1885] at [587,222] and won! 0 days, 19:03:24 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/18 19:14:41] AssDisaster [256/511] has challenged weylin [42/874] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:47:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/18/18 19:40:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1 day, 06:29:10 toward level 60.
[10/18/18 23:14:40] Meistarin [470/517] has challenged AssDisaster [80/511] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:44:24 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[10/19/18 15:19:57] Thor, AssDisaster, Vengeance, and electrostat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/19/18 20:14:19] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:11:23 towards level 60.
[10/20/18 08:14:41] Angry_Bartender [37/670] has challenged AssDisaster [101/511] in combat and lost! 22 days, 02:23:00 is added to Angry_Bartender's clock.
[10/20/18 10:14:41] AssDisaster [147/511] has challenged pacology [247/376] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:47:25 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/20/18 13:14:43] AssDisaster [462/511] has challenged Angry_Bartender [121/670] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:49:35 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/20/18 20:14:40] AssDisaster [128/511] has challenged jlc [388/391] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:35:52 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/21/18 17:43:47] random-nick, StellarMeadow and DoctorRaptorMD [644/1456] have team battled triarii, AssDisaster and Gordigon [253/1552] at [104,1017] and won! 1 day, 09:53:36 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/18 19:50:02] Murdoc, NeilHanlon and Brog [1340/1726] have team battled AssDisaster, Paz and Tjololo [92/1260] at [654,802] and won! 0 days, 00:22:16 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/18 00:47:15] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:29 towards level 60.
[10/22/18 04:14:41] AssDisaster [200/511] has challenged suniac [49/98] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:11:55 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/22/18 04:45:33] AssDisaster, DianaCuMelancia and LittleBro [899/1583] have team battled dorvin, NeilHanlon and webvictim [625/1758] at [410,925] and won! 0 days, 02:51:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/18 06:34:37] Tjololo, Murdoc and DianaCuMelancia [657/1078] have team battled AssDisaster, Brog and MPenguin [1424/2173] at [735,940] and lost! 0 days, 01:55:25 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/18 12:57:44] MPenguin, DianaCuMelancia and bboston7 [954/1701] have team battled AssDisaster, pztrn and vodka- [325/1020] at [338,975] and won! 0 days, 01:01:53 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/18 00:00:31] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:16 towards level 60.
[10/23/18 03:14:42] AssDisaster [384/511] has challenged Brog [250/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:18:43 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/23/18 06:14:41] AssDisaster [496/511] has challenged Kackis [257/523] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:58:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/23/18 08:14:40] Kackis [228/523] has challenged AssDisaster [284/511] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:28:16 is added to Kackis's clock.
[10/23/18 18:34:39] swifteh, MPenguin and Zesty [1845/2315] have team battled AssDisaster, Paz and skywavesurfer [641/1297] at [292,797] and won! 1 day, 07:13:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/18 22:14:40] AssDisaster [204/511] has challenged Kackis [410/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:05 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/24/18 00:44:18] AssDisaster [65/530] has challenged webvictim [306/477] in combat and lost! 167 days, 23:10:27 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/24/18 06:34:05] AssDisaster, Kackis and Jeremias [1362/1522] have team battled DianaCuMelancia, Gawble and Vengeance [626/1310] at [632,203] and won! 0 days, 11:17:03 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/18 13:20:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1112 days, 08:17:18 toward level 61.
[10/24/18 16:28:59] Meistarin, Gawble and Vengeance [991/1634] have team battled Demeisen, Kackis and AssDisaster [767/1633] at [841,53] and won! 1 day, 04:16:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/18 00:51:30] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 49 days, 22:11:09 towards level 61.
[10/25/18 05:14:40] AssDisaster [526/530] has challenged linuxdaemon [208/532] in combat and won! 52 days, 11:42:13 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/25/18 08:54:44] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 38 days, 14:55:56 towards level 61.
[10/25/18 09:43:38] AssDisaster got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 34 days, 08:52:48 from level 61.
[10/25/18 13:14:42] Thor [518/898] has challenged AssDisaster [160/530] in combat and won! 12 days, 06:24:57 is removed from Thor's clock.
[10/25/18 15:11:24] carblolymer and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/18 23:35:56] AssDisaster, swifteh and ricin [293/2239] have team battled Zesty, Angry_Bartender and Paz [1615/1864] at [851,828] and lost! 0 days, 18:19:40 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/18 10:14:40] AssDisaster [258/530] has challenged SelfishShellfish [403/765] in combat and lost! 26 days, 10:35:29 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/27/18 16:59:21] LittleBro, jlc, AssDisaster, and Manos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/27/18 17:09:53] MPenguin, Manos and LittleBro [1873/2655] have team battled jlc, AssDisaster and Murdoc [610/1406] at [220,276] and won! 5 days, 23:00:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/18 08:14:40] skywavesurfer [303/434] has challenged AssDisaster [76/530] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:17:34 is removed from skywavesurfer's clock.
[10/28/18 12:14:41] skywavesurfer [272/434] has challenged AssDisaster [189/530] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:32:56 is removed from skywavesurfer's clock.
[10/28/18 14:23:47] Meistarin, fastfinge and carblolymer [439/1402] have team battled skywavesurfer, AssDisaster and Manos [93/1907] at [26,352] and won! 1 day, 02:29:45 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/18 15:14:40] AssDisaster [128/530] has challenged Tjololo [150/413] in combat and lost! 11 days, 22:27:10 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/28/18 18:16:10] Gawble, Brog and JoeK [1122/2002] have team battled L, AssDisaster and Zesty [1379/1534] at [245,756] and lost! 2 days, 07:44:20 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/18 22:14:42] AssDisaster [37/530] has challenged weylin [711/883] in combat and lost! 12 days, 23:36:12 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/29/18 02:14:41] Manos [183/943] has challenged AssDisaster [212/530] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:21:48 is added to Manos's clock.
[10/29/18 03:14:42] skywavesurfer [412/434] has challenged AssDisaster [147/530] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:21:59 is removed from skywavesurfer's clock.
[10/29/18 21:01:50] Gordigon, Zesty and jlc [1286/1897] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, DianaCuMelancia and AssDisaster [1404/1705] at [634,123] and lost! 0 days, 07:28:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/18 21:58:43] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:30:24 towards level 61.
[11/11/18 09:00:09] JoeK, Lothar and Kackis [13/1624] have team battled weylin, Gorgon and AssDisaster [1125/2271] at [502,582] and lost! 2 days, 11:55:39 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/18 11:11:03] Murdoc [110/485] has challenged AssDisaster [220/530] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:33:22 is added to Murdoc's clock.
[11/13/18 01:11:03] AssDisaster [79/530] has challenged NeilHanlon [553/664] in combat and lost! 13 days, 02:17:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/13/18 03:24:35] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 20:24:54 towards level 61.
[11/13/18 09:08:10] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 19:37:14 towards level 61.
[11/13/18 12:14:27] Lothar, Murdoc, AssDisaster, and weylin have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/18 13:15:22] electrostat, pztrn and suniac [1300/1438] have team battled weylin, Thor and AssDisaster [969/2311] at [332,523] and won! 0 days, 06:07:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/18 13:35:13] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:02:17 towards level 61.
[11/13/18 16:35:07] electrostat, Gorgon and Lothar [1406/2266] have team battled AssDisaster, Thor and weylin [1026/2311] at [169,640] and won! 3 days, 13:14:16 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/18 21:46:06] AssDisaster was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 23:47:22 from level 61.
[11/13/18 22:11:03] Demeisen [427/726] has challenged AssDisaster [514/530] in combat and lost! 88 days, 07:28:19 is added to Demeisen's clock.
[11/14/18 01:11:02] electrostat [466/858] has challenged AssDisaster [462/530] in combat and won! 83 days, 05:07:32 is removed from electrostat's clock.
[11/14/18 01:15:42] JoeK, AssDisaster and suniac [1203/1359] have team battled Kackis, ius and Manos [1641/2507] at [412,370] and lost! 0 days, 01:42:07 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/18 03:12:56] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 20:23:34 towards level 61.
[11/14/18 08:59:13] Lothar and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/18 09:11:02] carblolymer [190/363] has challenged AssDisaster [150/530] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:07:09 is removed from carblolymer's clock.
[11/14/18 12:11:02] Dumbfoundde4d [145/605] has challenged AssDisaster [56/530] in combat and won! 27 days, 00:12:25 is removed from Dumbfoundde4d's clock.
[11/14/18 13:11:02] Mimic [57/432] has challenged AssDisaster [183/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:58:47 is added to Mimic's clock.
[11/14/18 14:11:04] AssDisaster [27/530] has challenged bboston7 [98/436] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:58:52 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/14/18 17:36:29] Kackis, jlc and Mimic [676/1347] have team battled MPenguin, Thor and AssDisaster [800/2243] at [452,689] and lost! 0 days, 04:27:38 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/18 11:31:05] swifteh, suniac and ius [1718/1780] have team battled AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and JoeK [205/2027] at [503,392] and won! 0 days, 06:16:32 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/18 13:23:23] AssDisaster [253/530] has come upon Gorgon [752/858] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 21:39:14 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/16/18 12:24:07] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 17:26:46 towards level 61.
[11/16/18 12:44:49] ricin, NeilHanlon and Thor [2910/3116] have team battled Murdoc, AssDisaster and Paz [475/1378] at [289,712] and won! 14 days, 14:45:56 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/18 15:11:02] Gawble [649/709] has challenged AssDisaster [123/530] in combat and won! 115 days, 12:59:09 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[11/16/18 20:55:29] bboston7, Murdoc and ricin [1919/2469] have team battled NeilHanlon, pztrn and AssDisaster [1493/1503] at [152,790] and won! 0 days, 07:54:17 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/18 22:30:55] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:41:09 towards level 61.
[11/17/18 14:11:04] jlc [191/396] has challenged AssDisaster [119/530] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:03:26 is removed from jlc's clock.
[11/18/18 08:23:37] dakafal [24/72] has challenged AssDisaster [124/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:20 is added to dakafal's clock.
[11/18/18 11:11:02] AssDisaster [261/530] has challenged NeilHanlon [491/671] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:18:50 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/18/18 14:11:03] AssDisaster [240/530] has challenged MPenguin [581/815] in combat and lost! 8 days, 12:45:29 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/18/18 21:20:16] Demeisen, Zesty and pacology [1268/1976] have team battled linuxdaemon, AssDisaster and weylin [444/1916] at [744,186] and won! 3 days, 16:25:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/18 11:47:25] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 07:04:24 towards level 61.
[11/21/18 01:37:23] FueL, AssDisaster and dorvin [1361/1497] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, fastfinge and suniac [803/1825] at [574,46] and won! 0 days, 02:58:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/18 03:32:08] FueL, RichardG867 and carblolymer [109/1494] have team battled Gawble, AssDisaster and Zesty [226/2091] at [496,253] and lost! 0 days, 01:25:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/18 12:00:22] n0suchth1ng, electrostat and carblolymer [345/1794] have team battled Tjololo, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [1131/1703] at [265,259] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/18 09:19:51] Tjololo and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/18 17:30:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 2 days, 16:21:05 toward level 61.
[11/22/18 22:03:38] linuxdaemon, AssDisaster and fastfinge [1272/1561] have team battled MPenguin, Manos and Meistarin [1033/2308] at [505,302] and won! 0 days, 02:52:13 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/18 00:53:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 16 days, 07:39:16 toward level 61.
[11/24/18 06:11:03] RichardG867 [542/781] has challenged AssDisaster [297/530] in combat and won! 30 days, 03:12:51 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[11/25/18 00:11:03] Meistarin [230/550] has challenged AssDisaster [71/530] in combat and won! 1691 days, 16:08:04 is removed from Meistarin's clock.

[11/25/18 03:11:04] AssDisaster [198/530] has challenged Murdoc [174/488] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:21:24 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/25/18 10:13:22] weylin, AssDisaster and Mimic [155/1845] have team battled Thor, electrostat and DianaCuMelancia [65/2020] at [121,131] and won! 2 days, 15:05:16 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/18 18:32:11] Mimic, Lothar, carblolymer, and AssDisaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/18 09:16:27] Brog, Lothar, AssDisaster, and Dumbfoundde4d have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/18 20:11:02] Manos [33/943] has challenged AssDisaster [2/530] in combat and won! 114 days, 15:55:53 is removed from Manos's clock.
[11/28/18 01:11:02] Lothar [204/559] has challenged AssDisaster [263/530] in combat and lost! 91 days, 12:19:38 is added to Lothar's clock.
[11/30/18 13:39:03] AssDisaster was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:55:00 from level 61.
[11/30/18 15:15:16] Gorgon [219/879] has challenged AssDisaster [245/530] in combat and lost! 26 days, 07:51:15 is added to Gorgon's clock.
[11/30/18 18:15:17] AssDisaster [236/530] has challenged Lothar [73/559] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:00:57 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/30/18 20:41:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 17 days, 01:35:35 toward level 61.
[12/01/18 04:15:15] arcade_droid [111/487] has challenged AssDisaster [126/530] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:09:02 is added to arcade_droid's clock.
[12/01/18 09:34:57] AssDisaster, WcktKlwn and Manos [738/1959] have team battled SelfishShellfish, ius and fastfinge [1209/2279] at [549,801] and lost! 0 days, 05:04:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/18 12:57:33] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:15:11 towards level 61.
[12/01/18 14:15:15] weylin [316/877] has challenged AssDisaster [354/530] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:01:01 is added to weylin's clock.
[12/01/18 19:15:17] AssDisaster [363/530] has challenged Kackis [294/519] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:37:03 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/01/18 20:50:42] AssDisaster, carblolymer and SelfishShellfish [1355/1697] have team battled ius, Mimic and DianaCuMelancia [799/1710] at [885,911] and won! 2 days, 17:33:18 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/18 22:15:17] ricin [249/1547] has challenged AssDisaster [212/530] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:24:41 is removed from ricin's clock.
[12/02/18 11:13:00] Thor, WcktKlwn and carblolymer [177/1795] have team battled L, AssDisaster and NeilHanlon [732/1518] at [734,790] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:27 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/18 12:17:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 6 days, 22:29:30 toward level 61.
[12/02/18 20:57:21] WcktKlwn, L and NeilHanlon [1317/1471] have team battled AssDisaster, Thor and dorvin [409/2048] at [906,892] and won! 0 days, 19:05:29 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/18 23:15:17] AssDisaster [250/530] has challenged swifteh [3/375] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:00:11 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/03/18 02:15:16] Gorgon [251/879] has challenged AssDisaster [214/530] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:38:42 is removed from Gorgon's clock.
[12/03/18 10:15:15] swifteh [2/379] has challenged AssDisaster [421/530] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:11:13 is added to swifteh's clock.
[12/03/18 11:15:17] linuxdaemon [387/508] has challenged AssDisaster [525/530] in combat and lost! 37 days, 16:03:21 is added to linuxdaemon's clock.
[12/03/18 15:15:16] Angry_Bartender [615/660] has challenged AssDisaster [240/530] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:59:27 is removed from Angry_Bartender's clock.
[12/03/18 19:34:59] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:33:24 towards level 61.
[12/03/18 20:15:15] Mag [375/467] has challenged AssDisaster [498/530] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:06:04 is added to Mag's clock.
[12/03/18 23:02:27] suniac, ius and fastfinge [1190/1886] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, swifteh and AssDisaster [785/1633] at [252,472] and won! 0 days, 14:23:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/18 07:16:41] AssDisaster [162/530] has come upon L [236/317] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:27:40 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/04/18 19:55:15] JoeK, NeilHanlon and Diamond [190/1726] have team battled AssDisaster, Kackis and <char [1174/1186] at [981,684] and lost! 4 days, 09:41:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/18 01:15:16] arcade_droid [332/493] has challenged AssDisaster [65/530] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:42:01 is removed from arcade_droid's clock.
[12/06/18 01:26:56] weylin, AssDisaster and NeilHanlon [405/2065] have team battled Kackis, <char and ricin [1859/2239] at [641,563] and lost! 0 days, 02:08:49 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/18 14:22:20] AssDisaster [159/530] has challenged jlc [305/396] in combat and lost! 120 days, 12:22:02 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/07/18 04:15:18] fastfinge [409/504] has challenged AssDisaster [458/530] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:25:22 is added to fastfinge's clock.
[12/07/18 13:07:04] pztrn, SelfishShellfish and Gawble [18/1647] have team battled AssDisaster, WcktKlwn and L [467/1330] at [684,815] and lost! 1 day, 06:11:54 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/18 14:56:33] RichardG867, Lothar and L [1024/1657] have team battled SelfishShellfish, WcktKlwn and AssDisaster [363/1766] at [704,539] and won! 1 day, 03:38:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/18 19:41:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1106 days, 21:54:15 toward level 62.
[12/07/18 20:15:16] AssDisaster [122/530] has challenged ricin [414/1547] in combat and lost! 95 days, 22:18:20 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/07/18 21:08:21] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 91 days, 17:15:40 towards level 62.
[12/07/18 22:15:15] Thor [500/898] has challenged AssDisaster [167/530] in combat and won! 223 days, 11:53:50 is removed from Thor's clock.
[12/08/18 06:25:51] AssDisaster, LittleBro and Gorgon [1981/2330] have team battled Tadruien, Dumbfoundde4d and SelfishShellfish [771/1848] at [193,611] and won! 3 days, 16:28:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/18 07:40:58] LittleBro, Tadruien and SelfishShellfish [1214/2153] have team battled AssDisaster, Angry_Bartender and Gorgon [489/2080] at [127,667] and won! 11 days, 02:36:11 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/18 08:03:20] Tadruien, Dumbfoundde4d, AssDisaster, and SelfishShellfish have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/09/18 07:39:57] Tjololo and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/18 23:51:35] Diamond, Gawble and AssDisaster [1021/1667] have team battled Mag, LittleBro and Mimic [1736/1812] at [138,677] and lost! 0 days, 06:57:52 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/18 04:08:44] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 20 days, 11:04:32 towards level 62.
[12/10/18 05:15:17] AssDisaster [470/530] has challenged Meistarin [12/548] in combat and won! 49 days, 09:42:52 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/10/18 05:15:17] In the fierce battle, Meistarin dropped his level 36 shield! AssDisaster picks it up, tossing his old level 16 shield to Meistarin.
[12/10/18 13:55:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 83 days, 11:20:29 toward level 62.
[12/10/18 17:23:12] Lothar, <char and JoeK [862/1317] have team battled AssDisaster, Diamond and DianaCuMelancia [668/1314] at [230,922] and won! 0 days, 06:02:11 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/18 03:15:16] AssDisaster [219/552] has challenged ius [22/1026] in combat and won! 15 days, 05:16:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/11/18 12:19:17] carblolymer, SelfishShellfish and Dumbfoundde4d [254/1793] have team battled pztrn, ricin and AssDisaster [798/2399] at [302,315] and lost! 14 days, 11:17:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/18 13:12:54] AssDisaster, weylin and Dumbfoundde4d [775/2053] have team battled LittleBro, <char and pztrn [990/1419] at [53,67] and lost! 0 days, 13:19:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/18 22:45:59] Meistarin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/18 00:15:16] AssDisaster [412/552] has challenged suniac [204/364] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:28:12 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/12/18 22:55:26] AssDisaster, DianaCuMelancia and Manos [1586/1745] have team battled SelfishShellfish, Mag and Diamond [965/1732] at [265,525] and won! 1 day, 09:40:05 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/18 02:20:12] AssDisaster [398/552] has challenged pztrn [206/300] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:30:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/13/18 04:56:39] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:40:22 towards level 62.
[12/13/18 18:20:11] NeilHanlon [103/671] has challenged AssDisaster [82/552] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:26:22 is removed from NeilHanlon's clock.
[12/14/18 01:30:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 21 days, 11:09:28 from level 62.
[12/14/18 03:48:59] weylin, Diamond and LittleBro [516/2301] have team battled Mag, AssDisaster and bboston7 [1112/1453] at [1,621] and lost! 41 days, 13:51:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/18 04:20:13] weylin [347/879] has challenged AssDisaster [32/552] in combat and won! 257 days, 23:18:32 is removed from weylin's clock.
[12/14/18 06:20:11] Meistarin [135/526] has challenged AssDisaster [410/552] in combat and lost! 885 days, 05:21:26 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[12/14/18 13:02:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 37 days, 04:28:02 toward level 62.
[12/14/18 16:48:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 19 days, 15:54:06 toward level 62.
[12/15/18 09:20:12] AssDisaster [290/556] has challenged SelfishShellfish [148/753] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:53:30 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/15/18 09:20:12] In the fierce battle, SelfishShellfish dropped his level 257 weapon! AssDisaster picks it up, tossing his old level 43 weapon to SelfishShellfish.
[12/15/18 12:20:11] AssDisaster [461/792] has challenged Zesty [809/833] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:09:51 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/15/18 19:30:10] NeilHanlon, Dumbfoundde4d and Kackis [5/1827] have team battled AssDisaster, Tjololo and pztrn [125/1483] at [432,178] and lost! 0 days, 17:03:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/18 22:11:14] AssDisaster, Meistarin and Dumbfoundde4d [124/1944] have team battled jlc, Tjololo and Zesty [760/1620] at [460,136] and lost! 3 days, 18:16:24 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/18 23:20:12] triarii [212/419] has challenged AssDisaster [487/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:53:04 is added to triarii's clock.
[12/16/18 06:19:51] AssDisaster was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:01:10 from level 62.
[12/16/18 10:16:11] AssDisaster, Zesty and osannatas [860/2018] have team battled arcade_droid, DianaCuMelancia and LittleBro [680/1653] at [505,463] and won! 3 days, 16:59:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/18 10:20:11] AssDisaster [398/792] has challenged osannatas [315/393] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:32:30 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/16/18 18:31:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 4 days, 04:13:45 toward level 62.
[12/17/18 07:32:36] AssDisaster, triarii and suniac [126/1575] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, ricin and osannatas [2069/2682] at [894,486] and lost! 0 days, 01:32:19 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/18 13:58:18] suniac, triarii and jlc [165/1179] have team battled AssDisaster, Mimic and ricin [2749/2923] at [860,579] and lost! 0 days, 00:38:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/18 17:25:53] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:33:38 towards level 62.
[12/17/18 21:20:11] AssDisaster [418/792] has challenged bboston7 [320/434] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:21:30 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/18/18 03:01:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 2 days, 16:01:42 toward level 62.
[12/18/18 04:20:12] AssDisaster [479/792] has challenged Dumbfoundde4d [142/626] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:14:00 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/18/18 04:52:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 3 days, 18:36:12 toward level 62.
[12/18/18 15:23:11] electrostat [659/884] has come upon AssDisaster [314/792] and taken them in combat! 62 days, 02:30:05 is removed from electrostat's clock.
[12/18/18 21:53:50] Mag and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/18 22:20:12] Mag [120/467] has challenged AssDisaster [669/792] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:57 is added to Mag's clock.
[12/19/18 19:20:13] AssDisaster [336/792] has challenged Tadruien [22/485] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:40:26 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/19/18 21:20:13] AssDisaster [305/792] has challenged <char [193/222] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:30 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/20/18 00:38:06] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:05 towards level 62.
[12/20/18 01:09:16] pztrn, NeilHanlon and Jeremias [368/1456] have team battled osannatas, AssDisaster and Murdoc [452/1725] at [636,1004] and lost! 0 days, 04:13:30 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/18 01:23:24] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 01:28:08 from level 62.
[12/20/18 02:50:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 01:17:21 toward level 62.
[12/20/18 03:31:41] AssDisaster [663/801] has challenged Tjololo [154/391] in combat and won! 292 days, 20:24:03 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/21/18 01:20:11] TinyTimmyTokyo [379/390] has challenged AssDisaster [488/801] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:24:49 is added to TinyTimmyTokyo's clock.
[12/21/18 04:20:13] AssDisaster [788/801] has challenged Tadruien [365/485] in combat and won! 228 days, 14:27:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/21/18 09:20:11] Kackis [165/554] has challenged AssDisaster [465/801] in combat and lost! 75 days, 21:09:15 is added to Kackis's clock.
[12/22/18 03:00:47] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 131 days, 21:55:54 towards level 63.
[12/22/18 07:20:13] TinyTimmyTokyo [380/390] has challenged AssDisaster [707/801] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:06:38 is added to TinyTimmyTokyo's clock.
[12/22/18 09:20:12] AssDisaster [397/801] has challenged Dumbfoundde4d [163/626] in combat and won! 138 days, 17:09:45 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/22/18 12:21:13] Dumbfoundde4d, bboston7 and Lothar [1460/1632] have team battled AssDisaster, Murdoc and Jeremias [1501/1810] at [155,443] and lost! 1 day, 21:04:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/18 13:58:59] SelfishShellfish, bboston7 and TinyTimmyTokyo [726/1344] have team battled RichardG867, AssDisaster and paven [121/1851] at [175,343] and won! 2 days, 00:03:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/18 14:43:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 426 days, 11:10:50 from level 63.
[12/23/18 18:20:11] AssDisaster [591/801] has challenged weylin [94/879] in combat and won! 230 days, 01:56:00 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/24/18 04:20:11] Mag [50/467] has challenged AssDisaster [612/801] in combat and lost! 83 days, 23:30:02 is added to Mag's clock.
[12/24/18 07:01:04] Tadruien and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/18 16:20:11] Mimic [221/594] has challenged AssDisaster [743/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:07:28 is added to Mimic's clock.
[12/25/18 04:46:10] AssDisaster, Gordigon and Manos [1219/2418] have team battled carblolymer, TinyTimmyTokyo and Diamond [912/1313] at [966,861] and won! 10 days, 21:24:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/18 10:20:11] AssDisaster [473/801] has challenged jlc [184/403] in combat and won! 126 days, 13:21:04 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/26/18 00:40:44] triarii, NeilHanlon and weylin [332/1991] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, Gordigon and AssDisaster [1261/2210] at [234,820] and lost! 4 days, 06:44:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/18 02:16:53] Dumbfoundde4d, triarii and NeilHanlon [1332/1732] have team battled Gordigon, AssDisaster and DoctorRaptorMD [16/2210] at [30,652] and won! 1 day, 12:54:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/18 06:02:52] Manos, Gorgon and carblolymer [422/2251] have team battled AssDisaster, RichardG867 and Jeremias [112/2054] at [878,484] and won! 11 days, 03:52:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/18 07:12:58] AssDisaster, RichardG867 and DoctorRaptorMD [783/2320] have team battled Jeremias, Gorgon and Manos [15/2302] at [850,584] and won! 2 days, 07:07:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/18 15:41:26] AssDisaster, Thor and JoeK [1074/2248] have team battled SelfishShellfish, Manos and triarii [1120/1905] at [1008,144] and lost! 4 days, 18:09:50 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/18 18:09:59] Thor, TheOtherRedMan and AssDisaster [1064/2066] have team battled triarii, Tadruien and SelfishShellfish [932/1452] at [987,170] and won! 4 days, 08:11:18 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/18 18:20:12] AssDisaster [469/801] has challenged TheOtherRedMan [317/361] in combat and won! 83 days, 03:32:56 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/28/18 12:20:11] Thor [345/904] has challenged AssDisaster [584/801] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:58:42 is added to Thor's clock.
[12/29/18 02:20:13] AssDisaster [565/801] has challenged MPenguin [45/821] in combat and won! 142 days, 16:41:12 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/29/18 23:48:21] Lothar, DoctorRaptorMD and AssDisaster [133/2117] have team battled Mimic, Kackis and Mag [1589/1618] at [221,884] and lost! 2 days, 18:43:45 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/18 15:25:26] DianaCuMelancia, Manos and AssDisaster [897/1993] have team battled Gorgon, r3v and electrostat [1873/2246] at [893,179] and lost! 0 days, 06:08:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/18 17:25:36] Gorgon, r3v and Manos [497/2296] have team battled AssDisaster, RichardG867 and electrostat [1991/2481] at [966,379] and lost! 0 days, 23:00:23 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/18 19:20:13] Gawble [521/630] has challenged AssDisaster [220/801] in combat and won! 41 days, 05:43:59 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[12/30/18 21:36:19] Gorgon, electrostat and AssDisaster [429/2587] have team battled r3v, DianaCuMelancia and RichardG867 [730/1490] at [781,305] and lost! 0 days, 21:36:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/18 23:26:38] MPenguin [663/821] has challenged AssDisaster [95/801] in combat and won! 259 days, 17:55:49 is removed from MPenguin's clock.
[12/31/18 03:04:00] CamShirayuki [3/31] has challenged AssDisaster [155/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:46 is added to CamShirayuki's clock.
[12/31/18 03:24:06] vodka-, Tjololo and ricin [12/2232] have team battled AssDisaster, CamShirayuki and suniac [1011/1196] at [358,234] and lost! 0 days, 08:10:01 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/18 11:10:31] AssDisaster and TinyTimmyTokyo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/19 03:49:47] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 28 days, 15:03:51 towards level 63.
[01/01/19 09:53:16] AssDisaster, JoeK and pztrn [709/1663] have team battled Diamond, Kackis and vodka- [190/1364] at [973,396] and won! 2 days, 02:17:07 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/19 21:07:23] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 31 days, 12:44:03 towards level 63.
[01/02/19 17:20:11] Kackis [523/557] has challenged AssDisaster [726/801] in combat and lost! 100 days, 20:20:14 is added to Kackis's clock.
[01/03/19 01:20:11] Zesty [841/890] has challenged AssDisaster [374/801] in combat and won! 68 days, 10:37:29 is removed from Zesty's clock.
[01/03/19 03:20:13] bboston7 [213/377] has challenged AssDisaster [126/801] in combat and won! 46 days, 17:59:27 is removed from bboston7's clock.
[01/03/19 07:20:12] AssDisaster [716/801] has challenged Gawble [90/634] in combat and won! 45 days, 15:55:19 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/03/19 07:24:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 18 days, 17:19:17 toward level 63.
[01/03/19 13:09:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 62 days, 09:20:28 toward level 63.
[01/03/19 15:20:34] AssDisaster, bboston7 and MPenguin [1234/2003] have team battled Jeremias, suniac and Murdoc [276/1378] at [997,390] and won! 25 days, 07:34:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/19 14:20:11] carblolymer [388/418] has challenged AssDisaster [136/801] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:36:08 is removed from carblolymer's clock.
[01/05/19 02:20:49] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:37:54 towards level 63.
[01/05/19 07:20:11] AssDisaster [343/801] has challenged RichardG867 [620/794] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:07:34 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/05/19 08:37:37] LittleBro, NeilHanlon and Gorgon [247/2494] have team battled suniac, Jeremias and AssDisaster [1449/1634] at [101,304] and lost! 19 days, 22:41:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/19 16:20:11] AssDisaster [10/801] has challenged Lothar [475/581] in combat and lost! 9 days, 04:28:23 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/06/19 00:23:37] AssDisaster fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 02:12:42 from level 63.
[01/06/19 05:10:26] AssDisaster sharpened the edge of his weapon! AssDisaster's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/06/19 16:20:13] AssDisaster [85/843] has challenged DianaCuMelancia [202/254] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:52:01 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/06/19 17:20:12] Zesty [480/890] has challenged AssDisaster [19/843] in combat and won! 10 days, 00:03:29 is removed from Zesty's clock.
[01/07/19 04:45:31] suniac, NeilHanlon and Gorgon [1655/1948] have team battled Tadruien, bboston7 and AssDisaster [1079/1713] at [1014,478] and won! 0 days, 12:52:07 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/19 21:20:13] Murdoc [190/545] has challenged AssDisaster [186/843] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:04:02 is removed from Murdoc's clock.
[01/08/19 17:38:02] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 04:52:30 towards level 63.
[01/09/19 04:18:50] Angry_Bartender [104/660] has come upon AssDisaster [76/843] and taken them in combat! 197 days, 17:19:42 is removed from Angry_Bartender's clock.
[01/10/19 01:46:14] AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and Mag [1541/1850] have team battled Mimic, TinyTimmyTokyo and Gawble [13/1567] at [868,159] and won! 22 days, 17:10:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/19 03:20:12] Angry_Bartender [602/660] has challenged AssDisaster [767/843] in combat and lost! 95 days, 19:54:27 is added to Angry_Bartender's clock.
[01/10/19 12:39:14] Mimic [268/594] has come upon AssDisaster [200/843] and taken them in combat! 42 days, 04:44:11 is removed from Mimic's clock.
[01/11/19 02:24:48] arcade_droid, Jeremias and avenger [952/1090] have team battled Tjololo, Angry_Bartender and AssDisaster [1118/1893] at [191,418] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:22 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/19 03:20:13] fastfinge [341/504] has challenged AssDisaster [532/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:04:40 is added to fastfinge's clock.
[01/11/19 13:20:12] Mag [203/467] has challenged AssDisaster [119/843] in combat and won! 18 days, 07:47:41 is removed from Mag's clock.
[01/11/19 17:20:13] Tadruien [340/493] has challenged AssDisaster [785/843] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:28:33 is added to Tadruien's clock.
[01/12/19 20:20:12] triarii [253/419] has challenged AssDisaster [782/843] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:40:07 is added to triarii's clock.
[01/13/19 09:20:11] AssDisaster [591/843] has challenged idlerpg [851/1543] in combat and lost! 8 days, 18:06:42 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/13/19 13:20:12] AssDisaster [233/843] has challenged Tadruien [127/493] in combat and won! 15 days, 09:09:23 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/14/19 02:40:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 50 days, 12:34:44 toward level 63.
[01/14/19 08:20:13] AssDisaster [583/843] has challenged pacology [296/393] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:38:57 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/15/19 07:20:11] webvictim [78/481] has challenged AssDisaster [462/843] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:56:39 is added to webvictim's clock.
[01/15/19 12:20:12] AssDisaster [32/843] has challenged ricin [592/1542] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:10:04 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/15/19 13:08:47] Angry_Bartender, Mimic and electrostat [355/2169] have team battled LittleBro, AssDisaster and arcade_droid [1293/2245] at [921,35] and lost! 18 days, 10:04:36 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/19 14:47:42] MPenguin, webvictim and AssDisaster [1187/1989] have team battled r3v, Brog and NeilHanlon [994/1742] at [1021,398] and won! 6 days, 00:05:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/19 02:24:33] Brog, AssDisaster and electrostat [1367/2342] have team battled r3v, Demeisen and pztrn [394/1514] at [951,518] and won! 0 days, 14:20:54 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/19 08:20:12] AssDisaster [348/839] has challenged webvictim [21/481] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:20:27 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/16/19 15:56:07] webvictim, Gorgon and Angry_Bartender [751/2039] have team battled carblolymer, AssDisaster and Brog [722/1846] at [503,374] and won! 3 days, 20:20:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/19 21:01:48] AssDisaster was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:55:08 from level 63.
[01/16/19 21:53:46] Tadruien and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/19 22:20:11] AssDisaster [613/839] has challenged Vengeance [226/388] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:00:29 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/17/19 19:47:40] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:36:58 towards level 63.
[01/18/19 05:20:13] AssDisaster [694/839] has challenged arcade_droid [7/502] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:42:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/18/19 12:07:56] Mag and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/19 00:11:50] electrostat, AssDisaster and DianaCuMelancia [1029/2022] have team battled Zesty, webvictim and Kackis [1030/1954] at [288,785] and lost! 1 day, 15:35:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/19 05:54:37] AssDisaster [652/839] has challenged webvictim [355/481] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:54:11 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/23/19 12:20:25] pacology, pztrn and Diamond [401/1241] have team battled carblolymer, AssDisaster and Kackis [572/1819] at [306,442] and lost! 1 day, 12:46:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/19 16:54:37] SelfishShellfish [536/540] has challenged AssDisaster [812/839] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:37:41 is added to SelfishShellfish's clock.
[01/23/19 20:48:53] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:56:24 towards level 63.
[01/24/19 06:39:31] AssDisaster, Tjololo and triarii [509/1647] have team battled carblolymer, suniac and Kackis [1323/1344] at [83,511] and lost! 1 day, 12:19:56 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/19 10:58:13] Doctor_Colossus, pztrn and AssDisaster [2054/2144] have team battled Tjololo, suniac and Jeremias [1266/1307] at [26,748] and won! 1 day, 18:44:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/19 12:54:37] AssDisaster [305/839] has challenged Jeremias [550/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:49:49 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/24/19 14:54:38] AssDisaster [552/839] has challenged MPenguin [78/665] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:24:07 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/24/19 20:47:10] AssDisaster, webvictim and Tadruien [1618/1823] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, NeilHanlon and RichardG867 [75/2237] at [732,551] and won! 0 days, 09:18:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/19 23:54:37] LittleBro [52/900] has challenged AssDisaster [495/839] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:41:12 is added to LittleBro's clock.
[01/25/19 02:40:25] AssDisaster and fastfinge have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/19 05:23:16] AssDisaster left his weapon out in the rain to rust! AssDisaster's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/25/19 15:54:36] AssDisaster [364/807] has challenged DianaCuMelancia [188/268] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:41:20 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/25/19 17:37:44] fastfinge, AssDisaster and Zesty [1636/2243] have team battled RichardG867, suniac and LittleBro [1773/2068] at [64,141] and lost! 0 days, 06:17:46 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/19 17:54:37] Vengeance [343/391] has challenged AssDisaster [92/807] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:12:16 is removed from Vengeance's clock.
[01/26/19 03:14:28] AssDisaster bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:00:26 from level 63.
[01/26/19 06:04:58] AssDisaster was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:25:36 from level 63.
[01/26/19 13:00:45] AssDisaster, r3v and Tadruien [1073/1770] have team battled JoeK, Manos and Zesty [372/2481] at [726,534] and won! 0 days, 03:38:00 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/19 16:54:38] Doctor_Colossus [673/973] has challenged AssDisaster [624/807] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:08:50 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[01/26/19 18:37:27] AssDisaster, Manos and r3v [1770/2276] have team battled Tjololo, SelfishShellfish and Kackis [360/1489] at [653,394] and won! 0 days, 01:47:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/19 02:38:07] dukwon, Gawble and JoeK [1695/1912] have team battled Angry_Bartender, Manos and AssDisaster [537/2464] at [670,768] and won! 0 days, 19:46:03 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/19 17:54:37] AssDisaster [408/807] has challenged Thor [692/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:22:40 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/27/19 19:32:30] AssDisaster [745/807] has come upon pztrn [239/336] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:59:18 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/28/19 04:54:37] AssDisaster [644/807] has challenged fastfinge [439/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:46:38 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/28/19 05:21:27] suniac, Zesty and MPenguin [1364/1958] have team battled AssDisaster, NeilHanlon and JoshCarter4 [427/1874] at [722,971] and won! 2 days, 07:40:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/19 06:10:55] SelfishShellfish, Kackis and RichardG867 [806/1901] have team battled triarii, AssDisaster and pztrn [903/1559] at [252,621] and lost! 18 days, 04:08:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/19 07:50:12] pztrn, SelfishShellfish and RichardG867 [1098/1680] have team battled triarii, AssDisaster and Thor [1707/2141] at [243,659] and lost! 5 days, 12:49:09 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/19 17:56:36] AssDisaster [473/812] has challenged Gawble [36/574] in combat and won! 310 days, 06:09:22 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/28/19 19:54:36] Tjololo [149/387] has challenged AssDisaster [557/812] in combat and lost! 48 days, 17:54:58 is added to Tjololo's clock.
[01/29/19 04:54:19] AssDisaster ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 98 days, 21:43:45 from level 64.
[01/29/19 09:54:37] JoshCarter4 [64/369] has challenged AssDisaster [732/812] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:29:55 is added to JoshCarter4's clock.
[01/29/19 10:54:37] Zesty [455/929] has challenged AssDisaster [331/812] in combat and won! 347 days, 01:04:23 is removed from Zesty's clock.
[01/29/19 11:43:30] JoshCarter4 and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/19 14:43:15] Zesty, electrostat, AssDisaster, and Diamond have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/29/19 16:54:36] AssDisaster [171/812] has challenged Angry_Bartender [5/648] in combat and won! 156 days, 10:02:16 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/29/19 17:27:42] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 62 days, 01:03:47 towards level 64.
[01/29/19 17:52:31] AssDisaster lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 98 days, 21:56:32 from level 64.
[01/29/19 21:54:36] AssDisaster [140/812] has challenged dukwon [375/782] in combat and lost! 73 days, 20:13:15 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/30/19 06:24:22] AssDisaster, electrostat and Kackis [1546/2284] have team battled Diamond, Gawble and Manos [1970/2143] at [29,180] and lost! 0 days, 13:14:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/19 06:54:36] AssDisaster [128/812] has challenged Angry_Bartender [340/648] in combat and lost! 79 days, 18:20:14 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/30/19 09:16:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 150 days, 17:45:55 toward level 64.
[01/30/19 09:54:38] Angry_Bartender [410/648] has challenged AssDisaster [325/812] in combat and won! 207 days, 21:21:20 is removed from Angry_Bartender's clock.
[01/30/19 17:54:36] AssDisaster [529/812] has challenged Meistarin [29/589] in combat and won! 194 days, 09:06:19 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/30/19 22:25:54] Lothar, electrostat, AssDisaster, and linuxdaemon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/19 01:54:36] AssDisaster [530/812] has challenged Vengeance [21/391] in combat and won! 98 days, 15:58:14 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/31/19 02:39:03] AssDisaster got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 40 days, 10:48:04 from level 64.
[01/31/19 04:44:45] Jeremias, linuxdaemon and AssDisaster [1366/1865] have team battled carblolymer, electrostat and RichardG867 [1766/2145] at [533,809] and lost! 12 days, 11:46:06 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/19 08:54:37] NeilHanlon [263/706] has challenged AssDisaster [253/812] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:09 is removed from NeilHanlon's clock.
[01/31/19 15:01:38] RichardG867, DianaCuMelancia and AssDisaster [1114/1894] have team battled electrostat, Diamond and Tjololo [157/1837] at [719,55] and won! 6 days, 11:51:26 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/19 17:54:38] AssDisaster [3/812] has challenged TinyTimmyTokyo [276/393] in combat and lost! 17 days, 02:18:42 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/01/19 02:54:37] AssDisaster [558/812] has challenged Meistarin [130/589] in combat and won! 54 days, 19:12:40 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/01/19 15:16:17] Manos, Volkor and r3v [551/1881] have team battled Thor, electrostat and AssDisaster [1260/2645] at [801,7] and lost! 0 days, 16:10:29 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/19 04:16:16] Meistarin, DianaCuMelancia and Tadruien [763/1384] have team battled pztrn, electrostat and AssDisaster [1212/2063] at [284,125] and lost! 0 days, 07:53:56 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/19 17:56:50] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 20 days, 14:07:01 towards level 64.
[02/02/19 20:37:50] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 131 days, 11:30:13 from level 64.
[02/03/19 01:27:53] MPenguin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/19 06:54:37] AssDisaster [128/812] has challenged Volkor [257/387] in combat and lost! 19 days, 16:47:23 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/03/19 08:54:36] Meistarin [202/589] has challenged AssDisaster [467/812] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:50:20 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[02/03/19 12:31:41] JoeK, Manos and r3v [1709/2028] have team battled LittleBro, AssDisaster and carblolymer [1024/2139] at [538,994] and won! 1 day, 15:49:29 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/19 23:54:36] AssDisaster [122/812] has challenged NeilHanlon [585/736] in combat and lost! 27 days, 00:53:37 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/04/19 07:23:30] AssDisaster EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 32 days, 17:08:03 from level 64.
[02/05/19 07:54:36] AssDisaster [497/817] has challenged dukwon [483/782] in combat and won! 50 days, 05:40:27 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/05/19 11:54:37] AssDisaster [324/817] has challenged dukwon [430/782] in combat and lost! 24 days, 18:47:11 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/05/19 12:41:37] Doctor_Colossus, electrostat and bboston7 [14/2249] have team battled Murdoc, vodka- and AssDisaster [1097/1771] at [609,985] and lost! 5 days, 06:33:24 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/19 16:04:51] carblolymer and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/19 18:54:37] Thor [724/918] has challenged AssDisaster [648/817] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:17:50 is removed from Thor's clock.
[02/06/19 03:54:38] Manos [570/1034] has challenged AssDisaster [413/817] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:25:21 is removed from Manos's clock.
[02/06/19 08:54:38] AssDisaster [151/817] has challenged bboston7 [260/377] in combat and lost! 24 days, 06:54:22 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/06/19 17:14:35] RichardG867, Tjololo and AssDisaster [1667/2011] have team battled Mag, Tadruien and LittleBro [1600/1890] at [845,896] and won! 23 days, 07:40:14 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/19 18:10:34] Mag, Tadruien and LittleBro [1421/1890] have team battled Tjololo, bboston7 and AssDisaster [353/1581] at [977,922] and won! 12 days, 22:29:43 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/19 16:51:12] AssDisaster got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 27 days, 06:59:09 from level 64.
[02/08/19 02:54:38] AssDisaster [525/817] has challenged Thor [390/918] in combat and won! 56 days, 02:50:00 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/08/19 06:24:38] NeilHanlon, Tjololo and AssDisaster [935/1940] have team battled DianaCuMelancia, r3v and bboston7 [679/1112] at [901,294] and won! 48 days, 04:58:01 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/19 14:54:37] AssDisaster [598/817] has challenged electrostat [481/904] in combat and won! 38 days, 07:08:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/08/19 17:54:37] AssDisaster [181/817] has challenged Gawble [80/574] in combat and won! 33 days, 15:13:42 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/10/19 09:59:59] Diamond, LittleBro and Thor [939/2381] have team battled pztrn, AssDisaster and Meistarin [453/1722] at [848,977] and won! 1 day, 12:17:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/19 10:51:27] Diamond, Meistarin and DoctorRaptorMD [554/1698] have team battled pacology, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [821/1812] at [1015,921] and lost! 4 days, 23:59:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/19 13:47:20] Meistarin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/19 14:34:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 10:18:43 from level 64.
[02/10/19 16:54:38] Thor [912/918] has challenged AssDisaster [347/817] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:49:16 is removed from Thor's clock.
[02/11/19 08:51:16] Doctor_Colossus, osannatas and Zesty [1756/2301] have team battled Thor, AssDisaster and dukwon [307/2525] at [397,965] and won! 4 days, 02:43:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/19 09:41:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 24 days, 08:50:18 toward level 64.
[02/11/19 16:00:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 11 days, 20:54:23 toward level 64.
[02/11/19 16:45:37] Kackis, linuxdaemon and Meistarin [1414/1657] have team battled Manos, AssDisaster and Murdoc [1340/2457] at [377,617] and won! 17 days, 18:07:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/19 01:39:05] Kackis, triarii and linuxdaemon [772/1504] have team battled Tjololo, AssDisaster and NeilHanlon [1504/1935] at [150,767] and lost! 5 days, 23:09:39 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/19 18:40:51] TinyTimmyTokyo and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/19 22:43:01] Hitler, Tjololo and pacology [1370/1668] have team battled Kackis, Zesty and AssDisaster [403/2303] at [438,574] and won! 8 days, 12:39:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/19 12:54:36] AssDisaster [94/817] has challenged NeilHanlon [508/736] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:10:46 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/13/19 13:56:36] AssDisaster, Jeremias and Hitler [1691/2197] have team battled Tjololo, Murdoc and pacology [570/1443] at [268,735] and won! 1 day, 22:42:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/19 14:03:16] AssDisaster, DoctorRaptorMD and suniac [1663/1792] have team battled SelfishShellfish, Jeremias and pacology [1073/1544] at [319,985] and won! 0 days, 14:16:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/19 15:34:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 37 days, 12:22:00 toward level 64.
[02/13/19 20:38:14] Tjololo, Angry_Bartender and Murdoc [149/1636] have team battled AssDisaster, pacology and DoctorRaptorMD [911/1866] at [431,611] and lost! 10 days, 23:25:02 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/19 01:05:09] Zesty, Doctor_Colossus and pacology [1996/2358] have team battled suniac, AssDisaster and Angry_Bartender [844/1846] at [427,726] and won! 6 days, 04:27:34 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/19 06:49:54] SelfishShellfish, Dumbfoundde4d and Jeremias [699/1714] have team battled carblolymer, Hitler and AssDisaster [781/2068] at [163,879] and lost! 1 day, 05:14:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/19 16:54:38] AssDisaster [406/817] has challenged suniac [295/381] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:41:42 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/14/19 22:11:16] Thor, Dumbfoundde4d and AssDisaster [1162/2360] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, Murdoc and Lothar [484/1788] at [161,804] and won! 0 days, 06:20:56 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/19 11:15:58] AssDisaster, Mag and linuxdaemon [541/1814] have team battled arcade_droid, r3v and Vengeance [338/1530] at [403,122] and won! 0 days, 15:34:12 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/19 19:14:26] Angry_Bartender, pztrn and AssDisaster [54/1798] have team battled Diamond, Zesty and Vengeance [19/2017] at [254,463] and won! 0 days, 04:59:34 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/19 20:54:36] AssDisaster [161/817] has challenged Manos [294/1034] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:22:09 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/16/19 14:35:41] AssDisaster EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:28:48 from level 64.
[02/17/19 08:47:53] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:37:28 towards level 64.
[02/17/19 12:54:38] AssDisaster [270/817] has challenged NeilHanlon [96/736] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:19:40 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/18/19 08:54:37] bboston7 [129/377] has challenged AssDisaster [32/817] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:48:01 is removed from bboston7's clock.
[02/18/19 11:18:20] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:25:02 towards level 64.
[02/18/19 12:07:32] r3v, Manos and AssDisaster [314/2322] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, Mag and arcade_droid [827/1593] at [375,47] and lost! 4 days, 10:35:44 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/19 23:12:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 12 days, 19:57:45 toward level 64.
[02/19/19 12:22:25] weylin, r3v and pacology [321/1884] have team battled AssDisaster, LittleBro and Kackis [2255/2341] at [825,362] and lost! 0 days, 17:47:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/19 16:09:23] Kackis, Lothar and pacology [310/1597] have team battled weylin, r3v and AssDisaster [812/2246] at [839,330] and lost! 0 days, 18:16:21 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/19 04:54:37] triarii [317/403] has challenged AssDisaster [146/817] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:58:54 is removed from triarii's clock.
[02/20/19 04:55:16] DoctorRaptorMD, Demeisen and electrostat [907/2233] have team battled Thor, LittleBro and AssDisaster [2466/2749] at [312,379] and lost! 10 days, 10:23:02 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/19 06:17:45] DoctorRaptorMD, Thor and AssDisaster [1583/2364] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Demeisen and electrostat [2587/2616] at [208,520] and lost! 2 days, 09:53:17 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/19 08:54:36] fastfinge [206/515] has challenged AssDisaster [69/817] in combat and won! 19 days, 00:28:49 is removed from fastfinge's clock.
[02/20/19 09:54:37] AssDisaster [800/817] has challenged Lothar [587/589] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:59:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/20/19 11:28:55] AssDisaster ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:06:01 from level 64.
[02/20/19 14:47:24] AssDisaster, electrostat, Demeisen, and DoctorRaptorMD have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/20/19 16:15:51] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:07:06 towards level 64.
[02/20/19 16:31:35] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:24:18 towards level 64.
[02/21/19 00:11:57] SelfishShellfish, Murdoc and AssDisaster [238/1972] have team battled TheSilentLink, Mag and Demeisen [45/1316] at [577,154] and won! 0 days, 12:01:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/19 12:45:25] weylin, pacology and AssDisaster [151/2221] have team battled Demeisen, L and Zesty [1892/2006] at [926,63] and lost! 0 days, 08:54:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/19 19:48:04] Zesty, weylin and L [1288/2209] have team battled pacology, AssDisaster and MPenguin [954/1958] at [875,196] and won! 1 day, 10:01:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/19 20:54:37] AssDisaster [662/817] has challenged Diamond [526/531] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:48:19 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/21/19 21:11:57] L, MPenguin and Zesty [120/1946] have team battled AssDisaster, triarii and Tjololo [390/1602] at [848,202] and lost! 1 day, 02:56:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/19 22:54:36] pztrn [307/341] has challenged AssDisaster [774/817] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:40:44 is added to pztrn's clock.
[02/22/19 08:54:38] AssDisaster [125/817] has challenged Demeisen [682/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:33:06 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/22/19 10:39:25] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:23:06 towards level 64.
[02/22/19 12:39:56] AssDisaster, Kackis and carblolymer [458/1790] have team battled MPenguin, Diamond and Vengeance [1322/1779] at [606,82] and lost! 0 days, 12:23:05 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/19 01:24:53] AssDisaster was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:07:30 from level 64.
[02/23/19 01:34:42] Diamond, AssDisaster and Zesty [2230/2282] have team battled Tjololo, arcade_droid and LittleBro [754/1854] at [662,64] and won! 1 day, 10:10:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/19 02:46:31] nixxon and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/19 03:04:25] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:07 towards level 64.
[02/23/19 08:54:38] Tadruien [65/526] has challenged AssDisaster [156/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:48:31 is added to Tadruien's clock.
[02/23/19 15:54:36] Tjololo [227/382] has challenged AssDisaster [22/817] in combat and won! 39 days, 18:45:47 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[02/23/19 15:54:36] In the fierce battle, AssDisaster dropped his level 253 weapon! Tjololo picks it up, tossing his old level 39 weapon to AssDisaster.
[02/23/19 17:54:37] AssDisaster [304/581] has challenged L [246/330] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:10:05 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/23/19 20:18:35] AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and Jeremias [583/1679] have team battled Mag, pacology and fastfinge [809/1423] at [549,898] and lost! 0 days, 03:20:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/19 02:20:21] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:46:24 towards level 64.
[02/24/19 03:54:36] Thor [924/961] has challenged AssDisaster [482/581] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:04:34 is removed from Thor's clock.
[02/24/19 06:30:50] Mag, fastfinge and L [144/1307] have team battled Jeremias, r3v and AssDisaster [690/1601] at [430,788] and lost! 0 days, 19:05:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/19 10:27:10] Jeremias, webvictim and NeilHanlon [1352/1782] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, AssDisaster and L [163/1549] at [326,881] and won! 3 days, 21:47:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/19 18:50:33] AssDisaster, vodka- and triarii [883/1355] have team battled TheSilentLink, Thor and Kackis [288/1716] at [666,609] and won! 0 days, 00:28:13 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/19 20:54:36] r3v [27/471] has challenged AssDisaster [97/581] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:20:32 is added to r3v's clock.
[02/24/19 21:34:11] vodka-, NeilHanlon and RichardG867 [782/1942] have team battled Mag, AssDisaster and Kackis [224/1596] at [735,811] and won! 1 day, 13:20:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/19 00:48:30] RichardG867, AssDisaster and pacology [1730/1834] have team battled Kackis, vodka- and NeilHanlon [1189/1688] at [901,995] and won! 0 days, 17:43:45 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/19 01:05:02] r3v, Zesty and AssDisaster [1450/1986] have team battled LittleBro, Jeremias and webvictim [1366/2017] at [365,802] and won! 0 days, 14:07:41 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/19 08:54:36] Tadruien [21/526] has challenged AssDisaster [501/581] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:14:10 is added to Tadruien's clock.
[02/26/19 05:28:13] Thor, Murdoc and webvictim [1589/2064] have team battled AssDisaster, Zesty and Jeremias [301/2064] at [397,877] and won! 2 days, 13:17:15 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/19 09:44:25] Meistarin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/19 10:54:38] Jeremias [282/549] has challenged AssDisaster [344/581] in combat and lost! 9 days, 03:20:17 is added to Jeremias's clock.
[02/26/19 13:54:38] Thor [9/961] has challenged AssDisaster [503/581] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:29:44 is added to Thor's clock.
[02/28/19 07:49:32] AssDisaster, Tadruien and electrostat [719/2005] have team battled pacology, Diamond and fastfinge [1287/1492] at [231,274] and lost! 0 days, 08:10:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/19 18:54:37] LittleBro [196/965] has challenged AssDisaster [497/581] in combat and lost! 128 days, 23:06:01 is added to LittleBro's clock.
[02/28/19 23:12:39] Kackis, Demeisen and Mag [1339/1772] have team battled Thor, AssDisaster and electrostat [2047/2440] at [150,357] and lost! 1 day, 06:28:21 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/19 23:34:51] pacology and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/19 08:48:51] Tjololo and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/19 10:07:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 19:30:49 toward level 64.
[03/01/19 19:54:38] Lothar [148/592] has challenged AssDisaster [315/581] in combat and lost! 84 days, 23:51:56 is added to Lothar's clock.
[03/01/19 23:38:25] AssDisaster, Gawble and pacology [426/1614] have team battled vodka-, weylin and Manos [1288/2403] at [414,2] and lost! 0 days, 02:15:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/19 06:19:49] AssDisaster, Dumbfoundde4d and pztrn [455/1540] have team battled MPenguin, Gawble and pacology [1220/1728] at [514,382] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/19 10:38:13] Dumbfoundde4d, AssDisaster and weylin [1870/2173] have team battled L, electrostat and Demeisen [1229/1980] at [754,203] and won! 0 days, 00:47:44 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/19 13:49:10] AssDisaster [58/586] has challenged Angry_Bartender [49/642] in combat and won! 258 days, 16:43:49 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/02/19 14:48:08] AssDisaster was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 175 days, 21:49:07 from level 65.
[03/03/19 01:04:56] AssDisaster [272/586] has come upon Diamond [50/535] and taken them in combat! 246 days, 05:00:15 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/03/19 13:54:37] AssDisaster [464/586] has challenged Vengeance [55/553] in combat and won! 251 days, 00:52:31 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/04/19 03:26:07] Gawble, Volkor, Mag, and AssDisaster have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/19 22:17:52] AssDisaster misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 51 days, 11:20:44 from level 65.
[03/04/19 22:48:47] Kackis, linuxdaemon and AssDisaster [678/1680] have team battled TheSilentLink, Tadruien and Demeisen [403/1661] at [34,863] and won! 56 days, 04:45:41 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/19 15:54:38] AssDisaster [272/586] has challenged Lothar [577/592] in combat and lost! 76 days, 17:13:33 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/05/19 19:39:08] AssDisaster ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 74 days, 07:38:38 from level 65.
[03/06/19 01:54:36] Meistarin [447/561] has challenged AssDisaster [41/586] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:31:05 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[03/06/19 07:27:14] fastfinge and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/19 13:54:36] AssDisaster [403/586] has challenged Demeisen [740/752] in combat and lost! 74 days, 14:05:50 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/07/19 07:53:23] osannatas, DoctorRaptorMD and TheSilentLink [1028/1303] have team battled Zesty, vodka- and AssDisaster [1064/1919] at [410,893] and lost! 0 days, 06:01:12 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/19 10:51:26] L, AssDisaster and MPenguin [1222/1633] have team battled Angry_Bartender, vodka- and osannatas [1306/1439] at [417,194] and lost! 0 days, 14:15:35 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/19 16:54:36] AssDisaster [170/586] has challenged idlerpg [470/1539] in combat and lost! 100 days, 16:16:06 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/08/19 22:54:38] AssDisaster [24/586] has challenged LittleBro [139/965] in combat and lost! 99 days, 15:33:56 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/09/19 02:54:36] AssDisaster [150/586] has challenged Tjololo [206/616] in combat and lost! 108 days, 14:26:47 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/09/19 04:54:37] AssDisaster [308/586] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [686/973] in combat and lost! 118 days, 08:50:48 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/09/19 08:54:38] AssDisaster [0/586] has challenged MPenguin [393/695] in combat and lost! 143 days, 08:10:51 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/09/19 17:41:33] AssDisaster EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 173 days, 09:39:10 from level 65.
[03/09/19 17:41:39] r3v, AssDisaster and electrostat [1892/1954] have team battled Lothar, Manos and LittleBro [1106/2591] at [366,273] and won! 5 days, 05:06:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/19 19:54:37] linuxdaemon [383/536] has challenged AssDisaster [102/586] in combat and won! 20 days, 06:58:33 is removed from linuxdaemon's clock.
[03/09/19 22:33:34] electrostat, MPenguin and NeilHanlon [297/2331] have team battled r3v, Demeisen and AssDisaster [216/1808] at [437,16] and won! 4 days, 03:07:01 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/19 09:54:37] AssDisaster [517/586] has challenged Zesty [296/934] in combat and won! 244 days, 03:29:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/10/19 23:57:34] TinyTimmyTokyo [191/654] has challenged AssDisaster [90/586] in combat and won! 28 days, 06:08:22 is removed from TinyTimmyTokyo's clock.
[03/11/19 02:18:33] AssDisaster [438/586] has come upon triarii [297/452] and taken them in combat! 179 days, 21:18:59 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/11/19 18:21:10] linuxdaemon, AssDisaster and TinyTimmyTokyo [901/1776] have team battled Vengeance, LittleBro and MPenguin [1010/2205] at [86,387] and lost! 16 days, 11:14:59 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/19 20:48:31] AssDisaster got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 120 days, 06:18:58 from level 65.
[03/12/19 04:24:51] weylin, MPenguin and LittleBro [1328/2608] have team battled AssDisaster, Kackis and Volkor [1171/1530] at [109,519] and won! 5 days, 11:56:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/19 10:05:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 684 days, 07:18:35 toward level 65.
[03/12/19 18:54:36] Manos [24/1041] has challenged AssDisaster [305/586] in combat and lost! 120 days, 15:46:46 is added to Manos's clock.
[03/13/19 01:54:36] Jeremias [461/569] has challenged AssDisaster [486/586] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:18:19 is added to Jeremias's clock.
[03/13/19 11:54:36] Jeremias [437/569] has challenged AssDisaster [93/586] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:42:20 is removed from Jeremias's clock.
[03/13/19 18:01:22] Sulliwan [25/29] has challenged AssDisaster [547/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to Sulliwan's clock.
[03/14/19 11:40:02] dukwon, SelfishShellfish and Angry_Bartender [65/2007] have team battled r3v, AssDisaster and Volkor [880/1442] at [370,968] and lost! 25 days, 10:27:53 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/19 13:54:37] DoctorRaptorMD [488/628] has challenged AssDisaster [515/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:01:33 is added to DoctorRaptorMD's clock.
[03/14/19 15:54:38] AssDisaster [143/586] has challenged Manos [974/1041] in combat and lost! 30 days, 18:22:36 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/14/19 21:34:25] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 45 days, 15:51:59 towards level 65.
[03/15/19 00:54:38] AssDisaster [305/586] has challenged webvictim [301/497] in combat and won! 77 days, 13:16:33 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/15/19 05:30:54] AssDisaster was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 32 days, 01:42:26 from level 65.
[03/15/19 15:42:49] AssDisaster and JoshCarter4 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/19 06:35:51] Vengeance and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/19 14:54:36] AssDisaster [264/586] has challenged Gawble [474/587] in combat and lost! 25 days, 12:15:50 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/16/19 16:54:38] AssDisaster [520/586] has challenged Dumbfoundde4d [330/625] in combat and won! 39 days, 06:36:23 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/16/19 21:54:38] AssDisaster [428/586] has challenged triarii [267/452] in combat and won! 28 days, 22:14:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/17/19 06:46:48] Zesty, AssDisaster and L [1211/1872] have team battled r3v, Gawble and triarii [1149/1452] at [148,60] and won! 0 days, 06:44:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/19 15:01:45] Sulliwan, LittleBro and AssDisaster [810/1736] have team battled carblolymer, Tjololo and TinyTimmyTokyo [1075/1692] at [922,720] and lost! 0 days, 01:51:47 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/19 16:13:07] vodka-, DoctorRaptorMD and AssDisaster [1019/1613] have team battled nixxon, SelfishShellfish and webvictim [1324/1460] at [79,977] and lost! 0 days, 09:38:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/19 20:54:36] Mag [326/460] has challenged AssDisaster [371/586] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:53:52 is added to Mag's clock.
[03/18/19 08:55:32] Volkor, pztrn and webvictim [350/1213] have team battled Vengeance, nixxon and AssDisaster [410/1515] at [130,686] and lost! 5 days, 19:41:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/19 01:35:25] SelfishShellfish, Sulliwan and bboston7 [72/1177] have team battled AssDisaster, r3v and L [499/1351] at [19,195] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/19 07:04:00] AssDisaster slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! AssDisaster's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/19/19 07:54:37] AssDisaster [300/581] has challenged Demeisen [395/752] in combat and lost! 33 days, 14:40:26 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/20/19 05:55:51] carblolymer, Diamond, webvictim, and AssDisaster have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/21/19 03:28:42] L, pztrn and TinyTimmyTokyo [37/1343] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, Mag and AssDisaster [895/1675] at [610,689] and lost! 1 day, 12:47:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/19 10:54:38] AssDisaster [383/581] has challenged LittleBro [897/965] in combat and lost! 30 days, 10:59:13 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/21/19 16:54:38] AssDisaster [142/581] has challenged carblolymer [231/422] in combat and lost! 29 days, 11:45:54 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/22/19 07:13:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 135 days, 03:46:27 from level 65.
[03/22/19 08:38:39] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 58 days, 14:06:56 towards level 65.
[03/22/19 17:54:38] AssDisaster [475/581] has challenged osannatas [482/630] in combat and lost! 33 days, 03:43:27 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/22/19 18:12:25] nixxon, AssDisaster and r3v [1093/1376] have team battled Lothar, TinyTimmyTokyo and Gawble [1536/1884] at [379,395] and lost! 3 days, 01:59:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/19 06:02:47] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 25 days, 11:15:13 towards level 65.
[03/23/19 08:02:59] AssDisaster, Tadruien and Manos [1231/2216] have team battled r3v, Volkor and pztrn [767/1132] at [684,361] and won! 32 days, 14:29:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/19 09:54:37] NeilHanlon [313/768] has challenged AssDisaster [263/581] in combat and won! 34 days, 08:53:45 is removed from NeilHanlon's clock.
[03/23/19 13:42:12] L, MPenguin and Mag [65/1447] have team battled AssDisaster, Jeremias and Hitler [840/1999] at [619,711] and lost! 1 day, 05:08:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/19 21:49:40] L [170/355] has come upon AssDisaster [520/581] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:06:16 is added to L's clock.

[03/24/19 02:36:15] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 59 days, 15:26:45 towards level 65.
[03/24/19 02:54:36] AssDisaster [332/581] has challenged Demeisen [404/778] in combat and lost! 34 days, 23:45:25 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/24/19 22:54:36] AssDisaster [141/581] has challenged idlerpg [836/1539] in combat and lost! 47 days, 03:40:19 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/25/19 01:56:20] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 31 days, 02:43:18 towards level 65.
[03/25/19 03:55:48] TheSilentLink, webvictim and Meistarin [169/1401] have team battled AssDisaster, Tadruien and arcade_droid [736/1674] at [754,679] and lost! 0 days, 01:30:39 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/19 04:09:37] SelfishShellfish, pztrn and Dumbfoundde4d [29/1547] have team battled TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and Zesty [1885/1893] at [897,874] and lost! 4 days, 16:01:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/19 20:57:40] AssDisaster EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 116 days, 19:06:36 from level 65.
[03/26/19 03:54:37] NeilHanlon [763/768] has challenged AssDisaster [215/581] in combat and won! 28 days, 10:17:34 is removed from NeilHanlon's clock.
[03/26/19 06:54:37] AssDisaster [556/581] has challenged Tjololo [115/616] in combat and won! 185 days, 05:54:36 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/26/19 15:54:38] electrostat [412/1108] has challenged AssDisaster [215/581] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:58:27 is removed from electrostat's clock.
[03/27/19 01:43:52] fastfinge [322/540] has come upon AssDisaster [215/581] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 16:28:25 is removed from fastfinge's clock.
[03/27/19 02:56:49] LittleBro [708/965] has challenged AssDisaster [260/581] in combat and won! 36 days, 10:54:23 is removed from LittleBro's clock.
[03/27/19 04:35:11] fastfinge, webvictim and Mag [1077/1498] have team battled Diamond, AssDisaster and weylin [797/2119] at [146,56] and won! 14 days, 08:19:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/19 08:56:47] AssDisaster [548/581] has challenged DoctorRaptorMD [459/634] in combat and won! 117 days, 14:46:11 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/27/19 19:56:48] arcade_droid [195/499] has challenged AssDisaster [562/581] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:42:07 is added to arcade_droid's clock.
[03/28/19 07:56:48] dukwon [158/794] has challenged AssDisaster [411/581] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:27:20 is added to dukwon's clock.
[03/28/19 08:36:14] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 78 days, 14:43:07 towards level 65.
[03/28/19 13:20:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 49 days, 12:18:04 toward level 65.
[03/28/19 21:56:48] AssDisaster [116/581] has challenged dukwon [19/784] in combat and won! 92 days, 01:02:07 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/29/19 01:56:49] AssDisaster [565/581] has challenged Lothar [269/643] in combat and won! 90 days, 10:31:33 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/29/19 03:05:19] RichardG867, AssDisaster and MPenguin [1587/2032] have team battled osannatas, fastfinge and Demeisen [1040/1952] at [443,597] and won! 0 days, 20:52:51 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/19 08:10:24] fastfinge, MPenguin and AssDisaster [311/1753] have team battled Tjololo, Dumbfoundde4d and Mag [1408/1701] at [449,623] and lost! 0 days, 15:41:15 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/19 18:15:07] Dumbfoundde4d, osannatas and DoctorRaptorMD [1594/1893] have team battled nixxon, AssDisaster and Mag [164/1420] at [219,690] and won! 0 days, 01:12:51 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/19 03:44:37] AssDisaster, Dumbfoundde4d and vodka- [1030/1722] have team battled osannatas, Mag and Meistarin [206/1649] at [344,813] and won! 3 days, 11:11:06 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/19 12:33:14] AssDisaster reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! AssDisaster's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/30/19 15:59:43] webvictim, osannatas, AssDisaster, and weylin have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/31/19 00:56:48] AssDisaster [338/585] has challenged Meistarin [64/554] in combat and won! 38 days, 15:52:11 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/31/19 05:43:23] AssDisaster ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 13:56:46 from level 65.
[04/01/19 05:42:23] carblolymer, weylin and RichardG867 [170/2225] have team battled AssDisaster, webvictim and Zesty [2030/2045] at [608,680] and lost! 1 day, 18:38:50 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/19 12:56:47] AssDisaster [153/585] has challenged RichardG867 [818/819] in combat and lost! 13 days, 04:30:35 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/01/19 21:56:49] NeilHanlon [582/776] has challenged AssDisaster [162/585] in combat and won! 26 days, 00:14:39 is removed from NeilHanlon's clock.
[04/02/19 18:44:36] Dumbfoundde4d, AssDisaster and Demeisen [1779/1988] have team battled bboston7, Vengeance and NeilHanlon [744/1678] at [903,132] and won! 1 day, 18:41:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/19 18:56:47] AssDisaster [51/585] has challenged Kackis [317/578] in combat and lost! 12 days, 15:29:48 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/02/19 19:25:00] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 22:46:17 towards level 65.
[04/03/19 00:03:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 117 days, 07:56:36 from level 65.
[04/03/19 12:56:49] Mag [64/460] has challenged AssDisaster [407/585] in combat and lost! 17 days, 21:13:06 is added to Mag's clock.
[04/03/19 23:56:48] osannatas [23/635] has challenged AssDisaster [395/585] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:38:51 is added to osannatas's clock.
[04/04/19 04:22:51] dukwon, L and Vengeance [120/1677] have team battled Tjololo, AssDisaster and Zesty [1645/2168] at [294,348] and lost! 0 days, 18:39:40 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/19 07:56:47] AssDisaster [447/585] has challenged Diamond [480/550] in combat and lost! 21 days, 23:09:00 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/04/19 10:56:47] Gawble [80/597] has challenged AssDisaster [15/585] in combat and won! 24 days, 20:35:24 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[04/04/19 14:56:47] AssDisaster [41/585] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [490/1016] in combat and lost! 26 days, 15:51:26 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/05/19 19:26:36] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 38 days, 18:28:46 towards level 65.
[04/06/19 10:56:47] AssDisaster [398/585] has challenged NeilHanlon [270/776] in combat and won! 48 days, 05:21:44 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/06/19 17:48:02] TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and nixxon [1380/1435] have team battled osannatas, r3v and vodka- [1232/1563] at [29,958] and won! 1 day, 01:25:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/19 19:26:32] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 09:10:16 towards level 65.
[04/06/19 21:40:19] Tjololo, L and Jeremias [451/1576] have team battled Kackis, carblolymer and AssDisaster [855/1578] at [599,614] and lost! 2 days, 07:16:01 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/19 01:56:48] AssDisaster [365/585] has challenged MPenguin [27/632] in combat and won! 39 days, 03:04:11 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/07/19 14:08:07] vodka-, AssDisaster and Sullivon [722/1359] have team battled electrostat, Vengeance and Kackis [2187/2209] at [305,616] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:51 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/19 20:45:00] TheSilentLink [36/471] has come upon AssDisaster [459/585] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:56:15 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[04/07/19 20:56:48] pztrn [160/337] has challenged AssDisaster [355/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:38:13 is added to pztrn's clock.
[04/07/19 21:56:48] Meistarin [245/550] has challenged AssDisaster [494/585] in combat and lost! 23 days, 01:56:05 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[04/08/19 12:34:11] Tadruien, nixxon and osannatas [1147/1624] have team battled electrostat, AssDisaster and arcade_droid [1090/2192] at [419,932] and won! 0 days, 08:53:40 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/19 12:43:42] osannatas, electrostat and AssDisaster [2250/2328] have team battled NeilHanlon, arcade_droid and Tadruien [1155/1885] at [576,941] and won! 1 day, 16:29:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/19 08:13:40] LittleBro, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [167/2238] have team battled weylin, Vengeance and electrostat [1315/2612] at [89,711] and lost! 0 days, 01:45:09 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/19 21:55:35] carblolymer, nixxon and RichardG867 [537/1631] have team battled Vengeance, weylin and AssDisaster [467/2089] at [124,621] and won! 0 days, 00:08:27 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/19 12:09:25] Meistarin, RichardG867 and weylin [1573/2372] have team battled nixxon, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [454/1612] at [44,726] and won! 7 days, 09:56:55 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/19 12:56:49] Tjololo [348/624] has challenged AssDisaster [274/585] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:08:08 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[04/10/19 17:56:47] Zesty [456/962] has challenged AssDisaster [35/585] in combat and won! 310 days, 08:18:31 is removed from Zesty's clock.
[04/10/19 23:05:18] AssDisaster bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 19 days, 00:07:13 from level 65.
[04/11/19 10:18:39] AssDisaster misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 22 days, 22:58:24 from level 65.
[04/11/19 16:38:31] Vengeance, AssDisaster and Meistarin [127/1662] have team battled Diamond, RichardG867 and Doctor_Colossus [2118/2403] at [587,488] and lost! 7 days, 02:28:07 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/19 21:00:35] AssDisaster and Lothar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/19 21:56:48] bboston7 [22/379] has challenged AssDisaster [246/585] in combat and lost! 56 days, 21:26:16 is added to bboston7's clock.
[04/12/19 16:56:49] Tadruien [450/610] has challenged AssDisaster [493/600] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:16:36 is added to Tadruien's clock.
[04/13/19 01:59:43] bboston7, Tjololo and LittleBro [427/1637] have team battled AssDisaster, RichardG867 and Doctor_Colossus [601/2453] at [326,959] and lost! 0 days, 09:35:11 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/19 07:56:48] AssDisaster [235/600] has challenged Mag [380/453] in combat and lost! 23 days, 20:25:01 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/13/19 09:14:34] AssDisaster, osannatas and Zesty [2034/2198] have team battled vodka-, TheSilentLink and arcade_droid [479/1492] at [995,614] and won! 0 days, 17:47:20 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/19 12:07:20] arcade_droid, AssDisaster and Zesty [1783/2062] have team battled osannatas, vodka- and TheSilentLink [1406/1628] at [851,664] and won! 28 days, 19:36:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/19 00:42:39] Tjololo, AssDisaster and bboston7 [1025/1600] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, arcade_droid and nixxon [1848/1917] at [595,771] and lost! 0 days, 05:10:56 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/19 00:56:47] pztrn [51/345] has challenged AssDisaster [549/600] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:14:55 is added to pztrn's clock.
[04/14/19 02:04:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 142 days, 10:57:15 toward level 65.
[04/14/19 17:56:48] AssDisaster [7/600] has challenged r3v [373/412] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:58:37 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/14/19 20:34:50] arcade_droid, LittleBro and osannatas [833/1774] have team battled bboston7, AssDisaster and nixxon [183/1381] at [518,910] and won! 0 days, 16:49:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/19 21:47:33] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:44:31 towards level 65.
[04/16/19 04:56:49] AssDisaster [289/600] has challenged SelfishShellfish [369/625] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:20:45 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/16/19 21:43:35] AssDisaster saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:58:29 from level 65.
[04/17/19 00:56:48] AssDisaster [229/600] has challenged arcade_droid [413/499] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:38:09 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/17/19 03:08:43] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:44:16 towards level 65.
[04/17/19 04:56:49] AssDisaster [292/617] has challenged bboston7 [187/379] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:16:33 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/17/19 14:56:49] NeilHanlon [206/823] has challenged AssDisaster [287/617] in combat and lost! 104 days, 12:36:13 is added to NeilHanlon's clock.
[04/17/19 20:12:19] webvictim, AssDisaster and r3v [1084/1527] have team battled vodka-, LittleBro and Dumbfoundde4d [1628/2148] at [71,400] and lost! 0 days, 09:38:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/19 23:11:53] AssDisaster, r3v and TaylorSwift_has [863/1182] have team battled vodka-, webvictim and Kackis [1207/1611] at [107,478] and lost! 0 days, 01:40:32 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/19 08:56:49] Volkor [158/495] has challenged AssDisaster [448/617] in combat and lost! 24 days, 03:34:11 is added to Volkor's clock.
[04/18/19 12:13:47] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 24 days, 03:26:05 from level 65.
[04/18/19 12:31:19] Tadruien, dukwon and TheSilentLink [1228/2019] have team battled AssDisaster, Mag and r3v [832/1530] at [177,606] and won! 0 days, 00:44:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/19 16:56:47] Kackis [518/601] has challenged AssDisaster [243/617] in combat and won! 698 days, 18:47:20 is removed from Kackis's clock.
[04/19/19 01:25:19] Volkor, Jeremias and AssDisaster [1279/1706] have team battled Lothar, webvictim and Ginrug [79/1405] at [35,592] and won! 13 days, 08:11:22 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/19 16:56:48] Dumbfoundde4d [365/999] has challenged AssDisaster [406/617] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:02:09 is added to Dumbfoundde4d's clock.
[04/19/19 18:52:50] webvictim, AssDisaster and vodka- [148/1627] have team battled Volkor, fastfinge and Jeremias [998/1568] at [27,899] and lost! 0 days, 08:11:35 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/19 21:44:35] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:07:04 towards level 65.
[04/20/19 03:35:25] Tadruien and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/19 18:08:12] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:46:59 towards level 65.
[04/21/19 07:56:47] AssDisaster [147/617] has challenged pacology [29/446] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:57:13 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/21/19 11:39:33] AssDisaster set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:10:55 from level 65.
[04/21/19 21:56:49] AssDisaster [398/617] has challenged bboston7 [50/379] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:09:11 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/22/19 06:56:47] AssDisaster [17/617] has challenged pztrn [275/345] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:35:02 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/22/19 16:37:06] AssDisaster, osannatas and Meistarin [994/1812] have team battled carblolymer, jack and <heroicSoda> [403/742] at [367,76] and won! 6 days, 14:49:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/19 21:56:48] pztrn [235/345] has challenged AssDisaster [607/617] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:22:08 is added to pztrn's clock.
[04/23/19 02:55:20] AssDisaster was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:59:56 from level 65.
[04/23/19 12:37:28] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:31:42 towards level 65.
[04/24/19 01:14:21] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:45:09 towards level 65.
[04/24/19 03:56:48] Meistarin [414/557] has challenged AssDisaster [314/617] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:32:57 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[04/24/19 08:41:17] AssDisaster got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:32:00 from level 65.
[04/24/19 14:40:01] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:40:59 towards level 65.
[04/24/19 17:45:32] AssDisaster lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:56:00 from level 65.
[04/25/19 01:15:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 6 days, 22:27:02 toward level 65.
[04/25/19 05:56:48] NeilHanlon [256/823] has challenged AssDisaster [298/617] in combat and lost! 68 days, 16:18:41 is added to NeilHanlon's clock.
[04/25/19 14:20:33] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:15:38 towards level 65.
[04/25/19 17:56:48] Mag [84/506] has challenged AssDisaster [9/617] in combat and won! 122 days, 18:34:36 is removed from Mag's clock.
[04/26/19 11:56:48] pztrn [273/345] has challenged AssDisaster [391/617] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:49:40 is added to pztrn's clock.
[04/26/19 14:56:47] arcade_droid [174/499] has challenged AssDisaster [139/617] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:38:34 is removed from arcade_droid's clock.
[04/27/19 10:56:48] AssDisaster [166/617] has challenged idlerpg [1053/1539] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:18:51 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/27/19 13:23:48] AssDisaster, dukwon and Manos [295/2466] have team battled NeilHanlon, carblolymer and pacology [723/1681] at [713,496] and lost! 3 days, 20:36:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/19 19:00:19] AssDisaster was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:00:00 from level 65.
[04/28/19 01:48:52] webvictim, nixxon and LittleBro [344/1540] have team battled AssDisaster, Manos and carblolymer [1799/2077] at [835,815] and lost! 3 days, 05:58:38 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/19 08:14:45] vodka-, L, Lothar, and AssDisaster have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/28/19 10:26:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 10 days, 19:19:36 toward level 65.
[04/29/19 03:56:49] AssDisaster [387/617] has challenged LittleBro [636/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:20:46 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/29/19 14:56:47] Manos [1019/1048] has challenged AssDisaster [215/617] in combat and won! 70 days, 05:30:05 is removed from Manos's clock.
[04/30/19 05:56:49] AssDisaster [76/617] has challenged NeilHanlon [306/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:52:29 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/30/19 14:45:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 4 days, 22:27:57 toward level 65.
[04/30/19 17:56:49] Angry_Bartender [336/662] has challenged AssDisaster [226/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:00:48 is removed from Angry_Bartender's clock.
[04/30/19 22:56:48] pacology [272/446] has challenged AssDisaster [211/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:25:44 is removed from pacology's clock.
[05/01/19 03:50:01] Ginrug [272/285] has challenged AssDisaster [234/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:16:39 is removed from Ginrug's clock.
[05/01/19 04:36:07] AssDisaster ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:53:42 from level 65.
[05/01/19 09:17:36] dukwon, Zesty and DoctorRaptorMD [730/2558] have team battled AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and weylin [1499/1863] at [1004,48] and lost! 1 day, 19:28:27 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/19 10:16:02] AssDisaster [209/617] has come upon dukwon [727/806] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:29:54 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/01/19 21:26:30] r3v, LittleBro and SelfishShellfish [1520/1667] have team battled RichardG867, AssDisaster and dukwon [252/2260] at [806,549] and won! 1 day, 11:51:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/19 13:53:05] AssDisaster, osannatas and MPenguin [1209/1908] have team battled Tadruien, pacology and Tjololo [40/1678] at [676,618] and won! 0 days, 03:55:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/19 05:34:27] AssDisaster [101/932] has challenged NeilHanlon [727/835] in combat and lost! 172 days, 13:33:12 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/03/19 09:56:49] AssDisaster [247/932] has challenged electrostat [460/1121] in combat and lost! 189 days, 19:16:18 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/03/19 14:17:52] Demeisen, dukwon and AssDisaster [468/2500] have team battled Vengeance, Meistarin and Lothar [788/1851] at [85,1022] and lost! 1 day, 13:01:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/19 17:59:01] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 167 days, 05:39:15 towards level 66.
[05/04/19 11:10:01] Angry_Bartender, L and AssDisaster [1066/1964] have team battled Meistarin, Lothar and Tadruien [521/1930] at [113,147] and won! 0 days, 19:36:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/19 14:44:40] Zesty [769/1042] has challenged AssDisaster [688/932] in combat and won! 275 days, 14:57:56 is removed from Zesty's clock.
[05/04/19 23:56:50] bboston7, AssDisaster, nixxon, and Meistarin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/05/19 09:13:51] dukwon, electrostat and arcade_droid [2255/2408] have team battled AssDisaster, webvictim and bboston7 [473/1802] at [351,497] and won! 1 day, 07:57:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/19 14:43:18] nixxon, RichardG867 and Meistarin [813/1786] have team battled Vengeance, Demeisen and AssDisaster [691/2234] at [235,847] and won! 0 days, 07:54:20 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/19 15:53:01] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 158 days, 10:06:43 towards level 66.
[05/06/19 00:28:42] TheSilentLink, electrostat and Ginrug [119/1802] have team battled Manos, osannatas and AssDisaster [1947/2644] at [403,628] and lost! 0 days, 22:48:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/19 08:56:48] AssDisaster [733/932] has challenged Dumbfoundde4d [152/1001] in combat and won! 358 days, 18:50:36 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/06/19 08:56:48] In the fierce battle, Dumbfoundde4d dropped his level 69 ring! AssDisaster picks it up, tossing his old level 45 ring to Dumbfoundde4d.
[05/06/19 13:56:49] MPenguin [306/653] has challenged AssDisaster [495/959] in combat and lost! 41 days, 05:02:38 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[05/07/19 03:32:49] Manos, Angry_Bartender and AssDisaster [62/2697] have team battled r3v, Zesty and osannatas [1161/2092] at [476,685] and lost! 43 days, 19:34:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/19 05:58:14] MPenguin, AssDisaster and Angry_Bartender [102/2279] have team battled Demeisen, vodka- and pacology [894/1775] at [769,382] and lost! 91 days, 17:02:56 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/19 10:44:59] vodka-, electrostat and Meistarin [2063/2190] have team battled RichardG867, AssDisaster and pacology [145/2284] at [915,711] and won! 0 days, 22:05:55 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/19 11:12:30] pacology, Angry_Bartender and RichardG867 [830/1992] have team battled AssDisaster, MPenguin and vodka- [426/2137] at [695,583] and won! 0 days, 03:07:16 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/19 21:34:52] MPenguin, RichardG867 and pacology [1514/1978] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, AssDisaster and bboston7 [1832/2040] at [583,663] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/19 00:13:37] Tadruien and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/19 02:56:47] dukwon [650/806] has challenged AssDisaster [453/959] in combat and won! 142 days, 15:12:34 is removed from dukwon's clock.
[05/08/19 02:56:47] dukwon has dealt AssDisaster a Critical Strike! 395 days, 13:08:08 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/08/19 12:56:47] AssDisaster [131/959] has challenged Ginrug [57/285] in combat and won! 198 days, 03:45:38 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/08/19 17:06:58] r3v, electrostat and Gawble [1840/2133] have team battled AssDisaster, MPenguin and <heroicSoda> [1579/1953] at [348,698] and won! 34 days, 12:13:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/19 18:56:47] pztrn [214/345] has challenged AssDisaster [725/959] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:01:25 is added to pztrn's clock.
[05/08/19 21:42:47] AssDisaster, MPenguin and Tjololo [1525/2231] have team battled weylin, Gawble and Kackis [1214/2084] at [388,592] and won! 48 days, 05:51:31 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/19 00:56:48] AssDisaster [606/959] has challenged TheSilentLink [20/386] in combat and won! 200 days, 16:55:29 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/09/19 04:49:23] Demeisen, L and pztrn [158/1472] have team battled Tadruien, AssDisaster and carblolymer [1032/1984] at [65,471] and lost! 0 days, 08:54:58 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/19 05:55:53] AssDisaster [779/959] has come upon weylin [268/850] and taken them in combat! 345 days, 04:38:30 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/09/19 14:56:47] dukwon [570/806] has challenged AssDisaster [100/959] in combat and won! 94 days, 11:35:39 is removed from dukwon's clock.
[05/09/19 23:15:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 909 days, 16:51:19 toward level 66.
[05/10/19 01:45:43] vodka-, <heroicSoda> and AssDisaster [392/1825] have team battled osannatas, Mag and TheSilentLink [402/1568] at [929,513] and lost! 0 days, 01:54:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/19 06:56:48] AssDisaster [159/959] has challenged bboston7 [134/371] in combat and won! 116 days, 04:53:16 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/10/19 13:13:32] vodka- [426/525] has challenged AssDisaster [647/959] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:29:33 is added to vodka-'s clock.
[05/10/19 16:34:12] vodka-, webvictim and <heroicSoda> [1086/1365] have team battled Mag, TheSilentLink and AssDisaster [1127/1882] at [1008,525] and lost! 0 days, 01:42:56 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/19 16:56:47] AssDisaster [52/959] has challenged DoctorRaptorMD [17/711] in combat and won! 85 days, 13:10:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/10/19 18:56:48] AssDisaster [405/959] has challenged arcade_droid [251/481] in combat and won! 68 days, 16:37:19 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/10/19 23:56:48] osannatas [31/645] has challenged AssDisaster [746/959] in combat and lost! 39 days, 07:58:05 is added to osannatas's clock.
[05/11/19 08:40:58] AssDisaster, Zesty and pacology [1011/2489] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, LittleBro and Gawble [750/2291] at [213,759] and won! 48 days, 18:24:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/19 17:51:36] AssDisaster, Demeisen and weylin [664/2582] have team battled Tjololo, nixxon and NeilHanlon [1668/1854] at [73,443] and lost! 14 days, 04:48:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/19 00:42:33] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 37 days, 10:26:29 towards level 66.
[05/12/19 13:10:08] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 25 days, 18:42:36 towards level 66.
[05/12/19 15:41:16] bboston7 and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/19 21:56:49] Diamond [234/687] has challenged AssDisaster [366/959] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:02:04 is added to Diamond's clock.
[05/14/19 06:01:22] pacology and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/19 06:56:47] AssDisaster [824/959] has challenged SelfishShellfish [611/617] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:59:26 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/14/19 10:56:47] AssDisaster [696/959] has challenged vodka- [193/525] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:13:37 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/14/19 15:12:46] TheSilentLink, pztrn and Gawble [624/1338] have team battled Diamond, AssDisaster and dukwon [797/2452] at [371,686] and lost! 0 days, 10:18:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/19 16:23:24] RichardG867, AssDisaster and dukwon [1145/2621] have team battled Diamond, SelfishShellfish and Tjololo [949/1932] at [148,929] and won! 11 days, 13:36:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/19 22:43:01] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:29:30 towards level 66.
[05/15/19 15:50:52] Angry_Bartender, AssDisaster and osannatas [1981/2276] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, electrostat and bboston7 [776/2518] at [424,122] and won! 8 days, 05:38:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/19 00:56:47] AssDisaster [520/959] has challenged electrostat [912/1121] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:08:41 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/16/19 07:52:30] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:47:35 towards level 66.
[05/16/19 08:56:47] AssDisaster [414/959] has challenged RichardG867 [231/856] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:14:53 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/16/19 10:56:48] DoctorRaptorMD [325/711] has challenged AssDisaster [578/959] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:40:22 is added to DoctorRaptorMD's clock.
[05/16/19 12:48:03] LittleBro, AssDisaster and webvictim [666/2169] have team battled Zesty, DoctorRaptorMD and Demeisen [1794/2526] at [802,432] and lost! 5 days, 06:32:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/19 12:56:16] AssDisaster [618/959] has come upon LittleBro [546/711] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:02:49 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/16/19 14:56:49] weylin [286/869] has challenged AssDisaster [956/959] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:57:16 is added to weylin's clock.
[05/16/19 19:03:42] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:23:34 towards level 66.
[05/17/19 09:56:48] AssDisaster [809/959] has challenged Zesty [781/1042] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:59:52 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/17/19 20:33:45] Diamond, Gawble and DoctorRaptorMD [377/2001] have team battled AssDisaster, Zesty and Meistarin [1688/2548] at [432,229] and lost! 3 days, 07:54:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/19 00:56:15] <heroicSoda>, Gawble and DoctorRaptorMD [617/1668] have team battled Manos, Diamond and AssDisaster [73/2706] at [526,241] and won! 1 day, 17:46:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/19 01:54:52] L [130/368] has challenged AssDisaster [689/959] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:48:41 is added to L's clock.
[05/18/19 08:38:08] osannatas, DoctorRaptorMD and Tadruien [1879/1969] have team battled Gawble, Diamond and AssDisaster [1620/2249] at [824,217] and won! 4 days, 06:35:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/19 11:01:18] MPenguin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/19 15:42:57] AssDisaster ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:46:27 from level 66.
[05/18/19 17:56:48] AssDisaster [729/959] has challenged Diamond [512/687] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:19:02 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/18/19 23:38:08] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:09:19 towards level 66.
[05/19/19 00:02:27] AssDisaster, Zesty and Tadruien [1669/2614] have team battled MPenguin, Diamond and osannatas [542/1985] at [957,253] and won! 1 day, 20:31:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/19 06:35:12] Kackis, Angry_Bartender and Gawble [1317/1912] have team battled pztrn, AssDisaster and electrostat [1228/2426] at [771,892] and won! 16 days, 03:14:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/19 02:56:49] Mag [91/533] has challenged AssDisaster [155/959] in combat and lost! 27 days, 18:01:38 is added to Mag's clock.
[05/20/19 05:31:41] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:15:37 towards level 66.
[05/20/19 07:56:48] dukwon [208/811] has challenged AssDisaster [605/959] in combat and lost! 41 days, 16:10:24 is added to dukwon's clock.
[05/20/19 10:48:39] Kackis, webvictim and dukwon [357/1941] have team battled AssDisaster, fastfinge and L [671/1808] at [523,396] and lost! 5 days, 06:26:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/19 01:56:49] Lothar [457/777] has challenged AssDisaster [797/959] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:51:19 is added to Lothar's clock.
[05/21/19 09:17:31] <heroicSoda>, Meistarin and pacology [1112/1377] have team battled Tadruien, AssDisaster and fastfinge [1716/2053] at [727,623] and lost! 0 days, 15:01:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/19 14:03:52] AssDisaster was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:54:21 from level 66.
[05/21/19 19:56:03] MPenguin, vodka- and Angry_Bartender [471/1821] have team battled TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and Meistarin [1250/1899] at [495,855] and lost! 5 days, 16:53:40 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/19 19:56:48] fastfinge [38/481] has challenged AssDisaster [567/959] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:45:14 is added to fastfinge's clock.
[05/21/19 22:56:48] AssDisaster [901/959] has challenged arcade_droid [252/477] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:24:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/22/19 00:56:48] AssDisaster [825/959] has challenged pztrn [239/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:00:05 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/22/19 02:56:48] RichardG867 [256/856] has challenged AssDisaster [875/959] in combat and lost! 20 days, 00:23:42 is added to RichardG867's clock.
[05/22/19 19:27:26] AssDisaster, osannatas and Mag [144/2137] have team battled pztrn, dukwon and electrostat [2095/2278] at [756,337] and lost! 1 day, 06:02:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/19 19:37:42] AssDisaster, osannatas and electrostat [693/2725] have team battled Zesty, Tjololo and Kackis [1432/2292] at [838,512] and lost! 1 day, 12:00:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/19 20:51:15] DoctorRaptorMD, Meistarin and AssDisaster [1972/2217] have team battled Manos, Gawble and MPenguin [344/2311] at [560,551] and won! 1 day, 09:09:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/19 00:42:03] AssDisaster was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:26:48 from level 66.
[05/23/19 02:56:50] AssDisaster [756/959] has challenged arcade_droid [115/477] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:33:40 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/23/19 02:56:50] AssDisaster has dealt arcade_droid a Critical Strike! 3 days, 01:39:17 is added to arcade_droid's clock.
[05/23/19 21:56:26] osannatas, Kackis, AssDisaster, and RichardG867 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/24/19 00:01:39] Diamond, NeilHanlon and AssDisaster [1253/2492] have team battled Angry_Bartender, Manos and carblolymer [112/2153] at [390,407] and won! 0 days, 21:33:04 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/19 04:56:47] AssDisaster [319/959] has challenged Brog [506/584] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:41:23 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/24/19 08:29:30] MPenguin, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [1542/2472] have team battled Angry_Bartender, webvictim and Demeisen [298/1954] at [264,649] and won! 0 days, 16:41:09 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/19 21:56:48] carblolymer [366/420] has challenged AssDisaster [279/959] in combat and won! 152 days, 05:53:39 is removed from carblolymer's clock.
[05/25/19 02:34:06] Balthazar [8/13] has challenged AssDisaster [622/959] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:03 is added to Balthazar's clock.
[05/25/19 03:56:49] r3v [224/408] has challenged AssDisaster [629/959] in combat and lost! 9 days, 03:56:37 is added to r3v's clock.
[05/25/19 05:32:10] dukwon, r3v and Doctor_Colossus [1899/2248] have team battled L, electrostat and AssDisaster [2301/2451] at [206,977] and lost! 22 days, 04:26:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/19 07:49:13] electrostat, AssDisaster and dukwon [534/2891] have team battled r3v, Gawble and SelfishShellfish [1031/1628] at [46,771] and lost! 0 days, 08:40:59 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/19 10:56:48] AssDisaster [552/959] has challenged bboston7 [22/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:20:45 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/25/19 11:56:48] AssDisaster [63/959] has challenged weylin [740/869] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:03:45 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/25/19 13:56:48] NeilHanlon [313/838] has challenged AssDisaster [278/959] in combat and won! 35 days, 02:21:57 is removed from NeilHanlon's clock.
[05/25/19 15:32:09] Volkor, Tadruien and dukwon [939/1979] have team battled NeilHanlon, AssDisaster and Demeisen [629/2574] at [54,239] and won! 0 days, 09:23:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/19 17:03:21] Gawble, L and AssDisaster [88/1933] have team battled Diamond, Tjololo and SelfishShellfish [858/1944] at [512,875] and lost! 0 days, 07:54:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/19 19:35:58] Demeisen, arcade_droid and AssDisaster [577/2213] have team battled Volkor, SelfishShellfish and weylin [1902/2045] at [300,110] and lost! 0 days, 08:59:25 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/19 23:56:49] Kackis [422/635] has challenged AssDisaster [293/959] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:31:40 is removed from Kackis's clock.
[05/26/19 19:56:49] AssDisaster [212/959] has challenged Brog [254/584] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:17 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/26/19 21:22:15] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:43 towards level 66.
[05/26/19 22:22:01] Diamond, electrostat and nixxon [2107/2207] have team battled bboston7, AssDisaster and MPenguin [142/2013] at [901,995] and won! 0 days, 08:31:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/19 05:22:15] NeilHanlon, AssDisaster and Diamond [1038/2492] have team battled bboston7, Tjololo and Angry_Bartender [1523/1683] at [934,873] and lost! 0 days, 04:08:45 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/19 15:56:48] Lothar [99/772] has challenged AssDisaster [655/959] in combat and lost! 79 days, 18:24:47 is added to Lothar's clock.
[05/27/19 18:56:47] AssDisaster [184/959] has challenged Angry_Bartender [498/678] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:01 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/28/19 07:15:48] AssDisaster [599/959] has challenged Tjololo [73/628] in combat and won! 293 days, 12:43:15 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/28/19 07:58:16] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 143 days, 07:24:38 towards level 67.
[05/28/19 10:56:48] AssDisaster [462/959] has challenged DoctorRaptorMD [504/717] in combat and lost! 90 days, 06:37:13 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/28/19 12:56:47] AssDisaster [70/959] has challenged TheSilentLink [149/403] in combat and lost! 96 days, 14:08:38 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/29/19 10:56:49] AssDisaster [166/964] has challenged Zesty [99/1033] in combat and won! 221 days, 07:52:22 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/29/19 14:56:48] bboston7 [145/377] has challenged AssDisaster [532/964] in combat and lost! 70 days, 19:41:57 is added to bboston7's clock.
[05/30/19 06:56:49] AssDisaster [540/964] has challenged JoshCarter4 [86/372] in combat and won! 137 days, 20:52:02 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/31/19 07:56:47] AssDisaster [677/964] has challenged pacology [400/476] in combat and won! 122 days, 14:08:31 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/31/19 18:56:47] AssDisaster [203/983] has challenged electrostat [356/1172] in combat and lost! 99 days, 03:21:37 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/31/19 19:24:08] Gawble, Volkor and dukwon [1732/1973] have team battled AssDisaster, Demeisen and n0suchth1ng [838/2319] at [905,445] and won! 18 days, 10:43:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/19 23:56:48] AssDisaster [760/988] has challenged Diamond [564/699] in combat and won! 163 days, 18:20:27 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/01/19 04:29:14] Manos, AssDisaster and fastfinge [319/2572] have team battled Demeisen, LittleBro and vodka- [420/1975] at [1013,67] and lost! 6 days, 08:06:19 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/19 14:35:27] AssDisaster, Manos and vodka- [856/2570] have team battled pacology, <heroicSoda> and fastfinge [861/1323] at [967,55] and lost! 0 days, 03:13:17 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/19 02:21:17] DoctorRaptorMD, Zesty, AssDisaster, and Angry_Bartender have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/02/19 07:56:49] AssDisaster [265/988] has challenged idlerpg [919/1539] in combat and lost! 69 days, 23:30:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/03/19 13:12:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 284 days, 08:45:18 toward level 67.
[06/03/19 16:14:59] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 38 days, 17:23:57 towards level 67.
[06/03/19 17:56:48] AssDisaster [204/988] has challenged nixxon [48/389] in combat and won! 44 days, 12:38:22 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/03/19 19:56:48] AssDisaster [698/988] has challenged Tjololo [159/628] in combat and won! 68 days, 02:40:43 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/04/19 04:33:25] AssDisaster lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 29 days, 21:31:19 from level 67.
[06/04/19 08:41:47] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 36 days, 04:35:06 towards level 67.
[06/04/19 11:56:49] osannatas [123/713] has challenged AssDisaster [263/988] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:23:11 is added to osannatas's clock.
[06/04/19 17:29:45] AssDisaster was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 22 days, 18:35:33 from level 67.
[06/04/19 21:46:48] Volkor, vodka- and fastfinge [438/1541] have team battled Demeisen, AssDisaster and Tjololo [2070/2396] at [124,101] and lost! 15 days, 04:20:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/19 00:49:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 208 days, 16:38:09 toward level 67.
[06/05/19 02:17:18] AssDisaster, Tjololo and Volkor [1864/2176] have team battled Angry_Bartender, Zesty and SelfishShellfish [691/2332] at [116,220] and won! 1 day, 07:16:45 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/19 06:56:48] Meistarin [197/532] has challenged AssDisaster [433/988] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:31:12 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[06/05/19 20:52:11] Volkor, AssDisaster, Tjololo, and bboston7 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/19 11:04:04] Kackis, Angry_Bartender and TheSilentLink [1625/1747] have team battled n0suchth1ng, weylin and AssDisaster [1358/2427] at [93,589] and won! 0 days, 16:02:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/19 23:56:48] weylin [86/884] has challenged AssDisaster [841/988] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:29:33 is added to weylin's clock.
[06/08/19 00:56:47] n0suchth1ng [107/555] has challenged AssDisaster [605/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:50:57 is added to n0suchth1ng's clock.
[06/08/19 12:34:23] Kackis, Tadruien and webvictim [1575/1839] have team battled SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and carblolymer [1298/2048] at [997,933] and won! 4 days, 22:51:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/19 00:32:15] AssDisaster got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 01:42:46 from level 67.
[06/09/19 01:56:49] carblolymer [119/420] has challenged AssDisaster [533/988] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:10:36 is added to carblolymer's clock.
[06/09/19 04:56:47] Kackis [77/642] has challenged AssDisaster [657/988] in combat and lost! 108 days, 04:07:46 is added to Kackis's clock.
[06/09/19 08:49:09] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 14:52:19 towards level 67.
[06/09/19 09:56:49] AssDisaster [690/988] has challenged Angry_Bartender [524/718] in combat and won! 14 days, 20:41:06 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/09/19 12:56:48] SelfishShellfish [107/640] has challenged AssDisaster [536/988] in combat and lost! 8 days, 09:12:07 is added to SelfishShellfish's clock.
[06/09/19 17:56:47] Lothar [75/772] has challenged AssDisaster [34/988] in combat and won! 17 days, 07:06:48 is removed from Lothar's clock.
[06/09/19 22:56:49] AssDisaster [747/988] has challenged Volkor [204/561] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:04:04 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/09/19 23:56:47] AssDisaster [201/988] has challenged carblolymer [351/420] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:41:30 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/10/19 12:56:49] AssDisaster [195/988] has challenged Manos [1025/1095] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:49:37 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/10/19 14:56:49] Manos [906/1095] has challenged AssDisaster [226/988] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:43:13 is removed from Manos's clock.
[06/11/19 18:29:38] n0suchth1ng and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/19 19:43:57] Meistarin, Volkor and Manos [1885/2189] have team battled AssDisaster, Tjololo and electrostat [1077/2851] at [20,916] and won! 1 day, 13:55:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/19 23:56:47] dukwon [97/811] has challenged AssDisaster [653/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:16:17 is added to dukwon's clock.
[06/12/19 04:56:47] AssDisaster [393/988] has challenged TheSilentLink [306/389] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:18:53 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/12/19 05:56:47] AssDisaster [320/988] has challenged RichardG867 [131/852] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:15:12 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/12/19 10:56:48] bboston7 [196/386] has challenged AssDisaster [90/988] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:14:58 is removed from bboston7's clock.
[06/12/19 12:04:17] AssDisaster was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:46:51 from level 67.
[06/12/19 17:19:21] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:39:29 towards level 67.
[06/12/19 17:36:14] Brog, Zesty and <heroicSoda> [1372/2102] have team battled AssDisaster, RichardG867 and DoctorRaptorMD [579/2557] at [971,485] and won! 12 days, 23:20:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/19 16:56:48] AssDisaster [517/988] has challenged Brog [71/749] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:07:27 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/15/19 06:02:31] Meistarin, webvictim, AssDisaster, and weylin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/15/19 23:32:52] SelfishShellfish, carblolymer and webvictim [156/1605] have team battled AssDisaster, arcade_droid and Gawble [915/2075] at [376,249] and lost! 20 days, 18:56:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/19 08:56:48] Lothar [597/772] has challenged AssDisaster [385/988] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:09:37 is removed from Lothar's clock.
[06/16/19 09:56:48] n0suchth1ng [545/562] has challenged AssDisaster [754/988] in combat and lost! 157 days, 10:20:24 is added to n0suchth1ng's clock.
[06/17/19 07:29:39] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:38:04 towards level 67.
[06/17/19 08:56:48] AssDisaster [353/988] has challenged r3v [170/390] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:49:37 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/18/19 16:10:03] Lothar, AssDisaster and Meistarin [1556/2368] have team battled Diamond, r3v and TheSilentLink [1377/1472] at [447,1] and won! 0 days, 09:22:15 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/19 20:01:12] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:10:39 towards level 67.
[06/19/19 00:41:17] Diamond, L and electrostat [717/2321] have team battled carblolymer, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [2030/2442] at [504,211] and lost! 0 days, 05:36:09 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/19 01:56:47] Kackis [523/651] has challenged AssDisaster [658/988] in combat and lost! 16 days, 04:50:08 is added to Kackis's clock.
[06/19/19 22:44:53] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:47:55 towards level 67.
[06/20/19 06:56:48] AssDisaster [246/988] has challenged NeilHanlon [579/855] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:33:53 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/20/19 15:21:59] AssDisaster, n0suchth1ng and Demeisen [1849/2331] have team battled Tadruien, arcade_droid and dukwon [1371/1972] at [890,879] and won! 1 day, 05:04:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/19 21:14:45] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:17:04 towards level 67.
[06/20/19 22:56:48] AssDisaster [804/988] has challenged pacology [157/478] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:10:59 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/21/19 02:33:50] Doctor_Colossus [805/1029] has come upon AssDisaster [862/988] and been defeated in combat! 70 days, 15:51:55 is added to Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[06/21/19 06:11:14] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:47:41 towards level 67.
[06/21/19 13:36:49] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:41:52 towards level 67.
[06/21/19 16:10:37] n0suchth1ng and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/19 02:56:49] AssDisaster [724/988] has challenged Demeisen [590/781] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:05:41 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/22/19 11:56:49] AssDisaster [273/988] has challenged L [318/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:07:20 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/22/19 16:42:19] L, AssDisaster and sled [331/1488] have team battled Meistarin, SelfishShellfish and <heroicSoda> [979/1602] at [413,924] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/19 03:56:48] AssDisaster [37/988] has challenged pacology [132/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:31:58 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/23/19 04:08:50] Diamond, LittleBro and Volkor [777/1963] have team battled AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and carblolymer [140/2442] at [311,315] and won! 0 days, 11:53:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/19 04:56:48] RichardG867 [128/869] has challenged AssDisaster [304/988] in combat and lost! 24 days, 14:41:59 is added to RichardG867's clock.
[06/23/19 11:48:33] Volkor, nixxon and electrostat [1017/2225] have team battled osannatas, Tadruien and AssDisaster [1002/2388] at [401,247] and won! 1 day, 10:35:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/19 12:56:48] Tadruien [311/678] has challenged AssDisaster [248/988] in combat and won! 33 days, 00:05:20 is removed from Tadruien's clock.
[06/23/19 16:21:31] nixxon, <heroicSoda> and Diamond [1308/1455] have team battled r3v, AssDisaster and dukwon [691/2195] at [326,89] and won! 0 days, 07:04:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/19 03:19:24] r3v, Diamond, AssDisaster, and MPenguin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/25/19 08:56:47] arcade_droid [426/480] has challenged AssDisaster [601/988] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:45:04 is added to arcade_droid's clock.
[06/26/19 06:56:47] AssDisaster [689/988] has challenged r3v [105/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:12:22 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/26/19 09:29:38] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:52 towards level 67.
[06/26/19 14:56:49] weylin [871/890] has challenged AssDisaster [871/988] in combat and won! 99 days, 10:32:47 is removed from weylin's clock.
[06/26/19 20:08:23] AssDisaster, sled and carblolymer [224/1606] have team battled Angry_Bartender, Manos and pacology [1827/2297] at [760,487] and lost! 0 days, 04:00:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/19 23:05:14] AssDisaster, WcktKlwn and electrostat [2245/2762] have team battled pacology, Manos and webvictim [2044/2087] at [752,208] and won! 0 days, 04:13:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/19 23:55:59] Meistarin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/19 00:40:00] AssDisaster has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:15 from level 67.
[06/27/19 05:56:49] MPenguin [475/687] has challenged AssDisaster [913/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:35:29 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[06/27/19 16:27:50] AssDisaster [292/988] has challenged Meistarin [342/608] in combat and lost! 224 days, 14:15:34 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/27/19 19:56:49] AssDisaster [237/988] has challenged sled [23/193] in combat and won! 136 days, 15:31:18 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/27/19 20:33:36] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 108 days, 22:12:38 towards level 68.
[06/28/19 02:43:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 819 days, 16:39:51 toward level 68.
[06/28/19 02:56:48] Lothar [208/775] has challenged AssDisaster [363/988] in combat and lost! 14 days, 17:10:47 is added to Lothar's clock.
[06/28/19 05:03:30] AssDisaster got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 44 days, 09:29:08 from level 68.
[06/28/19 07:56:48] AssDisaster [316/988] has challenged electrostat [248/1291] in combat and won! 167 days, 19:00:57 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/28/19 09:56:49] AssDisaster [147/988] has challenged MPenguin [317/687] in combat and lost! 76 days, 10:19:46 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/28/19 16:56:49] AssDisaster [47/988] has challenged Gawble [289/555] in combat and lost! 84 days, 01:03:44 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/29/19 03:56:48] AssDisaster [230/988] has challenged carblolymer [239/425] in combat and lost! 73 days, 22:08:05 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/29/19 09:56:48] Meistarin [56/608] has challenged AssDisaster [173/988] in combat and lost! 150 days, 00:41:48 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[06/29/19 10:33:59] Brog, Balthazar and TheSilentLink [872/1330] have team battled AssDisaster, n0suchth1ng and SelfishShellfish [183/2195] at [827,786] and won! 0 days, 03:21:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/19 11:56:49] vodka- [397/547] has challenged AssDisaster [181/988] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:22:50 is removed from vodka-'s clock.
[06/29/19 23:58:02] Balthazar [73/160] has challenged AssDisaster [254/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:09:24 is added to Balthazar's clock.
[06/30/19 16:11:21] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 79 days, 17:09:58 towards level 68.
[06/30/19 18:20:42] Volkor, carblolymer and AssDisaster [340/1961] have team battled Balthazar, nixxon and NeilHanlon [1109/1405] at [563,814] and lost! 25 days, 11:33:36 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/19 21:56:49] AssDisaster [467/988] has challenged Hitler [241/839] in combat and won! 226 days, 01:43:54 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/01/19 08:18:09] AssDisaster, RichardG867 and Hitler [622/2696] have team battled L, Balthazar and Angry_Bartender [1169/1305] at [288,1023] and lost! 8 days, 03:09:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/19 20:15:52] AssDisaster and Vengeance have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/19 22:10:04] AssDisaster, Angry_Bartender and Wraith [672/1880] have team battled Diamond, Vengeance and Hitler [1008/2076] at [398,601] and lost! 0 days, 00:31:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/19 13:49:38] AssDisaster and Hitler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/19 02:56:47] webvictim [210/535] has challenged AssDisaster [534/988] in combat and lost! 11 days, 00:16:40 is added to webvictim's clock.
[07/05/19 05:43:39] AssDisaster and Lothar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.

[07/05/19 11:10:38] Tjololo, AssDisaster and weylin [1060/2505] have team battled Hitler, Kackis and Balthazar [72/1708] at [896,152] and won! 19 days, 18:00:53 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/19 16:42:28] apiw [0/221] has challenged AssDisaster [430/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:09:24 is added to apiw's clock.
[07/05/19 22:46:40] AssDisaster, n0suchth1ng, SelfishShellfish, and bboston7 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/05/19 23:56:47] Vengeance [79/550] has challenged AssDisaster [471/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:52:41 is added to Vengeance's clock.
[07/06/19 08:51:04] carblolymer, arcade_droid and AssDisaster [947/1917] have team battled Kackis, vodka- and LittleBro [698/1934] at [610,151] and won! 2 days, 07:29:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/19 11:56:48] AssDisaster [645/988] has challenged Hitler [462/839] in combat and won! 107 days, 10:06:57 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/06/19 11:56:48] AssDisaster has dealt Hitler a Critical Strike! 69 days, 22:57:09 is added to Hitler's clock.
[07/06/19 19:24:58] AssDisaster sharpened the edge of his weapon! AssDisaster's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/06/19 22:56:49] AssDisaster [835/1024] has challenged Brog [487/768] in combat and won! 44 days, 03:53:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/06/19 23:58:13] carblolymer [119/431] has come upon AssDisaster [196/1024] and been defeated in combat! 49 days, 02:55:23 is added to carblolymer's clock.
[07/07/19 04:56:49] AssDisaster [419/1024] has challenged DoctorRaptorMD [495/717] in combat and lost! 20 days, 16:05:59 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/07/19 09:56:48] carblolymer [339/431] has challenged AssDisaster [15/1024] in combat and won! 95 days, 02:53:41 is removed from carblolymer's clock.
[07/07/19 12:56:48] AssDisaster [103/1024] has challenged L [368/370] in combat and lost! 22 days, 02:16:00 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/07/19 14:56:49] osannatas [414/718] has challenged AssDisaster [980/1024] in combat and lost! 21 days, 22:03:44 is added to osannatas's clock.
[07/07/19 18:34:00] Tjololo, sled and RichardG867 [920/1775] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, Angry_Bartender and AssDisaster [2040/2536] at [302,685] and lost! 0 days, 13:38:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/19 01:38:28] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 20:38:26 towards level 68.
[07/08/19 06:08:11] AssDisaster, osannatas and Tjololo [1814/2363] have team battled n0suchth1ng, <heroicSoda> and Hitler [1505/1758] at [289,552] and won! 2 days, 16:26:52 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/19 21:56:49] Gawble [436/555] has challenged AssDisaster [799/1024] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:29:22 is added to Gawble's clock.
[07/09/19 11:56:48] Angry_Bartender [460/795] has challenged AssDisaster [58/1024] in combat and won! 223 days, 23:54:30 is removed from Angry_Bartender's clock.
[07/10/19 01:27:40] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 18:47:42 towards level 68.
[07/10/19 02:37:32] Vengeance, LittleBro and dukwon [420/2041] have team battled SelfishShellfish, Lothar and AssDisaster [1245/2427] at [326,189] and lost! 0 days, 03:18:41 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/19 06:42:52] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 29 days, 23:11:08 towards level 68.
[07/10/19 07:56:47] AssDisaster [3/1024] has challenged Gawble [333/556] in combat and lost! 26 days, 23:08:37 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/10/19 09:49:23] sm0g [158/261] has challenged AssDisaster [22/1024] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:05:16 is removed from sm0g's clock.
[07/10/19 10:10:14] Doctor_Colossus, NeilHanlon and AssDisaster [353/2902] have team battled bboston7, Demeisen and <heroicSoda> [861/1832] at [233,173] and lost! 1 day, 18:30:00 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/19 10:56:48] Volkor [126/548] has challenged AssDisaster [874/1024] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:47:44 is added to Volkor's clock.
[07/10/19 11:25:43] AssDisaster, NeilHanlon, Demeisen, and bboston7 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/19 18:54:51] Hitler, NeilHanlon and Doctor_Colossus [2642/2717] have team battled Diamond, AssDisaster and Demeisen [97/2738] at [386,277] and won! 1 day, 21:16:32 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/19 13:56:48] AssDisaster [520/1024] has challenged TheSilentLink [35/425] in combat and won! 24 days, 15:25:29 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/11/19 17:56:49] NeilHanlon [15/834] has challenged AssDisaster [924/1024] in combat and lost! 46 days, 19:00:11 is added to NeilHanlon's clock.
[07/11/19 18:05:47] arcade_droid [228/502] has challenged AssDisaster [816/1024] in combat and lost! 24 days, 01:06:04 is added to arcade_droid's clock.
[07/12/19 15:35:00] AssDisaster and Hitler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/19 20:56:49] AssDisaster [660/1024] has challenged Tadruien [641/668] in combat and won! 30 days, 07:17:46 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/13/19 01:19:02] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 19:43:25 towards level 68.
[07/13/19 14:42:39] MPenguin, carblolymer and AssDisaster [2110/2172] have team battled Kackis, Brog and Manos [1777/2500] at [923,191] and won! 25 days, 18:45:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/19 04:56:47] AssDisaster [894/1024] has challenged arcade_droid [387/502] in combat and won! 14 days, 08:40:31 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/14/19 08:15:58] AssDisaster, sled and Brog [349/2088] have team battled Tadruien, bboston7 and Hitler [1442/1963] at [814,206] and lost! 0 days, 18:43:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/19 10:56:49] Demeisen [757/1022] has challenged AssDisaster [557/1024] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:05:00 is removed from Demeisen's clock.
[07/14/19 11:56:47] AssDisaster [570/1024] has challenged vodka- [401/547] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:01:23 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/15/19 01:56:47] Zesty [432/1000] has challenged AssDisaster [411/1024] in combat and won! 20 days, 09:32:56 is removed from Zesty's clock.
[07/15/19 03:04:10] AssDisaster and Mag have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/19 20:18:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 33 days, 18:00:33 toward level 68.
[07/16/19 01:18:47] <heroicSoda>, pacology and SelfishShellfish [1184/1469] have team battled webvictim, AssDisaster and Gawble [32/2110] at [440,259] and won! 1 day, 09:00:13 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/19 06:27:31] AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and dukwon [2083/2246] have team battled LittleBro, arcade_droid and <heroicSoda> [1510/1551] at [118,100] and won! 9 days, 05:41:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/19 11:56:47] AssDisaster [5/1024] has challenged <heroicSoda> [314/347] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:41:17 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/17/19 07:49:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 20 days, 18:09:14 toward level 68.
[07/17/19 09:13:13] apiw, AssDisaster and L [86/1677] have team battled sm0g, SelfishShellfish and Kackis [1141/1599] at [225,683] and lost! 0 days, 13:13:28 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/19 18:48:01] osannatas, AssDisaster and LittleBro [1587/2433] have team battled sled, NeilHanlon and apiw [464/1411] at [59,906] and won! 3 days, 20:24:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/19 05:41:39] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:31:33 towards level 68.
[07/18/19 07:56:47] AssDisaster [731/1024] has challenged Demeisen [430/1028] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:35:53 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/19/19 00:56:49] AssDisaster [278/1024] has challenged Brog [739/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:30:26 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/19/19 07:44:04] AssDisaster broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:05:10 from level 68.
[07/19/19 08:56:48] Gawble [402/556] has challenged AssDisaster [796/1024] in combat and lost! 32 days, 19:23:58 is added to Gawble's clock.
[07/19/19 15:56:47] Jeremias [270/594] has challenged AssDisaster [487/1024] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:24:09 is added to Jeremias's clock.
[07/20/19 02:48:32] Volkor, JoeK and carblolymer [920/1518] have team battled NeilHanlon, Zesty and AssDisaster [798/2858] at [86,345] and won! 1 day, 09:14:30 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/19 16:56:47] JoeK [359/534] has challenged AssDisaster [459/1024] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:40:01 is added to JoeK's clock.
[07/20/19 19:03:55] Tadruien, weylin and AssDisaster [1855/2599] have team battled Meistarin, Vengeance and electrostat [312/2441] at [647,791] and won! 0 days, 07:56:59 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/19 20:53:53] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:31:18 towards level 68.
[07/21/19 09:56:49] electrostat [800/1291] has challenged AssDisaster [286/1027] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:30:59 is removed from electrostat's clock.
[07/21/19 09:56:49] electrostat has dealt AssDisaster a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:15:01 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/21/19 12:56:48] AssDisaster [792/1027] has challenged LittleBro [18/702] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:31:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/21/19 12:56:48] In the fierce battle, LittleBro dropped his level 54 set of leggings! AssDisaster picks it up, tossing his old level 45 set of leggings to LittleBro.
[07/21/19 19:55:29] apiw [278/307] has challenged AssDisaster [51/1037] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:05:16 is removed from apiw's clock.
[07/21/19 19:56:47] Mag [146/508] has challenged AssDisaster [1020/1037] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:45:13 is added to Mag's clock.
[07/22/19 01:38:51] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:30:11 towards level 68.
[07/22/19 03:30:05] carblolymer, Vengeance and SelfishShellfish [593/1630] have team battled nixxon, AssDisaster and weylin [242/2359] at [23,550] and won! 27 days, 01:50:39 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/19 20:58:36] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 05:59:30 from level 68.
[07/23/19 07:12:18] AssDisaster and Tadruien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/19 14:38:35] AssDisaster and carblolymer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/19 14:56:47] Mag [233/511] has challenged AssDisaster [801/1037] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:36:31 is added to Mag's clock.
[07/23/19 17:56:48] AssDisaster [854/1037] has challenged webvictim [70/530] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:53:00 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/23/19 22:25:47] AssDisaster and Lothar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/19 01:37:28] webvictim, Lothar and Doctor_Colossus [15/2303] have team battled AssDisaster, sm0g and Angry_Bartender [1790/2107] at [889,406] and lost! 2 days, 05:29:59 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/19 05:12:28] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:50 towards level 68.
[07/24/19 16:56:48] AssDisaster [597/1037] has challenged Volkor [105/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:37:22 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/25/19 02:56:49] AssDisaster [580/1037] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [8/1053] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:02:20 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/25/19 05:46:53] Doctor_Colossus, AssDisaster and weylin [2143/3043] have team battled <heroicSoda>, Angry_Bartender and electrostat [2045/2433] at [541,246] and won! 0 days, 00:26:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/19 07:34:19] AssDisaster [169/1037] has challenged Diamond [642/699] in combat and lost! 155 days, 13:52:41 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/25/19 13:03:50] pacology, AssDisaster and Demeisen [585/2543] have team battled Vengeance, vodka- and Mag [488/1608] at [122,470] and won! 5 days, 18:41:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/19 13:56:49] Diamond [130/699] has challenged AssDisaster [406/1037] in combat and lost! 46 days, 00:29:08 is added to Diamond's clock.
[07/26/19 08:56:48] AssDisaster [227/1037] has challenged arcade_droid [70/502] in combat and won! 244 days, 01:27:16 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/26/19 19:56:49] r3v [438/531] has challenged AssDisaster [904/1037] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:22:16 is added to r3v's clock.
[07/27/19 03:56:49] Tjololo [640/698] has challenged AssDisaster [39/1037] in combat and won! 287 days, 00:50:59 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[07/27/19 03:56:49] Tjololo has dealt AssDisaster a Critical Strike! 195 days, 21:42:23 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/27/19 05:56:48] AssDisaster [140/1037] has challenged Kackis [678/696] in combat and lost! 164 days, 13:15:12 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/27/19 07:56:48] AssDisaster [91/1037] has challenged osannatas [429/707] in combat and lost! 159 days, 10:13:40 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/28/19 02:29:06] TheSilentLink, NeilHanlon and Jeremias [502/1857] have team battled Manos, AssDisaster and pztrn [523/2435] at [314,689] and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/19 02:39:26] TheSilentLink, pztrn and AssDisaster [1614/1816] have team battled Volkor, Diamond and apiw [775/1559] at [316,877] and won! 1 day, 07:07:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/19 03:09:29] apiw, Zesty and TheSilentLink [88/1736] have team battled AssDisaster, pztrn and Diamond [385/2091] at [200,861] and lost! 0 days, 23:10:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/19 11:56:47] AssDisaster [997/1040] has challenged idlerpg [784/1539] in combat and won! 429 days, 22:59:28 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/29/19 01:56:47] Lothar [670/720] has challenged AssDisaster [470/1040] in combat and won! 413 days, 10:00:34 is removed from Lothar's clock.
[07/29/19 08:15:10] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 206 days, 06:40:44 towards level 69.
[07/29/19 10:08:46] AssDisaster, NeilHanlon, vodka-, and LittleBro have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/31/19 08:11:05] LittleBro, Zesty and Trompat [28/1825] have team battled dukwon, AssDisaster and Vengeance [1963/2369] at [193,112] and lost! 0 days, 00:13:32 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/19 11:22:08] dukwon, LittleBro and AssDisaster [1363/2519] have team battled Vengeance, Kackis and Tadruien [735/1926] at [110,96] and won! 94 days, 21:53:02 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/19 12:17:28] webvictim [274/686] has challenged AssDisaster [510/1040] in combat and lost! 157 days, 15:33:29 is added to webvictim's clock.
[07/31/19 13:56:48] AssDisaster [1028/1040] has challenged Gawble [541/556] in combat and won! 186 days, 23:57:54 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/01/19 02:56:48] AssDisaster [317/1040] has challenged Gawble [243/556] in combat and won! 153 days, 05:47:29 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/01/19 13:20:07] Demeisen, LittleBro and Hitler [1571/2553] have team battled AssDisaster, r3v and Tadruien [383/2257] at [126,948] and won! 0 days, 10:32:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/19 16:21:04] MPenguin, Demeisen and Tadruien [1035/2485] have team battled SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and TheSilentLink [10/2119] at [265,1009] and won! 1 day, 20:11:42 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/19 18:56:47] nixxon [188/364] has challenged AssDisaster [787/1040] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:34:19 is added to nixxon's clock.
[08/01/19 20:59:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 216 days, 04:16:01 toward level 69.
[08/01/19 21:46:51] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 182 days, 19:58:02 from level 69.
[08/02/19 04:27:01] NeilHanlon, Tadruien and AssDisaster [644/2560] have team battled nixxon, carblolymer and Angry_Bartender [867/1589] at [179,598] and lost! 23 days, 07:42:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/19 07:56:49] Lothar [459/712] has challenged AssDisaster [247/1040] in combat and won! 69 days, 21:33:27 is removed from Lothar's clock.
[08/02/19 09:56:48] AssDisaster [700/1040] has challenged osannatas [403/712] in combat and won! 96 days, 03:35:24 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/02/19 11:05:58] AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and Doctor_Colossus [1007/2464] have team battled Gawble, nixxon and NeilHanlon [1333/1822] at [127,572] and lost! 11 days, 20:35:35 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/19 05:14:13] AssDisaster and Hitler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/19 08:56:47] Tadruien [502/686] has challenged AssDisaster [88/1040] in combat and won! 22 days, 15:11:52 is removed from Tadruien's clock.
[08/03/19 11:21:10] Doctor_Colossus, MPenguin and AssDisaster [1029/2800] have team battled Balthazar, electrostat and Meistarin [1205/2186] at [841,741] and lost! 37 days, 07:47:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/19 11:31:54] AssDisaster and TheSilentLink have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/19 11:56:48] AssDisaster [491/1040] has challenged nixxon [170/364] in combat and won! 57 days, 19:39:49 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/03/19 11:58:27] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 56 days, 03:17:31 towards level 69.
[08/03/19 23:18:15] AssDisaster and n0suchth1ng have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/19 02:35:47] Doctor_Colossus, electrostat and Demeisen [1330/3308] have team battled <heroicSoda>, weylin and AssDisaster [2315/2340] at [893,264] and lost! 0 days, 06:59:43 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/19 09:56:49] AssDisaster [96/1040] has challenged sled [67/312] in combat and won! 16 days, 08:05:40 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/05/19 09:57:13] AssDisaster and Hitler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/19 00:49:47] nixxon, <heroicSoda> and TheSilentLink [824/1141] have team battled weylin, arcade_droid and AssDisaster [251/2495] at [978,409] and won! 2 days, 09:02:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/19 02:36:34] webvictim, AssDisaster, RichardG867, and bboston7 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/06/19 12:28:27] Angry_Bartender, MPenguin and Kackis [190/2318] have team battled AssDisaster, <heroicSoda> and weylin [620/2340] at [876,495] and lost! 0 days, 17:34:06 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/19 22:50:45] apiw, Tjololo and TheSilentLink [1155/1443] have team battled <heroicSoda>, AssDisaster and Mag [447/1893] at [1021,183] and won! 1 day, 08:41:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/19 07:56:48] AssDisaster [555/1040] has challenged idlerpg [682/1539] in combat and lost! 11 days, 14:17:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/07/19 18:30:15] AssDisaster, Mag and RichardG867 [552/2387] have team battled dukwon, MPenguin and pacology [1412/2070] at [942,222] and lost! 1 day, 00:51:03 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/19 10:25:26] Angry_Bartender, Lothar and pacology [627/1994] have team battled Tadruien, Mag and AssDisaster [1565/2205] at [733,960] and lost! 0 days, 04:54:36 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/19 14:56:48] webvictim [251/686] has challenged AssDisaster [661/1040] in combat and lost! 37 days, 18:04:17 is added to webvictim's clock.
[08/08/19 21:41:43] L, pacology and Balthazar [173/1191] have team battled Angry_Bartender, AssDisaster and n0suchth1ng [2086/2397] at [750,958] and lost! 0 days, 20:46:17 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/19 00:56:49] nixxon [43/359] has challenged AssDisaster [468/1040] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:16:46 is added to nixxon's clock.
[08/09/19 18:33:25] AssDisaster broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 16:17:39 from level 69.
[08/10/19 00:56:49] electrostat [71/1291] has challenged AssDisaster [396/1040] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:31:43 is added to electrostat's clock.
[08/10/19 11:36:56] AssDisaster met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 31 days, 20:46:29 from level 69.
[08/10/19 15:17:17] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 107 days, 00:19:17 from level 69.
[08/11/19 04:20:36] Tjololo, NeilHanlon and AssDisaster [2555/2590] have team battled Hitler, Meistarin and bboston7 [414/1877] at [381,933] and won! 22 days, 16:22:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/19 19:21:37] AssDisaster and MPenguin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/19 20:46:35] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 36 days, 23:04:29 towards level 69.
[08/12/19 00:56:49] Mag [395/480] has challenged AssDisaster [28/1045] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:38:14 is removed from Mag's clock.
[08/12/19 01:09:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 92 days, 15:35:04 toward level 69.
[08/12/19 08:56:47] electrostat [1278/1291] has challenged AssDisaster [79/1045] in combat and won! 17 days, 01:51:25 is removed from electrostat's clock.
[08/12/19 17:34:31] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 18 days, 11:57:26 towards level 69.
[08/13/19 19:25:14] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 22 days, 07:34:00 towards level 69.
[08/13/19 20:56:47] AssDisaster [338/1045] has challenged Jeremias [114/596] in combat and won! 19 days, 15:06:56 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/14/19 02:12:30] AssDisaster bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 15 days, 19:27:15 from level 69.
[08/14/19 10:54:30] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 17:37:37 towards level 69.
[08/14/19 17:56:48] Diamond [679/706] has challenged AssDisaster [779/1045] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:18:35 is added to Diamond's clock.
[08/14/19 18:19:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 90 days, 14:31:14 toward level 69.
[08/14/19 23:13:14] Gawble, JoeK and DoctorRaptorMD [827/1889] have team battled bboston7, AssDisaster and Vengeance [548/2036] at [496,561] and won! 4 days, 07:41:05 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/19 06:07:19] AssDisaster [41/1045] has come upon Tjololo [560/701] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:05:52 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/15/19 18:21:30] AssDisaster, <heroicSoda> and Tadruien [1894/2077] have team battled Gawble, LittleBro and Vengeance [1544/1873] at [169,952] and won! 8 days, 15:09:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/19 23:53:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 6 days, 07:38:20 toward level 69.
[08/16/19 10:56:47] Jeremias [23/596] has challenged AssDisaster [1044/1045] in combat and lost! 16 days, 08:24:19 is added to Jeremias's clock.
[08/16/19 12:26:37] AssDisaster was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:57:46 from level 69.
[08/16/19 19:30:34] AssDisaster, Jeremias and LittleBro [1084/2354] have team battled Mag, pacology and Diamond [1354/1674] at [943,622] and lost! 0 days, 07:00:32 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/19 12:56:49] AssDisaster [266/1045] has challenged n0suchth1ng [134/603] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:25:48 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/18/19 02:15:43] AssDisaster has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:25:02 from level 69.
[08/18/19 05:56:49] Kackis [441/704] has challenged AssDisaster [773/1045] in combat and lost! 136 days, 20:16:41 is added to Kackis's clock.
[08/18/19 21:06:50] Doctor_Colossus, Tjololo and electrostat [2232/2984] have team battled AssDisaster, carblolymer and osannatas [589/2224] at [1011,1002] and won! 7 days, 08:32:02 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/19 09:14:26] AssDisaster [883/1045] has come upon Doctor_Colossus [719/992] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:41:38 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/19/19 12:24:28] electrostat, apiw and bboston7 [343/2044] have team battled AssDisaster, n0suchth1ng and JoeK [475/2169] at [956,891] and lost! 0 days, 10:16:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/19 15:56:49] L [234/388] has challenged AssDisaster [146/1045] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:18:22 is removed from L's clock.
[08/20/19 00:56:47] Tadruien [132/682] has challenged AssDisaster [279/1045] in combat and lost! 83 days, 05:47:22 is added to Tadruien's clock.
[08/20/19 05:56:47] AssDisaster [716/1045] has challenged Meistarin [161/598] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:22:59 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/20/19 15:56:48] webvictim [291/693] has challenged AssDisaster [895/1045] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:31:38 is added to webvictim's clock.
[08/21/19 08:56:48] Tadruien [240/682] has challenged AssDisaster [1000/1045] in combat and lost! 136 days, 13:06:12 is added to Tadruien's clock.
[08/21/19 09:56:48] AssDisaster [110/1045] has challenged Tadruien [475/682] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:38:09 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/21/19 09:58:33] AssDisaster and Mag have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/19 11:23:50] apiw [259/310] has challenged AssDisaster [689/1045] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:51:45 is added to apiw's clock.
[08/21/19 19:56:49] AssDisaster [879/1045] has challenged Gawble [515/638] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:22:45 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/21/19 22:56:49] AssDisaster [414/1045] has challenged TheSilentLink [263/458] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:29:16 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/22/19 09:27:40] AssDisaster, NeilHanlon and RichardG867 [2279/2778] have team battled L, Tjololo and vodka- [1024/1627] at [374,663] and won! 0 days, 21:58:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/19 17:56:49] AssDisaster [50/1045] has challenged dukwon [427/779] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:46:21 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/22/19 22:52:32] AssDisaster, RichardG867 and SelfishShellfish [2350/2537] have team battled MPenguin, Gawble and JoeK [1187/1973] at [589,786] and won! 1 day, 09:47:30 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/19 00:01:13] AssDisaster and carblolymer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/19 00:44:22] dukwon, Vengeance and Balthazar [352/1673] have team battled SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and JoeK [1853/2193] at [353,1009] and lost! 1 day, 21:29:48 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/19 05:56:49] AssDisaster [52/1045] has challenged Angry_Bartender [769/807] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:37:36 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/23/19 14:48:35] Kackis, AssDisaster, Vengeance, and electrostat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/25/19 12:03:31] NeilHanlon, Jeremias and AssDisaster [874/2509] have team battled pacology, weylin and Kackis [118/2157] at [1018,509] and won! 0 days, 08:31:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/19 17:07:44] AssDisaster, carblolymer and JoeK [546/1996] have team battled electrostat, Gawble and LittleBro [1765/2642] at [50,282] and lost! 2 days, 03:37:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/19 17:56:49] Meistarin [155/598] has challenged AssDisaster [703/1045] in combat and lost! 120 days, 23:32:55 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[08/26/19 06:29:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 5 days, 10:24:07 toward level 69.
[08/26/19 07:56:49] TheSilentLink [305/458] has challenged AssDisaster [670/1045] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:14:47 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[08/26/19 15:53:25] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:59:33 towards level 69.
[08/27/19 12:43:55] Balthazar stole AssDisaster's level 189 amulet while they were sleeping! Balthazar leaves his old level 42 amulet behind, which AssDisaster then takes.
[08/27/19 17:06:52] AssDisaster reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! AssDisaster's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/28/19 00:07:10] Jeremias, Lothar and TheSilentLink [198/1770] have team battled WcktKlwn, AssDisaster and RichardG867 [1900/2242] at [1021,217] and lost! 1 day, 03:16:03 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/19 02:26:39] Lothar, bboston7 and AssDisaster [1925/2045] have team battled RichardG867, pacology and nixxon [699/1721] at [860,808] and won! 0 days, 06:16:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/19 02:41:09] AssDisaster got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:14:37 from level 69.
[08/28/19 03:23:17] Lothar, bboston7 and AssDisaster [1474/2045] have team battled RichardG867, nixxon and pacology [1043/1721] at [983,984] and won! 0 days, 05:04:58 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/19 09:17:51] nixxon, DoctorRaptorMD and AssDisaster [1112/1996] have team battled sm0g, n0suchth1ng and Balthazar [1208/1375] at [913,989] and lost! 0 days, 02:53:04 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/19 10:04:28] nixxon, AssDisaster and sm0g [516/1541] have team battled Balthazar, webvictim and DoctorRaptorMD [1166/1921] at [970,924] and lost! 0 days, 03:15:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/19 15:56:48] pacology [382/491] has challenged AssDisaster [820/886] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:49:06 is added to pacology's clock.
[08/29/19 05:51:32] AssDisaster [73/886] has challenged pacology [98/491] in combat and lost! 121 days, 01:48:27 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/29/19 09:56:47] AssDisaster [5/886] has challenged DoctorRaptorMD [496/745] in combat and lost! 148 days, 01:03:37 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/29/19 13:56:49] pacology [210/491] has challenged AssDisaster [528/886] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:25:04 is added to pacology's clock.
[08/29/19 16:10:03] AssDisaster and bboston7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/19 21:45:39] SelfishShellfish, Angry_Bartender and Doctor_Colossus [1806/2426] have team battled Lothar, AssDisaster and Balthazar [42/2080] at [821,109] and won! 7 days, 11:28:07 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/19 17:56:47] AssDisaster [647/886] has challenged Angry_Bartender [365/807] in combat and won! 290 days, 18:51:55 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/31/19 03:45:42] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 183 days, 03:30:26 towards level 70.
[08/31/19 12:02:24] AssDisaster, Demeisen and electrostat [1371/3337] have team battled <heroicSoda>, Mag and vodka- [950/1372] at [524,920] and won! 224 days, 18:48:31 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/19 19:56:47] AssDisaster [297/886] has challenged RichardG867 [149/865] in combat and won! 178 days, 19:38:10 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/01/19 13:38:32] Angry_Bartender, Tjololo and L [1838/1890] have team battled AssDisaster, Zesty and electrostat [1100/3284] at [115,991] and won! 0 days, 01:47:06 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/19 02:43:09] nixxon, Angry_Bartender and dukwon [1432/1948] have team battled AssDisaster, <heroicSoda> and Lothar [1068/1950] at [205,944] and won! 17 days, 17:35:59 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/19 17:23:49] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 56 days, 05:08:18 towards level 70.
[09/03/19 01:59:10] WcktKlwn stole AssDisaster's level 64 tunic while they were sleeping! WcktKlwn leaves his old level 56 tunic behind, which AssDisaster then takes.
[09/03/19 10:30:16] carblolymer and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/19 11:56:47] electrostat [103/1346] has challenged AssDisaster [873/877] in combat and lost! 58 days, 12:14:53 is added to electrostat's clock.
[09/03/19 13:39:59] Vengeance, AssDisaster, Jeremias, and weylin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/19 05:44:06] electrostat, carblolymer and AssDisaster [539/2653] have team battled Volkor, <heroicSoda> and Demeisen [1166/2005] at [870,898] and lost! 15 days, 18:01:12 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/19 11:45:40] AssDisaster, Volkor and n0suchth1ng [565/2039] have team battled Tjololo, weylin and Demeisen [102/2803] at [644,190] and won! 31 days, 15:33:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/19 23:08:18] AssDisaster and TheSilentLink have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/19 11:37:52] apiw, n0suchth1ng and AssDisaster [1258/1801] have team battled Demeisen, TheSilentLink and carblolymer [1713/2000] at [732,394] and lost! 0 days, 05:59:48 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/19 07:56:47] TheSilentLink [393/465] has challenged AssDisaster [604/877] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:24 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[09/06/19 11:14:28] AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and Jeremias [1781/2110] have team battled Demeisen, WcktKlwn and osannatas [1816/2567] at [332,294] and lost! 6 days, 07:32:51 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/19 19:56:47] AssDisaster [335/877] has challenged DoctorRaptorMD [84/761] in combat and won! 75 days, 18:13:20 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/06/19 20:59:52] AssDisaster, L and Zesty [1397/2311] have team battled arcade_droid, bboston7 and Demeisen [997/2059] at [24,169] and won! 0 days, 07:36:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/19 03:48:03] AssDisaster, bboston7, L, and Demeisen have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/07/19 03:49:12] Demeisen [453/1105] has come upon AssDisaster [354/877] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 13:35:42 is removed from Demeisen's clock.
[09/07/19 11:42:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 45 days, 06:26:58 from level 70.
[09/07/19 16:53:31] Kackis [137/717] has come upon AssDisaster [289/877] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:56:17 is added to Kackis's clock.
[09/07/19 17:18:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 121 days, 21:49:48 from level 70.
[09/08/19 04:56:48] AssDisaster [527/877] has challenged Demeisen [865/1105] in combat and lost! 46 days, 07:42:40 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/08/19 16:35:14] weylin, Volkor and Balthazar [592/2004] have team battled AssDisaster, carblolymer and bboston7 [256/1751] at [779,84] and won! 1 day, 02:02:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/19 17:14:01] Balthazar, bboston7 and AssDisaster [231/1799] have team battled weylin, Volkor and Gawble [1545/2180] at [492,13] and lost! 2 days, 03:09:45 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/19 23:56:47] arcade_droid [138/516] has challenged AssDisaster [247/877] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:09:44 is added to arcade_droid's clock.
[09/09/19 02:24:13] AssDisaster, weylin and Balthazar [554/2326] have team battled bboston7, Volkor and n0suchth1ng [821/1608] at [665,117] and lost! 0 days, 20:18:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/19 04:56:48] Volkor [275/555] has challenged AssDisaster [493/877] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:19:31 is added to Volkor's clock.
[09/09/19 07:56:49] AssDisaster [850/877] has challenged vodka- [188/547] in combat and won! 67 days, 13:01:25 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/09/19 09:12:05] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 29 days, 17:10:30 towards level 70.
[09/09/19 14:17:43] carblolymer, MPenguin and AssDisaster [724/2096] have team battled bboston7, webvictim and DoctorRaptorMD [1504/1902] at [786,357] and lost! 38 days, 15:16:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/19 00:42:58] Mag, Balthazar and DoctorRaptorMD [1606/1725] have team battled AssDisaster, n0suchth1ng and bboston7 [1526/1930] at [981,165] and won! 1 day, 06:14:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/19 00:56:48] AssDisaster [372/877] has challenged nixxon [0/359] in combat and won! 60 days, 10:09:12 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/10/19 05:56:47] Angry_Bartender [165/807] has challenged AssDisaster [207/877] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:23:04 is added to Angry_Bartender's clock.
[09/10/19 06:50:28] carblolymer, Jeremias and apiw [617/1353] have team battled Vengeance, AssDisaster and LittleBro [1375/2223] at [671,683] and lost! 6 days, 11:27:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/19 13:15:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 331 days, 22:36:57 toward level 70.
[09/10/19 16:56:47] AssDisaster [548/877] has challenged electrostat [279/1385] in combat and won! 19 days, 21:19:54 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/10/19 22:02:24] osannatas, Jeremias and dukwon [273/2130] have team battled Kackis, Balthazar and AssDisaster [993/2078] at [601,630] and lost! 2 days, 13:34:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/19 23:48:24] AssDisaster was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:24:43 from level 70.
[09/10/19 23:53:39] AssDisaster [4/877] has come upon n0suchth1ng [437/610] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 18:41:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/11/19 00:56:47] bboston7 [80/443] has challenged AssDisaster [876/877] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:05:29 is added to bboston7's clock.
[09/11/19 04:56:47] AssDisaster [173/877] has challenged Gawble [294/660] in combat and lost! 10 days, 14:39:40 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/11/19 08:56:47] Lothar [595/734] has challenged AssDisaster [47/877] in combat and won! 244 days, 07:16:08 is removed from Lothar's clock.
[09/11/19 10:43:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 50 days, 02:03:39 from level 70.
[09/11/19 11:19:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 23 days, 07:34:24 toward level 70.
[09/11/19 21:42:19] electrostat, MPenguin and n0suchth1ng [845/2778] have team battled Gawble, AssDisaster and webvictim [1198/2235] at [948,344] and lost! 2 days, 10:03:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/19 21:45:34] webvictim, Gawble and n0suchth1ng [666/1968] have team battled AssDisaster, vodka- and entreX [942/1665] at [907,137] and lost! 2 days, 21:39:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/19 21:56:48] AssDisaster [133/877] has challenged vodka- [116/562] in combat and won! 17 days, 03:12:40 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/12/19 03:06:30] webvictim, apiw and Gawble [85/1676] have team battled AssDisaster, n0suchth1ng and vodka- [662/2053] at [952,284] and lost! 10 days, 14:41:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/19 10:18:48] electrostat, carblolymer and Gawble [240/2481] have team battled MPenguin, AssDisaster and LittleBro [162/2398] at [926,463] and won! 7 days, 04:12:07 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/19 18:44:02] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 23:22:16 towards level 70.
[09/13/19 03:56:47] AssDisaster [647/877] has challenged osannatas [179/749] in combat and won! 15 days, 12:43:12 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/13/19 23:06:22] AssDisaster and Vengeance have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/19 01:56:47] Demeisen [29/1105] has challenged AssDisaster [240/877] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:37:04 is added to Demeisen's clock.
[09/14/19 10:30:28] AssDisaster, ricin and weylin [1972/3417] have team battled Demeisen, L and <heroicSoda> [362/1863] at [99,440] and won! 1 day, 18:01:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/19 10:35:56] AssDisaster, ricin and weylin [804/3417] have team battled Demeisen, webvictim and Kackis [1123/2409] at [222,443] and lost! 1 day, 09:36:05 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/19 13:56:49] osannatas [90/749] has challenged AssDisaster [390/877] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:34:04 is added to osannatas's clock.
[09/14/19 23:45:30] Kackis, AssDisaster, ricin, and Gawble have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/14/19 23:49:45] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:08:55 towards level 70.
[09/15/19 05:56:47] AssDisaster [235/877] has challenged Gawble [349/660] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:27:17 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/15/19 08:51:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 39 days, 09:27:13 toward level 70.
[09/15/19 09:56:47] Lothar [68/734] has challenged AssDisaster [524/877] in combat and lost! 60 days, 00:58:31 is added to Lothar's clock.
[09/15/19 19:46:06] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:22:21 towards level 70.
[09/16/19 05:35:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 18 days, 09:26:01 toward level 70.
[09/16/19 12:56:48] Doctor_Colossus [137/1043] has challenged AssDisaster [346/877] in combat and lost! 29 days, 12:59:13 is added to Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[09/17/19 06:12:38] AssDisaster reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! AssDisaster's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/17/19 07:56:48] AssDisaster [707/881] has challenged SelfishShellfish [594/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:53:10 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/17/19 08:10:38] AssDisaster, nixxon and apiw [1491/1568] have team battled Lothar, dukwon and Demeisen [131/2728] at [750,650] and won! 0 days, 21:19:30 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/19 04:02:05] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:35 towards level 70.
[09/18/19 04:09:39] AssDisaster met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:34:47 from level 70.
[09/18/19 13:06:55] dukwon, Doctor_Colossus and webvictim [491/2513] have team battled nixxon, osannatas and AssDisaster [1885/1995] at [724,16] and lost! 0 days, 10:13:12 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/19 13:56:47] AssDisaster [489/881] has challenged Angry_Bartender [680/807] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:43:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/18/19 16:45:45] apiw, Balthazar and AssDisaster [1582/1719] have team battled Mag, JoeK and RichardG867 [1487/1862] at [919,839] and won! 1 day, 03:49:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/19 00:56:20] TheSilentLink, weylin and RichardG867 [1663/2328] have team battled AssDisaster, vodka- and webvictim [1962/2034] at [888,972] and lost! 1 day, 09:17:06 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/19 07:30:44] electrostat, MPenguin and SelfishShellfish [836/2852] have team battled AssDisaster, RichardG867 and webvictim [784/2333] at [520,699] and won! 33 days, 22:29:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/19 09:55:20] Kackis, vodka- and webvictim [291/1870] have team battled SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and carblolymer [1735/1937] at [626,548] and lost! 0 days, 03:19:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/19 22:35:04] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:20:03 towards level 70.
[09/20/19 01:32:14] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:24:30 towards level 70.
[09/20/19 01:56:04] Jeremias, Angry_Bartender and Zesty [386/2481] have team battled Vengeance, bboston7 and AssDisaster [524/1960] at [273,156] and lost! 1 day, 16:19:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/19 02:18:19] osannatas, AssDisaster, <heroicSoda>, and n0suchth1ng have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/20/19 16:05:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 06:10:36 from level 70.
[09/20/19 18:35:56] dukwon, Tadruien and Volkor [1301/2103] have team battled AssDisaster, RichardG867 and arcade_droid [312/2274] at [257,311] and won! 0 days, 12:35:29 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/19 05:01:49] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:48:34 towards level 70.
[09/21/19 23:26:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 2 days, 15:20:36 toward level 70.
[09/22/19 08:56:49] AssDisaster [56/881] has challenged MPenguin [402/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:47:11 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/22/19 11:12:17] Jeremias, electrostat and ricin [1897/3597] have team battled nixxon, Demeisen and AssDisaster [1996/2350] at [72,965] and lost! 0 days, 15:40:51 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/19 20:56:48] AssDisaster [389/881] has challenged electrostat [910/1448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:45:26 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/23/19 01:56:49] AssDisaster [380/881] has challenged MPenguin [665/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:56:10 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/23/19 10:11:23] AssDisaster reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! AssDisaster's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/23/19 18:56:28] DoctorRaptorMD [152/761] has come upon AssDisaster [587/885] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 06:31:55 is added to DoctorRaptorMD's clock.
[09/24/19 04:49:51] Demeisen, Jeremias and TheSilentLink [1412/2177] have team battled n0suchth1ng, AssDisaster and <heroicSoda> [1823/1862] at [578,345] and lost! 0 days, 05:49:14 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/19 08:56:49] Mag [73/487] has challenged AssDisaster [808/885] in combat and lost! 102 days, 12:27:45 is added to Mag's clock.
[09/24/19 14:07:20] weylin, Angry_Bartender and Kackis [1340/2520] have team battled vodka-, Demeisen and AssDisaster [2336/2556] at [590,213] and lost! 18 days, 16:32:31 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/19 05:56:49] electrostat [354/1448] has challenged AssDisaster [356/885] in combat and lost! 13 days, 19:25:05 is added to electrostat's clock.
[09/25/19 07:42:47] AssDisaster, nixxon and Volkor [1080/1828] have team battled Tadruien, Mag and DoctorRaptorMD [1612/1899] at [888,940] and lost! 1 day, 07:30:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/19 08:56:48] AssDisaster [618/885] has challenged entreX [257/315] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:08:37 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/25/19 09:56:47] electrostat [1267/1448] has challenged AssDisaster [201/885] in combat and won! 28 days, 09:40:23 is removed from electrostat's clock.
[09/25/19 15:09:41] Tadruien, Mag and Tjololo [140/1900] have team battled AssDisaster, nixxon and Volkor [1502/1828] at [997,865] and lost! 1 day, 19:06:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/19 17:34:22] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:35 towards level 70.
[09/26/19 04:56:49] AssDisaster [336/885] has challenged ricin [662/1544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:48:22 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/26/19 11:02:12] <heroicSoda>, carblolymer and weylin [6/1792] have team battled AssDisaster, Balthazar and Volkor [690/1979] at [766,691] and lost! 0 days, 20:15:05 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/19 15:57:54] Tadruien, Balthazar and Vengeance [768/1778] have team battled AssDisaster, Volkor and ricin [848/3008] at [633,653] and lost! 0 days, 01:40:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/19 18:56:47] AssDisaster [38/885] has challenged arcade_droid [347/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:27:46 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/27/19 14:56:47] AssDisaster [123/885] has challenged nixxon [112/364] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:47:30 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/27/19 18:56:49] bboston7 [160/471] has challenged AssDisaster [26/885] in combat and won! 347 days, 10:16:16 is removed from bboston7's clock.
[09/27/19 21:56:47] AssDisaster [190/885] has challenged carblolymer [13/429] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:25:16 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/28/19 03:56:47] Gawble [639/773] has challenged AssDisaster [343/885] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:43:10 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[09/28/19 18:24:17] Volkor, entreX and <heroicSoda> [228/1262] have team battled AssDisaster, RichardG867 and Tadruien [1708/2406] at [460,575] and lost! 0 days, 05:27:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/19 19:24:42] AssDisaster and n0suchth1ng have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/19 00:56:49] Tadruien [8/651] has challenged AssDisaster [134/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:25:28 is added to Tadruien's clock.
[09/29/19 06:46:58] AssDisaster and Tjololo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/19 08:56:48] AssDisaster [568/885] has challenged ricin [1197/1544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:21:29 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/29/19 12:56:47] carblolymer [281/429] has challenged AssDisaster [547/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:40 is added to carblolymer's clock.
[09/29/19 20:26:22] bboston7, DoctorRaptorMD and entreX [825/1548] have team battled MPenguin, AssDisaster and RichardG867 [2499/2532] at [378,196] and lost! 0 days, 02:05:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/19 01:40:25] entreX, nixxon and webvictim [1164/1283] have team battled electrostat, dukwon and AssDisaster [2554/3219] at [510,75] and lost! 0 days, 01:27:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/19 03:09:13] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:35 towards level 70.
[09/30/19 16:48:49] carblolymer and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/19 16:56:49] AssDisaster [233/885] has challenged bboston7 [372/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:58:04 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/30/19 19:16:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 09:53:30 toward level 70.
[10/01/19 00:56:48] SelfishShellfish [235/613] has challenged AssDisaster [255/885] in combat and lost! 39 days, 05:22:30 is added to SelfishShellfish's clock.
[10/01/19 05:56:49] AssDisaster [132/885] has challenged Tadruien [331/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:42:18 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/01/19 10:56:49] JoeK [168/528] has challenged AssDisaster [38/885] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:23:10 is removed from JoeK's clock.
[10/01/19 13:55:14] AssDisaster lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:36:22 from level 70.
[10/01/19 19:56:47] AssDisaster [764/885] has challenged arcade_droid [10/554] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:56:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/01/19 19:56:47] AssDisaster has dealt arcade_droid a Critical Strike! 5 days, 08:39:15 is added to arcade_droid's clock.
[10/02/19 00:56:47] AssDisaster [634/885] has challenged MPenguin [429/777] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:04:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/02/19 15:34:47] Vengeance, osannatas and AssDisaster [324/2247] have team battled TheSilentLink, RichardG867 and webvictim [1248/1986] at [605,801] and lost! 0 days, 00:32:34 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/19 18:50:08] AssDisaster [787/960] has challenged Balthazar [159/532] in combat and won! 173 days, 01:33:12 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/02/19 19:41:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 451 days, 16:31:33 toward level 71.
[10/02/19 22:46:53] AssDisaster, entreX and MPenguin [1108/2146] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, Diamond and ricin [2681/2814] at [402,932] and lost! 1 day, 09:10:10 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/19 05:59:54] AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and osannatas [50/2223] have team battled pacology, Mag and ricin [1683/2522] at [1022,722] and lost! 6 days, 21:06:50 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/19 08:38:30] AssDisaster, Volkor and osannatas [1624/2289] have team battled ricin, Mag and TheSilentLink [1963/2544] at [1006,974] and lost! 82 days, 16:11:55 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/19 18:56:49] vodka- [411/566] has challenged AssDisaster [225/960] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:08:49 is removed from vodka-'s clock.
[10/04/19 05:41:38] AssDisaster, ricin and Demeisen [1608/3609] have team battled Angry_Bartender, pacology and MPenguin [1296/2075] at [878,382] and won! 56 days, 19:24:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/19 22:56:49] AssDisaster [16/960] has challenged L [234/396] in combat and lost! 79 days, 15:35:19 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/05/19 02:57:38] <heroicSoda>, AssDisaster and pacology [1738/1818] have team battled TheSilentLink, entreX and Tadruien [789/1573] at [28,934] and won! 0 days, 14:39:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/19 03:19:47] Tadruien, entreX and DoctorRaptorMD [378/1762] have team battled JoeK, AssDisaster and <heroicSoda> [272/1855] at [246,864] and won! 1 day, 04:26:14 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/19 05:00:58] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 85 days, 03:56:56 towards level 71.
[10/05/19 05:56:47] AssDisaster [444/960] has challenged JoeK [212/528] in combat and won! 192 days, 08:14:49 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/05/19 06:27:19] Balthazar, JoeK and AssDisaster [758/2020] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, L and carblolymer [1060/1527] at [516,889] and lost! 0 days, 12:52:20 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/19 07:19:39] L, Balthazar and bboston7 [1205/1579] have team battled Vengeance, AssDisaster and JoeK [699/2100] at [589,895] and won! 2 days, 22:06:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/19 20:56:49] AssDisaster [754/960] has challenged L [385/396] in combat and won! 112 days, 16:19:20 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/05/19 21:56:47] AssDisaster [607/960] has challenged Jeremias [435/599] in combat and won! 107 days, 09:59:26 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/06/19 00:56:49] AssDisaster [541/960] has challenged SelfishShellfish [547/613] in combat and lost! 64 days, 16:28:24 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/06/19 06:56:47] AssDisaster [570/960] has challenged RichardG867 [82/870] in combat and won! 125 days, 07:23:19 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/06/19 14:20:30] pacology, DoctorRaptorMD and electrostat [492/2641] have team battled Vengeance, Meistarin and AssDisaster [96/2170] at [0,427] and won! 0 days, 09:34:01 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/19 06:56:47] Tadruien [311/654] has challenged AssDisaster [396/960] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:43:38 is added to Tadruien's clock.
[10/07/19 08:38:50] DoctorRaptorMD, AssDisaster, pacology, and vodka- have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/07/19 14:56:49] MPenguin [677/777] has challenged AssDisaster [759/960] in combat and lost! 174 days, 04:54:59 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[10/09/19 04:12:47] Kackis, AssDisaster and apiw [195/2052] have team battled L, entreX and ricin [2114/2360] at [776,99] and lost! 17 days, 16:36:59 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/19 16:16:23] webvictim, TheSilentLink and nixxon [579/1499] have team battled Tadruien, AssDisaster and Kackis [1930/2383] at [824,290] and lost! 0 days, 21:16:31 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/19 02:19:09] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 45 days, 19:37:02 towards level 71.
[10/10/19 08:16:08] Tadruien, osannatas and TheSilentLink [262/1933] have team battled apiw, AssDisaster and Zesty [433/2343] at [974,247] and lost! 0 days, 04:15:55 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/19 14:40:15] bboston7, Jeremias and Pontuzz [642/1491] have team battled AssDisaster, Mag and dukwon [665/2355] at [49,306] and lost! 0 days, 20:57:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/19 18:56:49] Jeremias [62/580] has challenged AssDisaster [390/960] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:57:54 is added to Jeremias's clock.
[10/11/19 07:06:28] Gawble, Doctor_Colossus and L [586/2217] have team battled AssDisaster, Zesty and MPenguin [451/2797] at [592,1020] and won! 0 days, 06:54:25 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/19 08:56:48] AssDisaster [537/960] has challenged Tadruien [189/654] in combat and won! 83 days, 10:23:54 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/11/19 13:13:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 26 days, 14:14:34 from level 71.
[10/11/19 21:56:48] arcade_droid [236/577] has challenged AssDisaster [721/960] in combat and lost! 41 days, 15:17:28 is added to arcade_droid's clock.
[10/11/19 23:52:42] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 36 days, 13:04:52 towards level 71.
[10/12/19 03:22:16] Angry_Bartender, Vengeance and AssDisaster [75/2327] have team battled Volkor, weylin and Meistarin [596/2179] at [26,676] and lost! 0 days, 11:22:15 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/19 15:07:58] AssDisaster has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 33 days, 09:05:54 from level 71.
[10/13/19 03:48:15] TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [2116/2530] have team battled Kackis, webvictim and Meistarin [440/1970] at [35,443] and won! 0 days, 14:55:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/19 06:37:33] AssDisaster [691/960] has come upon weylin [512/996] and taken them in combat! 76 days, 13:38:07 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/13/19 14:30:31] arcade_droid, Diamond and AssDisaster [2170/2216] have team battled Balthazar, MPenguin and Jeremias [1326/1889] at [785,577] and won! 65 days, 05:14:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/19 16:56:47] AssDisaster [63/960] has challenged ricin [13/1544] in combat and won! 59 days, 23:28:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/14/19 10:32:01] theluke [47/238] has challenged AssDisaster [919/960] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:37:32 is added to theluke's clock.
[10/14/19 14:02:16] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 23:51:36 towards level 71.
[10/14/19 14:56:47] AssDisaster [247/960] has challenged Zesty [918/1060] in combat and lost! 16 days, 17:30:39 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/14/19 15:22:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 79 days, 00:18:18 toward level 71.
[10/14/19 15:31:48] Kackis, Balthazar and bboston7 [1071/1952] have team battled AssDisaster, Gawble and Vengeance [2022/2318] at [998,63] and lost! 0 days, 07:03:23 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/19 18:56:47] AssDisaster [809/960] has challenged dukwon [107/896] in combat and won! 18 days, 12:21:56 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/14/19 18:56:47] In the fierce battle, dukwon dropped his level 47 charm! AssDisaster picks it up, tossing his old level 45 charm to dukwon.
[10/14/19 19:10:04] AssDisaster [808/962] has come upon dukwon [316/894] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 17:40:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/14/19 19:56:49] vodka- [422/566] has challenged AssDisaster [317/962] in combat and won! 27 days, 10:16:45 is removed from vodka-'s clock.
[10/15/19 02:34:01] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 21:16:38 towards level 71.
[10/15/19 02:56:49] AssDisaster [596/962] has challenged pacology [206/491] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:17:38 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/15/19 03:58:43] AssDisaster, JoeK and Kackis [1749/2259] have team battled Vengeance, Demeisen and weylin [1815/2708] at [751,871] and lost! 14 days, 01:33:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/19 17:18:29] Diamond, Balthazar and pacology [776/1703] have team battled Demeisen, AssDisaster and osannatas [1121/2854] at [979,203] and lost! 0 days, 00:52:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/19 18:10:59] Mag [114/603] has challenged AssDisaster [80/962] in combat and won! 298 days, 11:02:27 is removed from Mag's clock.
[10/15/19 21:13:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 20 days, 01:56:33 from level 71.
[10/16/19 00:56:49] carblolymer [329/429] has challenged AssDisaster [248/962] in combat and won! 22 days, 00:57:14 is removed from carblolymer's clock.
[10/16/19 23:25:18] Volkor [499/643] has come upon AssDisaster [293/962] and taken them in combat! 53 days, 03:48:43 is removed from Volkor's clock.
[10/18/19 04:56:49] TheSilentLink [34/530] has challenged AssDisaster [428/962] in combat and lost! 24 days, 12:12:08 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[10/18/19 06:56:49] Volkor [477/643] has challenged AssDisaster [484/962] in combat and lost! 21 days, 19:34:02 is added to Volkor's clock.
[10/20/19 12:00:51] entreX, AssDisaster and TheSilentLink [379/1929] have team battled carblolymer, Gawble and Balthazar [53/1719] at [802,407] and won! 2 days, 02:20:37 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/19 15:12:20] weylin, webvictim, AssDisaster, and Vengeance have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/21/19 22:18:23] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:53:11 towards level 71.
[10/22/19 00:19:19] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:58:55 towards level 71.
[10/22/19 07:56:48] AssDisaster [6/966] has challenged Jeremias [2/580] in combat and won! 14 days, 20:53:01 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/22/19 14:16:56] Lothar, AssDisaster and Zesty [1263/2765] have team battled apiw, electrostat and JoeK [1049/2302] at [125,986] and won! 19 days, 01:54:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/19 06:56:49] AssDisaster [438/966] has challenged Jeremias [143/580] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:44:35 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/23/19 10:56:47] AssDisaster [806/966] has challenged electrostat [478/1448] in combat and won! 13 days, 08:36:45 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/23/19 16:01:47] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:50:41 towards level 71.
[10/23/19 16:56:48] AssDisaster [920/966] has challenged webvictim [158/603] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:16:05 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/23/19 22:56:48] carblolymer [240/429] has challenged AssDisaster [653/966] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:41:50 is added to carblolymer's clock.
[10/24/19 00:43:34] Jeremias, apiw and AssDisaster [1491/1872] have team battled TheSilentLink, arcade_droid and electrostat [1324/2558] at [37,557] and won! 2 days, 10:47:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/19 00:56:48] AssDisaster [816/966] has challenged Angry_Bartender [522/777] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:16:32 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/24/19 23:06:34] Vengeance, SelfishShellfish and Lothar [957/1991] have team battled Meistarin, AssDisaster and MPenguin [711/2341] at [311,464] and won! 15 days, 02:25:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/19 02:53:02] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:06:25 towards level 71.
[10/26/19 03:56:49] nixxon [134/508] has challenged AssDisaster [520/966] in combat and lost! 10 days, 04:47:39 is added to nixxon's clock.
[10/27/19 04:21:28] pacology, bboston7 and Demeisen [369/2264] have team battled <heroicSoda>, AssDisaster and osannatas [958/2102] at [35,881] and lost! 1 day, 11:03:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/19 06:53:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 17 days, 05:12:57 toward level 71.
[10/27/19 06:56:49] Jeremias [238/593] has challenged AssDisaster [150/966] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:13:51 is removed from Jeremias's clock.
[10/27/19 07:41:39] Tjololo, Jeremias and JoeK [310/1854] have team battled AssDisaster, osannatas and MPenguin [107/2509] at [4,575] and won! 1 day, 12:12:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/19 07:48:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 16 days, 20:16:45 from level 71.
[10/27/19 09:10:33] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:44:18 towards level 71.
[10/28/19 01:37:43] Diamond, AssDisaster and osannatas [1845/2408] have team battled TheSilentLink, pacology and weylin [941/2021] at [561,607] and won! 7 days, 04:38:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/19 11:43:48] vodka-, AssDisaster and weylin [239/2536] have team battled Diamond, MPenguin and pacology [62/1940] at [393,497] and won! 0 days, 21:33:07 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/19 14:56:49] Zesty [754/1066] has challenged AssDisaster [758/966] in combat and lost! 147 days, 08:11:58 is added to Zesty's clock.
[10/29/19 00:06:58] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:56:34 towards level 71.
[10/29/19 05:56:47] vodka- [230/566] has challenged AssDisaster [888/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:43:12 is added to vodka-'s clock.
[10/29/19 11:11:49] Lothar and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/19 20:40:57] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:22:50 towards level 71.
[10/30/19 10:24:40] Demeisen, Meistarin and SelfishShellfish [857/2357] have team battled RichardG867, AssDisaster and Zesty [2016/2898] at [442,822] and lost! 0 days, 23:44:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/19 15:58:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 6 days, 21:01:26 toward level 71.
[10/30/19 21:30:51] AssDisaster lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:35:27 from level 71.
[10/31/19 00:26:07] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:15 towards level 71.
[10/31/19 21:56:47] Kackis [242/757] has challenged AssDisaster [8/966] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:25:06 is removed from Kackis's clock.
[10/31/19 23:31:12] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:27 towards level 71.
[10/31/19 23:58:21] AssDisaster, Zesty and vodka- [1673/2641] have team battled Tjololo, Meistarin and Volkor [124/1976] at [874,115] and won! 0 days, 13:33:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/19 15:12:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1 day, 12:20:09 toward level 71.
[11/01/19 16:56:48] AssDisaster [420/966] has challenged Zesty [559/1066] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:23:08 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/01/19 21:56:48] AssDisaster [734/966] has challenged idlerpg [1506/1545] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:36:01 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/02/19 12:10:33] AssDisaster misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:46:34 from level 71.
[11/02/19 23:07:33] AssDisaster, ricin and Zesty [583/3576] have team battled Vengeance, pacology and Meistarin [1362/1724] at [934,759] and lost! 0 days, 03:14:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/19 23:37:46] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:54 towards level 71.
[11/03/19 00:56:47] TheSilentLink [96/530] has challenged AssDisaster [613/966] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:06:53 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[11/03/19 06:00:12] nixxon, AssDisaster and Diamond [2159/2167] have team battled arcade_droid, ricin and Meistarin [1865/2705] at [665,826] and won! 0 days, 02:12:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/19 14:50:34] AssDisaster [344/966] has challenged nixxon [184/525] in combat and won! 207 days, 19:08:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/03/19 17:29:04] Gawble, ricin and Vengeance [1992/2938] have team battled Meistarin, Tjololo and AssDisaster [1163/2299] at [914,686] and won! 7 days, 21:55:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/19 19:42:18] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 91 days, 10:03:06 towards level 72.
[11/04/19 00:01:54] AssDisaster, Tjololo and Meistarin [1808/2299] have team battled Vengeance, ricin and Gawble [1765/2938] at [970,610] and won! 5 days, 18:08:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/19 05:56:48] AssDisaster [538/966] has challenged apiw [104/330] in combat and won! 142 days, 14:30:32 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/04/19 19:32:52] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 128 days, 06:53:53 towards level 72.
[11/04/19 23:56:48] AssDisaster [683/966] has challenged Mag [448/603] in combat and won! 265 days, 12:18:26 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/05/19 02:56:48] AssDisaster [955/966] has challenged TheSilentLink [433/530] in combat and won! 106 days, 15:38:42 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/06/19 04:30:35] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 78 days, 02:31:00 towards level 72.
[11/06/19 08:53:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 105 days, 09:56:26 toward level 72.
[11/06/19 09:56:47] AssDisaster [569/966] has challenged Diamond [546/682] in combat and won! 95 days, 13:38:38 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/06/19 19:56:49] Doctor_Colossus [740/1099] has challenged AssDisaster [805/966] in combat and lost! 27 days, 10:27:37 is added to Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[11/06/19 21:56:47] AssDisaster [906/966] has challenged <heroicSoda> [75/370] in combat and won! 55 days, 03:15:33 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/07/19 06:56:47] AssDisaster [899/966] has challenged MPenguin [458/831] in combat and won! 89 days, 10:56:10 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/07/19 11:56:49] AssDisaster [809/966] has challenged Tjololo [297/735] in combat and won! 64 days, 08:53:38 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/07/19 16:28:23] Vengeance and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/19 19:10:13] <heroicSoda>, Zesty and MPenguin [326/2293] have team battled carblolymer, dukwon and AssDisaster [1602/2303] at [519,169] and lost! 15 days, 15:00:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/19 03:38:30] Volkor, Demeisen and Pontuzz [1291/2066] have team battled arcade_droid, osannatas and AssDisaster [762/2295] at [835,337] and won! 0 days, 18:39:56 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/19 05:20:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 48 days, 21:31:34 toward level 72.
[11/08/19 05:56:49] electrostat [829/1448] has challenged AssDisaster [850/966] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:07:28 is added to electrostat's clock.
[11/08/19 10:32:15] <heroicSoda>, dukwon and electrostat [469/2749] have team battled Zesty, webvictim and AssDisaster [2216/2634] at [451,215] and lost! 1 day, 08:39:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/19 17:33:03] dukwon, apiw and SelfishShellfish [289/1869] have team battled arcade_droid, nixxon and AssDisaster [1290/2054] at [723,133] and lost! 1 day, 13:46:40 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/19 22:12:12] Doctor_Colossus, osannatas and AssDisaster [2524/2831] have team battled <heroicSoda>, Zesty and dukwon [678/2367] at [486,358] and won! 20 days, 18:23:03 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/19 00:56:48] Vengeance [566/639] has challenged AssDisaster [841/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:37:50 is added to Vengeance's clock.
[11/09/19 19:56:04] AssDisaster, dukwon and Angry_Bartender [2025/2650] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, osannatas and bboston7 [1094/2492] at [624,170] and won! 3 days, 17:35:51 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/19 02:24:26] Tjololo, arcade_droid and AssDisaster [228/2263] have team battled bboston7, Angry_Bartender and osannatas [1013/2172] at [475,83] and lost! 2 days, 07:03:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/19 23:56:47] AssDisaster [346/966] has challenged JoeK [281/502] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:34:24 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/11/19 19:45:07] AssDisaster was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:32:29 from level 72.
[11/11/19 20:16:33] osannatas, AssDisaster and n0suchth1ng [1041/2349] have team battled ricin, DoctorRaptorMD and Mag [29/2849] at [372,34] and won! 5 days, 02:08:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/19 21:05:20] vodka-, theluke and <heroicSoda> [953/1271] have team battled n0suchth1ng, AssDisaster and Mag [1216/2185] at [521,271] and lost! 1 day, 14:52:38 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/19 00:41:19] webvictim and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/19 00:56:48] AssDisaster [816/966] has challenged Tjololo [333/741] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:37:18 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/12/19 06:10:13] AssDisaster and carblolymer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/19 12:48:06] JoeK, AssDisaster, ricin, and n0suchth1ng have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/12/19 12:56:49] SelfishShellfish [344/650] has challenged AssDisaster [44/966] in combat and won! 250 days, 12:35:40 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[11/13/19 18:01:08] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:19:03 towards level 72.
[11/13/19 22:56:48] Diamond [302/698] has challenged AssDisaster [325/966] in combat and lost! 109 days, 16:11:56 is added to Diamond's clock.
[11/14/19 00:45:08] AssDisaster was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:17:45 from level 72.
[11/14/19 22:36:04] AssDisaster was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:12:50 from level 72.
[11/14/19 23:56:47] arcade_droid [478/563] has challenged AssDisaster [185/966] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:08:30 is removed from arcade_droid's clock.
[11/15/19 20:32:50] Demeisen, electrostat and Tjololo [1869/3360] have team battled apiw, Meistarin and AssDisaster [747/1875] at [901,591] and won! 1 day, 03:03:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/19 05:20:54] AssDisaster was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:46:55 from level 72.
[11/16/19 17:01:49] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:08:12 towards level 72.
[11/17/19 04:56:49] AssDisaster [515/966] has challenged weylin [672/1004] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:08:44 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/17/19 10:10:13] Vengeance, Ginrug and Demeisen [1250/2146] have team battled Meistarin, theluke and AssDisaster [592/1836] at [980,610] and won! 0 days, 10:13:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/19 12:09:54] SelfishShellfish, Vengeance and AssDisaster [826/2394] have team battled nixxon, osannatas and vodka- [1505/1892] at [748,819] and lost! 6 days, 18:19:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/19 23:12:31] SelfishShellfish, carblolymer and apiw [647/1513] have team battled WcktKlwn, AssDisaster and Angry_Bartender [875/2464] at [624,823] and lost! 2 days, 23:16:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/19 06:56:49] AssDisaster [610/966] has challenged WcktKlwn [42/713] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:37:07 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/18/19 19:56:47] AssDisaster [91/966] has challenged carblolymer [356/436] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:12:11 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/19/19 06:41:51] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:58:45 towards level 72.
[11/19/19 08:56:47] MPenguin [375/831] has challenged AssDisaster [109/966] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:12:27 is removed from MPenguin's clock.
[11/19/19 11:56:48] AssDisaster [394/966] has challenged theluke [180/285] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:58:51 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/19/19 14:56:48] vodka- [351/594] has challenged AssDisaster [738/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:14:55 is added to vodka-'s clock.
[11/19/19 17:57:32] pacology, Jeremias and JoeK [1004/1571] have team battled Diamond, AssDisaster and osannatas [843/2437] at [470,916] and won! 0 days, 14:12:40 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/19 19:01:41] pacology and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/19 21:10:01] WcktKlwn [394/713] has challenged AssDisaster [467/966] in combat and lost! 21 days, 17:19:11 is added to WcktKlwn's clock.
[11/19/19 22:56:48] AssDisaster [609/966] has challenged webvictim [354/602] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:20:42 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/20/19 05:15:59] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:50:13 towards level 72.
[11/20/19 06:26:03] electrostat [629/1486] has challenged AssDisaster [282/966] in combat and won! 295 days, 13:40:51 is removed from electrostat's clock.
[11/20/19 07:35:21] JoeK, theluke and carblolymer [236/1225] have team battled nixxon, Tadruien and AssDisaster [1281/2149] at [520,690] and lost! 0 days, 04:02:34 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/19 16:11:37] nixxon, AssDisaster and theluke [458/1776] have team battled JoeK, electrostat and Volkor [2644/2659] at [341,843] and lost! 0 days, 03:07:49 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/19 19:19:34] AssDisaster, RichardG867, DoctorRaptorMD, and n0suchth1ng have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/21/19 00:56:47] AssDisaster [599/966] has challenged nixxon [201/525] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:35:03 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/21/19 07:18:24] pacology, <heroicSoda> and Volkor [1055/1514] have team battled Tadruien, vodka- and AssDisaster [786/2218] at [877,713] and won! 0 days, 14:23:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/19 12:22:30] <heroicSoda>, Volkor and AssDisaster [351/2031] have team battled pacology, vodka- and ricin [342/2593] at [969,864] and won! 1 day, 05:16:30 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/19 20:39:01] AssDisaster and Meistarin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/19 20:56:48] weylin [462/1004] has challenged AssDisaster [101/966] in combat and won! 152 days, 03:11:10 is removed from weylin's clock.
[11/22/19 02:47:25] dukwon, carblolymer and Zesty [996/2405] have team battled AssDisaster, Jeremias and MPenguin [1354/2443] at [197,548] and lost! 20 days, 04:51:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/19 02:56:47] AssDisaster [104/966] has challenged Jeremias [273/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:10:40 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/22/19 10:16:34] Angry_Bartender, cities and carblolymer [855/1367] have team battled Zesty, AssDisaster and MPenguin [2147/2855] at [193,586] and lost! 0 days, 01:14:49 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/19 11:01:17] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:27:00 towards level 72.
[11/22/19 13:17:23] AssDisaster ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:12:50 from level 72.
[11/22/19 14:56:48] Gawble [617/634] has challenged AssDisaster [164/966] in combat and won! 18 days, 09:26:27 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[11/22/19 17:03:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 5 days, 20:07:41 toward level 72.
[11/22/19 19:12:42] Tadruien and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/19 23:56:47] AssDisaster [164/966] has challenged MPenguin [400/831] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:38:27 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/23/19 03:10:24] AssDisaster, electrostat and Tadruien [2373/3110] have team battled carblolymer, apiw and Meistarin [260/1350] at [370,983] and won! 0 days, 20:49:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/19 05:56:47] AssDisaster [772/966] has challenged Ginrug [197/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:26:37 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/23/19 06:44:51] AssDisaster was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:07:52 from level 72.
[11/23/19 12:33:04] apiw, <heroicSoda> and AssDisaster [611/1690] have team battled n0suchth1ng, electrostat and JoeK [2059/2603] at [349,869] and lost! 0 days, 11:52:26 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/19 13:02:52] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:51 towards level 72.
[11/23/19 22:56:49] AssDisaster [803/966] has challenged TheSilentLink [219/530] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:40:59 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/24/19 00:56:47] DoctorRaptorMD [481/723] has challenged AssDisaster [195/966] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:55:49 is removed from DoctorRaptorMD's clock.
[11/24/19 06:28:01] Meistarin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/19 09:56:47] AssDisaster [260/966] has challenged Angry_Bartender [606/783] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:49:02 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/24/19 17:31:58] AssDisaster lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:38:15 from level 72.
[11/25/19 00:09:49] JoeK, bboston7 and SelfishShellfish [916/1907] have team battled electrostat, AssDisaster and sm0g [1229/2754] at [342,194] and lost! 0 days, 04:29:18 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/19 06:29:25] DoctorRaptorMD, dukwon and Tjololo [463/2377] have team battled AssDisaster, Meistarin and WcktKlwn [777/2265] at [222,976] and lost! 0 days, 03:23:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/19 18:56:47] carblolymer [288/436] has challenged AssDisaster [623/966] in combat and lost! 78 days, 16:09:39 is added to carblolymer's clock.
[11/26/19 01:56:48] SelfishShellfish [487/774] has challenged AssDisaster [249/966] in combat and won! 161 days, 10:48:58 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[11/26/19 10:10:55] Vengeance, SelfishShellfish and Tjololo [1834/2196] have team battled bboston7, Demeisen and AssDisaster [880/2714] at [244,477] and won! 67 days, 04:57:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/19 12:33:15] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:53 towards level 72.
[11/26/19 12:47:04] AssDisaster [429/966] has challenged nixxon [282/528] in combat and won! 207 days, 22:01:27 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/27/19 05:29:25] arcade_droid, Lothar and dukwon [218/2189] have team battled MPenguin, AssDisaster and Ginrug [1471/2161] at [204,532] and lost! 4 days, 07:11:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/19 09:56:48] Tadruien [577/658] has challenged AssDisaster [448/966] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:01:06 is removed from Tadruien's clock.
[11/28/19 20:15:01] Diamond, apiw and JoeK [364/1535] have team battled carblolymer, AssDisaster and n0suchth1ng [1844/2012] at [6,725] and lost! 2 days, 01:19:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/19 05:56:48] Mag [199/603] has challenged AssDisaster [470/966] in combat and lost! 17 days, 20:57:51 is added to Mag's clock.
[11/29/19 08:52:35] JoeK, Demeisen and AssDisaster [2472/2593] have team battled pacology, Vengeance and vodka- [651/1749] at [283,803] and won! 7 days, 15:46:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/19 08:56:48] Lothar [10/727] has challenged AssDisaster [685/966] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:13:50 is added to Lothar's clock.
[11/29/19 14:48:36] Decobus [66/243] has challenged AssDisaster [815/966] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:27:34 is added to Decobus's clock.
[11/29/19 18:59:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 681 days, 22:15:05 toward level 73.
[11/29/19 21:31:11] AssDisaster was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 58 days, 08:02:46 from level 73.
[11/30/19 00:50:41] Mag and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/19 04:56:49] Tjololo [741/743] has challenged AssDisaster [345/966] in combat and won! 38 days, 02:49:46 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[11/30/19 05:57:54] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 86 days, 06:42:12 towards level 73.
[11/30/19 16:56:48] weylin [657/1011] has challenged AssDisaster [192/979] in combat and won! 41 days, 15:29:43 is removed from weylin's clock.
[12/01/19 03:56:47] AssDisaster [270/979] has challenged osannatas [736/818] in combat and lost! 55 days, 18:33:04 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/01/19 07:56:49] AssDisaster [761/979] has challenged theluke [184/293] in combat and won! 67 days, 17:58:47 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/01/19 11:32:52] bboston7, Meistarin and TheSilentLink [1324/1761] have team battled AssDisaster, vodka- and Angry_Bartender [37/2379] at [962,760] and won! 0 days, 22:12:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/19 14:56:49] vodka- [145/617] has challenged AssDisaster [938/979] in combat and lost! 15 days, 03:06:48 is added to vodka-'s clock.
[12/02/19 00:31:26] AssDisaster sharpened the edge of his weapon! AssDisaster's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/02/19 07:32:28] AssDisaster met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 61 days, 13:31:05 from level 73.
[12/02/19 17:53:35] Gawble and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/19 22:06:52] AssDisaster left his weapon out in the rain to rust! AssDisaster's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/02/19 23:32:21] Ginrug, Volkor and pacology [510/1478] have team battled AssDisaster, n0suchth1ng and Doctor_Colossus [648/2711] at [193,798] and lost! 0 days, 10:22:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/19 10:33:54] Angry_Bartender, n0suchth1ng and Vengeance [1196/2067] have team battled AssDisaster, Meistarin and weylin [1679/2564] at [564,741] and lost! 30 days, 01:46:27 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/19 15:37:10] Ginrug, Volkor and AssDisaster [1062/1998] have team battled Vengeance, n0suchth1ng and ricin [818/2831] at [32,827] and won! 2 days, 01:50:00 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/19 05:55:03] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 62 days, 01:09:59 towards level 73.
[12/04/19 10:56:47] bboston7 [73/651] has challenged AssDisaster [782/973] in combat and lost! 36 days, 08:46:34 is added to bboston7's clock.
[12/05/19 00:56:48] JoeK [458/510] has challenged AssDisaster [234/973] in combat and won! 156 days, 00:36:05 is removed from JoeK's clock.
[12/05/19 01:37:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 150 days, 08:58:45 toward level 73.
[12/05/19 16:56:47] AssDisaster [401/973] has challenged Volkor [436/661] in combat and lost! 38 days, 01:02:58 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/05/19 21:56:47] AssDisaster [150/973] has challenged RichardG867 [782/871] in combat and lost! 46 days, 04:54:18 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/06/19 01:29:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 223 days, 18:36:52 toward level 73.
[12/06/19 07:56:47] AssDisaster [109/973] has challenged n0suchth1ng [197/605] in combat and lost! 30 days, 04:27:04 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/06/19 15:20:12] TheSilentLink and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/19 02:56:48] AssDisaster [786/973] has challenged Tadruien [453/658] in combat and won! 60 days, 09:38:45 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/07/19 23:26:55] AssDisaster, electrostat and Decobus [840/2731] have team battled dukwon, L and theluke [518/1600] at [363,677] and won! 0 days, 05:42:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/19 11:13:52] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 15:05:50 towards level 73.
[12/09/19 20:56:48] <heroicSoda> [41/398] has challenged AssDisaster [216/973] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:44:11 is added to <heroicSoda>'s clock.
[12/10/19 05:56:47] AssDisaster [274/973] has challenged SelfishShellfish [61/774] in combat and won! 43 days, 21:20:32 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/10/19 08:56:49] AssDisaster [137/973] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [1046/1077] in combat and lost! 21 days, 09:58:44 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/10/19 10:24:09] AssDisaster and nixxon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/19 16:22:09] Lothar, AssDisaster and bboston7 [795/2368] have team battled webvictim, weylin and Angry_Bartender [670/2379] at [122,110] and won! 42 days, 08:13:22 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/19 21:38:16] Zesty, pacology and AssDisaster [210/2523] have team battled TheSilentLink, webvictim and Angry_Bartender [346/1888] at [87,225] and lost! 0 days, 12:23:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/19 22:56:47] AssDisaster [283/973] has challenged arcade_droid [229/546] in combat and won! 23 days, 17:53:53 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/11/19 00:39:18] AssDisaster [403/973] has come upon Gawble [206/634] and taken them in combat! 27 days, 16:49:40 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/11/19 01:56:47] AssDisaster [738/973] has challenged Volkor [449/661] in combat and won! 17 days, 16:56:46 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/11/19 01:56:47] In the fierce battle, Volkor dropped his level 50 pair of gloves! AssDisaster picks it up, tossing his old level 36 pair of gloves to Volkor.
[12/11/19 09:43:08] Vengeance, Doctor_Colossus and Tadruien [2301/2414] have team battled SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and theluke [770/2085] at [160,829] and won! 1 day, 14:19:56 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/19 10:11:45] SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and Vengeance [2141/2441] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Tadruien and Angry_Bartender [1680/2518] at [114,973] and won! 7 days, 19:04:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/19 11:24:57] Vengeance, Tadruien and AssDisaster [606/2325] have team battled theluke, Gawble and Doctor_Colossus [60/2034] at [282,629] and won! 18 days, 10:17:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/19 16:49:13] AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and n0suchth1ng [6/2664] have team battled Tadruien, L and Vengeance [146/1733] at [18,708] and lost! 0 days, 21:11:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/19 18:02:56] AssDisaster ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 22:02:56 from level 73.
[12/11/19 20:56:48] AssDisaster [752/988] has challenged <heroicSoda> [177/398] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:26:17 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/12/19 12:40:14] AssDisaster, Tadruien and apiw [408/1974] have team battled cities, Vengeance and SelfishShellfish [122/1740] at [234,1020] and won! 3 days, 12:32:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/19 13:29:48] TheSilentLink and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/19 15:56:49] Mag [423/603] has challenged AssDisaster [466/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:38:10 is added to Mag's clock.
[12/12/19 19:03:22] Mag and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/19 19:25:43] lobo, Jeremias and carblolymer [746/1127] have team battled pwnstick, Balthazar and AssDisaster [237/1714] at [60,648] and won! 0 days, 00:02:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/19 04:56:49] dukwon [90/911] has challenged AssDisaster [930/988] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:34:09 is added to dukwon's clock.
[12/13/19 09:22:46] AssDisaster and JoshCarter4 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/19 09:56:48] AssDisaster [855/988] has challenged pwnstick [131/186] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:51:12 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/13/19 10:20:23] bboston7 and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/19 04:56:48] AssDisaster [366/988] has challenged dukwon [865/911] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:19:22 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/14/19 04:59:19] sm0g, nixxon and Zesty [1295/1910] have team battled AssDisaster, Gawble and DoctorRaptorMD [1303/2546] at [891,849] and lost! 2 days, 07:45:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/19 19:24:25] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:18:25 towards level 73.
[12/15/19 07:21:09] JoshCarter4 [277/368] has challenged AssDisaster [230/988] in combat and won! 21 days, 00:16:04 is removed from JoshCarter4's clock.
[12/15/19 15:56:48] AssDisaster [432/988] has challenged Tadruien [614/658] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:39:37 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/15/19 22:26:01] Astrid, AssDisaster and Gawble [421/1773] have team battled Zesty, Volkor and <heroicSoda> [1007/2140] at [169,759] and lost! 0 days, 00:50:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/19 01:48:41] carblolymer, apiw and Zesty [1526/1874] have team battled Gawble, AssDisaster and n0suchth1ng [2091/2221] at [73,1007] and lost! 1 day, 17:03:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/19 11:02:38] cities, Demeisen and vodka- [2001/2025] have team battled AssDisaster, ricin and n0suchth1ng [2462/3116] at [46,765] and lost! 1 day, 00:19:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/19 12:56:47] AssDisaster [571/988] has challenged TheSilentLink [104/520] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:11:34 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/16/19 21:56:47] AssDisaster [127/988] has challenged MPenguin [283/831] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:31:10 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/17/19 00:49:44] Gawble, apiw and Doctor_Colossus [1289/2044] have team battled Mag, AssDisaster and webvictim [2188/2475] at [74,777] and lost! 0 days, 17:21:45 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/19 12:04:42] AssDisaster got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:03:52 from level 73.
[12/18/19 08:04:48] MPenguin, Zesty and AssDisaster [954/2916] have team battled dukwon, apiw and RichardG867 [1600/2110] at [964,694] and lost! 9 days, 23:03:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/19 21:31:50] AssDisaster was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:05:12 from level 73.
[12/19/19 02:39:40] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:21:38 towards level 73.
[12/19/19 22:56:47] AssDisaster [950/988] has challenged dukwon [765/911] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:39:14 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/22/19 02:39:27] theluke, AssDisaster and bboston7 [1395/1997] have team battled Tjololo, Doctor_Colossus and Decobus [175/2122] at [315,156] and won! 4 days, 05:53:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/19 02:56:47] Diamond [454/701] has challenged AssDisaster [74/988] in combat and won! 228 days, 14:50:40 is removed from Diamond's clock.
[12/22/19 05:56:49] Demeisen, JoshCarter4 and AssDisaster [1097/2477] have team battled Balthazar, bboston7 and Vengeance [1807/1863] at [693,161] and lost! 8 days, 12:30:25 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/19 08:14:33] nixxon, ricin and theluke [618/2449] have team battled AssDisaster, osannatas and Doctor_Colossus [1239/2863] at [24,214] and lost! 3 days, 08:24:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/19 14:37:02] AssDisaster ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:12:16 from level 73.
[12/23/19 00:56:49] AssDisaster [492/988] has challenged Zesty [439/1097] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:13:18 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/23/19 01:58:39] AssDisaster was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:45:33 from level 73.
[12/23/19 07:56:48] AssDisaster [398/988] has challenged apiw [152/307] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:10:42 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/23/19 12:16:26] Meistarin, sm0g, AssDisaster, and theluke have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/19 22:56:49] AssDisaster [299/988] has challenged bboston7 [82/645] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:16:33 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/24/19 14:56:47] AssDisaster [480/988] has challenged TheSilentLink [330/533] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:35:19 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/24/19 14:56:47] AssDisaster has dealt TheSilentLink a Critical Strike! 48 days, 08:26:01 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[12/24/19 15:07:31] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:19:08 towards level 73.
[12/25/19 06:04:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 6 days, 11:13:30 toward level 73.
[12/25/19 06:44:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 8 days, 11:27:11 toward level 73.
[12/26/19 11:06:21] AssDisaster, Vengeance and Decobus [1784/1946] have team battled Ginrug, Balthazar and pwnstick [1187/1196] at [292,757] and won! 0 days, 09:42:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/19 12:56:47] AssDisaster [721/988] has challenged n0suchth1ng [592/603] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:14:59 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/26/19 19:49:00] pacology, AssDisaster and nixxon [1042/1999] have team battled dukwon, bboston7 and sm0g [824/1862] at [443,683] and won! 0 days, 15:28:11 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/19 10:56:49] AssDisaster [695/988] has challenged Ginrug [152/379] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:12:26 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/27/19 18:56:47] <heroicSoda> [45/394] has challenged AssDisaster [124/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:14:48 is added to <heroicSoda>'s clock.
[12/28/19 09:56:49] JoeK [47/510] has challenged AssDisaster [518/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:30 is added to JoeK's clock.
[12/28/19 17:58:48] Zesty, AssDisaster and Lothar [566/2844] have team battled nixxon, Tjololo and Demeisen [1149/2428] at [827,715] and lost! 0 days, 02:18:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/19 19:56:48] AssDisaster [974/988] has challenged Diamond [679/701] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:53:42 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/28/19 21:32:04] AssDisaster, Zesty and Demeisen [2442/3216] have team battled pacology, Meistarin and Diamond [65/1757] at [980,932] and won! 0 days, 01:40:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/19 21:44:38] AssDisaster set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:31:06 from level 73.
[12/29/19 02:22:30] AssDisaster misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:15:37 from level 73.
[12/29/19 05:00:05] AssDisaster [579/988] has challenged JoshCarter4 [123/368] in combat and won! 208 days, 00:54:15 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/29/19 10:31:05] pacology, sm0g and Demeisen [1109/1896] have team battled AssDisaster, Lothar and Decobus [108/2046] at [888,856] and won! 0 days, 10:20:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/19 11:56:49] AssDisaster [180/988] has challenged Vengeance [629/667] in combat and lost! 167 days, 18:50:43 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/29/19 13:14:05] Vengeance, Mag and AssDisaster [536/2569] have team battled sm0g, Demeisen and bboston7 [254/2082] at [688,994] and won! 17 days, 08:04:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/19 23:21:48] weylin, pacology and Doctor_Colossus [1914/2549] have team battled osannatas, n0suchth1ng and AssDisaster [1911/2385] at [1009,861] and won! 0 days, 05:41:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/19 15:36:41] RichardG867, n0suchth1ng and dukwon [1231/2377] have team battled ricin, <heroicSoda> and AssDisaster [2748/2911] at [1007,448] and lost! 7 days, 23:52:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/19 18:35:42] AssDisaster and Mag have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/19 03:50:07] AssDisaster walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 171 days, 06:11:49 from level 74.
[12/31/19 12:42:20] AssDisaster, Volkor and Tadruien [2025/2296] have team battled MPenguin, PurpleJillybeans and Vengeance [1140/1677] at [162,733] and won! 61 days, 02:54:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/19 15:35:57] Volkor, MPenguin and PurpleJillybeans [661/1666] have team battled sm0g, Vengeance and AssDisaster [158/1956] at [202,803] and won! 0 days, 00:39:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/19 22:56:47] AssDisaster [607/988] has challenged pacology [329/475] in combat and won! 216 days, 14:38:56 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/01/20 01:56:59] cities, PurpleJillybeans and sm0g [215/802] have team battled AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and Diamond [1967/2760] at [79,910] and lost! 0 days, 02:38:38 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/20 20:04:52] AssDisaster lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 87 days, 00:30:00 from level 74.
[01/01/20 22:14:03] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 184 days, 11:21:42 towards level 74.
[01/02/20 03:56:34] AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and Diamond [981/2221] have team battled pztrn, <heroicSoda> and Volkor [140/1395] at [183,953] and won! 13 days, 08:05:26 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/20 05:56:48] Volkor [522/651] has challenged AssDisaster [504/988] in combat and won! 52 days, 09:43:44 is removed from Volkor's clock.
[01/02/20 11:42:53] AssDisaster met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 241 days, 00:15:59 from level 74.
[01/03/20 03:06:03] webvictim and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/20 07:13:23] sm0g, JoeK and TheSilentLink [1084/1386] have team battled Angry_Bartender, Mag and AssDisaster [1953/2693] at [786,229] and lost! 6 days, 16:16:35 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/20 21:38:45] RichardG867, AssDisaster and weylin [849/2870] have team battled n0suchth1ng, Decobus and nixxon [595/1427] at [362,119] and won! 3 days, 09:54:31 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/20 00:56:47] <heroicSoda> [157/394] has challenged AssDisaster [983/988] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:06:26 is added to <heroicSoda>'s clock.
[01/04/20 13:56:47] Zesty [646/1097] has challenged AssDisaster [681/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:05:11 is added to Zesty's clock.
[01/05/20 01:10:56] Mag [796/914] has come upon AssDisaster [209/988] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:11:49 is removed from Mag's clock.
[01/05/20 04:24:32] Doctor_Colossus, vodka- and pztrn [1240/2040] have team battled Vengeance, AssDisaster and Ginrug [537/2025] at [745,890] and won! 16 days, 11:44:54 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/20 06:56:49] AssDisaster [898/988] has challenged Diamond [689/697] in combat and won! 442 days, 16:27:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/06/20 03:56:49] ricin [470/1529] has challenged AssDisaster [544/988] in combat and lost! 51 days, 05:00:04 is added to ricin's clock.
[01/06/20 12:56:47] Gawble [135/639] has challenged AssDisaster [203/988] in combat and lost! 63 days, 04:35:10 is added to Gawble's clock.
[01/06/20 14:17:12] apiw, SelfishShellfish and Diamond [1409/1796] have team battled Volkor, AssDisaster and Lothar [661/2413] at [176,668] and won! 1 day, 02:17:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/20 17:56:48] dukwon [142/887] has challenged AssDisaster [257/988] in combat and lost! 10 days, 21:33:16 is added to dukwon's clock.
[01/06/20 18:31:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 255 days, 11:42:27 toward level 74.
[01/06/20 22:54:21] cities [256/333] has challenged AssDisaster [732/988] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:20:44 is added to cities's clock.
[01/07/20 08:56:49] pztrn [128/350] has challenged AssDisaster [675/994] in combat and lost! 20 days, 14:13:26 is added to pztrn's clock.
[01/08/20 02:32:43] Volkor, pacology and AssDisaster [894/2120] have team battled RichardG867, Zesty and bboston7 [767/2609] at [324,205] and won! 54 days, 19:44:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/20 21:08:11] Decobus, AssDisaster and Mag [79/2196] have team battled pacology, Volkor and DoctorRaptorMD [936/2050] at [566,64] and lost! 0 days, 20:59:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/20 02:52:20] cities [330/333] has come upon AssDisaster [928/994] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:58:49 is added to cities's clock.
[01/09/20 03:21:46] cities [156/333] has come upon AssDisaster [122/994] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:06:46 is removed from cities's clock.
[01/09/20 06:45:36] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 180 days, 23:02:55 towards level 74.
[01/09/20 18:52:22] vodka-, weylin and MPenguin [1680/2469] have team battled cities, JoshCarter4 and AssDisaster [236/1695] at [692,685] and won! 0 days, 15:51:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/20 21:56:49] AssDisaster [836/994] has challenged DoctorRaptorMD [840/924] in combat and lost! 146 days, 07:49:44 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/10/20 08:42:51] Zesty, apiw and carblolymer [1831/1863] have team battled Vengeance, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [1681/2434] at [432,127] and won! 0 days, 18:07:17 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/20 12:02:53] MPenguin, r3v and Lothar [904/2136] have team battled Zesty, AssDisaster and carblolymer [2282/2540] at [492,241] and lost! 0 days, 18:02:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/20 12:56:48] AssDisaster [303/994] has challenged Lothar [7/774] in combat and won! 355 days, 17:58:33 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/11/20 02:56:49] Tadruien [471/657] has challenged AssDisaster [961/994] in combat and lost! 24 days, 19:59:45 is added to Tadruien's clock.
[01/11/20 07:16:38] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 194 days, 09:13:38 towards level 74.
[01/11/20 08:13:04] Tadruien, vodka- and AssDisaster [1709/2278] have team battled Sullivan, dukwon and TheSilentLink [851/1666] at [830,359] and won! 15 days, 12:40:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/20 15:30:47] dukwon, ricin and apiw [698/2733] have team battled webvictim, Gawble and AssDisaster [1629/2224] at [800,65] and lost! 0 days, 05:14:20 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/20 18:02:24] Volkor and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/20 23:56:48] pacology [430/475] has challenged AssDisaster [951/994] in combat and lost! 15 days, 19:46:39 is added to pacology's clock.
[01/12/20 20:54:18] AssDisaster broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 119 days, 03:27:02 from level 74.
[01/13/20 07:56:48] TheSilentLink [486/536] has challenged AssDisaster [30/994] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:13:45 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[01/13/20 08:47:37] LilXanax, Zesty and AssDisaster [727/2391] have team battled Gawble, osannatas and pztrn [1662/1788] at [814,32] and lost! 0 days, 17:30:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/20 09:29:16] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 173 days, 04:19:31 towards level 74.
[01/13/20 11:02:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 444 days, 11:21:18 toward level 74.
[01/14/20 11:56:49] AssDisaster [192/994] has challenged RichardG867 [224/866] in combat and lost! 74 days, 04:43:53 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/14/20 12:56:48] Tjololo [391/742] has challenged AssDisaster [755/994] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:32:08 is added to Tjololo's clock.
[01/14/20 19:42:50] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 44 days, 21:56:36 towards level 74.
[01/14/20 20:56:48] AssDisaster [960/994] has challenged theluke [66/371] in combat and won! 85 days, 07:58:09 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/15/20 09:11:39] AssDisaster and nixxon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/20 09:49:50] AssDisaster and carblolymer have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/20 12:15:06] JoeK, vodka- and Sullivan [497/1288] have team battled apiw, AssDisaster and Volkor [758/1962] at [616,743] and lost! 0 days, 01:37:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/20 12:41:04] Lothar, Decobus and n0suchth1ng [205/1647] have team battled MPenguin, AssDisaster and apiw [1255/2151] at [487,466] and lost! 0 days, 03:31:22 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/20 21:56:49] AssDisaster [874/994] has challenged weylin [46/1019] in combat and won! 115 days, 09:42:10 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/16/20 01:04:36] Sullivan, theluke and Angry_Bartender [820/1284] have team battled AssDisaster, Tjololo and Mag [458/2651] at [766,583] and won! 0 days, 01:28:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/20 03:48:03] nixxon, ricin and Tjololo [1189/2827] have team battled AssDisaster, JoshCarter4 and r3v [1205/1891] at [807,986] and lost! 0 days, 15:28:20 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/20 09:11:44] AssDisaster was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 58 days, 23:34:19 from level 74.
[01/16/20 21:39:35] AssDisaster misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 27 days, 11:58:37 from level 74.
[01/17/20 11:35:48] Sullivan [151/178] has challenged AssDisaster [349/994] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:56:54 is added to Sullivan's clock.
[01/18/20 03:12:06] AssDisaster ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 28 days, 19:29:55 from level 74.
[01/18/20 07:41:46] AssDisaster [590/994] has come upon Balthazar [423/642] and taken them in combat! 66 days, 12:52:04 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/18/20 09:10:39] Mag and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/20 22:29:43] DoctorRaptorMD, pacology and <heroicSoda> [1628/1783] have team battled n0suchth1ng, Vengeance and AssDisaster [287/2230] at [307,547] and won! 5 days, 07:02:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/20 00:53:51] Mag, pacology and Tjololo [1463/2132] have team battled AssDisaster, electrostat and Vengeance [2596/3114] at [347,617] and lost! 0 days, 12:24:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/20 07:17:21] Vengeance, AssDisaster and DoctorRaptorMD [323/2564] have team battled Meistarin, ricin and JoeK [223/2659] at [565,715] and won! 24 days, 12:32:55 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/20 20:46:30] JoeK, electrostat and StickMan [1692/2194] have team battled AssDisaster, Meistarin and vodka- [733/2209] at [456,723] and won! 0 days, 02:56:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/20 12:56:50] n0suchth1ng [575/584] has challenged AssDisaster [940/994] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:30:14 is added to n0suchth1ng's clock.
[01/20/20 14:13:58] carblolymer and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/20 19:11:57] AssDisaster, DoctorRaptorMD and Lothar [1191/2705] have team battled Mag, Vengeance and sm0g [740/1884] at [444,410] and won! 2 days, 18:51:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/20 01:56:49] AssDisaster [324/994] has challenged osannatas [659/802] in combat and lost! 34 days, 23:50:39 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/21/20 09:01:06] theluke, Volkor and weylin [1009/2041] have team battled Demeisen, pztrn and AssDisaster [1279/2481] at [32,884] and lost! 0 days, 03:07:43 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/20 18:02:21] apiw, Volkor and AssDisaster [1295/1963] have team battled Vengeance, Zesty and Diamond [2425/2454] at [94,934] and lost! 0 days, 09:59:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/20 21:03:43] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 23 days, 14:26:18 towards level 74.
[01/22/20 02:56:47] AssDisaster [140/994] has challenged Vengeance [32/652] in combat and won! 89 days, 15:17:21 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/22/20 13:56:48] AssDisaster [308/994] has challenged Ginrug [260/423] in combat and won! 35 days, 19:24:56 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/22/20 14:26:30] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 38 days, 16:06:34 towards level 74.
[01/22/20 22:47:28] sm0g, AssDisaster and LilXanax [1451/1612] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, Tadruien and carblolymer [1070/2034] at [124,109] and won! 1 day, 02:41:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/20 23:48:39] webvictim, ricin and Gawble [1507/2758] have team battled AssDisaster, StickMan and Doctor_Colossus [228/2286] at [457,223] and won! 3 days, 19:59:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/20 18:59:43] AssDisaster spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! AssDisaster's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/24/20 15:56:47] AssDisaster [246/986] has challenged Meistarin [262/486] in combat and lost! 36 days, 15:53:56 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/24/20 20:45:31] AssDisaster [341/986] has come upon Tadruien [254/662] and taken them in combat! 57 days, 07:50:15 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/25/20 01:56:37] pacology and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/20 03:56:49] MPenguin [274/850] has challenged AssDisaster [434/986] in combat and lost! 37 days, 06:46:24 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[01/25/20 13:14:19] AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and weylin [345/2557] have team battled LilXanax, theluke and Vengeance [1232/1359] at [503,464] and lost! 0 days, 08:35:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/20 00:56:49] Gawble [604/638] has challenged AssDisaster [363/986] in combat and won! 17 days, 02:34:37 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[01/26/20 02:36:18] LilXanax, AssDisaster and Lothar [1481/2084] have team battled vodka-, DoctorRaptorMD and Diamond [1832/2271] at [732,604] and lost! 0 days, 10:29:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/20 09:02:07] LilXanax, JoeK and AssDisaster [1436/1833] have team battled Zesty, Meistarin and vodka- [408/2210] at [753,647] and won! 0 days, 13:18:51 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/20 11:25:21] pacology, cities and Tadruien [1124/1611] have team battled AssDisaster, RichardG867 and Balthazar [461/2500] at [653,153] and won! 1 day, 05:19:30 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/20 20:56:48] weylin [462/1032] has challenged AssDisaster [425/986] in combat and won! 147 days, 11:28:33 is removed from weylin's clock.
[01/27/20 23:56:47] Diamond [340/708] has challenged AssDisaster [167/986] in combat and won! 14 days, 14:07:12 is removed from Diamond's clock.
[01/28/20 01:59:39] weylin, SelfishShellfish and pacology [1437/2375] have team battled JoshCarter4, Tjololo and AssDisaster [1913/2096] at [511,432] and lost! 5 days, 23:26:29 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/20 07:34:17] RichardG867, theluke and JoshCarter4 [572/1600] have team battled AssDisaster, Tjololo and Gawble [1554/2374] at [814,356] and lost! 1 day, 20:57:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/20 08:04:29] Tjololo, theluke and Meistarin [316/1607] have team battled JoshCarter4, AssDisaster and Tadruien [185/2008] at [744,441] and won! 2 days, 05:50:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/20 22:56:49] Balthazar [85/645] has challenged AssDisaster [188/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:37:50 is added to Balthazar's clock.
[01/29/20 00:15:12] pacology, AssDisaster and Zesty [846/2639] have team battled RichardG867, dukwon and Doctor_Colossus [2797/2833] at [921,943] and lost! 9 days, 18:39:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/20 01:56:49] AssDisaster [274/986] has challenged Balthazar [290/645] in combat and lost! 16 days, 14:34:36 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/29/20 06:56:49] AssDisaster [669/986] has challenged idlerpg [418/1530] in combat and won! 50 days, 17:30:23 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/29/20 07:26:47] pacology, nixxon and Gawble [1591/1729] have team battled sm0g, AssDisaster and Tjololo [2003/2051] at [610,877] and lost! 8 days, 07:17:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/20 13:56:48] AssDisaster [438/986] has challenged nixxon [213/541] in combat and won! 26 days, 08:11:36 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/29/20 17:25:22] StickMan, pacology and JoshCarter4 [702/1171] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, Ginrug and AssDisaster [1709/2345] at [487,584] and lost! 0 days, 12:18:43 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/20 23:55:35] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 01:40:05 towards level 74.
[01/30/20 23:44:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 38 days, 14:14:48 toward level 74.
[01/31/20 00:29:21] nixxon and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/20 18:50:20] Tjololo, weylin, sm0g, and AssDisaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/20 22:42:43] Balthazar, Tjololo and AssDisaster [1476/2394] have team battled Lothar, Diamond and Meistarin [962/1987] at [698,396] and won! 0 days, 09:58:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/20 00:56:48] AssDisaster [703/999] has challenged RichardG867 [542/869] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:22:18 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/01/20 09:56:47] AssDisaster [303/999] has challenged LilXanax [87/309] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:13:25 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/01/20 13:56:48] AssDisaster [251/999] has challenged Lothar [631/793] in combat and lost! 12 days, 21:12:25 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/02/20 03:20:23] AssDisaster and webvictim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/20 11:59:36] Tadruien, bboston7 and pwnstick [503/1577] have team battled SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and nixxon [2046/2358] at [946,754] and lost! 0 days, 17:04:04 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/20 12:57:31] Astrid, Demeisen and dukwon [1712/2319] have team battled Diamond, AssDisaster and Balthazar [1385/2352] at [510,903] and won! 0 days, 02:22:57 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/20 15:22:10] AssDisaster was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 15 days, 20:42:35 from level 74.
[02/03/20 04:55:36] Demeisen, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [664/3214] have team battled Balthazar, Tjololo and Ginrug [851/1844] at [399,1009] and lost! 29 days, 19:38:55 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/20 08:56:49] AssDisaster [359/999] has challenged MPenguin [814/849] in combat and lost! 19 days, 15:53:09 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/03/20 15:27:31] TheSilentLink and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/20 21:00:59] Vengeance, AssDisaster and MPenguin [97/2505] have team battled Tjololo, Volkor and dukwon [1046/2298] at [810,362] and lost! 2 days, 13:25:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/20 01:31:38] Meistarin [259/486] has come upon AssDisaster [307/999] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:52:02 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[02/04/20 02:12:48] Lothar and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/20 02:56:48] AssDisaster [387/999] has challenged theluke [97/371] in combat and won! 16 days, 09:59:34 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/04/20 03:56:49] Tjololo [360/750] has challenged AssDisaster [892/999] in combat and lost! 23 days, 15:30:19 is added to Tjololo's clock.
[02/04/20 07:55:24] AssDisaster died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 07:52:01 from level 74.
[02/04/20 22:56:48] nixxon [414/546] has challenged AssDisaster [635/999] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:13:46 is added to nixxon's clock.
[02/05/20 03:56:47] AssDisaster [355/999] has challenged JoeK [421/542] in combat and lost! 15 days, 16:52:49 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/05/20 11:56:48] RichardG867 [219/869] has challenged AssDisaster [340/999] in combat and lost! 19 days, 17:43:39 is added to RichardG867's clock.
[02/05/20 22:40:54] DoctorRaptorMD, AssDisaster and Ginrug [739/2384] have team battled Vengeance, Tjololo and n0suchth1ng [1512/1991] at [567,369] and lost! 0 days, 17:28:52 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/20 00:00:18] Doctor_Colossus, Tadruien and Hitler [674/2582] have team battled JoeK, Ginrug and AssDisaster [1786/1990] at [623,131] and lost! 3 days, 22:12:46 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/20 18:13:41] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 27 days, 18:48:07 towards level 74.
[02/07/20 20:56:49] Mag [135/904] has challenged AssDisaster [320/999] in combat and lost! 116 days, 10:05:06 is added to Mag's clock.
[02/08/20 02:36:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 120 days, 21:37:03 from level 74.
[02/08/20 07:16:25] n0suchth1ng and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/20 01:56:47] AssDisaster [639/999] has challenged TheSilentLink [407/581] in combat and won! 52 days, 22:59:14 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/09/20 23:56:48] AssDisaster [282/999] has challenged Meistarin [423/526] in combat and lost! 45 days, 22:53:56 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/10/20 14:56:47] AssDisaster [981/999] has challenged Demeisen [878/1138] in combat and won! 71 days, 18:54:46 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/10/20 17:56:49] AssDisaster [426/999] has challenged DoctorRaptorMD [481/936] in combat and lost! 26 days, 03:39:57 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/10/20 23:13:57] Tjololo, Zesty and AssDisaster [2611/2889] have team battled pztrn, TheSilentLink and cities [1308/1413] at [744,812] and won! 1 day, 04:17:48 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/20 14:21:26] MPenguin, pwnstick and Tjololo [1332/1873] have team battled AssDisaster, Lothar and JoshCarter4 [1971/2163] at [517,694] and lost! 2 days, 02:24:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/20 03:56:49] dukwon [186/892] has challenged AssDisaster [401/999] in combat and lost! 19 days, 06:33:56 is added to dukwon's clock.
[02/13/20 02:26:21] TheSilentLink and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/20 07:21:13] Demeisen, pacology and nixxon [2112/2232] have team battled pztrn, TheSilentLink and AssDisaster [704/2000] at [577,631] and won! 0 days, 10:17:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/20 07:56:48] AssDisaster [888/999] has challenged weylin [981/1000] in combat and lost! 35 days, 02:57:28 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/13/20 09:29:18] AssDisaster got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 38 days, 23:30:49 from level 74.
[02/13/20 15:56:48] dukwon [440/892] has challenged AssDisaster [787/999] in combat and lost! 13 days, 14:13:14 is added to dukwon's clock.
[02/13/20 21:10:38] Mag, theluke and JoshCarter4 [1224/1652] have team battled nixxon, StickMan and AssDisaster [648/1857] at [506,753] and won! 7 days, 06:34:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/20 02:43:44] theluke, pacology and nixxon [394/1475] have team battled AssDisaster, Mag and StickMan [1324/2220] at [685,953] and lost! 0 days, 07:04:21 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/20 04:56:49] AssDisaster [673/999] has challenged webvictim [574/579] in combat and won! 90 days, 06:46:00 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/14/20 12:24:24] bboston7, AssDisaster and Mag [225/2544] have team battled cities, nixxon and Gawble [311/1586] at [414,719] and lost! 60 days, 09:17:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/20 13:22:43] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 18 days, 01:32:28 towards level 74.
[02/17/20 02:10:52] Gawble and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/20 10:56:48] <heroicSoda> [240/394] has challenged AssDisaster [372/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:08:42 is added to <heroicSoda>'s clock.
[02/17/20 13:46:40] AssDisaster died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 19 days, 00:53:28 from level 74.
[02/17/20 23:23:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 231 days, 18:52:04 toward level 74.
[02/18/20 05:52:34] apiw, Astrid and AssDisaster [636/1695] have team battled Balthazar, DoctorRaptorMD and Decobus [677/1883] at [69,1011] and lost! 1 day, 02:45:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/20 07:57:10] Decobus, DoctorRaptorMD and AssDisaster [125/2244] have team battled Astrid, Balthazar and weylin [1417/1937] at [484,827] and lost! 0 days, 15:42:35 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/20 16:56:48] AssDisaster [188/999] has challenged sm0g [321/328] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:41:33 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/18/20 19:56:48] AssDisaster [197/999] has challenged Ginrug [322/449] in combat and lost! 7 days, 20:51:04 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/18/20 20:22:00] Balthazar, vodka-, AssDisaster, and RichardG867 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/18/20 22:56:47] AssDisaster [180/999] has challenged Vengeance [47/718] in combat and won! 18 days, 00:25:47 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/19/20 12:02:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 23 days, 14:29:00 toward level 74.
[02/19/20 20:56:48] AssDisaster [544/999] has challenged Vengeance [535/718] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:14:49 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/20/20 07:44:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 12 days, 09:43:29 toward level 74.
[02/20/20 17:19:11] Demeisen, nixxon and AssDisaster [859/2681] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, bboston7 and apiw [1703/2119] at [381,64] and lost! 4 days, 22:58:41 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/20 00:07:56] SelfishShellfish, Balthazar and AssDisaster [45/2418] have team battled sm0g, MPenguin and weylin [1427/2188] at [347,407] and lost! 3 days, 08:38:44 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/20 04:59:49] bboston7, apiw and SelfishShellfish [653/1810] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, sm0g and AssDisaster [1406/2408] at [577,90] and lost! 12 days, 02:20:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/20 06:56:49] AssDisaster [188/999] has challenged webvictim [356/569] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:30:55 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/21/20 17:56:49] AssDisaster [556/999] has challenged Tjololo [717/826] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:05:25 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/22/20 09:56:49] AssDisaster [555/999] has challenged Astrid [130/299] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:27:36 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/22/20 15:56:49] Gawble [199/643] has challenged AssDisaster [552/999] in combat and lost! 82 days, 18:53:58 is added to Gawble's clock.
[02/22/20 18:41:57] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 23:39:47 from level 74.
[02/23/20 01:56:49] AssDisaster [665/999] has challenged bboston7 [158/632] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:14:05 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/23/20 02:56:48] AssDisaster [65/999] has challenged TheSilentLink [459/581] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:43:04 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/23/20 11:41:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 20 days, 08:54:21 from level 74.
[02/24/20 01:56:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 7 days, 03:17:18 toward level 74.
[02/24/20 05:06:59] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:09:24 towards level 74.
[02/24/20 06:33:22] MPenguin, DoctorRaptorMD, AssDisaster, and Doctor_Colossus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/24/20 07:40:23] nixxon, webvictim and StickMan [684/1436] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, MPenguin and AssDisaster [430/2802] at [342,71] and won! 1 day, 12:25:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/20 02:56:48] AssDisaster [435/999] has challenged r3v [530/561] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:30:39 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/25/20 20:56:47] AssDisaster [784/999] has challenged nixxon [335/546] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:58:05 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/25/20 22:09:57] AssDisaster and Vengeance have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/20 11:56:48] Volkor [189/653] has challenged AssDisaster [132/999] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:41:45 is removed from Volkor's clock.
[02/26/20 19:08:01] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 20:58:39 from level 74.
[02/27/20 00:56:49] AssDisaster [252/999] has challenged pztrn [409/420] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:16:22 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/27/20 05:56:01] theluke, sm0g and Pontuzz [3/1039] have team battled Demeisen, AssDisaster and JoeK [1840/2699] at [652,521] and lost! 0 days, 01:35:36 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/20 06:29:41] AssDisaster, Demeisen and sm0g [872/2486] have team battled Pontuzz, n0suchth1ng and Ginrug [584/1376] at [779,566] and won! 5 days, 12:26:28 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/20 04:45:42] AssDisaster fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:19:28 from level 74.
[02/28/20 13:56:47] AssDisaster [502/999] has challenged ricin [1423/1525] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:38:08 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/28/20 17:08:23] TheSilentLink, Meistarin and SelfishShellfish [349/1889] have team battled JoshCarter4, AssDisaster and sm0g [1201/1697] at [729,426] and lost! 5 days, 05:02:03 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/20 18:56:47] AssDisaster [690/999] has challenged Vengeance [195/718] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:33:59 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/29/20 22:56:49] AssDisaster [821/999] has challenged Vengeance [380/718] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:39:11 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/01/20 03:00:27] AssDisaster [929/999] has come upon sm0g [227/330] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:12:02 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/02/20 04:56:47] Volkor [523/654] has challenged AssDisaster [447/999] in combat and won! 341 days, 06:37:47 is removed from Volkor's clock.
[03/02/20 11:12:04] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:00:56 towards level 74.
[03/02/20 15:56:49] Meistarin [109/543] has challenged AssDisaster [444/999] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:58:10 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[03/03/20 03:56:49] pztrn [316/431] has challenged AssDisaster [551/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to pztrn's clock.
[03/03/20 15:56:57] MPenguin, r3v and AssDisaster [177/2435] have team battled dukwon, theluke and nixxon [914/1825] at [520,47] and lost! 1 day, 19:12:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/20 05:56:49] Zesty [8/1149] has challenged AssDisaster [200/1014] in combat and lost! 10 days, 14:32:24 is added to Zesty's clock.
[03/04/20 07:56:48] n0suchth1ng [235/584] has challenged AssDisaster [119/1014] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:00:32 is removed from n0suchth1ng's clock.
[03/04/20 17:56:49] AssDisaster [505/1014] has challenged JoshCarter4 [54/371] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:45:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/04/20 18:08:09] ricin, Volkor, AssDisaster, and JoshCarter4 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/20 22:10:14] ricin, Ginrug and AssDisaster [1363/2997] have team battled JoshCarter4, nixxon and r3v [1396/1478] at [662,432] and lost! 1 day, 19:59:32 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/20 23:14:41] webvictim, ricin and AssDisaster [993/3108] have team battled r3v, pztrn and Zesty [1840/2141] at [836,592] and lost! 1 day, 04:01:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/20 03:56:47] apiw [127/397] has challenged AssDisaster [327/1014] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:27:44 is added to apiw's clock.
[03/05/20 04:22:32] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:00:13 towards level 74.
[03/05/20 07:16:01] AssDisaster was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:24:03 from level 74.
[03/06/20 00:56:47] JoeK [462/541] has challenged AssDisaster [376/1014] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:56:05 is removed from JoeK's clock.
[03/06/20 10:29:50] AssDisaster, JoeK and Balthazar [1878/2212] have team battled ricin, pwnstick and TheSilentLink [233/2404] at [543,783] and won! 2 days, 04:09:10 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/20 13:21:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 5 days, 01:08:27 toward level 74.
[03/06/20 23:43:25] AssDisaster got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:32:34 from level 74.
[03/07/20 21:08:34] AssDisaster, Balthazar and Pontuzz [1253/2008] have team battled bboston7, sm0g and Diamond [719/1731] at [115,388] and won! 0 days, 18:49:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/20 21:56:47] Tjololo [64/826] has challenged AssDisaster [993/1014] in combat and lost! 31 days, 10:34:23 is added to Tjololo's clock.
[03/09/20 13:00:19] AssDisaster lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:11:29 from level 74.
[03/09/20 15:25:38] AssDisaster, Mag and bboston7 [432/2577] have team battled theluke, Ginrug and pwnstick [928/1163] at [899,221] and lost! 0 days, 07:14:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/20 15:56:48] Meistarin [210/543] has challenged AssDisaster [188/1014] in combat and won! 9 days, 20:03:15 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[03/09/20 18:56:48] Balthazar [64/661] has challenged AssDisaster [944/1014] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:38:56 is added to Balthazar's clock.
[03/10/20 23:26:28] AssDisaster died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:41:16 from level 74.
[03/11/20 03:49:44] AssDisaster was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:55:54 from level 74.
[03/11/20 12:31:27] AssDisaster [112/1014] has challenged cities [302/407] in combat and lost! 121 days, 10:12:26 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/12/20 00:56:48] AssDisaster [625/1014] has challenged Gawble [344/641] in combat and won! 352 days, 13:19:51 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/13/20 03:45:03] AssDisaster saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 180 days, 05:25:20 from level 75.
[03/13/20 13:56:49] AssDisaster [1008/1014] has challenged weylin [689/981] in combat and won! 336 days, 08:04:56 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/13/20 19:29:08] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 121 days, 01:27:04 towards level 75.
[03/13/20 21:56:49] dukwon [146/892] has challenged AssDisaster [102/1014] in combat and won! 83 days, 03:16:45 is removed from dukwon's clock.
[03/14/20 07:56:48] AssDisaster [727/1014] has challenged <heroicSoda> [369/413] in combat and won! 146 days, 19:47:07 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/14/20 11:56:49] RichardG867 [324/871] has challenged AssDisaster [229/1014] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:53:33 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[03/14/20 13:11:27] <heroicSoda>, bboston7 and AssDisaster [1149/2110] have team battled Mag, RichardG867 and n0suchth1ng [2344/2364] at [981,297] and lost! 0 days, 01:59:17 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/20 21:56:49] <heroicSoda> [306/413] has challenged AssDisaster [307/1014] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:05:48 is added to <heroicSoda>'s clock.
[03/15/20 03:49:03] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 732 days, 18:22:39 from level 75.
[03/15/20 07:05:46] Astrid, Meistarin and apiw [825/1307] have team battled AssDisaster, RichardG867 and TheSilentLink [536/2453] at [1011,580] and won! 3 days, 04:16:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/20 07:56:47] JoeK [253/539] has challenged AssDisaster [630/1014] in combat and lost! 213 days, 19:10:50 is added to JoeK's clock.
[03/16/20 03:25:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1248 days, 11:18:42 toward level 75.
[03/16/20 09:56:47] AssDisaster [549/1014] has challenged Volkor [363/664] in combat and won! 84 days, 02:17:18 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/16/20 10:05:45] StickMan, Ginrug and Doctor_Colossus [1718/1919] have team battled Astrid, AssDisaster and Tjololo [63/2175] at [751,643] and won! 0 days, 04:34:40 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/20 22:54:11] Doctor_Colossus, Pontuzz and Arraetrikos [1240/1610] have team battled AssDisaster, Diamond and Tjololo [21/2546] at [731,556] and won! 0 days, 00:46:01 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/20 00:28:08] AssDisaster, Tjololo and Doctor_Colossus [895/2894] have team battled Gawble, pwnstick and bboston7 [1485/1642] at [701,865] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:29 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/20 00:42:34] AssDisaster [635/1014] has come upon Doctor_Colossus [633/1094] and taken them in combat! 85 days, 16:01:53 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/17/20 00:56:48] <heroicSoda> [299/413] has challenged AssDisaster [660/1014] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:26:23 is added to <heroicSoda>'s clock.
[03/17/20 02:59:05] Doctor_Colossus, bboston7 and JoeK [1457/2323] have team battled Astrid, Pontuzz and AssDisaster [247/1718] at [643,790] and won! 0 days, 04:31:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/20 10:18:01] StickMan, Gawble and AssDisaster [1569/2003] have team battled Vengeance, sm0g and Doctor_Colossus [1960/2160] at [944,882] and lost! 0 days, 13:44:20 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/20 11:40:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 89 days, 13:22:49 toward level 75.
[03/18/20 12:21:30] ricin, AssDisaster and Astrid [2844/2952] have team battled Mag, pwnstick and JoeK [227/1786] at [829,809] and won! 1 day, 09:18:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/20 12:56:49] SelfishShellfish [171/781] has challenged AssDisaster [877/1014] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:27:12 is added to SelfishShellfish's clock.
[03/18/20 15:53:07] AssDisaster ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 23 days, 20:39:31 from level 75.
[03/19/20 20:56:49] AssDisaster [280/1014] has challenged apiw [375/397] in combat and lost! 22 days, 11:07:41 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/20/20 13:12:50] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 37 days, 16:42:58 towards level 75.
[03/20/20 17:11:53] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 05:47:58 towards level 75.
[03/20/20 18:37:35] StickMan, Volkor and AssDisaster [248/2026] have team battled TheSilentLink, Mag and Angry_Bartender [713/2290] at [817,1019] and lost! 1 day, 08:21:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/20 19:56:49] AssDisaster [196/1014] has challenged vodka- [516/634] in combat and lost! 23 days, 06:23:04 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/20/20 21:15:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 194 days, 16:51:40 toward level 75.
[03/20/20 22:53:45] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 17:36:51 towards level 75.
[03/21/20 03:56:49] JoshCarter4 [321/372] has challenged AssDisaster [388/1014] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:32:17 is added to JoshCarter4's clock.
[03/21/20 09:56:47] AssDisaster [728/1014] has challenged Ginrug [471/477] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:22:18 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/21/20 15:05:00] SelfishShellfish, Angry_Bartender and AssDisaster [1165/2609] have team battled Meistarin, Balthazar and vodka- [99/1859] at [407,636] and won! 0 days, 22:18:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/20 17:56:49] AssDisaster [551/1014] has challenged Arraetrikos [186/207] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:16:56 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/21/20 21:05:52] sm0g, AssDisaster and LilXanax [353/1728] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, StickMan and Balthazar [751/1964] at [424,906] and lost! 1 day, 14:09:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/20 00:27:36] AssDisaster misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 23:10:59 from level 75.
[03/22/20 05:56:48] AssDisaster [875/1014] has challenged Angry_Bartender [568/814] in combat and won! 17 days, 01:22:30 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/22/20 11:51:44] AssDisaster, sm0g and Pontuzz [843/1708] have team battled Balthazar, apiw and MPenguin [1916/1954] at [277,790] and lost! 0 days, 17:24:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/20 14:48:16] AssDisaster, r3v and weylin [2274/2561] have team battled cities, StickMan and Diamond [551/1502] at [587,824] and won! 0 days, 07:44:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/20 18:06:03] SelfishShellfish, weylin and Astrid [1150/2129] have team battled StickMan, AssDisaster and r3v [1356/1928] at [657,659] and lost! 0 days, 00:55:18 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/20 20:39:27] Tjololo, weylin and AssDisaster [1622/2781] have team battled MPenguin, Volkor and Vengeance [1050/2236] at [105,650] and won! 0 days, 00:35:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/20 11:53:14] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 44 days, 18:36:55 from level 75.
[03/24/20 11:56:48] AssDisaster [990/1014] has challenged StickMan [338/348] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:33:22 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/25/20 01:56:48] AssDisaster [507/1014] has challenged dukwon [557/880] in combat and lost! 10 days, 06:45:58 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/25/20 03:56:48] AssDisaster [875/1014] has challenged bboston7 [636/677] in combat and won! 21 days, 03:43:26 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/25/20 04:24:30] AssDisaster reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! AssDisaster's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/25/20 09:06:27] Gawble, AssDisaster and sm0g [225/2029] have team battled SelfishShellfish, Tjololo and r3v [101/2131] at [544,869] and won! 0 days, 10:20:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/20 14:39:25] AssDisaster, JoeK and ricin [2411/3130] have team battled Gawble, Tadruien and MPenguin [485/2186] at [407,604] and won! 20 days, 11:34:01 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/20 15:56:47] AssDisaster [631/1018] has challenged Volkor [22/664] in combat and won! 12 days, 06:44:48 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/26/20 02:56:48] AssDisaster [145/1018] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [620/1094] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:55:23 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/26/20 03:14:44] <heroicSoda> [232/412] has challenged AssDisaster [764/1018] in combat and lost! 17 days, 15:50:14 is added to <heroicSoda>'s clock.
[03/26/20 06:12:28] Pontuzz, LilXanax and Meistarin [617/1239] have team battled Astrid, StickMan and AssDisaster [316/1739] at [959,747] and won! 0 days, 01:35:46 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/20 16:56:49] Angry_Bartender [58/814] has challenged AssDisaster [348/1018] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:22:19 is added to Angry_Bartender's clock.
[03/26/20 19:56:47] AssDisaster [822/1018] has challenged idlerpg [998/1572] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:48:55 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/26/20 21:56:48] ricin [304/1571] has challenged AssDisaster [958/1018] in combat and lost! 29 days, 20:40:54 is added to ricin's clock.
[03/27/20 07:56:48] AssDisaster [335/1018] has challenged Ginrug [16/477] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:46:07 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/27/20 13:31:14] Volkor, AssDisaster and Nabru [597/1792] have team battled apiw, Mag and ricin [1037/2888] at [123,531] and lost! 0 days, 00:34:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/20 15:56:47] AssDisaster [938/1018] has challenged Ginrug [67/477] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:33:23 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/28/20 01:56:49] AssDisaster [711/1018] has challenged pwnstick [253/333] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:13:44 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/28/20 04:56:47] AssDisaster [98/1018] has challenged Decobus [80/323] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:30:33 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/28/20 05:56:49] Meistarin [357/545] has challenged AssDisaster [342/1018] in combat and won! 515 days, 04:52:30 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[03/28/20 19:56:47] AssDisaster [345/1018] has challenged webvictim [71/579] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:22:48 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/29/20 00:56:48] AssDisaster [574/1018] has challenged DoctorRaptorMD [432/936] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:46:49 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/29/20 05:56:47] JoeK [288/541] has challenged AssDisaster [701/1018] in combat and lost! 17 days, 22:25:18 is added to JoeK's clock.
[03/29/20 06:19:44] MPenguin, SelfishShellfish, sm0g, and AssDisaster have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/29/20 19:40:54] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:47:34 towards level 75.
[03/30/20 23:05:41] Mag, AssDisaster, apiw, and <heroicSoda> have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/31/20 01:56:47] AssDisaster [943/1018] has challenged Diamond [737/747] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:37:56 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/31/20 03:48:32] AssDisaster, nixxon and JoeK [769/2121] have team battled ricin, pwnstick and Volkor [1073/2587] at [409,696] and lost! 2 days, 14:44:20 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/20 19:51:44] pwnstick, Diamond and webvictim [1025/1655] have team battled AssDisaster, Pontuzz and JoeK [1864/1918] at [445,435] and lost! 0 days, 01:43:22 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/20 21:56:49] r3v [59/599] has challenged AssDisaster [637/1018] in combat and lost! 15 days, 18:44:55 is added to r3v's clock.
[04/01/20 10:56:47] AssDisaster [949/1018] has challenged Demeisen [629/1169] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:09:12 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/01/20 20:56:49] AssDisaster [668/1018] has challenged Meistarin [32/545] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:49:21 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/01/20 22:22:46] webvictim, cities and MPenguin [1764/1833] have team battled sm0g, Gawble and AssDisaster [689/2029] at [843,787] and won! 2 days, 20:06:40 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/20 03:48:15] DoctorRaptorMD, Mag and Decobus [13/2310] have team battled SelfishShellfish, ricin and AssDisaster [2757/3370] at [746,464] and lost! 5 days, 00:46:19 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/20 08:06:14] AssDisaster, ricin and n0suchth1ng [2791/3177] have team battled SelfishShellfish, Balthazar and Gawble [1097/2124] at [950,571] and won! 1 day, 15:49:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/20 18:56:49] AssDisaster [561/1018] has challenged Angry_Bartender [152/814] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:09:46 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/03/20 23:48:22] Tjololo and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/20 15:03:31] AssDisaster, nixxon and Meistarin [570/2154] have team battled Angry_Bartender, bboston7 and LilXanax [255/1869] at [595,229] and won! 0 days, 15:27:39 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/20 21:11:07] TheSilentLink, vodka- and AssDisaster [1636/2231] have team battled Angry_Bartender, LilXanax and Tjololo [1296/1989] at [513,313] and won! 0 days, 03:10:40 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/20 01:56:48] webvictim [50/554] has challenged AssDisaster [368/1018] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:06:01 is added to webvictim's clock.
[04/05/20 18:19:55] Tjololo, r3v and AssDisaster [2434/2435] have team battled Vengeance, apiw and Meistarin [1266/1662] at [683,139] and won! 0 days, 14:06:01 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/20 18:56:48] AssDisaster [516/1018] has challenged Meistarin [508/545] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:49:51 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/05/20 23:54:55] AssDisaster was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:25:08 from level 75.
[04/06/20 14:56:47] Vengeance [132/702] has challenged AssDisaster [316/1018] in combat and lost! 16 days, 14:50:56 is added to Vengeance's clock.
[04/07/20 12:56:49] AssDisaster [65/1018] has challenged r3v [160/599] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:22 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/07/20 17:37:39] AssDisaster [411/1018] has challenged r3v [465/599] in combat and lost! 121 days, 11:53:14 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/07/20 18:29:37] electrostat, AssDisaster and Vengeance [1048/3178] have team battled ricin, dukwon and Nabru [426/2741] at [221,710] and won! 0 days, 06:13:24 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/20 04:28:06] bboston7, AssDisaster and TheSilentLink [2145/2295] have team battled Meistarin, Demeisen and RichardG867 [2135/2567] at [865,34] and won! 2 days, 08:32:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/20 14:56:47] Tjololo [181/818] has challenged AssDisaster [825/1018] in combat and lost! 62 days, 13:30:09 is added to Tjololo's clock.
[04/08/20 22:56:48] Diamond [470/747] has challenged AssDisaster [370/1018] in combat and won! 77 days, 18:19:56 is removed from Diamond's clock.
[04/09/20 22:56:48] Mag [343/909] has challenged AssDisaster [80/1018] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:17:32 is removed from Mag's clock.
[04/09/20 23:56:49] <heroicSoda> [155/415] has challenged AssDisaster [256/1018] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:14:32 is added to <heroicSoda>'s clock.
[04/10/20 00:36:00] TheSilentLink, LilXanax and Tjololo [387/1754] have team battled vodka-, Meistarin and AssDisaster [1125/2206] at [996,77] and lost! 0 days, 09:00:21 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/20 13:56:49] AssDisaster [973/1018] has challenged JoeK [266/541] in combat and won! 333 days, 07:15:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/10/20 17:30:15] AssDisaster was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 136 days, 15:22:36 from level 76.
[04/10/20 18:54:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 810 days, 20:35:26 toward level 76.
[04/11/20 03:43:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 160 days, 14:18:03 toward level 76.
[04/11/20 07:52:02] StickMan [201/484] has come upon AssDisaster [191/1018] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:01:41 is removed from StickMan's clock.
[04/12/20 02:32:57] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 54 days, 16:41:37 towards level 76.
[04/12/20 08:25:35] vodka-, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [222/2758] have team battled StickMan, DoctorRaptorMD and Nabru [921/1795] at [451,489] and lost! 54 days, 21:44:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/20 13:13:11] AssDisaster, MPenguin and Angry_Bartender [2092/2707] have team battled ricin, <heroicSoda> and bboston7 [1430/2566] at [637,660] and won! 18 days, 16:04:07 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/20 14:13:21] Tjololo, Ginrug and theluke [1655/1663] have team battled n0suchth1ng, AssDisaster and <heroicSoda> [1399/2024] at [161,204] and won! 0 days, 05:22:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/20 22:07:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 439 days, 09:09:13 toward level 76.
[04/14/20 22:57:14] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 20:12:22 towards level 76.
[04/15/20 02:56:48] AssDisaster [647/1018] has challenged MPenguin [436/864] in combat and won! 44 days, 03:56:12 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/15/20 14:23:40] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:47:48 towards level 76.
[04/15/20 22:19:24] Tjololo, bboston7 and JoeK [1601/1871] have team battled cities, AssDisaster and Pontuzz [495/1773] at [580,3] and won! 0 days, 15:05:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/20 23:56:48] AssDisaster [358/1018] has challenged Astrid [61/392] in combat and won! 15 days, 16:45:30 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/16/20 05:56:49] AssDisaster [298/1018] has challenged SelfishShellfish [54/856] in combat and won! 25 days, 09:16:07 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/16/20 08:56:47] AssDisaster [421/1018] has challenged LilXanax [35/375] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:15:22 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/17/20 00:06:00] n0suchth1ng, SelfishShellfish and <heroicSoda> [658/1862] have team battled AssDisaster, Meistarin and Demeisen [1330/2767] at [429,868] and lost! 0 days, 20:58:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/20 03:56:49] AssDisaster [908/1018] has challenged Angry_Bartender [703/814] in combat and won! 18 days, 13:44:05 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/17/20 13:55:44] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:22:54 towards level 76.
[04/17/20 16:55:08] RichardG867, <heroicSoda> and StickMan [868/1751] have team battled SelfishShellfish, sm0g and AssDisaster [1925/2236] at [616,779] and lost! 0 days, 03:14:15 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/20 18:42:33] AssDisaster, Gawble and Vengeance [2137/2380] have team battled sm0g, JoeK and <heroicSoda> [334/1321] at [748,922] and won! 7 days, 20:14:26 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/20 21:56:49] sm0g [244/362] has challenged AssDisaster [101/1018] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:28:52 is removed from sm0g's clock.
[04/17/20 23:19:24] bboston7 [144/577] has challenged AssDisaster [422/1018] in combat and lost! 173 days, 06:21:12 is added to bboston7's clock.
[04/18/20 04:40:33] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:34:47 towards level 76.
[04/18/20 04:56:47] AssDisaster [137/1018] has challenged JoshCarter4 [96/367] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:45:32 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/18/20 07:10:41] r3v, AssDisaster and JoshCarter4 [1668/1992] have team battled cities, Pontuzz and Demeisen [1484/1943] at [912,735] and won! 5 days, 01:01:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/20 00:56:48] AssDisaster [366/1018] has challenged ricin [1027/1571] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:37:34 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/19/20 02:25:54] cities, apiw and AssDisaster [1116/1826] have team battled Meistarin, MPenguin and Ginrug [241/1903] at [362,508] and won! 0 days, 05:00:55 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/20 03:56:49] AssDisaster [921/1018] has challenged bboston7 [142/577] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:24:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/19/20 10:11:59] weylin, MPenguin and cities [91/2231] have team battled LilXanax, Meistarin and AssDisaster [527/1959] at [283,593] and lost! 5 days, 18:58:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/20 13:56:47] Mag [850/909] has challenged AssDisaster [182/1018] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:06:08 is removed from Mag's clock.
[04/19/20 15:04:26] AssDisaster EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:17:53 from level 76.
[04/20/20 09:25:40] Demeisen, vodka-, n0suchth1ng, and AssDisaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/20 09:25:43] AssDisaster [171/1018] has come upon Demeisen [263/1190] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:30:09 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/20/20 21:44:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 3 days, 16:44:06 toward level 76.
[04/20/20 23:11:01] n0suchth1ng, AssDisaster and Vengeance [628/2317] have team battled dukwon, nixxon and Volkor [1461/2119] at [474,17] and lost! 0 days, 16:05:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/20 01:56:49] AssDisaster [963/1018] has challenged Meistarin [136/559] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:34:20 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/21/20 09:56:47] AssDisaster [924/1018] has challenged Decobus [132/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:25:19 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/21/20 10:44:44] Volkor, dukwon and Astrid [1083/1928] have team battled MPenguin, Balthazar and AssDisaster [1970/2602] at [199,0] and lost! 3 days, 06:28:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/20 13:56:48] dukwon [355/906] has challenged AssDisaster [721/1018] in combat and lost! 31 days, 12:06:24 is added to dukwon's clock.
[04/22/20 00:56:49] AssDisaster [440/1018] has challenged vodka- [43/646] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:59:30 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/22/20 09:58:57] apiw, AssDisaster and vodka- [480/2079] have team battled Pontuzz, JoeK and Vengeance [194/1603] at [143,920] and won! 0 days, 05:33:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/20 12:23:20] dukwon, Balthazar and AssDisaster [2471/2644] have team battled StickMan, electrostat and r3v [2333/2589] at [375,62] and won! 0 days, 03:57:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/20 22:12:03] AssDisaster was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:36:13 from level 76.
[04/23/20 02:53:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 00:22:15 toward level 76.
[04/23/20 04:28:12] AssDisaster [664/1018] has challenged apiw [107/415] in combat and won! 208 days, 09:32:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/23/20 04:33:55] TheSilentLink and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/20 08:56:07] webvictim, AssDisaster and JoshCarter4 [1516/1998] have team battled SelfishShellfish, Nabru and cities [1211/1525] at [972,221] and won! 4 days, 03:08:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/20 09:16:40] Meistarin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/20 22:18:55] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 83 days, 11:26:47 towards level 77.
[04/24/20 01:36:36] Ginrug stole AssDisaster's level 50 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Ginrug leaves his old level 18 pair of gloves behind, which AssDisaster then takes.
[04/24/20 17:56:48] <heroicSoda> [101/444] has challenged AssDisaster [333/983] in combat and lost! 12 days, 12:28:58 is added to <heroicSoda>'s clock.
[04/24/20 18:48:46] cities, Ginrug and Demeisen [894/2086] have team battled ricin, AssDisaster and Meistarin [2861/3113] at [671,402] and lost! 0 days, 04:42:35 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/20 20:56:47] electrostat [308/1467] has challenged AssDisaster [218/983] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:21:05 is removed from electrostat's clock.
[04/24/20 21:28:44] cities, MPenguin and Doctor_Colossus [2133/2345] have team battled RichardG867, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [1642/2685] at [818,621] and won! 3 days, 07:56:33 is removed from their clocks.

[04/25/20 16:56:47] webvictim [299/629] has challenged AssDisaster [593/983] in combat and lost! 87 days, 11:12:33 is added to webvictim's clock.
[04/25/20 18:56:47] dukwon [317/906] has challenged AssDisaster [78/998] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:00:06 is removed from dukwon's clock.
[04/25/20 19:56:48] AssDisaster [12/998] has challenged RichardG867 [599/846] in combat and lost! 116 days, 10:18:47 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/26/20 05:56:47] Vengeance [330/702] has challenged AssDisaster [47/998] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:22:52 is removed from Vengeance's clock.
[04/26/20 06:43:28] Meistarin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/20 07:01:25] nixxon, bboston7 and AssDisaster [1290/2185] have team battled JoeK, Tadruien and cities [1384/1590] at [89,443] and lost! 75 days, 05:19:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/20 11:53:31] bboston7, AssDisaster, apiw, and JoeK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/20 20:35:40] AssDisaster and Vengeance have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/20 02:29:43] bboston7, n0suchth1ng and Ginrug [1374/1687] have team battled apiw, Astrid and AssDisaster [1690/1805] at [254,234] and lost! 0 days, 23:12:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/20 02:56:49] AssDisaster [807/998] has challenged idlerpg [687/1572] in combat and won! 180 days, 03:25:43 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/27/20 08:56:49] AssDisaster [928/998] has challenged nixxon [436/610] in combat and won! 100 days, 20:16:48 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/27/20 11:56:47] AssDisaster [297/998] has challenged Ginrug [198/509] in combat and won! 68 days, 03:05:16 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/27/20 12:20:47] n0suchth1ng and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/20 13:56:48] AssDisaster [331/998] has challenged Gawble [39/644] in combat and won! 100 days, 07:20:54 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/28/20 16:56:49] apiw [247/409] has challenged AssDisaster [544/998] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:14:06 is added to apiw's clock.
[04/28/20 22:56:49] AssDisaster [719/998] has challenged <heroicSoda> [195/454] in combat and won! 48 days, 04:24:15 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/28/20 23:28:23] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 42 days, 09:34:21 towards level 77.
[04/29/20 00:26:51] Meistarin, AssDisaster and Balthazar [493/2277] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, JoshCarter4 and Nabru [971/1765] at [691,773] and lost! 3 days, 02:56:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/20 15:11:29] AssDisaster lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 34 days, 11:21:26 from level 77.
[04/29/20 20:59:56] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 83 days, 10:18:55 from level 77.
[04/30/20 02:56:47] SelfishShellfish [68/849] has challenged AssDisaster [758/998] in combat and lost! 25 days, 06:57:20 is added to SelfishShellfish's clock.
[04/30/20 06:39:55] theluke, weylin and Balthazar [1413/2091] have team battled TheSilentLink, webvictim and AssDisaster [260/2203] at [773,663] and won! 13 days, 00:17:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/20 10:56:48] AssDisaster [497/998] has challenged ricin [1303/1571] in combat and lost! 60 days, 12:01:55 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/30/20 19:56:48] AssDisaster [692/998] has challenged Pontuzz [166/399] in combat and won! 49 days, 05:28:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/30/20 21:24:57] Demeisen, dukwon and theluke [2481/2507] have team battled MPenguin, Nabru and AssDisaster [33/2165] at [817,994] and won! 0 days, 13:51:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/20 01:11:30] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 39 days, 20:31:04 towards level 77.
[05/01/20 02:32:32] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 36 days, 06:18:34 towards level 77.
[05/01/20 03:41:25] AssDisaster and webvictim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/20 06:54:06] AssDisaster lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 25 days, 19:10:04 from level 77.
[05/01/20 12:56:47] AssDisaster [652/998] has challenged idlerpg [1182/1572] in combat and lost! 34 days, 19:16:20 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/01/20 14:59:51] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 45 days, 22:18:48 towards level 77.
[05/01/20 21:56:49] sm0g [286/366] has challenged AssDisaster [893/998] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:27:24 is added to sm0g's clock.
[05/01/20 23:56:49] AssDisaster [1/998] has challenged webvictim [456/635] in combat and lost! 43 days, 17:42:31 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/02/20 07:55:31] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 45 days, 13:58:09 towards level 77.
[05/02/20 11:21:39] Decobus, Balthazar and SelfishShellfish [1416/1919] have team battled dukwon, AssDisaster and Astrid [645/2300] at [7,305] and won! 1 day, 09:14:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/20 21:25:52] dukwon, JoeK, AssDisaster, and Gawble have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/20 16:17:47] Tjololo and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/20 21:51:05] Balthazar, Decobus and AssDisaster [1618/2068] have team battled theluke, SelfishShellfish and vodka- [834/1932] at [366,166] and won! 0 days, 06:28:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/20 15:56:49] AssDisaster [550/998] has challenged LilXanax [129/396] in combat and won! 11 days, 02:19:26 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/04/20 22:56:48] sm0g [199/366] has challenged AssDisaster [922/998] in combat and lost! 15 days, 08:18:15 is added to sm0g's clock.
[05/05/20 11:38:41] AssDisaster [756/998] has come upon weylin [601/974] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 03:30:19 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/05/20 11:56:52] AssDisaster, Demeisen and vodka- [185/2910] have team battled Decobus, Balthazar and apiw [196/1451] at [445,81] and lost! 7 days, 01:59:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/20 20:37:25] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:39:10 towards level 77.
[05/06/20 07:51:21] Tadruien and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/20 04:18:10] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:48:45 towards level 77.
[05/07/20 18:56:47] AssDisaster [389/1004] has challenged Tjololo [396/753] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:47:59 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/08/20 15:48:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 33 days, 00:30:32 toward level 77.
[05/09/20 04:56:48] AssDisaster [89/1004] has challenged Sammael [136/158] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:12:13 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/09/20 07:56:48] AssDisaster [829/1004] has challenged Ginrug [160/535] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:37:27 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/09/20 08:05:28] AssDisaster, JoshCarter4 and arcade_droid [499/1927] have team battled Pontuzz, n0suchth1ng and Tjololo [502/1890] at [859,206] and lost! 0 days, 07:34:48 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/20 12:56:47] JoeK [5/557] has challenged AssDisaster [175/1004] in combat and lost! 226 days, 12:40:07 is added to JoeK's clock.
[05/09/20 16:41:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 13 days, 01:03:30 toward level 77.
[05/09/20 17:56:47] DoctorRaptorMD [12/1087] has challenged AssDisaster [912/1004] in combat and lost! 14 days, 18:30:49 is added to DoctorRaptorMD's clock.
[05/09/20 21:56:47] bboston7 [503/574] has challenged AssDisaster [234/1004] in combat and won! 38 days, 15:46:30 is removed from bboston7's clock.
[05/10/20 00:21:16] Ginrug, Demeisen, <heroicSoda>, and AssDisaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/20 06:56:49] MPenguin [753/897] has challenged AssDisaster [306/1004] in combat and won! 250 days, 21:00:27 is removed from MPenguin's clock.
[05/10/20 17:56:49] AssDisaster [301/1004] has challenged Tjololo [533/753] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:20:54 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/11/20 08:57:26] MPenguin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/20 12:11:33] MPenguin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/20 06:17:47] AssDisaster [338/1004] has come upon bboston7 [459/574] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:43:19 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/12/20 06:56:49] AssDisaster [625/1004] has challenged dukwon [760/909] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:20:46 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/12/20 09:04:33] Decobus, AssDisaster and JoshCarter4 [663/1751] have team battled ricin, RichardG867 and Ginrug [674/2973] at [746,612] and lost! 3 days, 03:30:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/20 12:56:49] AssDisaster [391/1004] has challenged Tjololo [238/753] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:20:12 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/12/20 18:37:52] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:54:20 towards level 77.
[05/13/20 04:00:50] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:51:45 towards level 77.
[05/13/20 05:56:49] Thor [152/961] has challenged AssDisaster [807/1004] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:55:23 is added to Thor's clock.
[05/13/20 07:56:47] r3v [494/626] has challenged AssDisaster [743/1004] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:51:44 is added to r3v's clock.
[05/13/20 10:20:48] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 07:24:38 from level 77.
[05/13/20 11:36:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 11 days, 09:39:56 toward level 77.
[05/14/20 09:56:48] AssDisaster [871/1004] has challenged Astrid [115/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:24:32 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/14/20 11:14:01] bboston7, StickMan and sm0g [1215/1436] have team battled TheSilentLink, webvictim and AssDisaster [93/2215] at [266,228] and won! 1 day, 07:49:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/20 11:59:01] AssDisaster set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:21:52 from level 77.
[05/14/20 21:17:05] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:01:10 towards level 77.
[05/15/20 00:17:28] AssDisaster ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:14:22 from level 77.
[05/15/20 00:56:47] AssDisaster [185/1004] has challenged dukwon [751/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:42 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/16/20 20:18:31] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:08:48 towards level 77.
[05/17/20 07:31:04] Pontuzz, AssDisaster and sm0g [956/1756] have team battled nixxon, dukwon and LilXanax [1771/1915] at [374,21] and lost! 0 days, 18:58:09 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/20 22:05:11] NeilHanlon, arcade_droid and Decobus [1596/1801] have team battled bboston7, cities and AssDisaster [1188/1953] at [1009,27] and won! 2 days, 04:23:33 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/20 22:20:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1 day, 18:29:36 toward level 77.
[05/17/20 23:14:35] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:46:40 towards level 77.
[05/18/20 00:56:49] AssDisaster [465/1004] has challenged DoctorRaptorMD [254/1091] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:32:40 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/18/20 06:01:06] AssDisaster was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:08:41 from level 77.
[05/18/20 09:33:38] AssDisaster saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:17:49 from level 77.
[05/18/20 23:46:18] electrostat, Mag and Meistarin [637/2940] have team battled Astrid, nixxon and AssDisaster [254/2039] at [865,33] and won! 4 days, 20:16:37 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/20 07:56:48] AssDisaster [454/1021] has challenged vodka- [10/693] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:11:25 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/19/20 11:18:49] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:41:40 towards level 77.
[05/19/20 12:27:31] AssDisaster has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:52:38 from level 77.
[05/19/20 13:56:49] MPenguin [247/897] has challenged AssDisaster [199/1021] in combat and won! 52 days, 10:13:48 is removed from MPenguin's clock.
[05/19/20 15:52:04] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:45 towards level 77.
[05/19/20 17:14:20] SelfishShellfish, JoeK and AssDisaster [1709/2435] have team battled MPenguin, Gawble and sm0g [1114/1907] at [544,653] and won! 0 days, 07:11:29 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/20 21:37:43] RichardG867, AssDisaster and Gawble [2453/2524] have team battled SelfishShellfish, sm0g and JoeK [411/1780] at [495,734] and won! 0 days, 04:52:31 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/20 17:07:47] AssDisaster [530/1021] has challenged StickMan [214/496] in combat and won! 173 days, 18:21:12 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/21/20 10:17:32] Balthazar, Thor and n0suchth1ng [253/2471] have team battled MPenguin, webvictim and AssDisaster [1013/2580] at [540,659] and lost! 0 days, 05:04:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/20 13:15:12] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 125 days, 01:02:41 towards level 78.
[05/22/20 05:53:21] tccki, MPenguin and RichardG867 [779/2062] have team battled bender9000, Tjololo and AssDisaster [1191/2013] at [654,920] and lost! 0 days, 13:44:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/20 10:30:42] AssDisaster, Pontuzz and Meistarin [491/1974] have team battled Astrid, n0suchth1ng and vodka- [1329/1850] at [925,693] and lost! 0 days, 04:02:26 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/20 13:05:20] bboston7, AssDisaster and apiw [919/1947] have team battled Thor, ricin and StickMan [1434/3036] at [773,162] and lost! 6 days, 21:11:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/20 19:56:48] n0suchth1ng [588/755] has challenged AssDisaster [77/1021] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:46:31 is removed from n0suchth1ng's clock.
[05/23/20 01:56:47] TheSilentLink [155/566] has challenged AssDisaster [595/1021] in combat and lost! 305 days, 08:59:07 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[05/23/20 11:56:49] Angry_Bartender [745/814] has challenged AssDisaster [908/1021] in combat and lost! 43 days, 08:54:43 is added to Angry_Bartender's clock.
[05/24/20 05:00:43] AssDisaster and Mag have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/20 05:16:18] arcade_droid [220/550] has challenged AssDisaster [592/1021] in combat and lost! 82 days, 17:45:50 is added to arcade_droid's clock.
[05/24/20 06:56:48] AssDisaster [234/1021] has challenged ricin [320/1579] in combat and lost! 189 days, 08:50:59 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/24/20 13:56:47] Mag [258/953] has challenged AssDisaster [687/1021] in combat and lost! 186 days, 15:58:53 is added to Mag's clock.
[05/24/20 18:01:13] AssDisaster, sm0g and NeilHanlon [1775/2336] have team battled pwnstick, theluke and tccki [344/1043] at [962,46] and won! 0 days, 07:25:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/20 01:54:48] AssDisaster, sm0g and Vengeance [421/2093] have team battled Angry_Bartender, r3v and NeilHanlon [2230/2334] at [714,292] and lost! 41 days, 12:07:09 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/20 02:48:33] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 95 days, 02:04:59 towards level 78.
[05/26/20 04:56:49] RichardG867 [752/859] has challenged AssDisaster [138/1021] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:31:46 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[05/26/20 05:01:35] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 148 days, 23:02:31 towards level 78.
[05/27/20 15:56:48] AssDisaster [268/1021] has challenged Nabru [67/313] in combat and won! 120 days, 12:38:28 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/28/20 01:56:49] AssDisaster [968/1021] has challenged tccki [85/309] in combat and won! 97 days, 11:01:31 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/28/20 11:56:49] Meistarin [304/572] has challenged AssDisaster [662/1021] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:46:40 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[05/28/20 12:56:48] AssDisaster [737/1021] has challenged Angry_Bartender [241/814] in combat and won! 201 days, 15:48:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/28/20 13:56:47] AssDisaster [182/1021] has challenged r3v [514/626] in combat and lost! 73 days, 11:45:32 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/28/20 15:34:54] Volkor and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/20 17:17:35] cities, Meistarin and ricin [2472/2548] have team battled Angry_Bartender, Astrid and AssDisaster [2221/2242] at [159,74] and won! 1 day, 21:53:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/20 19:56:49] Mag [737/953] has challenged AssDisaster [659/1021] in combat and won! 254 days, 07:41:06 is removed from Mag's clock.
[05/28/20 23:56:48] AssDisaster [911/1021] has challenged SelfishShellfish [67/833] in combat and won! 178 days, 23:57:19 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/29/20 02:45:08] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 53 days, 09:48:25 towards level 78.
[05/29/20 17:08:46] AssDisaster was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 63 days, 19:22:47 from level 78.
[05/30/20 05:56:47] vodka- [103/673] has challenged AssDisaster [675/1021] in combat and lost! 86 days, 21:49:20 is added to vodka-'s clock.
[05/30/20 06:56:47] AssDisaster [243/1021] has challenged bender9000 [89/247] in combat and won! 54 days, 01:18:13 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/30/20 09:56:49] AssDisaster [192/1021] has challenged Astrid [384/407] in combat and lost! 50 days, 06:16:56 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/31/20 01:56:47] AssDisaster [412/1021] has challenged Meistarin [59/572] in combat and won! 184 days, 05:29:35 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/31/20 05:01:05] TheSilentLink, weylin and Angry_Bartender [1217/2360] have team battled LilXanax, AssDisaster and nixxon [1172/2048] at [200,455] and won! 9 days, 01:26:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/20 05:18:14] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 40 days, 19:51:45 towards level 78.
[05/31/20 06:56:47] JoeK [502/557] has challenged AssDisaster [886/1021] in combat and lost! 126 days, 19:14:01 is added to JoeK's clock.
[05/31/20 07:56:48] Vengeance [320/651] has challenged AssDisaster [972/1021] in combat and lost! 99 days, 16:48:36 is added to Vengeance's clock.
[05/31/20 11:56:47] Angry_Bartender [609/814] has challenged AssDisaster [535/1021] in combat and won! 18 days, 13:24:26 is removed from Angry_Bartender's clock.
[05/31/20 12:46:27] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 157 days, 05:06:16 from level 78.
[05/31/20 23:05:19] SelfishShellfish, MPenguin and Nabru [2034/2067] have team battled AssDisaster, Volkor and TheSilentLink [145/2213] at [630,600] and won! 2 days, 09:06:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/20 01:37:05] MPenguin, vodka- and <heroicSoda> [797/2038] have team battled NeilHanlon, AssDisaster and Nabru [1807/2247] at [481,819] and lost! 2 days, 04:22:59 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/20 04:56:48] AssDisaster [1/1021] has challenged Thor [772/973] in combat and lost! 69 days, 20:45:49 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/01/20 12:56:47] AssDisaster [732/1021] has challenged arcade_droid [408/550] in combat and won! 107 days, 13:05:46 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/01/20 18:44:09] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 59 days, 10:27:22 towards level 78.
[06/01/20 20:55:26] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 54 days, 01:52:42 towards level 78.
[06/02/20 08:56:49] AssDisaster [496/1021] has challenged ricin [403/1581] in combat and won! 131 days, 02:37:57 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/03/20 09:19:46] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 41 days, 09:59:43 towards level 78.
[06/04/20 07:01:51] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 26 days, 00:41:53 towards level 78.
[06/04/20 12:56:47] AssDisaster [428/1021] has challenged ricin [767/1581] in combat and lost! 48 days, 09:06:36 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/05/20 08:56:47] AssDisaster [524/1021] has challenged apiw [355/369] in combat and won! 47 days, 09:04:46 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/05/20 13:46:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 222 days, 05:36:28 toward level 78.
[06/05/20 16:27:56] arcade_droid, JoeK and AssDisaster [1446/2128] have team battled tccki, Mag and <heroicSoda> [1228/1818] at [814,184] and won! 8 days, 16:05:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/20 20:50:33] AssDisaster, PlasmaStar and tccki [1391/1622] have team battled Angry_Bartender, StickMan and Nabru [590/1639] at [744,412] and won! 0 days, 03:42:51 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/20 03:56:49] AssDisaster [950/1021] has challenged Pontuzz [129/386] in combat and won! 12 days, 17:09:28 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/06/20 04:56:49] AssDisaster [419/1021] has challenged Tjololo [197/831] in combat and won! 19 days, 12:55:14 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/06/20 04:56:49] AssDisaster has dealt Tjololo a Critical Strike! 64 days, 13:34:25 is added to Tjololo's clock.
[06/06/20 06:56:47] Thor [834/966] has challenged AssDisaster [153/1021] in combat and won! 409 days, 12:58:01 is removed from Thor's clock.
[06/06/20 09:49:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 8 days, 07:25:11 toward level 78.
[06/06/20 10:56:47] nixxon [370/655] has challenged AssDisaster [178/1021] in combat and won! 165 days, 23:46:39 is removed from nixxon's clock.
[06/06/20 22:57:23] Balthazar, StickMan and r3v [1320/1879] have team battled JoeK, AssDisaster and Vengeance [1560/2229] at [682,315] and lost! 0 days, 21:52:12 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/20 07:44:23] JoeK, Angry_Bartender and nixxon [438/2026] have team battled AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and RichardG867 [2323/2471] at [437,77] and lost! 5 days, 13:58:41 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/20 09:28:21] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:06:49 towards level 78.
[06/07/20 10:44:18] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:16:33 towards level 78.
[06/07/20 10:52:52] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:20:01 towards level 78.
[06/07/20 11:13:26] RichardG867, JoeK, AssDisaster, and TheSilentLink have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/20 14:50:14] AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and RichardG867 [121/2471] have team battled JoeK, Vengeance and Demeisen [534/2402] at [269,475] and lost! 0 days, 12:09:57 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/20 19:56:48] weylin [395/976] has challenged AssDisaster [451/1021] in combat and lost! 129 days, 16:08:56 is added to weylin's clock.
[06/09/20 14:50:02] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:00:09 towards level 78.
[06/09/20 23:07:32] AssDisaster sharpened the edge of his weapon! AssDisaster's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/09/20 23:56:49] Tadruien [574/680] has challenged AssDisaster [225/1060] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:24:46 is removed from Tadruien's clock.
[06/10/20 12:56:47] Tjololo [518/831] has challenged AssDisaster [781/1079] in combat and lost! 46 days, 14:56:47 is added to Tjololo's clock.
[06/10/20 16:56:48] webvictim [450/660] has challenged AssDisaster [150/1079] in combat and won! 70 days, 07:35:07 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[06/10/20 21:50:05] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:43:33 towards level 78.
[06/10/20 21:56:48] sm0g [56/426] has challenged AssDisaster [763/1079] in combat and lost! 15 days, 19:21:20 is added to sm0g's clock.
[06/11/20 10:12:03] StickMan [257/493] has challenged AssDisaster [432/1079] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:27:36 is added to StickMan's clock.
[06/11/20 19:15:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 14 days, 10:47:36 toward level 78.
[06/11/20 22:34:42] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:24:59 towards level 78.
[06/12/20 10:12:38] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 17:23:13 from level 78.
[06/12/20 20:17:28] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:36:19 towards level 78.
[06/13/20 02:03:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 4 days, 20:32:19 toward level 78.
[06/13/20 02:56:47] bboston7 [537/559] has challenged AssDisaster [637/1079] in combat and lost! 78 days, 08:10:55 is added to bboston7's clock.
[06/13/20 15:19:34] Nabru, bboston7 and StickMan [506/1427] have team battled AssDisaster, Tadruien and Meistarin [45/2447] at [976,989] and won! 2 days, 20:51:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/20 13:17:24] TheSilentLink, StickMan and AssDisaster [449/2162] have team battled ricin, Volkor and r3v [1589/2844] at [614,426] and lost! 1 day, 06:58:49 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/20 01:56:16] weylin, Tjololo, AssDisaster, and NeilHanlon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/15/20 05:29:26] Volkor, tragique and r3v [259/1512] have team battled Gawble, ricin and AssDisaster [2656/3336] at [481,425] and lost! 0 days, 03:14:02 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/20 08:20:47] AssDisaster got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:06:59 from level 78.
[06/16/20 00:24:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 07:26:42 from level 78.
[06/16/20 03:17:30] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:36:38 towards level 78.
[06/16/20 17:56:49] AssDisaster [530/1079] has challenged NeilHanlon [237/899] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:40:34 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/16/20 19:56:47] AssDisaster [138/1079] has challenged PlasmaStar [222/264] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:19:24 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/17/20 05:32:15] AssDisaster, DoctorRaptorMD and r3v [1650/2825] have team battled Balthazar, Thor and bboston7 [1931/2258] at [992,702] and lost! 1 day, 02:35:05 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/20 09:56:49] AssDisaster [255/1079] has challenged vodka- [29/671] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:42:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/17/20 13:27:32] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:37 towards level 78.
[06/17/20 15:29:24] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:16:51 towards level 78.
[06/18/20 19:11:10] PlasmaStar, apiw and Gawble [1223/1329] have team battled Angry_Bartender, bender9000 and AssDisaster [1155/2243] at [36,250] and won! 0 days, 15:52:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/20 02:56:47] Thor [721/966] has challenged AssDisaster [285/1079] in combat and won! 35 days, 10:54:01 is removed from Thor's clock.
[06/19/20 13:26:48] tccki, Volkor and electrostat [741/2525] have team battled Ginrug, AssDisaster and r3v [1236/2267] at [420,178] and lost! 2 days, 02:19:53 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/20 03:43:02] AssDisaster was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:25:21 from level 78.
[06/20/20 10:02:03] weylin, Nabru and Tadruien [1770/2026] have team battled AssDisaster, vodka- and NeilHanlon [1744/2608] at [889,296] and won! 3 days, 20:53:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/20 19:43:57] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:56 towards level 78.
[06/20/20 19:55:25] Tadruien and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/20 14:56:48] <heroicSoda> [90/466] has challenged AssDisaster [854/1079] in combat and lost! 18 days, 16:33:02 is added to <heroicSoda>'s clock.
[06/21/20 17:56:49] NeilHanlon [621/858] has challenged AssDisaster [895/1079] in combat and lost! 12 days, 21:10:16 is added to NeilHanlon's clock.
[06/22/20 13:10:24] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:27 towards level 78.
[06/23/20 07:14:54] AssDisaster [61/1096] has challenged Gawble [58/676] in combat and won! 347 days, 17:30:25 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/23/20 08:56:47] AssDisaster [685/1096] has challenged Balthazar [322/737] in combat and won! 180 days, 19:26:34 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/24/20 09:52:36] nixxon, weylin and sm0g [1639/2048] have team battled ricin, Mag and AssDisaster [714/3510] at [557,203] and won! 0 days, 20:29:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/20 09:59:46] AssDisaster and nixxon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/20 12:22:10] Balthazar, ricin and AssDisaster [3408/3414] have team battled Meistarin, TheSilentLink and theluke [130/1669] at [532,510] and won! 10 days, 09:22:17 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/20 12:56:48] AssDisaster [392/1096] has challenged Gawble [205/676] in combat and won! 222 days, 18:28:53 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/25/20 03:04:44] <heroicSoda>, Ginrug and AssDisaster [28/2107] have team battled nixxon, weylin and Doctor_Colossus [970/2757] at [645,331] and lost! 16 days, 05:04:27 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/20 03:09:36] Astrid, AssDisaster and Ginrug [1999/2086] have team battled TheSilentLink, MPenguin and Tadruien [671/2159] at [474,337] and won! 7 days, 06:07:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/20 07:34:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 242 days, 23:55:56 toward level 79.
[06/26/20 14:50:09] HellSpawn [178/199] has come upon AssDisaster [482/1096] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:34:27 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[06/27/20 00:56:47] AssDisaster [316/1096] has challenged Decobus [240/372] in combat and won! 72 days, 04:32:56 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/27/20 09:55:58] AssDisaster got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 52 days, 12:48:06 from level 79.
[06/27/20 14:38:52] nixxon, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [369/2594] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, GoodDude and bboston7 [502/1899] at [495,795] and lost! 6 days, 03:31:17 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/20 11:03:15] AssDisaster, Pontuzz and bboston7 [767/2059] have team battled nixxon, HellSpawn and arcade_droid [1283/1421] at [346,513] and lost! 0 days, 20:59:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/20 17:08:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 269 days, 14:56:40 toward level 79.
[06/28/20 18:24:26] Ginrug, arcade_droid and JoeK [18/1817] have team battled AssDisaster, RichardG867 and ricin [2557/3574] at [185,241] and lost! 0 days, 09:38:51 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/20 02:50:08] Pontuzz, AssDisaster and Nabru [1320/1839] have team battled vodka-, apiw and StickMan [962/1533] at [529,544] and won! 0 days, 22:01:33 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/20 10:26:31] Mag, PlasmaStar and RichardG867 [1092/2029] have team battled ricin, AssDisaster and Thor [2160/3636] at [163,596] and lost! 1 day, 15:44:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/20 17:56:49] AssDisaster [341/1096] has challenged Hitler [293/847] in combat and won! 92 days, 18:41:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/01/20 05:10:18] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 25 days, 03:55:50 towards level 79.
[07/01/20 05:44:47] AssDisaster ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 17:17:30 from level 79.
[07/02/20 02:54:20] PlasmaStar, Tadruien and AssDisaster [2032/2075] have team battled JoeK, Decobus and bboston7 [318/1667] at [809,621] and won! 1 day, 07:12:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/20 02:56:48] apiw [212/378] has challenged AssDisaster [908/1096] in combat and lost! 17 days, 06:33:05 is added to apiw's clock.
[07/02/20 14:47:24] TheSilentLink, Mag and AssDisaster [720/2505] have team battled Tjololo, vodka- and n0suchth1ng [769/2227] at [232,505] and lost! 0 days, 03:41:36 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/20 19:15:30] Thor [755/959] has challenged AssDisaster [92/1096] in combat and won! 329 days, 00:18:42 is removed from Thor's clock.
[07/02/20 19:15:30] Thor has dealt AssDisaster a Critical Strike! 34 days, 08:59:33 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/02/20 22:54:23] <heroicSoda>, vodka- and AssDisaster [84/2214] have team battled Tjololo, MPenguin and apiw [807/2133] at [51,310] and lost! 5 days, 02:39:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/20 01:00:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 112 days, 08:33:37 toward level 79.
[07/03/20 03:36:01] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 17 days, 04:59:44 towards level 79.
[07/03/20 09:30:04] AssDisaster, theluke, Tjololo, and electrostat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/03/20 14:47:39] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 09:46:23 towards level 79.
[07/04/20 07:42:15] GoodDude [83/264] has challenged AssDisaster [830/1096] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:54:19 is added to GoodDude's clock.
[07/04/20 08:36:10] Ginrug, apiw and AssDisaster [467/2019] have team battled nixxon, <heroicSoda> and webvictim [1477/1787] at [50,188] and lost! 23 days, 18:55:00 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/20 09:03:25] AssDisaster and GoodDude have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/20 10:56:49] AssDisaster [508/1096] has challenged JoeK [118/717] in combat and won! 23 days, 14:50:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/04/20 21:41:00] apiw, AssDisaster, Ginrug, and SelfishShellfish have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/05/20 08:56:49] AssDisaster [875/1096] has challenged Tadruien [230/685] in combat and won! 15 days, 04:18:30 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/05/20 18:46:14] StickMan, AssDisaster and Astrid [1054/2052] have team battled arcade_droid, TheSilentLink and apiw [235/1513] at [103,609] and won! 1 day, 14:26:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/20 10:48:53] AssDisaster, Angry_Bartender and Vengeance [201/2642] have team battled Gawble, Pontuzz and StickMan [1/1685] at [437,563] and won! 12 days, 09:45:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/20 15:38:04] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:37:20 towards level 79.
[07/06/20 18:56:49] Tjololo [393/842] has challenged AssDisaster [948/1096] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:55:08 is added to Tjololo's clock.
[07/06/20 19:25:59] Ginrug, Hitler and AssDisaster [1087/2488] have team battled Nabru, SelfishShellfish and Lothar [136/2025] at [691,384] and won! 8 days, 20:45:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/20 00:41:42] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:39:44 towards level 79.
[07/07/20 11:45:41] nixxon and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/20 19:17:16] Angry_Bartender, GoodDude and Balthazar [1085/1821] have team battled Hitler, Ginrug and AssDisaster [1352/2488] at [731,396] and lost! 0 days, 08:26:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/20 19:56:48] MPenguin [861/913] has challenged AssDisaster [11/1096] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:25:52 is removed from MPenguin's clock.
[07/08/20 19:56:47] AssDisaster [469/1096] has challenged Thor [678/959] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:16:05 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/09/20 11:56:49] Demeisen [918/1202] has challenged AssDisaster [904/1096] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:55:49 is removed from Demeisen's clock.
[07/09/20 12:34:49] AssDisaster, Nabru and MPenguin [906/2379] have team battled Ginrug, Angry_Bartender and TheSilentLink [1260/1954] at [725,305] and lost! 1 day, 21:28:48 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/20 01:05:09] Gawble, Astrid, AssDisaster, and electrostat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/20 01:34:18] StickMan, cities and GoodDude [504/1185] have team battled AssDisaster, electrostat and HellSpawn [1159/2894] at [359,617] and lost! 0 days, 11:53:27 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/20 09:25:25] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 06:04:26 from level 79.
[07/10/20 14:00:48] AssDisaster [410/1096] has come upon GoodDude [61/265] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:37:58 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/10/20 19:56:47] Mag [302/833] has challenged AssDisaster [494/1096] in combat and lost! 87 days, 18:26:05 is added to Mag's clock.
[07/11/20 02:10:30] bboston7, cities and TheSilentLink [739/1577] have team battled JoeK, AssDisaster and <heroicSoda> [2086/2282] at [688,628] and lost! 6 days, 23:56:38 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/20 11:56:48] AssDisaster [66/1096] has challenged StickMan [468/513] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:30:12 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/11/20 14:56:49] AssDisaster [884/1096] has challenged NeilHanlon [458/858] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:10:45 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/12/20 05:41:43] Hitler, Balthazar and Ginrug [455/2120] have team battled Thor, AssDisaster and cities [2115/2462] at [510,735] and lost! 17 days, 01:03:10 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/20 06:36:26] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:23:08 towards level 79.
[07/12/20 06:54:53] Hitler, cities and AssDisaster [120/2350] have team battled PlasmaStar, Demeisen and sm0g [1607/1933] at [757,488] and lost! 5 days, 18:12:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/20 13:56:47] AssDisaster [801/1096] has challenged Gawble [730/788] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:26:17 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/12/20 17:41:01] Tjololo, MPenguin and GoodDude [1394/2017] have team battled ricin, LilXanax and AssDisaster [981/3088] at [417,458] and won! 0 days, 00:40:59 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/20 19:38:01] MPenguin, AssDisaster and GoodDude [866/2280] have team battled LilXanax, RichardG867 and Pontuzz [1113/1694] at [367,523] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:23 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/20 02:50:25] PlasmaStar, LilXanax and AssDisaster [1278/1855] have team battled Vengeance, NeilHanlon and <heroicSoda> [137/1987] at [394,101] and won! 2 days, 12:57:13 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/20 04:54:06] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:50:24 towards level 79.
[07/13/20 11:56:48] Gawble [755/788] has challenged AssDisaster [715/1096] in combat and won! 19 days, 12:28:24 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[07/13/20 14:56:48] AssDisaster [632/1096] has challenged Angry_Bartender [504/824] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:22:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/13/20 18:02:27] AssDisaster got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:02:12 from level 79.
[07/13/20 19:13:57] AssDisaster got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:12:48 from level 79.
[07/14/20 05:29:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 10 days, 03:15:22 toward level 79.
[07/14/20 12:10:50] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:06:51 towards level 79.
[07/15/20 05:15:13] Astrid, AssDisaster and Meistarin [2048/2284] have team battled vodka-, nixxon and Thor [1658/2305] at [717,232] and won! 2 days, 00:45:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/20 09:21:40] JoeK, n0suchth1ng and AssDisaster [933/2551] have team battled nixxon, Astrid and Tjololo [1510/1977] at [607,509] and lost! 1 day, 14:11:21 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/20 13:21:20] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:00:40 towards level 79.
[07/15/20 15:56:49] Mag [522/833] has challenged AssDisaster [983/1096] in combat and lost! 78 days, 07:24:36 is added to Mag's clock.
[07/16/20 04:56:47] vodka- [484/668] has challenged AssDisaster [1056/1096] in combat and lost! 17 days, 08:44:47 is added to vodka-'s clock.
[07/17/20 08:05:36] n0suchth1ng, bboston7 and Balthazar [139/2113] have team battled cities, AssDisaster and arcade_droid [1640/1958] at [923,64] and lost! 1 day, 11:16:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/20 09:56:47] AssDisaster [745/1096] has challenged bboston7 [441/647] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:15:25 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/17/20 10:43:20] StickMan, AssDisaster and cities [1710/2011] have team battled PlasmaStar, arcade_droid and Balthazar [1465/1531] at [666,351] and won! 1 day, 02:30:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/20 17:56:49] AssDisaster [907/1096] has challenged <heroicSoda> [163/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:50:29 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/17/20 20:28:47] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:23 towards level 79.
[07/17/20 20:57:30] PlasmaStar [245/348] has come upon AssDisaster [745/1096] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:52:31 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[07/18/20 05:10:38] PlasmaStar, AssDisaster and weylin [729/2464] have team battled JoeK, MPenguin and Doctor_Colossus [353/2767] at [633,150] and won! 0 days, 08:11:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/20 14:36:07] Hitler and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/20 10:56:49] AssDisaster [542/1096] has challenged webvictim [358/666] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:35:19 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/19/20 13:14:48] Meistarin, AssDisaster and NeilHanlon [61/2676] have team battled n0suchth1ng, Thor and SelfishShellfish [2358/2561] at [681,75] and lost! 0 days, 03:04:46 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/20 20:56:49] Gawble [384/788] has challenged AssDisaster [918/1096] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:34:49 is added to Gawble's clock.
[07/20/20 20:51:25] AssDisaster, Tadruien and Ginrug [1133/2309] have team battled electrostat, |_ocke and vodka- [1967/2339] at [641,40] and lost! 0 days, 05:40:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/20 06:56:47] Doctor_Colossus [1044/1131] has challenged AssDisaster [234/1096] in combat and won! 30 days, 18:20:55 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[07/21/20 06:56:47] Doctor_Colossus has dealt AssDisaster a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:06:54 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/21/20 12:22:59] AssDisaster, weylin and Astrid [1266/2582] have team battled |_ocke, Meistarin and vodka- [992/1552] at [130,272] and won! 0 days, 04:19:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/20 13:25:46] AssDisaster and Meistarin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/20 16:43:01] AssDisaster, Meistarin, vodka-, and Lothar have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/22/20 01:43:07] AssDisaster [96/1096] has challenged vodka- [159/668] in combat and lost! 139 days, 04:07:22 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/22/20 03:20:20] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 93 days, 22:30:06 towards level 80.
[07/22/20 08:56:49] AssDisaster [838/1096] has challenged Tjololo [686/833] in combat and won! 356 days, 21:59:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/22/20 09:04:41] Meistarin, Lothar and Hitler [1653/2359] have team battled Demeisen, AssDisaster and vodka- [1462/2966] at [199,96] and won! 13 days, 07:51:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/20 18:03:33] theluke, AssDisaster and Demeisen [454/2702] have team battled Hitler, vodka- and arcade_droid [1639/1970] at [384,108] and lost! 21 days, 12:37:22 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/20 18:34:07] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 130 days, 09:23:06 towards level 80.
[07/22/20 23:56:49] AssDisaster [263/1096] has challenged weylin [532/1020] in combat and lost! 158 days, 04:20:30 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/23/20 22:05:31] AssDisaster, Gawble, MPenguin, and Balthazar have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/20 20:56:49] Gawble [131/788] has challenged AssDisaster [235/1096] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:07:55 is added to Gawble's clock.
[07/25/20 03:10:23] Hitler, TheSilentLink and Pontuzz [43/1814] have team battled Mag, NeilHanlon and AssDisaster [893/2804] at [84,283] and lost! 1 day, 18:02:33 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/20 07:48:36] Vengeance and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/20 07:56:49] Decobus [67/373] has challenged AssDisaster [686/1096] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:17:12 is added to Decobus's clock.
[07/27/20 00:56:49] AssDisaster [578/1096] has challenged arcade_droid [239/455] in combat and won! 140 days, 13:42:32 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/27/20 09:56:49] AssDisaster [152/1096] has challenged Tadruien [555/668] in combat and lost! 86 days, 07:31:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/27/20 12:49:50] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 94 days, 22:23:06 towards level 80.
[07/27/20 13:56:48] TheSilentLink [409/585] has challenged AssDisaster [816/1096] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:43:04 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[07/27/20 15:09:32] AssDisaster misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 59 days, 19:13:10 from level 80.
[07/27/20 21:56:48] AssDisaster [586/1096] has challenged apiw [289/376] in combat and won! 109 days, 15:47:17 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/28/20 07:56:49] AssDisaster [672/1096] has challenged Pontuzz [371/382] in combat and won! 88 days, 09:52:33 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/28/20 10:19:56] Nabru, TheSilentLink and vodka- [1319/1617] have team battled AssDisaster, NeilHanlon and <heroicSoda> [90/2427] at [656,290] and won! 8 days, 16:43:33 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/20 17:56:47] AssDisaster [732/1096] has challenged Thor [254/972] in combat and won! 121 days, 12:50:38 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/29/20 02:56:47] Decobus [91/373] has challenged AssDisaster [320/1096] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:37:16 is added to Decobus's clock.
[07/29/20 03:52:01] Lothar, SelfishShellfish and Thor [1727/2633] have team battled AssDisaster, RichardG867 and weylin [1967/3004] at [840,245] and lost! 1 day, 06:08:56 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/20 03:56:49] AssDisaster [931/1096] has challenged apiw [314/376] in combat and won! 142 days, 08:11:35 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/29/20 18:56:48] NeilHanlon [427/858] has challenged AssDisaster [1037/1096] in combat and lost! 36 days, 07:10:12 is added to NeilHanlon's clock.
[07/30/20 15:28:59] AssDisaster [1053/1096] has come upon Thor [658/972] and taken them in combat! 177 days, 04:48:47 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/31/20 13:56:48] AssDisaster [163/1096] has challenged NeilHanlon [286/858] in combat and lost! 86 days, 10:07:37 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/31/20 15:56:48] AssDisaster [494/1096] has challenged tccki [300/395] in combat and won! 85 days, 13:12:20 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/01/20 04:01:34] Pontuzz, apiw and Mag [788/1608] have team battled Thor, <heroicSoda> and AssDisaster [322/2541] at [503,93] and won! 1 day, 11:24:34 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/20 13:38:41] AssDisaster, Tjololo and Ginrug [1610/2469] have team battled PlasmaStar, Demeisen and bboston7 [1554/2217] at [169,185] and won! 1 day, 12:13:05 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/20 17:56:48] TheSilentLink [229/585] has challenged AssDisaster [733/1096] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:13:18 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[08/03/20 08:07:03] MPenguin, Hitler and Decobus [29/2270] have team battled AssDisaster, weylin and LilXanax [793/2527] at [1013,62] and lost! 0 days, 12:53:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/20 12:56:47] AssDisaster [311/1096] has challenged <heroicSoda> [134/473] in combat and won! 223 days, 19:59:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/04/20 01:56:49] AssDisaster [1081/1096] has challenged weylin [876/1020] in combat and won! 314 days, 10:58:33 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/04/20 02:32:21] AssDisaster [435/1096] has come upon |_ocke [73/336] and taken them in combat! 94 days, 15:13:59 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/04/20 11:38:59] PlasmaStar, AssDisaster and |_ocke [1205/1778] have team battled electrostat, RichardG867 and MPenguin [969/3493] at [937,517] and won! 0 days, 16:59:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/20 02:05:10] HellSpawn, theluke and Doctor_Colossus [538/1857] have team battled AssDisaster, Meistarin and Tadruien [266/2479] at [745,781] and won! 2 days, 12:59:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/20 10:38:48] Astrid, AssDisaster and Ginrug [1241/2107] have team battled cities, Meistarin and |_ocke [98/1458] at [943,626] and won! 2 days, 01:59:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/20 12:44:16] Astrid, cities and electrostat [857/2441] have team battled HellSpawn, Meistarin and AssDisaster [684/2108] at [913,830] and won! 1 day, 15:34:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/20 14:51:34] cities, Meistarin and AssDisaster [781/2218] have team battled LilXanax, electrostat and theluke [19/2401] at [790,960] and won! 16 days, 12:24:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/20 00:21:18] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 106 days, 21:12:24 towards level 80.
[08/06/20 00:48:13] Vengeance, theluke and Lothar [1625/1884] have team battled TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and cities [1102/2088] at [833,1021] and won! 5 days, 20:08:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/20 00:56:47] AssDisaster [784/1096] has challenged Ginrug [233/545] in combat and won! 115 days, 10:21:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/06/20 18:51:47] AssDisaster and Hitler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/20 22:56:47] AssDisaster [34/1096] has challenged PlasmaStar [53/342] in combat and lost! 55 days, 01:06:50 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/07/20 10:56:48] <heroicSoda> [466/473] has challenged AssDisaster [866/1096] in combat and lost! 51 days, 14:06:24 is added to <heroicSoda>'s clock.
[08/07/20 18:56:49] AssDisaster [120/1096] has challenged |_ocke [150/336] in combat and lost! 58 days, 20:11:30 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/08/20 11:41:58] AssDisaster ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 44 days, 22:28:49 from level 80.
[08/09/20 22:05:16] AssDisaster, LilXanax and Ginrug [418/2052] have team battled HellSpawn, vodka- and Hitler [1635/1818] at [685,600] and lost! 0 days, 15:57:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/20 23:56:49] Doctor_Colossus [515/1138] has challenged AssDisaster [1039/1096] in combat and lost! 24 days, 16:16:26 is added to Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[08/10/20 01:56:49] AssDisaster [637/1096] has challenged Hitler [319/847] in combat and won! 236 days, 02:58:35 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/10/20 04:56:47] AssDisaster [379/1096] has challenged electrostat [515/1568] in combat and lost! 84 days, 23:45:05 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/10/20 07:56:49] AssDisaster [906/1096] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [1074/1138] in combat and lost! 87 days, 05:48:53 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/10/20 21:39:52] Tadruien, Vengeance and Doctor_Colossus [720/2471] have team battled LilXanax, Tjololo and AssDisaster [272/2347] at [469,610] and won! 1 day, 06:29:14 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/20 05:05:40] <heroicSoda>, Vengeance and JoeK [557/1834] have team battled Tadruien, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [1618/2902] at [365,429] and lost! 12 days, 22:32:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/20 06:10:30] GoodDude [206/327] has challenged AssDisaster [541/1096] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:36:36 is added to GoodDude's clock.
[08/12/20 06:54:19] Thor, weylin and AssDisaster [1272/3093] have team battled Vengeance, Tadruien and r3v [1594/1971] at [118,293] and lost! 0 days, 09:25:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/20 20:07:43] AssDisaster, ricin, sm0g, and Pontuzz have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/20 22:49:48] electrostat, cities and sm0g [899/2408] have team battled r3v, Pontuzz and AssDisaster [537/2116] at [6,367] and won! 3 days, 21:10:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/20 01:56:49] AssDisaster [618/1096] has challenged bender9000 [270/371] in combat and won! 59 days, 06:13:26 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/13/20 01:56:49] AssDisaster has dealt bender9000 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:51:41 is added to bender9000's clock.
[08/13/20 05:56:44] LilXanax, Vengeance and Mag [1012/1917] have team battled AssDisaster, Ginrug and r3v [76/2279] at [427,569] and won! 9 days, 18:55:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/20 02:56:48] MPenguin [526/1037] has challenged AssDisaster [590/1096] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:57:29 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[08/14/20 12:19:10] ricin, Angry_Bartender and webvictim [519/3058] have team battled Balthazar, AssDisaster and NeilHanlon [1521/2692] at [625,371] and lost! 6 days, 00:24:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/20 14:13:49] AssDisaster [754/1096] has come upon Doctor_Colossus [389/1138] and taken them in combat! 113 days, 13:21:24 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/14/20 22:56:47] AssDisaster [177/1096] has challenged Vengeance [614/665] in combat and lost! 58 days, 01:11:21 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/15/20 02:56:47] AssDisaster [1064/1096] has challenged electrostat [31/1568] in combat and won! 113 days, 17:48:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/15/20 16:56:48] AssDisaster [364/1096] has challenged weylin [276/1025] in combat and won! 89 days, 17:36:37 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/16/20 01:00:22] AssDisaster, Gawble, Ginrug, and pwnstick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/16/20 02:34:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 118 days, 20:15:52 from level 80.
[08/16/20 03:56:48] weylin [73/1035] has challenged AssDisaster [773/1096] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:46:24 is added to weylin's clock.
[08/16/20 04:56:47] SelfishShellfish [838/871] has challenged AssDisaster [587/1096] in combat and won! 11 days, 09:21:53 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[08/16/20 15:49:25] GoodDude, Gawble and Ginrug [866/1672] have team battled pwnstick, AssDisaster and Tadruien [1631/2110] at [90,181] and lost! 0 days, 16:43:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/20 16:09:03] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 29 days, 16:35:12 towards level 80.
[08/16/20 16:51:39] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 27 days, 07:31:22 towards level 80.
[08/16/20 16:56:49] AssDisaster [566/1096] has challenged Vengeance [43/657] in combat and won! 65 days, 23:04:11 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/16/20 18:32:21] AssDisaster and TheSilentLink have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/20 13:56:47] Tjololo [39/855] has challenged AssDisaster [405/1096] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:54:31 is added to Tjololo's clock.
[08/17/20 14:34:01] TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and webvictim [915/2347] have team battled Decobus, MPenguin and ricin [1261/3013] at [344,401] and lost! 0 days, 13:57:28 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/20 01:03:19] Hitler, Balthazar and Tjololo [968/2536] have team battled NeilHanlon, MPenguin and AssDisaster [333/2985] at [465,718] and won! 62 days, 06:08:05 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/20 10:09:21] NeilHanlon, AssDisaster and bboston7 [1084/2612] have team battled Meistarin, |_ocke and JoeK [1032/1754] at [579,765] and won! 4 days, 04:20:38 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/20 11:56:48] Ginrug [269/545] has challenged AssDisaster [456/1096] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:08:01 is added to Ginrug's clock.
[08/18/20 15:56:48] AssDisaster [348/1096] has challenged bboston7 [64/664] in combat and won! 77 days, 12:35:56 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/18/20 22:56:48] Angry_Bartender [256/802] has challenged AssDisaster [721/1096] in combat and lost! 19 days, 00:04:58 is added to Angry_Bartender's clock.
[08/19/20 05:04:37] AssDisaster, Astrid and Vengeance [665/2299] have team battled bender9000, Decobus and webvictim [1203/1423] at [594,378] and lost! 0 days, 18:58:37 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/20 15:56:47] r3v [396/636] has challenged AssDisaster [38/1096] in combat and won! 78 days, 04:59:39 is removed from r3v's clock.
[08/19/20 17:56:48] AssDisaster [105/1096] has challenged Vengeance [303/657] in combat and lost! 42 days, 08:17:05 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/19/20 22:56:47] AssDisaster [615/1096] has challenged Gawble [8/800] in combat and won! 82 days, 22:52:05 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/20/20 01:39:01] AssDisaster, Pontuzz and Nabru [168/1843] have team battled Astrid, electrostat and RichardG867 [1000/3053] at [612,558] and lost! 1 day, 06:11:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/20 08:07:56] AssDisaster, RichardG867 and MPenguin [1171/3010] have team battled ricin, cities and Meistarin [2324/2712] at [470,421] and lost! 9 days, 00:14:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/20 12:56:48] webvictim [432/666] has challenged AssDisaster [720/1096] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:54:46 is added to webvictim's clock.
[08/20/20 18:05:13] GoodDude, electrostat and AssDisaster [1577/3097] have team battled Pontuzz, |_ocke and Thor [443/1684] at [716,585] and won! 1 day, 10:43:14 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/20 18:20:27] GoodDude, Gawble and AssDisaster [1932/2267] have team battled |_ocke, Tadruien and Thor [1580/1976] at [899,703] and won! 0 days, 11:41:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/20 22:21:03] Nabru, Pontuzz and JoeK [175/1443] have team battled electrostat, MPenguin and AssDisaster [2870/3763] at [616,659] and lost! 1 day, 04:43:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/20 03:56:05] <heroicSoda>, tccki and AssDisaster [1518/1973] have team battled Pontuzz, electrostat and StickMan [1902/2520] at [568,639] and lost! 3 days, 07:05:06 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/20 11:56:47] AssDisaster [280/1117] has challenged ricin [1501/1590] in combat and lost! 45 days, 02:25:15 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/21/20 14:56:47] webvictim [42/666] has challenged AssDisaster [1066/1117] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:58:57 is added to webvictim's clock.
[08/21/20 15:10:33] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 22 days, 00:38:46 towards level 80.
[08/21/20 15:26:39] TheSilentLink [568/607] has come upon AssDisaster [981/1117] and been defeated in combat! 105 days, 05:04:09 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[08/21/20 22:06:43] AssDisaster [966/1117] has come upon Angry_Bartender [250/802] and taken them in combat! 62 days, 01:32:01 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/22/20 04:56:49] Balthazar [400/763] has challenged AssDisaster [766/1117] in combat and lost! 20 days, 20:00:37 is added to Balthazar's clock.
[08/22/20 14:56:47] vodka- [659/674] has challenged AssDisaster [62/1117] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:35:25 is removed from vodka-'s clock.
[08/22/20 19:15:02] Pontuzz, AssDisaster and Angry_Bartender [1364/2301] have team battled Tjololo, nixxon and Vengeance [29/2177] at [992,31] and won! 5 days, 18:24:24 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/20 21:56:49] AssDisaster [491/1117] has challenged Meistarin [227/715] in combat and won! 132 days, 03:36:40 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/24/20 06:44:18] Angry_Bartender [91/802] has come upon AssDisaster [646/1117] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 05:52:39 is added to Angry_Bartender's clock.
[08/24/20 11:17:33] sm0g, Angry_Bartender and Decobus [1426/1625] have team battled PlasmaStar, tccki and AssDisaster [685/1851] at [267,854] and won! 1 day, 01:53:48 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/20 23:02:19] Thor, tccki and vodka- [1255/2025] have team battled AssDisaster, bender9000 and Angry_Bartender [1978/2290] at [455,883] and lost! 0 days, 06:05:32 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/20 08:59:26] Meistarin, JoeK and Thor [625/2370] have team battled vodka-, tccki and AssDisaster [1735/2183] at [63,850] and lost! 14 days, 10:53:42 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/20 11:55:37] AssDisaster and Gawble have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/20 16:56:48] AssDisaster [419/1117] has challenged PlasmaStar [81/342] in combat and won! 37 days, 11:59:20 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/26/20 00:56:48] Decobus [253/386] has challenged AssDisaster [466/1117] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:40:32 is added to Decobus's clock.
[08/26/20 01:18:45] AssDisaster, StickMan and sm0g [549/2062] have team battled PlasmaStar, bender9000 and LilXanax [309/1392] at [1008,959] and won! 1 day, 06:42:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/20 09:47:18] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 20 days, 05:40:01 towards level 80.
[08/26/20 09:56:49] AssDisaster [226/1117] has challenged ricin [541/1600] in combat and lost! 44 days, 09:12:28 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/26/20 10:56:47] AssDisaster [794/1117] has challenged pwnstick [280/376] in combat and won! 36 days, 03:17:01 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/27/20 02:01:24] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 25 days, 23:14:16 towards level 80.
[08/27/20 22:56:47] nixxon [68/686] has challenged AssDisaster [542/1117] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:15:02 is added to nixxon's clock.
[08/28/20 10:57:29] weylin [582/973] has come upon AssDisaster [273/1117] and taken them in combat! 241 days, 05:01:49 is removed from weylin's clock.
[08/28/20 14:18:04] LilXanax, AssDisaster, Meistarin, and TheSilentLink have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/28/20 21:26:31] pwnstick, NeilHanlon and AssDisaster [500/2349] have team battled Ginrug, <heroicSoda> and ricin [2242/2644] at [937,420] and lost! 0 days, 00:49:01 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/20 06:56:48] AssDisaster [519/1117] has challenged vodka- [322/674] in combat and won! 31 days, 06:57:22 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/29/20 17:38:53] Nabru, weylin and AssDisaster [1037/2455] have team battled |_ocke, Decobus and Astrid [111/1279] at [685,664] and won! 0 days, 13:01:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/20 21:56:48] AssDisaster [311/1117] has challenged TheSilentLink [450/606] in combat and lost! 15 days, 06:47:56 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/30/20 00:30:11] webvictim, Nabru and bender9000 [1327/1402] have team battled Lothar, StickMan and AssDisaster [1587/2432] at [863,517] and lost! 0 days, 07:12:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/20 01:06:03] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 11:53:26 towards level 80.
[08/30/20 03:37:46] AssDisaster and bboston7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/20 17:23:23] AssDisaster [994/1117] has come upon LilXanax [262/682] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 11:57:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/30/20 17:49:26] webvictim, Angry_Bartender and GoodDude [1817/1861] have team battled Decobus, AssDisaster and LilXanax [1931/2185] at [715,870] and lost! 0 days, 18:43:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/20 19:59:27] AssDisaster, webvictim and GoodDude [781/2212] have team battled theluke, LilXanax and Angry_Bartender [1053/2020] at [597,1000] and lost! 0 days, 22:02:31 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/20 04:56:47] Lothar [229/807] has challenged AssDisaster [831/1117] in combat and lost! 57 days, 22:39:59 is added to Lothar's clock.
[08/31/20 09:39:40] arcade_droid [258/473] has come upon AssDisaster [239/1117] and taken them in combat! 29 days, 16:59:23 is removed from arcade_droid's clock.
[08/31/20 15:45:32] weylin, NeilHanlon and SelfishShellfish [678/2696] have team battled AssDisaster, Nabru and cities [1118/1891] at [333,935] and lost! 40 days, 06:31:04 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/20 16:54:35] AssDisaster, NeilHanlon and SelfishShellfish [1135/2840] have team battled Angry_Bartender, Vengeance and Nabru [1746/1831] at [467,740] and lost! 29 days, 22:05:59 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/20 07:46:31] AssDisaster, MPenguin and bboston7 [2305/2525] have team battled arcade_droid, Nabru and electrostat [1039/2463] at [192,144] and won! 2 days, 01:44:54 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/20 12:10:59] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 17 days, 15:57:27 towards level 80.
[09/01/20 16:11:48] HellSpawn, AssDisaster and NeilHanlon [1258/2280] have team battled Tadruien, TheSilentLink and vodka- [1260/1954] at [216,332] and lost! 0 days, 10:37:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/20 20:56:47] AssDisaster [609/1117] has challenged bender9000 [256/371] in combat and won! 14 days, 07:34:26 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/02/20 00:17:55] AssDisaster, JoeK and arcade_droid [477/2292] have team battled RichardG867, tccki and Ginrug [1702/1955] at [148,212] and lost! 4 days, 16:38:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/20 10:36:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 80 days, 09:21:25 toward level 80.
[09/03/20 05:56:49] Astrid [234/546] has challenged AssDisaster [788/1117] in combat and lost! 13 days, 16:23:28 is added to Astrid's clock.
[09/03/20 08:59:41] AssDisaster [351/1117] has come upon Ginrug [31/689] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:35:26 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/03/20 10:09:24] Ginrug, SelfishShellfish and Tjololo [9/2386] have team battled Decobus, NeilHanlon and AssDisaster [2109/2355] at [372,153] and lost! 1 day, 12:04:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/20 17:12:33] AssDisaster, MPenguin and |_ocke [573/2213] have team battled vodka-, sm0g and NeilHanlon [1850/1986] at [583,197] and lost! 2 days, 14:47:02 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/20 02:10:02] AssDisaster got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:35:18 from level 80.
[09/04/20 05:56:05] TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and StickMan [208/2231] have team battled Vengeance, RichardG867 and Mag [535/2394] at [520,500] and lost! 0 days, 11:53:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/20 09:08:21] LilXanax, webvictim and AssDisaster [673/2465] have team battled TheSilentLink, Lothar and weylin [1381/2386] at [596,449] and lost! 0 days, 07:44:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/20 07:31:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 52 days, 01:03:57 from level 80.
[09/05/20 23:07:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 56 days, 18:28:44 toward level 80.
[09/06/20 09:56:49] AssDisaster [66/1117] has challenged StickMan [33/508] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:48:54 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/07/20 02:05:12] Meistarin, Vengeance and LilXanax [1064/2073] have team battled bender9000, Gawble and AssDisaster [2011/2545] at [689,622] and lost! 0 days, 20:51:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/20 03:02:53] weylin, tccki and theluke [22/1934] have team battled bender9000, AssDisaster and Gawble [909/2545] at [742,345] and lost! 14 days, 16:37:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/20 20:42:03] AssDisaster, Ginrug and MPenguin [464/2541] have team battled vodka-, tccki and Meistarin [6/1775] at [983,667] and won! 1 day, 14:24:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/20 23:14:19] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:44:43 towards level 80.
[09/08/20 03:12:02] Ginrug, Meistarin and bender9000 [1682/1772] have team battled AssDisaster, Astrid and weylin [884/2636] at [797,490] and won! 0 days, 19:59:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/20 03:50:22] webvictim and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/20 07:37:00] AssDisaster, vodka- and SelfishShellfish [862/2651] have team battled cities, Vengeance and Astrid [1121/1634] at [983,740] and lost! 1 day, 10:53:20 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/20 10:56:48] AssDisaster [135/1117] has challenged RichardG867 [527/877] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:25:29 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/09/20 08:56:49] AssDisaster [777/1117] has challenged webvictim [244/674] in combat and won! 12 days, 21:10:06 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/09/20 14:56:47] AssDisaster [590/1117] has challenged TheSilentLink [325/611] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:00:38 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/10/20 10:56:47] AssDisaster [30/1117] has challenged Meistarin [469/729] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:56:23 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/10/20 11:56:49] RichardG867 [855/882] has challenged AssDisaster [234/1117] in combat and won! 53 days, 01:27:58 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[09/10/20 23:44:54] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:44:47 towards level 80.
[09/11/20 08:56:48] electrostat [1448/1661] has challenged AssDisaster [655/1117] in combat and won! 18 days, 03:01:55 is removed from electrostat's clock.
[09/11/20 19:56:48] Vengeance [456/679] has challenged AssDisaster [410/1117] in combat and won! 81 days, 09:43:04 is removed from Vengeance's clock.
[09/12/20 01:56:47] TheSilentLink [319/611] has challenged AssDisaster [220/1117] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:57:03 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[09/12/20 01:56:47] TheSilentLink has dealt AssDisaster a Critical Strike! 3 days, 13:05:26 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/12/20 06:03:52] Ginrug, Tadruien and AssDisaster [1461/2491] have team battled weylin, MPenguin and vodka- [1965/2382] at [915,908] and lost! 7 days, 18:22:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/20 13:55:49] vodka-, AssDisaster and StickMan [2059/2310] have team battled Hitler, electrostat and Pontuzz [2957/2988] at [882,1013] and lost! 9 days, 06:04:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/20 17:40:13] Pontuzz, JoeK and StickMan [1216/1602] have team battled |_ocke, bboston7 and AssDisaster [1114/2114] at [25,56] and won! 5 days, 07:09:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/20 01:46:51] AssDisaster, Hitler, n0suchth1ng, and Tjololo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/14/20 10:49:00] AssDisaster walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:58:36 from level 80.
[09/14/20 11:51:09] PlasmaStar, theluke and Astrid [902/1467] have team battled Meistarin, AssDisaster and bboston7 [621/2493] at [94,276] and won! 0 days, 06:55:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/20 14:42:58] arcade_droid, AssDisaster and bboston7 [2013/2271] have team battled |_ocke, pwnstick and Meistarin [591/1428] at [220,217] and won! 8 days, 21:06:03 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/20 02:56:49] AssDisaster [650/1117] has challenged n0suchth1ng [174/743] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:13:51 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/15/20 09:27:08] Doctor_Colossus, AssDisaster, Vengeance, and bboston7 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/21/20 20:05:28] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:08:52 towards level 80.
[09/22/20 02:51:35] AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and Tjololo [898/3104] have team battled PlasmaStar, TheSilentLink and SelfishShellfish [943/1923] at [9,612] and lost! 3 days, 20:02:22 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/20 03:58:56] AssDisaster [318/1117] has challenged vodka- [542/655] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:05:21 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/22/20 04:29:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 5 days, 04:53:13 toward level 80.
[09/22/20 07:58:55] bboston7 [294/666] has challenged AssDisaster [614/1117] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:40:30 is added to bboston7's clock.
[09/22/20 16:58:54] StickMan [485/513] has challenged AssDisaster [366/1117] in combat and won! 29 days, 04:34:39 is removed from StickMan's clock.
[09/22/20 17:11:16] bboston7, JoeK and PlasmaStar [1594/1754] have team battled Decobus, Tadruien and AssDisaster [1129/2202] at [154,148] and won! 0 days, 21:04:31 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/20 02:35:08] Doctor_Colossus, SelfishShellfish and |_ocke [1843/2395] have team battled TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and cities [1404/2150] at [208,776] and won! 2 days, 08:01:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/20 08:15:17] AssDisaster [830/1117] has come upon Gawble [456/1057] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:49:45 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/23/20 12:21:58] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:15:18 towards level 80.
[09/23/20 23:41:56] TheSilentLink [38/624] has challenged AssDisaster [990/1117] in combat and lost! 153 days, 23:14:34 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[09/24/20 10:13:25] Thor, AssDisaster, Angry_Bartender, and SelfishShellfish have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/24/20 22:58:56] AssDisaster [54/1117] has challenged JoeK [177/721] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:40:24 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/25/20 04:06:33] AssDisaster, Decobus and Angry_Bartender [903/2325] have team battled Nabru, Thor and vodka- [424/2034] at [148,341] and won! 1 day, 22:39:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/20 04:27:11] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:18:50 towards level 80.
[09/26/20 00:01:19] vodka-, Tadruien and SelfishShellfish [167/2280] have team battled AssDisaster, Angry_Bartender and Doctor_Colossus [2552/3119] at [368,368] and lost! 0 days, 18:08:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/20 12:58:55] Pontuzz [406/415] has challenged AssDisaster [326/1117] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:27:19 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[09/26/20 14:42:09] Lothar, Tjololo and Hitler [329/2544] have team battled Pontuzz, Dumbfoundde4d and AssDisaster [811/2465] at [522,570] and lost! 0 days, 11:39:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/20 20:31:09] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:19:15 towards level 80.
[09/27/20 00:58:55] AssDisaster [662/1117] has challenged cities [338/409] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:24:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/27/20 04:16:47] SelfishShellfish, cities and Tadruien [637/2024] have team battled AssDisaster, vodka- and Lothar [2518/2556] at [770,302] and lost! 4 days, 19:56:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/20 07:58:54] AssDisaster [872/1117] has challenged idlerpg [265/1653] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:44:26 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/27/20 08:58:56] AssDisaster [628/1117] has challenged weylin [564/964] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:22:19 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/27/20 09:58:55] AssDisaster [46/1117] has challenged Dumbfoundde4d [461/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:50:50 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/27/20 18:57:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1 day, 09:52:25 toward level 80.
[09/27/20 21:08:38] AssDisaster saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:13:27 from level 80.
[09/28/20 10:32:14] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:34 towards level 80.
[09/28/20 18:11:39] AssDisaster [1052/1117] has challenged JoeK [326/721] in combat and won! 313 days, 07:35:47 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/28/20 23:10:49] weylin, ricin and Tjololo [2328/3372] have team battled TheSilentLink, LilXanax and AssDisaster [1273/2404] at [795,852] and won! 0 days, 05:11:36 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/20 06:40:35] Thor, Lothar and AssDisaster [587/2904] have team battled |_ocke, cities and RichardG867 [593/1637] at [994,281] and lost! 5 days, 07:27:24 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/20 07:04:38] vodka-, cities and |_ocke [94/1391] have team battled AssDisaster, LilXanax and TheSilentLink [1037/2404] at [828,697] and lost! 0 days, 00:39:12 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/20 09:22:25] Lothar, AssDisaster and |_ocke [63/2255] have team battled TheSilentLink, LilXanax and cities [1588/1696] at [962,559] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/20 14:01:03] AssDisaster [1059/1117] has challenged weylin [875/964] in combat and won! 300 days, 16:25:34 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/29/20 19:00:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 67 days, 23:06:49 toward level 81.
[09/29/20 20:01:04] AssDisaster [709/1117] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [739/1186] in combat and lost! 117 days, 02:50:29 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/29/20 22:01:04] Tjololo [332/851] has challenged AssDisaster [313/1117] in combat and won! 10 days, 22:18:24 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[09/29/20 23:00:27] AssDisaster sharpened the edge of his weapon! AssDisaster's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/20 04:59:36] bboston7, RichardG867 and StickMan [401/2099] have team battled Hitler, AssDisaster and Nabru [2345/2466] at [93,910] and lost! 0 days, 16:34:45 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/20 10:31:45] AssDisaster and Tadruien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/20 12:01:04] AssDisaster [854/1159] has challenged SelfishShellfish [254/932] in combat and won! 222 days, 01:23:44 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/30/20 16:01:03] AssDisaster [506/1159] has challenged LilXanax [422/682] in combat and won! 106 days, 13:37:48 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/30/20 17:01:02] AssDisaster [1070/1159] has challenged Tadruien [58/683] in combat and won! 148 days, 11:26:28 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/30/20 17:01:02] AssDisaster has dealt Tadruien a Critical Strike! 27 days, 15:12:27 is added to Tadruien's clock.
[10/01/20 16:01:04] AssDisaster [583/1159] has challenged Tjololo [159/856] in combat and won! 126 days, 09:42:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/01/20 19:35:13] SelfishShellfish, Nabru and Thor [2185/2332] have team battled ricin, AssDisaster and Dumbfoundde4d [52/3640] at [527,488] and won! 0 days, 23:19:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/20 00:01:02] Tadruien [283/683] has challenged AssDisaster [132/1159] in combat and won! 39 days, 01:12:56 is removed from Tadruien's clock.
[10/02/20 01:29:56] SelfishShellfish, weylin and StickMan [569/2458] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, AssDisaster and PlasmaStar [2172/2450] at [92,264] and lost! 0 days, 05:37:12 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/20 09:32:00] SelfishShellfish, Tadruien and AssDisaster [2747/2774] have team battled weylin, PlasmaStar and Tjololo [1755/2217] at [280,398] and won! 1 day, 13:50:07 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/20 10:01:02] AssDisaster [645/1159] has challenged Hitler [141/905] in combat and won! 125 days, 19:44:37 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/02/20 12:16:05] AssDisaster and Tjololo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/20 17:08:11] AssDisaster, Dumbfoundde4d, StickMan, and TheSilentLink have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/03/20 00:01:04] AssDisaster [400/1159] has challenged Lothar [132/807] in combat and won! 48 days, 07:33:23 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/03/20 02:42:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 102 days, 22:20:34 toward level 81.
[10/03/20 08:39:20] |_ocke, AssDisaster and bboston7 [1057/2154] have team battled weylin, Doctor_Colossus and Angry_Bartender [607/3025] at [726,888] and won! 3 days, 13:41:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/20 12:01:04] AssDisaster [290/1159] has challenged Pontuzz [1/412] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:02:26 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/04/20 01:22:58] weylin, bboston7 and AssDisaster [1875/2829] have team battled vodka-, cities and TheSilentLink [1188/1667] at [219,883] and won! 17 days, 07:23:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/20 02:24:06] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:15:48 towards level 81.
[10/04/20 05:01:04] AssDisaster [908/1159] has challenged LilXanax [673/682] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:02:16 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/04/20 12:36:11] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:19:18 towards level 81.
[10/04/20 15:16:12] AssDisaster met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:43:22 from level 81.
[10/04/20 17:13:36] bboston7, AssDisaster and Dumbfoundde4d [2606/2759] have team battled Meistarin, Tadruien and JoeK [352/2078] at [282,194] and won! 3 days, 17:18:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/20 02:01:04] AssDisaster [190/1159] has challenged PlasmaStar [126/367] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:52:13 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/05/20 04:06:24] SelfishShellfish, bboston7, AssDisaster, and JoeK have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/05/20 05:01:02] Pontuzz [341/412] has challenged AssDisaster [368/1159] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:46:29 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[10/05/20 14:01:03] Decobus [22/392] has challenged AssDisaster [122/1159] in combat and lost! 10 days, 05:31:48 is added to Decobus's clock.
[10/05/20 16:33:54] cities, Tadruien and bboston7 [1082/1768] have team battled JoeK, Angry_Bartender and AssDisaster [2435/2700] at [223,301] and lost! 5 days, 17:06:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/20 21:01:03] ricin [1009/1557] has challenged AssDisaster [29/1159] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:11:13 is removed from ricin's clock.
[10/05/20 23:17:28] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 21 days, 19:15:11 from level 81.
[10/06/20 12:19:48] AssDisaster, weylin and Lothar [2145/2936] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Tadruien and ricin [1257/3430] at [484,453] and won! 8 days, 00:02:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/20 14:21:19] Tadruien, ricin and weylin [3177/3234] have team battled AssDisaster, bboston7 and LilXanax [967/2517] at [346,469] and won! 3 days, 02:24:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/20 17:06:43] AssDisaster [585/1159] has come upon weylin [765/994] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:42:57 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/06/20 20:01:04] Meistarin [258/699] has challenged AssDisaster [822/1159] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:38:03 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[10/06/20 21:01:04] AssDisaster [686/1159] has challenged RichardG867 [250/910] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:17:59 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/06/20 23:05:56] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:00:26 towards level 81.
[10/07/20 00:01:04] JoeK [532/696] has challenged AssDisaster [23/1159] in combat and won! 20 days, 19:06:55 is removed from JoeK's clock.
[10/07/20 00:09:14] AssDisaster, Tjololo and Doctor_Colossus [2636/3190] have team battled HellSpawn, Hitler and Thor [1517/2310] at [628,228] and won! 0 days, 17:18:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/20 20:01:04] AssDisaster [238/1159] has challenged Hitler [373/941] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:57:42 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/08/20 00:58:01] batsteph [132/220] has challenged AssDisaster [1068/1159] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:32 is added to batsteph's clock.
[10/08/20 04:01:03] SelfishShellfish [79/932] has challenged AssDisaster [227/1159] in combat and lost! 120 days, 10:35:35 is added to SelfishShellfish's clock.
[10/08/20 05:01:04] AssDisaster [474/1159] has challenged Thor [313/1045] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:08:28 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/08/20 10:30:31] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:09:48 towards level 81.
[10/08/20 18:32:15] Dumbfoundde4d, Thor and weylin [62/2963] have team battled Angry_Bartender, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [1331/2936] at [1019,569] and lost! 0 days, 21:53:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/20 20:01:02] Doctor_Colossus [418/1175] has challenged AssDisaster [849/1159] in combat and lost! 14 days, 19:50:05 is added to Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[10/09/20 07:51:30] Lothar, Hitler and AssDisaster [1905/2883] have team battled TheSilentLink, Nabru and Tjololo [223/1872] at [613,598] and won! 1 day, 01:22:34 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/20 15:59:58] Hitler, arcade_droid and SelfishShellfish [1635/2361] have team battled Thor, AssDisaster and batsteph [2250/2440] at [848,517] and lost! 0 days, 12:58:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/20 22:01:03] JoeK [322/696] has challenged AssDisaster [477/1159] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:26:26 is added to JoeK's clock.
[10/10/20 01:01:02] AssDisaster [879/1159] has challenged Tjololo [428/856] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:25:45 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/10/20 01:01:02] In the fierce battle, Tjololo dropped his level 48 pair of gloves! AssDisaster picks it up, tossing his old level 34 pair of gloves to Tjololo.
[10/10/20 09:15:37] AssDisaster, Tjololo and cities [126/2424] have team battled Nabru, JoeK and arcade_droid [1029/1590] at [934,287] and lost! 3 days, 11:34:26 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/20 12:12:56] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:18:16 towards level 81.
[10/10/20 18:50:54] AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and Nabru [2130/2755] have team battled Tjololo, Decobus and Dumbfoundde4d [583/2157] at [824,261] and won! 4 days, 21:37:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/20 03:27:48] Decobus [154/392] has come upon AssDisaster [625/1174] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 08:42:23 is added to Decobus's clock.
[10/11/20 04:13:37] batsteph [79/228] has challenged AssDisaster [804/1174] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:54:19 is added to batsteph's clock.
[10/11/20 19:11:33] Tjololo, Sibachian and AssDisaster [552/2182] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, Decobus and Doctor_Colossus [1513/2491] at [688,272] and lost! 0 days, 00:44:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/20 23:21:51] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:50:11 towards level 81.
[10/12/20 07:57:43] arcade_droid, Sibachian and weylin [1123/1651] have team battled Decobus, AssDisaster and Dumbfoundde4d [2035/2495] at [813,313] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/20 13:01:03] AssDisaster [755/1174] has challenged |_ocke [176/450] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:17:48 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/12/20 15:01:04] AssDisaster [1163/1174] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [1118/1175] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:32:02 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/12/20 21:01:02] AssDisaster [734/1174] has challenged Tjololo [333/841] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:49:38 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/13/20 06:58:14] Angry_Bartender, vodka- and Tadruien [648/2187] have team battled Decobus, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [999/2503] at [671,429] and lost! 2 days, 14:00:32 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/20 07:29:16] AssDisaster, |_ocke, arcade_droid, and cities have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/20 11:01:04] Meistarin [437/699] has challenged AssDisaster [173/1174] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:43:23 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[10/13/20 15:01:04] AssDisaster [517/1174] has challenged arcade_droid [210/492] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:23:37 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/13/20 16:27:56] LilXanax, AssDisaster and arcade_droid [736/2348] have team battled ricin, Tjololo and Decobus [2074/2795] at [1012,286] and lost! 1 day, 04:27:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/20 17:20:45] AssDisaster and batsteph have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/20 17:57:35] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:02:10 towards level 81.
[10/13/20 21:41:50] Balthazar, Angry_Bartender and AssDisaster [431/2820] have team battled ricin, Decobus and Tadruien [2539/2637] at [929,226] and lost! 1 day, 05:47:23 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/20 14:10:37] JoeK, RichardG867 and Meistarin [143/2309] have team battled Balthazar, AssDisaster and LilXanax [606/2651] at [1022,296] and lost! 0 days, 09:47:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/20 00:58:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 2 days, 19:57:43 toward level 81.
[10/15/20 12:54:07] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:51:24 towards level 81.
[10/15/20 16:00:37] vodka-, |_ocke and TheSilentLink [1071/1713] have team battled Tadruien, AssDisaster and Gawble [1831/2914] at [740,862] and lost! 1 day, 18:29:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/20 18:49:43] batsteph, arcade_droid and Tjololo [257/1564] have team battled PlasmaStar, AssDisaster and Astrid [1082/2121] at [688,5] and lost! 0 days, 11:11:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/20 21:58:19] AssDisaster and Gawble have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/20 05:38:46] Thor, Meistarin and Hitler [1840/2695] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, AssDisaster and Astrid [396/2687] at [651,14] and won! 0 days, 00:29:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/20 08:01:04] Tadruien [642/683] has challenged AssDisaster [129/1174] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:43:09 is removed from Tadruien's clock.
[10/16/20 08:31:23] Thor, Gawble and AssDisaster [325/3286] have team battled JoeK, Astrid and Tadruien [55/1934] at [969,160] and won! 0 days, 15:35:37 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/20 09:42:57] Thor, Sibachian and AssDisaster [681/2423] have team battled Tadruien, Astrid and Hitler [1407/2175] at [739,133] and lost! 0 days, 05:46:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/20 15:57:17] AssDisaster misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:02:08 from level 81.
[10/16/20 20:03:12] AssDisaster, ricin and Tjololo [2516/3572] have team battled SelfishShellfish, StickMan and PlasmaStar [1672/1872] at [96,563] and won! 0 days, 11:55:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/20 06:56:49] RichardG867, PlasmaStar and Doctor_Colossus [1001/2496] have team battled StickMan, Thor and AssDisaster [1935/2764] at [39,991] and lost! 1 day, 14:47:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/20 07:01:04] cities [322/409] has challenged AssDisaster [340/1174] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:08:54 is added to cities's clock.
[10/17/20 08:44:59] weylin, AssDisaster and Meistarin [1298/2858] have team battled Balthazar, Tjololo and LilXanax [1748/2322] at [323,444] and lost! 0 days, 07:00:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/20 12:01:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 04:15:45 toward level 81.
[10/17/20 13:01:04] AssDisaster [1017/1174] has challenged SelfishShellfish [296/941] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:41:58 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/17/20 22:01:03] Meistarin [481/699] has challenged AssDisaster [900/1174] in combat and lost! 120 days, 15:42:25 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[10/17/20 22:46:41] AssDisaster got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:06 from level 81.
[10/17/20 23:10:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 09:37:02 toward level 81.
[10/17/20 23:33:15] StickMan, Dumbfoundde4d and PlasmaStar [25/1893] have team battled TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and RichardG867 [2220/2694] at [197,885] and lost! 1 day, 12:32:34 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/20 00:49:29] Doctor_Colossus, SelfishShellfish and PlasmaStar [1322/2527] have team battled AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and StickMan [2111/2319] at [579,969] and lost! 1 day, 19:35:50 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/20 01:26:15] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:02 towards level 81.
[10/18/20 06:25:58] AssDisaster [607/1174] has challenged batsteph [155/231] in combat and won! 121 days, 21:58:02 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/18/20 12:09:39] StickMan, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [518/2650] have team battled Nabru, RichardG867 and TheSilentLink [1461/1931] at [192,1023] and lost! 2 days, 14:46:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/20 13:17:46] AssDisaster, Nabru and TheSilentLink [891/2190] have team battled StickMan, Doctor_Colossus and Tadruien [134/2408] at [233,980] and won! 7 days, 13:15:00 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/20 15:57:56] TheSilentLink, bboston7 and Balthazar [1844/2056] have team battled StickMan, Tadruien and AssDisaster [2037/2398] at [412,878] and lost! 2 days, 03:33:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/20 16:01:02] cities [112/409] has challenged AssDisaster [835/1174] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:18:37 is added to cities's clock.
[10/18/20 18:30:34] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 145 days, 06:52:15 towards level 82.
[10/18/20 20:01:03] ricin [1129/1557] has challenged AssDisaster [879/1174] in combat and won! 139 days, 00:18:17 is removed from ricin's clock.
[10/19/20 03:01:02] Meistarin [393/699] has challenged AssDisaster [716/1174] in combat and lost! 141 days, 02:03:39 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[10/19/20 18:01:03] AssDisaster [105/1174] has challenged Thor [917/1055] in combat and lost! 146 days, 23:35:38 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/19/20 19:01:04] AssDisaster [1113/1174] has challenged Gawble [865/1057] in combat and won! 339 days, 12:31:56 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/20/20 03:03:26] ricin, RichardG867 and Thor [1752/3527] have team battled AssDisaster, JoeK and weylin [1290/2859] at [139,442] and won! 3 days, 20:14:53 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/20 06:01:04] AssDisaster [1081/1174] has challenged bboston7 [339/645] in combat and won! 243 days, 06:37:40 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/20/20 20:01:03] weylin [607/985] has challenged AssDisaster [281/1180] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:53:47 is removed from weylin's clock.
[10/21/20 03:43:39] weylin, SelfishShellfish and Pontuzz [324/2464] have team battled |_ocke, AssDisaster and Hitler [1819/2481] at [409,426] and lost! 4 days, 07:10:07 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/20 05:01:04] Tadruien [614/689] has challenged AssDisaster [1173/1180] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:10:24 is added to Tadruien's clock.
[10/21/20 09:01:04] Decobus [175/395] has challenged AssDisaster [139/1180] in combat and won! 14 days, 00:09:59 is removed from Decobus's clock.
[10/21/20 12:20:03] Meistarin, Hitler and AssDisaster [1624/2730] have team battled |_ocke, Dumbfoundde4d and JoeK [1892/2135] at [276,156] and lost! 0 days, 00:38:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/20 04:01:03] StickMan [95/535] has challenged AssDisaster [1082/1180] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:23:09 is added to StickMan's clock.
[10/22/20 11:01:04] AssDisaster [76/1180] has challenged Decobus [47/396] in combat and won! 113 days, 20:14:56 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/22/20 16:01:02] AssDisaster [1123/1185] has challenged Nabru [28/406] in combat and won! 101 days, 07:09:06 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/22/20 17:55:30] ricin, Pontuzz and Nabru [293/2417] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Lothar and AssDisaster [707/3158] at [810,192] and lost! 2 days, 16:00:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/20 03:25:33] LilXanax, Hitler and AssDisaster [945/2589] have team battled Lothar, Pontuzz and Doctor_Colossus [829/2427] at [771,131] and won! 11 days, 14:51:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/20 08:06:50] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 64 days, 17:29:11 towards level 82.
[10/23/20 11:01:04] Meistarin [576/699] has challenged AssDisaster [1122/1185] in combat and lost! 116 days, 03:04:27 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[10/23/20 11:27:41] JoeK, Thor and vodka- [2276/2424] have team battled Nabru, AssDisaster and Astrid [1435/2150] at [117,103] and won! 1 day, 14:58:44 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/20 20:23:35] AssDisaster set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 44 days, 15:10:08 from level 82.
[10/23/20 22:41:44] Balthazar, AssDisaster and JoeK [1121/2696] have team battled cities, Nabru and n0suchth1ng [1160/1558] at [225,408] and lost! 84 days, 12:19:50 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/20 07:01:03] AssDisaster [84/1185] has challenged SelfishShellfish [503/1025] in combat and lost! 95 days, 23:35:09 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/24/20 12:47:56] RichardG867 [506/915] has come upon AssDisaster [617/1185] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:42:13 is added to RichardG867's clock.
[10/25/20 01:01:02] AssDisaster [906/1185] has challenged PlasmaStar [309/405] in combat and won! 106 days, 11:00:01 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/25/20 02:30:10] Doctor_Colossus, Tjololo and Angry_Bartender [405/2882] have team battled RichardG867, weylin and AssDisaster [2263/3085] at [699,854] and lost! 2 days, 00:06:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/20 10:01:03] arcade_droid [1/492] has challenged AssDisaster [501/1185] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:10:07 is added to arcade_droid's clock.
[10/25/20 15:30:11] Thor, Balthazar and TheSilentLink [2416/2455] have team battled vodka-, AssDisaster and Lothar [1357/2621] at [473,614] and won! 6 days, 02:34:16 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/20 04:25:20] AssDisaster and Tjololo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/20 08:45:54] AssDisaster, ricin and Meistarin [3093/3441] have team battled Balthazar, SelfishShellfish and Dumbfoundde4d [2731/2750] at [376,936] and won! 17 days, 03:01:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/20 03:33:11] AssDisaster and batsteph have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/20 14:01:02] arcade_droid [464/591] has challenged AssDisaster [725/1185] in combat and lost! 178 days, 14:10:11 is added to arcade_droid's clock.
[10/28/20 08:14:14] cities, AssDisaster and JoeK [664/2312] have team battled |_ocke, Gawble and StickMan [1893/2208] at [323,446] and lost! 4 days, 07:12:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/20 12:01:04] Dumbfoundde4d [629/930] has challenged AssDisaster [734/1185] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:38:36 is added to Dumbfoundde4d's clock.
[10/28/20 12:01:19] JoeK, AssDisaster, Gawble, and |_ocke have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/28/20 12:25:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 156 days, 00:23:28 toward level 82.
[10/28/20 18:01:04] Lothar [628/804] has challenged AssDisaster [1114/1185] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:17:34 is added to Lothar's clock.
[10/28/20 20:01:02] weylin [123/985] has challenged AssDisaster [487/1185] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:23:03 is added to weylin's clock.
[10/28/20 21:01:03] Astrid [239/552] has challenged AssDisaster [538/1185] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:43:02 is added to Astrid's clock.
[10/29/20 05:31:05] AssDisaster and Gawble have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/20 16:35:17] SelfishShellfish, Pontuzz and Doctor_Colossus [563/2684] have team battled bboston7, AssDisaster and Nabru [2011/2301] at [1,839] and lost! 0 days, 10:45:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/20 16:54:26] cities, Nabru and SelfishShellfish [812/1904] have team battled bboston7, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [2545/3036] at [106,837] and lost! 5 days, 08:33:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/20 17:55:52] AssDisaster and Gawble have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/20 03:46:43] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:01:24 towards level 82.
[10/30/20 06:01:04] SelfishShellfish [357/1025] has challenged AssDisaster [416/1185] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:34:15 is added to SelfishShellfish's clock.
[10/30/20 07:01:03] AssDisaster [109/1185] has challenged TheSilentLink [391/605] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:48:59 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/30/20 08:45:28] AssDisaster was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 22:08:27 from level 82.
[10/30/20 12:01:05] AssDisaster [716/1185] has challenged idlerpg [747/1653] in combat and lost! 12 days, 00:24:58 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/30/20 20:18:19] Doctor_Colossus, vodka- and Pontuzz [805/2322] have team battled AssDisaster, Balthazar and SelfishShellfish [1243/3005] at [85,545] and lost! 0 days, 09:11:10 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/20 00:01:03] cities [344/409] has challenged AssDisaster [186/1185] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:20:06 is removed from cities's clock.
[10/31/20 22:01:03] weylin [160/1218] has challenged AssDisaster [580/1185] in combat and lost! 151 days, 20:35:52 is added to weylin's clock.
[11/01/20 00:01:03] AssDisaster [243/1185] has challenged cities [106/409] in combat and won! 15 days, 16:23:22 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/01/20 07:01:02] AssDisaster [304/1185] has challenged Angry_Bartender [58/851] in combat and won! 21 days, 19:06:22 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/01/20 08:01:04] webvictim [518/674] has challenged AssDisaster [1127/1185] in combat and lost! 65 days, 01:49:00 is added to webvictim's clock.
[11/01/20 12:01:03] Balthazar [45/795] has challenged AssDisaster [204/1185] in combat and lost! 11 days, 21:18:12 is added to Balthazar's clock.
[11/01/20 23:12:04] AssDisaster, bboston7 and webvictim [263/2510] have team battled Balthazar, Hitler and JoeK [719/2230] at [216,325] and lost! 1 day, 21:49:21 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/20 06:02:58] PlasmaStar, AssDisaster and Tadruien [300/2293] have team battled Balthazar, vodka- and Meistarin [1996/2148] at [306,248] and lost! 9 days, 09:21:38 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/20 07:01:03] AssDisaster [611/1180] has challenged Gawble [502/1218] in combat and won! 21 days, 16:13:33 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/02/20 10:01:02] AssDisaster [1116/1180] has challenged cities [366/409] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:29:05 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/02/20 11:17:20] JoeK, Hitler, AssDisaster, and PlasmaStar have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/20 11:28:12] AssDisaster, JoeK and PlasmaStar [946/2315] have team battled vodka-, Balthazar and Hitler [591/2165] at [479,83] and won! 8 days, 10:00:08 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/20 17:01:04] StickMan [160/543] has challenged AssDisaster [422/1180] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:25 is added to StickMan's clock.
[11/02/20 17:11:57] batsteph, Balthazar and |_ocke [39/1552] have team battled AssDisaster, Hitler and vodka- [1662/2557] at [277,51] and lost! 0 days, 00:30:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/20 20:01:03] webvictim [87/665] has challenged AssDisaster [961/1180] in combat and lost! 259 days, 10:42:03 is added to webvictim's clock.
[11/03/20 09:36:58] weylin, Nabru and |_ocke [1966/2146] have team battled Pontuzz, Tadruien and AssDisaster [731/2338] at [438,462] and won! 1 day, 12:04:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/20 16:01:04] Thor [883/1066] has challenged AssDisaster [977/1185] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:12 is added to Thor's clock.
[11/03/20 21:48:57] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:06:33 towards level 82.
[11/04/20 04:08:21] AssDisaster met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:26:20 from level 82.
[11/04/20 09:01:02] cities [10/406] has challenged AssDisaster [681/1185] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:12:45 is added to cities's clock.
[11/04/20 17:01:04] Gawble [720/1218] has challenged AssDisaster [1110/1185] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:21:02 is added to Gawble's clock.
[11/04/20 18:12:17] batsteph, RichardG867 and ricin [2251/2799] have team battled Lothar, AssDisaster and Tadruien [979/2678] at [651,448] and won! 1 day, 10:02:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/20 19:01:02] AssDisaster [321/1185] has challenged Meistarin [181/700] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:18:18 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/04/20 19:02:11] Tadruien, batsteph and Astrid [684/1575] have team battled ricin, AssDisaster and n0suchth1ng [888/3734] at [598,406] and lost! 1 day, 03:03:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/20 19:32:50] AssDisaster walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:14:40 from level 82.
[11/05/20 02:01:03] AssDisaster [396/1185] has challenged TheSilentLink [328/605] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:25:25 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/05/20 05:22:38] AssDisaster ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:20:10 from level 82.
[11/05/20 09:01:03] AssDisaster [200/1185] has challenged batsteph [291/327] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:44:47 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/05/20 14:51:51] AssDisaster, StickMan and Decobus [340/2186] have team battled webvictim, cities and vodka- [782/1720] at [124,779] and lost! 3 days, 11:39:22 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/20 16:01:02] AssDisaster [230/1185] has challenged Nabru [467/470] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:03:17 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/05/20 17:10:41] AssDisaster and Gawble have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/20 02:42:48] n0suchth1ng, AssDisaster and Meistarin [1662/2877] have team battled Tadruien, Pontuzz and weylin [624/2380] at [417,307] and won! 3 days, 00:38:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/20 07:01:04] Thor [582/1066] has challenged AssDisaster [187/1185] in combat and won! 224 days, 06:02:07 is removed from Thor's clock.
[11/06/20 16:01:04] Nabru [301/473] has challenged AssDisaster [810/1185] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:42:52 is added to Nabru's clock.
[11/06/20 16:56:48] Astrid, Angry_Bartender and Lothar [573/2313] have team battled AssDisaster, batsteph and ricin [2617/3069] at [675,370] and lost! 59 days, 09:06:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/20 21:01:04] AssDisaster [1035/1185] has challenged Astrid [358/559] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:15:16 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/07/20 07:01:02] AssDisaster [97/1185] has challenged Astrid [121/559] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:04:14 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/07/20 13:01:03] AssDisaster [737/1185] has challenged RichardG867 [770/915] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:11:37 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/07/20 19:59:16] AssDisaster and Lothar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/20 11:01:02] Tadruien [471/689] has challenged AssDisaster [251/1185] in combat and won! 13 days, 19:51:43 is removed from Tadruien's clock.
[11/08/20 13:12:15] AssDisaster, Meistarin and Gawble [2418/3103] have team battled ricin, HellSpawn and Tjololo [1265/2720] at [126,584] and won! 0 days, 04:27:30 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/20 13:29:26] Angry_Bartender, Balthazar and AssDisaster [939/2824] have team battled Nabru, Decobus and webvictim [415/1539] at [585,668] and won! 2 days, 17:14:04 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/20 18:37:16] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:01:21 towards level 82.
[11/09/20 03:01:02] AssDisaster [460/1185] has challenged Angry_Bartender [198/851] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:38:02 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/09/20 21:01:02] AssDisaster [1127/1185] has challenged Balthazar [623/788] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:55:32 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/10/20 00:01:04] Tadruien [79/689] has challenged AssDisaster [648/1185] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:23:11 is added to Tadruien's clock.
[11/10/20 04:35:53] AssDisaster, webvictim, Meistarin, and bboston7 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/10/20 05:06:03] AssDisaster, RichardG867 and arcade_droid [602/2679] have team battled JoeK, webvictim and Gawble [2274/2431] at [302,617] and lost! 0 days, 19:53:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/20 08:57:56] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 14:35:30 from level 82.
[11/10/20 11:24:45] AssDisaster, webvictim and JoeK [604/2430] have team battled batsteph, Gawble and RichardG867 [1029/2428] at [98,799] and lost! 1 day, 15:55:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/20 01:41:25] arcade_droid, cities and Tjololo [1408/1826] have team battled AssDisaster, Hitler and Thor [1091/3007] at [452,394] and won! 0 days, 17:46:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/20 04:27:31] AssDisaster was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:55:13 from level 82.
[11/11/20 06:22:41] AssDisaster ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:54:02 from level 82.
[11/11/20 11:01:04] bboston7 [259/646] has challenged AssDisaster [1052/1185] in combat and lost! 93 days, 18:07:26 is added to bboston7's clock.
[11/12/20 07:40:26] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:36:24 towards level 82.
[11/12/20 15:01:04] AssDisaster [1118/1185] has challenged ricin [334/1552] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:04:26 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/13/20 03:48:56] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:57:24 towards level 82.
[11/13/20 04:01:04] AssDisaster [856/1185] has challenged bboston7 [610/646] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:57:26 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/13/20 05:01:03] AssDisaster [388/1185] has challenged Pontuzz [445/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:34:17 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/13/20 07:39:34] ricin, AssDisaster and Dumbfoundde4d [1862/3667] have team battled batsteph, Thor and Gawble [883/2615] at [246,554] and won! 1 day, 01:40:33 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/20 12:46:45] StickMan, AssDisaster, Astrid, and PlasmaStar have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/20 15:06:06] arcade_droid [439/579] has come upon AssDisaster [79/1185] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:05:41 is removed from arcade_droid's clock.
[11/14/20 00:01:04] AssDisaster [258/1185] has challenged PlasmaStar [111/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:48:52 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/14/20 03:29:44] Astrid, arcade_droid and Doctor_Colossus [819/2343] have team battled Balthazar, AssDisaster and TheSilentLink [1875/2578] at [295,160] and lost! 0 days, 15:40:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/20 06:07:53] Astrid, Doctor_Colossus and Balthazar [533/2552] have team battled bboston7, AssDisaster and Decobus [1462/2236] at [222,207] and lost! 0 days, 18:16:39 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/20 00:26:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 06:08:38 toward level 82.
[11/15/20 06:22:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 01:07:04 toward level 82.
[11/15/20 07:01:03] AssDisaster [1105/1185] has challenged Balthazar [676/788] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:21:44 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/15/20 08:01:04] AssDisaster [997/1185] has challenged Nabru [315/609] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:10 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/15/20 08:49:46] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:00 towards level 82.
[11/15/20 09:01:03] AssDisaster [854/1185] has challenged Tadruien [578/696] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:37 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/15/20 13:41:11] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:52 towards level 82.
[11/15/20 14:09:36] AssDisaster [762/1200] has challenged Tjololo [77/841] in combat and won! 348 days, 12:42:25 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/15/20 14:19:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 487 days, 22:31:56 from level 83.
[11/15/20 15:12:41] Lothar, webvictim and JoeK [1113/2148] have team battled Balthazar, Nabru and AssDisaster [1836/2597] at [719,822] and lost! 2 days, 13:15:19 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/20 23:01:02] Tjololo [546/841] has challenged AssDisaster [384/1200] in combat and won! 383 days, 19:18:12 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[11/16/20 10:01:02] Balthazar [213/788] has challenged AssDisaster [1013/1200] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:19:54 is added to Balthazar's clock.
[11/16/20 11:01:04] AssDisaster [225/1200] has challenged SelfishShellfish [519/1036] in combat and lost! 206 days, 22:20:07 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/16/20 12:01:04] LilXanax [555/684] has challenged AssDisaster [847/1200] in combat and lost! 10 days, 08:51:34 is added to LilXanax's clock.
[11/16/20 18:01:42] webvictim, Doctor_Colossus and ricin [3340/3429] have team battled LilXanax, weylin and AssDisaster [941/3231] at [128,126] and won! 5 days, 03:18:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/20 03:01:04] Dumbfoundde4d [561/930] has challenged AssDisaster [413/1200] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:55:50 is removed from Dumbfoundde4d's clock.
[11/17/20 04:31:32] Doctor_Colossus, PlasmaStar and ricin [2683/3181] have team battled webvictim, AssDisaster and Astrid [977/2434] at [61,187] and won! 2 days, 12:32:11 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/20 09:54:58] AssDisaster, webvictim, Doctor_Colossus, and Astrid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/17/20 22:01:04] Doctor_Colossus [805/1205] has challenged AssDisaster [917/1200] in combat and lost! 170 days, 01:51:24 is added to Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[11/18/20 09:01:04] AssDisaster [760/1200] has challenged Pontuzz [245/473] in combat and won! 187 days, 22:46:17 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/18/20 11:39:24] AssDisaster, weylin and LilXanax [3157/3231] have team battled Gawble, Thor and Pontuzz [2392/2761] at [572,398] and won! 26 days, 17:35:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/20 15:01:02] JoeK [333/584] has challenged AssDisaster [295/1200] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:24:42 is removed from JoeK's clock.
[11/19/20 07:07:15] Doctor_Colossus, LilXanax and batsteph [1046/2216] have team battled vodka-, AssDisaster and Astrid [1285/2415] at [320,561] and lost! 2 days, 07:16:35 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/20 09:58:30] Nabru, Angry_Bartender and batsteph [1338/1757] have team battled AssDisaster, LilXanax and Doctor_Colossus [822/3089] at [331,493] and won! 2 days, 10:44:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/20 12:01:04] Tadruien [75/696] has challenged AssDisaster [1074/1200] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:18 is added to Tadruien's clock.
[11/19/20 17:00:19] n0suchth1ng, Thor and AssDisaster [1771/3305] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Nabru and RichardG867 [1968/2720] at [115,566] and lost! 2 days, 02:06:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/20 17:33:29] Astrid, arcade_droid and Pontuzz [1480/1614] have team battled LilXanax, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [325/3089] at [211,163] and won! 3 days, 04:15:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/20 20:49:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 853 days, 00:14:07 toward level 83.
[11/19/20 23:01:04] AssDisaster [1082/1200] has challenged Decobus [261/405] in combat and won! 60 days, 02:32:32 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/20/20 00:01:04] weylin [620/1347] has challenged AssDisaster [1045/1200] in combat and lost! 12 days, 04:57:48 is added to weylin's clock.
[11/20/20 08:46:45] |_ocke, ricin and sslbits [383/2057] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, webvictim and AssDisaster [14/2802] at [213,993] and won! 0 days, 00:08:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/20 13:41:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 264 days, 02:23:01 toward level 83.
[11/20/20 14:00:50] Balthazar stole AssDisaster's level 426 weapon while they were sleeping! Balthazar leaves his old level 221 weapon behind, which AssDisaster then takes.
[11/20/20 17:44:02] AssDisaster was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 19:04:38 from level 83.
[11/21/20 02:22:02] ricin, Balthazar and SelfishShellfish [3502/3560] have team battled Pontuzz, Nabru and AssDisaster [1959/2056] at [842,157] and won! 2 days, 00:16:40 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/20 07:12:37] AssDisaster and Hitler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/20 16:01:02] AssDisaster [841/974] has challenged cities [312/406] in combat and won! 20 days, 17:25:22 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/21/20 19:01:03] AssDisaster [277/974] has challenged n0suchth1ng [396/1003] in combat and lost! 15 days, 04:28:36 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/21/20 22:51:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 86 days, 18:48:33 toward level 83.
[11/21/20 23:43:54] AssDisaster and webvictim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/20 02:00:14] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:24:06 towards level 83.
[11/22/20 06:01:04] AssDisaster [374/974] has challenged Pontuzz [138/473] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:11:36 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/22/20 07:01:04] webvictim [537/672] has challenged AssDisaster [702/974] in combat and lost! 45 days, 20:02:58 is added to webvictim's clock.
[11/22/20 18:42:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 14 days, 22:05:43 toward level 83.
[11/23/20 06:36:25] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 19:19:26 from level 83.
[11/23/20 07:00:52] Pontuzz, AssDisaster and Astrid [1693/2015] have team battled |_ocke, JoeK and n0suchth1ng [1259/2029] at [239,903] and won! 1 day, 17:31:07 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/20 10:09:53] AssDisaster fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! AssDisaster's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/23/20 11:01:03] AssDisaster [224/950] has challenged |_ocke [23/442] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:20:46 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/24/20 00:43:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 21 days, 04:28:33 from level 83.
[11/24/20 01:58:24] AssDisaster, arcade_droid and JoeK [1399/2113] have team battled ricin, Hitler and Tadruien [946/2982] at [1022,497] and won! 0 days, 11:11:45 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/20 02:01:03] SelfishShellfish [573/1036] has challenged AssDisaster [795/950] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:34:08 is added to SelfishShellfish's clock.
[11/24/20 06:18:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 23 days, 06:21:58 toward level 83.
[11/24/20 21:22:05] AssDisaster, n0suchth1ng and Doctor_Colossus [526/3158] have team battled Pontuzz, SelfishShellfish and StickMan [364/2109] at [41,855] and won! 1 day, 06:02:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/20 00:19:03] sslbits and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/20 07:47:14] SelfishShellfish, Hitler and Tjololo [2258/2639] have team battled LilXanax, AssDisaster and n0suchth1ng [565/2637] at [462,839] and won! 3 days, 11:26:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/20 10:48:23] DoctorRaptorMD, weylin and Dumbfoundde4d [3170/3385] have team battled n0suchth1ng, AssDisaster and webvictim [439/2625] at [184,510] and won! 0 days, 13:46:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/20 21:01:04] JoeK [282/584] has challenged AssDisaster [67/950] in combat and won! 253 days, 05:00:53 is removed from JoeK's clock.
[11/25/20 22:37:12] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 08:09:22 from level 83.
[11/26/20 06:27:41] AssDisaster fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:29:03 from level 83.
[11/26/20 10:01:03] LilXanax [680/684] has challenged AssDisaster [68/950] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:43:25 is removed from LilXanax's clock.
[11/26/20 16:01:03] weylin [576/1347] has challenged AssDisaster [113/950] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:57:53 is removed from weylin's clock.
[11/26/20 21:48:04] JoeK, PlasmaStar and Lothar [1193/1908] have team battled AssDisaster, Nabru and Astrid [2021/2136] at [932,559] and lost! 2 days, 15:30:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/20 01:01:02] AssDisaster [55/950] has challenged Tadruien [127/696] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:48:58 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/27/20 05:38:48] vodka-, AssDisaster and arcade_droid [1198/2183] have team battled Balthazar, Hitler and TheSilentLink [1309/2302] at [611,768] and lost! 8 days, 17:16:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/20 06:25:27] Astrid, PlasmaStar and Nabru [1560/1607] have team battled AssDisaster, Dumbfoundde4d and weylin [1099/3218] at [723,504] and won! 3 days, 02:29:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/20 17:01:03] AssDisaster [352/950] has challenged Astrid [366/568] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:06:56 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/27/20 21:01:05] Pontuzz [276/473] has challenged AssDisaster [120/950] in combat and won! 45 days, 21:27:06 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[11/27/20 22:28:40] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:19:59 towards level 83.
[11/27/20 23:09:39] arcade_droid, vodka- and AssDisaster [1432/2184] have team battled PlasmaStar, Lothar and |_ocke [43/1763] at [838,990] and won! 9 days, 19:05:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/20 00:52:23] Kitaku [15/26] has challenged AssDisaster [31/950] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Kitaku's clock.
[11/28/20 03:43:54] AssDisaster bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:05:01 from level 83.
[11/28/20 04:50:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 22 days, 20:26:56 toward level 83.
[11/28/20 10:07:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 22 days, 05:21:13 toward level 83.
[11/28/20 16:37:46] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:29:37 towards level 83.
[11/28/20 21:01:04] arcade_droid [85/573] has challenged AssDisaster [544/950] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:02:05 is added to arcade_droid's clock.
[11/29/20 05:01:02] PlasmaStar [296/421] has challenged AssDisaster [267/950] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:04:27 is removed from PlasmaStar's clock.
[11/29/20 11:01:03] Hitler [145/748] has challenged AssDisaster [161/950] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:29:38 is added to Hitler's clock.
[11/30/20 12:16:26] RichardG867, Balthazar and AssDisaster [1778/2831] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, StickMan and vodka- [1587/2179] at [388,746] and won! 1 day, 08:56:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/20 15:01:05] PlasmaStar [261/421] has challenged AssDisaster [438/950] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:02:43 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[11/30/20 19:58:47] Tadruien and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/20 07:01:04] Astrid [460/568] has challenged AssDisaster [917/950] in combat and lost! 14 days, 20:04:12 is added to Astrid's clock.
[12/02/20 08:01:02] AssDisaster [97/950] has challenged Angry_Bartender [407/821] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:19:19 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/02/20 11:06:13] AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and batsteph [1637/1879] have team battled StickMan, PlasmaStar and RichardG867 [529/1933] at [306,1016] and won! 0 days, 18:16:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/20 13:55:02] AssDisaster died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:39:08 from level 83.
[12/02/20 15:01:04] AssDisaster [302/950] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [672/1260] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:16:41 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/02/20 19:39:10] PlasmaStar, StickMan and Dumbfoundde4d [1000/1945] have team battled vodka-, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [2496/2865] at [790,732] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:24 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/20 01:02:47] AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and PlasmaStar [1563/2633] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, vodka- and webvictim [1446/2255] at [952,899] and won! 0 days, 03:42:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/20 10:01:02] AssDisaster [762/950] has challenged Nabru [312/618] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:18:37 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/04/20 00:33:10] TheSilentLink, JoeK and cities [591/1593] have team battled AssDisaster, Tjololo and Gawble [1851/3039] at [249,910] and lost! 2 days, 23:35:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/20 05:01:03] vodka- [202/655] has challenged AssDisaster [583/950] in combat and lost! 15 days, 08:01:06 is added to vodka-'s clock.
[12/04/20 05:52:13] batsteph, Gawble and Tjololo [925/2421] have team battled TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and ricin [1872/3099] at [356,713] and lost! 0 days, 03:24:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/20 14:08:52] TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and Nabru [616/2170] have team battled LilXanax, n0suchth1ng and Balthazar [2261/2662] at [3,456] and lost! 3 days, 02:36:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/20 19:32:24] StickMan, Tjololo and AssDisaster [1370/2462] have team battled LilXanax, Balthazar and |_ocke [626/2098] at [162,255] and won! 3 days, 22:28:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/20 20:11:29] AssDisaster, Balthazar and LilXanax [1724/2609] have team battled TheSilentLink, RichardG867 and Pontuzz [1938/1970] at [271,362] and lost! 0 days, 09:17:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/20 20:15:26] Balthazar, LilXanax and TheSilentLink [118/2261] have team battled AssDisaster, Pontuzz and n0suchth1ng [2206/2412] at [154,483] and lost! 0 days, 11:07:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/20 23:01:04] Gawble [1173/1179] has challenged AssDisaster [738/950] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:32:39 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[12/05/20 08:01:03] Hitler [665/748] has challenged AssDisaster [113/950] in combat and won! 17 days, 21:09:26 is removed from Hitler's clock.
[12/05/20 11:54:54] vodka-, ricin and Balthazar [1798/3179] have team battled Pontuzz, Gawble and AssDisaster [106/2588] at [32,943] and won! 0 days, 10:13:25 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/20 13:01:02] TheSilentLink [468/602] has challenged AssDisaster [705/950] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:30:45 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[12/05/20 19:27:34] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:38:53 towards level 83.
[12/05/20 19:53:32] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:24:52 towards level 83.
[12/06/20 08:53:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1 day, 22:54:24 toward level 83.
[12/06/20 21:01:03] AssDisaster [408/950] has challenged TheSilentLink [507/602] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:17:38 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/06/20 21:53:52] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:18:31 towards level 83.
[12/06/20 22:05:03] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:11:29 towards level 83.
[12/06/20 22:17:23] Amuhn [56/86] has challenged AssDisaster [329/950] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:13 is added to Amuhn's clock.
[12/07/20 01:27:00] Balthazar, Astrid and AssDisaster [1255/2528] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, ricin and cities [1579/3213] at [921,421] and lost! 0 days, 02:41:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/20 08:41:32] Astrid, Thor and StickMan [976/2273] have team battled weylin, AssDisaster and n0suchth1ng [2270/3332] at [754,162] and lost! 18 days, 23:10:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/20 14:34:05] cities, Balthazar and webvictim [1390/2097] have team battled AssDisaster, JoeK and arcade_droid [88/2124] at [810,739] and won! 0 days, 03:59:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/20 18:01:04] ricin [792/1552] has challenged AssDisaster [853/950] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:19:34 is added to ricin's clock.
[12/08/20 03:06:02] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:35:55 towards level 83.
[12/08/20 04:01:02] JoeK [378/588] has challenged AssDisaster [363/950] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:45:18 is removed from JoeK's clock.
[12/08/20 11:06:26] ricin, Nabru and weylin [61/3538] have team battled Hitler, PlasmaStar and AssDisaster [438/2118] at [938,134] and lost! 1 day, 16:39:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/20 11:33:06] PlasmaStar, AssDisaster and Pontuzz [674/1829] have team battled Thor, SelfishShellfish and sslbits [770/2423] at [625,136] and lost! 1 day, 18:35:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/20 16:23:56] Thor, JoeK and AssDisaster [807/2634] have team battled weylin, Nabru and Gawble [525/3165] at [631,289] and won! 2 days, 02:08:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/20 22:35:13] Astrid, |_ocke and weylin [754/2438] have team battled Pontuzz, AssDisaster and arcade_droid [80/1995] at [898,483] and won! 1 day, 22:37:56 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/20 01:01:04] Nabru [420/607] has challenged AssDisaster [719/950] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:59:47 is added to Nabru's clock.
[12/09/20 02:01:04] AssDisaster [449/950] has challenged Nabru [379/607] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:54:38 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/09/20 03:01:03] AssDisaster [723/950] has challenged Balthazar [322/1014] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:22:54 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/09/20 09:40:31] ricin, Nabru and TheSilentLink [2474/2767] have team battled arcade_droid, Astrid and AssDisaster [924/2138] at [842,879] and won! 1 day, 15:39:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/20 17:57:29] AssDisaster was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:32:02 from level 83.
[12/10/20 01:01:02] webvictim [259/679] has challenged AssDisaster [664/950] in combat and lost! 11 days, 10:50:06 is added to webvictim's clock.
[12/10/20 12:01:02] AssDisaster [920/950] has challenged weylin [1259/1379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:24:31 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/10/20 16:09:34] sslbits, PlasmaStar and webvictim [1381/1408] have team battled Kitaku, AssDisaster and Dumbfoundde4d [1014/2197] at [941,19] and won! 0 days, 02:38:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/20 18:09:32] vodka-, Doctor_Colossus and weylin [739/3257] have team battled AssDisaster, Kitaku and n0suchth1ng [151/2279] at [160,211] and won! 0 days, 06:17:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/20 20:46:50] AssDisaster, Kitaku and Thor [2188/2348] have team battled Balthazar, vodka- and LilXanax [2319/2356] at [187,185] and lost! 0 days, 13:11:58 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/20 07:27:08] cities, weylin and Thor [1566/2859] have team battled vodka-, Lothar and AssDisaster [1277/2496] at [320,370] and won! 0 days, 15:48:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/20 11:27:34] webvictim, Gawble and AssDisaster [767/2808] have team battled |_ocke, SelfishShellfish and ricin [395/3013] at [628,234] and won! 1 day, 01:52:58 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/20 16:42:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 2 days, 18:46:04 toward level 83.
[12/12/20 22:34:39] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:54:55 towards level 83.
[12/12/20 23:00:24] AssDisaster, JoeK and webvictim [1069/2222] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, cities and Lothar [439/2220] at [436,379] and won! 0 days, 17:47:19 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/20 23:01:03] AssDisaster [370/950] has challenged LilXanax [469/687] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:53:13 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/13/20 00:11:21] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:20:38 towards level 83.
[12/13/20 08:05:12] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:32:10 towards level 83.
[12/13/20 19:01:03] vodka- [69/655] has challenged AssDisaster [52/950] in combat and won! 36 days, 15:54:46 is removed from vodka-'s clock.
[12/14/20 02:01:04] Dumbfoundde4d [205/924] has challenged AssDisaster [284/950] in combat and lost! 74 days, 10:22:10 is added to Dumbfoundde4d's clock.
[12/14/20 02:53:23] Hitler, cities and AssDisaster [2085/2106] have team battled vodka-, Doctor_Colossus and RichardG867 [731/2806] at [535,354] and won! 2 days, 09:59:25 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/20 03:01:03] Balthazar [657/1014] has challenged AssDisaster [538/950] in combat and won! 24 days, 12:51:32 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[12/14/20 06:01:04] JoeK [377/588] has challenged AssDisaster [820/950] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:56:03 is added to JoeK's clock.
[12/14/20 06:23:22] AssDisaster, Pontuzz and n0suchth1ng [371/2428] have team battled PlasmaStar, sslbits and vodka- [167/1518] at [314,705] and won! 0 days, 06:05:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/20 08:33:26] Pontuzz, sslbits and vodka- [1313/1593] have team battled StickMan, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [61/2782] at [391,488] and won! 0 days, 04:26:32 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/20 15:14:39] TheSilentLink, SelfishShellfish and Pontuzz [2023/2066] have team battled vodka-, sslbits and AssDisaster [1853/2084] at [469,748] and won! 0 days, 04:05:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/20 17:12:50] AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and Lothar [438/3064] have team battled Astrid, StickMan and cities [384/1630] at [499,267] and won! 0 days, 05:40:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/20 17:40:54] Dumbfoundde4d, Astrid and Lothar [310/2428] have team battled Balthazar, AssDisaster and n0suchth1ng [2847/2983] at [267,124] and lost! 0 days, 04:26:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/20 04:01:02] AssDisaster [128/950] has challenged StickMan [96/609] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:40:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/15/20 06:48:14] vodka-, sslbits and ricin [1515/2688] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, cities and AssDisaster [417/2581] at [9,438] and won! 1 day, 09:45:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/20 07:24:14] sslbits, Thor and Dumbfoundde4d [1907/2487] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, cities and AssDisaster [962/2581] at [0,320] and won! 1 day, 02:53:18 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/20 12:01:03] Lothar [481/891] has challenged AssDisaster [80/950] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:39:45 is removed from Lothar's clock.
[12/15/20 22:05:37] arcade_droid, Pontuzz, ricin, and AssDisaster have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/20 00:01:04] AssDisaster [376/950] has challenged webvictim [123/688] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:33:40 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/16/20 01:50:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 22:01:10 toward level 83.
[12/16/20 01:55:05] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:16 towards level 83.
[12/16/20 20:01:02] AssDisaster [42/950] has challenged Nabru [643/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:03:47 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/17/20 03:01:04] AssDisaster [881/950] has challenged batsteph [188/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:57:34 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/17/20 03:31:47] Balthazar, RichardG867 and sslbits [939/2426] have team battled Gawble, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [194/3133] at [563,761] and won! 0 days, 04:17:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/20 10:01:04] vodka- [491/655] has challenged AssDisaster [713/950] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:06:54 is added to vodka-'s clock.
[12/17/20 12:23:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 02:26:48 toward level 83.
[12/17/20 15:17:52] |_ocke, Hitler and PlasmaStar [1670/1672] have team battled SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and StickMan [1467/2563] at [80,701] and won! 1 day, 05:24:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/20 04:01:02] AssDisaster [816/950] has challenged JoeK [276/588] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:18:47 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/18/20 07:01:03] TheSilentLink [86/608] has challenged AssDisaster [799/950] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:32:06 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[12/18/20 13:01:04] AssDisaster [863/950] has challenged StickMan [383/609] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:49 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/18/20 14:57:05] AssDisaster [869/950] has challenged arcade_droid [236/586] in combat and won! 261 days, 13:07:49 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/19/20 00:52:23] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 88 days, 21:37:44 towards level 84.
[12/19/20 03:01:05] vodka- [366/655] has challenged AssDisaster [123/950] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:43:30 is removed from vodka-'s clock.
[12/19/20 15:15:34] sslbits, Tjololo and AssDisaster [1593/2367] have team battled arcade_droid, |_ocke and Thor [1235/2190] at [835,727] and won! 0 days, 08:30:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/20 18:01:04] ricin [970/1551] has challenged AssDisaster [719/950] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:01:05 is removed from ricin's clock.
[12/19/20 18:41:37] Hitler, Lothar and |_ocke [770/2156] have team battled AssDisaster, Balthazar and RichardG867 [845/2897] at [649,656] and lost! 5 days, 00:39:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/20 21:18:53] TheSilentLink and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/20 05:29:01] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 145 days, 09:10:55 towards level 84.
[12/20/20 05:38:02] Doctor_Colossus, AssDisaster and |_ocke [2744/2753] have team battled Tjololo, SelfishShellfish and sslbits [1741/2443] at [699,772] and won! 0 days, 00:43:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/20 09:01:03] AssDisaster [679/950] has challenged RichardG867 [251/933] in combat and won! 223 days, 11:00:53 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/20/20 11:04:47] Tjololo, Hitler and |_ocke [535/2203] have team battled webvictim, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [1948/2921] at [853,614] and lost! 0 days, 01:13:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/20 15:27:36] webvictim, vodka- and SelfishShellfish [536/2369] have team battled AssDisaster, Tjololo and sslbits [692/2367] at [653,813] and lost! 0 days, 12:59:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/20 21:47:33] SelfishShellfish, PlasmaStar and webvictim [115/2251] have team battled Pontuzz, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [1242/2693] at [981,851] and lost! 0 days, 14:18:56 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/20 01:01:04] cities [333/403] has challenged AssDisaster [797/950] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:22:35 is added to cities's clock.
[12/21/20 02:01:03] AssDisaster [9/950] has challenged JoeK [24/585] in combat and lost! 104 days, 17:06:05 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/21/20 04:01:02] AssDisaster [26/950] has challenged JoeK [440/585] in combat and lost! 116 days, 05:19:22 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/21/20 04:51:09] Lothar, Pontuzz and RichardG867 [1131/2283] have team battled SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and Nabru [1613/2645] at [908,39] and lost! 14 days, 16:39:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/20 08:58:42] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 128 days, 23:36:09 towards level 84.
[12/21/20 09:01:04] arcade_droid [11/604] has challenged AssDisaster [499/950] in combat and lost! 158 days, 22:05:54 is added to arcade_droid's clock.
[12/21/20 13:01:03] Pontuzz [47/459] has challenged AssDisaster [467/950] in combat and lost! 9 days, 17:03:10 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[12/21/20 13:20:51] Balthazar, RichardG867 and vodka- [629/2602] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [2149/3158] at [774,85] and lost! 7 days, 23:05:05 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/20 19:01:03] TheSilentLink [18/598] has challenged AssDisaster [856/950] in combat and lost! 70 days, 08:55:35 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[12/22/20 22:05:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 752 days, 07:06:06 toward level 84.
[12/23/20 03:55:10] AssDisaster [776/950] has challenged PlasmaStar [304/537] in combat and won! 35 days, 01:52:19 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/23/20 08:24:01] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 20:27:44 towards level 84.
[12/29/20 17:55:10] AssDisaster [686/950] has challenged cities [263/412] in combat and won! 29 days, 06:15:23 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/29/20 17:55:10] AssDisaster has dealt cities a Critical Strike! 3 days, 23:22:19 is added to cities's clock.
[12/29/20 18:40:15] ricin, SelfishShellfish and webvictim [346/3325] have team battled AssDisaster, Balthazar and Dumbfoundde4d [1933/2889] at [495,792] and lost! 0 days, 12:52:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/20 18:51:34] MPenguin, ricin and AssDisaster [2573/3256] have team battled Balthazar, Hitler and Dumbfoundde4d [430/2689] at [316,763] and won! 2 days, 08:21:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/20 05:55:11] |_ocke [370/520] has challenged AssDisaster [55/950] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:14:53 is removed from |_ocke's clock.
[12/30/20 05:55:11] |_ocke has dealt AssDisaster a Critical Strike! 19 days, 01:20:14 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/30/20 07:44:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 124 days, 14:00:08 toward level 84.
[12/30/20 08:38:26] AssDisaster, Nabru and Astrid [87/2247] have team battled MPenguin, TheSilentLink and Pontuzz [1755/1805] at [875,85] and lost! 0 days, 13:26:49 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/20 12:55:49] webvictim and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/20 16:42:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 35 days, 09:30:47 toward level 84.
[12/30/20 18:46:41] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:19:43 towards level 84.
[12/30/20 21:38:04] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:11:11 towards level 84.
[12/31/20 08:55:12] Gawble [671/1206] has challenged AssDisaster [320/950] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:54:29 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[12/31/20 17:55:12] AssDisaster [605/944] has challenged Gawble [1047/1206] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:29:23 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/31/20 19:00:44] Pontuzz, AssDisaster and MPenguin [1276/2144] have team battled Astrid, ricin and SelfishShellfish [499/3245] at [666,219] and won! 1 day, 02:53:24 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/21 08:55:10] Pontuzz [354/459] has challenged AssDisaster [768/944] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:06:13 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[01/01/21 15:12:43] AssDisaster was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:32:02 from level 84.
[01/01/21 15:58:37] SelfishShellfish stole AssDisaster's level 69 ring while they were sleeping! SelfishShellfish leaves his old level 60 ring behind, which AssDisaster then takes.
[01/01/21 16:55:11] PlasmaStar [343/511] has challenged AssDisaster [900/935] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:49:28 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[01/01/21 20:55:12] Astrid [511/628] has challenged AssDisaster [344/935] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:24:08 is removed from Astrid's clock.
[01/02/21 02:55:12] Pontuzz [426/459] has challenged AssDisaster [840/935] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:56:07 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[01/02/21 03:55:10] Doctor_Colossus [174/1350] has challenged AssDisaster [536/935] in combat and lost! 20 days, 02:29:27 is added to Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[01/02/21 11:58:28] AssDisaster reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! AssDisaster's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/02/21 18:55:12] AssDisaster [591/938] has challenged PlasmaStar [439/514] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:03:57 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/02/21 23:55:11] AssDisaster [26/938] has challenged Balthazar [561/1018] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:27:55 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/03/21 06:25:57] MPenguin, vodka- and |_ocke [159/1915] have team battled AssDisaster, sslbits and Gawble [334/2622] at [534,44] and lost! 1 day, 08:17:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/21 00:55:10] AssDisaster [415/938] has challenged SelfishShellfish [802/1048] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:32:49 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/04/21 04:55:10] AssDisaster [455/938] has challenged RichardG867 [907/911] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:28:02 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/04/21 05:55:10] AssDisaster [184/938] has challenged ricin [6/1571] in combat and won! 15 days, 18:46:11 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/04/21 08:40:07] ricin, Doctor_Colossus and Gawble [574/4127] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, sslbits and AssDisaster [691/2375] at [90,945] and lost! 2 days, 04:44:53 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/21 10:36:25] AssDisaster [742/938] has come upon sslbits [272/510] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:36:05 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/04/21 12:55:11] |_ocke [139/520] has challenged AssDisaster [909/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:20:40 is added to |_ocke's clock.
[01/04/21 13:34:34] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:38:24 towards level 84.
[01/04/21 15:55:12] MPenguin [568/741] has challenged AssDisaster [921/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:00:29 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[01/04/21 16:13:26] Pontuzz, Astrid and AssDisaster [1459/2025] have team battled RichardG867, |_ocke and vodka- [1230/2085] at [432,197] and won! 1 day, 02:17:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/21 17:47:44] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:46:52 towards level 84.
[01/04/21 19:32:25] TheSilentLink, Dumbfoundde4d and PlasmaStar [1104/2046] have team battled AssDisaster, Pontuzz and ricin [1078/2968] at [239,873] and won! 0 days, 11:14:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/21 22:55:11] PlasmaStar [84/514] has challenged AssDisaster [649/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:34:35 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[01/05/21 08:55:10] AssDisaster [392/938] has challenged arcade_droid [75/608] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:39:28 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/05/21 09:44:31] Astrid, arcade_droid and RichardG867 [176/2147] have team battled SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and MPenguin [502/2727] at [21,82] and lost! 0 days, 17:31:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/21 10:19:05] MPenguin, Astrid and |_ocke [1376/1889] have team battled RichardG867, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [704/2897] at [74,102] and won! 0 days, 07:08:24 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/21 11:55:11] |_ocke [451/520] has challenged AssDisaster [801/938] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:49:21 is added to |_ocke's clock.
[01/05/21 13:50:31] Lothar, Nabru and Dumbfoundde4d [1144/2579] have team battled batsteph, ricin and AssDisaster [1135/2859] at [80,838] and won! 31 days, 02:03:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/21 14:03:08] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:09:24 towards level 84.
[01/05/21 15:25:54] SelfishShellfish, RichardG867 and Nabru [828/2705] have team battled Lothar, AssDisaster and n0suchth1ng [1973/2826] at [288,373] and lost! 27 days, 18:07:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/21 16:12:27] n0suchth1ng, AssDisaster and Nabru [490/2666] have team battled |_ocke, sslbits and Gawble [1566/2236] at [491,522] and lost! 2 days, 14:43:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/21 17:55:10] ricin [631/1571] has challenged AssDisaster [722/938] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:11:32 is added to ricin's clock.
[01/05/21 19:45:11] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:38:26 towards level 84.
[01/06/21 01:13:12] TheSilentLink, |_ocke and ricin [1619/2696] have team battled AssDisaster, n0suchth1ng and Dumbfoundde4d [1027/2847] at [21,938] and won! 1 day, 10:36:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/21 02:10:04] JoeK, Astrid, MPenguin, and AssDisaster have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/21 12:31:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 7 days, 00:08:18 toward level 84.
[01/06/21 15:55:10] n0suchth1ng [102/982] has challenged AssDisaster [311/938] in combat and lost! 21 days, 14:18:59 is added to n0suchth1ng's clock.
[01/06/21 18:55:11] Astrid [611/628] has challenged AssDisaster [426/938] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:58:31 is removed from Astrid's clock.
[01/06/21 19:55:12] Balthazar [874/1044] has challenged AssDisaster [713/938] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:59:32 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[01/06/21 23:04:25] batsteph, Gawble and Dumbfoundde4d [1581/2483] have team battled webvictim, AssDisaster and PlasmaStar [709/2179] at [463,943] and won! 1 day, 08:26:00 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/21 04:28:18] vodka-, RichardG867 and batsteph [1638/1915] have team battled AssDisaster, PlasmaStar and Dumbfoundde4d [1609/2379] at [775,977] and won! 3 days, 10:14:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/21 08:55:12] AssDisaster [103/938] has challenged SelfishShellfish [456/1048] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:42:29 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/07/21 11:45:38] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:22:39 towards level 84.
[01/07/21 18:55:10] vodka- [529/654] has challenged AssDisaster [825/938] in combat and lost! 52 days, 14:28:54 is added to vodka-'s clock.
[01/07/21 21:26:42] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:34:19 towards level 84.
[01/07/21 21:35:13] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:11 towards level 84.
[01/07/21 23:47:20] PlasmaStar, SelfishShellfish, Astrid, and AssDisaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/08/21 03:42:52] SelfishShellfish, Astrid and AssDisaster [599/2614] have team battled sslbits, ricin and PlasmaStar [2420/2597] at [292,280] and lost! 0 days, 10:33:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/21 04:14:38] sslbits and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/21 07:55:12] AssDisaster [588/938] has challenged RichardG867 [655/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:45:01 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/08/21 09:55:10] Dumbfoundde4d [221/961] has challenged AssDisaster [207/938] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:36:45 is removed from Dumbfoundde4d's clock.
[01/08/21 23:40:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 03:48:16 from level 84.
[01/09/21 10:52:19] StickMan, TheSilentLink and SelfishShellfish [16/2262] have team battled AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and PlasmaStar [41/2815] at [291,517] and lost! 1 day, 00:56:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/21 15:36:47] n0suchth1ng, Pontuzz and Lothar [2269/2347] have team battled cities, Gawble and AssDisaster [1298/2542] at [340,581] and won! 2 days, 17:32:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/21 09:48:41] Astrid, Decobus and MPenguin [472/1788] have team battled Nabru, AssDisaster and Pontuzz [951/2143] at [465,824] and lost! 13 days, 00:17:22 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/21 17:55:10] AssDisaster [172/938] has challenged webvictim [27/730] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:28 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/10/21 20:47:34] AssDisaster [890/938] has challenged JoeK [225/577] in combat and won! 331 days, 11:35:30 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/11/21 00:39:56] TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and |_ocke [1376/2104] have team battled Lothar, Nabru and Pontuzz [800/2111] at [338,711] and won! 1 day, 01:08:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/21 08:30:40] SelfishShellfish, batsteph and StickMan [1178/2007] have team battled webvictim, Gawble and AssDisaster [1307/2879] at [753,240] and lost! 0 days, 03:47:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/21 09:43:46] SelfishShellfish, StickMan and batsteph [1405/2007] have team battled arcade_droid, Gawble and AssDisaster [124/2762] at [785,250] and won! 0 days, 04:18:31 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/21 13:23:37] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 141 days, 03:25:10 towards level 85.
[01/11/21 15:52:21] StickMan, arcade_droid and AssDisaster [1138/2160] have team battled Lothar, batsteph and cities [792/1654] at [765,465] and won! 1 day, 21:30:26 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/21 22:55:11] n0suchth1ng [177/982] has challenged AssDisaster [118/938] in combat and won! 28 days, 12:11:32 is removed from n0suchth1ng's clock.
[01/11/21 23:30:53] batsteph and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/21 05:41:10] arcade_droid, n0suchth1ng and Doctor_Colossus [300/2945] have team battled batsteph, AssDisaster and cities [1458/1699] at [796,472] and lost! 1 day, 00:40:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/21 08:27:57] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 102 days, 19:46:16 towards level 85.
[01/12/21 13:07:29] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 62 days, 08:50:06 towards level 85.
[01/12/21 15:55:10] AssDisaster [308/938] has challenged webvictim [644/730] in combat and lost! 136 days, 18:40:01 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/13/21 04:55:10] AssDisaster [879/938] has challenged RichardG867 [173/911] in combat and won! 211 days, 12:17:05 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/13/21 10:48:38] batsteph, Nabru and AssDisaster [358/2047] have team battled arcade_droid, Lothar and Doctor_Colossus [1252/2878] at [581,310] and lost! 5 days, 21:35:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/21 10:55:12] AssDisaster [362/938] has challenged n0suchth1ng [241/982] in combat and won! 172 days, 18:07:23 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/13/21 12:55:12] ricin [182/1571] has challenged AssDisaster [365/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:15:21 is added to ricin's clock.
[01/14/21 01:55:11] AssDisaster [915/938] has challenged Lothar [407/906] in combat and won! 139 days, 19:30:35 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/14/21 03:53:46] AssDisaster, StickMan and webvictim [3/2277] have team battled Hitler, |_ocke and RichardG867 [480/2226] at [579,189] and lost! 0 days, 04:09:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/21 07:04:55] n0suchth1ng and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/21 09:39:52] AssDisaster was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 67 days, 05:11:21 from level 85.
[01/14/21 10:55:18] AssDisaster, RichardG867 and MPenguin [1257/2591] have team battled webvictim, PlasmaStar and StickMan [1141/1866] at [720,66] and won! 30 days, 22:43:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/21 21:42:07] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 35 days, 18:06:02 towards level 85.
[01/15/21 09:26:31] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 27 days, 23:35:30 towards level 85.
[01/15/21 09:55:10] AssDisaster [659/938] has challenged Balthazar [134/1044] in combat and won! 74 days, 16:40:57 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/15/21 11:05:27] SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and StickMan [266/2605] have team battled Decobus, MPenguin and Hitler [607/1918] at [891,310] and lost! 3 days, 04:01:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/21 13:55:11] AssDisaster [600/938] has challenged |_ocke [200/539] in combat and won! 50 days, 19:15:48 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/15/21 17:55:10] Nabru [490/746] has challenged AssDisaster [247/938] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:39:11 is removed from Nabru's clock.
[01/15/21 19:59:37] AssDisaster was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 28 days, 18:07:16 from level 85.
[01/17/21 05:55:12] Hitler [380/750] has challenged AssDisaster [43/943] in combat and won! 27 days, 19:01:53 is removed from Hitler's clock.
[01/17/21 08:18:24] Nabru, AssDisaster and vodka- [1504/2344] have team battled Astrid, Pontuzz and RichardG867 [1611/2019] at [1018,840] and lost! 4 days, 11:50:39 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/21 10:46:42] AssDisaster [57/943] has come upon Doctor_Colossus [765/1359] and been defeated in combat! 53 days, 07:34:48 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/17/21 14:55:11] Gawble [550/1211] has challenged AssDisaster [753/943] in combat and lost! 185 days, 07:45:26 is added to Gawble's clock.
[01/17/21 16:55:10] Nabru [576/746] has challenged AssDisaster [901/943] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:36:51 is added to Nabru's clock.
[01/17/21 21:54:22] Nabru, AssDisaster and PIgmonkeY [364/1821] have team battled batsteph, RichardG867 and Dumbfoundde4d [556/2238] at [913,342] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/21 00:55:10] AssDisaster [38/943] has challenged Pontuzz [262/465] in combat and lost! 34 days, 19:00:33 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/18/21 06:54:55] Lothar, Dumbfoundde4d and Gawble [2016/3085] have team battled Pontuzz, AssDisaster and webvictim [986/2138] at [789,798] and won! 2 days, 03:57:17 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/21 13:11:58] PlasmaStar, MPenguin and webvictim [800/1999] have team battled arcade_droid, AssDisaster and Pontuzz [1693/2037] at [498,1011] and lost! 5 days, 04:24:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/21 15:55:12] AssDisaster [843/943] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [616/1359] in combat and won! 111 days, 17:39:46 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/20/21 05:07:03] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 23 days, 01:41:08 towards level 85.
[01/20/21 06:55:11] AssDisaster [757/943] has challenged Decobus [14/426] in combat and won! 22 days, 09:21:43 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/20/21 07:55:13] AssDisaster got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 19 days, 16:45:30 from level 85.
[01/20/21 22:30:52] Gawble, Balthazar and SelfishShellfish [120/3342] have team battled AssDisaster, batsteph and webvictim [1123/2036] at [719,481] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/21 05:57:24] batsteph, sslbits and AssDisaster [1736/1813] have team battled Nabru, webvictim and Astrid [923/2116] at [641,194] and won! 0 days, 03:29:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/21 13:55:12] AssDisaster [297/943] has challenged Astrid [395/640] in combat and lost! 12 days, 21:40:55 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/21/21 18:26:14] Gawble and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/21 19:55:12] AssDisaster [67/943] has challenged PIgmonkeY [61/197] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:46:00 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/22/21 14:17:11] AssDisaster, sslbits and RichardG867 [425/2388] have team battled HellSpawn, SelfishShellfish and Thor [1774/2472] at [915,267] and lost! 3 days, 06:49:08 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/21 10:45:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 59 days, 03:09:17 toward level 85.
[01/23/21 15:27:00] ricin, sslbits and Thor [659/3185] have team battled arcade_droid, TheSilentLink and AssDisaster [1850/2187] at [683,118] and lost! 4 days, 08:51:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/21 18:55:10] AssDisaster [4/949] has challenged idlerpg [18/1653] in combat and lost! 11 days, 10:40:03 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/24/21 02:55:10] AssDisaster [205/949] has challenged webvictim [478/730] in combat and lost! 17 days, 13:52:04 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/24/21 04:34:56] Gawble and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/21 06:55:11] webvictim [342/730] has challenged AssDisaster [305/949] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:01:12 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[01/24/21 09:55:10] AssDisaster [855/949] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [188/1359] in combat and won! 28 days, 04:39:41 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/24/21 12:24:10] Hitler, vodka- and webvictim [1496/2045] have team battled RichardG867, AssDisaster and Dumbfoundde4d [1435/2824] at [629,630] and won! 3 days, 14:11:41 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/21 13:52:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 78 days, 08:46:27 toward level 85.
[01/24/21 18:35:08] sslbits, webvictim and AssDisaster [1772/2204] have team battled Hitler, |_ocke and arcade_droid [865/1830] at [574,658] and won! 1 day, 23:58:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/21 21:37:06] AssDisaster, webvictim and arcade_droid [1258/2308] have team battled RichardG867, Balthazar and vodka- [2328/2704] at [406,735] and lost! 0 days, 04:31:12 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/21 02:05:32] RichardG867, AssDisaster and arcade_droid [2218/2492] have team battled n0suchth1ng, vodka- and Lothar [2000/2327] at [551,953] and won! 0 days, 04:31:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/21 06:40:33] Nabru, Hitler and AssDisaster [105/2357] have team battled RichardG867, webvictim and Thor [2118/2733] at [194,669] and lost! 4 days, 23:12:09 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/21 09:37:05] Decobus, |_ocke and Balthazar [1965/2108] have team battled Lothar, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [1552/2776] at [509,620] and won! 4 days, 20:59:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/21 10:52:04] Lothar, webvictim and JoeK [806/2233] have team battled TheSilentLink, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [666/2563] at [235,772] and won! 0 days, 18:56:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/21 11:55:11] AssDisaster [886/949] has challenged ricin [1113/1571] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:15:43 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/25/21 12:10:39] TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and Lothar [745/2562] have team battled |_ocke, webvictim and RichardG867 [1920/2186] at [367,647] and lost! 0 days, 08:58:24 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/21 14:49:05] Balthazar stole AssDisaster's level 61 charm while they were sleeping! Balthazar leaves his old level 54 charm behind, which AssDisaster then takes.
[01/26/21 00:55:10] cities [337/398] has challenged AssDisaster [509/941] in combat and lost! 24 days, 19:00:37 is added to cities's clock.
[01/26/21 09:55:12] Balthazar [184/1143] has challenged AssDisaster [140/941] in combat and won! 19 days, 23:50:21 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[01/26/21 17:19:33] vodka-, Decobus and Balthazar [1082/2228] have team battled ricin, AssDisaster and Nabru [2929/3258] at [1009,786] and lost! 0 days, 03:03:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/21 20:55:10] AssDisaster [311/941] has challenged PlasmaStar [270/534] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:43:52 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/26/21 22:55:13] AssDisaster [654/941] has challenged Sibachian [103/242] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:38:54 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/27/21 09:39:20] Decobus, Thor and Lothar [1879/2434] have team battled Pontuzz, AssDisaster and StickMan [1339/2028] at [913,743] and won! 0 days, 10:58:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/21 12:09:37] Decobus, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [2548/2585] have team battled StickMan, Pontuzz and Doctor_Colossus [2128/2446] at [1006,833] and won! 4 days, 12:28:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/21 01:52:27] PlasmaStar, webvictim and batsteph [953/1642] have team battled Thor, TheSilentLink and AssDisaster [192/2730] at [366,955] and won! 0 days, 19:04:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/21 07:34:48] Decobus, |_ocke and Dumbfoundde4d [1557/1932] have team battled n0suchth1ng, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [886/2616] at [840,336] and won! 0 days, 11:25:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/21 10:53:06] AssDisaster, StickMan and SelfishShellfish [2319/2775] have team battled Sibachian, Gawble and ricin [2090/2997] at [689,659] and won! 4 days, 22:13:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/21 11:55:10] cities [211/398] has challenged AssDisaster [238/941] in combat and lost! 19 days, 04:16:32 is added to cities's clock.
[01/28/21 11:55:38] Hitler, n0suchth1ng and RichardG867 [1929/2337] have team battled Gawble, AssDisaster and Decobus [1593/2547] at [824,433] and won! 3 days, 03:31:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/21 15:55:11] ricin [63/1571] has challenged AssDisaster [116/941] in combat and lost! 19 days, 08:29:33 is added to ricin's clock.
[01/28/21 20:14:58] n0suchth1ng, Nabru and AssDisaster [865/2448] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, |_ocke and Decobus [93/1932] at [303,24] and won! 4 days, 12:50:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/21 22:16:16] Dumbfoundde4d, AssDisaster and JoeK [1008/2492] have team battled ricin, Hitler and Gawble [1833/3410] at [792,88] and lost! 0 days, 13:02:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/21 08:39:48] n0suchth1ng, AssDisaster and StickMan [334/2324] have team battled Decobus, PlasmaStar and TheSilentLink [847/1671] at [454,978] and lost! 3 days, 08:36:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/21 16:55:12] AssDisaster [378/941] has challenged webvictim [642/743] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:10:21 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/29/21 23:55:12] AssDisaster [407/941] has challenged TheSilentLink [122/705] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:52:56 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/30/21 08:14:31] Balthazar stole AssDisaster's level 60 ring while they were sleeping! Balthazar leaves his old level 50 ring behind, which AssDisaster then takes.
[01/30/21 14:53:35] webvictim, SelfishShellfish and TheSilentLink [31/2660] have team battled AssDisaster, Balthazar and sslbits [327/2607] at [625,447] and lost! 3 days, 05:56:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/21 23:58:40] Balthazar, MPenguin, |_ocke, and AssDisaster have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/21 06:55:12] AssDisaster [632/930] has challenged SelfishShellfish [667/1212] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:48:06 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/31/21 12:55:11] AssDisaster [22/930] has challenged Lothar [434/922] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:13:47 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/31/21 20:27:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 7 days, 07:39:25 toward level 85.
[02/01/21 02:55:11] ricin [225/1571] has challenged AssDisaster [188/930] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:36:17 is removed from ricin's clock.
[02/01/21 12:55:11] MPenguin [242/695] has challenged AssDisaster [428/930] in combat and lost! 219 days, 22:57:25 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[02/01/21 14:55:10] AssDisaster [488/930] has challenged JoeK [152/595] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:18:17 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/01/21 15:24:38] MPenguin, TheSilentLink and SelfishShellfish [965/2612] have team battled AssDisaster, Sibachian and PlasmaStar [1361/1741] at [184,780] and lost! 42 days, 08:51:16 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/21 19:59:48] MPenguin, Sibachian and AssDisaster [608/1902] have team battled PlasmaStar, SelfishShellfish and TheSilentLink [1101/2463] at [372,642] and lost! 0 days, 19:31:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/21 22:52:26] AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and TheSilentLink [2249/2859] have team battled Sibachian, Gawble and Hitler [1870/2116] at [211,960] and won! 1 day, 20:21:10 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/21 07:19:01] Sibachian, MPenguin and SelfishShellfish [591/2184] have team battled TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and Gawble [2678/2821] at [164,860] and lost! 0 days, 21:10:00 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/21 10:33:58] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:54:53 towards level 85.
[02/02/21 11:55:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 3 days, 13:10:52 toward level 85.
[02/02/21 17:55:10] Nabru [8/746] has challenged AssDisaster [531/930] in combat and lost! 10 days, 14:07:37 is added to Nabru's clock.
[02/02/21 21:16:47] PlasmaStar, n0suchth1ng and JoeK [1454/1900] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, AssDisaster and webvictim [117/2686] at [5,206] and won! 1 day, 19:40:59 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/21 21:55:12] arcade_droid [579/657] has challenged AssDisaster [720/930] in combat and lost! 75 days, 00:42:36 is added to arcade_droid's clock.
[02/04/21 04:55:10] RichardG867 [616/914] has challenged AssDisaster [553/930] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:40:57 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[02/04/21 13:09:27] Nabru, Sibachian and Pontuzz [1143/1501] have team battled AssDisaster, MPenguin and PlasmaStar [428/2159] at [238,736] and won! 0 days, 09:58:34 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/21 18:55:10] AssDisaster [471/930] has challenged cities [270/398] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:04:09 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/04/21 19:56:35] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:16 towards level 85.
[02/04/21 23:24:55] SelfishShellfish, Sibachian and cities [745/1878] have team battled AssDisaster, Nabru and ricin [1407/3247] at [440,577] and lost! 0 days, 21:41:56 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/21 02:58:14] |_ocke [124/541] has challenged AssDisaster [717/930] in combat and lost! 14 days, 00:10:43 is added to |_ocke's clock.
[02/05/21 04:19:10] arcade_droid, |_ocke and ricin [1030/2769] have team battled AssDisaster, cities and Dumbfoundde4d [1615/2341] at [503,23] and lost! 1 day, 15:43:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/21 04:53:26] JoeK, Nabru and AssDisaster [1397/2271] have team battled ricin, cities and Dumbfoundde4d [1254/2982] at [542,225] and won! 0 days, 06:21:25 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/21 04:55:11] Balthazar [1141/1152] has challenged AssDisaster [565/930] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:40:30 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[02/05/21 10:55:12] AssDisaster [509/930] has challenged Lothar [823/957] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:08:01 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/05/21 14:35:13] Nabru, ricin and SelfishShellfish [263/3529] have team battled Pontuzz, Sibachian and AssDisaster [1261/1668] at [603,555] and lost! 0 days, 04:46:04 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/21 17:55:10] AssDisaster [422/930] has challenged Balthazar [1050/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:45 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/05/21 18:22:42] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 07:09:40 from level 85.
[02/05/21 22:12:43] webvictim, |_ocke and AssDisaster [848/2214] have team battled Sibachian, Pontuzz and Thor [367/1827] at [601,874] and won! 0 days, 03:42:46 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/21 22:54:59] Balthazar, Sibachian and Pontuzz [928/1890] have team battled AssDisaster, Lothar and SelfishShellfish [2225/3099] at [427,536] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:00 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/21 06:46:17] Pontuzz, Lothar and AssDisaster [1694/2357] have team battled n0suchth1ng, Hitler and RichardG867 [562/2358] at [81,671] and won! 0 days, 01:15:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/21 07:01:39] AssDisaster set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:22:55 from level 85.
[02/06/21 10:55:12] AssDisaster [731/930] has challenged Pontuzz [56/470] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:09:52 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/06/21 12:01:18] AssDisaster [224/930] has challenged idlerpg [1161/1653] in combat and lost! 174 days, 13:33:12 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/06/21 23:27:48] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 230 days, 14:19:22 towards level 86.
[02/07/21 02:24:26] AssDisaster was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 186 days, 00:01:47 from level 86.
[02/07/21 03:52:28] RichardG867, Hitler and PIgmonkeY [1618/1801] have team battled Lothar, AssDisaster and cities [100/2285] at [397,629] and won! 0 days, 02:51:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/21 04:54:57] n0suchth1ng, Sibachian and Hitler [1360/1712] have team battled AssDisaster, webvictim and RichardG867 [1355/2587] at [163,633] and won! 0 days, 14:55:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/21 01:55:12] vodka- [356/666] has challenged AssDisaster [755/930] in combat and lost! 162 days, 01:52:55 is added to vodka-'s clock.
[02/09/21 00:59:21] Decobus, AssDisaster and Pontuzz [1435/1840] have team battled sslbits, Gawble and Lothar [2455/2620] at [734,542] and lost! 35 days, 06:02:04 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/21 07:55:10] AssDisaster [862/930] has challenged webvictim [248/742] in combat and won! 477 days, 23:05:16 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/09/21 16:55:12] AssDisaster [341/930] has challenged arcade_droid [164/655] in combat and won! 215 days, 00:38:22 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/10/21 01:12:40] MPenguin, sslbits and Pontuzz [1236/1693] have team battled n0suchth1ng, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [1640/3084] at [853,748] and lost! 2 days, 10:22:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/21 02:55:12] AssDisaster [603/930] has challenged arcade_droid [251/655] in combat and won! 182 days, 17:02:37 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/10/21 03:52:52] PIgmonkeY, PlasmaStar and Lothar [559/1678] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, AssDisaster and Gawble [1324/3117] at [619,369] and lost! 0 days, 09:01:52 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/21 23:26:07] Gawble and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/21 07:05:42] webvictim, |_ocke and AssDisaster [840/2209] have team battled Pontuzz, SelfishShellfish and Thor [2223/2771] at [594,992] and lost! 29 days, 16:26:57 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/21 16:55:11] AssDisaster [462/930] has challenged Gawble [525/1174] in combat and lost! 231 days, 22:17:55 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/11/21 19:31:27] AssDisaster walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 216 days, 10:57:05 from level 86.
[02/11/21 20:16:50] AssDisaster walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 190 days, 11:29:48 from level 86.
[02/11/21 21:08:20] ricin, n0suchth1ng and MPenguin [2864/3033] have team battled |_ocke, AssDisaster and arcade_droid [343/2122] at [317,49] and won! 0 days, 01:24:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/21 00:17:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 282 days, 20:13:55 toward level 86.
[02/12/21 02:45:47] n0suchth1ng [656/767] has challenged AssDisaster [596/930] in combat and won! 365 days, 02:46:56 is removed from n0suchth1ng's clock.
[02/12/21 05:02:02] |_ocke, TheSilentLink and Decobus [179/1685] have team battled StickMan, AssDisaster and arcade_droid [1675/2228] at [791,71] and lost! 1 day, 21:23:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/21 10:55:12] ricin [1510/1571] has challenged AssDisaster [240/930] in combat and won! 43 days, 07:38:05 is removed from ricin's clock.
[02/12/21 15:02:27] AssDisaster, n0suchth1ng and StickMan [551/2340] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, TheSilentLink and Decobus [1753/2161] at [752,20] and lost! 3 days, 07:50:46 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/21 15:55:10] AssDisaster [693/930] has challenged SelfishShellfish [102/1212] in combat and won! 481 days, 03:18:30 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/12/21 16:08:47] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 199 days, 02:21:40 towards level 86.
[02/12/21 18:55:11] AssDisaster [881/930] has challenged JoeK [385/601] in combat and won! 306 days, 09:48:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/12/21 20:00:33] AssDisaster, MPenguin and Decobus [753/2065] have team battled RichardG867, JoeK and n0suchth1ng [934/2287] at [982,476] and lost! 19 days, 20:48:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/21 21:51:06] PlasmaStar, |_ocke and Dumbfoundde4d [198/2082] have team battled RichardG867, sslbits and AssDisaster [1673/2377] at [951,7] and lost! 39 days, 14:39:39 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/21 04:34:26] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 66 days, 05:40:43 towards level 86.
[02/14/21 06:55:10] AssDisaster [15/930] has challenged ricin [1023/1571] in combat and lost! 188 days, 18:13:56 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/14/21 08:55:12] AssDisaster [379/930] has challenged Balthazar [598/1169] in combat and lost! 115 days, 18:22:56 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/14/21 10:24:59] AssDisaster set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 140 days, 15:36:00 from level 86.
[02/14/21 11:07:40] JoeK, HellSpawn and webvictim [1589/1682] have team battled Pontuzz, AssDisaster and RichardG867 [1209/2319] at [282,687] and won! 0 days, 11:57:10 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/21 13:18:57] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 136 days, 06:20:57 from level 86.
[02/14/21 15:30:40] AssDisaster, RichardG867 and HellSpawn [750/2177] have team battled webvictim, |_ocke and Pontuzz [603/1753] at [196,614] and won! 0 days, 08:41:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/21 16:55:11] Decobus [95/440] has challenged AssDisaster [788/930] in combat and lost! 24 days, 15:19:29 is added to Decobus's clock.
[02/14/21 17:55:12] AssDisaster [830/930] has challenged Tjololo [889/960] in combat and lost! 220 days, 16:22:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/14/21 22:20:07] n0suchth1ng, StickMan and ricin [1232/2981] have team battled AssDisaster, Balthazar and Pontuzz [1007/2569] at [434,709] and won! 1 day, 04:26:53 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/21 01:54:57] StickMan, n0suchth1ng and Pontuzz [670/1880] have team battled ricin, Lothar and AssDisaster [3331/3452] at [504,709] and lost! 0 days, 22:02:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/21 06:59:18] AssDisaster, Decobus and RichardG867 [1202/2282] have team battled Tjololo, TheSilentLink and |_ocke [665/2226] at [99,493] and won! 0 days, 06:42:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/21 07:55:10] ricin [937/1558] has challenged AssDisaster [229/930] in combat and won! 20 days, 23:23:47 is removed from ricin's clock.
[02/15/21 13:55:10] AssDisaster [593/930] has challenged webvictim [261/746] in combat and won! 514 days, 15:31:15 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/16/21 06:55:10] AssDisaster [736/930] has challenged n0suchth1ng [260/767] in combat and won! 293 days, 05:08:13 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/16/21 13:07:03] Thor, StickMan and webvictim [1118/2471] have team battled AssDisaster, arcade_droid and PlasmaStar [280/2125] at [907,863] and won! 1 day, 01:08:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/21 15:06:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 187 days, 10:50:10 toward level 86.
[02/16/21 17:13:58] webvictim, AssDisaster and Dumbfoundde4d [2326/2689] have team battled TheSilentLink, SelfishShellfish and Thor [2786/3019] at [661,980] and lost! 43 days, 06:41:56 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/21 17:55:11] SelfishShellfish [1069/1205] has challenged AssDisaster [691/930] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:55:50 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[02/16/21 20:55:12] webvictim [327/746] has challenged AssDisaster [239/930] in combat and won! 84 days, 05:46:58 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[02/16/21 20:55:12] In the fierce battle, AssDisaster dropped his level 64 set of leggings! webvictim picks it up, tossing his old level 52 set of leggings to AssDisaster.
[02/17/21 06:55:10] RichardG867 [749/912] has challenged AssDisaster [260/917] in combat and won! 164 days, 10:41:12 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[02/17/21 10:29:00] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 99 days, 10:08:42 towards level 86.
[02/17/21 11:55:10] AssDisaster [853/917] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [388/1387] in combat and won! 211 days, 02:16:48 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/17/21 20:08:37] Tjololo, SelfishShellfish, sslbits, and AssDisaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/17/21 20:08:40] AssDisaster [770/917] has come upon sslbits [447/524] and taken them in combat! 59 days, 12:47:52 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/17/21 21:58:02] Tjololo, RichardG867 and sslbits [2248/2393] have team battled Lothar, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [364/3073] at [369,362] and won! 0 days, 15:38:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/21 02:13:22] Balthazar, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [924/3492] have team battled TheSilentLink, PlasmaStar and MPenguin [1777/1963] at [941,857] and lost! 1 day, 02:50:24 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/21 04:55:12] Balthazar [173/1188] has challenged AssDisaster [527/917] in combat and lost! 16 days, 10:34:33 is added to Balthazar's clock.
[02/18/21 05:09:08] SelfishShellfish, Hitler and sslbits [1157/2404] have team battled Balthazar, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [375/3017] at [586,329] and won! 0 days, 08:58:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/21 10:44:07] n0suchth1ng and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/21 12:55:23] MPenguin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/21 19:18:18] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 239 days, 18:41:58 from level 86.
[02/18/21 19:26:28] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 56 days, 19:03:46 towards level 86.
[02/18/21 20:55:10] AssDisaster [713/917] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [923/1387] in combat and lost! 78 days, 08:50:58 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/19/21 06:55:10] AssDisaster [747/917] has challenged StickMan [141/643] in combat and won! 87 days, 17:21:05 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/19/21 07:21:19] Dumbfoundde4d, StickMan and cities [265/2096] have team battled ricin, AssDisaster and Thor [2401/3494] at [487,73] and lost! 0 days, 02:42:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/21 17:55:12] JoeK [458/611] has challenged AssDisaster [826/917] in combat and lost! 14 days, 14:53:30 is added to JoeK's clock.
[02/20/21 01:52:39] sslbits, webvictim and AssDisaster [1298/2201] have team battled Balthazar, Tjololo and n0suchth1ng [514/2912] at [578,941] and won! 5 days, 23:01:05 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/21 01:53:06] AssDisaster, webvictim and sslbits [844/2201] have team battled n0suchth1ng, StickMan and Hitler [1573/2085] at [983,707] and lost! 4 days, 18:24:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/21 01:55:12] AssDisaster [692/917] has challenged webvictim [681/760] in combat and won! 160 days, 07:54:35 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/20/21 06:18:30] AssDisaster died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 57 days, 16:43:15 from level 86.
[02/20/21 06:55:11] StickMan [404/643] has challenged AssDisaster [713/917] in combat and lost! 38 days, 09:12:29 is added to StickMan's clock.
[02/20/21 09:29:53] AssDisaster, cities and ricin [1224/2810] have team battled TheSilentLink, Dumbfoundde4d and Hitler [1598/2462] at [764,154] and lost! 1 day, 02:52:16 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/21 16:19:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 269 days, 14:27:43 toward level 86.
[02/20/21 17:55:11] |_ocke [477/545] has challenged AssDisaster [915/917] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:05:37 is added to |_ocke's clock.
[02/21/21 05:15:16] sslbits, Tjololo and RichardG867 [548/2393] have team battled MPenguin, AssDisaster and n0suchth1ng [2130/2383] at [741,859] and lost! 2 days, 13:43:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/21 05:55:10] AssDisaster [691/917] has challenged Pontuzz [484/486] in combat and won! 34 days, 23:23:30 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/21/21 09:55:10] RichardG867 [515/912] has challenged AssDisaster [182/917] in combat and won! 61 days, 18:06:13 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[02/22/21 06:38:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 27 days, 23:09:42 toward level 86.
[02/22/21 06:55:12] MPenguin [140/699] has challenged AssDisaster [878/917] in combat and lost! 11 days, 09:14:33 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[02/22/21 07:55:11] AssDisaster [322/917] has challenged cities [337/398] in combat and lost! 30 days, 15:57:02 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/22/21 09:51:36] AssDisaster, JoeK and |_ocke [1418/2057] have team battled Hitler, MPenguin and Tjololo [299/2351] at [887,154] and won! 7 days, 20:01:29 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/21 00:55:10] AssDisaster [524/917] has challenged cities [63/398] in combat and won! 59 days, 19:47:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/23/21 11:18:28] ricin, Dumbfoundde4d and cities [298/2901] have team battled |_ocke, AssDisaster and Balthazar [1279/2650] at [324,157] and lost! 0 days, 01:40:24 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/21 21:07:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 160 days, 13:41:32 toward level 86.
[02/24/21 01:55:47] Doctor_Colossus, Tjololo and AssDisaster [1613/3296] have team battled Balthazar, PlasmaStar and cities [894/2122] at [579,49] and won! 43 days, 08:56:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/21 05:55:11] AssDisaster [387/917] has challenged SelfishShellfish [282/1228] in combat and won! 41 days, 09:27:56 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/24/21 06:55:11] AssDisaster [648/917] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [368/1387] in combat and won! 32 days, 16:37:40 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/24/21 06:55:11] AssDisaster has dealt Doctor_Colossus a Critical Strike! 309 days, 20:30:02 is added to Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[02/24/21 07:08:12] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:05:19 towards level 86.
[02/24/21 08:55:11] Lothar [847/951] has challenged AssDisaster [756/917] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:45:57 is removed from Lothar's clock.
[02/24/21 09:52:17] Dumbfoundde4d, sslbits and Balthazar [2380/2718] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, PlasmaStar and AssDisaster [652/2840] at [406,83] and won! 0 days, 07:00:15 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/21 11:08:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 61 days, 04:18:27 toward level 86.
[02/24/21 13:55:10] SelfishShellfish [230/1228] has challenged AssDisaster [769/917] in combat and lost! 15 days, 08:52:44 is added to SelfishShellfish's clock.
[02/24/21 14:19:38] AssDisaster got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:56:00 from level 86.
[02/25/21 02:35:49] GoodDude, AssDisaster and JoeK [1314/1948] have team battled TheSilentLink, PlasmaStar and Astrid [1527/1903] at [651,331] and lost! 2 days, 17:37:41 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/21 06:07:23] AssDisaster, Astrid and GoodDude [1680/2007] have team battled JoeK, Trashikus and TheSilentLink [390/1337] at [914,545] and won! 3 days, 15:28:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/21 09:55:12] Hitler [446/675] has challenged AssDisaster [768/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:26:12 is added to Hitler's clock.
[02/25/21 11:22:03] Astrid, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [711/2483] have team battled PlasmaStar, n0suchth1ng and TheSilentLink [706/2016] at [482,263] and won! 11 days, 11:56:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/21 05:55:10] AssDisaster [416/917] has challenged webvictim [613/760] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:55:31 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/26/21 05:58:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 23 days, 17:02:44 toward level 86.
[02/26/21 09:52:25] Balthazar, TheSilentLink, StickMan, and AssDisaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/21 14:11:40] Balthazar, AssDisaster and webvictim [2123/2865] have team battled sslbits, StickMan and MPenguin [1252/1842] at [229,246] and won! 4 days, 02:45:07 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/21 17:18:33] sslbits, MPenguin and webvictim [1360/1959] have team battled AssDisaster, Balthazar and Dumbfoundde4d [934/3136] at [319,254] and won! 3 days, 11:39:34 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/21 22:42:22] sslbits, Tjololo and Balthazar [560/2676] have team battled AssDisaster, MPenguin and Lothar [857/2567] at [285,293] and lost! 4 days, 11:46:10 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/21 01:33:59] Trashikus, AssDisaster and Balthazar [1064/2295] have team battled n0suchth1ng, Dumbfoundde4d and StickMan [437/2441] at [173,643] and won! 0 days, 02:00:14 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/21 06:00:55] Dumbfoundde4d, Trashikus and StickMan [1829/1864] have team battled JoeK, Balthazar and AssDisaster [726/2700] at [74,625] and won! 0 days, 00:39:50 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/21 14:55:10] AssDisaster [472/917] has challenged Trashikus [65/216] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:58:45 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/27/21 20:55:11] PlasmaStar [467/536] has challenged AssDisaster [895/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:45:55 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[02/27/21 23:28:53] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:49:20 towards level 86.
[02/28/21 01:55:10] ricin [35/1495] has challenged AssDisaster [154/925] in combat and lost! 104 days, 13:27:02 is added to ricin's clock.
[02/28/21 03:55:10] AssDisaster [484/925] has challenged Nabru [334/735] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:54:51 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/28/21 11:32:01] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:58:33 towards level 86.
[02/28/21 12:59:18] JoeK, n0suchth1ng and GoodDude [645/1802] have team battled Balthazar, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [1625/3025] at [226,660] and lost! 0 days, 06:47:56 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/21 17:55:11] AssDisaster [218/925] has challenged PlasmaStar [512/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:03:38 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/01/21 01:20:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 15:16:36 from level 86.
[03/01/21 01:37:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 5 days, 07:38:36 toward level 86.
[03/01/21 04:47:49] Thor, Decobus and Lothar [1699/2480] have team battled cities, Nabru and AssDisaster [277/2058] at [227,877] and won! 0 days, 05:19:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/21 12:55:12] AssDisaster [454/925] has challenged |_ocke [374/545] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:14:19 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/01/21 14:55:11] AssDisaster [425/925] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [843/1387] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:55:48 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/01/21 15:22:30] AssDisaster was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:18:25 from level 86.
[03/01/21 17:55:11] Dumbfoundde4d [185/1031] has challenged AssDisaster [527/925] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:50:44 is added to Dumbfoundde4d's clock.
[03/01/21 18:19:32] cities, Tjololo, Pontuzz, and AssDisaster have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/01/21 20:52:18] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:54:27 towards level 86.
[03/02/21 01:03:46] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:49:25 towards level 86.
[03/02/21 05:55:12] AssDisaster [184/925] has challenged Tjololo [281/988] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:09:14 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/02/21 06:48:18] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:11:18 towards level 86.
[03/02/21 08:38:01] |_ocke, StickMan and Dumbfoundde4d [2087/2219] have team battled Decobus, Lothar and AssDisaster [1702/2320] at [503,575] and won! 1 day, 03:30:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/21 15:55:11] ricin [540/1495] has challenged AssDisaster [153/925] in combat and won! 58 days, 23:05:19 is removed from ricin's clock.
[03/02/21 17:31:35] Nabru, Pontuzz and GoodDude [1172/1678] have team battled Hitler, AssDisaster and n0suchth1ng [1405/2367] at [152,602] and lost! 0 days, 18:56:30 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/21 19:38:59] cities, Dumbfoundde4d and SelfishShellfish [1391/2667] have team battled Lothar, Nabru and AssDisaster [78/2611] at [325,1022] and won! 12 days, 21:13:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/21 07:55:11] Dumbfoundde4d [469/1031] has challenged AssDisaster [240/925] in combat and won! 13 days, 14:46:12 is removed from Dumbfoundde4d's clock.
[03/03/21 12:10:41] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:30:21 towards level 86.
[03/03/21 13:15:22] AssDisaster got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:12:42 from level 86.
[03/04/21 09:51:37] AssDisaster, Hitler and Gawble [2426/2740] have team battled cities, Balthazar and MPenguin [1955/2285] at [18,712] and won! 0 days, 17:33:58 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/21 10:55:10] Gawble [354/1140] has challenged AssDisaster [405/925] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:21:24 is added to Gawble's clock.
[03/04/21 16:53:31] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:58:51 towards level 86.
[03/05/21 06:19:15] Balthazar, AssDisaster and StickMan [1404/2752] have team battled Astrid, Pontuzz and cities [1399/1555] at [908,634] and won! 2 days, 06:58:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/21 14:48:59] Dumbfoundde4d, Balthazar and AssDisaster [2999/3138] have team battled |_ocke, StickMan and Nabru [1816/1952] at [904,951] and won! 1 day, 20:27:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/21 03:55:10] AssDisaster [55/946] has challenged webvictim [144/763] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:10:13 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/06/21 09:55:11] AssDisaster [167/946] has challenged Tjololo [656/988] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:26:26 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/06/21 16:51:17] AssDisaster and MPenguin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/21 20:28:22] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:35:55 towards level 86.
[03/07/21 00:27:39] Pontuzz, Lothar, AssDisaster, and Hitler have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/21 00:42:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1 day, 10:09:20 toward level 86.
[03/07/21 04:33:35] AssDisaster and Hitler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/21 06:45:02] ricin, n0suchth1ng and Pontuzz [316/2784] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [142/3240] at [914,986] and won! 10 days, 08:42:57 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/21 00:34:07] AssDisaster has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:52:08 from level 86.
[03/08/21 01:55:10] StickMan [232/639] has challenged AssDisaster [436/946] in combat and lost! 9 days, 04:30:03 is added to StickMan's clock.
[03/08/21 03:53:18] webvictim and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/21 04:55:10] AssDisaster [769/946] has challenged JoeK [318/583] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:09:04 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/08/21 20:55:11] Gawble [107/1140] has challenged AssDisaster [343/946] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:37:52 is added to Gawble's clock.
[03/08/21 21:55:12] AssDisaster [914/946] has challenged SelfishShellfish [709/1238] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:12:49 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/09/21 06:55:10] Tjololo [814/986] has challenged AssDisaster [815/946] in combat and lost! 52 days, 17:42:15 is added to Tjololo's clock.
[03/09/21 09:36:50] JoeK, cities and Astrid [252/1635] have team battled sslbits, AssDisaster and Balthazar [962/2648] at [292,460] and lost! 0 days, 03:53:55 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/21 02:01:24] AssDisaster was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:00:35 from level 86.
[03/10/21 03:55:12] RichardG867 [876/907] has challenged AssDisaster [389/946] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:16:54 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[03/10/21 05:19:46] |_ocke, webvictim and AssDisaster [1755/2287] have team battled GoodDude, ricin and Pontuzz [2192/2476] at [178,478] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/21 11:55:11] AssDisaster [881/946] has challenged Hitler [663/666] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:55:46 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/10/21 13:35:09] cities, n0suchth1ng and Thor [883/2273] have team battled RichardG867, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [2571/3091] at [522,293] and lost! 6 days, 23:03:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/21 17:39:59] Balthazar, AssDisaster and sslbits [2462/2787] have team battled Lothar, Pontuzz and webvictim [2233/2253] at [75,149] and won! 0 days, 08:29:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/21 23:55:10] AssDisaster [31/946] has challenged PlasmaStar [474/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:56:19 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/11/21 01:28:31] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:28 towards level 86.
[03/11/21 03:41:29] AssDisaster [668/946] has come upon Thor [590/1048] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:22:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/11/21 08:10:14] PlasmaStar, Astrid and AssDisaster [281/2136] have team battled RichardG867, SelfishShellfish and Dumbfoundde4d [1188/3170] at [770,232] and lost! 0 days, 02:50:21 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/21 08:55:12] Pontuzz [381/503] has challenged AssDisaster [518/946] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:12:11 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[03/11/21 09:18:03] AssDisaster, GoodDude and cities [899/1822] have team battled StickMan, |_ocke and Thor [1558/2265] at [521,590] and lost! 0 days, 03:10:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/21 09:54:16] Tjololo, StickMan and Lothar [1704/2612] have team battled AssDisaster, GoodDude and cities [857/1822] at [581,751] and won! 5 days, 16:49:24 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/21 10:39:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 08:41:18 toward level 86.
[03/11/21 11:44:39] Thor, RichardG867 and GoodDude [1035/2433] have team battled AssDisaster, |_ocke and JoeK [1881/2128] at [443,407] and lost! 0 days, 20:08:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/21 14:53:09] MPenguin, Nabru and AssDisaster [19/2385] have team battled GoodDude, |_ocke and Tjololo [1011/2042] at [581,737] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/21 14:55:12] AssDisaster [460/946] has challenged Tjololo [692/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:41:20 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/11/21 23:34:18] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:13:06 towards level 86.
[03/12/21 07:55:12] Astrid [162/654] has challenged AssDisaster [480/946] in combat and lost! 28 days, 21:11:01 is added to Astrid's clock.
[03/12/21 10:55:11] AssDisaster [878/946] has challenged Lothar [511/987] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:23:03 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/12/21 11:49:51] Decobus, Lothar and JoeK [231/2035] have team battled webvictim, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [1605/2947] at [56,463] and lost! 5 days, 08:11:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/21 17:51:13] Nabru, PlasmaStar and AssDisaster [2202/2217] have team battled Lothar, n0suchth1ng and Doctor_Colossus [1217/3160] at [412,798] and won! 0 days, 02:55:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/21 05:32:06] AssDisaster [204/946] has challenged TheSilentLink [216/691] in combat and lost! 157 days, 04:45:29 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/13/21 08:57:26] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 95 days, 04:26:37 towards level 87.
[03/13/21 09:33:24] GoodDude, |_ocke and Pontuzz [594/1559] have team battled <char, AssDisaster and StickMan [381/1873] at [273,790] and won! 1 day, 08:42:53 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/21 19:36:45] AssDisaster ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 198 days, 21:18:54 from level 87.
[03/14/21 01:55:10] AssDisaster [82/946] has challenged cities [186/398] in combat and lost! 140 days, 11:15:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/14/21 02:39:42] Dumbfoundde4d, cities and Pontuzz [986/1922] have team battled <char, AssDisaster and sslbits [1595/1893] at [525,681] and lost! 4 days, 08:02:14 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/21 03:34:43] AssDisaster was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 236 days, 04:20:29 from level 87.
[03/14/21 07:50:15] Astrid, Balthazar and RichardG867 [856/2749] have team battled cities, Pontuzz and AssDisaster [1072/1847] at [646,642] and lost! 1 day, 14:21:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/21 12:44:58] cities, Thor and AssDisaster [1097/2392] have team battled <char, RichardG867 and Balthazar [376/2389] at [542,886] and won! 6 days, 12:11:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/21 14:42:37] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 261 days, 09:27:12 towards level 87.
[03/15/21 06:03:51] Tjololo, Nabru and Lothar [592/2708] have team battled PlasmaStar, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [1348/2389] at [869,586] and lost! 0 days, 03:41:32 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/21 10:34:24] StickMan, Gawble and Thor [2602/2826] have team battled AssDisaster, Dumbfoundde4d and ricin [1762/3462] at [474,881] and won! 2 days, 00:52:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/21 13:06:21] AssDisaster, GoodDude and ricin [546/2919] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, Gawble and Thor [1435/3214] at [608,893] and lost! 0 days, 07:23:39 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/21 06:55:04] Decobus, TheSilentLink and Tjololo [55/2121] have team battled webvictim, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [232/3096] at [910,73] and lost! 2 days, 21:34:29 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/21 06:55:10] RichardG867 [822/907] has challenged AssDisaster [87/946] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:01:29 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[03/16/21 19:55:10] AssDisaster [95/946] has challenged Pontuzz [228/503] in combat and lost! 84 days, 12:01:30 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/16/21 21:08:24] GoodDude, Thor and ricin [196/3019] have team battled SelfishShellfish, webvictim and AssDisaster [1823/2947] at [406,999] and lost! 6 days, 09:31:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/21 21:55:11] AssDisaster [318/946] has challenged JoeK [480/604] in combat and lost! 125 days, 11:23:49 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/17/21 13:59:39] Nabru, Balthazar and Doctor_Colossus [2724/3311] have team battled Decobus, AssDisaster and Tjololo [1458/2376] at [880,240] and won! 1 day, 21:17:21 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/21 15:55:11] Astrid [36/662] has challenged AssDisaster [241/946] in combat and lost! 31 days, 05:17:30 is added to Astrid's clock.
[03/18/21 00:00:59] AssDisaster [540/946] has come upon Decobus [199/486] and taken them in combat! 151 days, 19:23:47 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/18/21 01:40:30] Pontuzz, StickMan and Doctor_Colossus [1527/3043] have team battled AssDisaster, Lothar and Thor [226/2981] at [338,306] and won! 0 days, 07:05:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/21 21:27:13] ricin, webvictim and AssDisaster [771/2684] have team battled n0suchth1ng, Hitler and Astrid [836/2130] at [994,322] and lost! 133 days, 14:53:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/21 03:03:20] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 283 days, 00:38:10 towards level 87.
[03/19/21 06:33:10] ricin, MPenguin and AssDisaster [1093/2608] have team battled Decobus, |_ocke and Astrid [102/1726] at [827,440] and won! 305 days, 13:21:09 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/21 10:03:09] RichardG867, Tjololo and Decobus [129/2379] have team battled SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and n0suchth1ng [2391/2974] at [558,386] and lost! 0 days, 02:53:55 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/21 16:46:18] AssDisaster ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 123 days, 20:35:30 from level 87.
[03/20/21 00:55:10] AssDisaster [68/946] has challenged |_ocke [297/619] in combat and lost! 132 days, 12:06:10 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/20/21 11:03:42] Tjololo and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/21 13:17:53] Balthazar, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [1863/3191] have team battled Decobus, Thor and Doctor_Colossus [2011/2921] at [656,723] and lost! 3 days, 02:16:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/21 14:43:24] AssDisaster and Hitler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/21 20:54:10] Lothar, ricin and AssDisaster [683/2908] have team battled Decobus, Thor and n0suchth1ng [907/2320] at [989,741] and lost! 144 days, 05:19:53 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/21 22:11:30] Balthazar, AssDisaster and PlasmaStar [1686/2712] have team battled cities, MPenguin and Nabru [1053/1820] at [392,601] and won! 3 days, 07:48:20 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/21 00:20:13] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 165 days, 11:10:08 towards level 87.
[03/21/21 03:48:48] AssDisaster, Hitler and Decobus [2113/2114] have team battled Balthazar, GoodDude and Thor [1686/2717] at [789,617] and won! 4 days, 20:28:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/21 15:55:10] Dumbfoundde4d [513/1026] has challenged AssDisaster [101/946] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:20:11 is removed from Dumbfoundde4d's clock.
[03/21/21 17:55:10] Lothar [562/994] has challenged AssDisaster [630/946] in combat and lost! 125 days, 09:23:27 is added to Lothar's clock.
[03/21/21 20:02:14] AssDisaster and webvictim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/21 22:04:29] cities, AssDisaster and Thor [338/2280] have team battled TheSilentLink, sslbits and Doctor_Colossus [338/2685] at [304,560] and won! 2 days, 06:40:57 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/21 01:53:06] AssDisaster, Thor and Doctor_Colossus [216/3269] have team battled cities, Pontuzz and Tjololo [1456/2407] at [254,434] and lost! 0 days, 16:30:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/21 07:55:10] Nabru [210/735] has challenged AssDisaster [248/946] in combat and lost! 35 days, 13:38:37 is added to Nabru's clock.
[03/22/21 11:55:10] StickMan [158/745] has challenged AssDisaster [437/946] in combat and lost! 14 days, 15:06:10 is added to StickMan's clock.
[03/22/21 13:42:46] AssDisaster reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! AssDisaster's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/22/21 18:13:41] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 137 days, 19:57:16 towards level 87.
[03/22/21 21:55:11] AssDisaster [654/950] has challenged sslbits [542/653] in combat and won! 153 days, 06:46:29 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/23/21 04:13:20] AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and PlasmaStar [898/2172] have team battled Decobus, Nabru and JoeK [999/1825] at [593,474] and lost! 0 days, 08:00:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/21 09:58:49] MPenguin, AssDisaster and Lothar [17/2638] have team battled Hitler, Balthazar and StickMan [1830/2611] at [535,840] and lost! 41 days, 09:44:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/21 17:54:57] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 166 days, 13:01:52 from level 87.
[03/23/21 17:55:12] Nabru [220/735] has challenged AssDisaster [485/950] in combat and lost! 31 days, 00:17:46 is added to Nabru's clock.
[03/23/21 18:11:49] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 115 days, 19:27:05 towards level 87.
[03/23/21 18:20:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 479 days, 10:52:46 from level 87.
[03/23/21 21:19:45] AssDisaster, PlasmaStar and MPenguin [2149/2221] have team battled Thor, ricin and |_ocke [1719/2525] at [32,777] and won! 26 days, 07:47:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/21 15:55:11] AssDisaster [679/950] has challenged GoodDude [221/480] in combat and won! 178 days, 09:42:22 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/24/21 18:55:12] Pontuzz [466/1030] has challenged AssDisaster [661/950] in combat and lost! 68 days, 20:34:40 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[03/25/21 08:32:12] AssDisaster and sslbits have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/21 19:55:11] AssDisaster [573/950] has challenged idlerpg [1478/1653] in combat and lost! 149 days, 09:24:40 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/26/21 01:32:55] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 115 days, 03:36:51 towards level 87.
[03/26/21 16:00:29] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 183 days, 12:15:19 towards level 87.
[03/26/21 17:55:12] TheSilentLink [369/631] has challenged AssDisaster [786/950] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:44:51 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[03/27/21 00:32:25] AssDisaster, Astrid and RichardG867 [1323/2676] have team battled webvictim, MPenguin and Pontuzz [111/2459] at [678,787] and won! 20 days, 13:04:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/21 13:25:27] weylin, StickMan and Thor [2119/3019] have team battled AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and MPenguin [2315/3003] at [300,853] and lost! 0 days, 15:11:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/21 20:55:11] Tjololo [637/1029] has challenged AssDisaster [15/950] in combat and won! 21 days, 11:09:48 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[03/27/21 20:55:11] Tjololo has dealt AssDisaster a Critical Strike! 264 days, 19:10:39 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/28/21 18:30:44] Doctor_Colossus, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [2154/3570] have team battled JoeK, ricin and Thor [2012/2568] at [134,139] and won! 84 days, 15:36:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/21 18:42:08] JoeK, weylin and ricin [383/2970] have team battled StickMan, AssDisaster and |_ocke [194/2309] at [319,136] and won! 2 days, 22:28:53 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/21 02:32:38] Decobus, Dumbfoundde4d and TheSilentLink [1439/2314] have team battled Thor, Gawble and AssDisaster [947/3038] at [999,244] and won! 0 days, 09:56:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/21 13:34:28] AssDisaster EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 120 days, 04:42:13 from level 87.
[03/29/21 16:25:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1184 days, 10:40:31 toward level 87.
[03/29/21 18:00:34] AssDisaster lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 39 days, 10:06:54 from level 87.
[03/29/21 18:17:21] Nabru [24/564] has come upon AssDisaster [460/950] and been defeated in combat! 50 days, 06:34:20 is added to Nabru's clock.
[03/29/21 18:17:39] AssDisaster [104/950] has come upon Nabru [107/564] and been defeated in combat! 33 days, 10:04:31 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/29/21 18:55:11] RichardG867 [385/1054] has challenged AssDisaster [819/950] in combat and lost! 32 days, 10:44:10 is added to RichardG867's clock.
[03/29/21 22:39:46] webvictim, AssDisaster and MPenguin [198/2386] have team battled GoodDude, Nabru and cities [1356/1447] at [575,865] and lost! 29 days, 08:13:21 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/21 05:55:11] AssDisaster [383/950] has challenged webvictim [115/770] in combat and won! 135 days, 09:48:02 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/30/21 06:01:02] AssDisaster, RichardG867 and Gawble [1102/3156] have team battled Thor, TheSilentLink and Balthazar [2513/2751] at [774,246] and lost! 67 days, 17:38:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/21 09:58:21] AssDisaster ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 33 days, 03:58:07 from level 87.
[03/30/21 11:55:12] AssDisaster [609/950] has challenged sslbits [467/666] in combat and won! 55 days, 18:09:01 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/30/21 11:55:12] In the fierce battle, sslbits dropped his level 51 ring! AssDisaster picks it up, tossing his old level 50 ring to sslbits.
[03/30/21 21:18:21] AssDisaster and GoodDude have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/21 00:00:15] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 48 days, 15:57:45 towards level 87.
[03/31/21 05:55:10] AssDisaster [374/951] has challenged StickMan [429/748] in combat and lost! 24 days, 23:08:24 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/31/21 09:55:12] AssDisaster [552/951] has challenged Thor [505/936] in combat and won! 72 days, 11:18:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/31/21 11:55:11] JoeK [589/646] has challenged AssDisaster [659/951] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:09:20 is added to JoeK's clock.
[04/01/21 05:53:10] AssDisaster burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! AssDisaster's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/01/21 10:56:21] StickMan, Lothar and AssDisaster [883/2707] have team battled weylin, Dumbfoundde4d and MPenguin [921/3002] at [125,256] and lost! 34 days, 20:28:29 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/21 18:44:51] AssDisaster met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 27 days, 09:29:21 from level 87.
[04/02/21 01:55:12] AssDisaster [438/944] has challenged ricin [332/975] in combat and won! 99 days, 18:36:44 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/02/21 02:56:53] Astrid, SelfishShellfish and PlasmaStar [1220/2422] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, ricin and AssDisaster [1054/3302] at [1013,404] and won! 7 days, 05:00:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/21 16:56:19] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 21 days, 12:44:39 towards level 87.
[04/02/21 20:02:25] Pontuzz, TheSilentLink and PlasmaStar [91/2238] have team battled Nabru, StickMan and AssDisaster [715/2262] at [610,369] and lost! 0 days, 20:05:43 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/21 05:55:12] AssDisaster [384/944] has challenged RichardG867 [176/1054] in combat and won! 46 days, 22:37:11 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/03/21 07:44:11] Tjololo, |_ocke and Decobus [2335/2374] have team battled JoeK, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [2917/2973] at [763,965] and lost! 0 days, 04:48:38 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/21 14:54:48] AssDisaster, StickMan and Balthazar [1148/2891] have team battled Nabru, JoeK and GoodDude [215/1712] at [728,475] and won! 0 days, 04:46:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/21 16:15:16] AssDisaster, JoeK and Dumbfoundde4d [830/2616] have team battled weylin, Astrid and SelfishShellfish [674/3155] at [154,550] and won! 0 days, 06:08:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/21 16:33:21] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 23:04:12 towards level 87.
[04/03/21 18:37:06] PlasmaStar, StickMan and Nabru [1647/1895] have team battled GoodDude, AssDisaster and Balthazar [5/2639] at [737,440] and won! 2 days, 14:10:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/21 19:55:11] AssDisaster [464/944] has challenged StickMan [134/754] in combat and won! 24 days, 14:03:56 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/03/21 23:55:11] AssDisaster [49/944] has challenged MPenguin [541/666] in combat and lost! 21 days, 08:50:13 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/04/21 04:42:43] AssDisaster, RichardG867 and Thor [1497/2934] have team battled TheSilentLink, PlasmaStar and Lothar [1156/2217] at [813,42] and won! 23 days, 01:54:27 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/21 08:18:16] |_ocke [18/844] has challenged AssDisaster [876/944] in combat and lost! 26 days, 01:35:02 is added to |_ocke's clock.
[04/04/21 08:34:03] Balthazar [956/1193] has challenged AssDisaster [210/944] in combat and won! 361 days, 13:06:09 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[04/04/21 10:04:57] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 23:29:36 towards level 87.
[04/05/21 05:03:02] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 09:25:27 towards level 87.
[04/05/21 05:58:52] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 04:24:49 towards level 87.
[04/05/21 09:42:12] AssDisaster slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! AssDisaster's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/06/21 04:28:42] StickMan, Dumbfoundde4d and Astrid [1977/2455] have team battled AssDisaster, sslbits and Nabru [371/2167] at [90,528] and won! 3 days, 11:44:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/21 07:47:15] AssDisaster, Tjololo and StickMan [100/2721] have team battled webvictim, Balthazar and JoeK [2207/2612] at [414,442] and lost! 1 day, 17:36:59 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/21 08:55:12] Thor [681/936] has challenged AssDisaster [442/938] in combat and won! 70 days, 21:05:48 is removed from Thor's clock.
[04/06/21 22:09:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 77 days, 09:37:51 toward level 87.
[04/07/21 03:28:10] StickMan, sslbits and JoeK [1475/2065] have team battled AssDisaster, ricin and RichardG867 [2231/2967] at [133,754] and lost! 0 days, 03:16:29 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/21 11:05:27] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:32:14 towards level 87.
[04/07/21 20:25:24] AssDisaster, cities, webvictim, and GoodDude have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/08/21 01:52:42] SelfishShellfish, webvictim and Dumbfoundde4d [326/2968] have team battled GoodDude, MPenguin and AssDisaster [1992/2106] at [316,282] and lost! 1 day, 19:22:08 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/21 08:46:49] GoodDude, StickMan and Dumbfoundde4d [394/2282] have team battled Nabru, Pontuzz and AssDisaster [1087/2537] at [41,197] and lost! 2 days, 17:38:37 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/21 08:55:10] AssDisaster [773/938] has challenged |_ocke [656/844] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:53:17 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/08/21 10:23:43] TheSilentLink, MPenguin and SelfishShellfish [1490/2798] have team battled AssDisaster, Gawble and Hitler [1072/2790] at [618,135] and won! 10 days, 22:33:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/21 10:51:31] AssDisaster EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:45:16 from level 87.
[04/08/21 17:55:12] AssDisaster [805/938] has challenged Dumbfoundde4d [783/1026] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:04:10 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/08/21 17:58:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 5 days, 23:42:53 toward level 87.
[04/08/21 19:16:16] Decobus, Pontuzz and JoeK [926/2407] have team battled Nabru, AssDisaster and GoodDude [1825/2004] at [151,18] and lost! 10 days, 18:42:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/21 19:59:21] AssDisaster and Tjololo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/21 21:42:22] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:54:05 towards level 87.
[04/09/21 12:55:11] AssDisaster [779/938] has challenged StickMan [77/754] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:32:53 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/09/21 15:55:12] Balthazar [1095/1142] has challenged AssDisaster [464/938] in combat and won! 51 days, 00:11:28 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[04/09/21 16:08:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 4 days, 14:59:17 toward level 87.
[04/09/21 17:28:23] GoodDude [349/502] has come upon AssDisaster [572/938] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:41:01 is added to GoodDude's clock.
[04/09/21 17:28:23] AssDisaster [361/938] has come upon GoodDude [379/502] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:43:05 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/10/21 04:55:12] |_ocke [361/838] has challenged AssDisaster [280/938] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:48:39 is removed from |_ocke's clock.
[04/10/21 11:55:12] Lothar [813/922] has challenged AssDisaster [401/938] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:31:21 is removed from Lothar's clock.
[04/10/21 12:16:08] cities, Dumbfoundde4d and |_ocke [2461/2590] have team battled AssDisaster, Pontuzz and JoeK [237/2619] at [622,154] and won! 0 days, 12:01:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/21 17:52:49] Astrid, Gawble, AssDisaster, and TheSilentLink have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/21 05:53:45] AssDisaster [449/938] has come upon GoodDude [370/491] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:41:41 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/11/21 05:55:27] GoodDude [268/491] has come upon AssDisaster [270/938] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:50:44 is added to GoodDude's clock.
[04/11/21 11:28:22] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:01 towards level 87.
[04/11/21 14:03:20] Hitler, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [1481/3063] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, GoodDude and Tjololo [68/2561] at [352,700] and won! 0 days, 11:19:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/21 23:55:11] Hitler [614/710] has challenged AssDisaster [531/938] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:12:50 is removed from Hitler's clock.
[04/12/21 06:59:48] AssDisaster got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:30:54 from level 87.
[04/12/21 13:31:49] GoodDude, Dumbfoundde4d and Hitler [349/2242] have team battled Pontuzz, AssDisaster and Tjololo [2967/3002] at [319,753] and lost! 0 days, 04:19:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/21 14:36:36] Hitler, Pontuzz and AssDisaster [1605/2683] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, GoodDude and Tjololo [1745/2895] at [409,943] and lost! 0 days, 04:58:18 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/21 21:37:45] Hitler, SelfishShellfish and HellSpawn [1919/2245] have team battled Tjololo, AssDisaster and Pontuzz [2380/3002] at [282,1007] and lost! 0 days, 04:33:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/21 04:19:53] AssDisaster bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:52:46 from level 87.
[04/13/21 07:02:35] Hitler, AssDisaster, Lothar, and Decobus have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/13/21 07:55:11] PlasmaStar [348/577] has challenged AssDisaster [215/938] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:05:22 is removed from PlasmaStar's clock.
[04/13/21 09:29:34] AssDisaster and Tjololo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/21 13:57:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1 day, 01:14:20 toward level 87.
[04/13/21 14:55:10] Nabru [46/564] has challenged AssDisaster [478/938] in combat and lost! 20 days, 11:12:51 is added to Nabru's clock.
[04/13/21 15:36:57] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 08:42:53 from level 87.
[04/13/21 15:55:12] AssDisaster [874/938] has challenged JoeK [499/646] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:04:11 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/13/21 20:55:11] AssDisaster [416/938] has challenged Pontuzz [63/1035] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:44 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/14/21 02:55:12] JoeK [75/646] has challenged AssDisaster [669/938] in combat and lost! 140 days, 11:57:58 is added to JoeK's clock.
[04/14/21 06:37:10] AssDisaster [384/938] has challenged GoodDude [261/491] in combat and won! 192 days, 05:47:20 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/14/21 06:37:10] AssDisaster has dealt GoodDude a Critical Strike! 5 days, 05:42:56 is added to GoodDude's clock.
[04/14/21 21:55:12] Dumbfoundde4d [64/1041] has challenged AssDisaster [91/938] in combat and lost! 153 days, 09:28:10 is added to Dumbfoundde4d's clock.
[04/14/21 23:55:10] AssDisaster [739/938] has challenged Thor [796/936] in combat and lost! 171 days, 00:22:09 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/15/21 04:55:10] Decobus [279/730] has challenged AssDisaster [206/938] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:34:01 is removed from Decobus's clock.
[04/15/21 05:42:55] AssDisaster got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 190 days, 00:22:20 from level 88.
[04/15/21 06:38:58] PlasmaStar, AssDisaster and ricin [92/2499] have team battled amakthel, MPenguin and TheSilentLink [593/1700] at [937,821] and lost! 0 days, 11:46:42 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/21 09:55:10] ricin [139/975] has challenged AssDisaster [529/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:26:27 is added to ricin's clock.
[04/15/21 14:55:10] AssDisaster [808/938] has challenged |_ocke [808/847] in combat and won! 230 days, 02:30:18 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/16/21 00:31:41] Nabru, Gawble and RichardG867 [2176/2787] have team battled AssDisaster, |_ocke and Dumbfoundde4d [2244/2826] at [98,393] and lost! 3 days, 16:36:43 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/21 07:55:10] AssDisaster [560/938] has challenged Gawble [392/1162] in combat and won! 371 days, 01:54:06 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/16/21 10:55:10] AssDisaster [58/938] has challenged sslbits [370/679] in combat and lost! 92 days, 02:04:22 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/17/21 03:12:16] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 126 days, 19:11:06 towards level 88.
[04/17/21 06:55:10] AssDisaster [456/938] has challenged idlerpg [1299/1653] in combat and lost! 128 days, 04:37:36 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/17/21 07:55:11] AssDisaster [270/938] has challenged Lothar [522/922] in combat and lost! 155 days, 07:46:05 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/17/21 11:55:12] AssDisaster [391/938] has challenged R4BBIT [26/140] in combat and won! 109 days, 16:52:47 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/18/21 04:28:01] Balthazar, cities and Nabru [2421/2426] have team battled Hitler, AssDisaster and R4BBIT [1197/1819] at [463,398] and won! 0 days, 21:06:04 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/21 07:22:01] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 160 days, 05:37:36 towards level 88.
[04/18/21 11:55:11] AssDisaster [175/938] has challenged Dumbfoundde4d [527/1035] in combat and lost! 116 days, 15:54:20 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/18/21 15:24:08] webvictim, Nabru and Balthazar [1332/2583] have team battled Pontuzz, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [3072/3344] at [412,301] and lost! 2 days, 14:25:38 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/21 22:52:48] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 112 days, 23:55:14 towards level 88.
[04/19/21 04:50:19] StickMan, AssDisaster and Hitler [1172/2451] have team battled Balthazar, Doctor_Colossus and SelfishShellfish [3007/3718] at [253,515] and lost! 5 days, 03:33:28 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/21 04:55:10] ricin [816/975] has challenged AssDisaster [337/938] in combat and won! 65 days, 06:17:44 is removed from ricin's clock.
[04/19/21 13:51:39] AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and SelfishShellfish [2517/3509] have team battled ricin, StickMan and webvictim [1874/2650] at [257,203] and won! 0 days, 07:31:13 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/21 15:01:17] AssDisaster slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! AssDisaster's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/19/21 18:57:19] AssDisaster [3/932] has challenged R4BBIT [94/197] in combat and lost! 91 days, 05:48:57 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/19/21 19:57:17] cities [584/710] has challenged AssDisaster [642/932] in combat and lost! 27 days, 16:29:27 is added to cities's clock.
[04/19/21 20:21:59] Tjololo, Doctor_Colossus, Dumbfoundde4d, and AssDisaster have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/19/21 21:57:20] AssDisaster [750/932] has challenged SelfishShellfish [1013/1200] in combat and lost! 125 days, 12:14:36 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/20/21 00:54:16] R4BBIT, Balthazar and TheSilentLink [897/2292] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, |_ocke and AssDisaster [1454/3150] at [435,450] and lost! 0 days, 01:28:09 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/21 07:57:19] AssDisaster [474/932] has challenged StickMan [677/803] in combat and lost! 81 days, 23:17:56 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/20/21 09:38:05] RichardG867, StickMan and AssDisaster [2690/2796] have team battled SelfishShellfish, Hitler and GoodDude [905/2406] at [231,10] and won! 3 days, 01:36:37 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/21 14:29:58] AssDisaster, Pontuzz, ricin, and Thor have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/21 15:35:40] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 74 days, 23:23:50 towards level 88.
[04/21/21 16:48:49] TheSilentLink, StickMan and Hitler [1349/2461] have team battled SelfishShellfish, PlasmaStar and AssDisaster [628/2727] at [159,172] and won! 0 days, 13:07:36 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/21 16:55:08] TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and Astrid [1908/2555] have team battled R4BBIT, Doctor_Colossus and StickMan [381/2371] at [523,366] and won! 0 days, 10:28:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/21 18:57:17] webvictim [166/872] has challenged AssDisaster [555/932] in combat and lost! 9 days, 14:50:22 is added to webvictim's clock.
[04/22/21 06:50:19] AssDisaster and webvictim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/21 07:57:18] Pontuzz [606/1035] has challenged AssDisaster [831/932] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:13:23 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[04/22/21 13:34:53] cities, TheSilentLink and RichardG867 [1564/2719] have team battled StickMan, Hitler and AssDisaster [2157/2449] at [473,11] and lost! 0 days, 05:21:35 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/21 14:43:29] Doctor_Colossus, StickMan and AssDisaster [1979/3110] have team battled cities, TheSilentLink and RichardG867 [1974/2719] at [453,61] and won! 2 days, 22:56:12 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/21 16:50:35] Hitler and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/21 17:55:08] sslbits, StickMan and Tjololo [672/2515] have team battled webvictim, TheSilentLink and AssDisaster [2714/2747] at [139,876] and lost! 0 days, 01:52:11 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/21 08:24:53] AssDisaster set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 92 days, 22:03:41 from level 88.
[04/23/21 09:31:53] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 60 days, 16:53:43 towards level 88.
[04/23/21 20:57:17] Nabru [109/564] has challenged AssDisaster [322/932] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:54:30 is added to Nabru's clock.
[04/23/21 23:48:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 605 days, 21:23:42 toward level 88.
[04/24/21 06:57:19] Doctor_Colossus [403/1371] has challenged AssDisaster [583/932] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:31:48 is added to Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[04/24/21 13:57:32] AssDisaster, StickMan and Decobus [1501/2469] have team battled ricin, Hitler and RichardG867 [1318/2757] at [375,95] and won! 0 days, 03:03:27 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/21 19:57:17] Nabru [54/564] has challenged AssDisaster [665/932] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:46:30 is added to Nabru's clock.
[04/25/21 06:44:06] ricin, Doctor_Colossus and webvictim [1081/3215] have team battled cities, AssDisaster and TheSilentLink [2493/2590] at [282,869] and lost! 0 days, 13:38:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/21 10:57:19] TheSilentLink [197/948] has challenged AssDisaster [849/932] in combat and lost! 159 days, 22:21:15 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[04/25/21 17:57:19] RichardG867 [569/1070] has challenged AssDisaster [893/932] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:09 is added to RichardG867's clock.
[04/25/21 18:17:40] AssDisaster lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 16 days, 00:07:37 from level 88.
[04/26/21 06:16:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 99 days, 03:54:51 toward level 88.
[04/26/21 06:23:28] AssDisaster left his weapon out in the rain to rust! AssDisaster's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/26/21 08:27:05] AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus, ricin, and TheSilentLink have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/21 08:44:19] Doctor_Colossus [1301/1371] has come upon AssDisaster [5/907] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:21:37 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[04/26/21 12:33:41] Hitler, SelfishShellfish and R4BBIT [1432/2150] have team battled Decobus, AssDisaster and StickMan [1150/2444] at [412,724] and won! 0 days, 00:50:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/21 12:49:52] StickMan, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [712/3085] have team battled TheSilentLink, sslbits and PlasmaStar [13/2217] at [465,278] and won! 0 days, 03:12:52 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/21 13:57:18] AssDisaster [438/907] has challenged StickMan [97/807] in combat and won! 11 days, 07:03:06 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/26/21 17:38:09] AssDisaster, Hitler and SelfishShellfish [1686/2817] have team battled Decobus, sslbits and webvictim [562/2271] at [286,881] and won! 15 days, 02:03:23 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/21 19:55:10] Lothar, Nabru and cities [1647/2156] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [1029/3142] at [882,800] and won! 0 days, 05:41:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/21 20:57:18] AssDisaster [488/907] has challenged Hitler [54/710] in combat and won! 15 days, 15:40:32 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/26/21 22:30:34] Pontuzz, AssDisaster and webvictim [304/2850] have team battled PlasmaStar, sslbits and Hitler [884/1979] at [324,405] and lost! 6 days, 10:09:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/21 01:35:22] Astrid, Lothar and AssDisaster [115/2464] have team battled webvictim, Hitler and Pontuzz [1785/2653] at [496,382] and lost! 10 days, 13:07:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/21 03:57:17] AssDisaster [480/907] has challenged Decobus [625/730] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:09:00 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/27/21 08:42:48] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 25 days, 14:46:19 from level 88.
[04/27/21 10:57:19] AssDisaster [703/907] has challenged Tjololo [363/1029] in combat and won! 19 days, 12:22:25 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/27/21 14:26:18] Decobus, ricin and Dumbfoundde4d [94/2742] have team battled TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [2470/3055] at [385,810] and lost! 6 days, 02:04:25 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/21 01:37:41] Pontuzz, Lothar and AssDisaster [433/2865] have team battled ricin, Dumbfoundde4d and TheSilentLink [435/2960] at [171,660] and lost! 14 days, 13:27:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/21 04:23:45] StickMan, sslbits and AssDisaster [413/2372] have team battled Pontuzz, webvictim and Decobus [737/2673] at [186,153] and lost! 6 days, 19:40:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/21 04:31:22] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 43 days, 06:28:22 from level 88.
[04/28/21 06:28:46] Dumbfoundde4d, Lothar and AssDisaster [71/2824] have team battled Pontuzz, cities and TheSilentLink [301/2723] at [79,585] and lost! 10 days, 00:31:21 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/21 07:14:10] StickMan, Lothar and Pontuzz [2511/2749] have team battled AssDisaster, Decobus and webvictim [1316/2504] at [139,120] and won! 8 days, 03:50:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/21 14:57:18] AssDisaster [259/907] has challenged RichardG867 [1028/1070] in combat and lost! 16 days, 09:01:56 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/29/21 03:57:17] AssDisaster [360/907] has challenged cities [706/710] in combat and lost! 11 days, 12:42:49 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/29/21 12:51:52] AssDisaster lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 17 days, 14:05:09 from level 88.
[04/29/21 13:57:17] AssDisaster [871/907] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [1089/1380] in combat and lost! 23 days, 05:01:20 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/29/21 14:43:13] Tjololo, Nabru and Dumbfoundde4d [1189/2633] have team battled AssDisaster, RichardG867 and StickMan [2131/2768] at [852,124] and lost! 5 days, 08:05:55 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/21 14:57:17] Lothar [652/882] has challenged AssDisaster [257/907] in combat and won! 186 days, 13:48:41 is removed from Lothar's clock.
[04/29/21 16:34:20] ricin, Dumbfoundde4d and AssDisaster [2365/2919] have team battled RichardG867, Nabru and StickMan [2306/2430] at [870,208] and won! 6 days, 09:20:52 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/21 17:57:19] TheSilentLink [63/937] has challenged AssDisaster [271/907] in combat and lost! 119 days, 01:14:57 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[04/29/21 20:09:38] StickMan, Dumbfoundde4d and RichardG867 [1654/2896] have team battled AssDisaster, Pontuzz and Doctor_Colossus [1115/3363] at [643,452] and won! 0 days, 00:54:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/21 21:18:23] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 14:17:26 towards level 88.
[04/30/21 04:17:47] Tjololo, AssDisaster and RichardG867 [377/3006] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, Gawble and StickMan [589/2996] at [498,137] and lost! 39 days, 09:46:45 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/21 05:57:17] AssDisaster [288/907] has challenged sslbits [187/674] in combat and won! 26 days, 00:01:54 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.

[04/30/21 11:27:00] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 11:47:43 towards level 88.
[04/30/21 12:22:22] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 156 days, 09:11:03 from level 88.
[04/30/21 13:57:17] AssDisaster [777/907] has challenged PlasmaStar [74/595] in combat and won! 47 days, 19:03:05 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/30/21 14:14:10] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 31 days, 23:36:50 towards level 88.
[04/30/21 18:32:12] sslbits and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/21 23:30:38] AssDisaster, Lothar, cities, and TheSilentLink have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/30/21 23:30:38] Lothar [525/882] has come upon AssDisaster [319/907] and taken them in combat! 123 days, 15:09:03 is removed from Lothar's clock.
[05/01/21 00:56:07] Dumbfoundde4d, ricin and Nabru [198/2581] have team battled cities, Lothar and AssDisaster [651/2499] at [36,433] and lost! 5 days, 02:19:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/21 03:25:34] Dumbfoundde4d, AssDisaster and ricin [2071/2919] have team battled |_ocke, PlasmaStar and StickMan [1428/2233] at [85,737] and won! 6 days, 04:32:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/21 05:04:14] TheSilentLink, Gawble and SelfishShellfish [660/3307] have team battled Lothar, cities and AssDisaster [1753/2499] at [433,50] and lost! 11 days, 03:25:55 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/21 05:52:29] TheSilentLink, Lothar and AssDisaster [2508/2726] have team battled ricin, Dumbfoundde4d and Nabru [902/2581] at [168,235] and won! 36 days, 15:37:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/21 07:23:28] StickMan, Nabru and AssDisaster [2036/2271] have team battled TheSilentLink, |_ocke and PlasmaStar [632/2379] at [97,691] and won! 1 day, 01:07:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/21 07:42:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 65 days, 11:12:34 toward level 88.
[05/01/21 08:50:58] ricin, Lothar and TheSilentLink [1890/2796] have team battled AssDisaster, Nabru and Gawble [2174/2646] at [199,219] and lost! 29 days, 08:56:10 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/21 14:52:25] TheSilentLink, Gawble and AssDisaster [1896/3014] have team battled Nabru, Lothar and cities [162/2161] at [14,169] and won! 15 days, 22:38:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/21 16:57:17] AssDisaster [159/929] has challenged |_ocke [43/847] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:42:06 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/01/21 18:57:19] Nabru [85/569] has challenged AssDisaster [405/929] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:50:28 is added to Nabru's clock.
[05/02/21 02:43:36] Pontuzz, TheSilentLink and PlasmaStar [196/2891] have team battled RichardG867, AssDisaster and Gawble [2994/3169] at [172,587] and lost! 18 days, 14:04:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/21 02:59:29] Dumbfoundde4d [802/1035] has challenged AssDisaster [540/929] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:26:01 is removed from Dumbfoundde4d's clock.
[05/02/21 03:59:28] sslbits [206/674] has challenged AssDisaster [6/929] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:09:04 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[05/02/21 08:06:52] Gawble, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [648/3169] have team battled Pontuzz, PlasmaStar and Nabru [1305/2523] at [14,300] and lost! 10 days, 22:55:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/21 08:42:02] RichardG867, AssDisaster and Pontuzz [1884/3122] have team battled TheSilentLink, Nabru and Gawble [316/2676] at [40,273] and won! 13 days, 03:23:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/21 11:22:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 37 days, 18:25:34 toward level 88.
[05/02/21 12:38:23] Gawble, AssDisaster, Pontuzz, and RichardG867 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/21 12:39:03] Gawble [133/1170] has come upon AssDisaster [70/929] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 08:16:37 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[05/02/21 13:32:49] ricin, |_ocke and StickMan [767/2619] have team battled cities, AssDisaster and Tjololo [1534/2668] at [427,537] and lost! 0 days, 05:03:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/21 14:29:28] Pontuzz, ricin and Nabru [1881/2669] have team battled StickMan, cities and AssDisaster [1218/2434] at [321,553] and won! 1 day, 23:22:01 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/21 18:59:29] cities [261/710] has challenged AssDisaster [728/929] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:14:36 is added to cities's clock.
[05/02/21 19:08:24] Doctor_Colossus, sslbits and ricin [2154/3030] have team battled AssDisaster, Astrid and Balthazar [2285/2757] at [750,148] and lost! 0 days, 19:33:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/21 22:10:46] AssDisaster was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:05:30 from level 88.
[05/04/21 00:56:27] TheSilentLink, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [3098/3286] have team battled sslbits, Tjololo and RichardG867 [1699/2775] at [740,282] and won! 2 days, 00:38:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/21 05:59:29] AssDisaster [246/933] has challenged Astrid [529/681] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:09:41 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/04/21 06:21:20] AssDisaster has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:25:54 from level 88.
[05/04/21 06:59:28] AssDisaster [369/933] has challenged Gawble [1136/1170] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:08:05 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/04/21 09:35:44] AssDisaster [727/933] has come upon Nabru [319/574] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:35:01 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/04/21 10:36:53] cities [155/710] has challenged AssDisaster [273/933] in combat and lost! 73 days, 09:12:35 is added to cities's clock.
[05/04/21 11:16:10] Hitler, AssDisaster and TheSilentLink [2060/2616] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, webvictim and Balthazar [776/3396] at [984,317] and won! 1 day, 19:16:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/21 15:59:29] AssDisaster [468/933] has challenged idlerpg [513/1653] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:50:19 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/04/21 17:59:28] AssDisaster [90/933] has challenged TheSilentLink [356/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:29:25 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/05/21 01:00:42] sslbits, Hitler and webvictim [912/2251] have team battled Lothar, AssDisaster and Dumbfoundde4d [951/2860] at [954,683] and lost! 15 days, 04:10:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/21 10:00:22] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:11:06 towards level 88.
[05/05/21 12:59:28] ricin [813/988] has challenged AssDisaster [661/933] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:52:01 is removed from ricin's clock.
[05/05/21 15:59:29] AssDisaster [145/933] has challenged PlasmaStar [502/834] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:47:49 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/05/21 17:59:30] Tjololo [142/1029] has challenged AssDisaster [399/933] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:07:17 is added to Tjololo's clock.
[05/05/21 18:30:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 3 days, 00:54:10 toward level 88.
[05/05/21 19:42:00] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:22:18 towards level 88.
[05/05/21 22:43:06] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:19:22 towards level 88.
[05/05/21 23:35:01] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:49:11 towards level 88.
[05/06/21 02:50:05] Hitler, Astrid and ricin [973/2371] have team battled AssDisaster, Pontuzz and cities [1009/2766] at [950,374] and lost! 1 day, 12:20:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/21 04:09:49] AssDisaster was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:32:47 from level 88.
[05/06/21 04:30:07] Pontuzz, Hitler and Astrid [1367/2506] have team battled Nabru, AssDisaster and cities [2146/2217] at [992,364] and lost! 4 days, 21:02:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/21 07:59:28] AssDisaster [250/933] has challenged Balthazar [287/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:02:11 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/06/21 11:22:31] AssDisaster [924/933] has come upon cities [266/710] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:56:07 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/06/21 17:59:28] AssDisaster [61/933] has challenged Balthazar [462/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:50:41 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/06/21 18:12:24] PlasmaStar, ricin and Lothar [567/2714] have team battled Astrid, Pontuzz and AssDisaster [2128/2729] at [991,379] and lost! 1 day, 06:05:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/21 03:49:47] AssDisaster, Balthazar and sslbits [409/2780] have team battled ricin, RichardG867 and Tjololo [691/3087] at [948,603] and lost! 0 days, 05:57:40 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/21 05:59:31] Pontuzz [957/1123] has challenged AssDisaster [633/933] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:05:22 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[05/07/21 13:18:00] Gawble, AssDisaster and RichardG867 [1058/3173] have team battled Astrid, Pontuzz and cities [804/2482] at [592,1008] and won! 0 days, 19:47:35 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/21 14:02:48] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:36 towards level 88.
[05/07/21 14:31:15] AssDisaster, Balthazar and PlasmaStar [1045/2919] have team battled Lothar, Doctor_Colossus and TheSilentLink [645/3271] at [796,607] and won! 0 days, 05:28:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/21 15:59:29] AssDisaster [216/933] has challenged Nabru [526/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:22:00 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/07/21 16:59:29] sslbits [489/695] has challenged AssDisaster [574/933] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:55:29 is added to sslbits's clock.
[05/08/21 02:55:07] Pontuzz, Nabru and AssDisaster [1310/2630] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, cities and Gawble [1535/3236] at [163,867] and lost! 0 days, 11:09:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/21 04:57:12] AssDisaster was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:47:39 from level 88.
[05/08/21 04:59:28] Nabru [360/574] has challenged AssDisaster [582/933] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:48:30 is added to Nabru's clock.
[05/08/21 08:29:41] Balthazar, Gawble and TheSilentLink [2564/3322] have team battled AssDisaster, Hitler and Pontuzz [1456/2771] at [958,913] and won! 0 days, 11:19:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/21 09:30:53] TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and RichardG867 [2707/3002] have team battled Hitler, Pontuzz and Balthazar [938/2991] at [1018,876] and won! 0 days, 13:38:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/21 17:59:28] AssDisaster [764/933] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [1047/1380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:31:42 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/08/21 19:59:29] StickMan [681/800] has challenged AssDisaster [100/933] in combat and won! 55 days, 06:05:06 is removed from StickMan's clock.
[05/08/21 21:52:53] AssDisaster and Hitler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/21 03:02:49] AssDisaster and Hitler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/21 04:38:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 04:17:26 toward level 88.
[05/09/21 14:11:34] AssDisaster [614/933] has challenged StickMan [648/800] in combat and lost! 122 days, 09:43:39 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/09/21 14:33:07] Astrid, PlasmaStar and AssDisaster [1378/2414] have team battled SelfishShellfish, sslbits and RichardG867 [1494/2980] at [337,323] and lost! 5 days, 06:50:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/21 16:31:19] Dumbfoundde4d [588/1035] has challenged AssDisaster [548/933] in combat and won! 380 days, 07:15:28 is removed from Dumbfoundde4d's clock.
[05/09/21 16:56:29] AssDisaster ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 168 days, 20:38:29 from level 89.
[05/09/21 19:22:54] sslbits, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [937/2843] have team battled Gawble, RichardG867 and ricin [1429/3249] at [527,419] and lost! 1 day, 14:21:27 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/21 02:40:53] ricin [347/988] has challenged AssDisaster [26/933] in combat and won! 389 days, 23:34:39 is removed from ricin's clock.
[05/10/21 05:17:27] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 143 days, 05:33:35 towards level 89.
[05/10/21 06:13:32] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 152 days, 05:33:37 towards level 89.
[05/10/21 08:59:28] AssDisaster [917/933] has challenged sslbits [432/695] in combat and won! 192 days, 13:26:58 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/10/21 09:57:13] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 93 days, 11:26:45 towards level 89.
[05/10/21 21:52:53] PlasmaStar, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [1152/3154] have team battled cities, sslbits and Tjololo [2369/2405] at [443,35] and lost! 1 day, 15:22:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/21 23:59:30] |_ocke [488/847] has challenged AssDisaster [168/933] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:52:12 is removed from |_ocke's clock.
[05/11/21 00:59:29] StickMan [630/800] has challenged AssDisaster [851/933] in combat and lost! 30 days, 08:53:21 is added to StickMan's clock.
[05/11/21 02:59:28] SelfishShellfish [1060/1215] has challenged AssDisaster [618/933] in combat and won! 123 days, 02:10:49 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[05/11/21 09:59:28] Doctor_Colossus [1243/1380] has challenged AssDisaster [407/933] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:36:54 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[05/11/21 10:59:28] Tjololo [326/1029] has challenged AssDisaster [410/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:25 is added to Tjololo's clock.
[05/11/21 13:39:35] AssDisaster [659/933] has come upon Balthazar [881/1153] and been defeated in combat! 117 days, 04:43:07 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/11/21 19:15:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 110 days, 17:37:39 toward level 89.
[05/11/21 20:59:29] AssDisaster [43/933] has challenged Gawble [1043/1191] in combat and lost! 191 days, 05:52:36 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/11/21 21:59:28] ricin [283/988] has challenged AssDisaster [34/933] in combat and won! 313 days, 06:27:25 is removed from ricin's clock.
[05/11/21 22:16:36] Lothar, Tjololo and RichardG867 [2683/2979] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, Pontuzz and AssDisaster [3006/3101] at [9,774] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/21 22:23:06] cities, |_ocke and AssDisaster [1109/2461] have team battled RichardG867, Pontuzz and Dumbfoundde4d [2462/3233] at [414,1016] and lost! 4 days, 04:56:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/21 00:59:29] Balthazar [606/1153] has challenged AssDisaster [286/933] in combat and won! 52 days, 00:55:49 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[05/12/21 01:59:30] AssDisaster [411/933] has challenged StickMan [499/800] in combat and lost! 116 days, 15:28:43 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/12/21 03:59:30] SelfishShellfish [798/1216] has challenged AssDisaster [382/933] in combat and won! 112 days, 18:18:40 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[05/12/21 15:59:30] AssDisaster [400/933] has challenged Astrid [411/647] in combat and lost! 142 days, 14:14:33 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/12/21 16:15:45] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 231 days, 00:00:02 towards level 89.
[05/12/21 18:55:26] AssDisaster bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 101 days, 15:12:02 from level 89.
[05/12/21 22:59:29] |_ocke [174/847] has challenged AssDisaster [471/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:48:30 is added to |_ocke's clock.
[05/13/21 02:59:29] Tjololo [357/1035] has challenged AssDisaster [748/933] in combat and lost! 163 days, 21:07:41 is added to Tjololo's clock.
[05/13/21 06:30:34] SelfishShellfish, Doctor_Colossus and Balthazar [2332/3749] have team battled Lothar, TheSilentLink and AssDisaster [2375/2817] at [190,448] and lost! 0 days, 15:40:00 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/21 09:59:29] Gawble [1038/1191] has challenged AssDisaster [740/933] in combat and won! 135 days, 14:42:30 is removed from Gawble's clock.
[05/13/21 15:17:41] Balthazar, SelfishShellfish, TheSilentLink, and AssDisaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/13/21 22:59:29] Pontuzz [984/1128] has challenged AssDisaster [392/933] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:53:04 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[05/14/21 06:21:33] Astrid, sslbits and AssDisaster [412/2290] have team battled PlasmaStar, Balthazar and TheSilentLink [2759/2993] at [130,73] and lost! 0 days, 22:40:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/21 07:59:30] AssDisaster [641/933] has challenged webvictim [630/875] in combat and won! 350 days, 00:37:41 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/14/21 18:37:52] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 89 days, 14:53:44 towards level 89.
[05/14/21 21:12:35] AssDisaster, Balthazar and Dumbfoundde4d [2533/3126] have team battled PlasmaStar, sslbits and |_ocke [2120/2398] at [439,315] and won! 16 days, 18:47:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/21 22:59:28] Gawble [93/1196] has challenged AssDisaster [197/933] in combat and lost! 8 days, 08:46:21 is added to Gawble's clock.
[05/15/21 00:59:29] Nabru [241/793] has challenged AssDisaster [729/933] in combat and lost! 33 days, 02:41:20 is added to Nabru's clock.
[05/15/21 04:25:11] AssDisaster was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 106 days, 21:56:44 from level 89.
[05/15/21 08:51:47] cities, Tjololo and Lothar [573/2656] have team battled AssDisaster, Dumbfoundde4d and SelfishShellfish [2330/3247] at [334,341] and lost! 38 days, 11:11:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/21 10:59:28] AssDisaster [161/933] has challenged RichardG867 [61/1065] in combat and won! 199 days, 12:27:03 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/15/21 14:23:27] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 63 days, 20:01:56 towards level 89.
[05/15/21 15:59:30] AssDisaster [496/933] has challenged Astrid [133/647] in combat and won! 102 days, 18:20:52 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/15/21 17:11:38] AssDisaster broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 56 days, 19:25:47 from level 89.
[05/15/21 17:59:28] AssDisaster [484/938] has challenged Tjololo [759/1082] in combat and lost! 82 days, 13:25:20 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/15/21 20:59:28] |_ocke [489/830] has challenged AssDisaster [890/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:07:24 is added to |_ocke's clock.
[05/16/21 04:04:01] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 84 days, 17:09:06 towards level 89.
[05/16/21 06:38:33] tccki, Doctor_Colossus and webvictim [1655/2664] have team battled RichardG867, Astrid and AssDisaster [500/2650] at [400,714] and won! 0 days, 09:04:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/21 07:59:28] AssDisaster [514/938] has challenged sslbits [644/710] in combat and lost! 47 days, 23:13:43 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/16/21 11:59:52] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 87 days, 23:12:05 towards level 89.
[05/16/21 13:34:24] AssDisaster, tccki and sslbits [516/2043] have team battled Astrid, webvictim and Balthazar [1938/2678] at [118,598] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/21 15:59:30] Hitler [30/722] has challenged AssDisaster [338/938] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:47:54 is added to Hitler's clock.
[05/16/21 19:59:30] AssDisaster [528/938] has challenged cities [113/681] in combat and won! 90 days, 06:29:24 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/16/21 21:59:30] AssDisaster [65/938] has challenged SelfishShellfish [239/1233] in combat and lost! 66 days, 12:46:21 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/16/21 22:59:30] Tjololo [380/1097] has challenged AssDisaster [101/938] in combat and won! 30 days, 14:20:56 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[05/17/21 03:26:02] AssDisaster was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 49 days, 15:49:17 from level 89.
[05/17/21 08:27:43] Timewalker [2/13] has challenged AssDisaster [792/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:13 is added to Timewalker's clock.
[05/17/21 14:59:28] AssDisaster [251/938] has challenged PlasmaStar [309/841] in combat and lost! 94 days, 01:52:04 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/17/21 16:06:31] PlasmaStar, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [208/3170] have team battled Astrid, cities and Gawble [2109/2524] at [333,610] and lost! 0 days, 22:24:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/21 17:45:33] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 71 days, 22:38:17 towards level 89.
[05/17/21 17:59:30] ricin [954/993] has challenged AssDisaster [34/938] in combat and won! 35 days, 17:07:21 is removed from ricin's clock.
[05/17/21 20:59:30] AssDisaster [655/938] has challenged webvictim [857/878] in combat and lost! 205 days, 00:26:01 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/18/21 04:59:31] |_ocke [730/830] has challenged AssDisaster [164/938] in combat and won! 77 days, 05:46:46 is removed from |_ocke's clock.
[05/18/21 11:59:30] RichardG867 [35/1065] has challenged AssDisaster [252/938] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:26:15 is added to RichardG867's clock.
[05/18/21 12:22:45] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 78 days, 13:23:48 towards level 89.
[05/18/21 15:59:29] AssDisaster [837/938] has challenged Nabru [708/793] in combat and won! 208 days, 22:39:00 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/18/21 23:02:07] SelfishShellfish, Lothar and AssDisaster [2147/3064] have team battled webvictim, sslbits and Balthazar [2106/2731] at [920,843] and won! 1 day, 10:57:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/21 00:37:16] Hitler, Astrid and Doctor_Colossus [503/2774] have team battled AssDisaster, ricin and Tjololo [2187/3028] at [0,709] and lost! 0 days, 12:07:27 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/21 01:34:12] Balthazar, Tjololo and Hitler [2088/2965] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, AssDisaster and ricin [2770/3322] at [62,791] and lost! 0 days, 17:34:04 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/21 04:59:29] AssDisaster [64/938] has challenged sslbits [515/700] in combat and lost! 89 days, 16:56:34 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/19/21 11:59:30] AssDisaster [485/938] has challenged Pontuzz [576/1128] in combat and lost! 109 days, 16:10:53 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/19/21 12:10:11] Nabru, RichardG867 and Tjololo [1514/2961] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, TheSilentLink and AssDisaster [384/3328] at [234,611] and won! 4 days, 05:16:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/21 16:29:30] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 88 days, 19:47:49 towards level 89.
[05/19/21 17:24:39] AssDisaster bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 139 days, 03:43:24 from level 89.
[05/19/21 17:59:28] AssDisaster [484/938] has challenged Balthazar [515/1164] in combat and lost! 122 days, 10:54:36 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/19/21 20:11:30] cities, PlasmaStar, Hitler, and AssDisaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/20/21 03:59:28] Thor [396/936] has challenged AssDisaster [751/938] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:33:59 is added to Thor's clock.
[05/20/21 04:46:45] StickMan, Gawble and Nabru [568/2784] have team battled Tjololo, AssDisaster and Timewalker [2064/2132] at [234,649] and lost! 7 days, 17:22:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/21 13:37:20] webvictim, Nabru and Thor [1922/2613] have team battled AssDisaster, Tjololo and Gawble [23/3246] at [485,685] and won! 2 days, 09:01:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/21 15:55:26] Thor, Doctor_Colossus and TheSilentLink [3053/3252] have team battled Tjololo, AssDisaster and cities [1206/2716] at [185,961] and won! 0 days, 14:46:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/21 17:59:29] AssDisaster [345/938] has challenged Gawble [589/1211] in combat and lost! 161 days, 07:28:05 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/20/21 19:29:57] Tjololo and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/21 19:52:42] cities, AssDisaster and webvictim [1331/2497] have team battled Nabru, Pontuzz and Astrid [1241/2595] at [426,838] and won! 9 days, 00:09:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/21 20:40:00] cities, Astrid and AssDisaster [115/2287] have team battled Nabru, webvictim and Pontuzz [1834/2805] at [212,983] and lost! 37 days, 17:37:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/21 01:43:32] AssDisaster lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 131 days, 20:10:09 from level 89.
[05/21/21 03:02:15] webvictim, Hitler and AssDisaster [1282/2531] have team battled sslbits, cities and Pontuzz [1996/2509] at [230,949] and lost! 1 day, 17:30:28 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/21 11:04:35] StickMan [708/781] has come upon AssDisaster [450/938] and taken them in combat! 24 days, 14:35:04 is removed from StickMan's clock.
[05/21/21 15:34:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 159 days, 15:41:11 toward level 89.
[05/21/21 19:22:36] AssDisaster, Thor and Astrid [525/2550] have team battled webvictim, |_ocke and Hitler [103/2423] at [335,458] and won! 0 days, 17:37:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/21 20:59:30] Nabru [453/799] has challenged AssDisaster [683/938] in combat and lost! 31 days, 09:27:55 is added to Nabru's clock.
[05/22/21 01:59:28] AssDisaster [596/938] has challenged StickMan [334/781] in combat and won! 83 days, 19:37:21 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/22/21 03:59:28] AssDisaster [521/938] has challenged |_ocke [114/830] in combat and won! 72 days, 21:51:06 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/22/21 06:59:30] AssDisaster [88/938] has challenged tccki [326/395] in combat and lost! 34 days, 03:31:41 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/22/21 07:59:30] Doctor_Colossus [939/1317] has challenged AssDisaster [153/938] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:49:56 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[05/22/21 09:35:59] AssDisaster ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 36 days, 12:42:45 from level 89.
[05/22/21 16:34:52] Nabru, ricin and PlasmaStar [1656/2633] have team battled Thor, AssDisaster and |_ocke [1335/2724] at [204,818] and won! 2 days, 16:40:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/21 00:39:57] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 66 days, 22:20:00 towards level 89.
[05/23/21 12:45:58] Dumbfoundde4d, TheSilentLink and sslbits [2388/2789] have team battled AssDisaster, ricin and Astrid [1188/2603] at [102,677] and won! 6 days, 02:44:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/21 20:12:55] AssDisaster, Nabru and RichardG867 [274/2814] have team battled WcktKlwn, Thor and Ka [1029/1759] at [791,886] and lost! 42 days, 23:36:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/21 23:15:00] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 176 days, 11:58:57 from level 89.
[05/24/21 02:59:30] AssDisaster [715/938] has challenged |_ocke [131/825] in combat and won! 92 days, 10:54:42 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/24/21 09:42:50] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 43 days, 07:00:15 towards level 89.
[05/24/21 10:58:59] AssDisaster, cities and ricin [1366/2612] have team battled Balthazar, sslbits and Pontuzz [2352/2992] at [701,148] and lost! 0 days, 16:27:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/21 13:59:28] AssDisaster [413/938] has challenged ricin [873/993] in combat and lost! 92 days, 02:34:32 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/24/21 16:56:54] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 66 days, 18:22:18 towards level 89.
[05/24/21 18:50:26] |_ocke, Pontuzz and AssDisaster [2090/2891] have team battled Dumbfoundde4d, Tjololo and PlasmaStar [1135/3028] at [499,356] and won! 40 days, 16:35:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/21 21:30:55] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 39 days, 08:08:18 towards level 89.
[05/25/21 00:22:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 109 days, 17:32:41 toward level 89.
[05/25/21 02:59:28] AssDisaster [71/938] has challenged |_ocke [651/825] in combat and lost! 28 days, 21:19:02 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/25/21 10:36:37] AssDisaster was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 22 days, 01:30:41 from level 89.
[05/25/21 11:59:29] AssDisaster [286/938] has challenged Pontuzz [1007/1128] in combat and lost! 37 days, 01:28:08 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/25/21 16:59:30] sslbits [320/700] has challenged AssDisaster [31/938] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:33:58 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[05/25/21 20:59:28] AssDisaster [436/938] has challenged PlasmaStar [47/841] in combat and won! 64 days, 23:50:53 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/26/21 01:23:23] Ka [92/188] has challenged AssDisaster [347/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:54:02 is added to Ka's clock.
[05/26/21 03:59:30] AssDisaster [339/938] has challenged Astrid [614/672] in combat and lost! 34 days, 18:33:31 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/26/21 09:59:30] Balthazar [1149/1164] has challenged AssDisaster [251/938] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:25:15 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[05/26/21 11:59:30] AssDisaster [7/938] has challenged |_ocke [319/825] in combat and lost! 32 days, 20:05:52 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/26/21 12:48:54] Doctor_Colossus, tccki and cities [234/2326] have team battled Balthazar, Pontuzz and AssDisaster [216/3230] at [956,90] and won! 7 days, 09:41:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/21 01:09:54] cities, tccki and Pontuzz [708/2201] have team battled AssDisaster, Ka and Hitler [899/1852] at [689,99] and lost! 6 days, 09:45:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/21 05:28:41] Balthazar [415/1164] has challenged AssDisaster [214/938] in combat and won! 379 days, 04:51:28 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[05/27/21 12:29:41] Thor [525/956] has challenged AssDisaster [504/938] in combat and won! 382 days, 17:20:16 is removed from Thor's clock.
[05/27/21 15:59:30] Nabru [463/811] has challenged AssDisaster [747/938] in combat and lost! 21 days, 01:39:14 is added to Nabru's clock.
[05/27/21 16:59:30] AssDisaster [717/938] has challenged Astrid [380/672] in combat and won! 70 days, 02:28:10 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/27/21 21:58:42] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 34 days, 10:24:53 towards level 89.
[05/28/21 02:48:51] ricin, Jesus and AssDisaster [147/2015] have team battled cities, Balthazar and Nabru [1257/2724] at [830,706] and lost! 0 days, 01:06:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/21 06:28:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 143 days, 03:47:57 toward level 89.
[05/28/21 06:59:28] AssDisaster [694/938] has challenged Hitler [4/715] in combat and won! 66 days, 03:58:13 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/28/21 09:56:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 120 days, 10:39:35 toward level 89.
[05/28/21 10:59:29] AssDisaster [916/938] has challenged idlerpg [1605/1653] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:29:41 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/28/21 12:59:30] RichardG867 [989/1065] has challenged AssDisaster [325/938] in combat and won! 51 days, 09:25:04 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[05/28/21 14:12:51] AssDisaster saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:53:43 from level 89.
[05/28/21 19:55:45] AssDisaster, Ka and RichardG867 [1512/2207] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Jesus and ricin [1878/2347] at [961,375] and lost! 0 days, 04:03:59 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/21 20:59:30] Doctor_Colossus [638/1253] has challenged AssDisaster [147/938] in combat and won! 62 days, 14:26:36 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[05/28/21 22:01:22] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:16:07 towards level 89.
[05/29/21 00:59:29] AssDisaster [315/938] has challenged SelfishShellfish [1134/1233] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:51:22 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/29/21 04:59:41] cities, TheSilentLink and StickMan [192/2547] have team battled Jesus, AssDisaster and RichardG867 [623/2203] at [608,280] and lost! 4 days, 07:37:16 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/21 06:22:40] AssDisaster got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 13:40:28 from level 89.
[05/29/21 14:59:28] Nabru [795/811] has challenged AssDisaster [588/938] in combat and won! 50 days, 12:36:25 is removed from Nabru's clock.
[05/29/21 21:07:47] Ka, Hitler and Balthazar [622/2101] have team battled Jesus, Tjololo and AssDisaster [1697/2237] at [656,573] and lost! 0 days, 07:44:36 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/21 05:59:28] Balthazar [523/1171] has challenged AssDisaster [138/938] in combat and won! 135 days, 15:37:02 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[05/30/21 14:20:19] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:05:56 towards level 89.
[05/30/21 15:43:12] Hitler, Tjololo and Jesus [1461/2010] have team battled PlasmaStar, AssDisaster and sslbits [745/2508] at [415,514] and won! 0 days, 00:07:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/21 23:34:40] Ka, |_ocke and SelfishShellfish [126/2296] have team battled cities, Dumbfoundde4d and AssDisaster [2384/2780] at [687,658] and lost! 0 days, 04:01:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/21 00:59:30] Doctor_Colossus [837/1250] has challenged AssDisaster [745/938] in combat and won! 13 days, 02:40:26 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[05/31/21 00:59:30] In the fierce battle, AssDisaster dropped his level 51 ring! Doctor_Colossus picks it up, tossing his old level 27 ring to AssDisaster.
[05/31/21 10:18:28] AssDisaster got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 09:49:30 from level 89.
[05/31/21 18:59:29] AssDisaster [654/911] has challenged cities [713/758] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:54:41 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/01/21 02:36:31] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 22:15:42 towards level 89.
[06/01/21 02:59:28] AssDisaster [95/911] has challenged sslbits [343/738] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:37:22 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/01/21 05:27:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 23 days, 03:38:44 toward level 89.
[06/01/21 14:41:33] Doctor_Colossus, Astrid and RichardG867 [834/3020] have team battled ricin, AssDisaster and cities [1114/2591] at [564,90] and lost! 3 days, 12:14:34 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/21 19:59:28] AssDisaster [495/911] has challenged Pontuzz [446/1128] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:45:10 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/01/21 22:59:28] Nabru [477/811] has challenged AssDisaster [377/911] in combat and won! 11 days, 02:50:49 is removed from Nabru's clock.
[06/02/21 03:29:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 17 days, 19:58:20 toward level 89.
[06/02/21 06:59:28] AssDisaster [129/911] has challenged |_ocke [18/822] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:45:29 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/02/21 08:37:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 7 days, 13:22:46 toward level 89.
[06/02/21 12:59:29] AssDisaster [419/911] has challenged cities [48/758] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:57:43 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/02/21 15:11:48] AssDisaster fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:37:08 from level 89.
[06/02/21 16:59:28] AssDisaster [503/911] has challenged idlerpg [430/1653] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:21:46 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/02/21 20:07:39] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:25:53 towards level 89.
[06/02/21 21:59:29] RichardG867 [50/1065] has challenged AssDisaster [432/911] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:50:20 is added to RichardG867's clock.
[06/03/21 18:18:24] AssDisaster walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:06:33 from level 89.
[06/03/21 20:10:23] sslbits, AssDisaster and Lothar [404/2542] have team battled Jesus, StickMan and Doctor_Colossus [365/2287] at [104,20] and won! 4 days, 01:47:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/21 23:59:29] Tjololo [959/1097] has challenged AssDisaster [525/911] in combat and won! 174 days, 22:07:33 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[06/04/21 00:17:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 23:13:20 toward level 89.
[06/04/21 05:59:29] AssDisaster [285/911] has challenged SelfishShellfish [530/1273] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:58:26 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/04/21 11:59:30] AssDisaster [893/911] has challenged Volkor [267/625] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:12:52 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/04/21 12:42:26] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:48:16 towards level 89.
[06/04/21 20:58:12] Doctor_Colossus, Sparks and tccki [1550/1922] have team battled |_ocke, Jesus and AssDisaster [1397/1966] at [188,949] and won! 0 days, 02:35:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/21 03:40:42] AssDisaster got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:42:41 from level 89.
[06/05/21 05:59:29] AssDisaster [400/911] has challenged ricin [700/924] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:19:36 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/05/21 07:59:30] RichardG867 [73/1046] has challenged AssDisaster [225/911] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:24:25 is added to RichardG867's clock.
[06/05/21 08:59:28] AssDisaster [156/911] has challenged TheSilentLink [898/1008] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:08:08 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/05/21 10:59:30] AssDisaster [228/911] has challenged Sparks [222/248] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:20:34 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/05/21 16:59:28] Pontuzz [979/1128] has challenged AssDisaster [717/911] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:22:28 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[06/05/21 19:59:30] AssDisaster [123/911] has challenged Balthazar [1212/1241] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:40:01 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/06/21 02:52:11] AssDisaster and TheSilentLink have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/21 04:03:20] AB49K, Jesus and Balthazar [623/1722] have team battled Tjololo, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [1972/3276] at [179,580] and lost! 0 days, 03:14:17 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/21 09:59:28] RichardG867 [717/1046] has challenged AssDisaster [0/911] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:14:08 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[06/06/21 10:05:46] AssDisaster, webvictim and tccki [937/2072] have team battled PlasmaStar, StickMan and Astrid [652/2335] at [832,803] and won! 1 day, 03:22:25 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/21 10:59:28] TheSilentLink [613/1008] has challenged AssDisaster [52/911] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:27:25 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[06/06/21 15:22:31] SelfishShellfish, ricin and Balthazar [2917/3438] have team battled AssDisaster, |_ocke and Tjololo [446/2880] at [123,696] and won! 2 days, 22:27:20 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/21 19:59:30] PlasmaStar [99/838] has challenged AssDisaster [239/911] in combat and lost! 44 days, 02:49:30 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[06/07/21 04:32:57] Pontuzz, Dumbfoundde4d and StickMan [247/3016] have team battled TheSilentLink, Tjololo and AssDisaster [2486/3011] at [39,414] and lost! 1 day, 03:17:00 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/21 20:25:46] StickMan, AssDisaster, Astrid, and Tjololo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/08/21 02:03:39] AssDisaster and Tjololo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/21 11:59:29] AssDisaster [594/911] has challenged StickMan [687/804] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:40:58 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/08/21 17:59:30] Hitler [95/792] has challenged AssDisaster [815/911] in combat and lost! 160 days, 05:59:42 is added to Hitler's clock.
[06/08/21 20:59:28] AssDisaster [89/911] has challenged webvictim [211/755] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:01:41 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/08/21 21:01:22] AssDisaster and Lothar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/21 00:59:28] AssDisaster [604/911] has challenged StickMan [363/808] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:43:43 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/09/21 01:59:29] SelfishShellfish [537/1273] has challenged AssDisaster [896/911] in combat and lost! 19 days, 09:30:21 is added to SelfishShellfish's clock.
[06/09/21 02:54:28] Sparks, Hitler and AssDisaster [518/1970] have team battled |_ocke, PlasmaStar and webvictim [262/2470] at [174,799] and won! 0 days, 10:31:20 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/21 04:59:28] AssDisaster [531/911] has challenged cities [173/744] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:07:35 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/09/21 11:59:29] AssDisaster [387/911] has challenged Lothar [421/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:38:28 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/09/21 12:59:30] AssDisaster [403/911] has challenged LoSKi [91/156] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:37:45 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/09/21 16:59:28] AssDisaster [842/911] has challenged StickMan [184/808] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:12:04 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/09/21 21:59:29] PlasmaStar [435/838] has challenged AssDisaster [513/911] in combat and lost! 16 days, 22:24:37 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[06/10/21 11:29:03] LoSKi, AssDisaster and Nabru [663/1917] have team battled RichardG867, Lothar and PlasmaStar [2727/2777] at [964,413] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:50 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/21 13:48:11] LoSKi, AssDisaster and Hitler [1194/1895] have team battled ComputerTech, AB49K and TheSilentLink [579/1742] at [693,612] and won! 0 days, 00:09:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/21 14:59:28] Balthazar [673/1241] has challenged AssDisaster [328/911] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:16:22 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[06/10/21 21:58:24] Nabru, Balthazar and StickMan [1936/2863] have team battled LoSKi, AssDisaster and Hitler [752/1907] at [904,360] and won! 0 days, 04:28:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/21 04:24:45] AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and Sparks [703/2453] have team battled AB49K, webvictim and ComputerTech [599/1225] at [326,800] and won! 0 days, 10:06:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/21 12:06:52] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:50:21 towards level 89.
[06/11/21 12:59:29] Balthazar [422/1241] has challenged AssDisaster [132/911] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:23:33 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[06/11/21 13:59:30] Balthazar [713/1241] has challenged AssDisaster [177/911] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:19:33 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[06/11/21 14:50:06] AssDisaster, Pontuzz and Lothar [449/2933] have team battled Tjololo, Balthazar and sslbits [1690/3101] at [893,351] and lost! 1 day, 09:34:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/21 16:59:29] AssDisaster [256/911] has challenged webvictim [259/755] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:53:28 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/11/21 17:59:28] AssDisaster [893/911] has challenged Tjololo [211/1092] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:11:47 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/12/21 00:39:32] AssDisaster, Lothar and PlasmaStar [398/2642] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Balthazar and StickMan [2311/3322] at [70,410] and lost! 1 day, 10:15:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/21 03:47:36] StickMan, Balthazar and TheSilentLink [1604/3321] have team battled sslbits, webvictim and AssDisaster [2045/2434] at [469,553] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:58 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/21 08:05:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 5 days, 10:45:56 toward level 89.
[06/12/21 11:59:30] AssDisaster [729/911] has challenged ricin [547/921] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:46:11 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/12/21 13:30:30] TheSilentLink, Balthazar and sslbits [1974/3281] have team battled StickMan, AssDisaster and PlasmaStar [119/2557] at [328,270] and won! 2 days, 00:31:00 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/21 13:43:37] StickMan, AssDisaster, sslbits, and Balthazar have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/12/21 14:59:30] cities [543/744] has challenged AssDisaster [388/911] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:09:03 is removed from cities's clock.
[06/12/21 17:25:52] Balthazar, Sparks and AssDisaster [1937/2425] have team battled RichardG867, sslbits and PlasmaStar [1696/2652] at [402,606] and won! 0 days, 05:51:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/21 18:27:35] Sparks, Hitler and webvictim [916/1820] have team battled AB49K, AssDisaster and Balthazar [1970/2428] at [413,880] and lost! 0 days, 07:26:36 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/21 22:22:04] AssDisaster was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:55:25 from level 89.
[06/13/21 00:09:41] Nabru, webvictim and Balthazar [1403/2859] have team battled AssDisaster, Sparks and Hitler [1838/1976] at [496,762] and lost! 0 days, 07:47:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/21 01:07:16] Nabru, Sparks and Balthazar [1257/2377] have team battled ComputerTech, AssDisaster and Hitler [354/1935] at [413,718] and won! 0 days, 13:12:31 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/21 02:34:36] cities, RichardG867 and TheSilentLink [987/3062] have team battled sslbits, ComputerTech and AssDisaster [900/1915] at [159,588] and won! 0 days, 10:24:45 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/21 03:28:34] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:44 towards level 89.
[06/13/21 04:59:28] AssDisaster [310/911] has challenged RichardG867 [565/1046] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:53 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/13/21 16:59:30] AssDisaster [452/911] has challenged TheSilentLink [425/1272] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:06:03 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/13/21 17:29:05] AssDisaster [787/906] has challenged Sparks [195/273] in combat and won! 122 days, 11:24:26 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/13/21 20:59:29] AssDisaster [62/906] has challenged cities [377/744] in combat and lost! 130 days, 03:53:23 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/13/21 23:59:29] sslbits [206/772] has challenged AssDisaster [310/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:10:01 is added to sslbits's clock.
[06/14/21 00:28:14] AssDisaster, StickMan and cities [1365/2458] have team battled TheSilentLink, PlasmaStar and Lothar [1375/3009] at [309,403] and lost! 0 days, 03:04:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/21 05:39:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 843 days, 08:07:00 toward level 90.
[06/14/21 05:55:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 475 days, 01:47:55 toward level 90.
[06/15/21 07:07:28] StickMan, AssDisaster, sslbits, and Tjololo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/15/21 10:54:46] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 26 days, 05:40:08 towards level 90.
[06/15/21 14:59:29] AssDisaster [573/906] has challenged webvictim [561/755] in combat and won! 78 days, 09:39:00 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/15/21 16:59:28] cities [100/770] has challenged AssDisaster [265/906] in combat and lost! 71 days, 12:52:24 is added to cities's clock.
[06/15/21 19:00:26] AssDisaster was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 22 days, 07:08:41 from level 90.
[06/16/21 02:59:30] AssDisaster [754/906] has challenged Pontuzz [245/1129] in combat and won! 37 days, 01:00:28 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/16/21 03:52:38] Doctor_Colossus, webvictim and SelfishShellfish [1346/3288] have team battled Tjololo, AssDisaster and Sparks [687/2299] at [876,238] and won! 1 day, 05:01:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/21 06:59:29] Pontuzz [761/1129] has challenged AssDisaster [779/906] in combat and lost! 55 days, 12:56:59 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[06/16/21 10:40:47] sslbits [95/772] has challenged AssDisaster [626/906] in combat and lost! 21 days, 04:36:17 is added to sslbits's clock.
[06/16/21 10:59:29] AssDisaster [164/906] has challenged |_ocke [628/877] in combat and lost! 14 days, 16:04:47 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/16/21 14:19:11] SelfishShellfish, webvictim and AssDisaster [2599/2921] have team battled Pontuzz, PlasmaStar and Tjololo [1915/3083] at [704,182] and won! 9 days, 03:32:56 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/21 18:09:38] cities, StickMan and AssDisaster [1751/2484] have team battled Sparks, webvictim and Nabru [837/1853] at [622,425] and won! 43 days, 18:15:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/21 19:59:28] TheSilentLink [746/1277] has challenged AssDisaster [726/906] in combat and won! 57 days, 03:21:31 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[06/16/21 20:59:30] AssDisaster [225/906] has challenged Pontuzz [603/1129] in combat and lost! 13 days, 23:51:22 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/16/21 22:17:36] PlasmaStar, Tjololo and SelfishShellfish [350/3210] have team battled Sparks, webvictim and AssDisaster [408/1945] at [677,244] and lost! 4 days, 19:11:53 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/21 23:41:21] Tjololo, Sparks and PlasmaStar [1555/2234] have team battled Pontuzz, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [2266/3291] at [481,6] and lost! 1 day, 02:34:10 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/21 23:47:27] Pontuzz, AssDisaster and Tjololo [1596/3151] have team battled PlasmaStar, SelfishShellfish and Sparks [304/2374] at [473,116] and won! 16 days, 14:00:43 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/21 01:59:28] sslbits [762/772] has challenged AssDisaster [876/906] in combat and lost! 24 days, 01:27:44 is added to sslbits's clock.
[06/17/21 02:00:40] AssDisaster was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 20 days, 15:43:23 from level 90.
[06/17/21 06:47:40] Sparks, Timewalker and StickMan [486/1271] have team battled AssDisaster, ComputerTech and SelfishShellfish [1992/2398] at [700,331] and lost! 0 days, 04:16:49 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/21 16:59:29] AssDisaster [187/906] has challenged AB49K [240/290] in combat and lost! 13 days, 14:11:29 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/17/21 23:59:28] Balthazar [937/1312] has challenged AssDisaster [615/906] in combat and won! 42 days, 12:09:21 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[06/18/21 05:59:29] ricin [484/921] has challenged AssDisaster [136/906] in combat and won! 197 days, 22:26:31 is removed from ricin's clock.
[06/18/21 17:01:51] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 08:06:05 towards level 90.
[06/18/21 17:59:29] webvictim [617/759] has challenged AssDisaster [448/906] in combat and won! 351 days, 00:12:54 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[06/18/21 18:59:28] sslbits [650/776] has challenged AssDisaster [516/906] in combat and won! 24 days, 20:07:28 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[06/19/21 02:45:25] AssDisaster and sslbits have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/21 02:59:30] RichardG867 [893/1046] has challenged AssDisaster [46/906] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:02:38 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[06/19/21 13:20:59] AssDisaster has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 17 days, 19:01:23 from level 90.
[06/19/21 14:59:30] AssDisaster [332/906] has challenged |_ocke [734/877] in combat and lost! 13 days, 16:41:34 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/19/21 21:59:28] AssDisaster [729/906] has challenged cities [105/757] in combat and won! 29 days, 06:25:22 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/20/21 05:48:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 127 days, 10:00:51 toward level 90.
[06/20/21 09:59:29] AssDisaster [300/906] has challenged PlasmaStar [286/843] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:16:54 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/20/21 14:34:30] StickMan, AssDisaster, Balthazar, and ricin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/20/21 15:05:10] |_ocke, sslbits and StickMan [449/2456] have team battled AssDisaster, Balthazar and ricin [338/3139] at [227,135] and won! 0 days, 20:59:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/21 08:59:30] AssDisaster [340/906] has challenged idlerpg [94/1653] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:13:02 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/21/21 11:12:27] AssDisaster, sslbits and SelfishShellfish [2536/2938] have team battled AB49K, Nabru and TheSilentLink [2188/2377] at [694,689] and won! 1 day, 08:55:43 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/21 18:52:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 11 days, 15:23:23 toward level 90.
[06/21/21 19:13:30] PlasmaStar, Lothar and TheSilentLink [945/3023] have team battled AssDisaster, Astrid and Sparks [563/1879] at [420,721] and won! 0 days, 03:53:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/21 20:02:48] ricin, Pontuzz and webvictim [2215/2809] have team battled cities, AssDisaster and ComputerTech [1769/1918] at [411,19] and won! 15 days, 11:48:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/21 20:22:08] ComputerTech, AssDisaster and |_ocke [411/2038] have team battled TheSilentLink, Lothar and sslbits [932/2956] at [465,481] and lost! 0 days, 11:00:52 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/21 00:34:49] Lothar, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [2849/3061] have team battled Astrid, Sparks and Volkor [953/1586] at [592,981] and won! 0 days, 10:26:18 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/21 07:59:28] AssDisaster [741/906] has challenged |_ocke [15/877] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:42:59 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/22/21 14:59:28] AssDisaster [613/906] has challenged cities [155/757] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:21:27 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/22/21 15:41:30] ricin, TheSilentLink and cities [559/2959] have team battled AssDisaster, Lothar and webvictim [42/2564] at [492,232] and won! 14 days, 01:23:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/21 21:31:39] AssDisaster, Sparks and webvictim [1691/1945] have team battled JoeK, cities and TheSilentLink [2650/2691] at [559,1] and lost! 0 days, 19:04:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/21 01:59:28] AssDisaster [865/906] has challenged Sparks [19/280] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:31:49 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/23/21 02:21:19] Sparks, webvictim and AssDisaster [1503/1945] have team battled Pontuzz, |_ocke and sslbits [2520/2782] at [546,83] and lost! 0 days, 17:54:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/21 08:59:28] AssDisaster [9/906] has challenged RichardG867 [248/1046] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:22:34 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/23/21 09:08:43] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:47:12 towards level 90.
[06/23/21 11:59:28] StickMan [524/798] has challenged AssDisaster [643/906] in combat and lost! 35 days, 21:07:51 is added to StickMan's clock.
[06/23/21 12:26:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 4 days, 23:09:16 toward level 90.
[06/23/21 13:02:54] Sparks, ricin and Lothar [1552/2100] have team battled Volkor, AssDisaster and ComputerTech [161/1770] at [219,31] and won! 0 days, 17:30:05 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/21 13:54:55] StickMan, AssDisaster, sslbits, and |_ocke have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/21 20:14:32] Hitler, PlasmaStar and AssDisaster [61/2541] have team battled JoeK, sslbits and ComputerTech [1417/1684] at [771,223] and lost! 0 days, 13:44:17 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/21 21:55:56] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:59 towards level 90.
[06/24/21 02:59:29] sslbits [122/776] has challenged AssDisaster [87/906] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:49:48 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[06/24/21 03:38:51] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:53 towards level 90.
[06/24/21 04:59:30] webvictim [172/759] has challenged AssDisaster [382/906] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:28:26 is added to webvictim's clock.
[06/24/21 09:59:28] AssDisaster [715/906] has challenged PlasmaStar [368/843] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:44:38 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/24/21 13:25:10] JoeK, MPenguin and AssDisaster [1301/2238] have team battled Balthazar, Lothar and |_ocke [105/3089] at [807,384] and won! 0 days, 08:49:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/21 01:47:17] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:12 towards level 90.
[06/25/21 01:48:29] Pontuzz, Balthazar and AssDisaster [112/3347] have team battled MPenguin, cities and Volkor [215/2036] at [682,257] and lost! 0 days, 04:02:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/21 06:45:33] ComputerTech, Sparks and AssDisaster [1107/1437] have team battled Timewalker, Hitler and Volkor [1350/1630] at [704,136] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/21 06:59:29] AssDisaster [153/906] has challenged PlasmaStar [763/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:46 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/26/21 01:42:54] AssDisaster, Balthazar and TheSilentLink [2045/3499] have team battled Sparks, WcktKlwn and |_ocke [1926/1984] at [862,480] and won! 0 days, 06:20:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/21 01:59:29] cities [36/757] has challenged AssDisaster [383/906] in combat and lost! 43 days, 15:15:00 is added to cities's clock.
[06/26/21 08:59:28] AssDisaster [614/906] has challenged PlasmaStar [170/843] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:07:46 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/26/21 10:46:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 13:22:39 toward level 90.
[06/26/21 10:59:30] AssDisaster [80/906] has challenged AB49K [67/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:26 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/26/21 18:59:28] RichardG867 [898/1029] has challenged AssDisaster [481/906] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:07:33 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[06/26/21 22:31:18] AssDisaster and Hitler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/21 01:40:02] AssDisaster [297/906] has challenged Nabru [457/804] in combat and lost! 140 days, 01:14:34 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/27/21 04:25:42] TheSilentLink [551/1281] has challenged AssDisaster [783/906] in combat and lost! 207 days, 13:23:03 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[06/27/21 05:32:02] Hitler, Sparks and Doctor_Colossus [2029/2346] have team battled AssDisaster, webvictim and WcktKlwn [1182/2446] at [446,645] and won! 1 day, 01:14:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/21 06:57:25] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 113 days, 10:17:21 towards level 91.
[06/27/21 08:29:04] Doctor_Colossus, TheSilentLink and MPenguin [751/3238] have team battled SelfishShellfish, |_ocke and AssDisaster [2388/3124] at [740,571] and lost! 4 days, 00:12:39 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/21 10:16:37] AssDisaster misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 124 days, 09:12:41 from level 91.
[06/27/21 11:59:28] AssDisaster [622/906] has challenged sslbits [772/776] in combat and lost! 133 days, 02:03:23 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/27/21 15:59:28] AssDisaster [892/906] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [1127/1278] in combat and lost! 244 days, 02:19:55 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/27/21 21:59:28] cities [475/757] has challenged AssDisaster [582/906] in combat and lost! 33 days, 06:25:50 is added to cities's clock.
[06/28/21 06:59:28] AssDisaster [437/906] has challenged Volkor [476/600] in combat and lost! 204 days, 23:38:56 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/29/21 00:59:29] AssDisaster [598/906] has challenged Nabru [111/804] in combat and won! 347 days, 11:01:04 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/29/21 02:04:20] AssDisaster was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 170 days, 17:56:42 from level 91.
[06/29/21 03:59:30] AssDisaster [674/906] has challenged RichardG867 [406/1029] in combat and won! 461 days, 00:04:05 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/29/21 05:56:11] Hitler [552/792] has challenged AssDisaster [661/906] in combat and lost! 212 days, 05:42:15 is added to Hitler's clock.
[06/29/21 06:41:34] PlasmaStar, SelfishShellfish and TheSilentLink [2268/3394] have team battled |_ocke, AssDisaster and JoeK [574/2498] at [720,500] and won! 13 days, 20:09:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/21 12:14:55] AssDisaster, sslbits and WcktKlwn [1864/2449] have team battled Astrid, cities and RichardG867 [652/2479] at [419,97] and won! 0 days, 15:02:32 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/21 18:59:30] AssDisaster [612/906] has challenged RichardG867 [624/1029] in combat and lost! 202 days, 16:53:07 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/29/21 19:56:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 552 days, 06:20:40 toward level 91.
[06/29/21 22:18:38] AB49K, Hitler and WcktKlwn [164/1854] have team battled AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and Astrid [1510/2877] at [73,65] and lost! 0 days, 22:24:00 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/21 12:59:29] ricin [409/921] has challenged AssDisaster [730/906] in combat and lost! 102 days, 08:28:12 is added to ricin's clock.
[07/01/21 00:59:29] cities [609/753] has challenged AssDisaster [386/906] in combat and won! 18 days, 05:27:34 is removed from cities's clock.
[07/01/21 01:29:33] Pontuzz [333/1142] has challenged AssDisaster [177/906] in combat and won! 378 days, 23:34:39 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[07/01/21 08:16:38] Hitler, cities and MPenguin [1266/2205] have team battled Pontuzz, AssDisaster and ricin [1747/2969] at [95,469] and lost! 2 days, 12:13:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/21 11:59:30] RichardG867 [493/1077] has challenged AssDisaster [1/906] in combat and won! 297 days, 08:58:27 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[07/01/21 13:15:42] AssDisaster, MPenguin, Tjololo, and Pontuzz have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/01/21 16:59:28] AssDisaster [149/906] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [190/1278] in combat and lost! 134 days, 05:03:27 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/01/21 18:59:30] SelfishShellfish [485/1277] has challenged AssDisaster [57/906] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:16:33 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[07/02/21 01:59:28] AssDisaster [692/906] has challenged SelfishShellfish [777/1277] in combat and lost! 150 days, 06:30:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/02/21 17:23:36] Volkor, AssDisaster, TheSilentLink, and SelfishShellfish have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/02/21 21:08:32] MPenguin, TheSilentLink and Nabru [2582/2764] have team battled AssDisaster, PlasmaStar and Volkor [864/2346] at [642,583] and won! 0 days, 12:35:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/21 21:51:53] ricin, Volkor and sslbits [2082/2338] have team battled TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and PlasmaStar [2897/3027] at [584,671] and lost! 21 days, 06:36:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/21 22:40:14] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 63 days, 01:43:19 towards level 91.
[07/03/21 07:59:29] AssDisaster [741/906] has challenged AB49K [92/297] in combat and won! 79 days, 00:27:10 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/03/21 10:59:30] WcktKlwn [21/767] has challenged AssDisaster [573/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:56:15 is added to WcktKlwn's clock.
[07/03/21 13:01:15] Lothar, Doctor_Colossus and Volkor [1323/2811] have team battled AssDisaster, webvictim and JoeK [2067/2345] at [142,458] and lost! 7 days, 01:20:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/21 14:59:28] WcktKlwn [555/767] has challenged AssDisaster [512/906] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:28:19 is removed from WcktKlwn's clock.
[07/03/21 18:53:54] AssDisaster, Sparks and Nabru [282/2011] have team battled Tjololo, TheSilentLink and WcktKlwn [2779/3166] at [625,571] and lost! 0 days, 03:29:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/21 19:05:49] Nabru, Tjololo and TheSilentLink [454/3203] have team battled Sparks, AssDisaster and Thor [1433/2163] at [730,714] and lost! 0 days, 17:26:04 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/21 01:46:11] AssDisaster EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 99 days, 21:26:26 from level 91.
[07/04/21 04:13:59] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 70 days, 13:17:32 towards level 91.
[07/04/21 06:09:07] WcktKlwn, AssDisaster and ComputerTech [603/1940] have team battled |_ocke, SelfishShellfish and MPenguin [1387/2903] at [826,269] and lost! 0 days, 03:15:40 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/21 15:02:10] AssDisaster was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 56 days, 05:20:36 from level 91.
[07/04/21 15:59:29] Mag [708/893] has challenged AssDisaster [458/906] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:29:02 is removed from Mag's clock.
[07/05/21 01:43:06] WcktKlwn [374/767] has challenged AssDisaster [365/906] in combat and won! 72 days, 07:09:02 is removed from WcktKlwn's clock.
[07/05/21 02:02:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 99 days, 06:44:22 toward level 91.
[07/05/21 07:03:04] AssDisaster, Sparks and ricin [587/2138] have team battled cities, Tjololo and ComputerTech [412/2143] at [532,372] and won! 2 days, 05:51:21 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/21 10:59:30] AssDisaster [791/906] has challenged Volkor [173/588] in combat and won! 142 days, 13:05:46 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/05/21 13:59:28] webvictim [786/790] has challenged AssDisaster [131/906] in combat and won! 357 days, 18:06:02 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[07/05/21 13:59:28] In the fierce battle, AssDisaster dropped his level 198 weapon! webvictim picks it up, tossing his old level 165 weapon to AssDisaster.
[07/05/21 14:59:30] AssDisaster [166/870] has challenged Thor [669/956] in combat and lost! 82 days, 07:14:34 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/05/21 19:51:55] AssDisaster, ricin and Nabru [2324/2597] have team battled sslbits, Volkor and Balthazar [94/2708] at [362,681] and won! 0 days, 08:45:05 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/21 06:59:29] AssDisaster [512/870] has challenged SelfishShellfish [424/1283] in combat and won! 182 days, 11:35:38 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/06/21 08:59:29] webvictim [590/827] has challenged AssDisaster [485/870] in combat and won! 328 days, 07:10:10 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[07/06/21 11:11:12] ricin, Tjololo and WcktKlwn [1265/2807] have team battled AssDisaster, StickMan and Nabru [1317/2480] at [268,858] and lost! 17 days, 23:24:24 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/21 00:50:13] Thor, TheSilentLink and AssDisaster [3090/3107] have team battled ricin, webvictim and Tjololo [2073/2867] at [637,903] and won! 31 days, 16:02:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/21 05:59:30] AssDisaster [266/870] has challenged AB49K [229/316] in combat and won! 55 days, 07:00:54 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/07/21 10:43:21] AssDisaster and webvictim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/21 15:50:11] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 44 days, 05:50:19 towards level 91.
[07/07/21 16:14:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 44 days, 17:35:48 toward level 91.
[07/07/21 16:59:29] Doctor_Colossus [96/1278] has challenged AssDisaster [21/870] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:22:16 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[07/07/21 17:59:28] TheSilentLink [273/1281] has challenged AssDisaster [273/870] in combat and won! 27 days, 17:03:42 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[07/07/21 18:59:30] AssDisaster [278/870] has challenged Astrid [254/693] in combat and won! 56 days, 08:20:47 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/08/21 08:41:17] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 41 days, 11:13:44 towards level 91.
[07/08/21 11:59:29] AssDisaster [104/870] has challenged Tjololo [487/1112] in combat and lost! 36 days, 11:24:18 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/08/21 13:41:12] SelfishShellfish, PlasmaStar and |_ocke [1963/3066] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, AB49K and AssDisaster [2102/2464] at [179,410] and lost! 0 days, 01:10:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/21 12:12:10] Mag, JoeK and cities [608/2311] have team battled webvictim, Easedmage and AssDisaster [675/1834] at [148,583] and lost! 4 days, 03:59:22 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/21 14:34:38] AssDisaster, Astrid and Volkor [1020/2151] have team battled Lothar, Jones and Mag [211/1987] at [321,406] and won! 3 days, 06:53:15 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/21 15:53:35] Lothar, Volkor and JoeK [978/2172] have team battled Mag, AssDisaster and Jones [1086/1924] at [323,519] and lost! 0 days, 14:51:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/21 16:59:28] AssDisaster [335/870] has challenged Lothar [926/933] in combat and lost! 36 days, 22:52:53 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/10/21 10:25:25] AssDisaster, MPenguin, Thor, and cities have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/21 18:55:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 16 days, 17:25:50 toward level 91.
[07/11/21 03:54:10] sslbits [560/820] has come upon AssDisaster [142/870] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 11:55:14 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[07/11/21 10:59:29] RichardG867 [959/1073] has challenged AssDisaster [500/870] in combat and won! 130 days, 17:14:47 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[07/11/21 13:34:02] TheSilentLink and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/21 20:03:43] RichardG867 [72/1073] has challenged AssDisaster [123/870] in combat and lost! 41 days, 16:01:30 is added to RichardG867's clock.
[07/12/21 01:32:42] Mag, WcktKlwn and LoSKi [63/1899] have team battled AssDisaster, |_ocke and Nabru [1031/2615] at [92,185] and lost! 0 days, 02:28:38 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/21 00:15:37] StickMan, JoeK and PlasmaStar [22/2304] have team battled cities, Mag and AssDisaster [1628/2530] at [27,325] and lost! 1 day, 13:24:30 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/21 04:47:12] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 23 days, 20:58:46 towards level 91.
[07/14/21 09:06:34] Doctor_Colossus, Sparks and Thor [1819/2554] have team battled ricin, AssDisaster and |_ocke [1381/2727] at [365,958] and won! 1 day, 12:58:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/21 12:03:42] AssDisaster [237/870] has challenged weylin [806/1342] in combat and lost! 25 days, 15:03:53 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/14/21 15:03:42] AssDisaster [645/870] has challenged weylin [601/1342] in combat and won! 52 days, 14:16:23 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/14/21 15:37:32] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 04:29:10 towards level 91.
[07/14/21 20:54:55] Volkor, ricin and Thor [2148/2472] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, Jones and AssDisaster [463/2177] at [93,927] and won! 2 days, 16:18:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/21 00:27:22] Tjololo and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/21 09:23:48] MPenguin, JoeK and Thor [2096/2286] have team battled Pontuzz, StickMan and AssDisaster [123/2823] at [207,572] and won! 3 days, 15:55:36 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/21 09:46:33] StickMan, PlasmaStar and Nabru [765/2457] have team battled WcktKlwn, AssDisaster and Pontuzz [1812/2781] at [221,429] and lost! 1 day, 15:58:22 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/21 14:03:41] AssDisaster [384/870] has challenged Thor [424/956] in combat and lost! 18 days, 00:31:11 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/15/21 20:16:30] WcktKlwn, AssDisaster and Tjololo [1350/2747] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, LoSKi and Pontuzz [1400/2487] at [203,492] and lost! 0 days, 01:36:41 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/21 23:22:37] Lothar and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/21 23:33:45] AssDisaster, Tjololo and TheSilentLink [812/3262] have team battled Astrid, WcktKlwn and n0suchth1ng [485/2269] at [1,358] and won! 0 days, 19:48:36 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/21 10:38:15] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 38 days, 00:41:46 towards level 91.
[07/16/21 11:03:42] AssDisaster [16/870] has challenged Volkor [424/588] in combat and lost! 27 days, 16:34:14 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/16/21 21:00:53] JoeK, Nabru and sslbits [1059/2306] have team battled AssDisaster, DoctorRaptorMD and PlasmaStar [152/2812] at [1021,292] and won! 0 days, 15:39:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/21 06:03:41] AssDisaster [550/870] has challenged sslbits [578/851] in combat and lost! 23 days, 10:04:41 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/17/21 13:03:42] Tjololo [973/1113] has challenged AssDisaster [352/870] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:16:49 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[07/17/21 16:32:56] JoeK, TheSilentLink and AssDisaster [1097/2805] have team battled n0suchth1ng, PlasmaStar and RichardG867 [1987/2722] at [589,78] and lost! 0 days, 08:37:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/21 21:03:43] AssDisaster [517/870] has challenged Balthazar [603/1290] in combat and lost! 32 days, 04:41:04 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/18/21 06:59:03] MPenguin, Balthazar and AssDisaster [362/2844] have team battled Tjololo, DoctorRaptorMD and Nabru [665/3017] at [766,645] and lost! 21 days, 15:36:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/21 20:39:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 209 days, 09:34:52 from level 91.
[07/18/21 21:51:29] JoeK, PlasmaStar and AssDisaster [755/2363] have team battled TheSilentLink, Volkor and Thor [1700/2833] at [885,218] and lost! 0 days, 02:47:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/21 15:17:48] weylin, cities and AssDisaster [2615/2982] have team battled Balthazar, n0suchth1ng and Mag [757/2993] at [465,278] and won! 0 days, 16:30:21 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/21 16:32:11] WcktKlwn, TheSilentLink and ricin [2874/3014] have team battled AssDisaster, cities and Lothar [154/2608] at [183,240] and won! 0 days, 13:37:15 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/21 20:05:20] StickMan, Thor and AssDisaster [1446/2637] have team battled Mag, Lothar and cities [2203/2634] at [322,148] and lost! 1 day, 19:36:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/21 23:03:42] AssDisaster [403/870] has challenged sslbits [195/851] in combat and won! 80 days, 14:48:40 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/20/21 03:55:48] Volkor, WcktKlwn and cities [90/2149] have team battled AssDisaster, Easedmage and Lothar [1506/2036] at [19,380] and lost! 0 days, 08:01:30 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/21 07:01:15] Mag, Doctor_Colossus, AssDisaster, and Nabru have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/20/21 08:03:42] AssDisaster [751/870] has challenged JoeK [283/684] in combat and won! 80 days, 20:51:02 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/20/21 19:03:43] TheSilentLink [329/1293] has challenged AssDisaster [788/870] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:17 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[07/20/21 19:14:38] WcktKlwn, PlasmaStar and Pontuzz [1780/2843] have team battled ComputerTech, AssDisaster and JoeK [566/1836] at [13,788] and won! 11 days, 14:11:13 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/21 18:22:36] ricin, Astrid and weylin [1640/3210] have team battled AssDisaster, JoeK and MPenguin [591/2204] at [11,843] and won! 4 days, 04:58:07 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/21 20:03:43] Astrid [661/934] has challenged AssDisaster [565/870] in combat and won! 330 days, 06:18:52 is removed from Astrid's clock.
[07/22/21 03:32:27] Jones, TheSilentLink and StickMan [398/2358] have team battled AssDisaster, LoSKi and Nabru [956/1943] at [549,954] and lost! 0 days, 03:01:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/21 07:03:42] Nabru [229/804] has challenged AssDisaster [299/870] in combat and lost! 8 days, 08:38:45 is added to Nabru's clock.
[07/22/21 08:03:41] SelfishShellfish [899/1363] has challenged AssDisaster [0/870] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:35:25 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[07/22/21 12:41:39] Jones, TheSilentLink and AssDisaster [469/2417] have team battled StickMan, DoctorRaptorMD and ricin [1348/2830] at [295,807] and lost! 0 days, 09:36:22 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/21 18:29:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 80 days, 21:09:27 toward level 91.
[07/22/21 23:03:42] AssDisaster [83/870] has challenged sslbits [519/851] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:33:39 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/22/21 23:43:38] AssDisaster, Volkor and PlasmaStar [627/2300] have team battled Balthazar, Thor and Lothar [2895/3215] at [423,149] and lost! 6 days, 09:44:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/21 10:03:41] AssDisaster [630/870] has challenged Astrid [238/934] in combat and won! 13 days, 20:14:03 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/23/21 11:03:39] Mag, n0suchth1ng and AssDisaster [847/2573] have team battled Balthazar, Hitler and DoctorRaptorMD [2518/3091] at [239,484] and lost! 1 day, 18:46:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/21 16:42:37] sslbits, weylin and StickMan [2337/3091] have team battled webvictim, Balthazar and AssDisaster [1810/2987] at [308,85] and won! 0 days, 10:17:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/21 03:14:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 37 days, 08:52:46 toward level 91.
[07/24/21 04:03:43] |_ocke [5/942] has challenged AssDisaster [693/870] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:17:28 is added to |_ocke's clock.
[07/24/21 18:03:43] AssDisaster [539/870] has challenged Hitler [188/763] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:04:05 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/24/21 20:03:42] AssDisaster [326/870] has challenged n0suchth1ng [489/807] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:09:39 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/24/21 22:28:53] Sparks, Lothar and AssDisaster [1844/2189] have team battled weylin, n0suchth1ng and ComputerTech [2040/2439] at [483,885] and lost! 1 day, 19:36:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/21 05:03:43] AssDisaster [851/870] has challenged Lothar [963/974] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:16:29 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/25/21 09:28:41] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:44:43 towards level 91.
[07/25/21 12:06:32] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:26:38 towards level 91.
[07/25/21 14:43:11] AssDisaster ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:26:46 from level 91.
[07/25/21 15:17:10] AssDisaster, Jones and JoeK [618/1828] have team battled Sparks, PIgmonkeY and weylin [1809/1944] at [629,902] and lost! 0 days, 11:35:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/21 03:49:58] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 18:13:46 from level 91.
[07/26/21 05:48:35] StickMan, Volkor and AssDisaster [2348/2350] have team battled Thor, Mag and PlasmaStar [138/2693] at [1017,514] and won! 10 days, 09:06:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/21 15:03:42] webvictim [14/827] has challenged AssDisaster [348/870] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:10:52 is added to webvictim's clock.
[07/26/21 19:03:43] AssDisaster [405/870] has challenged Mag [14/900] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:37:48 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/26/21 20:03:42] AssDisaster [460/870] has challenged Jones [45/274] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:07:30 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/26/21 23:56:57] AssDisaster [241/870] has come upon Sparks [123/345] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:48:34 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/27/21 04:19:19] Lothar, AssDisaster and Timewalker [1740/2115] have team battled WcktKlwn, weylin and Easedmage [1050/2378] at [749,780] and won! 0 days, 12:19:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/21 05:19:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1 day, 17:05:32 toward level 91.
[07/27/21 08:43:24] Jones [199/274] has challenged AssDisaster [23/870] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:37:14 is removed from Jones's clock.
[07/27/21 16:50:07] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:03:57 towards level 91.
[07/28/21 09:23:03] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:51:55 towards level 91.
[07/28/21 14:10:29] Sparks, AB49K and AssDisaster [1238/1586] have team battled PlasmaStar, Lothar and Thor [259/2767] at [959,839] and won! 2 days, 10:47:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/21 20:15:40] Tjololo and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/21 03:03:43] AssDisaster [226/870] has challenged Mag [41/900] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:29:47 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/29/21 16:26:44] RichardG867, ComputerTech and PIgmonkeY [117/1600] have team battled AssDisaster, Sparks and LoSKi [559/1495] at [809,659] and lost! 0 days, 02:24:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/21 18:41:59] DoctorRaptorMD, Thor and JoeK [1232/2670] have team battled PIgmonkeY, AssDisaster and Nabru [253/1929] at [456,1017] and won! 5 days, 23:51:40 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/21 03:03:42] AssDisaster [280/870] has challenged Balthazar [337/1290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:15:09 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/30/21 07:03:43] AssDisaster [788/870] has challenged Lothar [817/974] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:57:13 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/30/21 09:03:41] AssDisaster [219/870] has challenged sslbits [461/851] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:46:35 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/30/21 12:03:41] AssDisaster [561/870] has challenged Sparks [274/345] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:33:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/30/21 14:08:13] Jones, DoctorRaptorMD and AssDisaster [651/2203] have team battled LoSKi, SelfishShellfish and PlasmaStar [879/2485] at [655,953] and lost! 0 days, 05:09:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/21 18:25:51] AssDisaster sharpened the edge of his weapon! AssDisaster's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/30/21 18:37:38] AssDisaster, PIgmonkeY and WcktKlwn [1426/1944] have team battled weylin, Astrid and LoSKi [1701/2562] at [860,686] and lost! 0 days, 20:32:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/21 07:45:17] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:52:00 towards level 91.
[07/31/21 13:41:27] Jones [167/281] has come upon AssDisaster [471/887] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:54:23 is added to Jones's clock.
[07/31/21 17:03:42] AssDisaster [87/887] has challenged Sparks [277/345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:44:56 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/31/21 20:10:03] JoeK, AssDisaster and Balthazar [1355/2861] have team battled LoSKi, weylin and Doctor_Colossus [256/2915] at [859,573] and won! 2 days, 02:34:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/21 02:37:47] sslbits, Thor and ricin [2055/2737] have team battled TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and n0suchth1ng [2668/2997] at [321,646] and lost! 3 days, 08:06:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/21 05:37:20] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:17:16 towards level 91.
[08/01/21 15:03:41] AssDisaster [528/887] has challenged sslbits [571/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:29:26 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/01/21 19:03:43] AssDisaster [56/887] has challenged idlerpg [1349/1653] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:09:50 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/01/21 21:03:41] AssDisaster [716/887] has challenged LoSKi [238/280] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:56:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/01/21 23:56:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 2 days, 21:17:00 toward level 91.
[08/02/21 05:03:42] AssDisaster [721/887] has challenged webvictim [251/827] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:32:09 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/02/21 05:07:58] HellSpawn, AssDisaster and Mag [818/2122] have team battled n0suchth1ng, Pontuzz and Balthazar [2879/3301] at [646,851] and lost! 0 days, 09:38:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/21 12:56:37] MPenguin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/21 23:03:43] Hitler [500/763] has challenged AssDisaster [709/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:25:04 is added to Hitler's clock.
[08/03/21 00:03:42] AssDisaster [252/887] has challenged AB49K [70/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:36:26 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/03/21 02:18:56] Doctor_Colossus, Sparks and Tjololo [926/2612] have team battled AssDisaster, HellSpawn and Volkor [732/1810] at [962,762] and won! 4 days, 23:49:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/21 03:29:33] n0suchth1ng, Balthazar and Tjololo [1501/3077] have team battled ricin, AssDisaster and Sparks [1014/2160] at [661,998] and won! 0 days, 05:18:01 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/21 04:01:38] AssDisaster [530/887] has come upon HellSpawn [270/335] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:15:43 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/03/21 07:03:41] sslbits [87/858] has challenged AssDisaster [57/887] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:44:22 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[08/03/21 11:03:42] AssDisaster [660/887] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [1188/1287] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:04:19 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/03/21 17:37:26] Hitler, ComputerTech and HellSpawn [117/1382] have team battled n0suchth1ng, AssDisaster and Jones [1157/1975] at [973,698] and lost! 1 day, 00:54:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/21 00:03:42] n0suchth1ng [149/807] has challenged AssDisaster [255/887] in combat and lost! 100 days, 07:28:39 is added to n0suchth1ng's clock.
[08/04/21 03:23:33] AssDisaster, Hitler and RichardG867 [243/2714] have team battled n0suchth1ng, Pontuzz and DoctorRaptorMD [61/3070] at [489,348] and won! 0 days, 03:48:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/21 04:03:41] Doctor_Colossus [264/1302] has challenged AssDisaster [870/887] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:44:40 is added to Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[08/04/21 18:11:19] AssDisaster [640/887] has come upon HellSpawn [189/335] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:54:59 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/04/21 19:00:29] LoSKi, sslbits and Pontuzz [1140/2346] have team battled WcktKlwn, HellSpawn and AssDisaster [1231/2010] at [4,258] and lost! 0 days, 18:28:38 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/21 23:15:47] sslbits, AssDisaster and Astrid [1666/2684] have team battled MPenguin, SelfishShellfish and Hitler [2461/2780] at [446,278] and lost! 0 days, 07:50:05 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/21 00:03:42] RichardG867 [344/1067] has challenged AssDisaster [818/887] in combat and lost! 96 days, 17:38:18 is added to RichardG867's clock.
[08/05/21 01:28:50] AssDisaster, Mag and Pontuzz [2771/2991] have team battled sslbits, Astrid and MPenguin [863/2451] at [223,24] and won! 0 days, 08:57:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/21 04:03:43] weylin [478/1348] has challenged AssDisaster [798/887] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:21:36 is added to weylin's clock.
[08/05/21 11:48:46] HellSpawn, AssDisaster and MPenguin [1456/1876] have team battled AB49K, Mag and Pontuzz [1532/2475] at [96,0] and lost! 0 days, 05:06:00 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/21 19:06:49] AssDisaster got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:38:27 from level 91.
[08/05/21 23:20:40] AssDisaster set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:24:21 from level 91.
[08/06/21 04:03:43] AssDisaster [311/887] has challenged weylin [402/1358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:36:46 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/06/21 05:03:42] AssDisaster [85/887] has challenged Sparks [115/345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:12:37 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/06/21 06:03:41] AssDisaster [615/887] has challenged idlerpg [1527/1653] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:23:35 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/06/21 12:12:33] Easedmage, |_ocke and Tjololo [9/2187] have team battled TheSilentLink, Mag and AssDisaster [760/3083] at [708,228] and lost! 0 days, 00:58:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/21 12:28:56] TheSilentLink, MPenguin and Mag [392/2850] have team battled AssDisaster, |_ocke and Doctor_Colossus [752/3120] at [802,64] and lost! 20 days, 12:14:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/21 13:03:52] JoeK, |_ocke and Dumbfoundde4d [729/2699] have team battled TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and PlasmaStar [215/3025] at [716,376] and won! 3 days, 01:56:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/21 15:44:23] AssDisaster, PlasmaStar and JoeK [2151/2413] have team battled Pontuzz, Hitler and |_ocke [1158/2898] at [791,505] and won! 0 days, 18:43:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/21 19:34:10] RichardG867, AssDisaster and ricin [368/2882] have team battled TheSilentLink, Mag and MPenguin [1247/2850] at [898,141] and lost! 0 days, 14:13:02 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/21 04:45:36] AssDisaster met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:59:08 from level 91.
[08/07/21 10:48:13] AssDisaster [330/887] has come upon Volkor [325/588] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:36:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/07/21 16:03:42] AssDisaster [540/887] has challenged MPenguin [188/654] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:40:04 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/08/21 08:03:43] |_ocke [130/931] has challenged AssDisaster [101/887] in combat and won! 204 days, 03:05:43 is removed from |_ocke's clock.
[08/08/21 19:03:41] AssDisaster [155/887] has challenged webvictim [698/822] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:50:07 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/08/21 20:59:17] AssDisaster was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:48:52 from level 91.
[08/08/21 21:34:22] DoctorRaptorMD, Thor, Balthazar, and AssDisaster have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/21 05:11:33] Tjololo [760/980] has come upon AssDisaster [552/887] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:54:32 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[08/09/21 08:55:13] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:15 towards level 91.
[08/09/21 16:34:41] ricin, ComputerTech and |_ocke [534/2143] have team battled n0suchth1ng, Volkor and AssDisaster [1182/2282] at [550,736] and lost! 0 days, 04:44:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/21 18:21:49] AssDisaster, ComputerTech and weylin [1540/2529] have team battled SelfishShellfish, |_ocke and Astrid [1731/3233] at [510,749] and lost! 0 days, 04:54:50 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/21 00:58:32] Dumbfoundde4d, AssDisaster and Lothar [2603/2945] have team battled Astrid, Thor and n0suchth1ng [1255/2702] at [439,467] and won! 0 days, 04:34:27 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/21 03:03:43] sslbits [556/858] has challenged AssDisaster [287/887] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:48:30 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[08/10/21 04:03:41] AssDisaster [100/887] has challenged idlerpg [1270/1653] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:31:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/10/21 07:03:41] AssDisaster [486/887] has challenged Jones [6/281] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:05:55 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/10/21 08:22:59] Tjololo, Mag and AssDisaster [2529/2767] have team battled Balthazar, Thor and AB49K [2073/2637] at [500,494] and won! 0 days, 02:15:45 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/21 17:25:57] AssDisaster [872/887] has challenged Volkor [457/588] in combat and won! 280 days, 06:19:32 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/11/21 09:42:44] AssDisaster, Thor and webvictim [1030/2665] have team battled Lothar, Balthazar and Sparks [330/2609] at [905,870] and won! 0 days, 14:50:12 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/21 17:55:32] AssDisaster ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 132 days, 06:38:57 from level 92.
[08/11/21 20:03:41] JoeK [155/684] has challenged AssDisaster [513/887] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:33:54 is added to JoeK's clock.
[08/12/21 05:53:22] AssDisaster, Mag and webvictim [61/2609] have team battled Tjololo, sslbits and MPenguin [1217/2487] at [663,1004] and lost! 32 days, 18:32:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/21 14:03:41] Volkor [319/591] has challenged AssDisaster [877/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:52:34 is added to Volkor's clock.
[08/12/21 17:45:16] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 196 days, 01:21:00 towards level 92.
[08/12/21 19:03:41] AssDisaster [263/887] has challenged Lothar [213/974] in combat and won! 301 days, 21:57:53 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/12/21 19:03:41] AssDisaster has dealt Lothar a Critical Strike! 170 days, 09:04:31 is added to Lothar's clock.
[08/13/21 11:03:41] AssDisaster [366/887] has challenged SelfishShellfish [371/1363] in combat and lost! 147 days, 13:32:30 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/13/21 11:17:13] AssDisaster saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 89 days, 18:52:34 from level 92.
[08/13/21 12:55:06] webvictim, Easedmage and LoSKi [1309/1404] have team battled ComputerTech, AssDisaster and Volkor [162/1765] at [1008,730] and won! 0 days, 06:05:10 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/21 14:16:11] sslbits, PlasmaStar and Tjololo [215/2663] have team battled Volkor, webvictim and AssDisaster [974/2300] at [719,968] and lost! 2 days, 22:36:37 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/21 14:51:31] AssDisaster, PlasmaStar and webvictim [1558/2529] have team battled Volkor, LoSKi and ComputerTech [677/1181] at [980,797] and won! 3 days, 20:23:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/21 15:09:15] webvictim, AssDisaster and Tjololo [1234/2689] have team battled Lothar, LoSKi and Volkor [1744/1868] at [533,937] and lost! 3 days, 12:33:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/21 02:27:27] ricin, Dumbfoundde4d and RichardG867 [2798/3079] have team battled AssDisaster, Volkor and sslbits [1397/2341] at [989,997] and won! 9 days, 14:11:27 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/21 10:03:41] |_ocke [399/931] has challenged AssDisaster [434/887] in combat and lost! 24 days, 02:12:53 is added to |_ocke's clock.
[08/14/21 14:03:42] AssDisaster [277/887] has challenged PlasmaStar [306/820] in combat and lost! 109 days, 16:20:10 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/14/21 14:05:12] weylin, ComputerTech and AssDisaster [2020/2524] have team battled TheSilentLink, Volkor and Pontuzz [1861/3103] at [372,339] and won! 1 day, 02:35:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/21 19:03:43] Lothar [339/974] has challenged AssDisaster [48/887] in combat and won! 357 days, 21:36:03 is removed from Lothar's clock.
[08/14/21 21:24:40] |_ocke, MPenguin and AssDisaster [855/2467] have team battled Timewalker, ricin and Jones [1434/1490] at [623,440] and lost! 41 days, 22:19:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/21 23:35:39] WcktKlwn, n0suchth1ng and Pontuzz [2136/2814] have team battled Astrid, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [619/3128] at [87,141] and won! 0 days, 19:29:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/21 01:03:42] Volkor [261/591] has challenged AssDisaster [56/887] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:44:51 is removed from Volkor's clock.
[08/15/21 06:36:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 91 days, 08:56:31 toward level 92.
[08/15/21 20:03:41] sslbits [485/863] has challenged AssDisaster [455/887] in combat and won! 89 days, 23:44:02 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[08/15/21 20:17:47] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 85 days, 23:30:10 towards level 92.
[08/15/21 20:18:17] AssDisaster was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 148 days, 04:06:08 from level 92.
[08/15/21 21:10:09] AB49K, WcktKlwn and Volkor [1197/1791] have team battled Mag, AssDisaster and sslbits [1518/2650] at [236,71] and lost! 0 days, 11:00:14 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/21 05:49:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 866 days, 23:22:19 toward level 92.
[08/16/21 06:04:34] ricin, |_ocke and Timewalker [1606/2130] have team battled AssDisaster, LoSKi and Doctor_Colossus [1487/2492] at [923,72] and won! 0 days, 16:02:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/21 07:15:24] Doctor_Colossus, Pontuzz and Nabru [2360/3350] have team battled Volkor, Balthazar and AssDisaster [382/2773] at [606,71] and won! 0 days, 07:21:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/21 09:47:51] AssDisaster ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 62 days, 15:56:38 from level 92.
[08/17/21 10:44:10] MPenguin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/21 13:03:41] MPenguin [57/649] has challenged AssDisaster [822/887] in combat and lost! 27 days, 10:19:58 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[08/17/21 18:33:06] Lothar, ricin, Astrid, and AssDisaster have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/18/21 08:03:41] AssDisaster [114/887] has challenged MPenguin [13/649] in combat and won! 113 days, 05:46:43 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/18/21 10:03:41] JoeK [612/684] has challenged AssDisaster [396/887] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:09:53 is removed from JoeK's clock.
[08/19/21 01:00:53] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 45 days, 09:48:13 towards level 92.
[08/19/21 01:03:42] n0suchth1ng [777/812] has challenged AssDisaster [708/887] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:38:11 is removed from n0suchth1ng's clock.
[08/19/21 05:48:29] DoctorRaptorMD [128/1059] has challenged AssDisaster [568/887] in combat and lost! 224 days, 04:53:58 is added to DoctorRaptorMD's clock.
[08/19/21 16:40:13] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 19 days, 22:34:27 towards level 92.
[08/19/21 19:03:43] AssDisaster [825/887] has challenged sslbits [498/863] in combat and won! 40 days, 14:23:07 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/20/21 04:03:41] AssDisaster [408/887] has challenged SelfishShellfish [517/1363] in combat and lost! 35 days, 06:32:43 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/20/21 09:02:19] Volkor, Nabru and AB49K [401/1821] have team battled AssDisaster, Pontuzz and Mag [1638/3064] at [166,967] and lost! 0 days, 10:54:26 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/21 17:03:43] AssDisaster [355/887] has challenged Mag [22/900] in combat and won! 79 days, 13:48:44 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/20/21 23:02:02] ricin, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [1045/3178] have team battled ComputerTech, Balthazar and WcktKlwn [213/2391] at [877,264] and won! 0 days, 21:36:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/21 01:03:43] AssDisaster [737/887] has challenged Hitler [96/775] in combat and won! 60 days, 19:37:21 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/21/21 04:01:10] AB49K, |_ocke and Mag [79/2222] have team battled sslbits, AssDisaster and RichardG867 [1508/2817] at [166,934] and lost! 0 days, 08:24:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/21 09:16:52] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 20:17:24 towards level 92.
[08/21/21 09:22:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 18 days, 12:12:52 toward level 92.
[08/21/21 12:29:25] Balthazar, |_ocke and MPenguin [940/2891] have team battled AssDisaster, RichardG867 and Tjololo [2008/2934] at [565,722] and lost! 3 days, 11:10:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/21 13:15:16] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 03:13:17 towards level 92.
[08/21/21 16:48:38] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:44:44 towards level 92.
[08/21/21 17:03:43] AssDisaster [848/887] has challenged webvictim [299/826] in combat and won! 32 days, 15:31:01 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/21/21 18:17:05] |_ocke, MPenguin and AssDisaster [630/2483] have team battled Thor, Tjololo and RichardG867 [1938/3003] at [457,859] and lost! 16 days, 11:58:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/21 04:03:43] AssDisaster [496/887] has challenged AB49K [219/391] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:18:13 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/22/21 06:03:42] Dumbfoundde4d [24/1084] has challenged AssDisaster [158/887] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:51:44 is added to Dumbfoundde4d's clock.
[08/22/21 12:31:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 47 days, 06:48:26 toward level 92.
[08/23/21 07:44:53] Nabru, Balthazar and AssDisaster [2830/3017] have team battled MPenguin, RichardG867 and Volkor [70/2327] at [774,648] and won! 3 days, 02:56:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/21 07:58:40] Balthazar, AB49K and |_ocke [179/2617] have team battled Thor, AssDisaster and MPenguin [2470/2508] at [681,853] and lost! 2 days, 11:54:23 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/21 09:03:43] Hitler [719/775] has challenged AssDisaster [285/887] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:20:53 is removed from Hitler's clock.
[08/23/21 11:03:42] Dumbfoundde4d [971/1084] has challenged AssDisaster [732/887] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:06:24 is removed from Dumbfoundde4d's clock.
[08/23/21 14:05:00] ComputerTech, Nabru and LoSKi [728/1528] have team battled AssDisaster, Jones and sslbits [1971/2038] at [123,551] and lost! 0 days, 08:44:25 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/21 16:28:29] ricin, Astrid and Jones [357/2157] have team battled MPenguin, WcktKlwn and AssDisaster [44/2361] at [456,393] and won! 0 days, 02:45:13 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/21 16:50:38] AssDisaster, Jones and WcktKlwn [1473/1984] have team battled MPenguin, Tjololo and Mag [906/2545] at [389,548] and won! 0 days, 02:07:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/21 22:03:41] Thor [270/956] has challenged AssDisaster [66/887] in combat and won! 46 days, 04:17:04 is removed from Thor's clock.
[08/24/21 00:58:32] AssDisaster, sslbits and WcktKlwn [527/2559] have team battled Tjololo, Jones and Mag [1993/2168] at [365,754] and lost! 2 days, 20:51:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/21 04:27:13] SelfishShellfish, Jones and AssDisaster [1400/2563] have team battled Hitler, RichardG867 and sslbits [1152/2705] at [90,1023] and won! 3 days, 06:33:21 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/21 22:04:14] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:31:29 towards level 92.
[08/25/21 15:37:39] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 20 days, 06:21:40 from level 92.
[08/25/21 21:03:42] AssDisaster [665/887] has challenged sslbits [661/863] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:58:27 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/25/21 22:03:43] AssDisaster [422/887] has challenged ricin [581/930] in combat and lost! 8 days, 10:11:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/26/21 00:25:01] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:48:37 towards level 92.
[08/26/21 05:03:42] AssDisaster [848/887] has challenged ricin [456/930] in combat and won! 16 days, 13:36:19 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/26/21 07:25:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 3 days, 15:23:52 toward level 92.
[08/26/21 09:12:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 14 days, 16:45:52 toward level 92.
[08/26/21 16:03:42] AssDisaster [233/887] has challenged Tjololo [384/974] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:18:26 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/26/21 20:03:42] AssDisaster [760/887] has challenged n0suchth1ng [92/812] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:22:49 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/26/21 20:03:42] In the fierce battle, n0suchth1ng dropped his level 210 weapon! AssDisaster picks it up, tossing his old level 181 weapon to n0suchth1ng.
[08/27/21 03:17:49] Nabru, Jones and Hitler [708/1915] have team battled AssDisaster, Volkor and Astrid [71/2453] at [368,698] and won! 1 day, 06:05:01 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/21 11:33:26] TheSilentLink, Dumbfoundde4d and AssDisaster [724/3338] have team battled Nabru, LoSKi and Jones [279/1546] at [102,777] and won! 1 day, 03:30:24 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/21 14:03:42] AssDisaster [635/919] has challenged Astrid [777/939] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:23:09 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/27/21 16:12:47] AssDisaster saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:39:21 from level 92.
[08/27/21 17:19:25] AssDisaster sharpened the edge of his weapon! AssDisaster's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/21 17:51:48] AssDisaster was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:44:22 from level 92.
[08/27/21 18:03:43] AssDisaster [833/942] has challenged Nabru [194/835] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:26:04 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/27/21 20:03:41] Volkor [4/595] has challenged AssDisaster [27/942] in combat and lost! 45 days, 00:50:29 is added to Volkor's clock.
[08/28/21 11:40:54] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:05:00 towards level 92.
[08/28/21 18:14:05] Nabru, DoctorRaptorMD and JoeK [1842/2599] have team battled Pontuzz, TheSilentLink and AssDisaster [1242/3542] at [688,1017] and won! 4 days, 06:36:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/21 20:47:21] Nabru, Lothar and Astrid [1578/2737] have team battled MPenguin, DoctorRaptorMD and AssDisaster [1516/2666] at [1001,894] and won! 1 day, 04:43:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/21 03:03:42] AssDisaster [218/942] has challenged |_ocke [633/934] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:14:49 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/29/21 03:31:32] JoeK, Pontuzz and DoctorRaptorMD [1918/3041] have team battled Lothar, Nabru and AssDisaster [1831/2740] at [719,840] and won! 30 days, 18:47:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/21 05:03:41] AssDisaster [47/942] has challenged |_ocke [595/934] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:13:36 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/29/21 13:04:09] n0suchth1ng [391/781] has challenged AssDisaster [841/942] in combat and lost! 226 days, 09:56:22 is added to n0suchth1ng's clock.
[08/29/21 16:54:28] SelfishShellfish, Nabru and ricin [2833/3144] have team battled AssDisaster, Jones and DoctorRaptorMD [1304/2331] at [627,691] and won! 1 day, 19:28:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/21 02:44:06] AssDisaster ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:52:15 from level 92.
[08/30/21 05:45:52] |_ocke, AB49K and webvictim [957/2150] have team battled SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and n0suchth1ng [1069/3094] at [541,146] and lost! 1 day, 07:10:36 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/21 21:27:03] Balthazar, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [1306/3608] have team battled ricin, JoeK and Lothar [512/2606] at [458,203] and won! 0 days, 06:32:38 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/21 04:03:42] AssDisaster [107/942] has challenged MPenguin [286/665] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:51:01 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/31/21 06:03:42] Hitler [675/823] has challenged AssDisaster [431/942] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:33:40 is removed from Hitler's clock.
[08/31/21 09:03:43] AssDisaster [68/942] has challenged MPenguin [150/665] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:40:15 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/31/21 12:03:42] Tjololo [511/1013] has challenged AssDisaster [602/942] in combat and lost! 102 days, 20:48:22 is added to Tjololo's clock.
[08/31/21 17:03:41] Tjololo [571/1013] has challenged AssDisaster [241/942] in combat and won! 226 days, 15:07:53 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[08/31/21 18:22:41] AssDisaster ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:29:28 from level 92.
[08/31/21 23:43:13] AssDisaster, DoctorRaptorMD and sslbits [170/2839] have team battled Volkor, n0suchth1ng and AB49K [925/1767] at [497,499] and lost! 6 days, 18:24:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/21 05:03:41] n0suchth1ng [200/781] has challenged AssDisaster [891/942] in combat and lost! 104 days, 22:44:36 is added to n0suchth1ng's clock.
[09/01/21 06:56:15] AssDisaster misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:23:48 from level 92.
[09/01/21 11:03:42] AssDisaster [173/942] has challenged n0suchth1ng [740/768] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:38:48 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/01/21 12:27:47] AssDisaster walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:51:39 from level 92.
[09/01/21 13:18:02] AssDisaster, Volkor and SelfishShellfish [2764/2908] have team battled Lothar, DoctorRaptorMD and Thor [2356/2986] at [479,601] and won! 10 days, 15:57:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/21 15:04:04] Jones, Volkor and AssDisaster [614/1870] have team battled Mag, webvictim and Nabru [406/2569] at [17,893] and won! 0 days, 22:17:10 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/21 15:56:36] AssDisaster, Lothar and Thor [393/2869] have team battled TheSilentLink, MPenguin and Mag [2632/2882] at [630,846] and lost! 0 days, 04:38:44 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/21 04:03:43] AssDisaster [314/942] has challenged SelfishShellfish [648/1371] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:53:07 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/02/21 05:03:42] Lothar [711/963] has challenged AssDisaster [184/942] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:14:46 is removed from Lothar's clock.
[09/02/21 07:41:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 29 days, 07:30:39 toward level 92.
[09/02/21 20:45:13] Pontuzz, Mag, AssDisaster, and Dumbfoundde4d have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/21 22:38:28] Thor, DoctorRaptorMD and TheSilentLink [2312/3340] have team battled AssDisaster, Nabru and ricin [1063/2715] at [321,412] and won! 2 days, 15:58:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/21 23:18:36] Astrid, Nabru and RichardG867 [2708/2855] have team battled Thor, AssDisaster and TheSilentLink [823/3223] at [82,204] and won! 1 day, 14:50:53 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/21 03:03:42] AssDisaster [240/942] has challenged Balthazar [487/1295] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:26:22 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/03/21 03:42:11] n0suchth1ng, AB49K and AssDisaster [1858/2101] have team battled TheSilentLink, webvictim and |_ocke [1625/3076] at [33,755] and won! 0 days, 20:23:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/21 17:57:28] SelfishShellfish, sslbits and DoctorRaptorMD [614/3268] have team battled AssDisaster, n0suchth1ng and RichardG867 [2124/2782] at [384,100] and lost! 13 days, 22:47:21 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/21 20:51:21] AssDisaster ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:33:43 from level 92.
[09/04/21 00:03:43] AssDisaster [566/942] has challenged Dumbfoundde4d [548/1101] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:14:05 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/04/21 13:03:41] AssDisaster [349/942] has challenged Dumbfoundde4d [185/1101] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:18:54 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/04/21 23:38:41] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:45:44 towards level 92.
[09/05/21 00:56:51] |_ocke, webvictim and Lothar [1085/2722] have team battled AssDisaster, Nabru and Astrid [1566/2725] at [64,143] and lost! 0 days, 08:37:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/21 03:18:06] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:15:59 towards level 92.
[09/05/21 04:41:26] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:56 towards level 92.
[09/05/21 08:03:41] JoeK [678/709] has challenged AssDisaster [580/942] in combat and won! 99 days, 11:29:22 is removed from JoeK's clock.
[09/05/21 10:22:25] Tjololo, |_ocke and Balthazar [2619/3244] have team battled Thor, Astrid and AssDisaster [821/2845] at [84,143] and won! 0 days, 08:56:43 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/21 19:03:41] AssDisaster [7/942] has challenged Jones [255/454] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:50:07 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/06/21 07:48:00] n0suchth1ng, JoeK and Pontuzz [2335/2765] have team battled AssDisaster, RichardG867 and AB49K [337/2357] at [993,186] and won! 0 days, 00:03:15 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/21 12:21:08] Balthazar, DoctorRaptorMD and Mag [666/3261] have team battled Astrid, Tjololo and AssDisaster [1528/2896] at [434,223] and lost! 0 days, 23:47:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/21 00:06:37] Tjololo, Astrid and AssDisaster [1469/2896] have team battled n0suchth1ng, Jones and Mag [1627/2128] at [273,554] and lost! 0 days, 09:12:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/21 02:36:09] Tjololo, Astrid, n0suchth1ng, and AssDisaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/07/21 07:27:00] Mag, Tjololo and AssDisaster [2821/2857] have team battled Astrid, n0suchth1ng and DoctorRaptorMD [78/2779] at [254,476] and won! 0 days, 06:56:29 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/21 08:01:07] DoctorRaptorMD, ricin and Astrid [1095/2976] have team battled Tjololo, n0suchth1ng and AssDisaster [2503/2731] at [290,608] and lost! 0 days, 03:17:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/21 09:51:45] AssDisaster, n0suchth1ng and Tjololo [1394/2731] have team battled Nabru, RichardG867 and sslbits [1390/2771] at [529,387] and won! 0 days, 05:04:14 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/21 16:21:42] n0suchth1ng, SelfishShellfish and TheSilentLink [2444/3462] have team battled MPenguin, DoctorRaptorMD and AssDisaster [451/2673] at [341,759] and won! 6 days, 15:47:29 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/21 18:03:41] webvictim [124/825] has challenged AssDisaster [194/942] in combat and lost! 170 days, 02:48:37 is added to webvictim's clock.
[09/07/21 22:03:43] Pontuzz [1047/1282] has challenged AssDisaster [933/942] in combat and won! 69 days, 20:57:52 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[09/08/21 06:08:41] AssDisaster [666/942] has challenged Volkor [528/591] in combat and won! 280 days, 10:09:56 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/08/21 08:18:52] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 117 days, 18:29:46 towards level 93.
[09/08/21 22:03:42] sslbits [487/882] has challenged AssDisaster [657/942] in combat and lost! 16 days, 09:46:32 is added to sslbits's clock.
[09/09/21 01:03:24] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 108 days, 07:02:13 towards level 93.
[09/09/21 09:34:57] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 136 days, 22:50:38 towards level 93.
[09/09/21 10:03:53] MPenguin, Balthazar and Astrid [2046/2910] have team battled AssDisaster, Dumbfoundde4d and TheSilentLink [2299/3360] at [39,693] and lost! 1 day, 21:51:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/21 13:03:42] AssDisaster [816/942] has challenged Lothar [861/963] in combat and lost! 132 days, 22:48:33 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/09/21 18:25:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 682 days, 08:32:11 toward level 93.
[09/10/21 06:19:40] AssDisaster [613/942] has come upon Lothar [29/963] and taken them in combat! 117 days, 03:17:15 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/10/21 14:53:17] n0suchth1ng and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/21 19:57:11] |_ocke, Hitler and tsapien [1804/1989] have team battled MPenguin, Jones and AssDisaster [1168/2064] at [202,795] and won! 0 days, 01:37:14 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/21 00:53:56] MPenguin, tsapien and JoeK [1362/1543] have team battled AssDisaster, |_ocke and Tjololo [755/2913] at [271,987] and won! 0 days, 00:15:32 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/21 07:31:57] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 117 days, 06:30:42 from level 93.
[09/11/21 11:21:11] Lothar, Thor and n0suchth1ng [1733/2705] have team battled SelfishShellfish, Tjololo and AssDisaster [719/3328] at [647,858] and won! 4 days, 09:11:00 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/21 17:52:15] AssDisaster, MPenguin and Lothar [2040/2570] have team battled Volkor, |_ocke and Tjololo [1305/2562] at [321,876] and won! 1 day, 18:58:54 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/21 19:24:15] AssDisaster was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 31 days, 03:53:32 from level 93.
[09/11/21 23:53:24] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 27 days, 12:24:49 towards level 93.
[09/12/21 03:19:20] Lothar, Thor and Dumbfoundde4d [2218/3032] have team battled AssDisaster, n0suchth1ng and Volkor [122/2307] at [218,990] and won! 5 days, 23:53:42 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/21 12:03:33] JoeK, n0suchth1ng and Volkor [478/2079] have team battled sslbits, AssDisaster and Pontuzz [1372/3106] at [60,782] and lost! 1 day, 08:34:38 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/21 12:03:42] Nabru [104/855] has challenged AssDisaster [421/942] in combat and lost! 35 days, 02:16:07 is added to Nabru's clock.
[09/12/21 21:02:34] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 41 days, 18:08:12 towards level 93.
[09/13/21 00:42:01] Jones [263/459] has challenged AssDisaster [114/942] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:16:47 is removed from Jones's clock.
[09/13/21 05:07:02] sslbits and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/21 15:59:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 202 days, 07:47:23 toward level 93.
[09/14/21 16:03:42] AssDisaster [693/942] has challenged Volkor [447/621] in combat and won! 39 days, 13:33:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/14/21 16:03:42] AssDisaster has dealt Volkor a Critical Strike! 2 days, 06:55:57 is added to Volkor's clock.
[09/14/21 19:12:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 22 days, 20:01:37 toward level 93.
[09/15/21 02:36:13] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 22 days, 03:11:49 towards level 93.
[09/15/21 03:13:48] JoeK, Astrid and LoSKi [534/2234] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, AssDisaster and Nabru [662/3113] at [448,987] and lost! 0 days, 03:17:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/21 07:03:41] AssDisaster [129/942] has challenged n0suchth1ng [287/744] in combat and lost! 17 days, 20:00:31 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/15/21 12:37:53] Balthazar, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [1217/3114] have team battled Volkor, |_ocke and Lothar [1190/2540] at [711,157] and won! 0 days, 08:44:54 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/21 17:12:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 81 days, 13:30:16 from level 93.
[09/15/21 19:03:42] Astrid [537/930] has challenged AssDisaster [243/942] in combat and won! 107 days, 10:28:51 is removed from Astrid's clock.
[09/15/21 20:45:54] |_ocke, sslbits and SelfishShellfish [2197/3209] have team battled AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and Astrid [358/3186] at [789,902] and won! 1 day, 02:00:44 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/21 22:00:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 141 days, 19:28:02 toward level 93.
[09/16/21 06:54:39] AssDisaster fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 03:00:53 from level 93.
[09/16/21 08:25:13] AssDisaster, sslbits and Astrid [1861/2754] have team battled n0suchth1ng, Lothar and Mag [399/2607] at [896,551] and won! 0 days, 19:05:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/21 09:03:43] AssDisaster [179/942] has challenged sslbits [637/882] in combat and lost! 8 days, 22:37:27 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/16/21 17:48:38] AssDisaster [476/942] has come upon SelfishShellfish [898/1371] and been defeated in combat! 17 days, 17:21:06 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/16/21 19:03:41] MPenguin [559/679] has challenged AssDisaster [911/942] in combat and lost! 207 days, 21:21:53 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[09/16/21 19:20:04] Lothar, webvictim and Mag [774/2680] have team battled AssDisaster, Pontuzz and SelfishShellfish [2209/3595] at [870,514] and lost! 7 days, 02:36:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/21 20:03:42] Tjololo [1038/1261] has challenged AssDisaster [732/942] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:08:03 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[09/16/21 20:37:31] Pontuzz, Jones and Lothar [655/2704] have team battled webvictim, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [1251/3130] at [907,639] and lost! 1 day, 23:00:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/21 23:03:41] AssDisaster [397/942] has challenged LoSKi [234/406] in combat and won! 13 days, 20:17:00 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/16/21 23:19:40] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 23:56:55 towards level 93.
[09/17/21 13:03:42] AssDisaster [464/942] has challenged Pontuzz [142/1282] in combat and won! 20 days, 09:33:16 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/17/21 15:30:13] MPenguin, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [1376/2928] have team battled Nabru, sslbits and ricin [2623/2737] at [249,444] and lost! 21 days, 09:32:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/21 08:03:43] Balthazar [839/1111] has challenged AssDisaster [99/942] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:25:35 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[09/18/21 11:39:42] Balthazar, PlasmaStar and ricin [1468/2893] have team battled AssDisaster, sslbits and Lothar [1820/2787] at [913,999] and lost! 0 days, 03:35:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/21 18:27:57] TheSilentLink, Nabru and Doctor_Colossus [3150/3527] have team battled AssDisaster, n0suchth1ng and Pontuzz [1198/2968] at [946,591] and won! 22 days, 06:25:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/21 00:03:43] MPenguin [661/687] has challenged AssDisaster [474/942] in combat and won! 499 days, 18:37:11 is removed from MPenguin's clock.
[09/19/21 00:15:15] PlasmaStar, |_ocke and AssDisaster [1564/2682] have team battled Pontuzz, Jones and MPenguin [1903/2428] at [480,157] and lost! 1 day, 00:08:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/21 00:59:26] MPenguin, |_ocke and Mag [380/2543] have team battled Jones, Pontuzz and AssDisaster [2104/2683] at [743,38] and lost! 1 day, 15:20:43 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/21 05:58:51] Balthazar [870/1111] has challenged AssDisaster [818/942] in combat and won! 397 days, 19:39:11 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[09/19/21 05:58:51] Balthazar has dealt AssDisaster a Critical Strike! 27 days, 06:32:07 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/19/21 16:39:30] webvictim, JoeK and Volkor [943/2327] have team battled |_ocke, MPenguin and AssDisaster [1773/2585] at [390,65] and lost! 2 days, 12:04:46 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/21 17:03:42] AssDisaster [509/942] has challenged sslbits [856/882] in combat and lost! 10 days, 23:13:13 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/19/21 18:02:49] Lothar and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/21 23:03:43] AssDisaster [811/942] has challenged Balthazar [88/1111] in combat and won! 25 days, 21:25:55 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/19/21 23:15:27] RichardG867, |_ocke and JoeK [846/2704] have team battled Volkor, MPenguin and AssDisaster [1567/2250] at [622,305] and lost! 0 days, 20:14:22 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/21 02:53:13] |_ocke, Volkor and JoeK [2165/2466] have team battled webvictim, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [1857/2618] at [561,234] and won! 0 days, 23:33:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/21 05:50:51] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 14:43:35 towards level 93.
[09/20/21 06:35:13] AssDisaster walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 08:22:47 from level 93.
[09/20/21 06:45:47] AssDisaster and Timewalker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/21 10:03:41] AssDisaster [315/942] has challenged webvictim [673/817] in combat and lost! 17 days, 04:57:12 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/20/21 13:17:24] Doctor_Colossus, AssDisaster and RichardG867 [1804/3154] have team battled |_ocke, LoSKi and Mag [1558/2262] at [820,133] and won! 3 days, 04:00:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/21 20:03:43] AssDisaster [874/942] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [1332/1353] in combat and lost! 16 days, 16:23:45 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/21/21 01:03:42] AssDisaster [163/942] has challenged Mag [110/900] in combat and won! 37 days, 15:35:42 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/21/21 02:04:50] RichardG867, JoeK and Volkor [1067/2369] have team battled Mag, Jones and AssDisaster [2016/2301] at [667,83] and lost! 0 days, 21:55:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/21 05:53:54] Doctor_Colossus, Volkor and AssDisaster [2234/2916] have team battled Nabru, Lothar and LoSKi [1908/2226] at [446,546] and won! 1 day, 01:32:15 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/21 07:08:43] Jones, Timewalker and TheSilentLink [73/2045] have team battled AssDisaster, sslbits and Doctor_Colossus [2472/3177] at [819,625] and lost! 0 days, 01:14:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/21 11:03:41] AssDisaster [843/942] has challenged |_ocke [272/956] in combat and won! 14 days, 19:04:21 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/21/21 15:10:22] AssDisaster died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 21:14:45 from level 93.
[09/21/21 18:02:05] Pontuzz, AssDisaster and sslbits [468/3106] have team battled ricin, Nabru and webvictim [1707/2695] at [400,812] and lost! 5 days, 09:41:31 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/21 19:08:54] |_ocke, Lothar and LoSKi [1145/2325] have team battled Pontuzz, AssDisaster and ricin [1758/3222] at [438,642] and lost! 0 days, 04:22:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/21 19:34:07] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:48:55 towards level 93.
[09/21/21 20:06:45] AssDisaster, Pontuzz and TheSilentLink [2808/3541] have team battled Jones, sslbits and ricin [1792/2337] at [919,1008] and won! 6 days, 20:04:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/21 00:53:00] AssDisaster ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 04:50:50 from level 93.
[09/22/21 08:03:43] webvictim [361/817] has challenged AssDisaster [303/942] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:27:03 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[09/22/21 11:03:43] AssDisaster [292/942] has challenged Astrid [571/915] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:55:30 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/22/21 12:03:42] Lothar [698/963] has challenged AssDisaster [218/942] in combat and won! 10 days, 22:46:17 is removed from Lothar's clock.
[09/22/21 15:03:41] AssDisaster [821/942] has challenged MPenguin [619/687] in combat and won! 25 days, 19:50:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/22/21 17:03:43] AssDisaster [135/942] has challenged Thor [655/934] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:02:43 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/23/21 01:03:42] Balthazar [215/1104] has challenged AssDisaster [74/942] in combat and won! 20 days, 01:29:45 is removed from Balthazar's clock.
[09/23/21 03:03:43] AssDisaster [84/942] has challenged Balthazar [154/1104] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:12:24 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/23/21 04:50:33] SelfishShellfish, Astrid, AssDisaster, and Nabru have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/23/21 04:50:48] AssDisaster [306/942] has come upon Astrid [107/915] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 16:45:20 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/23/21 06:10:23] ricin, Nabru and SelfishShellfish [2870/3314] have team battled AssDisaster, Astrid and Doctor_Colossus [1932/3210] at [99,188] and won! 4 days, 12:29:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/21 07:24:04] Mag, Astrid and AssDisaster [1767/2764] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Nabru and JoeK [580/3122] at [360,268] and won! 2 days, 23:37:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/21 09:07:40] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:39:13 towards level 93.
[09/23/21 12:01:58] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:16:25 towards level 93.
[09/23/21 15:03:41] Mag [427/907] has challenged AssDisaster [366/942] in combat and won! 66 days, 05:41:39 is removed from Mag's clock.
[09/23/21 15:18:27] Nabru, AssDisaster and Mag [1963/2729] have team battled Pontuzz, Astrid and Doctor_Colossus [2279/3542] at [268,447] and lost! 3 days, 12:57:44 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/21 17:46:08] Astrid, SelfishShellfish and Nabru [915/3223] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, AssDisaster and |_ocke [1586/3251] at [106,188] and lost! 0 days, 22:24:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/21 00:03:42] AssDisaster [596/942] has challenged Pontuzz [114/1282] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:11:04 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/24/21 05:03:42] AssDisaster [808/942] has challenged Astrid [785/907] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:29:43 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/24/21 06:27:48] Balthazar, sslbits and LoSKi [98/2442] have team battled Nabru, AssDisaster and PlasmaStar [1230/2640] at [196,974] and lost! 3 days, 00:24:21 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/21 07:03:42] AssDisaster [347/942] has challenged n0suchth1ng [64/744] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:41:40 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/24/21 11:03:43] AssDisaster [33/942] has challenged SelfishShellfish [965/1436] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:09:40 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/24/21 11:43:17] sslbits, Doctor_Colossus and Pontuzz [228/3535] have team battled LoSKi, PlasmaStar and AssDisaster [1148/2175] at [273,925] and lost! 0 days, 10:51:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/21 12:35:30] LoSKi, Lothar and Nabru [1508/2258] have team battled TheSilentLink, PlasmaStar and AssDisaster [2873/3077] at [553,695] and lost! 3 days, 13:39:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/21 18:03:43] AssDisaster [151/942] has challenged JoeK [492/889] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:02:36 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/24/21 19:12:19] sslbits, AssDisaster and n0suchth1ng [2186/2596] have team battled Lothar, Nabru and LoSKi [1936/2258] at [164,433] and won! 1 day, 11:27:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/21 00:40:20] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:24:53 towards level 93.
[09/25/21 00:56:44] AssDisaster broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:10:41 from level 93.
[09/25/21 04:35:13] MPenguin, AssDisaster and Mag [991/2536] have team battled Thor, ricin and webvictim [1795/2749] at [904,53] and lost! 7 days, 15:21:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/21 07:08:19] sslbits and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/21 08:37:01] SelfishShellfish, MPenguin and ricin [1326/3121] have team battled AssDisaster, Thor and n0suchth1ng [1911/2630] at [593,214] and lost! 21 days, 08:09:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/21 14:12:24] webvictim, |_ocke and SelfishShellfish [82/3209] have team battled AssDisaster, n0suchth1ng and Jones [1767/2202] at [313,41] and lost! 1 day, 14:03:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/21 09:45:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 18 days, 19:45:45 toward level 93.
[09/26/21 11:11:57] Jones, webvictim, Balthazar, and AssDisaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/26/21 15:52:59] AssDisaster got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:52:03 from level 93.
[09/26/21 18:22:14] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:50:43 towards level 93.
[09/26/21 18:29:58] RichardG867, Balthazar and |_ocke [1838/2922] have team battled AssDisaster, Jones and SelfishShellfish [1482/2884] at [179,237] and won! 2 days, 22:37:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/21 23:05:59] webvictim, Mag and SelfishShellfish [2147/3160] have team battled AssDisaster, MPenguin and n0suchth1ng [1988/2383] at [428,120] and won! 0 days, 17:48:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/21 08:03:41] Astrid [11/894] has challenged AssDisaster [920/942] in combat and lost! 157 days, 20:08:56 is added to Astrid's clock.
[09/27/21 12:47:26] ricin, Astrid and AssDisaster [865/2848] have team battled webvictim, MPenguin and SelfishShellfish [437/2940] at [338,80] and won! 1 day, 18:45:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/21 18:05:50] webvictim [340/817] has challenged AssDisaster [627/942] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:21:31 is added to webvictim's clock.
[09/27/21 22:17:55] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:32:04 towards level 93.
[09/27/21 23:06:19] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:46:09 towards level 93.
[09/27/21 23:06:46] AssDisaster, ricin and JoeK [1215/2843] have team battled Thor, Pontuzz and MPenguin [1660/2908] at [907,45] and lost! 0 days, 06:54:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/21 02:05:50] AssDisaster [1/942] has challenged ricin [925/1012] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:24 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/28/21 04:05:05] AssDisaster, Astrid and sslbits [788/2736] have team battled Thor, MPenguin and JoeK [1050/2510] at [889,689] and lost! 0 days, 16:08:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/21 04:05:50] AssDisaster [210/942] has challenged ricin [802/1012] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:29:36 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/28/21 04:28:11] MPenguin, Timewalker and AssDisaster [750/1904] have team battled TheSilentLink, sslbits and n0suchth1ng [532/2908] at [361,711] and won! 0 days, 13:44:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/21 06:23:25] AssDisaster and Volkor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/21 12:44:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 14:51:16 toward level 93.
[09/28/21 15:51:48] AssDisaster [852/942] has come upon sslbits [330/900] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:13:06 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/28/21 16:43:16] n0suchth1ng, webvictim and Astrid [2020/2465] have team battled sslbits, AssDisaster and TheSilentLink [296/3101] at [206,846] and won! 0 days, 07:38:00 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/21 09:05:48] SelfishShellfish [323/1436] has challenged AssDisaster [279/947] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:18:03 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[09/29/21 11:30:17] JoeK, AssDisaster and Pontuzz [433/3121] have team battled MPenguin, n0suchth1ng and webvictim [1368/2258] at [297,54] and lost! 0 days, 04:50:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/21 12:05:48] AssDisaster [656/947] has challenged ricin [925/1012] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:49:57 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/29/21 21:52:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 2 days, 09:34:17 toward level 93.
[09/30/21 00:05:50] AssDisaster [940/947] has challenged Thor [13/934] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:07:29 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/30/21 01:05:48] JoeK [785/889] has challenged AssDisaster [347/947] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:02:52 is removed from JoeK's clock.
[09/30/21 04:29:23] LoSKi, ricin and sslbits [697/2359] have team battled n0suchth1ng, AssDisaster and Astrid [1164/2595] at [573,846] and lost! 0 days, 00:50:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/21 05:05:49] TheSilentLink [877/1294] has challenged AssDisaster [585/947] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:03:12 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[09/30/21 07:05:48] AssDisaster [380/947] has challenged LoSKi [230/428] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:10:29 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/30/21 08:05:48] Balthazar [61/1127] has challenged AssDisaster [694/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:25:31 is added to Balthazar's clock.
[09/30/21 16:05:50] AssDisaster [474/947] has challenged JoeK [129/889] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:39:53 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/30/21 17:24:28] Pontuzz, MPenguin and n0suchth1ng [213/2726] have team battled JoeK, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [279/3279] at [247,556] and lost! 1 day, 19:10:55 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/21 21:05:48] AssDisaster [661/947] has challenged Volkor [6/621] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:02:32 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/30/21 22:02:17] ricin, TheSilentLink, webvictim, and AssDisaster have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/30/21 22:02:32] sslbits, Pontuzz and AssDisaster [865/3149] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, webvictim and Astrid [2899/3064] at [757,2] and lost! 0 days, 03:33:02 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/21 01:48:48] AssDisaster ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:06:14 from level 93.
[10/01/21 02:17:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 03:26:57 toward level 93.
[10/01/21 04:05:48] AssDisaster [666/947] has challenged ricin [40/1020] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:01:55 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/01/21 05:05:48] n0suchth1ng [263/754] has challenged AssDisaster [607/947] in combat and lost! 76 days, 20:05:52 is added to n0suchth1ng's clock.
[10/01/21 07:05:48] n0suchth1ng [32/754] has challenged AssDisaster [809/947] in combat and lost! 86 days, 19:34:14 is added to n0suchth1ng's clock.
[10/01/21 08:05:48] Pontuzz [654/1283] has challenged AssDisaster [289/947] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:12:08 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[10/01/21 13:58:06] AssDisaster [259/947] has challenged |_ocke [653/956] in combat and lost! 140 days, 07:00:10 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/01/21 18:05:48] AssDisaster [614/947] has challenged LoSKi [2/428] in combat and won! 189 days, 09:02:27 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/02/21 04:06:31] AssDisaster burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! AssDisaster's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/02/21 11:05:50] Astrid [401/899] has challenged AssDisaster [559/941] in combat and lost! 11 days, 18:55:09 is added to Astrid's clock.
[10/02/21 13:51:01] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 170 days, 08:33:41 towards level 94.
[10/02/21 18:05:48] AssDisaster [516/941] has challenged JoeK [620/896] in combat and lost! 183 days, 23:08:13 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/02/21 19:05:50] AssDisaster [306/941] has challenged Pontuzz [181/1275] in combat and won! 274 days, 17:06:40 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/02/21 23:05:50] AssDisaster [588/941] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [453/1355] in combat and won! 331 days, 16:15:42 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/03/21 00:05:48] Pontuzz [923/1275] has challenged AssDisaster [340/941] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:08:27 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[10/03/21 03:05:50] AssDisaster [587/941] has challenged SelfishShellfish [926/1436] in combat and lost! 144 days, 07:55:27 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/03/21 03:34:42] AssDisaster got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 100 days, 08:43:16 from level 94.
[10/03/21 09:05:50] AssDisaster [580/941] has challenged MPenguin [446/698] in combat and won! 311 days, 13:48:36 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/03/21 11:05:50] AssDisaster [460/941] has challenged JoeK [875/896] in combat and lost! 125 days, 03:53:20 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/03/21 19:05:51] AssDisaster [318/941] has challenged JoeK [95/896] in combat and won! 245 days, 05:56:32 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/03/21 19:05:51] AssDisaster has dealt JoeK a Critical Strike! 45 days, 03:43:59 is added to JoeK's clock.
[10/03/21 23:57:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 516 days, 13:00:00 from level 94.
[10/04/21 05:53:16] Pontuzz, LoSKi and Doctor_Colossus [1543/3064] have team battled AssDisaster, Timewalker and Balthazar [1440/2338] at [974,79] and won! 0 days, 01:32:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/21 08:53:24] TheSilentLink, Timewalker and Thor [1099/2486] have team battled AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and LoSKi [584/2724] at [756,447] and won! 0 days, 02:02:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/21 10:11:51] TheSilentLink, Thor and AssDisaster [2607/3152] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, LoSKi and Timewalker [1409/2058] at [964,307] and won! 91 days, 14:16:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/21 11:27:54] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 94 days, 06:43:47 towards level 94.
[10/04/21 15:14:25] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 150 days, 06:59:05 towards level 94.
[10/04/21 15:39:44] AssDisaster and Volkor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/21 17:29:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 724 days, 00:50:26 toward level 94.
[10/04/21 23:30:16] Volkor, Doctor_Colossus and n0suchth1ng [2659/2728] have team battled TheSilentLink, Thor and AssDisaster [2581/3152] at [667,258] and won! 1 day, 02:10:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/21 00:09:06] Volkor, Doctor_Colossus and Thor [1639/2890] have team battled AssDisaster, JoeK and Astrid [1679/2743] at [457,263] and lost! 0 days, 20:48:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/21 00:11:33] Volkor, TheSilentLink and n0suchth1ng [254/2668] have team battled Thor, JoeK and AssDisaster [1016/2760] at [449,400] and lost! 1 day, 00:58:01 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/21 01:18:23] Volkor, LoSKi and TheSilentLink [602/2355] have team battled Thor, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [332/3212] at [956,50] and won! 1 day, 03:03:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/21 02:31:41] LoSKi, TheSilentLink and Thor [85/2652] have team battled AssDisaster, Volkor and Doctor_Colossus [1775/2915] at [744,325] and lost! 4 days, 20:54:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/21 05:45:49] ricin, n0suchth1ng and TheSilentLink [2965/3069] have team battled AssDisaster, LoSKi and Balthazar [1658/2504] at [759,695] and won! 11 days, 08:24:05 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/21 08:05:50] AssDisaster [215/941] has challenged Timewalker [83/275] in combat and won! 18 days, 16:52:16 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/05/21 10:58:09] AssDisaster, Astrid and MPenguin [263/2553] have team battled Nabru, n0suchth1ng and TheSilentLink [1417/2929] at [1005,463] and lost! 12 days, 08:23:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/21 11:05:49] AssDisaster [577/941] has challenged sslbits [664/919] in combat and lost! 20 days, 20:33:25 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/05/21 12:01:32] JoeK, SelfishShellfish and sslbits [936/3258] have team battled AssDisaster, Volkor and Thor [660/2476] at [344,73] and won! 1 day, 04:49:02 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/21 14:05:49] webvictim [476/843] has challenged AssDisaster [239/941] in combat and won! 492 days, 13:15:12 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[10/05/21 17:11:22] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 25 days, 07:37:42 from level 94.
[10/05/21 17:49:36] TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and Volkor [520/2855] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, LoSKi and webvictim [2417/2639] at [823,154] and lost! 0 days, 16:19:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/21 04:05:50] AssDisaster [698/941] has challenged Pontuzz [711/1281] in combat and lost! 27 days, 14:48:07 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/06/21 07:05:50] AssDisaster [419/941] has challenged JoeK [341/903] in combat and won! 70 days, 05:05:46 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/06/21 10:29:24] AssDisaster was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 04:47:20 from level 94.
[10/06/21 13:05:49] AssDisaster [571/941] has challenged Astrid [464/899] in combat and won! 41 days, 13:29:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/06/21 14:05:48] AssDisaster [810/941] has challenged idlerpg [916/1653] in combat and lost! 23 days, 13:08:48 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/06/21 15:43:28] SelfishShellfish, webvictim, n0suchth1ng, and AssDisaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/06/21 15:57:44] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 12:52:48 towards level 94.
[10/06/21 20:47:00] MPenguin, AssDisaster and Thor [699/2570] have team battled TheSilentLink, Balthazar and JoeK [241/3320] at [437,920] and won! 8 days, 10:55:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/21 22:05:49] AssDisaster [87/941] has challenged ricin [826/1022] in combat and lost! 27 days, 04:38:56 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/07/21 01:05:50] AssDisaster [203/941] has challenged Pontuzz [1222/1281] in combat and lost! 17 days, 17:35:00 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/07/21 05:35:38] MPenguin, Astrid and |_ocke [1228/2568] have team battled Nabru, Thor and AssDisaster [1371/2737] at [427,467] and lost! 5 days, 16:19:01 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/21 06:57:12] LoSKi, Astrid and AssDisaster [608/2285] have team battled MPenguin, Balthazar and SelfishShellfish [3013/3271] at [163,608] and lost! 5 days, 14:01:15 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/21 12:20:04] Balthazar, Doctor_Colossus and Thor [2839/3393] have team battled SelfishShellfish, Pontuzz and AssDisaster [711/3675] at [57,1005] and won! 6 days, 15:14:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/21 17:41:10] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 04:18:11 towards level 94.
[10/07/21 18:38:53] AB49K, AssDisaster and Balthazar [313/2437] have team battled TheSilentLink, Thor and Doctor_Colossus [1001/3566] at [350,661] and lost! 0 days, 05:14:25 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/21 20:05:50] AssDisaster [893/941] has challenged Thor [576/916] in combat and won! 41 days, 07:38:57 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/07/21 23:05:50] AssDisaster [600/941] has challenged ricin [954/1022] in combat and lost! 26 days, 10:10:31 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/08/21 04:06:06] Balthazar, AssDisaster and sslbits [1106/2982] have team battled TheSilentLink, Doctor_Colossus and Thor [1499/3566] at [282,733] and lost! 38 days, 06:33:12 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/21 06:49:14] n0suchth1ng, AssDisaster and sslbits [359/2614] have team battled Balthazar, LoSKi and SelfishShellfish [2220/3020] at [305,422] and lost! 7 days, 08:46:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/21 10:39:23] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 20:04:36 towards level 94.
[10/08/21 11:54:31] MPenguin, sslbits and AssDisaster [1099/2573] have team battled Volkor, |_ocke and LoSKi [1662/2020] at [574,149] and lost! 9 days, 13:55:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/21 15:44:20] SelfishShellfish, n0suchth1ng, AssDisaster, and Volkor have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/09/21 02:25:34] Thor, Volkor and Lothar [723/2470] have team battled |_ocke, TheSilentLink and AssDisaster [2897/3195] at [463,12] and lost! 3 days, 19:22:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/21 11:05:48] AssDisaster [776/941] has challenged SelfishShellfish [60/1453] in combat and won! 40 days, 05:23:42 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/10/21 08:02:05] SelfishShellfish, ricin and Pontuzz [3267/3756] have team battled MPenguin, n0suchth1ng and AssDisaster [167/2413] at [735,228] and won! 0 days, 08:32:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/21 13:05:48] AssDisaster [249/941] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [259/1355] in combat and lost! 17 days, 08:46:36 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/10/21 14:28:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 69 days, 09:49:46 toward level 94.
[10/10/21 22:19:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 10 days, 13:11:57 toward level 94.
[10/10/21 22:58:43] Lothar and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/21 03:05:49] AssDisaster [435/941] has challenged TheSilentLink [820/1295] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:20:24 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/11/21 05:36:33] AssDisaster, n0suchth1ng and webvictim [1160/2515] have team battled |_ocke, Nabru and JoeK [1496/2742] at [620,866] and lost! 5 days, 17:08:59 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/21 07:05:50] Astrid [99/899] has challenged AssDisaster [2/941] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:17:20 is removed from Astrid's clock.
[10/11/21 07:05:50] Astrid has dealt AssDisaster a Critical Strike! 8 days, 22:25:36 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/11/21 07:42:37] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:04:13 towards level 94.
[10/11/21 08:07:28] Balthazar, AssDisaster and AB49K [1647/2497] have team battled Nabru, JoeK and Pontuzz [1554/3064] at [809,748] and won! 3 days, 13:13:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/21 09:35:27] AssDisaster lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 20:29:16 from level 94.
[10/11/21 17:05:50] sslbits [907/919] has challenged AssDisaster [662/941] in combat and won! 13 days, 22:12:20 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[10/11/21 18:08:28] Doctor_Colossus, JoeK and AB49K [1463/2672] have team battled Lothar, AssDisaster and Nabru [2014/2780] at [650,958] and lost! 2 days, 18:10:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/21 19:05:48] AssDisaster [588/941] has challenged Astrid [850/899] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:24:02 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/11/21 23:05:49] Pontuzz [582/1281] has challenged AssDisaster [512/941] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:26:20 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[10/11/21 23:20:05] Astrid, AssDisaster and TheSilentLink [2338/3135] have team battled webvictim, LoSKi and Doctor_Colossus [284/2643] at [223,176] and won! 2 days, 03:11:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/21 08:05:49] AssDisaster [357/941] has challenged webvictim [328/843] in combat and won! 22 days, 06:31:20 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/12/21 14:05:48] TheSilentLink [1074/1295] has challenged AssDisaster [148/941] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:33:35 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[10/12/21 18:40:42] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 36 days, 11:06:39 from level 94.
[10/12/21 19:05:48] JoeK [466/927] has challenged AssDisaster [631/941] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:16:52 is added to JoeK's clock.
[10/15/21 14:05:49] AssDisaster [537/941] has challenged JoeK [440/927] in combat and won! 20 days, 18:43:12 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/15/21 15:05:13] AssDisaster got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:45:26 from level 94.
[10/15/21 16:05:48] AssDisaster [819/941] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [605/1355] in combat and won! 19 days, 19:51:00 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/15/21 18:05:50] AssDisaster [694/941] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [281/1355] in combat and won! 15 days, 05:56:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/15/21 19:02:32] Astrid, AssDisaster and JoeK [2475/2767] have team battled |_ocke, SelfishShellfish and MPenguin [607/3057] at [576,948] and won! 0 days, 16:22:07 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/21 21:37:59] sslbits, AB49K and Astrid [1528/2214] have team battled MPenguin, AssDisaster and webvictim [63/2448] at [934,528] and won! 0 days, 07:16:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/21 22:21:26] Astrid, AssDisaster and JoeK [2246/2767] have team battled Volkor, SelfishShellfish and MPenguin [1940/2731] at [481,933] and won! 0 days, 10:58:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/21 01:09:38] SelfishShellfish, sslbits and MPenguin [2688/3042] have team battled Astrid, TheSilentLink and AssDisaster [2201/3130] at [752,786] and won! 2 days, 02:36:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/21 08:05:48] AssDisaster [219/941] has challenged ricin [525/1022] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:24:13 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/16/21 21:49:55] SelfishShellfish, JoeK and AssDisaster [2210/3321] have team battled Nabru, Volkor and Lothar [619/2469] at [354,749] and won! 0 days, 21:19:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/21 08:05:50] AssDisaster [408/941] has challenged idlerpg [174/1653] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:34:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/17/21 08:13:15] Nabru, ricin and webvictim [2685/2751] have team battled SelfishShellfish, sslbits and AssDisaster [2656/3309] at [545,775] and won! 4 days, 13:43:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/21 11:05:36] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:57:50 towards level 94.
[10/17/21 11:05:48] TheSilentLink [655/1290] has challenged AssDisaster [385/941] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:45:03 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[10/17/21 11:23:11] TheSilentLink, Thor and ricin [2773/3212] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Nabru and AssDisaster [1291/3178] at [215,696] and won! 1 day, 01:13:07 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/21 18:07:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 2 days, 11:57:26 toward level 94.
[10/17/21 19:05:50] AssDisaster [483/941] has challenged JoeK [342/927] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:03:16 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/17/21 20:56:47] JoeK, AssDisaster and Lothar [407/2837] have team battled AB49K, webvictim and n0suchth1ng [209/1986] at [890,16] and won! 0 days, 02:10:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/21 05:05:50] AssDisaster [631/946] has challenged JoeK [72/927] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:07:02 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/18/21 11:19:02] AB49K, JoeK and ricin [2164/2374] have team battled AssDisaster, Timewalker and |_ocke [1415/2171] at [949,535] and won! 7 days, 08:22:30 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/21 16:25:49] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:52:50 towards level 94.
[10/19/21 03:05:51] SelfishShellfish [160/1440] has challenged AssDisaster [13/946] in combat and won! 52 days, 09:05:17 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[10/19/21 03:45:46] SelfishShellfish, JoeK and ricin [3120/3400] have team battled Nabru, AssDisaster and Astrid [2121/2727] at [986,584] and won! 35 days, 01:34:10 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/21 04:35:13] webvictim, Volkor and AssDisaster [783/2407] have team battled Timewalker, ricin and Nabru [533/2182] at [910,78] and won! 0 days, 11:09:36 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/21 05:05:50] AssDisaster [760/946] has challenged Thor [157/900] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:23:40 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/19/21 07:26:29] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:09:42 towards level 94.
[10/19/21 14:05:48] AssDisaster [197/946] has challenged TheSilentLink [654/1290] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:38:30 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/19/21 17:05:49] ricin [1013/1022] has challenged AssDisaster [428/946] in combat and won! 44 days, 14:22:50 is removed from ricin's clock.
[10/19/21 18:05:50] AssDisaster [926/946] has challenged MPenguin [21/664] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:18:48 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/19/21 21:19:52] SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and Astrid [2495/3285] have team battled Lothar, n0suchth1ng and Doctor_Colossus [1567/3259] at [247,1019] and won! 2 days, 14:30:08 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/21 01:54:33] JoeK, ricin and AssDisaster [896/2906] have team battled Astrid, |_ocke and SelfishShellfish [2248/3294] at [522,783] and lost! 2 days, 01:05:10 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/21 02:37:33] Thor, ricin and JoeK [83/2860] have team battled AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and sslbits [69/3311] at [932,492] and won! 32 days, 13:54:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/21 09:05:49] AssDisaster [308/946] has challenged Astrid [218/899] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:05:57 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/20/21 12:45:52] AssDisaster got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:27:42 from level 94.
[10/20/21 14:41:20] AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and Nabru [2432/3114] have team battled JoeK, Mag and Lothar [2657/2814] at [496,1006] and lost! 2 days, 05:01:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/21 20:05:48] Doctor_Colossus [908/1548] has challenged AssDisaster [483/946] in combat and won! 494 days, 08:16:41 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[10/21/21 03:00:03] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:24:23 towards level 94.
[10/21/21 21:45:46] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:35:41 towards level 94.
[10/21/21 22:05:49] AssDisaster [51/946] has challenged ricin [423/999] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:28:25 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/22/21 00:43:35] webvictim and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/21 00:49:18] AssDisaster bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:03:41 from level 94.
[10/22/21 11:05:50] n0suchth1ng [411/731] has challenged AssDisaster [571/946] in combat and lost! 123 days, 15:01:43 is added to n0suchth1ng's clock.
[10/22/21 18:01:40] JoeK, Volkor and |_ocke [1094/2507] have team battled SelfishShellfish, webvictim and AssDisaster [2738/3233] at [70,443] and lost! 51 days, 03:57:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/21 02:11:09] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:37:26 towards level 94.
[10/23/21 14:32:00] MPenguin, Doctor_Colossus and n0suchth1ng [1989/2943] have team battled SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and Volkor [390/3000] at [316,665] and won! 82 days, 00:10:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/21 16:29:06] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:03:32 towards level 94.
[10/24/21 01:43:30] MPenguin, Volkor and AssDisaster [159/2232] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Lothar and n0suchth1ng [2853/3182] at [523,646] and lost! 1 day, 14:42:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/21 02:33:43] MPenguin, AB49K and Volkor [662/1686] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, AssDisaster and n0suchth1ng [1574/3167] at [482,572] and lost! 12 days, 05:13:48 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/21 03:14:15] HellSpawn, Lothar and AssDisaster [1821/2258] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Nabru and Mag [1824/3267] at [984,595] and lost! 1 day, 22:09:23 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/21 04:09:41] Nabru, TheSilentLink and Mag [1354/3079] have team battled Lothar, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [1685/3405] at [994,140] and lost! 7 days, 19:01:59 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/21 06:39:07] n0suchth1ng, ricin and Doctor_Colossus [744/3212] have team battled Lothar, AssDisaster and HellSpawn [1124/2258] at [957,752] and lost! 10 days, 01:40:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/21 07:08:07] Lothar, HellSpawn and n0suchth1ng [376/2035] have team battled ricin, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [2651/3435] at [749,847] and lost! 2 days, 07:02:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/21 11:52:23] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:46:52 towards level 94.
[10/25/21 08:10:53] AssDisaster, ricin and HellSpawn [522/2288] have team battled Volkor, MPenguin and Lothar [1941/2247] at [706,571] and lost! 2 days, 07:56:40 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/21 09:05:48] AssDisaster [318/954] has challenged Volkor [380/614] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:07:39 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/25/21 10:05:48] AssDisaster [455/954] has challenged JoeK [324/938] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:24:52 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/25/21 14:05:50] AssDisaster [64/954] has challenged |_ocke [952/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:40:37 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/25/21 15:54:10] ricin, MPenguin and linuxdaemon [765/2196] have team battled Mag, Lothar and AssDisaster [2359/2830] at [780,412] and lost! 5 days, 09:45:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/21 19:26:59] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:03:18 towards level 94.
[10/26/21 00:39:54] linuxdaemon, ricin and AB49K [1145/1934] have team battled AssDisaster, JoeK and HellSpawn [2189/2227] at [900,575] and lost! 7 days, 06:11:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/21 07:05:50] |_ocke [7/955] has challenged AssDisaster [568/954] in combat and lost! 29 days, 22:22:03 is added to |_ocke's clock.
[10/26/21 09:17:07] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:49:13 towards level 94.
[10/26/21 23:47:27] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:44:50 towards level 94.
[10/27/21 00:13:19] Lothar, AssDisaster and sslbits [587/2852] have team battled Pontuzz, SelfishShellfish and n0suchth1ng [280/3450] at [314,358] and won! 2 days, 03:58:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/21 02:51:50] AssDisaster saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:22:10 from level 94.
[10/27/21 06:05:49] AssDisaster [912/954] has challenged Thor [114/904] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:17:00 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/27/21 06:05:49] In the fierce battle, Thor dropped his level 55 shield! AssDisaster picks it up, tossing his old level 41 shield to Thor.
[10/27/21 09:05:48] sslbits [352/929] has challenged AssDisaster [389/970] in combat and lost! 15 days, 01:19:30 is added to sslbits's clock.
[10/27/21 18:46:05] n0suchth1ng, Lothar and HellSpawn [1631/2035] have team battled AssDisaster, Volkor and linuxdaemon [2086/2117] at [499,331] and lost! 1 day, 12:40:27 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/21 19:05:49] AssDisaster [548/970] has challenged Thor [66/890] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:01:36 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/27/21 20:08:51] |_ocke, AssDisaster and Mag [1082/2841] have team battled Pontuzz, Doctor_Colossus and ricin [975/3744] at [215,605] and won! 1 day, 01:24:40 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/21 22:39:33] Volkor, AssDisaster and Thor [2212/2474] have team battled MPenguin, Nabru and linuxdaemon [1400/2075] at [174,219] and won! 0 days, 19:49:36 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/21 06:10:10] webvictim, SelfishShellfish and linuxdaemon [1146/2820] have team battled AssDisaster, Nabru and n0suchth1ng [1497/2579] at [369,112] and lost! 1 day, 14:31:35 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/21 06:38:25] AssDisaster was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:33:58 from level 94.
[10/28/21 11:41:36] Volkor, |_ocke and Nabru [94/2467] have team battled AssDisaster, ricin and Thor [972/2795] at [151,269] and lost! 6 days, 22:29:01 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/21 20:05:48] |_ocke [607/975] has challenged AssDisaster [680/970] in combat and lost! 44 days, 17:21:12 is added to |_ocke's clock.
[10/28/21 23:05:49] Doctor_Colossus [671/1466] has challenged AssDisaster [47/970] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:51:40 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[10/29/21 20:36:40] AssDisaster was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:44:34 from level 94.
[10/29/21 21:27:54] Lothar, |_ocke and AB49K [1277/2346] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, MPenguin and AssDisaster [2381/3100] at [64,316] and lost! 5 days, 20:54:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/21 22:05:49] AssDisaster [929/970] has challenged Volkor [566/614] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:05:48 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/30/21 00:12:40] Lothar, AB49K, |_ocke, and AssDisaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/30/21 02:05:48] JoeK [110/927] has challenged AssDisaster [627/970] in combat and lost! 24 days, 03:13:18 is added to JoeK's clock.
[10/30/21 02:10:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1 day, 16:59:07 toward level 94.
[10/30/21 04:20:01] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:29 towards level 94.
[10/30/21 04:57:05] AssDisaster was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:31:13 from level 94.
[10/30/21 06:06:53] AssDisaster, JoeK and Volkor [323/2511] have team battled HellSpawn, |_ocke and Lothar [524/2279] at [694,298] and lost! 0 days, 01:57:10 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/21 07:17:02] JoeK, linuxdaemon and HellSpawn [1370/1795] have team battled Volkor, AssDisaster and n0suchth1ng [1657/2315] at [895,273] and lost! 0 days, 03:14:51 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/21 09:48:58] n0suchth1ng and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/21 10:05:48] AssDisaster [745/970] has challenged webvictim [806/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:50 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/30/21 18:08:30] TheSilentLink and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/21 18:14:28] AssDisaster [595/970] has challenged webvictim [527/847] in combat and won! 473 days, 18:06:52 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/30/21 18:25:11] sslbits, webvictim and Mag [2535/2683] have team battled MPenguin, AssDisaster and TheSilentLink [1932/2933] at [1002,775] and won! 4 days, 14:49:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/21 20:15:43] Lothar, Nabru and webvictim [1393/2701] have team battled TheSilentLink, sslbits and AssDisaster [1243/3198] at [363,747] and won! 3 days, 18:44:18 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/21 07:14:58] AssDisaster was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 128 days, 00:50:28 from level 95.
[10/31/21 08:55:28] sslbits, AssDisaster and n0suchth1ng [2565/2650] have team battled AB49K, Thor and ricin [885/2232] at [246,915] and won! 2 days, 23:39:16 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/21 14:05:21] TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and Mag [1135/3176] have team battled n0suchth1ng, sslbits and |_ocke [2017/2655] at [794,912] and lost! 1 day, 02:58:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/21 20:53:09] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 168 days, 17:09:11 towards level 95.
[11/01/21 00:48:57] AssDisaster and Volkor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/21 05:05:49] AssDisaster [599/970] has challenged TheSilentLink [190/1299] in combat and won! 209 days, 06:45:13 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/01/21 05:05:49] In the fierce battle, TheSilentLink dropped his level 58 ring! AssDisaster picks it up, tossing his old level 27 ring to TheSilentLink.
[11/01/21 07:05:49] MPenguin [642/664] has challenged AssDisaster [148/1004] in combat and won! 20 days, 20:31:40 is removed from MPenguin's clock.
[11/01/21 08:05:50] AssDisaster [692/1004] has challenged Nabru [858/887] in combat and lost! 76 days, 06:16:28 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/01/21 11:05:48] AssDisaster [495/1004] has challenged MPenguin [572/664] in combat and lost! 133 days, 19:44:31 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/02/21 00:03:42] |_ocke, Tjololo and n0suchth1ng [2811/2967] have team battled Volkor, AB49K and AssDisaster [1147/2020] at [803,550] and won! 0 days, 19:16:47 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/21 03:56:17] Hitler, Tjololo and Lothar [1513/3099] have team battled AssDisaster, Thor and |_ocke [1540/2887] at [601,544] and lost! 0 days, 10:24:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/21 04:05:48] AssDisaster [607/1004] has challenged Hitler [778/869] in combat and lost! 174 days, 16:44:02 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/02/21 05:05:49] AssDisaster [722/1004] has challenged n0suchth1ng [178/731] in combat and won! 267 days, 20:39:31 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/02/21 08:19:14] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 64 days, 06:41:04 towards level 95.
[11/02/21 13:05:49] AssDisaster [249/1004] has challenged HellSpawn [167/335] in combat and won! 100 days, 21:30:21 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/02/21 15:14:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 526 days, 15:00:47 toward level 95.
[11/02/21 16:05:48] AssDisaster [162/1004] has challenged Volkor [253/614] in combat and lost! 34 days, 07:38:19 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/02/21 20:51:58] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 45 days, 16:44:42 towards level 95.
[11/03/21 06:05:48] AssDisaster [416/1004] has challenged Hitler [253/869] in combat and won! 99 days, 17:23:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/03/21 09:44:43] Thor [225/908] has come upon AssDisaster [32/1004] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:34:42 is removed from Thor's clock.
[11/03/21 14:03:55] Lothar, |_ocke and Thor [274/2852] have team battled AssDisaster, MPenguin and n0suchth1ng [2155/2402] at [193,445] and lost! 2 days, 07:46:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/21 19:15:13] AssDisaster, |_ocke and Thor [881/2887] have team battled Lothar, Mag and Doctor_Colossus [2074/3352] at [357,696] and lost! 2 days, 11:16:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/21 23:27:47] Thor, AssDisaster and MPenguin [1674/2576] have team battled n0suchth1ng, JoeK and Lothar [1638/2630] at [261,449] and won! 4 days, 23:29:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/21 23:43:58] Thor, Mag and |_ocke [1658/2790] have team battled MPenguin, AssDisaster and n0suchth1ng [204/2402] at [160,777] and won! 1 day, 12:23:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/21 03:05:49] AssDisaster [837/1004] has challenged Lothar [247/969] in combat and won! 56 days, 08:35:35 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/04/21 06:08:20] ricin, Pontuzz and n0suchth1ng [2039/3005] have team battled SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and Volkor [1211/3076] at [322,75] and won! 2 days, 23:45:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/21 13:35:55] Hitler and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/21 17:11:15] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 21:11:30 towards level 95.
[11/05/21 02:48:53] MistahKel [10/23] has challenged AssDisaster [522/1004] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:29 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[11/06/21 01:01:26] Doctor_Colossus, |_ocke and SelfishShellfish [2922/3909] have team battled AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and JoeK [2122/3196] at [414,775] and won! 0 days, 22:32:07 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/21 04:08:18] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 10:29:54 towards level 95.
[11/06/21 08:05:48] AssDisaster [953/1004] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [189/1476] in combat and won! 37 days, 13:43:07 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/06/21 10:10:08] Mag, webvictim and HellSpawn [1976/2093] have team battled AssDisaster, AB49K and MPenguin [715/2084] at [999,876] and won! 0 days, 09:31:57 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/21 15:00:38] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 13:11:18 towards level 95.
[11/06/21 16:28:59] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 10:00:52 towards level 95.
[11/06/21 22:07:58] JoeK, ricin and AssDisaster [2312/2853] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Hitler and linuxdaemon [820/2875] at [241,149] and won! 2 days, 14:34:57 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/21 01:51:30] AssDisaster met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 17:55:30 from level 95.
[11/07/21 11:31:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 22 days, 10:20:07 toward level 95.
[11/07/21 18:05:50] AssDisaster [455/1004] has challenged MistahKel [104/160] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:18:07 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/07/21 18:37:57] Nabru, Volkor and RichardG867 [419/2342] have team battled n0suchth1ng, AssDisaster and Thor [1654/2646] at [666,195] and lost! 1 day, 02:59:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/21 19:05:49] AssDisaster [765/1004] has challenged TheSilentLink [376/1265] in combat and won! 14 days, 01:44:02 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/07/21 20:15:13] Lothar and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/21 22:41:52] |_ocke, Hitler and ricin [105/2780] have team battled Volkor, AssDisaster and Nabru [2136/2507] at [378,270] and lost! 2 days, 03:08:21 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/21 01:51:53] AssDisaster and Volkor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/21 03:55:13] |_ocke, AssDisaster and Nabru [588/2868] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Lothar and RichardG867 [1389/3292] at [670,370] and lost! 2 days, 14:41:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/21 06:05:50] AssDisaster [109/1004] has challenged Volkor [407/614] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:51:13 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/08/21 07:27:45] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:05:25 towards level 95.
[11/08/21 08:39:34] |_ocke, Hitler and SelfishShellfish [486/3328] have team battled linuxdaemon, AssDisaster and MPenguin [289/2212] at [166,79] and won! 1 day, 06:22:40 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/21 10:08:27] Hitler, Timewalker and SelfishShellfish [1416/2631] have team battled Nabru, AssDisaster and linuxdaemon [2288/2423] at [106,127] and lost! 0 days, 15:09:02 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/21 11:06:14] MPenguin, Doctor_Colossus and linuxdaemon [2627/2684] have team battled Nabru, AssDisaster and Lothar [1880/2870] at [651,207] and won! 0 days, 08:05:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/21 16:49:57] linuxdaemon, MistahKel and TheSilentLink [369/1965] have team battled AssDisaster, Nabru and sslbits [922/2845] at [989,762] and lost! 0 days, 01:34:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/21 21:13:56] Mag and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/21 22:05:49] ricin [38/922] has challenged AssDisaster [747/1004] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:22:36 is added to ricin's clock.
[11/08/21 22:44:51] Doctor_Colossus stole AssDisaster's level 229 amulet while they were sleeping! Doctor_Colossus leaves his old level 160 amulet behind, which AssDisaster then takes.
[11/08/21 23:05:48] ricin [680/922] has challenged AssDisaster [755/928] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:04:32 is added to ricin's clock.
[11/09/21 09:27:15] Nabru, SelfishShellfish and MPenguin [446/3037] have team battled AB49K, MistahKel and AssDisaster [1441/1507] at [680,436] and lost! 1 day, 16:24:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/21 14:05:50] AssDisaster [483/928] has challenged Mag [437/907] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:37:26 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/09/21 19:05:50] Mag [725/907] has challenged AssDisaster [333/928] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:20:26 is removed from Mag's clock.
[11/10/21 00:16:19] HellSpawn, AssDisaster and Nabru [1668/2156] have team battled JoeK, RichardG867 and Doctor_Colossus [3133/3305] at [615,452] and lost! 1 day, 14:35:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/21 02:05:50] RichardG867 [297/839] has challenged AssDisaster [420/928] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:56:25 is added to RichardG867's clock.
[11/10/21 10:05:48] Thor [259/908] has challenged AssDisaster [662/928] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:06:55 is added to Thor's clock.
[11/10/21 12:42:24] AssDisaster was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:10:03 from level 95.
[11/10/21 18:48:13] AssDisaster was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:11:14 from level 95.
[11/10/21 19:33:34] Lothar, Doctor_Colossus and Tjololo [3152/3777] have team battled Nabru, AssDisaster and HellSpawn [1796/2156] at [318,763] and won! 1 day, 01:38:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/21 21:13:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 11 days, 15:13:45 toward level 95.
[11/11/21 04:26:49] AssDisaster ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:06:22 from level 95.
[11/11/21 09:30:01] AssDisaster got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:12:41 from level 95.
[11/11/21 15:52:13] AssDisaster, Volkor and MistahKel [1267/1717] have team battled HellSpawn, MPenguin and ricin [1569/1939] at [450,905] and lost! 0 days, 02:52:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/21 16:37:26] Volkor, HellSpawn and AssDisaster [1746/1876] have team battled MistahKel, sslbits and AB49K [782/1533] at [628,745] and won! 0 days, 19:41:26 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/21 18:05:49] Volkor [436/609] has challenged AssDisaster [7/928] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:55:13 is removed from Volkor's clock.
[11/11/21 18:55:32] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:34:01 towards level 95.
[11/11/21 21:05:49] AssDisaster [406/928] has challenged Nabru [548/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:30:25 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/12/21 02:05:50] sslbits [328/952] has challenged AssDisaster [856/928] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:27:41 is added to sslbits's clock.
[11/12/21 10:05:50] AssDisaster [747/928] has challenged RichardG867 [742/821] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:46:09 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/12/21 13:10:14] Thor, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [1779/3306] have team battled Lothar, Nabru and Mag [2257/2773] at [246,871] and lost! 1 day, 17:36:02 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/21 20:50:48] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:11:34 towards level 95.
[11/12/21 22:55:37] AssDisaster, JoeK and Doctor_Colossus [1198/3394] have team battled Thor, |_ocke and webvictim [2510/2730] at [199,261] and lost! 1 day, 16:38:08 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/21 03:45:38] linuxdaemon, AB49K and TheSilentLink [1889/2346] have team battled AssDisaster, MistahKel and HellSpawn [324/1480] at [764,246] and won! 1 day, 04:49:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/21 13:44:56] TheSilentLink, JoeK and AssDisaster [1920/3120] have team battled Pontuzz, Mag and Nabru [3091/3150] at [349,133] and lost! 0 days, 10:16:37 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/21 16:05:50] AssDisaster [236/928] has challenged RichardG867 [210/821] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:28:49 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/13/21 19:59:49] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:50:30 towards level 95.
[11/13/21 22:30:13] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:00:49 towards level 95.
[11/13/21 23:18:46] AssDisaster ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:59:06 from level 95.
[11/14/21 15:26:54] AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and Pontuzz [2232/3552] have team battled Thor, Nabru and JoeK [285/2727] at [113,494] and won! 0 days, 02:12:19 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/21 19:57:10] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:56 towards level 95.
[11/14/21 23:05:50] linuxdaemon [498/680] has challenged AssDisaster [23/933] in combat and won! 47 days, 19:56:38 is removed from linuxdaemon's clock.
[11/15/21 10:05:48] TheSilentLink [590/1265] has challenged AssDisaster [482/933] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:21:05 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[11/15/21 13:18:14] JoeK, AssDisaster and Nabru [1156/2748] have team battled Volkor, sslbits and TheSilentLink [419/2834] at [414,456] and won! 0 days, 18:19:11 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/21 17:05:48] AssDisaster [255/933] has challenged Pontuzz [841/1354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:15:13 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/15/21 18:58:58] AssDisaster was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:41:33 from level 95.
[11/15/21 20:05:48] sslbits [279/960] has challenged AssDisaster [901/933] in combat and lost! 48 days, 11:12:19 is added to sslbits's clock.
[11/16/21 01:05:50] Volkor [101/609] has challenged AssDisaster [871/933] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:41:00 is added to Volkor's clock.
[11/16/21 02:02:06] AssDisaster, Lothar and Tjololo [130/3199] have team battled MPenguin, sslbits and ricin [1381/2560] at [349,902] and lost! 0 days, 14:05:56 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/21 02:05:48] Thor [306/908] has challenged AssDisaster [835/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:34:02 is added to Thor's clock.
[11/16/21 02:43:20] TheSilentLink, ricin and AssDisaster [1148/3120] have team battled Lothar, MistahKel and sslbits [2175/2178] at [523,731] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/21 04:54:12] AssDisaster, Timewalker and Thor [350/2119] have team battled sslbits, ricin and Tjololo [1776/3143] at [445,666] and lost! 0 days, 07:22:44 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/21 08:05:48] webvictim [538/847] has challenged AssDisaster [882/933] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:10:32 is added to webvictim's clock.
[11/16/21 08:56:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 15:32:49 toward level 95.
[11/16/21 09:05:50] AssDisaster [891/933] has challenged |_ocke [839/970] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:35:59 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/16/21 16:51:02] RichardG867, Thor and ricin [2550/2651] have team battled Lothar, AssDisaster and Tjololo [3075/3199] at [326,981] and lost! 0 days, 01:08:23 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/21 02:05:49] AssDisaster [921/933] has challenged idlerpg [372/1711] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:36:48 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/17/21 07:28:44] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:12 towards level 95.
[11/17/21 07:28:47] Mag, JoeK and AssDisaster [2667/2767] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, |_ocke and Volkor [1742/3123] at [557,221] and won! 0 days, 02:35:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/21 11:49:20] RichardG867, Pontuzz and TheSilentLink [1977/3381] have team battled Mag, JoeK and AssDisaster [936/2767] at [277,495] and won! 25 days, 17:18:13 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/21 00:10:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 13:04:36 toward level 95.
[11/18/21 02:45:01] AssDisaster, Mag and Volkor [2072/2454] have team battled Thor, Meistarin and |_ocke [280/2808] at [602,356] and won! 0 days, 08:45:22 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/21 18:19:56] RichardG867, linuxdaemon and SelfishShellfish [89/2980] have team battled Meistarin, MPenguin and AssDisaster [2050/2311] at [519,629] and lost! 0 days, 09:39:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/21 20:11:01] MPenguin, Lothar and sslbits [1363/2643] have team battled Nabru, AssDisaster and Pontuzz [1338/3107] at [109,997] and won! 97 days, 16:58:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/21 01:05:48] Pontuzz [293/1286] has challenged AssDisaster [359/933] in combat and lost! 7 days, 08:20:04 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[11/19/21 02:11:44] Thor, TheSilentLink and sslbits [1539/3363] have team battled AssDisaster, RichardG867 and Nabru [2416/2651] at [61,501] and lost! 51 days, 21:27:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/21 11:42:32] Volkor, SelfishShellfish and TheSilentLink [2698/3349] have team battled AssDisaster, Lothar and Meistarin [504/2638] at [352,339] and won! 0 days, 12:00:21 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/21 13:46:26] AssDisaster [857/947] has challenged Mag [824/907] in combat and won! 474 days, 00:35:40 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/19/21 14:05:50] AssDisaster [509/947] has challenged Thor [240/1138] in combat and won! 269 days, 03:18:35 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/19/21 20:27:42] AssDisaster and MPenguin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/21 05:24:24] linuxdaemon, TheSilentLink and Pontuzz [2157/3231] have team battled Meistarin, sslbits and AssDisaster [2347/2607] at [995,628] and lost! 0 days, 00:50:21 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/21 06:05:50] TheSilentLink [485/1265] has challenged AssDisaster [155/947] in combat and won! 198 days, 05:10:02 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[11/20/21 11:47:20] Tjololo, HellSpawn and Doctor_Colossus [1018/3137] have team battled MistahKel, Lothar and AssDisaster [2045/2192] at [49,254] and lost! 1 day, 17:22:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/21 18:19:54] RichardG867, HellSpawn and Mag [1658/2111] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, AssDisaster and webvictim [1185/3333] at [253,157] and won! 0 days, 14:26:54 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/21 06:15:02] AssDisaster, Mag and TheSilentLink [2058/3138] have team battled webvictim, AB49K and Pontuzz [202/2537] at [496,194] and won! 0 days, 09:07:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/21 13:05:50] AssDisaster [642/947] has challenged sslbits [575/960] in combat and won! 134 days, 15:14:06 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/21/21 17:37:29] ricin, RichardG867 and Pontuzz [1095/3023] have team battled AB49K, AssDisaster and webvictim [774/2198] at [473,545] and won! 5 days, 18:36:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/21 21:55:29] AssDisaster, MPenguin, HellSpawn, and ricin have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/22/21 00:05:48] AssDisaster [27/947] has challenged Nabru [624/888] in combat and lost! 49 days, 14:14:15 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/22/21 09:05:49] Meistarin [539/700] has challenged AssDisaster [660/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:41:34 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[11/22/21 15:05:49] AssDisaster [820/947] has challenged webvictim [321/847] in combat and won! 180 days, 14:21:57 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/22/21 19:20:11] Lothar, Volkor and AssDisaster [1651/2536] have team battled AB49K, SelfishShellfish and MPenguin [1918/2593] at [202,97] and lost! 29 days, 07:45:48 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/21 20:05:48] AssDisaster [308/947] has challenged Tjololo [307/1291] in combat and won! 119 days, 00:02:56 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/23/21 03:05:49] AssDisaster [679/947] has challenged MistahKel [78/273] in combat and won! 31 days, 20:21:52 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/23/21 21:04:23] Lothar, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [1563/3350] have team battled Nabru, Meistarin and MistahKel [990/1870] at [555,87] and won! 0 days, 02:52:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/21 00:05:49] AssDisaster [439/947] has challenged Lothar [725/933] in combat and lost! 43 days, 19:57:31 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/24/21 05:27:25] TheSilentLink, RichardG867 and Doctor_Colossus [2940/3653] have team battled Pontuzz, AssDisaster and ricin [398/3072] at [283,676] and won! 25 days, 13:36:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/21 08:05:49] SelfishShellfish [339/1470] has challenged AssDisaster [474/947] in combat and lost! 166 days, 18:38:18 is added to SelfishShellfish's clock.
[11/24/21 12:05:50] TheSilentLink [805/1265] has challenged AssDisaster [388/947] in combat and won! 29 days, 17:53:25 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[11/24/21 16:42:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 142 days, 22:34:57 toward level 96.
[11/24/21 16:48:54] MistahKel, RichardG867 and SelfishShellfish [1774/2573] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, AssDisaster and ricin [106/3427] at [216,733] and won! 0 days, 21:06:59 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/21 00:56:05] AssDisaster fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 26 days, 12:17:10 from level 96.
[11/25/21 02:38:39] Volkor, Mag and Meistarin [1050/2277] have team battled AssDisaster, Tjololo and Thor [1883/3314] at [232,95] and lost! 145 days, 21:57:06 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/21 04:48:56] Meistarin [552/720] has come upon AssDisaster [189/947] and taken them in combat! 118 days, 03:46:12 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[11/25/21 05:46:07] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 17 days, 11:39:31 towards level 96.
[11/25/21 06:15:44] Doctor_Colossus, ricin and AssDisaster [865/3427] have team battled Tjololo, |_ocke and MistahKel [1434/2538] at [240,711] and lost! 7 days, 08:18:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/21 17:48:54] AssDisaster was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 30 days, 21:16:51 from level 96.
[11/25/21 19:05:49] AssDisaster [40/947] has challenged SelfishShellfish [468/1470] in combat and lost! 40 days, 12:15:33 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/26/21 00:14:50] AssDisaster set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 17 days, 14:18:04 from level 96.
[11/26/21 18:05:51] AssDisaster [62/947] has challenged AB49K [168/406] in combat and lost! 25 days, 19:32:00 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/26/21 19:10:16] AssDisaster, Meistarin, Doctor_Colossus, and Tjololo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/26/21 20:59:55] AssDisaster, linuxdaemon and Tjololo [2013/2918] have team battled MistahKel, Doctor_Colossus and Meistarin [399/2551] at [145,569] and won! 0 days, 23:33:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/21 23:55:18] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 35 days, 08:48:24 towards level 96.
[11/27/21 03:05:50] |_ocke [827/974] has challenged AssDisaster [624/964] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:42:19 is removed from |_ocke's clock.
[11/27/21 05:28:15] AssDisaster and Lothar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/21 06:02:14] AssDisaster, Meistarin and Nabru [2534/2562] have team battled sslbits, webvictim and Pontuzz [2562/3052] at [15,982] and lost! 49 days, 05:30:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/21 13:05:48] Tjololo [997/1291] has challenged AssDisaster [903/964] in combat and won! 139 days, 11:48:51 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[11/27/21 14:05:50] Thor [126/1076] has challenged AssDisaster [498/964] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:59:12 is added to Thor's clock.
[11/27/21 14:15:09] AssDisaster walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 29 days, 12:04:49 from level 96.
[11/27/21 19:39:17] AssDisaster, Nabru and SelfishShellfish [3094/3312] have team battled RichardG867, |_ocke and Volkor [1597/2429] at [191,432] and won! 64 days, 20:41:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/21 22:29:00] TheSilentLink, SelfishShellfish and |_ocke [1955/3718] have team battled AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and Nabru [2058/3400] at [96,227] and lost! 0 days, 02:17:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/21 23:56:44] Tjololo, sslbits and linuxdaemon [1201/2943] have team battled Mag, AssDisaster and Lothar [1063/2832] at [822,386] and won! 0 days, 16:16:19 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/21 02:05:49] AssDisaster [14/964] has challenged TheSilentLink [460/1265] in combat and lost! 25 days, 22:02:03 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/28/21 07:35:22] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 19 days, 22:34:54 towards level 96.
[11/28/21 07:54:06] Volkor, TheSilentLink and Nabru [586/2768] have team battled MistahKel, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [1776/2795] at [78,278] and lost! 1 day, 09:15:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/21 08:05:50] AssDisaster [186/964] has challenged webvictim [690/889] in combat and lost! 42 days, 09:14:50 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/28/21 10:05:50] AssDisaster [555/964] has challenged Thor [924/1076] in combat and lost! 36 days, 20:45:54 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/28/21 12:05:50] sslbits [703/960] has challenged AssDisaster [551/964] in combat and won! 59 days, 11:56:01 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[11/28/21 23:05:48] AssDisaster [66/964] has challenged Tjololo [973/1291] in combat and lost! 44 days, 15:49:30 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/29/21 05:11:21] Volkor, MistahKel and MPenguin [185/1570] have team battled Tjololo, Mag and AssDisaster [2280/3190] at [354,185] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/21 14:38:13] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 38 days, 23:16:48 towards level 96.
[11/29/21 17:05:49] AssDisaster [235/964] has challenged Pontuzz [93/1203] in combat and won! 56 days, 02:24:35 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/29/21 20:05:48] AssDisaster [610/964] has challenged MPenguin [228/730] in combat and won! 70 days, 15:45:23 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/29/21 21:05:49] AssDisaster [411/964] has challenged Lothar [826/933] in combat and lost! 26 days, 20:16:03 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/29/21 22:13:46] sslbits, RichardG867 and Mag [2049/2758] have team battled AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and |_ocke [2786/3417] at [450,72] and lost! 23 days, 20:33:22 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/21 23:05:48] Tjololo [1115/1291] has challenged AssDisaster [403/964] in combat and won! 30 days, 02:20:29 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[11/30/21 11:05:49] SelfishShellfish [791/1470] has challenged AssDisaster [635/964] in combat and won! 143 days, 15:00:02 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[11/30/21 13:05:48] AssDisaster [129/964] has challenged Pontuzz [887/1203] in combat and lost! 22 days, 11:44:41 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[11/30/21 14:52:09] MistahKel, TheSilentLink and Doctor_Colossus [2056/3118] have team battled Pontuzz, MPenguin and AssDisaster [2503/2897] at [482,957] and lost! 0 days, 16:12:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/21 22:05:48] |_ocke [58/983] has challenged AssDisaster [661/964] in combat and lost! 111 days, 08:51:48 is added to |_ocke's clock.
[11/30/21 23:05:50] AssDisaster [366/964] has challenged idlerpg [345/1733] in combat and won! 54 days, 09:22:53 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/01/21 02:05:50] Tjololo [1046/1291] has challenged AssDisaster [760/964] in combat and won! 19 days, 02:20:02 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[12/01/21 09:32:16] RichardG867, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [3247/3385] have team battled SelfishShellfish, AB49K and Thor [2046/2952] at [91,466] and won! 1 day, 13:49:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/21 12:36:01] AssDisaster lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 21 days, 13:01:11 from level 96.
[12/01/21 14:52:24] AssDisaster, Thor and Doctor_Colossus [1414/3598] have team battled |_ocke, AB49K and RichardG867 [2241/2252] at [72,259] and lost! 0 days, 10:52:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/21 16:05:50] RichardG867 [696/863] has challenged AssDisaster [170/964] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:27:52 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[12/01/21 17:05:48] ricin [546/910] has challenged AssDisaster [491/964] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:13:51 is removed from ricin's clock.
[12/01/21 18:54:31] AB49K, Nabru and linuxdaemon [1346/1973] have team battled Thor, AssDisaster and MistahKel [1246/2335] at [7,123] and won! 0 days, 06:59:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/21 23:07:45] Nabru, AssDisaster, Thor, and linuxdaemon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/02/21 05:05:49] AssDisaster [103/964] has challenged linuxdaemon [398/689] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:13:01 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/02/21 06:52:47] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:43:49 towards level 96.
[12/02/21 07:05:49] AssDisaster [275/964] has challenged RichardG867 [515/863] in combat and lost! 10 days, 16:13:26 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/02/21 08:05:50] linuxdaemon [526/689] has challenged AssDisaster [488/964] in combat and won! 35 days, 01:49:22 is removed from linuxdaemon's clock.
[12/02/21 14:20:21] AssDisaster was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 22:06:06 from level 96.
[12/02/21 19:05:50] AssDisaster [889/964] has challenged Lothar [379/933] in combat and won! 24 days, 10:24:56 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/02/21 20:32:45] Pontuzz, Lothar and AssDisaster [2857/3101] have team battled linuxdaemon, SelfishShellfish and Tjololo [1869/3450] at [249,420] and won! 0 days, 07:02:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/21 23:05:50] Tjololo [1268/1291] has challenged AssDisaster [416/964] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:40:25 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[12/03/21 00:05:48] webvictim [770/893] has challenged AssDisaster [276/964] in combat and won! 70 days, 11:19:09 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[12/03/21 00:06:03] SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and MPenguin [2033/3164] have team battled sslbits, RichardG867 and linuxdaemon [470/2522] at [760,976] and won! 17 days, 05:24:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/21 02:44:54] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:03:36 towards level 96.
[12/03/21 03:46:46] Tjololo, MPenguin and AssDisaster [219/2985] have team battled SelfishShellfish, linuxdaemon and |_ocke [720/3142] at [354,352] and lost! 2 days, 20:28:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/21 04:34:13] AssDisaster died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:06:57 from level 96.
[12/03/21 06:05:48] AssDisaster [310/964] has challenged idlerpg [626/1733] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:25:07 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/03/21 10:16:56] AssDisaster and Mag have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/21 11:25:57] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:54:51 towards level 96.
[12/03/21 14:05:50] AssDisaster [59/964] has challenged AB49K [377/426] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:10 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/03/21 17:33:46] AssDisaster and webvictim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/21 19:32:28] AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and MPenguin [2420/3252] have team battled linuxdaemon, Mag and SelfishShellfish [2413/3094] at [413,496] and won! 0 days, 08:38:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/21 20:05:48] AssDisaster [853/964] has challenged MistahKel [180/302] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:17:17 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/03/21 20:05:48] AssDisaster has dealt MistahKel a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:11:57 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[12/03/21 22:00:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 16 days, 11:02:33 toward level 96.
[12/04/21 00:38:39] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:44:16 towards level 96.
[12/04/21 02:56:21] Mag, MPenguin and SelfishShellfish [1277/3135] have team battled AssDisaster, |_ocke and RichardG867 [19/2841] at [531,446] and won! 8 days, 21:42:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/21 04:39:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 24 days, 07:01:48 toward level 96.
[12/04/21 05:05:48] AssDisaster [621/969] has challenged Volkor [449/568] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:21:21 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/04/21 19:17:17] AssDisaster [613/969] has come upon Nabru [604/887] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:24:21 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/04/21 23:00:16] AssDisaster, Nabru and Volkor [2273/2450] have team battled MPenguin, SelfishShellfish and MistahKel [607/2502] at [137,10] and won! 3 days, 03:39:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/21 00:30:09] AssDisaster, Volkor and Doctor_Colossus [2289/3121] have team battled TheSilentLink, SelfishShellfish and MistahKel [1616/3037] at [151,72] and won! 1 day, 15:40:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/21 06:31:17] Timewalker, AssDisaster and MPenguin [574/1996] have team battled SelfishShellfish, MistahKel and Thor [2407/2848] at [67,399] and lost! 0 days, 08:28:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/21 11:05:50] webvictim [885/893] has challenged AssDisaster [278/969] in combat and won! 89 days, 00:59:46 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[12/05/21 12:42:07] Thor, MPenguin and AssDisaster [2110/2775] have team battled TheSilentLink, Mag and MistahKel [1371/2472] at [219,654] and won! 2 days, 03:32:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/21 13:15:42] TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and MPenguin [1848/2964] have team battled linuxdaemon, ricin and Timewalker [1537/1896] at [438,342] and won! 1 day, 17:07:19 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/21 15:05:48] Volkor [583/603] has challenged AssDisaster [809/969] in combat and lost! 19 days, 20:56:03 is added to Volkor's clock.
[12/05/21 17:05:49] AssDisaster [500/969] has challenged Thor [53/1076] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:44:14 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/05/21 17:29:34] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:35:28 towards level 96.
[12/05/21 18:05:50] AssDisaster [10/969] has challenged AB49K [94/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:16:57 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/05/21 21:56:06] MistahKel, Timewalker and AssDisaster [145/1568] have team battled Nabru, sslbits and webvictim [103/2740] at [84,715] and won! 0 days, 05:16:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/21 04:47:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 08:51:06 toward level 96.
[12/06/21 10:05:48] AssDisaster [271/969] has challenged MPenguin [444/730] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:32:36 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/06/21 13:05:50] Tjololo [1091/1291] has challenged AssDisaster [388/969] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:27:03 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[12/06/21 16:05:48] AssDisaster [900/969] has challenged ricin [279/910] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:54:34 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/06/21 16:55:25] |_ocke, Doctor_Colossus and sslbits [2619/3517] have team battled Lothar, Nabru and AssDisaster [664/2789] at [858,913] and won! 0 days, 05:45:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/21 17:11:00] Nabru, Mag and Pontuzz [594/2989] have team battled webvictim, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [1852/2735] at [129,685] and lost! 6 days, 16:10:19 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/21 22:14:24] webvictim, Tjololo and Nabru [2160/3071] have team battled AssDisaster, Volkor and Pontuzz [1635/2776] at [131,663] and won! 0 days, 21:09:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/21 23:16:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1 day, 23:24:21 toward level 96.
[12/07/21 00:19:09] Volkor, Nabru and AssDisaster [1801/2459] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, |_ocke and RichardG867 [1296/3430] at [918,980] and won! 0 days, 03:17:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/21 01:05:49] AssDisaster [198/969] has challenged Pontuzz [575/1204] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:07:03 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/07/21 01:14:50] AssDisaster broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:40:09 from level 96.
[12/07/21 05:35:10] AssDisaster and TheSilentLink have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/21 06:07:23] Pontuzz, sslbits and Volkor [2762/2767] have team battled AssDisaster, |_ocke and RichardG867 [434/2841] at [886,836] and won! 0 days, 10:51:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/21 08:52:02] Nabru, AssDisaster and |_ocke [485/2855] have team battled Pontuzz, MistahKel and RichardG867 [1771/2382] at [921,630] and lost! 0 days, 01:09:02 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/21 10:05:50] AssDisaster [853/969] has challenged TheSilentLink [532/1277] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:01:17 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/07/21 14:44:59] AssDisaster [511/1211] has challenged Pontuzz [957/1204] in combat and lost! 158 days, 02:21:29 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/07/21 15:14:08] |_ocke, RichardG867 and Tjololo [1838/3163] have team battled AB49K, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [1659/3108] at [1004,302] and won! 0 days, 02:18:32 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/21 18:59:50] |_ocke, ricin and AB49K [581/2336] have team battled SelfishShellfish, Pontuzz and AssDisaster [992/3885] at [1020,741] and lost! 2 days, 22:10:49 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/21 20:05:49] sslbits [565/960] has challenged AssDisaster [231/1211] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:45:00 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[12/08/21 04:23:26] |_ocke, MistahKel and Pontuzz [2238/2508] have team battled Volkor, ricin and AssDisaster [1176/2729] at [885,495] and won! 1 day, 13:30:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/21 06:47:56] Pontuzz, |_ocke and AssDisaster [107/3419] have team battled MPenguin, Tjololo and MistahKel [2222/2326] at [832,306] and lost! 7 days, 09:25:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/21 07:05:50] Volkor [222/603] has challenged AssDisaster [832/1216] in combat and lost! 11 days, 16:10:58 is added to Volkor's clock.
[12/08/21 08:00:44] AB49K, ricin and AssDisaster [2467/2553] have team battled Pontuzz, MPenguin and Volkor [1276/2537] at [718,856] and won! 3 days, 09:36:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/21 16:16:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 862 days, 22:52:48 toward level 97.
[12/08/21 17:57:15] MistahKel, AssDisaster and TheSilentLink [2256/2801] have team battled sslbits, Doctor_Colossus and Tjololo [1373/3804] at [684,313] and won! 0 days, 18:31:52 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/21 21:05:48] Lothar [795/933] has challenged AssDisaster [1004/1216] in combat and lost! 132 days, 11:58:03 is added to Lothar's clock.
[12/09/21 02:17:40] Nabru, Timewalker and AssDisaster [1853/2411] have team battled Volkor, RichardG867 and SelfishShellfish [2761/2966] at [517,590] and lost! 0 days, 15:16:56 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/21 05:31:37] Tjololo [1033/1291] has challenged AssDisaster [987/1216] in combat and won! 421 days, 08:31:42 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[12/09/21 06:05:48] RichardG867 [222/893] has challenged AssDisaster [420/1216] in combat and lost! 79 days, 09:47:14 is added to RichardG867's clock.
[12/09/21 07:29:05] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 115 days, 22:25:55 towards level 97.
[12/09/21 10:05:48] |_ocke [791/999] has challenged AssDisaster [1045/1216] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:12:50 is added to |_ocke's clock.
[12/09/21 12:07:24] sslbits, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [123/3632] have team battled TheSilentLink, Pontuzz and Tjololo [3231/3775] at [836,818] and lost! 5 days, 19:50:22 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/21 15:29:00] webvictim, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [3524/3579] have team battled Lothar, ricin and Pontuzz [2205/3047] at [920,325] and won! 6 days, 09:19:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/21 20:52:34] ricin, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [1236/3679] have team battled linuxdaemon, Pontuzz and SelfishShellfish [2137/3363] at [850,230] and lost! 60 days, 01:13:27 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/21 21:57:31] ricin, AssDisaster and linuxdaemon [1776/2815] have team battled Pontuzz, webvictim and SelfishShellfish [2359/3567] at [794,354] and lost! 3 days, 04:50:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/21 01:02:25] Lothar, ricin and AssDisaster [2724/3059] have team battled SelfishShellfish, webvictim and Volkor [2501/2966] at [534,450] and won! 145 days, 16:59:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/21 06:05:49] Mag [597/898] has challenged AssDisaster [820/1216] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:06:23 is added to Mag's clock.
[12/10/21 10:52:56] Timewalker, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [319/3077] have team battled SelfishShellfish, MPenguin and Meistarin [858/2946] at [462,105] and lost! 1 day, 05:08:01 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/21 17:05:50] Meistarin [153/746] has challenged AssDisaster [58/1216] in combat and won! 40 days, 17:56:30 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[12/10/21 19:05:48] AssDisaster [909/1216] has challenged Lothar [339/933] in combat and won! 188 days, 00:58:19 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/11/21 01:05:49] AssDisaster [299/1216] has challenged sslbits [942/946] in combat and lost! 53 days, 07:33:46 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/11/21 11:01:10] AssDisaster and Mag have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/21 16:05:48] ricin [202/910] has challenged AssDisaster [893/1216] in combat and lost! 71 days, 05:54:01 is added to ricin's clock.
[12/11/21 21:11:48] AB49K, webvictim and AssDisaster [561/2536] have team battled Tjololo, Lothar and linuxdaemon [978/2913] at [936,678] and lost! 1 day, 00:45:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/21 02:23:59] AssDisaster was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 51 days, 09:41:00 from level 97.
[12/12/21 05:36:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 409 days, 08:23:32 toward level 97.
[12/12/21 07:01:10] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 17 days, 01:32:34 towards level 97.
[12/12/21 08:05:48] TheSilentLink [546/1293] has challenged AssDisaster [480/1216] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:57:31 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[12/12/21 20:06:08] Thor, linuxdaemon, Nabru, and AssDisaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/12/21 22:30:08] AssDisaster was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 23:59:39 from level 97.
[12/12/21 23:05:49] AssDisaster [930/1216] has challenged |_ocke [699/999] in combat and won! 32 days, 02:17:51 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/13/21 15:31:30] AssDisaster [247/1216] has come upon Volkor [146/591] and taken them in combat! 30 days, 19:15:37 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/13/21 18:06:13] AssDisaster, Thor and MPenguin [2313/3017] have team battled Nabru, ricin and Meistarin [1207/2553] at [40,458] and won! 0 days, 23:59:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/21 03:05:50] AssDisaster [765/1216] has challenged SelfishShellfish [203/1470] in combat and won! 36 days, 06:15:32 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/14/21 08:05:50] MPenguin [506/730] has challenged AssDisaster [500/1216] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:16:24 is removed from MPenguin's clock.
[12/14/21 09:04:43] AssDisaster, linuxdaemon and webvictim [2097/2805] have team battled Nabru, Timewalker and Volkor [714/1802] at [246,328] and won! 1 day, 03:53:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/21 09:05:49] AssDisaster [436/1216] has challenged DoctorRaptorMD [231/1066] in combat and won! 18 days, 03:30:27 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/14/21 11:05:49] ricin [587/910] has challenged AssDisaster [115/1216] in combat and won! 45 days, 17:09:46 is removed from ricin's clock.
[12/14/21 14:59:38] AssDisaster broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 13:14:47 from level 97.
[12/14/21 20:54:29] MPenguin, |_ocke and AssDisaster [1943/2945] have team battled Nabru, Mag and sslbits [501/2755] at [688,70] and won! 0 days, 05:50:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/21 21:13:07] Meistarin, sslbits and Nabru [119/2602] have team battled Mag, MPenguin and AssDisaster [1520/2852] at [889,35] and lost! 12 days, 19:45:19 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/21 23:19:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 44 days, 06:46:47 from level 97.
[12/14/21 23:32:58] Doctor_Colossus, Lothar and AssDisaster [19/3749] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, SelfishShellfish and TheSilentLink [3061/3829] at [279,964] and lost! 3 days, 08:15:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/21 03:05:50] |_ocke [554/999] has challenged AssDisaster [533/1216] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:57:17 is removed from |_ocke's clock.
[12/15/21 09:05:50] SelfishShellfish [731/1470] has challenged AssDisaster [799/1216] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:13:03 is added to SelfishShellfish's clock.
[12/15/21 21:05:48] AssDisaster [202/1216] has challenged Volkor [339/591] in combat and lost! 15 days, 04:30:56 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/16/21 07:02:33] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 19 days, 23:58:02 towards level 97.
[12/16/21 10:08:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 58 days, 14:39:58 toward level 97.
[12/16/21 13:18:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 31 days, 14:27:22 toward level 97.
[12/16/21 16:38:23] Lothar, PlasmaStar and sslbits [1638/2697] have team battled Meistarin, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [831/3569] at [722,925] and won! 54 days, 17:32:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/21 19:24:40] Lothar, MPenguin and AssDisaster [49/2879] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, Volkor and TheSilentLink [526/2956] at [386,472] and lost! 0 days, 07:14:54 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/21 22:15:39] AssDisaster got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:56:19 from level 97.
[12/17/21 04:05:50] AssDisaster [432/1216] has challenged MistahKel [316/317] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:56:13 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/17/21 20:05:50] AssDisaster [65/1216] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [596/1600] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:39:30 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/17/21 23:05:48] DoctorRaptorMD [612/1066] has challenged AssDisaster [508/1216] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:14:08 is removed from DoctorRaptorMD's clock.
[12/18/21 05:26:14] AssDisaster broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:13:53 from level 97.
[12/18/21 06:05:50] AssDisaster [1069/1216] has challenged Meistarin [570/753] in combat and won! 16 days, 22:15:29 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/18/21 07:46:54] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 17 days, 05:48:37 from level 97.
[12/18/21 08:49:17] PlasmaStar, Doctor_Colossus, Tjololo, and AssDisaster have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/21 10:05:49] AssDisaster [878/1216] has challenged Lothar [22/933] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:38:46 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/18/21 11:01:23] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:11:08 towards level 97.
[12/18/21 12:56:31] AssDisaster fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! AssDisaster's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/18/21 14:05:50] Doctor_Colossus [697/1600] has challenged AssDisaster [181/1196] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:55:55 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[12/18/21 17:05:49] AssDisaster [490/1196] has challenged MPenguin [19/730] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:30:32 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/18/21 20:39:21] Doctor_Colossus, AssDisaster and MPenguin [2955/3526] have team battled Tjololo, sslbits and PlasmaStar [2332/3062] at [322,251] and won! 0 days, 07:22:05 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/21 11:05:50] Lothar [739/933] has challenged AssDisaster [76/1196] in combat and won! 31 days, 21:23:30 is removed from Lothar's clock.
[12/19/21 14:07:25] sslbits, Mag and ricin [1483/2818] have team battled Nabru, AssDisaster and Pontuzz [591/3297] at [189,888] and won! 23 days, 09:44:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/21 21:05:49] AssDisaster [1185/1196] has challenged |_ocke [929/999] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:27:41 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/19/21 21:45:26] sslbits, AssDisaster and Mag [2211/3104] have team battled Pontuzz, RichardG867 and SelfishShellfish [2523/3565] at [238,634] and lost! 4 days, 05:15:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/21 23:05:49] AssDisaster [1116/1196] has challenged Mag [670/969] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:40:33 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/20/21 02:33:47] TheSilentLink and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/21 06:30:18] MPenguin, Lothar and Tjololo [599/2899] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Mag and AssDisaster [813/3789] at [172,320] and lost! 1 day, 13:54:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/21 13:33:51] MPenguin, Lothar and AssDisaster [258/2738] have team battled TheSilentLink, AB49K and Mag [436/2705] at [254,89] and lost! 3 days, 03:57:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/21 13:56:54] Mag, Lothar, AssDisaster, and MPenguin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/21 13:57:06] Mag [155/969] has come upon AssDisaster [354/1196] and been defeated in combat! 142 days, 19:23:07 is added to Mag's clock.
[12/20/21 13:57:45] Lothar [450/871] has come upon AssDisaster [59/1196] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 17:05:57 is removed from Lothar's clock.
[12/20/21 21:05:50] MPenguin [38/671] has challenged AssDisaster [656/1196] in combat and lost! 124 days, 23:03:00 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[12/20/21 23:12:26] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:13:27 towards level 97.
[12/21/21 01:51:14] Nabru, AB49K and AssDisaster [1964/2523] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Tjololo and Pontuzz [2962/4182] at [197,170] and lost! 2 days, 11:16:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/21 04:58:57] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:46:37 towards level 97.
[12/21/21 05:59:14] AssDisaster, AB49K and Tjololo [1793/2931] have team battled Nabru, Pontuzz and Mag [1809/3070] at [81,143] and lost! 0 days, 09:04:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/21 10:05:50] AssDisaster [359/1196] has challenged SelfishShellfish [367/1470] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:18:04 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/21/21 10:27:17] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:51:52 towards level 97.
[12/21/21 13:05:50] AssDisaster [871/1196] has challenged Sario [61/107] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:24:34 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/22/21 02:52:43] AssDisaster, PlasmaStar and Meistarin [1581/2764] have team battled SelfishShellfish, Sario and MPenguin [2007/2287] at [590,631] and lost! 1 day, 10:54:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/21 04:05:48] Meistarin [206/753] has challenged AssDisaster [884/1196] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:37:37 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[12/22/21 14:15:14] AssDisaster, Tjololo and TheSilentLink [1034/3793] have team battled Pontuzz, AB49K and PlasmaStar [309/2463] at [160,330] and won! 0 days, 03:03:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/21 08:01:54] Tjololo, Sario and ricin [1838/2381] have team battled Lothar, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [2337/3537] at [524,513] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:49 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/21 11:05:50] AssDisaster [892/1196] has challenged DoctorRaptorMD [188/985] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:22:25 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/23/21 18:05:50] AssDisaster [1125/1196] has challenged Meistarin [506/753] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:48:10 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/23/21 18:50:11] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:43:13 towards level 97.
[12/24/21 01:12:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 21:50:09 toward level 97.
[12/24/21 07:15:42] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:40 towards level 97.
[12/24/21 17:13:13] SelfishShellfish, sslbits and DoctorRaptorMD [2255/3388] have team battled Pontuzz, AssDisaster and Mag [1907/3376] at [153,642] and won! 0 days, 06:09:12 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/21 17:26:21] Pontuzz, sslbits and Doctor_Colossus [3313/3817] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [1472/3065] at [130,849] and won! 0 days, 04:52:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/21 19:22:19] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:49:19 towards level 97.
[12/24/21 20:40:32] AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and SelfishShellfish [3861/4339] have team battled MistahKel, Tjololo and MPenguin [2095/2288] at [786,499] and won! 0 days, 17:04:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/21 21:05:50] ricin [655/911] has challenged AssDisaster [102/1196] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:07:37 is removed from ricin's clock.
[12/25/21 01:02:55] AssDisaster and TheSilentLink have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/21 12:22:04] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:50 towards level 97.
[12/25/21 17:05:49] Lothar [674/907] has challenged AssDisaster [762/1196] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:46:39 is added to Lothar's clock.
[12/25/21 18:05:50] sslbits [57/933] has challenged AssDisaster [906/1196] in combat and lost! 157 days, 04:30:26 is added to sslbits's clock.
[12/25/21 22:05:49] AssDisaster [825/1196] has challenged PlasmaStar [386/815] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:38:33 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/25/21 23:32:03] SelfishShellfish, Doctor_Colossus and ricin [2651/4054] have team battled Sario, Nabru and AssDisaster [316/2303] at [924,263] and won! 0 days, 18:43:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/21 01:18:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 13:37:43 toward level 97.
[12/26/21 05:50:12] Mag, Sario and SelfishShellfish [646/2656] have team battled sslbits, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [606/3802] at [1011,697] and won! 0 days, 04:37:44 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/21 07:06:59] Meistarin, sslbits and Doctor_Colossus [181/3346] have team battled Mag, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [998/3635] at [842,677] and lost! 88 days, 01:34:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/21 10:05:48] |_ocke [377/990] has challenged AssDisaster [543/1196] in combat and lost! 76 days, 07:23:22 is added to |_ocke's clock.
[12/26/21 10:46:32] AssDisaster [921/1196] has challenged Nabru [502/890] in combat and won! 281 days, 05:21:56 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/26/21 20:05:48] AssDisaster [443/1196] has challenged Nabru [177/890] in combat and won! 236 days, 03:58:33 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/27/21 00:05:50] AB49K [330/433] has challenged AssDisaster [254/1196] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:05:17 is removed from AB49K's clock.
[12/27/21 16:55:36] linuxdaemon, AssDisaster and MPenguin [606/2569] have team battled |_ocke, ricin and Mag [296/2870] at [221,750] and won! 12 days, 02:41:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/21 19:44:31] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 61 days, 08:07:37 towards level 98.
[12/27/21 21:14:58] AssDisaster was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 139 days, 20:16:07 from level 98.
[12/28/21 00:27:12] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 130 days, 12:11:49 towards level 98.
[12/28/21 00:33:49] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 58 days, 17:28:59 towards level 98.
[12/28/21 02:05:50] webvictim [319/995] has challenged AssDisaster [222/1196] in combat and won! 108 days, 07:32:54 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[12/28/21 03:05:50] linuxdaemon [340/702] has challenged AssDisaster [804/1196] in combat and lost! 13 days, 12:46:35 is added to linuxdaemon's clock.
[12/28/21 04:56:41] AssDisaster ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 27 days, 21:23:34 from level 98.
[12/28/21 09:05:49] AssDisaster [330/1196] has challenged idlerpg [1013/1860] in combat and lost! 58 days, 13:18:34 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/28/21 10:33:37] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 32 days, 04:50:49 towards level 98.
[12/28/21 22:57:41] AssDisaster, Meistarin and MPenguin [211/2595] have team battled SelfishShellfish, linuxdaemon and RichardG867 [2419/3056] at [715,761] and lost! 4 days, 11:55:45 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/21 00:05:48] AssDisaster [357/1196] has challenged Meistarin [453/728] in combat and lost! 86 days, 04:59:18 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/29/21 00:10:46] AssDisaster was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 84 days, 05:41:14 from level 98.
[12/29/21 08:00:04] AssDisaster burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! AssDisaster's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/29/21 18:39:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 235 days, 15:10:45 toward level 98.
[12/30/21 09:05:48] AssDisaster [500/1190] has challenged Nabru [647/890] in combat and lost! 49 days, 10:17:19 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[12/30/21 11:41:05] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 29 days, 22:14:03 towards level 98.
[12/30/21 19:31:52] Pontuzz, sslbits and AB49K [2833/2835] have team battled Nabru, AssDisaster and webvictim [1968/3075] at [979,225] and won! 4 days, 14:57:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/21 00:34:17] AssDisaster fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 68 days, 04:01:39 from level 98.
[12/31/21 08:01:36] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 44 days, 12:20:58 towards level 98.
[01/01/22 03:59:08] Doctor_Colossus, Mag and Sario [1548/2852] have team battled MistahKel, AssDisaster and ricin [1421/2425] at [170,875] and won! 0 days, 03:13:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/22 07:05:50] sslbits [760/944] has challenged AssDisaster [596/1190] in combat and won! 39 days, 11:56:28 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[01/01/22 09:05:48] |_ocke [206/990] has challenged AssDisaster [1175/1190] in combat and lost! 91 days, 18:13:01 is added to |_ocke's clock.
[01/01/22 14:11:43] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 35 days, 09:49:01 towards level 98.
[01/01/22 15:05:50] AssDisaster [915/1190] has challenged Nabru [277/892] in combat and won! 88 days, 18:03:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/01/22 18:43:18] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 37 days, 06:20:12 towards level 98.
[01/01/22 21:08:53] Tjololo, Pontuzz and Mag [1709/3725] have team battled AssDisaster, Sario and ricin [478/2324] at [276,603] and won! 2 days, 05:02:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/22 21:50:22] Meistarin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/22 22:12:45] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 30 days, 03:48:21 towards level 98.
[01/01/22 23:05:50] Doctor_Colossus [409/1665] has challenged AssDisaster [566/1190] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:56:41 is added to Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[01/02/22 05:52:18] ricin, TheSilentLink and Pontuzz [2170/3659] have team battled Mag, Thor and AssDisaster [2538/2993] at [308,632] and lost! 1 day, 16:41:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/22 06:05:50] linuxdaemon [213/695] has challenged AssDisaster [1118/1190] in combat and lost! 13 days, 22:11:43 is added to linuxdaemon's clock.
[01/03/22 11:19:29] PlasmaStar, AssDisaster and Nabru [2614/2987] have team battled RichardG867, sslbits and SelfishShellfish [1667/3222] at [517,243] and won! 1 day, 22:08:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/22 16:33:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 109 days, 19:17:32 toward level 98.
[01/03/22 17:35:22] AssDisaster, Nabru, RichardG867, and PlasmaStar have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/03/22 18:46:07] MistahKel, TheSilentLink and sslbits [1007/2556] have team battled Thor, Sario and AssDisaster [508/2247] at [492,332] and won! 0 days, 21:43:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/22 21:17:04] AssDisaster, PlasmaStar and sslbits [69/3025] have team battled Thor, Meistarin and Sario [1415/1799] at [503,440] and lost! 1 day, 01:07:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/22 22:05:49] Pontuzz [1432/1449] has challenged AssDisaster [879/1190] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:48:47 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[01/03/22 22:12:53] TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and Nabru [2032/3384] have team battled Tjololo, Mag and ricin [2397/3195] at [20,243] and lost! 4 days, 21:31:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/22 06:05:49] Meistarin [74/742] has challenged AssDisaster [376/1190] in combat and lost! 52 days, 08:57:34 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[01/04/22 21:29:17] |_ocke, PlasmaStar and AssDisaster [1486/3075] have team battled Nabru, Tjololo and Sario [896/2467] at [118,221] and won! 0 days, 18:56:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/22 09:58:57] Tjololo, AssDisaster and Nabru [416/3409] have team battled TheSilentLink, SelfishShellfish and Timewalker [2118/2993] at [69,181] and lost! 26 days, 11:13:39 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/22 21:05:48] AssDisaster [492/1190] has challenged TheSilentLink [221/1292] in combat and won! 38 days, 20:15:49 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/05/22 23:05:48] AssDisaster [703/1190] has challenged linuxdaemon [529/678] in combat and won! 24 days, 19:51:29 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/06/22 09:11:55] AssDisaster died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 05:18:51 from level 98.
[01/06/22 14:05:48] TheSilentLink [1243/1292] has challenged AssDisaster [1158/1190] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:48:24 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[01/06/22 15:05:48] AB49K [315/436] has challenged AssDisaster [852/1190] in combat and lost! 20 days, 18:38:21 is added to AB49K's clock.
[01/06/22 19:54:03] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 04:40:36 towards level 98.
[01/07/22 03:34:58] Thor, MPenguin and webvictim [1903/2503] have team battled AssDisaster, Mag and |_ocke [2431/3164] at [897,507] and lost! 0 days, 02:11:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/22 04:25:38] AssDisaster got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 14:55:28 from level 98.
[01/07/22 05:14:30] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:44:33 towards level 98.
[01/07/22 06:05:48] AssDisaster [1023/1190] has challenged ricin [133/901] in combat and won! 43 days, 09:22:38 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/07/22 07:05:50] AB49K [93/436] has challenged AssDisaster [610/1190] in combat and lost! 22 days, 05:14:34 is added to AB49K's clock.
[01/07/22 08:16:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 62 days, 17:10:38 toward level 98.
[01/07/22 09:16:52] AB49K, PlasmaStar and MPenguin [1145/2002] have team battled AssDisaster, Mag and Meistarin [2661/2906] at [957,149] and lost! 0 days, 01:29:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/22 10:00:06] Mag, AssDisaster and linuxdaemon [1601/2837] have team battled Meistarin, PlasmaStar and MPenguin [1613/2308] at [839,137] and lost! 1 day, 17:59:09 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/22 11:53:50] Mag, Meistarin and AssDisaster [2820/2906] have team battled linuxdaemon, sslbits and MPenguin [1098/2284] at [943,79] and won! 2 days, 02:00:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/22 13:51:28] Nabru, Timewalker and AssDisaster [569/2397] have team battled Meistarin, Doctor_Colossus and webvictim [2457/3405] at [576,680] and lost! 0 days, 08:03:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/22 15:05:50] DoctorRaptorMD [932/985] has challenged AssDisaster [776/1190] in combat and won! 152 days, 06:38:01 is removed from DoctorRaptorMD's clock.
[01/07/22 18:05:48] AssDisaster [708/1190] has challenged DoctorRaptorMD [916/985] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:08:50 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/07/22 19:05:49] ricin [541/901] has challenged AssDisaster [313/1190] in combat and won! 105 days, 19:20:46 is removed from ricin's clock.
[01/07/22 22:17:56] AssDisaster, Tjololo, ricin, and TheSilentLink have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/22 23:19:10] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:31:11 towards level 98.
[01/08/22 00:01:49] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:40:36 towards level 98.
[01/08/22 02:05:50] AssDisaster [638/1190] has challenged sslbits [607/940] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:45:13 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/08/22 03:05:50] Tjololo [201/1244] has challenged AssDisaster [736/1190] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:17:55 is added to Tjololo's clock.
[01/09/22 02:05:50] AssDisaster [1015/1190] has challenged linuxdaemon [27/673] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:05:26 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/09/22 03:05:49] linuxdaemon [22/673] has challenged AssDisaster [575/1190] in combat and lost! 8 days, 10:39:37 is added to linuxdaemon's clock.
[01/10/22 04:09:15] |_ocke, Timewalker and DoctorRaptorMD [1458/2288] have team battled AssDisaster, Nabru and RichardG867 [449/2971] at [47,840] and won! 0 days, 10:24:18 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/22 09:05:48] AssDisaster [530/1183] has challenged Lothar [604/946] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:01:18 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/10/22 12:05:48] AssDisaster [933/1183] has challenged idlerpg [1028/1844] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:31:13 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/10/22 13:02:11] AssDisaster was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:06:09 from level 98.
[01/10/22 13:52:27] AssDisaster fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:53:36 from level 98.
[01/10/22 19:05:50] AB49K [52/436] has challenged AssDisaster [415/1183] in combat and lost! 32 days, 22:31:38 is added to AB49K's clock.
[01/10/22 22:05:06] MistahKel, ricin and Meistarin [969/1970] have team battled Lothar, AssDisaster and PlasmaStar [348/3013] at [614,703] and won! 1 day, 11:47:31 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/22 23:41:03] Lothar, AssDisaster and linuxdaemon [2408/2802] have team battled MistahKel, ricin and Meistarin [437/1973] at [733,685] and won! 4 days, 14:49:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/22 07:45:12] Lothar, Meistarin and Pontuzz [202/3200] have team battled RichardG867, AssDisaster and Timewalker [1535/2370] at [448,884] and lost! 45 days, 07:24:25 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/22 12:47:06] AssDisaster saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:38:56 from level 98.
[01/11/22 14:33:17] DoctorRaptorMD, SelfishShellfish and Lothar [2109/3339] have team battled Pontuzz, AssDisaster and webvictim [1034/3715] at [785,719] and won! 27 days, 03:39:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/22 00:05:50] AssDisaster [1177/1183] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [867/1658] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:59:24 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/12/22 00:35:54] webvictim, AssDisaster and Lothar [3143/3149] have team battled sslbits, MistahKel and Pontuzz [709/2782] at [926,833] and won! 1 day, 13:53:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/22 01:36:23] DoctorRaptorMD, AssDisaster and Mag [498/3134] have team battled TheSilentLink, PlasmaStar and Meistarin [658/2934] at [807,132] and lost! 1 day, 06:06:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/22 03:07:27] AssDisaster and Lothar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/22 06:05:49] MPenguin [441/672] has challenged AssDisaster [898/1183] in combat and lost! 51 days, 18:42:01 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[01/12/22 11:37:28] MistahKel, Timewalker and Doctor_Colossus [1458/2291] have team battled AssDisaster, ricin and RichardG867 [188/2968] at [516,907] and won! 0 days, 04:47:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/22 13:05:48] AssDisaster [783/1183] has challenged |_ocke [115/1018] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:57:34 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/12/22 14:05:50] |_ocke [535/1018] has challenged AssDisaster [981/1183] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:43:29 is added to |_ocke's clock.
[01/12/22 19:09:03] SelfishShellfish, Lothar and MistahKel [1612/2684] have team battled webvictim, Nabru and AssDisaster [979/3123] at [504,985] and won! 2 days, 15:45:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/22 04:07:20] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:22 towards level 98.
[01/13/22 04:41:03] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:19:07 towards level 98.
[01/13/22 05:05:48] AssDisaster [730/1183] has challenged |_ocke [888/1018] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:53:11 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/13/22 07:55:06] webvictim, Timewalker and Nabru [62/2243] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Sario and AssDisaster [366/3161] at [348,568] and lost! 0 days, 03:20:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/22 08:05:50] AssDisaster [719/1183] has challenged idlerpg [718/1844] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:41:35 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/13/22 11:05:49] |_ocke [752/997] has challenged AssDisaster [643/1183] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:44:04 is removed from |_ocke's clock.
[01/13/22 17:05:48] Lothar [912/946] has challenged AssDisaster [821/1183] in combat and won! 17 days, 10:39:37 is removed from Lothar's clock.
[01/13/22 20:05:50] Lothar [79/946] has challenged AssDisaster [827/1183] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:57:30 is added to Lothar's clock.
[01/14/22 03:05:21] AssDisaster, Meistarin and Nabru [141/2840] have team battled SelfishShellfish, linuxdaemon and MPenguin [2431/2753] at [657,556] and lost! 0 days, 23:20:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/22 03:16:46] Thor, AB49K and Doctor_Colossus [276/2933] have team battled Meistarin, AssDisaster and TheSilentLink [1266/3237] at [765,167] and lost! 1 day, 21:55:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/22 03:48:48] PlasmaStar, Sario and AssDisaster [1069/2383] have team battled linuxdaemon, MPenguin and DoctorRaptorMD [2043/2330] at [253,745] and lost! 0 days, 12:21:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/22 07:05:49] PlasmaStar [385/880] has challenged AssDisaster [190/1183] in combat and won! 22 days, 02:04:29 is removed from PlasmaStar's clock.
[01/14/22 09:05:50] SelfishShellfish [1325/1408] has challenged AssDisaster [4/1183] in combat and won! 39 days, 10:38:51 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[01/14/22 13:50:09] TheSilentLink, webvictim and Mag [179/3303] have team battled AssDisaster, ricin and |_ocke [1514/3084] at [94,141] and lost! 1 day, 12:03:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/22 14:29:12] TheSilentLink, MistahKel and Meistarin [1790/2384] have team battled linuxdaemon, AssDisaster and webvictim [101/2881] at [454,345] and won! 1 day, 21:44:50 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/22 16:05:50] |_ocke [712/997] has challenged AssDisaster [88/1183] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:26:00 is removed from |_ocke's clock.
[01/15/22 01:23:41] linuxdaemon, AssDisaster and TheSilentLink [1601/3168] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, MPenguin and MistahKel [1966/2660] at [329,640] and lost! 1 day, 02:00:57 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/22 05:03:11] linuxdaemon, Doctor_Colossus and TheSilentLink [1046/3643] have team battled MPenguin, AssDisaster and MistahKel [942/2180] at [108,507] and won! 1 day, 01:16:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/22 06:54:01] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:03:32 towards level 98.
[01/15/22 07:18:41] AssDisaster, linuxdaemon, Doctor_Colossus, and MistahKel have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/22 19:05:48] SelfishShellfish [1245/1408] has challenged AssDisaster [248/1188] in combat and won! 21 days, 20:17:55 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[01/15/22 22:05:50] MPenguin [632/667] has challenged AssDisaster [971/1188] in combat and lost! 21 days, 18:42:27 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[01/16/22 03:03:11] AssDisaster, linuxdaemon, webvictim, and SelfishShellfish have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/16/22 09:05:50] Doctor_Colossus [505/1658] has challenged AssDisaster [524/1188] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:48:28 is added to Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[01/16/22 11:05:50] AssDisaster [962/1188] has challenged webvictim [49/1028] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:52:59 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/16/22 13:56:58] MPenguin, AssDisaster and linuxdaemon [2229/2528] have team battled ricin, TheSilentLink and MistahKel [719/2542] at [39,545] and won! 0 days, 06:44:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/22 20:20:54] webvictim, AB49K and Nabru [541/2393] have team battled PlasmaStar, DoctorRaptorMD and AssDisaster [428/3053] at [1005,694] and won! 0 days, 22:01:31 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/22 21:05:48] AssDisaster [321/1188] has challenged ricin [882/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:39:40 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/17/22 03:05:48] AssDisaster [920/1188] has challenged Sario [295/320] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:32:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/17/22 09:05:48] AssDisaster [863/1188] has challenged MistahKel [73/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:58 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/17/22 10:05:49] AssDisaster [386/1188] has challenged Thor [152/828] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:59:38 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/17/22 17:05:48] Doctor_Colossus [1467/1658] has challenged AssDisaster [568/1188] in combat and won! 440 days, 05:52:59 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[01/17/22 17:35:51] AssDisaster [439/1188] has challenged |_ocke [644/1167] in combat and lost! 158 days, 06:40:41 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/17/22 18:05:50] AssDisaster [5/1188] has challenged webvictim [548/1028] in combat and lost! 306 days, 16:54:51 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/17/22 21:22:06] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 111 days, 04:10:04 towards level 99.
[01/18/22 08:25:24] AssDisaster, MPenguin and Doctor_Colossus [213/3519] have team battled webvictim, Sario and Nabru [403/2275] at [917,594] and lost! 17 days, 06:50:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/22 09:11:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1043 days, 06:07:02 toward level 99.
[01/19/22 00:05:49] AssDisaster [705/1188] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [295/1658] in combat and won! 260 days, 10:50:34 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/19/22 02:49:08] MistahKel, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [2394/3181] have team battled MPenguin, webvictim and PlasmaStar [1687/2581] at [1010,358] and won! 4 days, 22:26:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/22 03:05:50] AssDisaster [88/1188] has challenged Lothar [197/960] in combat and lost! 98 days, 08:44:52 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/19/22 05:52:49] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 64 days, 06:09:37 towards level 99.
[01/19/22 08:40:53] RichardG867, linuxdaemon and MistahKel [149/1886] have team battled AssDisaster, webvictim and Doctor_Colossus [3452/3874] at [920,155] and lost! 1 day, 15:09:32 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/22 12:05:48] AssDisaster [482/1188] has challenged MPenguin [613/673] in combat and lost! 119 days, 11:32:53 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/19/22 13:05:50] AssDisaster [1159/1188] has challenged Thor [395/828] in combat and won! 204 days, 07:17:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/19/22 13:53:48] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 38 days, 10:14:49 towards level 99.
[01/19/22 19:47:33] AssDisaster, Lothar and MPenguin [956/2821] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Mag and RichardG867 [1093/3565] at [937,618] and lost! 6 days, 21:03:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/22 21:55:22] linuxdaemon, TheSilentLink and MistahKel [93/2314] have team battled RichardG867, AssDisaster and Thor [2696/2900] at [602,182] and lost! 1 day, 16:48:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/22 22:53:02] TheSilentLink, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [2058/3384] have team battled Thor, SelfishShellfish and linuxdaemon [2608/2903] at [479,183] and lost! 2 days, 00:46:13 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/22 22:59:33] Mag, Thor and AssDisaster [686/3039] have team battled Lothar, MPenguin and Doctor_Colossus [2995/3291] at [747,527] and lost! 5 days, 22:37:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/22 13:03:36] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 37 days, 07:28:28 towards level 99.
[01/20/22 15:18:07] Nabru, Doctor_Colossus and Mag [2255/3608] have team battled MPenguin, AssDisaster and ricin [1031/2765] at [919,987] and won! 76 days, 14:57:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/22 16:29:43] AssDisaster, Thor and ricin [2877/2920] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Nabru and Mag [684/3608] at [806,661] and won! 4 days, 05:20:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/22 18:05:50] Lothar [785/961] has challenged AssDisaster [758/1188] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:59:46 is removed from Lothar's clock.
[01/20/22 19:05:48] TheSilentLink [351/1312] has challenged AssDisaster [988/1188] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:07:32 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[01/21/22 06:18:00] |_ocke, AssDisaster, ricin, and SelfishShellfish have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/22 09:05:49] AssDisaster [456/1188] has challenged PlasmaStar [738/880] in combat and lost! 42 days, 05:30:08 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/21/22 10:21:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 34 days, 04:51:40 toward level 99.
[01/21/22 12:42:34] MPenguin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/22 23:05:50] AssDisaster [805/1188] has challenged Sario [203/315] in combat and won! 40 days, 16:21:44 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/22/22 07:11:01] Meistarin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/22 11:17:34] Mag, Sario and ricin [1671/2257] have team battled AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and SelfishShellfish [1571/3908] at [673,999] and won! 0 days, 00:16:07 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/22 18:05:48] AssDisaster [854/1188] has challenged ricin [880/905] in combat and lost! 74 days, 04:29:57 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/22/22 21:05:48] Mag [358/1037] has challenged AssDisaster [428/1188] in combat and lost! 55 days, 01:02:01 is added to Mag's clock.
[01/23/22 01:56:17] Meistarin, MPenguin and Lothar [817/2352] have team battled webvictim, MistahKel and AssDisaster [2535/2551] at [886,124] and lost! 3 days, 21:16:43 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/22 09:05:48] PlasmaStar [334/880] has challenged AssDisaster [869/1188] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:16:39 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[01/23/22 17:05:50] AssDisaster [591/1188] has challenged Sario [12/328] in combat and won! 40 days, 22:45:45 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/23/22 19:34:22] linuxdaemon, Nabru and AssDisaster [2771/2777] have team battled MistahKel, Mag and Lothar [593/2333] at [57,450] and won! 24 days, 09:38:50 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/22 21:20:06] ricin, AssDisaster and Nabru [1328/3020] have team battled linuxdaemon, PlasmaStar and Doctor_Colossus [2763/3227] at [106,671] and lost! 2 days, 05:11:22 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/22 02:27:51] Lothar, PlasmaStar and Doctor_Colossus [1910/3526] have team battled Nabru, linuxdaemon and AssDisaster [2263/2777] at [7,608] and lost! 4 days, 23:34:39 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/22 02:48:05] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 49 days, 07:33:25 towards level 99.
[01/24/22 03:05:49] AssDisaster [20/1188] has challenged Meistarin [108/718] in combat and lost! 55 days, 20:36:21 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/24/22 04:05:48] Doctor_Colossus [403/1685] has challenged AssDisaster [582/1188] in combat and lost! 20 days, 06:11:00 is added to Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[01/24/22 04:53:54] TheSilentLink, webvictim and AssDisaster [2556/3537] have team battled ricin, RichardG867 and SelfishShellfish [235/3197] at [796,684] and won! 0 days, 03:04:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/22 05:20:51] TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and RichardG867 [1052/3392] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, SelfishShellfish and webvictim [1743/4130] at [755,593] and lost! 0 days, 15:57:25 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/22 08:05:50] ricin [710/905] has challenged AssDisaster [505/1188] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:29:18 is removed from ricin's clock.
[01/24/22 09:05:48] AssDisaster [194/1188] has challenged Thor [149/823] in combat and won! 95 days, 13:52:52 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/24/22 10:15:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 158 days, 04:24:42 toward level 99.
[01/24/22 18:33:59] RichardG867, TheSilentLink and MPenguin [436/2877] have team battled webvictim, Lothar and AssDisaster [1032/3186] at [716,446] and lost! 0 days, 18:11:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/22 18:51:10] AssDisaster, RichardG867 and TheSilentLink [2756/3392] have team battled PlasmaStar, webvictim and MPenguin [1509/2590] at [592,470] and won! 0 days, 21:46:17 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/22 22:05:48] PlasmaStar [826/880] has challenged AssDisaster [1038/1188] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:26:18 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[01/24/22 22:41:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 137 days, 22:20:17 toward level 99.
[01/25/22 00:05:49] TheSilentLink [1089/1320] has challenged AssDisaster [176/1188] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:23:02 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[01/25/22 00:24:13] Nabru, AssDisaster, ricin, and Thor have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/22 02:34:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 30 days, 02:47:22 toward level 99.
[01/25/22 09:05:49] Mag [190/1037] has challenged AssDisaster [699/1188] in combat and lost! 45 days, 12:13:38 is added to Mag's clock.
[01/25/22 10:00:22] AssDisaster set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:59:36 from level 99.
[01/25/22 12:25:50] Timewalker, MPenguin and RichardG867 [770/1883] have team battled AssDisaster, Mag and Nabru [532/3152] at [713,896] and won! 0 days, 03:51:18 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/22 18:32:25] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:26:10 towards level 99.
[01/25/22 20:56:18] AssDisaster lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:51:37 from level 99.
[01/25/22 23:05:48] AssDisaster [884/1188] has challenged PlasmaStar [549/880] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:05:21 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/26/22 00:05:50] AssDisaster [200/1188] has challenged Lothar [195/961] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:39:04 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/26/22 02:48:59] RichardG867, AssDisaster and Lothar [211/3033] have team battled TheSilentLink, Nabru and SelfishShellfish [1139/3648] at [642,822] and lost! 2 days, 11:48:00 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/22 06:45:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 2 days, 18:46:48 toward level 99.
[01/26/22 12:14:20] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:50:52 towards level 99.
[01/26/22 12:39:44] MPenguin, |_ocke and AssDisaster [1483/3025] have team battled webvictim, MistahKel and Meistarin [104/2090] at [23,727] and won! 1 day, 06:25:13 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/22 17:40:33] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:37:17 towards level 99.
[01/27/22 01:05:48] AssDisaster [555/1188] has challenged MistahKel [153/335] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:35:54 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/27/22 06:05:48] AssDisaster [495/1188] has challenged Timewalker [225/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:25:51 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/27/22 09:57:31] AssDisaster ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:35:18 from level 99.
[01/27/22 11:05:48] webvictim [422/1037] has challenged AssDisaster [137/1188] in combat and won! 448 days, 17:17:18 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[01/27/22 12:38:10] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:45:05 towards level 99.
[01/27/22 13:26:46] Sario, |_ocke and TheSilentLink [2775/2812] have team battled webvictim, Timewalker and AssDisaster [2487/2551] at [902,942] and won! 0 days, 14:44:38 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/22 16:08:29] MPenguin, MistahKel and linuxdaemon [1087/1670] have team battled Sario, AssDisaster and Mag [849/2553] at [415,677] and won! 1 day, 12:31:26 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/22 21:00:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1 day, 01:31:48 toward level 99.
[01/28/22 03:05:49] AssDisaster [727/1188] has challenged MPenguin [477/673] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:32:42 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/28/22 18:05:50] AssDisaster [779/1188] has challenged TheSilentLink [859/1320] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:07:29 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/28/22 21:05:50] AssDisaster [263/1188] has challenged linuxdaemon [459/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:32:53 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/29/22 01:29:53] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:35 towards level 99.
[01/29/22 03:05:50] AssDisaster [631/1188] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [155/1674] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:06:19 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/29/22 05:35:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1 day, 18:30:21 toward level 99.
[01/29/22 08:58:13] SelfishShellfish, MPenguin and webvictim [2210/3117] have team battled AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and Mag [2732/3908] at [388,240] and lost! 1 day, 11:58:09 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/22 09:39:37] Mag, Nabru and Sario [1085/2292] have team battled AssDisaster, webvictim and MPenguin [2547/2898] at [776,39] and lost! 0 days, 22:59:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/22 10:46:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 04:38:02 toward level 99.
[01/29/22 11:06:00] Nabru, AssDisaster, Thor, and PlasmaStar have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/29/22 12:05:48] webvictim [425/1037] has challenged AssDisaster [90/1188] in combat and won! 346 days, 15:03:22 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[01/29/22 21:20:49] SelfishShellfish, MPenguin and Sario [225/2408] have team battled AssDisaster, Lothar and Mag [2315/3186] at [953,210] and lost! 1 day, 06:50:41 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/22 01:05:50] Nabru [899/927] has challenged AssDisaster [829/1188] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:16:25 is removed from Nabru's clock.
[01/30/22 02:45:03] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:37 towards level 99.
[01/30/22 05:28:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 02:33:53 toward level 99.
[01/30/22 06:44:35] AssDisaster [121/1188] has challenged Nabru [775/927] in combat and lost! 158 days, 08:50:17 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/30/22 09:05:48] AssDisaster [803/1188] has challenged MPenguin [439/673] in combat and won! 460 days, 07:12:18 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/30/22 11:05:48] AssDisaster [884/1188] has challenged TheSilentLink [538/1320] in combat and won! 276 days, 22:21:18 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/30/22 12:50:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 448 days, 14:25:46 toward level 100.
[01/30/22 13:02:56] Sario, webvictim and Lothar [1304/2326] have team battled Thor, AssDisaster and Meistarin [2104/2729] at [50,524] and lost! 0 days, 11:28:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/22 07:05:49] Doctor_Colossus [467/1683] has challenged AssDisaster [1078/1188] in combat and lost! 99 days, 01:02:36 is added to Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[01/31/22 09:05:48] webvictim [258/1037] has challenged AssDisaster [567/1188] in combat and lost! 43 days, 04:35:25 is added to webvictim's clock.
[01/31/22 11:15:36] AssDisaster met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 58 days, 11:30:34 from level 100.
[01/31/22 19:05:48] MPenguin [148/673] has challenged AssDisaster [466/1188] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:03:03 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[02/01/22 02:12:17] AssDisaster, RichardG867 and Mag [1599/3071] have team battled Thor, MistahKel and Doctor_Colossus [545/2841] at [182,198] and won! 7 days, 17:41:54 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/22 03:05:49] Mag [197/1043] has challenged AssDisaster [1131/1188] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:30:47 is added to Mag's clock.
[02/01/22 03:09:19] AssDisaster sharpened the edge of his weapon! AssDisaster's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/01/22 05:12:12] AssDisaster, RichardG867, Doctor_Colossus, and MistahKel have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/01/22 10:05:48] Thor [379/823] has challenged AssDisaster [739/1213] in combat and lost! 229 days, 07:19:48 is added to Thor's clock.
[02/01/22 12:05:50] Doctor_Colossus [1262/1683] has challenged AssDisaster [307/1213] in combat and won! 54 days, 18:18:22 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[02/01/22 14:05:49] AssDisaster [365/1213] has challenged MistahKel [5/343] in combat and won! 58 days, 12:53:27 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/02/22 10:05:50] TheSilentLink [312/1320] has challenged AssDisaster [430/1218] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:13:55 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[02/02/22 14:12:52] Thor, webvictim and linuxdaemon [227/2562] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [761/4321] at [587,52] and lost! 8 days, 03:18:45 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/22 17:05:49] AssDisaster [813/1218] has challenged Mag [844/1043] in combat and lost! 39 days, 09:04:48 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/02/22 17:45:38] AssDisaster, linuxdaemon and sslbits [241/2856] have team battled Meistarin, Lothar and webvictim [1658/2686] at [378,349] and lost! 1 day, 05:10:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/22 23:05:49] Doctor_Colossus [318/1683] has challenged AssDisaster [249/1218] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:39:10 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[02/03/22 08:09:00] Thor, Mag and linuxdaemon [2252/2564] have team battled SelfishShellfish, Lothar and AssDisaster [2075/3598] at [887,253] and won! 13 days, 20:15:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/22 11:05:50] MPenguin [351/673] has challenged AssDisaster [1052/1213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:04:48 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[02/03/22 12:05:49] Meistarin [577/680] has challenged AssDisaster [452/1213] in combat and won! 264 days, 15:51:05 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[02/03/22 14:05:50] AssDisaster [483/1213] has challenged Nabru [435/927] in combat and won! 48 days, 08:36:26 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/03/22 14:05:50] AssDisaster has dealt Nabru a Critical Strike! 306 days, 09:09:49 is added to Nabru's clock.
[02/03/22 18:05:48] AssDisaster [931/1213] has challenged TheSilentLink [373/1323] in combat and won! 48 days, 04:56:45 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/03/22 18:05:48] AssDisaster has dealt TheSilentLink a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:32:14 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[02/03/22 23:05:48] AssDisaster [772/1213] has challenged linuxdaemon [75/698] in combat and won! 30 days, 19:05:11 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/04/22 00:17:49] sslbits, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [320/3836] have team battled linuxdaemon, Sario and Meistarin [432/1731] at [526,101] and lost! 0 days, 17:47:35 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/22 01:58:44] AssDisaster misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 21 days, 00:22:05 from level 100.
[02/04/22 02:05:48] AssDisaster [1052/1213] has challenged PlasmaStar [541/880] in combat and won! 29 days, 10:05:51 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/04/22 02:26:12] Doctor_Colossus, linuxdaemon and AB49K [199/2822] have team battled sslbits, Meistarin and AssDisaster [739/2833] at [619,378] and lost! 0 days, 15:12:07 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/22 04:14:38] AssDisaster, Thor and linuxdaemon [904/2734] have team battled Meistarin, webvictim and Doctor_Colossus [3340/3404] at [580,66] and lost! 12 days, 15:19:15 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/22 04:36:34] Lothar, sslbits and TheSilentLink [2053/3231] have team battled MPenguin, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [1776/3569] at [226,266] and won! 0 days, 21:38:43 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/22 08:11:21] TheSilentLink, Lothar and |_ocke [2343/3504] have team battled webvictim, sslbits and AssDisaster [2075/3197] at [134,494] and won! 0 days, 23:10:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/22 09:45:18] AB49K, AssDisaster and sslbits [1344/2597] have team battled TheSilentLink, webvictim and Thor [2793/3187] at [307,190] and lost! 0 days, 13:05:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/22 17:05:49] Mag [449/1043] has challenged AssDisaster [209/1213] in combat and won! 14 days, 13:00:19 is removed from Mag's clock.
[02/04/22 18:04:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 108 days, 21:27:16 toward level 100.
[02/04/22 23:52:30] AB49K, AssDisaster and Thor [2149/2477] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, SelfishShellfish and sslbits [2605/3355] at [109,417] and lost! 14 days, 11:18:05 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/22 18:05:49] AssDisaster [219/1213] has challenged DoctorRaptorMD [131/992] in combat and won! 13 days, 18:29:37 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/05/22 21:05:48] Meistarin [463/652] has challenged AssDisaster [483/1213] in combat and lost! 35 days, 18:46:48 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[02/06/22 03:05:48] AssDisaster [904/1213] has challenged TheSilentLink [387/1323] in combat and won! 13 days, 15:57:27 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/06/22 11:05:48] SelfishShellfish [543/1420] has challenged AssDisaster [239/1213] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:09:30 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[02/06/22 14:17:22] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:49:29 towards level 100.
[02/06/22 17:07:49] AssDisaster and TheSilentLink have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/22 23:06:59] Sario, Mag and AssDisaster [1919/2611] have team battled kutasownik, webvictim and |_ocke [168/2270] at [1013,536] and won! 7 days, 23:16:15 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/22 00:05:49] AssDisaster [316/1213] has challenged idlerpg [1486/1872] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:23:44 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/07/22 14:05:48] AssDisaster [839/1213] has challenged webvictim [568/1041] in combat and won! 26 days, 07:46:42 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/07/22 20:07:44] AssDisaster, kutasownik and MistahKel [1577/1655] have team battled Mag, Meistarin and webvictim [2546/2738] at [672,986] and lost! 0 days, 00:38:52 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/22 21:17:37] MistahKel [213/346] has come upon AssDisaster [1018/1213] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:41:49 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[02/08/22 01:05:50] AssDisaster [952/1213] has challenged webvictim [1004/1041] in combat and lost! 10 days, 18:16:31 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/08/22 06:26:16] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:01:45 towards level 100.
[02/09/22 03:27:15] AssDisaster set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 00:30:50 from level 100.
[02/09/22 05:07:18] AssDisaster [914/1213] has challenged Nabru [421/923] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:33:20 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/09/22 06:07:17] weylin [183/1408] has challenged AssDisaster [721/1213] in combat and lost! 246 days, 14:32:27 is added to weylin's clock.
[02/09/22 06:17:21] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 03:30:35 towards level 100.
[02/09/22 07:07:19] Volkor [183/598] has challenged AssDisaster [203/1213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:15:51 is added to Volkor's clock.
[02/09/22 07:21:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 16 days, 02:49:21 toward level 100.
[02/09/22 09:07:18] AssDisaster [662/1213] has challenged MistahKel [60/346] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:08:12 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/09/22 12:57:06] ricin, linuxdaemon and Thor [1225/2440] have team battled Sario, AssDisaster and Volkor [1283/2167] at [937,753] and lost! 0 days, 09:50:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/22 13:59:40] AssDisaster broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:08:55 from level 100.
[02/09/22 16:07:17] AssDisaster [1200/1213] has challenged AB49K [365/441] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:55:32 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/09/22 18:07:17] webvictim [278/1041] has challenged AssDisaster [15/1213] in combat and won! 456 days, 04:58:48 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[02/09/22 19:01:27] TurdMartini, TheSilentLink and SelfishShellfish [1379/2970] have team battled AssDisaster, MistahKel and webvictim [149/2600] at [153,112] and won! 0 days, 02:36:59 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/22 03:07:17] AssDisaster [904/1213] has challenged webvictim [367/1041] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:56:36 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/10/22 04:48:40] ricin, Volkor and AssDisaster [2031/2740] have team battled linuxdaemon, AB49K and Thor [79/1952] at [710,451] and won! 2 days, 07:17:35 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/22 05:59:11] AssDisaster, sslbits and linuxdaemon [1616/2849] have team battled weylin, AB49K and ricin [2084/2778] at [755,88] and lost! 0 days, 11:50:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/22 12:07:18] AssDisaster [703/1213] has challenged SelfishShellfish [267/1425] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:32:29 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/10/22 16:24:16] TheSilentLink, Thor and sslbits [1097/3084] have team battled AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and Volkor [1791/3236] at [171,785] and lost! 25 days, 19:43:09 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/22 17:32:19] ricin, AB49K and Volkor [1902/1968] have team battled SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and sslbits [1654/3581] at [496,429] and won! 1 day, 10:13:40 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/22 22:07:19] AssDisaster [483/1213] has challenged webvictim [363/1041] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:12:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/11/22 05:07:17] AssDisaster [1211/1213] has challenged RichardG867 [373/849] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:29:12 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/11/22 06:07:19] AssDisaster [1181/1213] has challenged Nabru [222/923] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:35:17 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/11/22 08:35:45] TheSilentLink and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/22 09:07:19] AssDisaster [591/1213] has challenged Nabru [602/923] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:33:18 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/11/22 10:54:13] Timewalker, Volkor and Sario [730/1306] have team battled AB49K, ricin and AssDisaster [43/2583] at [820,23] and won! 1 day, 07:22:13 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/22 11:01:20] Sario, weylin and TheSilentLink [400/3096] have team battled AssDisaster, ricin and AB49K [2360/2583] at [841,282] and lost! 10 days, 20:54:45 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/22 12:25:44] Thor, TheSilentLink, AssDisaster, and ricin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/11/22 13:07:17] AssDisaster [255/1213] has challenged Thor [601/818] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:51:15 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/11/22 14:07:19] linuxdaemon [640/693] has challenged AssDisaster [674/1213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:21 is added to linuxdaemon's clock.
[02/11/22 17:26:43] sslbits and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/22 17:39:38] TheSilentLink, sslbits and AB49K [368/2716] have team battled weylin, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [258/4304] at [795,365] and won! 28 days, 07:42:54 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/22 21:04:21] AssDisaster was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:03:39 from level 100.
[02/12/22 01:07:19] AssDisaster [936/1213] has challenged idlerpg [754/1872] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:02:44 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/12/22 10:07:19] Volkor [309/598] has challenged AssDisaster [805/1213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:28:07 is added to Volkor's clock.
[02/12/22 14:07:17] AssDisaster [387/1213] has challenged linuxdaemon [126/702] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:16:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/12/22 17:07:18] ricin [127/932] has challenged AssDisaster [1078/1213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:41:11 is added to ricin's clock.
[02/12/22 21:07:18] SelfishShellfish [929/1425] has challenged AssDisaster [947/1213] in combat and lost! 14 days, 04:50:40 is added to SelfishShellfish's clock.
[02/13/22 02:07:19] AssDisaster [248/1213] has challenged Thor [655/818] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:08:55 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/13/22 07:07:18] AssDisaster [1203/1213] has challenged weylin [1231/1408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:23 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/13/22 08:46:06] MistahKel, AssDisaster and AB49K [81/2000] have team battled Meistarin, Nabru and Sario [1389/1935] at [613,695] and lost! 0 days, 03:02:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/22 10:00:37] MistahKel, Sario and Volkor [535/1300] have team battled weylin, linuxdaemon and AssDisaster [653/3323] at [469,1005] and lost! 0 days, 15:25:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/22 11:07:18] AssDisaster [799/1213] has challenged Volkor [260/598] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:13 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/13/22 20:07:18] AssDisaster [171/1213] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [993/1695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:35:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/14/22 00:54:32] AssDisaster [911/1213] has challenged TheSilentLink [356/1332] in combat and won! 334 days, 12:33:06 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/14/22 02:07:18] Nabru [910/919] has challenged AssDisaster [1028/1213] in combat and lost! 35 days, 21:48:00 is added to Nabru's clock.
[02/14/22 03:07:17] AssDisaster [25/1213] has challenged idlerpg [801/1885] in combat and lost! 142 days, 14:28:38 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/14/22 04:12:56] Meistarin, TheSilentLink and MistahKel [1655/2338] have team battled AssDisaster, sslbits and Doctor_Colossus [1663/3835] at [413,477] and lost! 1 day, 19:59:40 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/22 05:07:18] AssDisaster [59/1213] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [434/1695] in combat and lost! 219 days, 14:20:05 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/14/22 11:37:01] weylin, AssDisaster and AB49K [439/3062] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Nabru and TheSilentLink [899/3946] at [373,464] and lost! 5 days, 22:03:17 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/22 18:22:35] AssDisaster was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 215 days, 05:19:33 from level 101.
[02/14/22 18:55:39] Doctor_Colossus, AssDisaster and Thor [1347/3726] have team battled |_ocke, MPenguin and MistahKel [1580/2235] at [291,240] and lost! 1 day, 11:17:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/22 23:07:18] AssDisaster [1084/1213] has challenged sslbits [464/927] in combat and won! 301 days, 12:02:21 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/15/22 13:09:33] AssDisaster, Volkor and Timewalker [304/2163] have team battled weylin, RichardG867 and |_ocke [2100/3485] at [195,1019] and lost! 0 days, 04:33:01 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/22 00:07:18] AssDisaster [511/1213] has challenged Meistarin [403/660] in combat and won! 443 days, 23:46:51 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/16/22 03:07:18] linuxdaemon [125/702] has challenged AssDisaster [8/1213] in combat and won! 90 days, 16:20:02 is removed from linuxdaemon's clock.
[02/16/22 05:08:53] AB49K, AssDisaster and Meistarin [469/2314] have team battled SelfishShellfish, Timewalker and |_ocke [2779/3005] at [286,774] and lost! 1 day, 20:33:07 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/22 06:05:55] |_ocke, weylin and Timewalker [1656/2988] have team battled AB49K, AssDisaster and Meistarin [866/2314] at [337,908] and won! 0 days, 10:23:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/22 14:07:18] AssDisaster [877/1213] has challenged Sario [118/359] in combat and won! 113 days, 20:16:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/16/22 19:07:17] Doctor_Colossus [1411/1541] has challenged AssDisaster [908/1213] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:46:17 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[02/17/22 01:07:17] Nabru, MPenguin and HellSpawn [611/2148] have team battled AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and TurdMartini [533/2867] at [196,304] and won! 1 day, 04:03:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/22 01:18:07] Volkor, sslbits, AssDisaster, and Nabru have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/17/22 03:58:07] Volkor and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/22 04:07:17] Doctor_Colossus [256/1541] has challenged AssDisaster [387/1213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:15:28 is added to Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[02/17/22 21:53:25] MPenguin, ricin and AssDisaster [2860/3021] have team battled Meistarin, linuxdaemon and SelfishShellfish [906/2787] at [92,436] and won! 112 days, 15:01:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/22 00:37:54] MPenguin, ricin and AB49K [1630/2249] have team battled AssDisaster, Meistarin and TurdMartini [486/2103] at [314,700] and won! 1 day, 13:32:06 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/22 07:22:31] ricin, TheSilentLink and RichardG867 [2130/3117] have team battled HellSpawn, Volkor and AssDisaster [1756/2168] at [649,892] and won! 6 days, 04:14:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/22 19:07:17] Volkor [461/602] has challenged AssDisaster [385/1213] in combat and won! 95 days, 07:22:29 is removed from Volkor's clock.
[02/18/22 19:07:17] In the fierce battle, AssDisaster dropped his level 254 weapon! Volkor picks it up, tossing his old level 69 weapon to AssDisaster.
[02/19/22 01:38:43] AssDisaster and webvictim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/22 04:30:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 223 days, 05:20:22 toward level 101.
[02/19/22 06:07:17] AssDisaster [83/1009] has challenged weylin [817/1408] in combat and lost! 45 days, 14:26:26 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/19/22 10:07:18] AssDisaster [485/1009] has challenged HellSpawn [172/353] in combat and won! 42 days, 13:04:40 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/19/22 17:07:18] SelfishShellfish [477/1425] has challenged AssDisaster [274/1009] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:12:10 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[02/19/22 22:43:30] sslbits, AssDisaster and HellSpawn [814/2288] have team battled Volkor, RichardG867 and SelfishShellfish [1183/3084] at [977,268] and lost! 0 days, 08:32:33 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/22 02:07:17] Doctor_Colossus [30/1541] has challenged AssDisaster [790/1009] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:43:05 is added to Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[02/20/22 06:00:14] HellSpawn, Sario and AssDisaster [1577/1721] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Mag and SelfishShellfish [3133/4011] at [775,722] and lost! 0 days, 07:23:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/22 10:53:22] SelfishShellfish, Volkor and sslbits [1700/3157] have team battled HellSpawn, AssDisaster and Mag [1245/2407] at [933,533] and won! 1 day, 00:34:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/22 12:18:57] Sario, ricin and TurdMartini [299/1535] have team battled SelfishShellfish, Mag and AssDisaster [1707/3479] at [788,870] and lost! 0 days, 15:31:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/22 20:57:22] SelfishShellfish, weylin and MistahKel [1234/3222] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, TurdMartini and AssDisaster [1461/2794] at [543,623] and lost! 0 days, 17:38:48 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/22 08:07:19] AssDisaster [449/1009] has challenged Volkor [290/812] in combat and won! 65 days, 06:26:14 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/21/22 13:42:57] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 25 days, 11:23:04 towards level 101.
[02/21/22 14:07:18] webvictim [92/1026] has challenged AssDisaster [148/1009] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:41:23 is added to webvictim's clock.
[02/21/22 20:19:50] AssDisaster, Meistarin and RichardG867 [1619/2522] have team battled |_ocke, Doctor_Colossus and Sario [1508/3114] at [572,583] and won! 1 day, 22:47:43 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/22 20:37:28] sslbits, TheSilentLink, AssDisaster, and Meistarin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/22/22 01:40:51] AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and Sario [602/2700] have team battled MistahKel, webvictim and ricin [268/2300] at [171,331] and won! 0 days, 07:55:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/22 02:07:18] AssDisaster [693/1009] has challenged weylin [482/1408] in combat and won! 47 days, 20:17:23 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/22/22 02:59:18] webvictim, ricin and TurdMartini [2119/2199] have team battled TheSilentLink, Sario and AssDisaster [981/2700] at [303,281] and won! 0 days, 15:59:34 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/22 03:07:19] webvictim [175/1026] has challenged AssDisaster [53/1009] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:09:41 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[02/22/22 07:23:40] AssDisaster was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 03:57:22 from level 101.
[02/22/22 16:07:18] Thor [637/818] has challenged AssDisaster [179/1009] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:18:47 is removed from Thor's clock.
[02/22/22 19:30:36] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 109 days, 05:38:38 from level 101.
[02/22/22 23:46:36] AssDisaster [519/1009] has come upon Sario [160/359] and taken them in combat! 25 days, 22:21:49 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/23/22 07:55:42] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 26 days, 04:27:50 towards level 101.
[02/23/22 20:07:19] AssDisaster [800/1019] has challenged RichardG867 [768/853] in combat and won! 49 days, 09:14:09 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/23/22 21:12:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 92 days, 20:49:49 toward level 101.
[02/23/22 21:41:04] AssDisaster was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:59:04 from level 101.
[02/24/22 06:07:17] AssDisaster [395/1019] has challenged AB49K [264/434] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:06:28 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/24/22 11:53:32] ricin, webvictim and Mag [2079/3012] have team battled MPenguin, TurdMartini and AssDisaster [1706/2136] at [208,967] and won! 0 days, 20:53:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/22 12:07:19] AssDisaster [999/1019] has challenged webvictim [528/1026] in combat and won! 25 days, 04:35:22 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/24/22 12:07:19] In the fierce battle, webvictim dropped his level 113 shield! AssDisaster picks it up, tossing his old level 44 shield to webvictim.
[02/24/22 18:24:40] AB49K, SelfishShellfish and Mag [484/2951] have team battled webvictim, AssDisaster and ricin [623/2986] at [409,552] and lost! 3 days, 01:28:53 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/22 19:25:27] Sario, webvictim and AssDisaster [1263/2404] have team battled SelfishShellfish, AB49K and Mag [1741/2951] at [468,732] and lost! 0 days, 13:38:27 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/22 01:05:23] Mag, webvictim and SelfishShellfish [237/3467] have team battled AssDisaster, weylin and AB49K [2125/2937] at [377,659] and lost! 0 days, 15:14:09 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/22 03:27:21] webvictim, |_ocke and Nabru [379/3086] have team battled AssDisaster, weylin and SelfishShellfish [1448/3975] at [17,671] and lost! 0 days, 17:48:36 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/22 04:07:17] MPenguin [275/876] has challenged AssDisaster [888/1095] in combat and lost! 39 days, 18:05:36 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[02/25/22 04:39:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 11 days, 01:54:52 toward level 101.
[02/25/22 05:06:55] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:32:48 towards level 101.
[02/25/22 14:37:24] linuxdaemon, TheSilentLink, AssDisaster, and ricin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/22 00:07:18] AssDisaster [336/1095] has challenged AB49K [148/434] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:32:22 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/26/22 02:07:19] AssDisaster [82/1095] has challenged |_ocke [1138/1214] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:50:09 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/26/22 02:10:58] AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and MPenguin [3037/3303] have team battled linuxdaemon, RichardG867 and ricin [2469/2496] at [153,155] and won! 6 days, 17:52:46 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/22 03:07:18] AssDisaster [660/1095] has challenged Nabru [313/922] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:27:09 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/26/22 07:32:50] Doctor_Colossus, Meistarin and webvictim [2740/3155] have team battled Sario, AssDisaster and TheSilentLink [1095/2786] at [110,531] and won! 0 days, 13:00:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/22 10:07:19] AssDisaster [385/1095] has challenged TheSilentLink [530/1332] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:59:30 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/26/22 20:07:18] AssDisaster [773/1095] has challenged MPenguin [674/876] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:58:51 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[02/27/22 03:25:16] webvictim, weylin and AssDisaster [1639/3457] have team battled ricin, kutasownik and TheSilentLink [1738/2428] at [283,754] and lost! 1 day, 07:50:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/22 04:07:19] sslbits [416/982] has challenged AssDisaster [459/1095] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:51:13 is added to sslbits's clock.
[02/27/22 08:18:39] SelfishShellfish, ricin and AssDisaster [3120/3508] have team battled kutasownik, TheSilentLink and AB49K [1379/1921] at [98,807] and won! 2 days, 14:51:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/22 13:07:17] AssDisaster [327/1095] has challenged |_ocke [688/1249] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:11:48 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/27/22 16:54:27] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:09:16 towards level 101.
[02/27/22 21:15:11] ricin, Meistarin and webvictim [995/2555] have team battled AssDisaster, weylin and Mag [1186/3548] at [514,471] and lost! 1 day, 02:32:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/22 23:26:58] RichardG867, AssDisaster and MistahKel [2009/2296] have team battled linuxdaemon, |_ocke and sslbits [643/2933] at [848,425] and won! 1 day, 21:52:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/22 08:17:30] linuxdaemon, AB49K and MPenguin [978/2012] have team battled webvictim, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [2629/3521] at [387,117] and lost! 0 days, 07:56:44 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/22 08:28:56] AB49K, MPenguin and webvictim [825/2264] have team battled SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and linuxdaemon [939/3269] at [328,159] and lost! 0 days, 16:21:21 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/22 17:41:29] sslbits, kutasownik and AssDisaster [1770/2237] have team battled MistahKel, Thor and Mag [262/2211] at [609,463] and won! 0 days, 04:06:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/22 23:07:18] sslbits [721/982] has challenged AssDisaster [489/1095] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:22:36 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[02/28/22 23:07:18] In the fierce battle, AssDisaster dropped his level 271 pair of boots! sslbits picks it up, tossing his old level 36 pair of boots to AssDisaster.
[03/01/22 23:07:17] AssDisaster [794/837] has challenged Mag [682/1045] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:33:35 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/02/22 00:06:03] |_ocke, MPenguin and TheSilentLink [460/3463] have team battled sslbits, AssDisaster and TurdMartini [698/2406] at [160,399] and lost! 4 days, 03:37:32 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/22 07:07:19] AssDisaster [682/837] has challenged MPenguin [397/882] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:42:46 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/02/22 09:07:17] AssDisaster [510/837] has challenged idlerpg [355/1714] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:01:40 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/02/22 09:25:16] TurdMartini, AB49K and AssDisaster [672/1600] have team battled Mag, webvictim and Sario [389/2373] at [58,20] and won! 0 days, 11:22:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/22 12:07:18] TheSilentLink [419/1332] has challenged AssDisaster [634/837] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:25:20 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[03/02/22 12:23:35] AssDisaster reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! AssDisaster's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/02/22 13:07:17] linuxdaemon [438/702] has challenged AssDisaster [780/849] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:27 is added to linuxdaemon's clock.
[03/02/22 16:07:19] |_ocke [403/1249] has challenged AssDisaster [134/849] in combat and won! 66 days, 07:37:38 is removed from |_ocke's clock.
[03/02/22 22:07:18] Mag [3/1045] has challenged AssDisaster [209/849] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:50:25 is added to Mag's clock.
[03/03/22 00:27:48] AssDisaster was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:35:29 from level 101.
[03/03/22 00:32:42] RichardG867, kutasownik and Meistarin [1312/1690] have team battled AssDisaster, linuxdaemon and Doctor_Colossus [2777/3092] at [268,871] and lost! 0 days, 08:37:53 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/22 06:07:17] Volkor [602/812] has challenged AssDisaster [548/849] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:52:05 is removed from Volkor's clock.
[03/03/22 06:07:17] In the fierce battle, AssDisaster dropped his level 101 tunic! Volkor picks it up, tossing his old level 100 tunic to AssDisaster.
[03/03/22 09:07:17] AssDisaster [842/848] has challenged webvictim [582/969] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:27:55 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/03/22 09:07:17] In the fierce battle, webvictim dropped his level 97 set of leggings! AssDisaster picks it up, tossing his old level 56 set of leggings to webvictim.
[03/03/22 16:07:18] AssDisaster [612/893] has challenged TurdMartini [236/329] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:28:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/03/22 18:07:19] MPenguin [317/875] has challenged AssDisaster [642/893] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:49:32 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[03/03/22 18:07:58] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:09 towards level 101.
[03/04/22 03:07:18] AssDisaster [595/893] has challenged Meistarin [330/660] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:10:46 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/04/22 12:43:17] Mag, kutasownik and Volkor [430/2053] have team battled Timewalker, |_ocke and AssDisaster [456/2496] at [696,444] and lost! 0 days, 01:27:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/22 14:06:43] AssDisaster, weylin and TurdMartini [1339/2630] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Timewalker and |_ocke [1133/3144] at [513,590] and won! 0 days, 00:10:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/22 14:50:10] AssDisaster [439/893] has challenged linuxdaemon [683/685] in combat and lost! 158 days, 13:09:29 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/04/22 17:29:51] |_ocke, Doctor_Colossus and weylin [1996/4198] have team battled Sario, TurdMartini and AssDisaster [130/1584] at [626,628] and won! 0 days, 17:01:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/22 01:23:51] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 153 days, 13:55:50 towards level 102.
[03/05/22 07:07:19] AssDisaster [550/893] has challenged webvictim [8/924] in combat and won! 512 days, 02:55:06 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/05/22 12:28:34] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 137 days, 21:28:57 towards level 102.
[03/05/22 12:36:23] AssDisaster, ricin and Meistarin [963/2514] have team battled weylin, Nabru and RichardG867 [2639/3186] at [436,68] and lost! 0 days, 06:41:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/22 18:00:11] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 133 days, 21:20:45 towards level 102.
[03/05/22 19:58:58] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 49 days, 02:07:40 towards level 102.
[03/06/22 05:32:36] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 46 days, 14:44:36 towards level 102.
[03/07/22 03:52:03] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 61 days, 22:21:58 towards level 102.
[03/07/22 12:28:24] Nabru, Mag and AssDisaster [1727/2863] have team battled webvictim, linuxdaemon and AB49K [736/2068] at [104,13] and won! 134 days, 14:50:00 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/22 16:07:18] MistahKel [352/382] has challenged AssDisaster [490/893] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:53:58 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[03/07/22 20:07:17] AssDisaster [807/893] has challenged Volkor [195/821] in combat and won! 123 days, 18:03:46 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/08/22 00:48:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 174 days, 16:56:03 from level 102.
[03/08/22 08:07:19] AssDisaster [200/893] has challenged SelfishShellfish [700/1472] in combat and lost! 103 days, 07:34:14 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/08/22 15:52:35] |_ocke, Doctor_Colossus and RichardG867 [1131/3650] have team battled Sario, weylin and AssDisaster [179/2663] at [60,485] and won! 21 days, 04:49:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/22 00:07:19] Nabru [856/925] has challenged AssDisaster [32/893] in combat and won! 104 days, 06:38:05 is removed from Nabru's clock.
[03/09/22 01:54:10] weylin, AssDisaster and RichardG867 [1175/3158] have team battled Volkor, MistahKel and Sario [326/1562] at [84,545] and won! 18 days, 01:11:59 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/22 10:53:02] RichardG867, Mag and AssDisaster [1740/2795] have team battled ricin, Doctor_Colossus and linuxdaemon [846/3190] at [60,119] and won! 13 days, 01:41:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/22 13:13:05] ricin, Doctor_Colossus and RichardG867 [1360/3362] have team battled AssDisaster, Mag and Meistarin [1064/2606] at [417,131] and won! 1 day, 13:31:24 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/22 17:49:05] MPenguin, Meistarin and Doctor_Colossus [1303/3087] have team battled RichardG867, AssDisaster and TurdMartini [1393/2083] at [513,13] and lost! 0 days, 23:18:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/22 19:07:18] linuxdaemon [372/685] has challenged AssDisaster [334/893] in combat and won! 43 days, 11:28:22 is removed from linuxdaemon's clock.
[03/09/22 21:00:56] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 40 days, 15:52:53 towards level 102.
[03/09/22 23:53:24] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 54 days, 01:43:15 towards level 102.
[03/10/22 00:07:17] ricin [893/961] has challenged AssDisaster [693/893] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:36:30 is removed from ricin's clock.
[03/10/22 00:16:57] SelfishShellfish, ricin and AB49K [1482/2892] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, AssDisaster and TurdMartini [1414/2770] at [119,44] and won! 0 days, 16:23:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/22 02:42:09] TheSilentLink, weylin and linuxdaemon [2240/3421] have team battled TurdMartini, ricin and AssDisaster [926/2187] at [237,433] and won! 3 days, 16:10:42 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/22 03:07:18] AssDisaster [442/893] has challenged MPenguin [294/875] in combat and won! 179 days, 13:28:47 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/10/22 09:11:10] AssDisaster, sslbits and Mag [2462/3144] have team battled ricin, linuxdaemon and weylin [2035/3054] at [228,651] and won! 0 days, 09:26:20 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/22 21:08:00] weylin, AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish, and MPenguin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/10/22 21:44:47] weylin, Meistarin and MPenguin [437/2951] have team battled AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and TheSilentLink [934/3693] at [156,27] and lost! 0 days, 16:28:39 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/22 01:18:15] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 20 days, 03:34:42 towards level 102.
[03/11/22 03:07:19] AssDisaster [311/893] has challenged MPenguin [625/875] in combat and lost! 53 days, 14:03:52 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/11/22 04:07:19] sslbits [324/1206] has challenged AssDisaster [276/893] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:20:30 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[03/11/22 07:19:43] Sario, webvictim and Thor [332/2119] have team battled AssDisaster, linuxdaemon and |_ocke [1183/2827] at [883,721] and lost! 0 days, 05:58:18 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/22 10:07:17] weylin [938/1408] has challenged AssDisaster [364/893] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:46:15 is removed from weylin's clock.
[03/11/22 11:07:18] Mag [352/1045] has challenged AssDisaster [781/893] in combat and lost! 364 days, 15:22:13 is added to Mag's clock.
[03/11/22 15:18:31] AssDisaster was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 30 days, 12:12:13 from level 102.
[03/11/22 18:58:47] Thor, Sario and webvictim [1780/2101] have team battled sslbits, AB49K and AssDisaster [855/2558] at [934,765] and won! 0 days, 04:50:09 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/22 19:00:20] RichardG867, Nabru and kutasownik [309/2047] have team battled Thor, AssDisaster and TheSilentLink [1935/3036] at [900,92] and lost! 0 days, 01:58:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/22 08:07:18] AssDisaster [174/893] has challenged Meistarin [606/668] in combat and lost! 69 days, 20:18:59 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/12/22 17:49:28] Doctor_Colossus, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [814/3909] have team battled MPenguin, Thor and |_ocke [145/2939] at [133,299] and won! 9 days, 12:14:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/22 18:07:18] AssDisaster [353/893] has challenged Nabru [282/925] in combat and won! 89 days, 08:17:51 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/12/22 20:07:17] AssDisaster [784/893] has challenged Nabru [2/925] in combat and won! 74 days, 03:25:37 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/13/22 01:19:12] |_ocke, AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish, and Doctor_Colossus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/13/22 01:19:15] Doctor_Colossus [243/1544] has come upon AssDisaster [167/893] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:11:03 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[03/13/22 15:07:19] weylin [581/1408] has challenged AssDisaster [287/893] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:08:09 is removed from weylin's clock.
[03/14/22 02:07:19] webvictim [304/924] has challenged AssDisaster [793/893] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:36:43 is added to webvictim's clock.
[03/14/22 04:28:17] SelfishShellfish, MistahKel and Sario [729/2275] have team battled Meistarin, AssDisaster and weylin [954/2974] at [297,968] and lost! 0 days, 07:24:54 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/22 17:54:24] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 29 days, 15:50:57 towards level 102.
[03/14/22 18:07:19] Meistarin [203/680] has challenged AssDisaster [422/893] in combat and lost! 140 days, 17:31:45 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[03/15/22 03:02:30] |_ocke, Sario and RichardG867 [1894/2530] have team battled Timewalker, AB49K and AssDisaster [359/1703] at [816,981] and won! 1 day, 13:31:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/22 03:59:53] SelfishShellfish, Sario and AssDisaster [651/2789] have team battled |_ocke, ricin and TheSilentLink [3122/3560] at [989,219] and lost! 6 days, 14:20:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/22 08:53:01] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 17 days, 05:12:02 towards level 102.
[03/15/22 09:16:25] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 10:27:49 towards level 102.
[03/15/22 09:51:33] |_ocke, webvictim and weylin [313/3581] have team battled TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and ricin [3015/3182] at [310,11] and lost! 2 days, 06:37:32 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/22 16:35:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 149 days, 17:10:32 toward level 102.
[03/15/22 22:35:28] TheSilentLink, weylin and MPenguin [2186/3606] have team battled AssDisaster, |_ocke and MistahKel [1753/2521] at [338,315] and won! 0 days, 16:10:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/22 00:07:19] Nabru [258/925] has challenged AssDisaster [542/893] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:52:55 is added to Nabru's clock.
[03/16/22 05:11:35] AssDisaster lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:09:16 from level 102.
[03/16/22 07:52:56] MistahKel, AssDisaster and webvictim [1890/2362] have team battled weylin, Volkor and |_ocke [3351/3478] at [11,50] and lost! 3 days, 07:34:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/22 04:24:10] AssDisaster [419/893] has come upon ricin [75/961] and taken them in combat! 23 days, 06:41:29 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/17/22 18:07:19] Volkor [37/821] has challenged AssDisaster [694/893] in combat and lost! 11 days, 20:35:00 is added to Volkor's clock.
[03/17/22 19:07:19] AssDisaster [98/893] has challenged MistahKel [252/545] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:01:02 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/17/22 23:26:53] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:44:08 towards level 102.
[03/18/22 02:07:19] AssDisaster [244/893] has challenged AB49K [391/453] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:07:37 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/18/22 07:07:17] Meistarin [162/680] has challenged AssDisaster [385/893] in combat and lost! 55 days, 04:53:29 is added to Meistarin's clock.
[03/18/22 11:07:18] webvictim [797/924] has challenged AssDisaster [785/893] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:07:19 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[03/18/22 13:17:29] AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and |_ocke [91/3684] have team battled Sario, Nabru and Volkor [1625/2170] at [695,479] and lost! 0 days, 13:12:12 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/22 13:37:53] Doctor_Colossus, Sario and Nabru [1536/2891] have team battled Volkor, MPenguin and AssDisaster [2483/2584] at [785,345] and lost! 0 days, 15:46:34 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/22 14:03:38] sslbits, Sario and Doctor_Colossus [2386/3210] have team battled MPenguin, AssDisaster and TheSilentLink [793/3091] at [806,771] and won! 0 days, 18:50:44 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/22 16:07:18] |_ocke [37/1249] has challenged AssDisaster [105/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:54:41 is added to |_ocke's clock.
[03/18/22 22:25:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 26 days, 10:07:11 toward level 102.
[03/18/22 22:33:17] Nabru, Meistarin and Doctor_Colossus [857/3147] have team battled sslbits, AssDisaster and Volkor [7/2965] at [869,326] and won! 0 days, 10:39:58 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/22 02:33:10] |_ocke, AssDisaster and Thor [1674/2957] have team battled sslbits, ricin and MistahKel [2633/2754] at [924,735] and lost! 0 days, 17:27:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/22 06:07:19] Doctor_Colossus [790/1542] has challenged AssDisaster [78/893] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:46:27 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[03/19/22 14:07:17] linuxdaemon [172/685] has challenged AssDisaster [435/893] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:50:51 is added to linuxdaemon's clock.
[03/19/22 15:13:13] Mag, Sario and |_ocke [803/2705] have team battled AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and webvictim [75/3145] at [438,483] and won! 0 days, 16:23:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/22 22:07:19] Volkor [487/821] has challenged AssDisaster [363/893] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:20:12 is removed from Volkor's clock.
[03/20/22 00:07:19] AssDisaster [734/893] has challenged MPenguin [572/870] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:56:37 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/20/22 01:07:17] MPenguin [628/870] has challenged AssDisaster [641/893] in combat and lost! 37 days, 20:13:14 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[03/20/22 01:08:05] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:46:54 towards level 102.
[03/20/22 06:07:18] AssDisaster [184/893] has challenged Nabru [471/925] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:03:52 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/20/22 09:45:35] Volkor, ricin and Meistarin [1032/2459] have team battled AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and MPenguin [15/3235] at [31,108] and won! 3 days, 02:19:54 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/22 10:24:58] Volkor, AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish, and MPenguin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/20/22 16:29:10] AssDisaster, Volkor and Meistarin [1895/2394] have team battled TurdMartini, Mag and ricin [287/2360] at [475,155] and won! 1 day, 19:17:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/22 18:10:38] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:03:24 towards level 102.
[03/20/22 19:21:32] TheSilentLink, webvictim and linuxdaemon [1159/2933] have team battled Sario, AssDisaster and |_ocke [1411/2553] at [629,535] and lost! 0 days, 01:51:07 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/22 23:07:52] linuxdaemon, webvictim and MPenguin [2295/2475] have team battled AB49K, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [509/2893] at [686,780] and won! 0 days, 01:28:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/22 09:59:15] ricin, Nabru and TheSilentLink [2530/3211] have team battled linuxdaemon, AssDisaster and RichardG867 [1216/2431] at [501,339] and won! 1 day, 08:48:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/22 12:07:18] sslbits [1009/1251] has challenged AssDisaster [571/893] in combat and won! 54 days, 15:29:14 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[03/21/22 17:12:12] ricin, linuxdaemon and AssDisaster [2517/2532] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Thor and |_ocke [2529/3622] at [517,447] and lost! 2 days, 01:29:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/22 19:07:17] AssDisaster [451/893] has challenged idlerpg [1411/1715] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:30:22 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/22/22 00:07:17] AssDisaster [880/893] has challenged AB49K [83/689] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:32:38 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/22/22 00:41:12] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:25:19 towards level 102.
[03/22/22 05:07:18] RichardG867 [795/857] has challenged AssDisaster [833/893] in combat and lost! 382 days, 08:01:40 is added to RichardG867's clock.
[03/22/22 05:10:00] Volkor and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/22 06:52:40] webvictim, Sario and |_ocke [737/2584] have team battled Timewalker, AssDisaster and MPenguin [1526/2095] at [1003,394] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/22 07:37:28] Sario, Timewalker and |_ocke [224/2017] have team battled AssDisaster, sslbits and MistahKel [1288/2685] at [736,237] and lost! 0 days, 11:24:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/22 12:07:17] Volkor [354/821] has challenged AssDisaster [46/893] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:15:20 is removed from Volkor's clock.
[03/22/22 13:39:55] AssDisaster, AB49K and Doctor_Colossus [766/3129] have team battled Volkor, HellSpawn and linuxdaemon [1455/1866] at [320,595] and lost! 1 day, 20:57:17 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/22 00:14:00] RichardG867, AssDisaster and |_ocke [69/2986] have team battled weylin, sslbits and Thor [2811/3527] at [622,288] and lost! 2 days, 03:49:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/22 06:10:17] weylin, MPenguin and MistahKel [1282/2791] have team battled sslbits, ricin and AssDisaster [1686/3102] at [731,181] and lost! 0 days, 03:13:02 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/22 07:53:44] AssDisaster, ricin and sslbits [2184/3102] have team battled kutasownik, Mag and weylin [403/2711] at [546,431] and won! 2 days, 12:39:58 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/22 08:07:19] AB49K [462/689] has challenged AssDisaster [547/893] in combat and lost! 11 days, 18:46:35 is added to AB49K's clock.
[03/23/22 10:50:44] ricin [2/958] has come upon AssDisaster [683/893] and been defeated in combat! 52 days, 01:42:49 is added to ricin's clock.
[03/23/22 13:07:17] SelfishShellfish [20/1492] has challenged AssDisaster [577/893] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:05:10 is added to SelfishShellfish's clock.
[03/23/22 13:20:40] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:33:05 towards level 102.
[03/23/22 16:51:16] Meistarin, AssDisaster and sslbits [238/2830] have team battled |_ocke, Nabru and MistahKel [1692/2702] at [716,233] and lost! 2 days, 06:17:34 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/22 00:07:17] ricin [97/958] has challenged AssDisaster [311/893] in combat and lost! 59 days, 04:01:08 is added to ricin's clock.
[03/24/22 00:38:27] Mag, SelfishShellfish and webvictim [615/3452] have team battled kutasownik, sslbits and AssDisaster [1204/2411] at [681,786] and lost! 2 days, 01:20:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/22 01:14:25] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:54:38 towards level 102.
[03/24/22 16:22:41] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:02:21 towards level 102.
[03/24/22 23:46:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 05:09:42 from level 102.
[03/25/22 08:09:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 7 days, 15:53:45 toward level 102.
[03/25/22 10:07:17] AssDisaster [197/893] has challenged Timewalker [326/357] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:35:47 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/25/22 11:36:31] RichardG867, MPenguin and Volkor [2013/2523] have team battled weylin, Mag and AssDisaster [1326/3337] at [17,485] and won! 3 days, 15:31:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/22 14:07:19] Mag [96/1036] has challenged AssDisaster [677/893] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:04:28 is added to Mag's clock.
[03/25/22 18:30:14] AssDisaster got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:18:07 from level 102.
[03/26/22 02:38:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 08:32:03 from level 102.
[03/26/22 03:49:58] weylin, Mag, AssDisaster, and RichardG867 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/22 04:33:10] Volkor, AssDisaster and Thor [469/2582] have team battled webvictim, TurdMartini and MistahKel [64/1853] at [451,522] and won! 0 days, 11:15:03 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/22 12:07:19] AssDisaster [855/893] has challenged ricin [914/958] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:25:49 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/26/22 12:38:32] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:34:45 towards level 102.
[03/26/22 13:07:17] AssDisaster [684/893] has challenged Sario [407/422] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:24:31 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/26/22 17:07:17] Volkor [353/821] has challenged AssDisaster [667/893] in combat and lost! 314 days, 02:02:27 is added to Volkor's clock.
[03/26/22 17:31:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 3 days, 11:21:25 toward level 102.
[03/26/22 21:07:18] SelfishShellfish [1360/1492] has challenged AssDisaster [568/893] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:14:19 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[03/27/22 05:47:37] HellSpawn, Meistarin and SelfishShellfish [1613/2548] have team battled AB49K, AssDisaster and Mag [401/2618] at [544,89] and won! 1 day, 03:31:03 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/22 08:07:30] AssDisaster, weylin and Thor [2253/3173] have team battled Nabru, kutasownik and Mag [906/2248] at [215,328] and won! 0 days, 15:05:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/22 11:07:17] AssDisaster [357/893] has challenged Volkor [665/793] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:09:59 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/27/22 14:07:17] Doctor_Colossus [668/1547] has challenged AssDisaster [571/893] in combat and won! 135 days, 16:28:20 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[03/28/22 00:37:57] Meistarin [215/690] has come upon AssDisaster [193/893] and taken them in combat! 54 days, 04:50:54 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[03/28/22 14:47:53] MPenguin, ricin and Doctor_Colossus [246/3355] have team battled Meistarin, TurdMartini and AssDisaster [746/1951] at [702,154] and lost! 1 day, 12:04:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/22 20:33:24] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:18:12 towards level 102.
[03/29/22 08:51:51] AssDisaster, Volkor and weylin [2289/3116] have team battled |_ocke, webvictim and RichardG867 [1245/2994] at [189,817] and won! 1 day, 03:09:24 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/22 09:07:19] AssDisaster [90/893] has challenged AB49K [106/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:35:09 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/29/22 13:07:19] AB49K [140/689] has challenged AssDisaster [637/893] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:24:50 is added to AB49K's clock.
[03/29/22 15:07:18] weylin [574/1408] has challenged AssDisaster [66/893] in combat and won! 78 days, 17:32:51 is removed from weylin's clock.
[03/29/22 16:07:19] webvictim [351/924] has challenged AssDisaster [756/893] in combat and lost! 10 days, 12:03:51 is added to webvictim's clock.
[03/29/22 16:25:51] AssDisaster was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:31:07 from level 102.
[03/29/22 18:07:17] Nabru [838/925] has challenged AssDisaster [458/893] in combat and won! 143 days, 02:53:11 is removed from Nabru's clock.
[03/30/22 03:07:18] AssDisaster [608/893] has challenged Meistarin [611/690] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:40:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/30/22 05:20:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 10:36:49 toward level 102.
[03/30/22 11:07:19] AssDisaster [479/893] has challenged Nabru [579/925] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[03/31/22 03:30:47] sslbits and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/22 10:21:09] AssDisaster, webvictim and MistahKel [617/2383] have team battled Mag, TurdMartini and Timewalker [1217/1761] at [886,6] and lost! 0 days, 16:10:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/22 23:10:52] MistahKel, AssDisaster and Sario [696/1894] have team battled Volkor, webvictim and AB49K [213/2433] at [350,48] and won! 0 days, 16:50:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/22 23:45:56] MistahKel, Sario and AssDisaster [1468/1894] have team battled SelfishShellfish, Volkor and webvictim [2616/3229] at [544,130] and lost! 0 days, 13:21:06 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/22 00:07:19] Thor [664/890] has challenged AssDisaster [501/893] in combat and won! 540 days, 02:21:15 is removed from Thor's clock.
[04/01/22 01:32:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 07:50:00 toward level 102.
[04/01/22 12:07:18] MPenguin [185/848] has challenged AssDisaster [794/893] in combat and lost! 72 days, 15:01:12 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[04/01/22 13:07:18] AssDisaster [258/893] has challenged TurdMartini [44/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:16:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/02/22 05:20:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1 day, 22:29:50 toward level 102.
[04/02/22 06:07:17] AssDisaster [486/893] has challenged |_ocke [80/1197] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:28:20 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/02/22 12:27:12] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:07 towards level 102.
[04/02/22 18:08:04] Volkor and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/22 19:07:19] AssDisaster [149/893] has challenged AB49K [92/689] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:14:28 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/02/22 23:03:43] linuxdaemon, Mag, AssDisaster, and MPenguin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/03/22 03:25:38] MPenguin, Sario and AssDisaster [1034/2178] have team battled Volkor, kutasownik and Mag [47/2159] at [302,84] and won! 0 days, 00:47:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/22 06:34:14] AssDisaster [572/984] has challenged webvictim [332/924] in combat and won! 511 days, 04:01:31 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/03/22 06:34:14] AssDisaster has dealt webvictim a Critical Strike! 1 day, 05:23:44 is added to webvictim's clock.
[04/03/22 10:07:19] MistahKel [439/563] has challenged AssDisaster [718/984] in combat and lost! 56 days, 12:34:24 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[04/03/22 10:36:03] AssDisaster EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 87 days, 14:12:13 from level 103.
[04/03/22 11:50:58] RichardG867, weylin and Timewalker [1582/2652] have team battled MPenguin, AssDisaster and kutasownik [1816/2121] at [128,351] and lost! 3 days, 06:15:59 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/22 13:39:40] TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and weylin [2547/3728] have team battled MistahKel, webvictim and Thor [698/2377] at [69,594] and won! 4 days, 03:49:13 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/22 14:30:59] AssDisaster, Sario and MistahKel [1126/1987] have team battled weylin, RichardG867 and MPenguin [2527/3124] at [17,235] and lost! 2 days, 04:51:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/22 15:33:46] kutasownik, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [593/2165] have team battled Sario, weylin and MPenguin [1835/2691] at [57,230] and lost! 1 day, 10:14:37 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/22 16:51:04] AssDisaster, MPenguin and kutasownik [902/2121] have team battled ricin, Sario and Volkor [2080/2228] at [536,44] and lost! 1 day, 16:50:05 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/22 17:07:18] AssDisaster [911/984] has challenged webvictim [177/924] in combat and won! 389 days, 05:14:37 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/04/22 00:11:00] RichardG867, AB49K and MPenguin [1698/2393] have team battled SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and kutasownik [1669/2777] at [77,169] and won! 2 days, 23:52:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/22 10:07:18] AssDisaster [675/984] has challenged sslbits [1097/1262] in combat and lost! 76 days, 04:14:07 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/04/22 11:07:18] webvictim [716/924] has challenged AssDisaster [924/984] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:52:38 is added to webvictim's clock.
[04/04/22 14:50:08] AssDisaster, Meistarin and ricin [2545/2630] have team battled Volkor, kutasownik and TurdMartini [1013/1501] at [798,210] and won! 2 days, 00:02:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/22 21:35:09] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 92 days, 07:57:02 towards level 103.
[04/04/22 23:02:50] TurdMartini, Volkor and AssDisaster [2045/2177] have team battled webvictim, AB49K and MPenguin [1358/2444] at [398,200] and won! 0 days, 16:59:05 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/22 02:40:36] AssDisaster sharpened the edge of his weapon! AssDisaster's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/05/22 03:07:18] AssDisaster [925/1001] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [1288/1547] in combat and lost! 130 days, 13:38:55 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/05/22 09:26:46] Mag and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/22 12:54:46] ricin, kutasownik and sslbits [1454/2533] have team battled TurdMartini, Meistarin and AssDisaster [1789/2052] at [905,90] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/22 23:07:18] linuxdaemon [288/695] has challenged AssDisaster [221/1001] in combat and won! 56 days, 01:55:59 is removed from linuxdaemon's clock.
[04/06/22 10:07:19] AssDisaster [738/1001] has challenged Sario [16/440] in combat and won! 42 days, 22:48:46 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/06/22 12:07:19] Meistarin [493/683] has challenged AssDisaster [300/1001] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:01:29 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[04/06/22 15:59:51] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 30 days, 09:10:30 towards level 103.
[04/06/22 19:58:04] Nabru, Thor and AB49K [1151/2506] have team battled weylin, AssDisaster and sslbits [2652/3524] at [923,754] and lost! 0 days, 23:27:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/22 20:22:13] AssDisaster was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 44 days, 09:09:22 from level 103.
[04/06/22 20:59:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 125 days, 09:22:31 from level 103.
[04/07/22 08:07:17] Doctor_Colossus [1457/1547] has challenged AssDisaster [399/1001] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:50:51 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[04/07/22 10:15:54] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 34 days, 11:59:13 towards level 103.
[04/07/22 14:40:50] Mag, linuxdaemon and Thor [2201/2621] have team battled Meistarin, AssDisaster and weylin [2535/3106] at [793,320] and lost! 10 days, 06:27:15 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/22 16:55:59] Thor, MPenguin and TheSilentLink [1988/3041] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, AssDisaster and weylin [2653/3970] at [418,466] and lost! 3 days, 14:22:05 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/22 18:07:37] linuxdaemon, Thor and AssDisaster [2238/2586] have team battled TurdMartini, Mag and webvictim [914/2541] at [792,56] and won! 9 days, 09:35:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/22 20:07:18] AssDisaster [370/1001] has challenged weylin [338/1422] in combat and won! 122 days, 01:21:34 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/08/22 00:07:17] AssDisaster [242/1001] has challenged kutasownik [243/308] in combat and lost! 28 days, 14:12:32 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/08/22 09:07:18] AssDisaster [892/1001] has challenged idlerpg [1027/1720] in combat and lost! 43 days, 16:01:10 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/08/22 11:05:22] AssDisaster got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 24 days, 00:18:44 from level 103.
[04/08/22 14:02:59] Sario, AssDisaster and TurdMartini [1254/1861] have team battled linuxdaemon, Mag and Thor [1134/2619] at [818,484] and won! 1 day, 17:36:24 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/22 19:52:19] Sario, AssDisaster and TurdMartini [1819/1861] have team battled Mag, Thor and weylin [2269/3342] at [720,348] and lost! 1 day, 08:07:15 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/22 22:07:19] AssDisaster [409/1001] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [7/1547] in combat and won! 125 days, 20:30:36 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/09/22 01:01:53] AssDisaster was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 26 days, 10:06:12 from level 103.
[04/09/22 03:07:18] Thor [671/890] has challenged AssDisaster [829/1001] in combat and lost! 149 days, 11:31:55 is added to Thor's clock.
[04/09/22 03:34:27] TheSilentLink, AB49K and TurdMartini [130/2433] have team battled AssDisaster, Meistarin and Thor [2528/2574] at [678,386] and lost! 0 days, 13:00:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/22 18:09:42] Thor, Sario and SelfishShellfish [2231/2833] have team battled MPenguin, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [2161/2714] at [520,245] and won! 5 days, 07:11:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/22 19:07:17] AssDisaster [591/1001] has challenged Sario [357/440] in combat and won! 40 days, 07:27:48 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/09/22 19:24:09] AssDisaster met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 36 days, 06:41:20 from level 103.
[04/10/22 03:31:06] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 31 days, 21:33:25 towards level 103.
[04/10/22 05:07:18] AssDisaster [30/1001] has challenged sslbits [762/1101] in combat and lost! 29 days, 08:11:03 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/10/22 06:07:18] TheSilentLink [1306/1322] has challenged AssDisaster [330/1001] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:54:52 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[04/10/22 07:57:06] MPenguin, AssDisaster and Meistarin [2501/2517] have team battled TheSilentLink, |_ocke and weylin [246/3941] at [348,326] and won! 0 days, 06:25:37 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/22 09:07:19] AssDisaster [888/1001] has challenged |_ocke [572/1197] in combat and won! 63 days, 07:22:10 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/10/22 11:19:57] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 26 days, 13:57:30 towards level 103.
[04/10/22 12:07:17] AssDisaster [618/1001] has challenged webvictim [760/1085] in combat and lost! 48 days, 21:43:01 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/10/22 14:07:18] AssDisaster [332/1001] has challenged Mag [688/1050] in combat and lost! 56 days, 17:11:30 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/11/22 02:07:18] AssDisaster [977/1001] has challenged Thor [445/890] in combat and won! 90 days, 08:27:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/11/22 02:42:36] AssDisaster got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 32 days, 00:45:33 from level 103.
[04/11/22 03:07:17] Doctor_Colossus [1345/1555] has challenged AssDisaster [814/1001] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:26:55 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[04/11/22 04:27:12] sslbits, AssDisaster, MPenguin, and Meistarin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/22 07:50:41] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 31 days, 16:30:27 towards level 103.
[04/11/22 08:57:05] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 25 days, 13:21:16 towards level 103.
[04/11/22 10:07:18] AssDisaster [22/1001] has challenged weylin [352/1422] in combat and lost! 26 days, 20:59:07 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/11/22 13:40:32] Thor, AssDisaster and TurdMartini [2287/2311] have team battled kutasownik, Sario and Nabru [464/1672] at [962,91] and won! 1 day, 12:56:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/22 17:11:16] AssDisaster lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 18 days, 12:59:29 from level 103.
[04/11/22 20:07:18] AssDisaster [386/1001] has challenged MPenguin [356/833] in combat and won! 62 days, 13:06:47 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/11/22 21:07:18] sslbits [294/1101] has challenged AssDisaster [712/1001] in combat and lost! 133 days, 07:44:18 is added to sslbits's clock.
[04/11/22 22:30:58] AssDisaster, Sario and |_ocke [1279/2653] have team battled RichardG867, MPenguin and sslbits [2479/2818] at [319,561] and lost! 0 days, 04:08:13 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/22 08:51:05] AssDisaster, Sario and kutasownik [953/1763] have team battled SelfishShellfish, linuxdaemon and Thor [677/3086] at [766,175] and won! 1 day, 20:11:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/22 11:20:27] kutasownik, sslbits and Meistarin [659/2106] have team battled TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and Sario [2423/2763] at [541,323] and lost! 3 days, 05:31:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/22 13:04:25] AssDisaster died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 23:14:35 from level 103.
[04/12/22 15:07:18] AssDisaster [398/1001] has challenged Sario [92/440] in combat and won! 19 days, 19:33:09 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/12/22 16:20:26] MistahKel, SelfishShellfish and Nabru [2168/2979] have team battled kutasownik, AssDisaster and RichardG867 [464/2207] at [713,141] and won! 0 days, 09:30:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/22 17:07:17] AB49K [556/686] has challenged AssDisaster [598/1001] in combat and lost! 20 days, 23:29:37 is added to AB49K's clock.
[04/12/22 18:19:35] Sario, TheSilentLink and sslbits [1631/2868] have team battled TurdMartini, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [1313/2305] at [342,79] and won! 1 day, 09:27:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/22 21:07:17] AB49K [76/686] has challenged AssDisaster [429/1001] in combat and lost! 20 days, 01:39:12 is added to AB49K's clock.
[04/12/22 23:58:20] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 17 days, 19:06:44 towards level 103.
[04/13/22 08:07:17] sslbits [146/1101] has challenged AssDisaster [198/1001] in combat and lost! 63 days, 13:11:05 is added to sslbits's clock.
[04/13/22 08:30:19] AssDisaster lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 16 days, 05:08:19 from level 103.
[04/13/22 12:41:07] MPenguin, Doctor_Colossus and MistahKel [82/2967] have team battled Nabru, AssDisaster and webvictim [2386/3001] at [911,199] and lost! 0 days, 17:57:37 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/22 13:08:55] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 16:33:10 towards level 103.
[04/13/22 21:48:44] AssDisaster was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 08:51:12 from level 103.
[04/14/22 01:07:17] AssDisaster [686/1001] has challenged Sphearion [111/118] in combat and won! 12 days, 14:58:29 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/14/22 02:36:26] linuxdaemon, ricin and AssDisaster [1985/2663] have team battled Mag, |_ocke and Meistarin [1609/2935] at [66,958] and won! 1 day, 16:04:55 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/22 11:12:33] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 18 days, 05:15:26 towards level 103.
[04/14/22 13:07:17] TheSilentLink [1091/1327] has challenged AssDisaster [49/1001] in combat and won! 445 days, 17:05:48 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[04/14/22 15:02:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 67 days, 17:37:57 toward level 103.
[04/14/22 16:08:58] SelfishShellfish [176/1503] has come upon AssDisaster [961/1001] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:33:24 is added to SelfishShellfish's clock.
[04/14/22 20:15:46] AssDisaster, sslbits and |_ocke [1063/3314] have team battled Thor, linuxdaemon and weylin [2173/3021] at [192,212] and lost! 15 days, 20:37:28 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/22 10:07:18] AssDisaster [231/1001] has challenged TurdMartini [63/415] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:17:23 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/15/22 14:17:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 15 days, 00:23:38 toward level 103.
[04/15/22 22:07:20] AssDisaster [81/1001] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [1456/1564] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:36:19 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/16/22 07:53:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 17 days, 01:22:06 toward level 103.
[04/16/22 15:06:48] TheSilentLink, weylin and AssDisaster [2373/3750] have team battled Sphearion, Sario and MPenguin [101/1449] at [892,53] and won! 2 days, 17:32:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/22 15:26:35] AssDisaster died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:11:02 from level 103.
[04/16/22 15:35:44] Sphearion, Sario and MPenguin [624/1449] have team battled TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and AB49K [1333/3019] at [686,214] and lost! 0 days, 03:04:01 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/22 15:53:07] AssDisaster, RichardG867 and AB49K [381/2576] have team battled Nabru, Sphearion and Sario [1249/1510] at [803,267] and lost! 2 days, 09:30:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/22 15:58:58] RichardG867, AB49K and Nabru [1804/2481] have team battled Sario, AssDisaster and |_ocke [2074/2653] at [988,312] and lost! 13 days, 17:33:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/22 20:07:19] AB49K [638/691] has challenged AssDisaster [452/1001] in combat and won! 20 days, 13:18:11 is removed from AB49K's clock.
[04/16/22 23:55:57] sslbits, Sario and Sphearion [984/1705] have team battled ricin, AssDisaster and RichardG867 [1928/2854] at [571,304] and lost! 0 days, 02:00:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/22 03:07:18] MistahKel [244/566] has challenged AssDisaster [249/1001] in combat and lost! 19 days, 13:58:30 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[04/17/22 05:07:20] AB49K [544/691] has challenged AssDisaster [289/1001] in combat and won! 17 days, 00:16:34 is removed from AB49K's clock.
[04/17/22 05:07:20] In the fierce battle, AssDisaster dropped his level 100 tunic! AB49K picks it up, tossing his old level 62 tunic to AssDisaster.
[04/17/22 11:26:49] AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and webvictim [679/3599] have team battled Mag, RichardG867 and Sphearion [776/2116] at [858,534] and lost! 2 days, 17:06:26 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/22 12:07:17] Doctor_Colossus [1182/1550] has challenged AssDisaster [678/959] in combat and won! 235 days, 23:28:29 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[04/17/22 12:07:35] AssDisaster reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! AssDisaster's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/17/22 14:05:06] AssDisaster, Nabru and Sario [424/2318] have team battled webvictim, SelfishShellfish and Mag [2484/3685] at [660,709] and lost! 1 day, 02:41:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/22 15:07:18] AssDisaster [928/972] has challenged kutasownik [214/322] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:13:46 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/17/22 18:07:18] Mag [17/1068] has challenged AssDisaster [146/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:42:23 is added to Mag's clock.
[04/17/22 22:57:05] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:29:17 towards level 103.
[04/18/22 00:07:19] AssDisaster [349/972] has challenged TheSilentLink [47/1327] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:35:19 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/18/22 01:25:35] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:31:26 towards level 103.
[04/18/22 03:07:17] Nabru [5/906] has challenged AssDisaster [571/972] in combat and lost! 16 days, 07:06:06 is added to Nabru's clock.
[04/18/22 10:24:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 2 days, 11:38:07 toward level 103.
[04/18/22 13:07:18] AssDisaster [224/972] has challenged webvictim [217/1090] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:05:49 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/18/22 14:07:18] AssDisaster [585/972] has challenged Sario [288/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:24:35 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/18/22 16:07:17] |_ocke [738/1212] has challenged AssDisaster [154/972] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:18:39 is removed from |_ocke's clock.
[04/19/22 01:07:19] RichardG867 [850/884] has challenged AssDisaster [250/972] in combat and won! 15 days, 11:27:54 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[04/19/22 01:35:42] linuxdaemon, AssDisaster, ricin, and Nabru have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/19/22 13:07:18] AssDisaster [919/972] has challenged Mag [143/1035] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:49:04 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/19/22 16:51:20] AssDisaster set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:22:00 from level 103.
[04/19/22 17:07:18] AssDisaster [136/972] has challenged SelfishShellfish [232/1527] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:46:39 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/20/22 01:07:17] AssDisaster [904/972] has challenged Sario [12/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:59:13 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/20/22 11:07:19] Mag [932/1035] has challenged AssDisaster [943/972] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:27:41 is added to Mag's clock.
[04/20/22 15:07:18] AssDisaster [963/972] has challenged Sario [272/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:35:18 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/20/22 19:07:17] AssDisaster [396/972] has challenged MistahKel [251/562] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:04:21 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/20/22 22:27:58] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:27:55 towards level 103.
[04/21/22 13:07:19] AssDisaster [2/972] has challenged idlerpg [1515/1752] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:16:32 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/21/22 23:03:08] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:18 towards level 103.
[04/22/22 02:41:37] AssDisaster, |_ocke and TheSilentLink [1631/3511] have team battled TurdMartini, kutasownik and MistahKel [347/1283] at [373,47] and won! 0 days, 04:13:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/22 10:51:36] RichardG867, Doctor_Colossus and AB49K [247/3188] have team battled AssDisaster, |_ocke and webvictim [2858/3268] at [241,667] and lost! 4 days, 07:40:08 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/22 11:00:40] |_ocke, AssDisaster, MPenguin, and webvictim have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/22/22 11:55:36] MPenguin, AssDisaster and |_ocke [1524/3035] have team battled webvictim, Doctor_Colossus and RichardG867 [1958/3543] at [331,574] and lost! 0 days, 01:06:29 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/22 18:34:27] AssDisaster [134/990] has challenged linuxdaemon [544/712] in combat and lost! 158 days, 17:28:41 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/23/22 00:07:17] AssDisaster [586/990] has challenged ricin [892/969] in combat and lost! 326 days, 18:20:58 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/23/22 01:07:19] AssDisaster [313/990] has challenged idlerpg [177/1752] in combat and won! 449 days, 18:33:47 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/23/22 04:51:52] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 161 days, 21:42:21 towards level 104.
[04/23/22 06:59:35] AssDisaster was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 130 days, 22:56:02 from level 104.
[04/23/22 07:46:33] Thor, AssDisaster, webvictim, and Sario have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/23/22 09:07:17] AssDisaster [85/990] has challenged kutasownik [150/322] in combat and lost! 92 days, 19:25:09 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/23/22 10:07:17] AssDisaster [846/990] has challenged Mag [445/1035] in combat and won! 397 days, 05:04:27 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/23/22 14:42:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 684 days, 05:03:21 from level 104.
[04/23/22 20:07:17] AssDisaster [166/990] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [476/1575] in combat and lost! 238 days, 17:27:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/23/22 20:14:36] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 1205 days, 05:29:06 from level 104.
[04/24/22 05:07:18] AssDisaster [499/990] has challenged TheSilentLink [551/1327] in combat and lost! 346 days, 08:46:03 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/24/22 06:07:18] AssDisaster [920/990] has challenged linuxdaemon [697/712] in combat and won! 559 days, 05:10:52 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/24/22 06:45:58] SelfishShellfish, Thor and MistahKel [807/2986] have team battled kutasownik, TurdMartini and AssDisaster [310/1711] at [1004,207] and won! 2 days, 05:44:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/22 07:41:40] AssDisaster, Nabru and RichardG867 [2490/2779] have team battled weylin, Thor and kutasownik [2348/2630] at [746,1001] and won! 3 days, 09:56:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/22 09:01:13] kutasownik, TurdMartini and SelfishShellfish [1951/2259] have team battled AssDisaster, Thor and weylin [82/3298] at [859,510] and won! 0 days, 00:40:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/22 12:18:02] weylin, MistahKel and kutasownik [1438/2338] have team battled AssDisaster, RichardG867 and Thor [2184/2760] at [922,729] and lost! 3 days, 10:35:55 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/22 13:07:19] AssDisaster [509/990] has challenged |_ocke [438/1212] in combat and won! 469 days, 03:33:44 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/24/22 19:29:00] weylin, AssDisaster and TheSilentLink [3294/3754] have team battled kutasownik, MPenguin and Thor [1967/2088] at [884,942] and won! 5 days, 19:17:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/22 22:45:03] TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and weylin [2242/3754] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, MistahKel and kutasownik [1645/2488] at [796,405] and won! 4 days, 14:46:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/22 01:00:40] weylin, AssDisaster and kutasownik [1068/2778] have team battled Sphearion, Thor and TurdMartini [150/1471] at [727,685] and won! 4 days, 00:34:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/22 04:07:19] AssDisaster [595/990] has challenged AB49K [6/729] in combat and won! 318 days, 05:38:17 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/25/22 04:56:48] Sario, Sphearion and TurdMartini [1003/1062] have team battled Thor, weylin and AssDisaster [660/3313] at [627,885] and won! 0 days, 05:04:37 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/22 05:07:18] AssDisaster [114/990] has challenged AB49K [114/729] in combat and won! 276 days, 20:36:55 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/25/22 05:09:09] AssDisaster was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 222 days, 08:08:00 from level 104.
[04/25/22 09:07:17] ricin [71/984] has challenged AssDisaster [169/990] in combat and lost! 437 days, 11:47:19 is added to ricin's clock.
[04/25/22 16:56:10] AssDisaster and MistahKel have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/22 18:07:18] AssDisaster [693/990] has challenged linuxdaemon [703/712] in combat and lost! 170 days, 02:29:48 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/25/22 20:37:21] sslbits and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/22 00:08:00] AssDisaster, |_ocke and SelfishShellfish [1461/3743] have team battled Mag, ricin and Sphearion [1140/2206] at [404,280] and won! 0 days, 14:49:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/22 01:12:45] Sphearion, linuxdaemon and kutasownik [384/1250] have team battled AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and Mag [1836/3352] at [727,424] and lost! 0 days, 07:33:11 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/22 01:54:19] |_ocke, AssDisaster and Sario [2083/2677] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, ricin and SelfishShellfish [2966/4100] at [351,406] and lost! 0 days, 11:30:25 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/22 04:18:47] weylin, webvictim and DoctorRaptorMD [2009/3513] have team battled Nabru, Sario and AssDisaster [884/2370] at [365,704] and won! 1 day, 00:29:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/22 11:36:25] AB49K, Sario and ricin [1519/2188] have team battled Nabru, DoctorRaptorMD and AssDisaster [842/2887] at [127,727] and won! 0 days, 12:34:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/22 13:07:19] AssDisaster [899/990] has challenged SelfishShellfish [964/1541] in combat and lost! 293 days, 10:22:47 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/27/22 00:07:17] sslbits [24/1120] has challenged AssDisaster [690/990] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:13:06 is added to sslbits's clock.
[04/27/22 01:42:56] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 269 days, 21:28:41 towards level 104.
[04/27/22 04:30:02] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 138 days, 12:54:37 towards level 104.
[04/27/22 09:35:29] AssDisaster, Sario and AB49K [406/2194] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, ricin and Thor [782/2868] at [1,890] and lost! 0 days, 02:24:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/22 13:07:19] AssDisaster [506/990] has challenged sslbits [1006/1120] in combat and lost! 165 days, 15:05:01 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/27/22 15:07:19] AssDisaster [964/990] has challenged webvictim [275/1084] in combat and won! 601 days, 18:12:14 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/27/22 19:29:37] AssDisaster and MistahKel have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/22 00:03:00] TurdMartini, Doctor_Colossus and Mag [2563/3009] have team battled AssDisaster, ricin and MPenguin [175/2831] at [183,342] and won! 0 days, 16:39:13 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/22 02:56:30] Sario, AssDisaster and Nabru [1942/2375] have team battled TurdMartini, ricin and MPenguin [1489/2240] at [32,859] and won! 5 days, 12:56:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/22 04:37:55] Sario, ricin and AssDisaster [404/2460] have team battled Nabru, MPenguin and TurdMartini [2014/2155] at [126,552] and lost! 6 days, 05:04:51 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/22 07:59:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 153 days, 07:49:56 toward level 104.
[04/28/22 12:07:19] AssDisaster [673/990] has challenged TurdMartini [379/399] in combat and won! 112 days, 10:07:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/28/22 16:32:10] Mag and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/22 22:36:58] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 85 days, 13:26:10 towards level 104.
[04/28/22 22:57:39] linuxdaemon, AssDisaster, MPenguin, and DoctorRaptorMD have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/28/22 23:05:43] DoctorRaptorMD, linuxdaemon and ricin [1634/2689] have team battled MistahKel, MPenguin and AssDisaster [665/2406] at [274,260] and won! 0 days, 02:18:26 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/22 23:57:59] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 64 days, 21:03:45 towards level 104.
[04/29/22 00:24:20] DoctorRaptorMD, AssDisaster and MPenguin [2809/2836] have team battled ricin, MistahKel and linuxdaemon [670/2259] at [455,242] and won! 0 days, 01:35:01 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/22 02:07:17] SelfishShellfish [1125/1541] has challenged AssDisaster [857/990] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:45:46 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[04/29/22 05:00:55] kutasownik, |_ocke and ricin [2033/2553] have team battled MPenguin, MistahKel and AssDisaster [636/2406] at [501,199] and won! 0 days, 04:09:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/22 07:07:19] MistahKel [397/562] has challenged AssDisaster [449/990] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:42:44 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[04/29/22 12:13:31] AssDisaster lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 128 days, 08:07:16 from level 104.
[04/29/22 12:57:00] kutasownik, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [1728/2916] have team battled weylin, Mag and ricin [1874/3462] at [354,80] and lost! 0 days, 03:56:50 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/22 16:07:18] AssDisaster [302/990] has challenged MPenguin [797/854] in combat and lost! 181 days, 07:22:42 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/29/22 18:51:03] AssDisaster and MistahKel have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/22 20:07:19] AssDisaster [365/990] has challenged webvictim [395/1084] in combat and lost! 238 days, 09:42:59 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/30/22 00:07:17] AssDisaster [593/990] has challenged SelfishShellfish [901/1541] in combat and lost! 246 days, 02:13:51 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[04/30/22 08:35:29] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 226 days, 08:42:57 towards level 104.
[04/30/22 10:41:47] TheSilentLink, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [2454/3892] have team battled MistahKel, Mag and kutasownik [1886/1970] at [633,381] and won! 0 days, 01:10:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/22 14:07:19] DoctorRaptorMD [463/927] has challenged AssDisaster [949/990] in combat and lost! 112 days, 23:12:12 is added to DoctorRaptorMD's clock.
[04/30/22 17:42:14] AssDisaster, sslbits and Pontuzz [806/3622] have team battled Mag, Doctor_Colossus and DoctorRaptorMD [696/3537] at [822,514] and won! 7 days, 23:26:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/22 19:58:21] Nabru, sslbits and SelfishShellfish [226/3629] have team battled AssDisaster, kutasownik and Doctor_Colossus [512/2938] at [912,246] and lost! 0 days, 11:14:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/22 22:07:18] AssDisaster [906/990] has challenged sslbits [566/1120] in combat and won! 248 days, 01:32:31 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[04/30/22 23:27:13] AssDisaster, Thor and MPenguin [1586/2730] have team battled webvictim, MistahKel and |_ocke [2370/2858] at [536,616] and lost! 15 days, 17:00:03 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/22 04:07:18] sslbits [965/1120] has challenged AssDisaster [334/990] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:38:59 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[05/01/22 04:07:18] sslbits has dealt AssDisaster a Critical Strike! 255 days, 19:23:35 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/01/22 12:07:19] Thor [195/886] has challenged AssDisaster [362/990] in combat and lost! 83 days, 09:22:27 is added to Thor's clock.
[05/01/22 14:07:19] AssDisaster [270/990] has challenged |_ocke [556/1212] in combat and lost! 150 days, 21:20:31 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/01/22 19:41:53] weylin, sslbits, AssDisaster, and AB49K have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/22 20:25:07] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 95 days, 22:13:36 towards level 104.
[05/01/22 22:34:51] ricin, Nabru and webvictim [2246/3042] have team battled MPenguin, MistahKel and AssDisaster [800/2406] at [139,512] and won! 7 days, 00:21:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/22 22:42:51] weylin, sslbits and Sphearion [1427/2632] have team battled SelfishShellfish, ricin and AssDisaster [2169/3551] at [306,350] and lost! 0 days, 16:55:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/22 03:07:19] AssDisaster [615/990] has challenged AB49K [768/878] in combat and lost! 89 days, 04:36:05 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/02/22 04:07:49] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 122 days, 16:45:55 towards level 104.
[05/02/22 05:07:19] AssDisaster [292/990] has challenged MistahKel [516/558] in combat and lost! 86 days, 20:10:12 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/02/22 07:21:50] Mag, Doctor_Colossus and Pontuzz [1869/4144] have team battled SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and TurdMartini [2122/2960] at [911,239] and lost! 0 days, 03:23:23 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/22 10:07:18] MistahKel [258/558] has challenged AssDisaster [149/990] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:26:26 is removed from MistahKel's clock.
[05/02/22 14:07:17] AssDisaster [43/990] has challenged MPenguin [628/854] in combat and lost! 92 days, 21:05:48 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/02/22 16:34:18] TheSilentLink [1063/1327] has challenged AssDisaster [955/990] in combat and won! 435 days, 15:53:02 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[05/02/22 18:39:12] sslbits and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/22 19:07:17] AssDisaster [567/990] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [1049/1575] in combat and lost! 93 days, 03:36:21 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/02/22 20:07:19] webvictim [319/1084] has challenged AssDisaster [398/990] in combat and lost! 19 days, 12:53:56 is added to webvictim's clock.
[05/02/22 21:13:43] kutasownik, Thor and Mag [1252/2314] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, weylin and AssDisaster [1442/3215] at [974,950] and lost! 5 days, 03:53:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/22 22:07:17] AssDisaster [786/990] has challenged DoctorRaptorMD [473/927] in combat and won! 121 days, 08:11:43 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/03/22 00:07:18] AssDisaster [241/990] has challenged Sphearion [50/214] in combat and won! 44 days, 14:05:30 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/03/22 06:38:58] Mag, TurdMartini and linuxdaemon [1412/2163] have team battled MistahKel, AssDisaster and Thor [977/2443] at [47,995] and won! 8 days, 20:00:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/22 16:07:18] AssDisaster [949/999] has challenged TheSilentLink [1166/1327] in combat and lost! 65 days, 02:06:09 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/03/22 17:27:02] AssDisaster burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! AssDisaster's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/04/22 17:07:17] AssDisaster [504/987] has challenged linuxdaemon [304/707] in combat and won! 209 days, 22:43:33 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/04/22 17:07:17] AssDisaster has dealt linuxdaemon a Critical Strike! 3 days, 04:22:35 is added to linuxdaemon's clock.
[05/04/22 18:39:57] AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and MistahKel [1753/2872] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, DoctorRaptorMD and Thor [1253/3360] at [523,973] and won! 0 days, 00:18:47 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/22 21:09:28] DoctorRaptorMD, AssDisaster and MistahKel [2084/2477] have team battled TheSilentLink, Doctor_Colossus and Pontuzz [1502/4414] at [747,861] and won! 17 days, 19:07:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/22 22:52:51] AssDisaster set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 75 days, 21:24:29 from level 104.
[05/05/22 06:07:17] weylin [1085/1304] has challenged AssDisaster [627/987] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:33:59 is removed from weylin's clock.
[05/05/22 13:07:01] TheSilentLink, SelfishShellfish and Thor [1167/3751] have team battled TurdMartini, AssDisaster and kutasownik [922/1757] at [236,980] and won! 11 days, 20:22:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/22 14:16:12] Sario, TurdMartini and AssDisaster [1289/1866] have team battled RichardG867, Jones and Thor [1867/2280] at [180,760] and lost! 1 day, 14:03:45 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/22 20:05:33] AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and Thor [2366/3411] have team battled Jones, Sario and TurdMartini [158/1422] at [182,670] and won! 232 days, 03:40:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/22 20:07:18] TheSilentLink [668/1327] has challenged AssDisaster [640/987] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:20:53 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[05/05/22 23:32:57] TurdMartini, Thor and Sario [931/1732] have team battled AssDisaster, |_ocke and Sphearion [472/2452] at [64,698] and won! 1 day, 12:31:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/22 01:31:29] Sphearion, Thor and TheSilentLink [774/2399] have team battled MPenguin, AB49K and AssDisaster [2144/2722] at [91,583] and lost! 1 day, 01:38:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/22 04:07:19] Nabru [588/952] has challenged AssDisaster [799/987] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:04:39 is added to Nabru's clock.
[05/06/22 05:38:01] |_ocke, Nabru and AssDisaster [3142/3185] have team battled AB49K, TurdMartini and webvictim [1916/2364] at [488,646] and won! 1 day, 14:54:35 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/22 12:07:18] AssDisaster [875/987] has challenged Sphearion [0/219] in combat and won! 74 days, 07:03:42 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/06/22 17:15:34] AssDisaster walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 51 days, 06:00:15 from level 104.
[05/06/22 19:32:24] Sario, AssDisaster and Thor [1095/2320] have team battled Pontuzz, Doctor_Colossus and AB49K [3446/4026] at [153,998] and lost! 1 day, 01:38:25 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/22 22:07:19] DoctorRaptorMD [497/932] has challenged AssDisaster [922/987] in combat and lost! 12 days, 01:38:36 is added to DoctorRaptorMD's clock.
[05/07/22 07:19:38] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 72 days, 11:19:54 towards level 104.
[05/07/22 09:48:10] linuxdaemon, webvictim and SelfishShellfish [547/3362] have team battled TurdMartini, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [2430/3019] at [36,49] and lost! 2 days, 07:07:01 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/22 14:06:50] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 66 days, 15:38:32 towards level 104.
[05/07/22 14:07:17] AssDisaster [477/987] has challenged MPenguin [244/854] in combat and won! 191 days, 14:58:12 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/07/22 16:07:17] AssDisaster [109/987] has challenged |_ocke [697/1246] in combat and lost! 51 days, 17:32:30 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/07/22 21:15:27] AB49K, kutasownik and AssDisaster [550/2233] have team battled |_ocke, Mag and MistahKel [2292/2865] at [1002,506] and lost! 1 day, 07:44:27 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/22 06:09:08] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 43 days, 21:47:28 towards level 104.
[05/08/22 10:07:17] AssDisaster [674/987] has challenged weylin [1166/1304] in combat and lost! 75 days, 19:31:55 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/08/22 22:26:38] SelfishShellfish, RichardG867 and |_ocke [230/3697] have team battled ricin, webvictim and AssDisaster [2638/3061] at [60,383] and lost! 0 days, 04:34:18 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/22 01:07:18] AssDisaster [742/987] has challenged MistahKel [422/562] in combat and won! 79 days, 00:06:43 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/09/22 10:23:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 260 days, 12:59:51 toward level 104.
[05/09/22 12:48:47] AssDisaster bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 28 days, 15:36:42 from level 104.
[05/09/22 18:57:24] AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and webvictim [1758/3673] have team battled MPenguin, TheSilentLink and DoctorRaptorMD [876/3113] at [224,439] and won! 1 day, 03:52:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/22 23:11:04] Mag, ricin and AssDisaster [1263/3034] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, MistahKel and webvictim [2021/3259] at [379,213] and lost! 4 days, 06:44:10 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/22 03:07:17] Mag [8/1057] has challenged AssDisaster [909/987] in combat and lost! 19 days, 11:57:19 is added to Mag's clock.
[05/10/22 05:07:17] AssDisaster [857/987] has challenged Sario [63/484] in combat and won! 34 days, 22:37:44 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/10/22 14:07:18] AssDisaster [17/987] has challenged linuxdaemon [153/707] in combat and lost! 28 days, 06:28:46 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/10/22 22:42:15] RichardG867, sslbits and linuxdaemon [1533/2694] have team battled AssDisaster, |_ocke and Doctor_Colossus [254/3809] at [202,782] and won! 0 days, 01:43:55 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/22 00:13:00] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 23 days, 22:29:35 towards level 104.
[05/11/22 07:53:40] TheSilentLink and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/22 09:51:30] Doctor_Colossus, linuxdaemon and AssDisaster [990/3285] have team battled MPenguin, MistahKel and RichardG867 [1636/2288] at [63,840] and lost! 57 days, 00:08:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/22 00:07:19] AssDisaster [280/987] has challenged TurdMartini [149/399] in combat and won! 34 days, 03:27:20 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/12/22 01:07:19] webvictim [410/1129] has challenged AssDisaster [104/987] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:04:05 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[05/12/22 10:27:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 122 days, 17:54:18 toward level 104.
[05/12/22 11:07:18] AssDisaster [24/987] has challenged idlerpg [463/1753] in combat and lost! 18 days, 09:49:10 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/12/22 16:07:18] TheSilentLink [700/1327] has challenged AssDisaster [440/987] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:54:49 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[05/12/22 21:15:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 20 days, 04:59:14 toward level 104.
[05/12/22 23:15:13] Jones, AssDisaster, Sario, and TurdMartini have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/12/22 23:16:23] AssDisaster [156/987] has come upon Jones [165/543] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 13:03:02 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/13/22 00:07:17] AssDisaster [270/987] has challenged Sario [80/484] in combat and won! 14 days, 14:02:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/13/22 00:53:46] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 04:28:05 towards level 104.
[05/13/22 01:07:18] AssDisaster [425/987] has challenged Sario [392/484] in combat and won! 12 days, 04:53:06 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/13/22 01:33:32] AssDisaster got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 21:11:51 from level 104.
[05/13/22 08:07:19] AssDisaster [823/987] has challenged Mag [784/1057] in combat and won! 33 days, 10:31:33 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/13/22 11:29:21] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 17:25:27 towards level 104.
[05/13/22 20:07:18] Doctor_Colossus [568/1576] has challenged AssDisaster [663/987] in combat and lost! 83 days, 20:25:54 is added to Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[05/14/22 01:07:18] webvictim [806/1129] has challenged AssDisaster [185/987] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:14:31 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[05/14/22 10:07:17] AssDisaster [970/987] has challenged linuxdaemon [268/722] in combat and won! 13 days, 02:26:14 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/14/22 19:07:17] AssDisaster [250/987] has challenged TheSilentLink [1192/1327] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:35:51 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/14/22 20:13:43] sslbits and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/22 21:59:31] TheSilentLink and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/22 23:07:19] AssDisaster [908/987] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [824/1576] in combat and won! 16 days, 07:14:32 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/15/22 11:56:36] AssDisaster was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:02:08 from level 104.
[05/15/22 13:07:17] AssDisaster [217/987] has challenged MPenguin [28/854] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:38:35 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/15/22 13:51:04] AssDisaster and MPenguin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/22 15:10:54] Nabru, weylin and AssDisaster [2855/3396] have team battled |_ocke, webvictim and Thor [1772/3228] at [676,948] and won! 0 days, 06:01:41 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/22 17:20:45] Nabru, Thor and weylin [586/3262] have team battled AssDisaster, linuxdaemon and Pontuzz [1358/3221] at [453,1010] and lost! 0 days, 04:10:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/22 21:07:17] AssDisaster [46/987] has challenged Sphearion [18/215] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:32:18 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/15/22 23:51:16] AssDisaster, Pontuzz and linuxdaemon [1266/3221] have team battled Thor, Nabru and weylin [1882/3262] at [491,937] and lost! 4 days, 18:59:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/22 02:23:50] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:37:04 towards level 104.
[05/16/22 04:23:32] weylin, AssDisaster and Thor [154/3295] have team battled ricin, Sphearion and SelfishShellfish [1894/2849] at [410,729] and lost! 6 days, 12:33:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/22 04:35:12] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:57:31 towards level 104.
[05/16/22 06:24:47] AssDisaster, RichardG867 and TurdMartini [566/2261] have team battled Sphearion, Thor and ricin [1242/2044] at [261,1018] and lost! 0 days, 18:58:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/22 15:14:06] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:02:54 towards level 104.
[05/16/22 17:39:29] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:51:12 towards level 104.
[05/16/22 21:05:22] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:49:21 towards level 104.
[05/17/22 00:07:17] AssDisaster [276/987] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [871/1576] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:06:36 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/17/22 00:20:48] Jones, AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish, and TurdMartini have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/22 00:47:20] AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and |_ocke [290/3809] have team battled TheSilentLink, MPenguin and Sario [1551/2776] at [710,92] and lost! 4 days, 12:26:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/22 01:23:26] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:22:31 towards level 104.
[05/17/22 04:00:29] MPenguin [5/880] has challenged AssDisaster [723/987] in combat and lost! 247 days, 01:12:54 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[05/17/22 08:07:18] sslbits [826/1120] has challenged AssDisaster [428/987] in combat and won! 52 days, 08:37:22 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[05/17/22 13:31:44] TheSilentLink, kutasownik and MPenguin [85/2604] have team battled RichardG867, Mag and AssDisaster [1793/2935] at [634,223] and lost! 2 days, 01:06:36 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/22 14:24:15] AssDisaster got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:45:44 from level 104.
[05/17/22 19:07:17] AssDisaster [577/987] has challenged Mag [0/1081] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:23:13 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/17/22 19:32:34] AssDisaster was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:56:35 from level 104.
[05/17/22 23:37:48] Jones, Thor and AssDisaster [2330/2379] have team battled webvictim, Sphearion and Mag [2265/2476] at [916,213] and won! 0 days, 06:43:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/22 00:07:18] AssDisaster [745/987] has challenged SelfishShellfish [637/1658] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:13:43 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/18/22 06:06:20] AssDisaster, RichardG867 and sslbits [1742/2974] have team battled |_ocke, TheSilentLink and Thor [2408/3426] at [339,264] and lost! 2 days, 08:29:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/22 07:07:17] DoctorRaptorMD [815/932] has challenged AssDisaster [808/987] in combat and won! 21 days, 01:18:39 is removed from DoctorRaptorMD's clock.
[05/18/22 16:07:17] AB49K [121/878] has challenged AssDisaster [144/987] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:01 is added to AB49K's clock.
[05/18/22 18:13:29] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:17:58 towards level 104.
[05/18/22 21:07:19] linuxdaemon [48/722] has challenged AssDisaster [539/987] in combat and lost! 192 days, 02:18:22 is added to linuxdaemon's clock.
[05/18/22 22:07:18] AssDisaster [946/987] has challenged Mag [313/1081] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:02:57 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/18/22 22:25:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 4 days, 08:19:06 toward level 104.
[05/19/22 01:15:27] linuxdaemon, AssDisaster and |_ocke [1442/2955] have team battled Sphearion, TheSilentLink and MPenguin [1361/2476] at [498,312] and won! 1 day, 17:47:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/22 04:26:13] linuxdaemon, Thor, AssDisaster, and MPenguin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/19/22 04:49:42] Thor, MPenguin and linuxdaemon [1637/2458] have team battled sslbits, |_ocke and AssDisaster [1305/3353] at [608,7] and won! 13 days, 20:28:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/22 05:07:17] Mag [861/1081] has challenged AssDisaster [661/987] in combat and won! 11 days, 11:05:01 is removed from Mag's clock.
[05/19/22 06:07:18] AssDisaster [545/987] has challenged TheSilentLink [720/1327] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:20:37 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/19/22 09:02:21] webvictim [123/1129] has challenged AssDisaster [317/987] in combat and lost! 249 days, 10:20:05 is added to webvictim's clock.
[05/19/22 09:07:18] AssDisaster [911/987] has challenged ricin [372/976] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:48:41 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/19/22 09:49:58] AssDisaster and MPenguin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/22 13:07:19] AssDisaster [82/987] has challenged kutasownik [377/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:42:00 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/19/22 15:21:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 12:44:04 toward level 104.
[05/20/22 01:07:17] AssDisaster [688/987] has challenged TheSilentLink [100/1331] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:28:45 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/20/22 10:39:29] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 07:16:06 from level 104.
[05/20/22 16:28:28] AssDisaster, RichardG867 and MPenguin [1831/2724] have team battled webvictim, sslbits and linuxdaemon [757/2971] at [226,220] and won! 0 days, 08:21:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/22 18:49:29] AssDisaster was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:52:01 from level 104.
[05/20/22 20:29:16] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:07 towards level 104.
[05/20/22 22:07:19] AssDisaster [723/987] has challenged Thor [311/853] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:54:38 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/20/22 23:29:05] sslbits, AssDisaster and RichardG867 [915/2961] have team battled Sario, MPenguin and linuxdaemon [721/2200] at [253,332] and won! 0 days, 03:55:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/22 04:10:11] AssDisaster spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! AssDisaster's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/21/22 15:09:34] AssDisaster [209/980] has challenged weylin [178/1451] in combat and won! 405 days, 20:51:11 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/21/22 16:07:17] ricin [658/976] has challenged AssDisaster [103/980] in combat and won! 516 days, 10:09:24 is removed from ricin's clock.
[05/21/22 22:07:19] AssDisaster [562/980] has challenged AB49K [10/912] in combat and won! 176 days, 14:29:01 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/22/22 03:07:17] |_ocke [627/1246] has challenged AssDisaster [953/980] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:41:46 is added to |_ocke's clock.
[05/22/22 17:28:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 76 days, 17:49:16 toward level 105.
[05/22/22 22:06:52] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 61 days, 14:33:59 towards level 105.
[05/22/22 22:07:19] AssDisaster [132/980] has challenged idlerpg [1036/1844] in combat and lost! 45 days, 04:16:53 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/23/22 00:49:25] AssDisaster, kutasownik and webvictim [2114/2511] have team battled Mag, RichardG867 and Sario [573/2541] at [144,305] and won! 0 days, 03:23:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/22 01:04:50] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 59 days, 14:29:23 towards level 105.
[05/23/22 05:05:33] kutasownik, webvictim and RichardG867 [173/2396] have team battled Mag, MistahKel and AssDisaster [1028/2664] at [84,114] and lost! 0 days, 01:51:27 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/22 08:07:17] AssDisaster [510/980] has challenged TheSilentLink [1307/1375] in combat and lost! 48 days, 01:09:14 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/23/22 12:07:19] Doctor_Colossus [1265/1589] has challenged AssDisaster [560/980] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:11:45 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[05/23/22 12:07:19] Doctor_Colossus has dealt AssDisaster a Critical Strike! 38 days, 18:35:22 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/23/22 15:07:19] Pontuzz [993/1512] has challenged AssDisaster [531/980] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:50:31 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[05/23/22 20:57:09] AssDisaster EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 57 days, 12:57:15 from level 105.
[05/23/22 22:07:18] MistahKel [42/603] has challenged AssDisaster [652/980] in combat and lost! 8 days, 10:22:02 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[05/24/22 08:27:55] AssDisaster, Thor and RichardG867 [335/2698] have team battled linuxdaemon, TheSilentLink and SelfishShellfish [1535/3796] at [196,345] and lost! 0 days, 02:46:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/22 09:20:15] AssDisaster, RichardG867 and webvictim [1512/2979] have team battled |_ocke, linuxdaemon and Thor [519/2836] at [248,498] and won! 2 days, 07:28:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/22 23:07:18] webvictim [1080/1134] has challenged AssDisaster [73/980] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:56:23 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[05/25/22 07:07:19] AssDisaster [355/980] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [244/1589] in combat and won! 150 days, 00:32:05 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[05/25/22 09:31:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 307 days, 08:35:49 toward level 105.
[05/26/22 20:11:29] Sario, linuxdaemon and Sphearion [1493/1642] have team battled Thor, TheSilentLink and AssDisaster [2502/3191] at [249,382] and lost! 0 days, 02:16:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/22 00:00:50] kutasownik, MistahKel and AB49K [864/1925] have team battled SelfishShellfish, Hitler and AssDisaster [3343/3557] at [478,737] and lost! 2 days, 12:10:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/22 07:45:29] Thor, RichardG867 and webvictim [2774/2830] have team battled kutasownik, Hitler and AssDisaster [1969/2256] at [772,256] and won! 3 days, 13:01:37 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/22 11:34:06] AssDisaster ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 14:03:33 from level 105.
[05/27/22 16:07:18] AssDisaster [252/980] has challenged SelfishShellfish [1607/1694] in combat and lost! 19 days, 09:11:13 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[05/27/22 16:28:51] sslbits [53/1120] has challenged AssDisaster [38/980] in combat and won! 448 days, 16:02:21 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[05/27/22 21:07:18] Doctor_Colossus [1175/1597] has challenged AssDisaster [268/980] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:18:29 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[05/28/22 04:10:09] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 20:21:03 towards level 105.
[05/28/22 05:29:40] TheSilentLink and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/22 20:26:54] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 17:27:29 towards level 105.
[05/28/22 22:05:06] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:52:11 towards level 105.
[05/29/22 04:20:56] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:33:44 towards level 105.
[05/29/22 07:27:47] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 02:27:32 towards level 105.
[05/30/22 02:07:19] Sario [518/595] has challenged AssDisaster [193/980] in combat and won! 14 days, 08:26:02 is removed from Sario's clock.
[05/30/22 17:17:40] weylin [434/1451] has challenged AssDisaster [43/980] in combat and won! 456 days, 17:28:45 is removed from weylin's clock.
[05/30/22 17:37:40] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 21:27:39 towards level 105.
[05/30/22 18:35:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 14:08:56 from level 105.
[05/30/22 23:02:17] RichardG867, |_ocke and Thor [1298/2770] have team battled MistahKel, Sario and AssDisaster [1055/2213] at [579,55] and won! 2 days, 15:46:55 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/22 01:32:19] AssDisaster set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:37:01 from level 105.
[05/31/22 05:28:54] AssDisaster broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:44:15 from level 105.
[05/31/22 12:07:17] linuxdaemon [46/1226] has challenged AssDisaster [813/980] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:00:11 is added to linuxdaemon's clock.
[05/31/22 12:37:38] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 12:29:18 towards level 105.
[05/31/22 13:01:13] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 10:09:37 towards level 105.
[05/31/22 17:56:02] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 02:59:29 towards level 105.
[05/31/22 18:07:18] AssDisaster [561/980] has challenged Mag [1000/1081] in combat and lost! 10 days, 16:55:11 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/01/22 00:07:18] AssDisaster [746/980] has challenged RichardG867 [25/883] in combat and won! 17 days, 00:28:02 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/01/22 03:07:17] linuxdaemon [415/1226] has challenged AssDisaster [366/980] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:01:49 is removed from linuxdaemon's clock.
[06/01/22 04:06:53] AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and linuxdaemon [1969/3905] have team battled MPenguin, TurdMartini and AB49K [694/2467] at [947,899] and won! 0 days, 07:47:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/22 05:07:17] AssDisaster [624/980] has challenged kutasownik [365/393] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:32:29 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/01/22 08:07:19] sslbits [58/1087] has challenged AssDisaster [740/980] in combat and lost! 187 days, 15:10:58 is added to sslbits's clock.
[06/01/22 08:58:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 24 days, 03:36:26 toward level 105.
[06/01/22 11:57:38] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:22:47 towards level 105.
[06/01/22 16:07:18] AssDisaster [592/986] has challenged TurdMartini [113/410] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:11:19 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/01/22 19:57:10] Doctor_Colossus, AssDisaster and kutasownik [1906/2976] have team battled linuxdaemon, Pontuzz and Thor [497/3118] at [551,660] and won! 0 days, 00:25:20 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/22 21:23:03] Doctor_Colossus, kutasownik and AssDisaster [351/2976] have team battled TurdMartini, Sphearion and linuxdaemon [1353/1956] at [847,845] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/22 01:07:19] Hitler [703/893] has challenged AssDisaster [745/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:25:59 is added to Hitler's clock.
[06/02/22 11:07:19] AssDisaster [970/986] has challenged Mag [494/1081] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:50:31 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/02/22 14:58:46] sslbits and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/22 17:07:19] SelfishShellfish [1650/1699] has challenged AssDisaster [35/986] in combat and won! 15 days, 00:02:03 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[06/03/22 06:07:17] AssDisaster [673/986] has challenged Thor [748/859] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:20:29 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/03/22 06:27:34] AssDisaster was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:40:30 from level 105.
[06/03/22 07:01:22] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:03:09 towards level 105.
[06/03/22 09:07:19] AssDisaster [4/986] has challenged TurdMartini [233/413] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:50:34 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/03/22 15:07:52] Mag, AssDisaster, MPenguin, and ricin have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/03/22 19:07:19] AssDisaster [406/986] has challenged kutasownik [389/393] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:39:21 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/03/22 21:14:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 1 day, 11:03:54 toward level 105.
[06/03/22 22:07:18] AssDisaster [254/986] has challenged kutasownik [264/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:47:55 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/03/22 23:56:37] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:04:23 towards level 105.
[06/04/22 02:07:17] webvictim [1054/1138] has challenged AssDisaster [663/986] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:09:24 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[06/04/22 04:07:19] ricin [65/970] has challenged AssDisaster [14/986] in combat and won! 168 days, 17:31:42 is removed from ricin's clock.
[06/04/22 04:33:42] TheSilentLink, ricin and AssDisaster [1924/3332] have team battled RichardG867, Doctor_Colossus and |_ocke [167/3557] at [185,215] and won! 2 days, 05:49:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/22 09:04:44] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:58:13 towards level 105.
[06/04/22 10:41:51] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:49:23 towards level 105.
[06/05/22 02:21:21] Pontuzz, Hitler and MistahKel [2173/2522] have team battled TheSilentLink, |_ocke and AssDisaster [1005/3425] at [383,253] and won! 0 days, 05:43:37 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/22 05:37:37] Pontuzz, SelfishShellfish and MistahKel [1490/3344] have team battled TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and |_ocke [851/3425] at [303,60] and won! 1 day, 16:28:24 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/22 09:56:28] Sphearion, Mag and MPenguin [2204/2534] have team battled AssDisaster, MistahKel and Pontuzz [806/2627] at [723,27] and won! 0 days, 12:38:31 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/22 10:07:19] AssDisaster [802/986] has challenged sslbits [444/1087] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:10:07 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/05/22 11:07:17] Sario [232/625] has challenged AssDisaster [882/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:03:17 is added to Sario's clock.
[06/05/22 18:48:46] AssDisaster and MPenguin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/22 19:07:17] Thor [397/859] has challenged AssDisaster [168/986] in combat and won! 62 days, 22:30:25 is removed from Thor's clock.
[06/05/22 19:52:03] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:37:27 towards level 105.
[06/05/22 21:07:19] AssDisaster [862/986] has challenged Thor [44/859] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:18:55 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/06/22 15:07:19] AssDisaster [517/986] has challenged TurdMartini [156/413] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:35:37 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/07/22 00:07:17] AssDisaster [654/986] has challenged TurdMartini [321/413] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:09:40 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/07/22 00:07:17] AssDisaster has dealt TurdMartini a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:24:22 is added to TurdMartini's clock.
[06/07/22 03:15:06] Pontuzz, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [398/3630] have team battled sslbits, webvictim and |_ocke [2960/3317] at [559,980] and lost! 0 days, 03:22:54 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/22 09:55:36] linuxdaemon, TheSilentLink and |_ocke [2501/3669] have team battled AssDisaster, Sphearion and TurdMartini [1461/1716] at [846,184] and won! 0 days, 15:22:23 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/22 11:07:19] webvictim [531/1172] has challenged AssDisaster [976/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:24:53 is added to webvictim's clock.
[06/07/22 11:18:39] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:15 towards level 105.
[06/07/22 18:15:52] linuxdaemon, Doctor_Colossus and SelfishShellfish [1940/4544] have team battled Thor, AssDisaster and Sario [1105/2521] at [851,913] and won! 0 days, 01:03:19 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/22 23:15:30] kutasownik, AssDisaster and Pontuzz [868/2412] have team battled |_ocke, Sphearion and MistahKel [683/1988] at [449,267] and won! 0 days, 01:17:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/22 04:23:54] AssDisaster [136/992] has challenged idlerpg [220/1894] in combat and lost! 176 days, 13:33:12 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/08/22 05:07:18] RichardG867 [646/883] has challenged AssDisaster [777/992] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:14:33 is added to RichardG867's clock.
[06/08/22 10:45:28] Sphearion, |_ocke and Thor [2008/2270] have team battled AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and Pontuzz [1602/3401] at [460,107] and won! 0 days, 01:41:51 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/22 12:09:15] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 155 days, 08:25:36 towards level 106.
[06/08/22 19:06:48] sslbits and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/22 21:42:54] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 100 days, 17:42:32 towards level 106.
[06/09/22 10:25:38] kutasownik, sslbits and Pontuzz [1497/2518] have team battled Sario, AssDisaster and weylin [2935/3088] at [484,90] and lost! 0 days, 03:01:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/22 18:47:07] TurdMartini, sslbits and Thor [335/2385] have team battled linuxdaemon, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [873/3939] at [50,144] and lost! 0 days, 10:46:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/22 20:08:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 481 days, 01:17:15 toward level 106.
[06/09/22 23:24:49] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 08:54:25 towards level 106.
[06/09/22 23:27:31] sslbits, AssDisaster, MPenguin, and MistahKel have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/10/22 03:09:07] TurdMartini, SelfishShellfish and MistahKel [1104/2726] have team battled AssDisaster, sslbits and MPenguin [1671/3226] at [267,124] and lost! 0 days, 11:15:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/22 03:17:32] MistahKel, AssDisaster and sslbits [1747/2682] have team battled MPenguin, Pontuzz and SelfishShellfish [3801/3901] at [346,47] and lost! 3 days, 23:41:49 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/22 04:07:51] AssDisaster [683/992] has come upon sslbits [396/1082] and taken them in combat! 35 days, 15:40:00 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/10/22 04:07:51] AssDisaster has dealt sslbits a Critical Strike! 3 days, 19:44:05 is added to sslbits's clock.
[06/10/22 10:50:55] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 22:50:33 towards level 106.
[06/10/22 11:07:17] AssDisaster [870/992] has challenged kutasownik [127/457] in combat and won! 17 days, 04:38:30 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/10/22 12:20:54] AssDisaster was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 19:52:42 from level 106.
[06/10/22 13:09:05] linuxdaemon, MistahKel and Mag [1451/2933] have team battled AssDisaster, Pontuzz and TurdMartini [880/2453] at [218,217] and won! 3 days, 12:49:33 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/22 16:36:56] Thor, TurdMartini and webvictim [1536/2477] have team battled Pontuzz, Sario and AssDisaster [293/2683] at [57,918] and won! 0 days, 13:20:52 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/22 18:07:19] AssDisaster [136/992] has challenged Mag [105/1081] in combat and won! 48 days, 07:08:19 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/11/22 07:30:42] TheSilentLink and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/22 15:07:19] AB49K [278/918] has challenged AssDisaster [480/992] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:12:39 is added to AB49K's clock.
[06/11/22 23:58:55] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 23:21:55 towards level 106.
[06/12/22 14:07:18] AssDisaster [207/992] has challenged Sario [258/645] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:50:40 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/12/22 15:07:17] Pontuzz [932/1010] has challenged AssDisaster [919/992] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:40:32 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[06/12/22 16:07:18] AssDisaster [774/992] has challenged RichardG867 [493/895] in combat and won! 22 days, 05:43:52 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/12/22 23:24:23] Thor, |_ocke and AssDisaster [1515/2952] have team battled kutasownik, RichardG867 and webvictim [827/2524] at [130,220] and won! 3 days, 11:24:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/22 04:29:15] kutasownik, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [799/2344] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, ricin and AB49K [876/3504] at [13,541] and lost! 11 days, 02:20:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/22 09:03:55] AssDisaster and MistahKel have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/22 10:51:08] |_ocke, kutasownik, AssDisaster, and RichardG867 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/13/22 12:07:18] ricin [892/975] has challenged AssDisaster [481/992] in combat and won! 19 days, 17:01:47 is removed from ricin's clock.
[06/13/22 13:51:50] weylin, AssDisaster and RichardG867 [1066/3407] have team battled |_ocke, Thor and kutasownik [1732/2417] at [366,180] and lost! 12 days, 04:26:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/22 14:07:18] AssDisaster [146/992] has challenged idlerpg [191/1886] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:26:18 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/13/22 16:54:43] RichardG867, webvictim and AssDisaster [523/3059] have team battled kutasownik, |_ocke and Doctor_Colossus [2256/3138] at [234,345] and lost! 16 days, 01:24:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/22 17:08:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 56 days, 20:12:04 toward level 106.
[06/13/22 17:55:45] |_ocke, Doctor_Colossus and AB49K [1392/3599] have team battled webvictim, AssDisaster and RichardG867 [2269/3059] at [32,286] and lost! 59 days, 21:31:49 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/22 18:07:19] AssDisaster [296/992] has challenged idlerpg [1255/1886] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:42:09 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/13/22 19:03:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 17 days, 08:18:57 toward level 106.
[06/13/22 21:07:18] AssDisaster [614/992] has challenged ricin [659/975] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:02:04 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/13/22 21:09:04] RichardG867, AB49K and Thor [1377/2705] have team battled AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and weylin [4022/4123] at [259,235] and lost! 0 days, 18:51:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/22 20:07:17] webvictim [761/1172] has challenged AssDisaster [771/992] in combat and lost! 33 days, 10:35:41 is added to webvictim's clock.
[06/14/22 20:17:56] AssDisaster, Volkor and TheSilentLink [564/3198] have team battled Mag, SelfishShellfish and weylin [1518/4303] at [942,501] and lost! 0 days, 16:14:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/22 22:18:12] TurdMartini, |_ocke and AssDisaster [1865/2477] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Thor and Sario [1745/3148] at [445,98] and won! 6 days, 12:38:35 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/22 03:07:18] webvictim [709/1172] has challenged AssDisaster [64/992] in combat and won! 49 days, 19:27:52 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[06/15/22 04:16:23] SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [2169/4356] have team battled Volkor, Pontuzz and |_ocke [2662/2905] at [810,33] and lost! 4 days, 10:55:59 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/22 09:07:17] Volkor [473/825] has challenged AssDisaster [539/992] in combat and lost! 11 days, 22:59:01 is added to Volkor's clock.
[06/15/22 10:11:10] Pontuzz, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [3275/3613] have team battled SelfishShellfish, Thor and AB49K [1857/3563] at [436,287] and won! 6 days, 00:19:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/22 11:20:55] SelfishShellfish [392/1753] has come upon AssDisaster [732/992] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:18:44 is added to SelfishShellfish's clock.
[06/15/22 18:07:18] Doctor_Colossus [1166/1611] has challenged AssDisaster [934/992] in combat and won! 40 days, 00:54:08 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[06/15/22 22:11:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 2 days, 02:52:33 toward level 106.
[06/16/22 00:39:56] Thor, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [1290/3495] have team battled Mag, TheSilentLink and kutasownik [214/2925] at [571,499] and won! 0 days, 04:18:52 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/22 02:23:08] sslbits, AssDisaster and AB49K [933/2999] have team battled Thor, kutasownik and TheSilentLink [2139/2730] at [440,482] and lost! 2 days, 14:23:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/22 02:53:08] AssDisaster, sslbits and Volkor [142/2906] have team battled webvictim, weylin and ricin [2717/3667] at [987,434] and lost! 3 days, 02:46:16 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/22 05:14:49] sslbits, Volkor and Pontuzz [361/2924] have team battled Mag, TurdMartini and AssDisaster [487/2494] at [712,863] and lost! 3 days, 17:15:11 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/22 09:07:18] AssDisaster [752/992] has challenged ricin [623/975] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:15:51 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/16/22 12:04:04] kutasownik, AssDisaster and AB49K [2362/2367] have team battled MistahKel, TurdMartini and MPenguin [246/2179] at [635,698] and won! 3 days, 15:13:31 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/22 18:15:14] AssDisaster walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:16:17 from level 106.
[06/17/22 01:15:01] AB49K, Thor and ricin [2771/3010] have team battled MPenguin, AssDisaster and webvictim [1025/3320] at [1011,607] and won! 8 days, 12:15:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/22 03:07:17] AssDisaster [720/992] has challenged idlerpg [3/1949] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:37:25 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/17/22 03:17:52] AB49K, AssDisaster and MPenguin [207/3066] have team battled webvictim, ricin and Sphearion [762/2468] at [840,330] and lost! 2 days, 10:51:49 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/22 04:44:30] AssDisaster, MPenguin and Sphearion [357/2469] have team battled webvictim, AB49K and Thor [2241/3207] at [800,517] and lost! 0 days, 13:17:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/22 07:07:19] webvictim [233/1172] has challenged AssDisaster [516/992] in combat and lost! 18 days, 10:34:17 is added to webvictim's clock.
[06/17/22 15:06:59] MistahKel, TheSilentLink and Sario [22/2634] have team battled RichardG867, weylin and AssDisaster [2477/3397] at [444,793] and lost! 1 day, 13:04:49 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/22 20:19:42] AssDisaster misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:26:17 from level 106.
[06/18/22 01:07:18] AssDisaster [276/992] has challenged Thor [978/1117] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:53:17 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/18/22 06:07:17] MistahKel [268/614] has challenged AssDisaster [432/992] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:08:02 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[06/18/22 09:13:24] AssDisaster got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:29:38 from level 106.
[06/18/22 09:21:13] AssDisaster left his weapon out in the rain to rust! AssDisaster's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/18/22 13:52:27] AssDisaster, kutasownik and Doctor_Colossus [2368/3079] have team battled TheSilentLink, MistahKel and sslbits [1416/3084] at [88,511] and won! 1 day, 19:12:55 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/22 15:07:19] AssDisaster [825/973] has challenged |_ocke [804/1070] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:10:27 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/18/22 17:07:18] Doctor_Colossus [197/1649] has challenged AssDisaster [128/973] in combat and won! 27 days, 20:28:08 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[06/19/22 17:38:00] webvictim, MistahKel and AssDisaster [1904/2759] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Volkor and TheSilentLink [173/3863] at [482,319] and won! 0 days, 23:11:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/22 04:17:05] Thor, RichardG867 and weylin [417/3528] have team battled linuxdaemon, AssDisaster and Sphearion [1667/2530] at [114,816] and lost! 22 days, 02:28:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/22 05:07:19] MistahKel [369/614] has challenged AssDisaster [15/973] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:35:57 is removed from MistahKel's clock.
[06/20/22 17:35:25] AssDisaster and MPenguin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/22 21:07:17] AssDisaster [420/973] has challenged MistahKel [284/614] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:59:48 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/21/22 01:57:56] MPenguin, AssDisaster and weylin [2347/3665] have team battled |_ocke, TurdMartini and tccki [689/1891] at [988,352] and won! 0 days, 19:33:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/22 02:07:19] AssDisaster [690/973] has challenged Sphearion [254/321] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:01:38 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/21/22 04:05:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 2 days, 03:07:15 toward level 106.
[06/21/22 06:56:10] AssDisaster, Sphearion and weylin [1603/2820] have team battled |_ocke, TurdMartini and tccki [356/1891] at [868,494] and won! 0 days, 03:01:26 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/22 10:07:19] MPenguin [448/1166] has challenged AssDisaster [224/973] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:57:03 is removed from MPenguin's clock.
[06/21/22 19:01:55] AssDisaster [741/973] has challenged AB49K [446/932] in combat and won! 247 days, 07:56:05 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/21/22 19:07:19] AssDisaster [931/973] has challenged TurdMartini [126/415] in combat and won! 151 days, 22:21:04 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/21/22 20:00:19] AssDisaster lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 109 days, 09:18:07 from level 107.
[06/21/22 20:21:44] AssDisaster, linuxdaemon and Sphearion [1805/2530] have team battled sslbits, |_ocke and webvictim [2020/3331] at [783,973] and lost! 0 days, 01:41:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/22 23:07:18] AssDisaster [367/973] has challenged MistahKel [368/614] in combat and lost! 103 days, 08:48:37 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/22/22 01:13:36] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 189 days, 14:15:44 towards level 107.
[06/22/22 02:13:48] Pontuzz, Thor and Volkor [81/2952] have team battled weylin, |_ocke and AssDisaster [1575/3569] at [770,662] and lost! 2 days, 18:19:45 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/22 06:07:17] AssDisaster [725/973] has challenged weylin [1478/1526] in combat and lost! 180 days, 17:16:49 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/22/22 21:07:19] RichardG867 [629/895] has challenged AssDisaster [391/973] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:16:15 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[06/23/22 01:07:17] AssDisaster [36/973] has challenged Sario [223/645] in combat and lost! 54 days, 22:46:31 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/23/22 12:07:18] Mag [958/1106] has challenged AssDisaster [715/973] in combat and won! 10 days, 22:58:07 is removed from Mag's clock.
[06/23/22 17:46:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 176 days, 18:00:56 toward level 107.
[06/23/22 20:28:29] AssDisaster was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 60 days, 01:13:49 from level 107.
[06/23/22 22:07:17] Doctor_Colossus [260/1617] has challenged AssDisaster [931/973] in combat and lost! 229 days, 07:12:05 is added to Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[06/23/22 23:02:16] RichardG867, linuxdaemon and kutasownik [1583/2573] have team battled AssDisaster, Thor and AB49K [2879/3029] at [578,720] and lost! 0 days, 06:03:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/22 23:07:17] Mag [161/1106] has challenged AssDisaster [504/973] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:15:50 is added to Mag's clock.
[06/24/22 05:19:51] Thor, AssDisaster and Mag [2393/3196] have team battled TheSilentLink, RichardG867 and kutasownik [53/2758] at [696,983] and won! 8 days, 13:10:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/22 12:07:18] Volkor [700/876] has challenged AssDisaster [655/973] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:41:03 is removed from Volkor's clock.
[06/24/22 20:07:18] Sario [613/645] has challenged AssDisaster [280/973] in combat and won! 17 days, 04:57:29 is removed from Sario's clock.
[06/24/22 22:46:21] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 50 days, 05:38:25 towards level 107.
[06/25/22 00:07:18] AssDisaster [160/973] has challenged weylin [1044/1483] in combat and lost! 86 days, 18:08:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/25/22 00:56:05] Doctor_Colossus, AssDisaster and MPenguin [3290/3745] have team battled kutasownik, linuxdaemon and weylin [1646/3161] at [547,782] and won! 0 days, 22:41:51 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/22 01:38:15] kutasownik, Mag and Thor [2599/2665] have team battled sslbits, linuxdaemon and AssDisaster [1465/3276] at [493,622] and won! 2 days, 17:11:25 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/22 18:13:07] Hitler, AssDisaster and sslbits [277/2927] have team battled RichardG867, Thor and Doctor_Colossus [1439/3635] at [829,615] and lost! 0 days, 03:47:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/22 03:07:18] AssDisaster [422/973] has challenged webvictim [852/1172] in combat and lost! 127 days, 20:57:15 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/26/22 07:07:17] AB49K [853/950] has challenged AssDisaster [136/973] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:57:11 is removed from AB49K's clock.
[06/26/22 10:08:16] AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and linuxdaemon [1279/3865] have team battled AB49K, Hitler and TheSilentLink [804/3258] at [526,912] and won! 175 days, 22:55:19 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/22 15:07:18] AssDisaster [236/973] has challenged Sphearion [312/339] in combat and lost! 49 days, 06:04:09 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/26/22 16:07:19] AssDisaster [794/973] has challenged idlerpg [539/1841] in combat and won! 150 days, 13:33:17 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/27/22 01:52:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 318 days, 23:34:10 toward level 107.
[06/27/22 03:07:18] webvictim [325/1172] has challenged AssDisaster [96/973] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:51:22 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[06/27/22 17:51:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 59 days, 06:18:45 toward level 107.
[06/27/22 19:28:37] AssDisaster was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 03:26:56 from level 107.
[06/28/22 03:07:19] AssDisaster [294/980] has challenged MistahKel [397/614] in combat and lost! 16 days, 08:36:54 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/28/22 04:07:19] Volkor [419/876] has challenged AssDisaster [347/980] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:45:26 is removed from Volkor's clock.
[06/28/22 05:09:06] sslbits and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/22 08:07:17] TheSilentLink [472/1421] has challenged AssDisaster [170/980] in combat and won! 23 days, 03:02:11 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[06/28/22 11:07:19] AssDisaster [168/980] has challenged webvictim [780/1172] in combat and lost! 38 days, 15:05:15 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/28/22 16:07:17] AssDisaster [105/980] has challenged Volkor [466/876] in combat and lost! 26 days, 13:33:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/28/22 18:27:39] linuxdaemon, weylin, AssDisaster, and Doctor_Colossus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/29/22 01:07:18] SelfishShellfish [129/1656] has challenged AssDisaster [61/980] in combat and won! 58 days, 07:42:50 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[06/29/22 10:34:57] Mag, TurdMartini and AssDisaster [1247/2610] have team battled Sario, Thor and weylin [606/3253] at [320,85] and won! 6 days, 23:18:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/22 13:07:18] AssDisaster [867/980] has challenged idlerpg [274/1841] in combat and won! 42 days, 18:04:51 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/29/22 13:33:35] tccki [52/403] has challenged AssDisaster [92/980] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:12:46 is added to tccki's clock.
[06/29/22 15:45:49] AssDisaster set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 15 days, 09:09:05 from level 107.
[06/29/22 21:56:55] ricin, Doctor_Colossus and MistahKel [1635/3272] have team battled sslbits, Sario and AssDisaster [2217/2700] at [704,52] and lost! 1 day, 01:20:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/22 13:56:45] Sphearion, kutasownik and AssDisaster [765/1761] have team battled Volkor, tccki and TheSilentLink [497/2702] at [299,814] and won! 0 days, 15:40:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/22 15:07:18] webvictim [764/1172] has challenged AssDisaster [730/980] in combat and won! 199 days, 11:25:30 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[07/01/22 04:07:18] weylin [564/1483] has challenged AssDisaster [163/980] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:25:21 is removed from weylin's clock.
[07/01/22 08:05:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 123 days, 00:16:21 toward level 107.
[07/01/22 11:52:34] AssDisaster was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:21:58 from level 107.
[07/01/22 13:37:20] |_ocke, kutasownik, AssDisaster, and Doctor_Colossus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/01/22 20:30:42] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:01:54 towards level 107.
[07/02/22 02:11:54] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:14:05 towards level 107.
[07/02/22 05:13:40] RichardG867, AssDisaster and weylin [816/3364] have team battled linuxdaemon, Mag and kutasownik [1855/2830] at [993,689] and lost! 0 days, 02:37:46 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/22 12:26:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 8 days, 23:24:49 toward level 107.
[07/02/22 13:10:56] Volkor, kutasownik, AssDisaster, and Sario have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/02/22 17:30:35] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:32:57 towards level 107.
[07/02/22 20:07:19] AssDisaster [144/980] has challenged AB49K [235/943] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:27:20 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/03/22 00:07:18] Doctor_Colossus [1472/1713] has challenged AssDisaster [750/980] in combat and won! 26 days, 17:34:21 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[07/03/22 01:07:18] AssDisaster [64/980] has challenged Sphearion [76/339] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:36:20 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/03/22 13:31:44] AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and RichardG867 [2964/3302] have team battled sslbits, MistahKel and Sphearion [402/2020] at [637,704] and won! 0 days, 10:43:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/22 16:07:19] AssDisaster [147/980] has challenged RichardG867 [847/901] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:03:53 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/03/22 16:35:12] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:01:00 towards level 107.
[07/03/22 17:52:38] AssDisaster and MistahKel have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/22 23:07:18] AssDisaster [864/980] has challenged RichardG867 [197/901] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:56:09 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/04/22 02:00:43] webvictim, weylin and RichardG867 [2015/3556] have team battled MistahKel, Mag and AssDisaster [1648/2701] at [744,731] and won! 0 days, 15:01:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/22 02:06:23] kutasownik, Sphearion and AssDisaster [1584/1768] have team battled TheSilentLink, ricin and |_ocke [2991/3450] at [530,411] and lost! 0 days, 01:19:29 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/22 02:23:07] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:52:07 towards level 107.
[07/04/22 02:57:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 3 days, 02:40:20 toward level 107.
[07/04/22 04:29:24] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:46:57 towards level 107.
[07/04/22 16:08:28] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:57:39 towards level 107.
[07/04/22 17:00:50] RichardG867, MistahKel and AssDisaster [1240/2515] have team battled Thor, |_ocke and Doctor_Colossus [2678/3903] at [760,415] and lost! 0 days, 15:47:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/22 21:07:19] AssDisaster [175/980] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [1111/1713] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:32:33 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/05/22 01:00:48] Sario, Doctor_Colossus and MistahKel [1235/2980] have team battled RichardG867, AssDisaster and |_ocke [1122/2974] at [763,343] and won! 1 day, 10:28:45 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/22 06:38:05] Doctor_Colossus, MistahKel and RichardG867 [1563/3248] have team battled AssDisaster, |_ocke and linuxdaemon [1822/3328] at [856,527] and lost! 0 days, 14:19:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/22 08:26:01] Sphearion, AB49K and AssDisaster [2006/2262] have team battled |_ocke, Thor and Doctor_Colossus [277/3903] at [384,668] and won! 0 days, 02:10:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/22 10:50:06] Sphearion, webvictim and kutasownik [1288/1960] have team battled linuxdaemon, AssDisaster and Volkor [2857/3131] at [693,18] and lost! 4 days, 11:26:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/22 11:03:14] webvictim, linuxdaemon and AssDisaster [2265/3427] have team battled weylin, Volkor and SelfishShellfish [352/4077] at [536,429] and won! 5 days, 08:52:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/22 14:51:09] AssDisaster, AB49K and SelfishShellfish [1771/3634] have team battled Volkor, linuxdaemon and |_ocke [2883/3224] at [560,494] and lost! 0 days, 00:31:59 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/22 17:02:58] AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and kutasownik [2445/3140] have team battled linuxdaemon, MPenguin and |_ocke [3249/3503] at [740,345] and lost! 3 days, 07:24:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/22 18:00:30] Mag, sslbits and Doctor_Colossus [3579/3887] have team battled AB49K, TurdMartini and AssDisaster [983/2451] at [537,933] and won! 0 days, 06:39:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/22 18:38:05] AssDisaster has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:30:23 from level 107.
[07/05/22 22:36:08] linuxdaemon, MPenguin and sslbits [726/3497] have team battled AssDisaster, |_ocke and kutasownik [751/2502] at [914,345] and lost! 3 days, 17:44:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/22 23:33:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 6 days, 01:13:18 toward level 107.
[07/06/22 01:19:42] kutasownik, linuxdaemon and Mag [1979/2831] have team battled AB49K, |_ocke and AssDisaster [1519/2996] at [689,535] and won! 7 days, 06:40:58 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/22 03:04:01] Mag, AssDisaster and linuxdaemon [3159/3362] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Thor and TurdMartini [2141/3370] at [969,731] and won! 4 days, 17:56:13 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/22 15:21:37] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:28:34 towards level 107.
[07/06/22 16:07:18] AssDisaster [723/980] has challenged SelfishShellfish [229/1711] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:56:54 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/06/22 17:48:20] AssDisaster got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:38:48 from level 107.
[07/06/22 18:16:11] AssDisaster, |_ocke and webvictim [640/3225] have team battled linuxdaemon, TheSilentLink and ricin [386/3680] at [284,418] and won! 1 day, 17:40:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/22 05:07:17] TheSilentLink [1204/1427] has challenged AssDisaster [264/980] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:14:31 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[07/07/22 06:07:19] kutasownik [327/449] has challenged AssDisaster [544/980] in combat and lost! 20 days, 14:50:29 is added to kutasownik's clock.
[07/07/22 10:07:17] weylin [516/1490] has challenged AssDisaster [857/980] in combat and lost! 147 days, 00:20:36 is added to weylin's clock.
[07/07/22 11:01:16] MistahKel, RichardG867 and Sphearion [1361/1874] have team battled TurdMartini, AssDisaster and MPenguin [2049/2663] at [234,181] and lost! 0 days, 13:41:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/22 12:58:01] TurdMartini, Sario and linuxdaemon [872/2447] have team battled MistahKel, MPenguin and AssDisaster [1283/2749] at [91,98] and lost! 0 days, 11:45:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/22 14:20:40] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:01:20 towards level 107.
[07/07/22 18:04:41] AssDisaster died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:12:35 from level 107.
[07/08/22 06:16:12] kutasownik, Sphearion and SelfishShellfish [332/2501] have team battled Sario, TheSilentLink and AssDisaster [53/3051] at [800,149] and won! 1 day, 18:53:58 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/22 07:51:54] weylin, Sphearion and SelfishShellfish [3429/3542] have team battled Sario, kutasownik and AssDisaster [866/2073] at [826,612] and won! 1 day, 10:00:02 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/22 18:15:12] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:00:12 towards level 107.
[07/08/22 18:16:54] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:48 towards level 107.
[07/08/22 21:07:19] AssDisaster [834/980] has challenged Pontuzz [166/1050] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:17:01 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/09/22 01:22:16] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 08:27:23 from level 107.
[07/09/22 02:07:18] AssDisaster [568/980] has challenged Volkor [100/876] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:50:45 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/09/22 10:07:18] AssDisaster [633/980] has challenged MPenguin [66/1155] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:14:48 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/09/22 10:14:24] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:07:20 towards level 107.
[07/09/22 12:07:17] Pontuzz [76/1050] has challenged AssDisaster [873/980] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:49:43 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[07/09/22 15:23:21] |_ocke, SelfishShellfish and MPenguin [1749/3939] have team battled Pontuzz, AssDisaster and webvictim [1344/3202] at [581,181] and won! 1 day, 18:52:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/22 20:07:19] AssDisaster [33/980] has challenged Sphearion [244/341] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:35:03 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/10/22 01:31:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 4 days, 06:59:38 toward level 107.
[07/10/22 03:07:17] webvictim [24/1172] has challenged AssDisaster [136/980] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:47:11 is added to webvictim's clock.
[07/10/22 05:06:08] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:36:14 towards level 107.
[07/10/22 06:11:18] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:48 towards level 107.
[07/10/22 17:54:11] linuxdaemon, ricin and kutasownik [2691/2724] have team battled Sphearion, AB49K and AssDisaster [1453/2272] at [12,292] and won! 1 day, 04:43:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/22 18:56:07] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 02:26:12 from level 107.
[07/10/22 22:34:09] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:33 towards level 107.
[07/11/22 00:07:18] AssDisaster [370/980] has challenged RichardG867 [571/901] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:56 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/11/22 08:07:18] ricin [887/994] has challenged AssDisaster [329/980] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:28:49 is removed from ricin's clock.
[07/11/22 21:07:18] AssDisaster [446/980] has challenged Sphearion [141/343] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:03:32 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/12/22 01:07:17] weylin [290/1486] has challenged AssDisaster [237/980] in combat and won! 22 days, 15:44:42 is removed from weylin's clock.
[07/12/22 01:59:32] linuxdaemon, AssDisaster, MPenguin, and TurdMartini have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/12/22 04:20:04] AssDisaster was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:21:15 from level 107.
[07/12/22 07:07:19] weylin [428/1486] has challenged AssDisaster [378/980] in combat and won! 16 days, 16:48:40 is removed from weylin's clock.
[07/12/22 09:07:19] ricin [754/1005] has challenged AssDisaster [856/980] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:54:20 is added to ricin's clock.
[07/12/22 15:57:48] Volkor, webvictim and sslbits [2530/3132] have team battled AssDisaster, ricin and MPenguin [2951/3138] at [166,778] and lost! 0 days, 08:13:54 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/22 18:08:23] AssDisaster, webvictim and MPenguin [930/3307] have team battled sslbits, Pontuzz and Sario [2198/2778] at [438,851] and lost! 0 days, 01:59:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/22 19:07:17] |_ocke [599/1073] has challenged AssDisaster [136/980] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:16:34 is removed from |_ocke's clock.
[07/12/22 21:41:32] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:12 towards level 107.
[07/12/22 23:31:43] sslbits, Pontuzz and Sario [2106/2778] have team battled linuxdaemon, weylin and AssDisaster [833/3745] at [582,649] and won! 0 days, 06:26:17 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/22 23:53:12] AssDisaster, webvictim and sslbits [1779/3236] have team battled linuxdaemon, weylin and RichardG867 [2572/3666] at [341,899] and lost! 0 days, 01:08:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/22 06:43:03] AssDisaster [951/980] has challenged SelfishShellfish [1367/1711] in combat and lost! 265 days, 03:31:49 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/13/22 08:07:50] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 142 days, 06:59:44 towards level 108.
[07/13/22 14:44:17] Sphearion, ricin and RichardG867 [693/2325] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, AssDisaster and Thor [3242/3822] at [689,254] and lost! 4 days, 05:41:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/22 22:40:58] Mag and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/22 00:24:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 459 days, 05:04:09 toward level 108.
[07/14/22 09:34:53] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 124 days, 02:51:09 towards level 108.
[07/14/22 13:07:17] Sario [345/644] has challenged AssDisaster [424/980] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:15:39 is added to Sario's clock.
[07/14/22 17:30:01] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 78 days, 04:07:22 towards level 108.
[07/15/22 04:07:18] AssDisaster [30/980] has challenged idlerpg [1025/1930] in combat and lost! 103 days, 19:30:04 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/15/22 08:30:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 240 days, 06:49:07 toward level 108.
[07/15/22 08:44:13] AssDisaster misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 81 days, 08:27:32 from level 108.
[07/15/22 15:07:17] AssDisaster [479/980] has challenged sslbits [720/1277] in combat and lost! 88 days, 15:36:20 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/15/22 17:24:32] webvictim, AssDisaster and linuxdaemon [2196/3436] have team battled TheSilentLink, ricin and Sario [272/3103] at [579,589] and won! 0 days, 08:56:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/22 18:28:23] Mag and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/22 19:14:43] Sario, AssDisaster and kutasownik [911/2080] have team battled webvictim, Pontuzz and SelfishShellfish [2761/3948] at [364,715] and lost! 1 day, 21:48:56 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/22 20:09:36] Pontuzz, SelfishShellfish and webvictim [2833/3948] have team battled Sario, AssDisaster and kutasownik [1088/2080] at [475,852] and won! 2 days, 14:14:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/22 21:07:17] TheSilentLink [427/1427] has challenged AssDisaster [909/980] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:30:51 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[07/16/22 02:22:06] kutasownik, AssDisaster and Sario [1225/2080] have team battled webvictim, |_ocke and weylin [2440/3567] at [164,447] and lost! 2 days, 20:31:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/22 04:07:19] AssDisaster [895/980] has challenged idlerpg [1893/1930] in combat and lost! 100 days, 11:36:41 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/16/22 10:07:18] ricin [269/1032] has challenged AssDisaster [258/980] in combat and won! 203 days, 16:05:46 is removed from ricin's clock.
[07/16/22 13:07:18] weylin [1017/1317] has challenged AssDisaster [49/980] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:50:09 is removed from weylin's clock.
[07/16/22 17:09:49] webvictim, kutasownik and Sario [471/2277] have team battled Thor, ricin and AssDisaster [2601/3100] at [127,474] and lost! 1 day, 14:37:56 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/22 17:50:11] AssDisaster grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 77 days, 07:58:50 towards level 108.
[07/16/22 18:07:18] AssDisaster [510/980] has challenged HellSpawn [78/369] in combat and won! 113 days, 00:21:07 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/16/22 20:19:19] Pontuzz, Sphearion and webvictim [1739/2661] have team battled ricin, AssDisaster and TheSilentLink [497/3444] at [354,970] and won! 0 days, 16:56:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/22 21:46:59] AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and Pontuzz [476/3462] have team battled HellSpawn, Sphearion and weylin [420/2120] at [636,944] and won! 0 days, 16:05:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/22 00:54:41] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 109 days, 14:42:06 towards level 108.
[07/17/22 03:42:16] AssDisaster was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 72 days, 08:00:42 from level 108.
[07/17/22 10:10:52] AssDisaster, sslbits and TurdMartini [2080/2791] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, TheSilentLink and Volkor [2636/4044] at [719,334] and lost! 0 days, 01:19:46 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/22 11:07:19] AssDisaster [513/980] has challenged MPenguin [361/1146] in combat and won! 227 days, 16:55:30 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/17/22 15:23:20] sslbits, Sphearion and Thor [2209/2799] have team battled TheSilentLink, Volkor and AssDisaster [1519/3288] at [689,32] and won! 0 days, 07:21:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/22 16:40:28] Volkor, AssDisaster and sslbits [1189/3133] have team battled Sphearion, TurdMartini and TheSilentLink [2008/2400] at [725,313] and lost! 1 day, 03:44:37 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/22 17:52:17] sslbits, Mag and Sphearion [2700/2818] have team battled SelfishShellfish, TurdMartini and AssDisaster [3190/3245] at [486,181] and lost! 0 days, 05:23:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/22 21:14:55] AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and Volkor [3585/3592] have team battled sslbits, TurdMartini and SelfishShellfish [505/3542] at [604,405] and won! 1 day, 08:22:39 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/22 06:52:58] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 64 days, 16:57:44 towards level 108.
[07/18/22 10:41:04] Thor, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [679/3799] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, TurdMartini and RichardG867 [2275/3171] at [394,146] and lost! 34 days, 11:04:54 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/22 11:33:49] AssDisaster bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 43 days, 03:56:03 towards level 108.
[07/18/22 13:51:24] RichardG867, HellSpawn and AssDisaster [42/2250] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, MPenguin and |_ocke [1699/3949] at [846,259] and lost! 14 days, 18:19:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/22 20:07:17] MPenguin [245/1140] has challenged AssDisaster [970/980] in combat and lost! 172 days, 08:42:16 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[07/19/22 03:07:18] AssDisaster [666/980] has challenged Sario [515/644] in combat and won! 70 days, 12:13:38 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/19/22 06:07:18] AssDisaster [461/980] has challenged Pontuzz [119/1076] in combat and won! 87 days, 21:08:00 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/19/22 06:48:18] AssDisaster has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 25 days, 17:48:39 from level 108.
[07/19/22 07:07:17] AssDisaster [929/980] has challenged Thor [592/1088] in combat and won! 104 days, 14:17:57 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/19/22 11:54:28] AssDisaster [15/980] has come upon |_ocke [594/1073] and been defeated in combat! 34 days, 23:55:33 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/19/22 17:07:19] AssDisaster [609/980] has challenged ricin [653/1032] in combat and lost! 69 days, 06:06:53 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/19/22 19:59:01] AssDisaster was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 36 days, 07:27:28 from level 108.
[07/19/22 20:07:19] Pontuzz [418/1076] has challenged AssDisaster [365/980] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:41:25 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[07/19/22 23:07:17] MPenguin [31/1145] has challenged AssDisaster [945/980] in combat and lost! 118 days, 03:19:47 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[07/20/22 01:07:17] AssDisaster [145/980] has challenged sslbits [783/1277] in combat and lost! 44 days, 07:39:38 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/20/22 16:44:34] Volkor, SelfishShellfish and sslbits [3234/3895] have team battled AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and RichardG867 [1654/3617] at [464,601] and won! 0 days, 11:26:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/22 18:07:18] AssDisaster [80/980] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [1678/1736] in combat and lost! 80 days, 09:46:01 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/20/22 18:47:25] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 67 days, 19:21:48 towards level 108.
[07/20/22 19:07:17] sslbits [257/1277] has challenged AssDisaster [212/980] in combat and won! 49 days, 10:50:30 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[07/20/22 22:07:17] AssDisaster [137/980] has challenged Mag [236/1107] in combat and lost! 87 days, 18:09:46 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/20/22 23:48:54] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 44 days, 12:45:32 towards level 108.
[07/21/22 00:43:54] Doctor_Colossus, Sphearion and Volkor [1547/3046] have team battled SelfishShellfish, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [1142/3623] at [60,87] and won! 0 days, 00:48:52 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/22 00:59:59] AssDisaster was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 70 days, 23:45:54 from level 108.
[07/21/22 03:20:52] Volkor, SelfishShellfish and RichardG867 [3213/3519] have team battled AssDisaster, Mag and Sphearion [2413/2521] at [252,122] and won! 0 days, 06:52:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/22 07:07:18] AssDisaster [38/980] has challenged Mag [442/1107] in combat and lost! 105 days, 23:18:35 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/21/22 08:07:18] AssDisaster [411/980] has challenged SelfishShellfish [147/1742] in combat and won! 207 days, 10:15:32 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/21/22 10:07:19] AssDisaster [584/980] has challenged weylin [965/1317] in combat and lost! 78 days, 12:04:59 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/21/22 15:07:17] Sario [231/644] has challenged AssDisaster [785/980] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:18:33 is added to Sario's clock.
[07/21/22 20:17:43] Pontuzz, Mag and AssDisaster [1666/3163] have team battled SelfishShellfish, Volkor and Sphearion [205/3052] at [122,318] and won! 2 days, 12:58:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/22 00:37:15] Doctor_Colossus, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [3810/4458] have team battled weylin, sslbits and Volkor [2012/3492] at [167,798] and won! 0 days, 04:20:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/22 09:07:19] AssDisaster [632/980] has challenged Hitler [520/887] in combat and won! 171 days, 14:26:51 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/22/22 14:07:18] kutasownik [155/457] has challenged AssDisaster [561/980] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:31:09 is added to kutasownik's clock.
[07/22/22 15:07:17] AssDisaster [294/980] has challenged Hitler [183/887] in combat and won! 125 days, 04:50:49 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/22/22 23:19:18] AssDisaster bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 37 days, 04:45:42 from level 108.
[07/23/22 07:08:01] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 131 days, 06:20:16 from level 108.
[07/23/22 07:28:07] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 45 days, 13:35:13 towards level 108.
[07/23/22 13:02:13] TurdMartini, AssDisaster and MPenguin [63/2656] have team battled Thor, Sphearion and weylin [2/2839] at [292,350] and won! 34 days, 23:30:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/22 13:13:57] AssDisaster met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 42 days, 13:12:39 from level 108.
[07/23/22 13:42:23] Thor, AssDisaster and webvictim [252/3282] have team battled HellSpawn, entreX and MPenguin [1212/1662] at [475,469] and lost! 1 day, 14:07:59 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/22 16:07:19] AssDisaster [220/980] has challenged linuxdaemon [618/1306] in combat and lost! 42 days, 06:10:14 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/23/22 16:42:55] HellSpawn, entreX and Volkor [1011/1394] have team battled MPenguin, AssDisaster and Thor [2691/3213] at [464,565] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/22 20:07:19] AssDisaster [606/980] has challenged Hitler [54/870] in combat and won! 138 days, 03:15:29 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/23/22 21:07:19] AssDisaster [829/980] has challenged Sario [643/644] in combat and won! 44 days, 19:29:49 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/23/22 22:07:17] AssDisaster [274/980] has challenged |_ocke [433/1073] in combat and lost! 32 days, 20:35:52 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/23/22 22:34:59] AssDisaster, webvictim and HellSpawn [727/2563] have team battled TheSilentLink, entreX and Thor [2520/2692] at [628,620] and lost! 1 day, 12:46:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/22 23:07:17] linuxdaemon [1229/1306] has challenged AssDisaster [781/980] in combat and won! 36 days, 15:46:46 is removed from linuxdaemon's clock.
[07/24/22 08:07:18] AssDisaster [119/980] has challenged linuxdaemon [355/1306] in combat and lost! 32 days, 15:07:17 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/24/22 10:39:52] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 27 days, 15:44:05 towards level 108.
[07/24/22 11:07:18] AssDisaster [941/980] has challenged RichardG867 [455/874] in combat and won! 80 days, 19:54:07 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/24/22 11:11:00] TheSilentLink, Thor and MPenguin [393/3665] have team battled |_ocke, Volkor and AssDisaster [219/2933] at [371,116] and won! 4 days, 05:03:46 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/22 11:54:16] TurdMartini, AssDisaster and Volkor [2217/2388] have team battled TheSilentLink, MPenguin and |_ocke [1965/3653] at [330,197] and won! 16 days, 08:58:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/22 12:07:18] Doctor_Colossus [1486/1736] has challenged AssDisaster [395/980] in combat and won! 474 days, 01:20:36 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[07/24/22 13:07:18] AssDisaster [503/980] has challenged idlerpg [355/1937] in combat and won! 54 days, 00:34:20 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/25/22 11:07:18] AssDisaster [949/980] has challenged Pontuzz [748/1076] in combat and won! 36 days, 13:55:44 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/25/22 11:07:18] AssDisaster has dealt Pontuzz a Critical Strike! 74 days, 21:18:22 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[07/25/22 11:50:25] AssDisaster and TheSilentLink have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/22 16:49:30] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 09:10:33 towards level 108.
[07/25/22 19:07:18] AssDisaster [105/980] has challenged weylin [841/1317] in combat and lost! 22 days, 06:48:23 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/26/22 05:44:58] TurdMartini, AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish, and sslbits have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/26/22 08:07:18] SelfishShellfish [478/1742] has challenged AssDisaster [210/980] in combat and won! 9 days, 20:00:28 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[07/26/22 13:07:19] Doctor_Colossus [995/1736] has challenged AssDisaster [569/980] in combat and won! 124 days, 18:47:34 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[07/26/22 13:07:19] Doctor_Colossus has dealt AssDisaster a Critical Strike! 31 days, 03:40:58 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/26/22 17:32:15] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 18 days, 07:20:48 towards level 108.
[07/26/22 21:39:01] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 17 days, 18:04:20 towards level 108.
[07/26/22 23:35:40] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 14:42:37 towards level 108.
[07/27/22 10:07:18] MPenguin [1025/1156] has challenged AssDisaster [404/980] in combat and won! 70 days, 11:20:18 is removed from MPenguin's clock.
[07/27/22 10:07:18] MPenguin has dealt AssDisaster a Critical Strike! 9 days, 02:59:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/27/22 10:24:26] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 02:02:40 towards level 108.
[07/27/22 18:07:18] linuxdaemon [1155/1310] has challenged AssDisaster [686/980] in combat and won! 10 days, 18:47:54 is removed from linuxdaemon's clock.
[07/27/22 20:36:08] MistahKel, weylin and AssDisaster [1148/2949] have team battled HellSpawn, Doctor_Colossus and MPenguin [2180/3261] at [91,858] and lost! 13 days, 19:24:50 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/22 11:58:39] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:44:31 towards level 108.
[07/28/22 13:16:53] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:25:09 towards level 108.
[07/28/22 16:09:24] ricin, webvictim, AssDisaster, and Thor have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/22 04:28:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 21 days, 15:18:41 toward level 108.
[07/29/22 22:58:12] |_ocke, MPenguin and AssDisaster [1434/3212] have team battled kutasownik, Pontuzz and Doctor_Colossus [991/3269] at [614,647] and won! 0 days, 23:28:13 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/22 00:46:23] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:00:12 towards level 108.
[07/30/22 06:31:44] MPenguin, Hitler and kutasownik [2265/2495] have team battled AssDisaster, TurdMartini and Doctor_Colossus [2586/3247] at [785,456] and lost! 0 days, 03:07:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/22 13:20:49] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:40:35 towards level 108.
[07/30/22 14:07:18] AssDisaster [646/980] has challenged Hitler [488/877] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:02:28 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[07/30/22 14:55:40] AssDisaster reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! AssDisaster's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/30/22 17:11:13] AssDisaster, MPenguin and |_ocke [1935/3231] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, SelfishShellfish and RichardG867 [3358/4352] at [649,419] and lost! 1 day, 09:03:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/22 20:07:18] AssDisaster [163/994] has challenged Sphearion [313/451] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:20 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/30/22 22:58:27] AssDisaster, RichardG867 and sslbits [1970/3196] have team battled TurdMartini, entreX and MPenguin [671/1933] at [910,660] and won! 3 days, 00:49:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/22 23:07:19] Mag [992/1151] has challenged AssDisaster [47/994] in combat and won! 115 days, 17:41:42 is removed from Mag's clock.
[07/31/22 11:12:04] weylin, HellSpawn and MPenguin [74/2876] have team battled AssDisaster, sslbits and TurdMartini [371/2809] at [844,780] and lost! 0 days, 02:31:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/22 20:12:31] sslbits, AssDisaster and TurdMartini [370/2809] have team battled |_ocke, Sario and RichardG867 [277/2623] at [975,222] and won! 1 day, 03:13:43 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/22 23:07:18] AssDisaster [85/994] has challenged RichardG867 [508/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:50:41 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[07/31/22 23:10:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 9 days, 13:33:51 toward level 108.
[08/01/22 02:19:58] HellSpawn [326/362] has challenged AssDisaster [952/994] in combat and lost! 11 days, 13:45:36 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[08/01/22 04:21:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 2 days, 06:30:37 toward level 108.
[08/01/22 14:28:43] Volkor, Sario and AssDisaster [946/2502] have team battled MPenguin, HellSpawn and TheSilentLink [2433/3080] at [456,900] and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/22 16:01:55] AssDisaster, HellSpawn, |_ocke, and weylin have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/02/22 02:07:18] AssDisaster [501/994] has challenged Hitler [500/877] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:14:55 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/02/22 08:56:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 06:14:49 toward level 108.
[08/02/22 11:07:17] AssDisaster [969/994] has challenged webvictim [63/1125] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:30:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/02/22 12:15:30] AssDisaster [333/994] has challenged kutasownik [150/460] in combat and won! 194 days, 13:13:43 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/02/22 17:07:18] Doctor_Colossus [1461/1736] has challenged AssDisaster [70/994] in combat and won! 17 days, 21:07:39 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[08/02/22 22:39:38] AssDisaster, TurdMartini and ricin [320/2534] have team battled Sario, Pontuzz and MPenguin [1668/2880] at [817,731] and lost! 0 days, 12:02:01 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/22 23:07:17] AssDisaster [966/994] has challenged |_ocke [845/1076] in combat and won! 283 days, 08:18:21 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/03/22 00:07:17] AssDisaster [709/994] has challenged Volkor [862/864] in combat and lost! 129 days, 01:49:02 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/03/22 00:37:41] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 141 days, 23:32:53 towards level 109.
[08/03/22 00:43:18] |_ocke, AssDisaster and MPenguin [1309/3225] have team battled Sario, Mag and weylin [1994/3160] at [185,923] and lost! 1 day, 02:23:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/22 04:07:22] AssDisaster was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 102 days, 07:15:58 from level 109.
[08/03/22 06:25:34] SelfishShellfish, Mag and |_ocke [1586/3954] have team battled AssDisaster, MPenguin and Pontuzz [1637/3225] at [241,853] and lost! 0 days, 16:13:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/22 09:41:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 966 days, 14:21:42 toward level 109.
[08/03/22 11:07:17] MPenguin [842/1155] has challenged AssDisaster [724/994] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:32:50 is removed from MPenguin's clock.
[08/03/22 17:15:46] AssDisaster reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! AssDisaster's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/03/22 20:04:10] SelfishShellfish, entreX and AssDisaster [82/2990] have team battled MPenguin, kutasownik and webvictim [2320/2751] at [11,897] and lost! 0 days, 03:26:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/22 02:57:08] Pontuzz, kutasownik and entreX [646/1809] have team battled webvictim, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [3333/3860] at [177,550] and lost! 0 days, 05:57:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/22 06:07:19] AssDisaster [387/1016] has challenged Volkor [825/864] in combat and lost! 20 days, 15:53:10 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/04/22 17:07:18] Hitler [760/877] has challenged AssDisaster [349/1016] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:44:06 is removed from Hitler's clock.
[08/05/22 02:07:18] Doctor_Colossus [6/1736] has challenged AssDisaster [737/1016] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:45:44 is added to Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[08/05/22 04:07:17] Thor [771/1088] has challenged AssDisaster [244/1016] in combat and won! 515 days, 08:52:34 is removed from Thor's clock.
[08/05/22 08:02:54] Mag and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/22 11:07:18] Volkor [573/864] has challenged AssDisaster [774/1016] in combat and lost! 17 days, 07:37:24 is added to Volkor's clock.
[08/05/22 14:24:49] Mag and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/22 14:59:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 55 days, 11:01:42 toward level 109.
[08/05/22 19:56:43] Thor, Mag and |_ocke [433/3323] have team battled AssDisaster, ricin and DoctorRaptorMD [2478/2957] at [695,310] and lost! 3 days, 00:52:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/22 22:36:48] webvictim and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/22 10:24:32] linuxdaemon, AssDisaster and MPenguin [2694/3547] have team battled |_ocke, DoctorRaptorMD and Doctor_Colossus [501/3744] at [736,1005] and won! 1 day, 00:55:20 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/22 16:23:47] kutasownik, ricin and Mag [1269/2651] have team battled AB49K, AssDisaster and Thor [1282/3053] at [975,358] and lost! 2 days, 11:55:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/22 17:34:36] AssDisaster found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 00:28:18 towards level 109.
[08/06/22 18:07:19] AssDisaster [468/1016] has challenged Sario [40/649] in combat and won! 12 days, 08:01:46 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/07/22 03:07:18] AssDisaster [127/1016] has challenged AB49K [278/961] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:57:02 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/07/22 13:07:19] Thor [998/1088] has challenged AssDisaster [281/1016] in combat and won! 463 days, 13:30:25 is removed from Thor's clock.
[08/07/22 17:49:56] weylin, DoctorRaptorMD and SelfishShellfish [3762/4017] have team battled Thor, AssDisaster and Sphearion [1972/2564] at [841,967] and won! 0 days, 11:17:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/22 21:10:15] SelfishShellfish [664/1725] has come upon AssDisaster [479/1016] and taken them in combat! 387 days, 13:06:14 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[08/08/22 00:07:17] AssDisaster [604/1016] has challenged Hitler [681/877] in combat and lost! 15 days, 10:12:49 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/08/22 01:48:06] Sphearion, Hitler and linuxdaemon [2485/2713] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, Thor and AssDisaster [2959/3036] at [763,845] and lost! 0 days, 17:02:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/22 02:11:23] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 09:50:15 towards level 109.
[08/08/22 05:06:12] DoctorRaptorMD, Thor and AssDisaster [2251/3036] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Hitler and entreX [982/2897] at [884,867] and won! 0 days, 04:00:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/22 07:11:15] Sario, Hitler and HellSpawn [92/1891] have team battled AssDisaster, DoctorRaptorMD and entreX [935/2232] at [893,932] and lost! 2 days, 03:12:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/22 19:11:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 31 days, 04:31:22 toward level 109.

[08/09/22 13:07:17] AssDisaster [57/1016] has challenged Hitler [689/870] in combat and lost! 11 days, 05:17:43 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/09/22 13:17:43] tccki, RichardG867 and linuxdaemon [924/2701] have team battled AssDisaster, Volkor and Doctor_Colossus [1085/3616] at [932,662] and lost! 0 days, 02:41:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/22 15:07:18] AssDisaster [243/1016] has challenged ricin [813/1021] in combat and lost! 14 days, 15:04:13 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/09/22 16:07:17] AssDisaster [606/1016] has challenged HellSpawn [205/365] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:03:03 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/09/22 16:45:44] Volkor, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [1264/3605] have team battled Sario, Doctor_Colossus and tccki [1957/2800] at [574,515] and lost! 3 days, 07:04:17 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/22 16:48:29] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:17:23 towards level 109.
[08/09/22 16:53:30] tccki, RichardG867 and webvictim [960/2450] have team battled AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and Volkor [1654/3605] at [931,704] and lost! 0 days, 17:07:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/22 18:32:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 25 days, 05:19:54 toward level 109.
[08/09/22 19:07:19] AssDisaster [90/1016] has challenged idlerpg [1407/1930] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:11:09 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/10/22 00:34:27] Mag, tccki and webvictim [87/2708] have team battled AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and Doctor_Colossus [4070/4477] at [729,492] and lost! 0 days, 19:01:06 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/22 01:02:09] AssDisaster, webvictim and TurdMartini [1878/2715] have team battled Sario, Sphearion and weylin [1016/2469] at [445,525] and won! 1 day, 07:18:17 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/22 02:07:18] Hitler [639/870] has challenged AssDisaster [555/1016] in combat and won! 169 days, 09:40:31 is removed from Hitler's clock.
[08/10/22 03:39:09] Volkor, DoctorRaptorMD and RichardG867 [1241/2706] have team battled AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and tccki [2271/3156] at [741,978] and lost! 2 days, 06:40:44 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/22 13:07:18] AssDisaster [582/1016] has challenged idlerpg [1065/1930] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:55:30 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/11/22 20:30:22] AssDisaster broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:51:48 from level 109.
[08/12/22 02:44:59] tccki [314/415] has come upon AssDisaster [916/1016] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:19:43 is added to tccki's clock.
[08/12/22 12:07:17] ricin [471/1021] has challenged AssDisaster [529/1016] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:21:01 is added to ricin's clock.
[08/12/22 19:21:07] TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and Mag [2128/3850] have team battled tccki, MistahKel and HellSpawn [39/1392] at [960,146] and won! 4 days, 10:00:47 is removed from their clocks.

[08/12/22 23:07:18] AssDisaster [124/1016] has challenged weylin [936/1360] in combat and lost! 10 days, 22:21:14 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/13/22 07:16:49] MPenguin, webvictim and SelfishShellfish [2156/4010] have team battled Volkor, AssDisaster and MistahKel [61/2494] at [638,246] and won! 2 days, 01:10:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/22 07:25:42] MistahKel, AssDisaster and Volkor [1320/2494] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, TurdMartini and Thor [1931/2605] at [602,448] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/22 09:22:32] Sphearion, Volkor and AssDisaster [2336/2340] have team battled SelfishShellfish, DoctorRaptorMD and Mag [1746/3846] at [766,590] and won! 1 day, 17:03:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/22 17:48:14] MistahKel, DoctorRaptorMD and TheSilentLink [167/3241] have team battled Volkor, AssDisaster and Sphearion [831/2340] at [828,155] and lost! 47 days, 20:34:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/22 18:24:00] SelfishShellfish, Volkor and MistahKel [2409/3207] have team battled AssDisaster, Sphearion and TheSilentLink [1402/3141] at [917,471] and won! 4 days, 13:49:14 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/22 19:00:16] SelfishShellfish, MistahKel and AssDisaster [378/3359] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, Sphearion and TheSilentLink [1409/3068] at [975,222] and lost! 17 days, 07:13:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/22 20:10:40] AssDisaster was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 06:18:51 from level 109.
[08/13/22 20:47:41] MistahKel, RichardG867 and DoctorRaptorMD [658/2399] have team battled entreX, |_ocke and AssDisaster [1770/2390] at [506,163] and lost! 2 days, 01:10:00 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/22 03:07:17] RichardG867 [61/823] has challenged AssDisaster [735/1016] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:47:13 is added to RichardG867's clock.
[08/14/22 07:07:19] TurdMartini [560/574] has challenged AssDisaster [906/1016] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:09:15 is added to TurdMartini's clock.
[08/14/22 09:54:59] entreX, AB49K and HellSpawn [452/1613] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, AssDisaster and Sphearion [793/3212] at [470,35] and lost! 0 days, 21:30:50 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/22 13:07:18] AssDisaster [300/1016] has challenged AB49K [117/963] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:39:38 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/14/22 15:07:18] AssDisaster [317/1016] has challenged SelfishShellfish [1651/1710] in combat and lost! 14 days, 05:14:14 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/14/22 15:56:49] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:45:59 towards level 109.
[08/14/22 23:14:08] sslbits, AssDisaster and weylin [1296/3717] have team battled SelfishShellfish, kutasownik and TurdMartini [2686/2758] at [932,665] and lost! 8 days, 00:35:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/22 08:21:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 60 days, 23:24:53 toward level 109.
[08/15/22 09:52:28] AssDisaster, linuxdaemon and RichardG867 [160/3225] have team battled MPenguin, HellSpawn and |_ocke [2289/2610] at [269,713] and lost! 2 days, 05:26:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/22 13:07:19] Volkor [641/864] has challenged AssDisaster [489/1016] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:41:56 is removed from Volkor's clock.
[08/15/22 16:35:18] MistahKel, webvictim and RichardG867 [2569/2581] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, AssDisaster and ricin [1982/2959] at [32,155] and won! 0 days, 12:47:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/22 00:18:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 28 days, 19:30:06 from level 109.
[08/16/22 06:07:19] AssDisaster [96/1016] has challenged entreX [61/287] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:38:26 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/16/22 06:25:48] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:19:40 towards level 109.
[08/16/22 08:07:17] AssDisaster [345/1016] has challenged weylin [918/1394] in combat and lost! 9 days, 18:42:55 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/16/22 09:07:17] AssDisaster [119/1016] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [187/1736] in combat and lost! 11 days, 22:32:17 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/16/22 09:39:27] webvictim and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/22 11:07:17] DoctorRaptorMD [276/943] has challenged AssDisaster [753/1016] in combat and lost! 141 days, 23:19:04 is added to DoctorRaptorMD's clock.
[08/16/22 14:14:51] TurdMartini, AssDisaster, sslbits, and kutasownik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/16/22 18:07:19] kutasownik [239/474] has challenged AssDisaster [324/1016] in combat and lost! 10 days, 04:22:00 is added to kutasownik's clock.
[08/17/22 00:07:19] AssDisaster [670/1016] has challenged MPenguin [697/1170] in combat and lost! 9 days, 16:43:38 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/17/22 01:47:16] Pontuzz, AssDisaster and kutasownik [1734/2566] have team battled AB49K, MistahKel and DoctorRaptorMD [332/2539] at [234,232] and won! 14 days, 20:30:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/22 06:35:09] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 39 days, 16:14:47 from level 109.
[08/17/22 10:11:17] AssDisaster met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 20:41:23 from level 109.
[08/17/22 12:07:17] ricin [884/1000] has challenged AssDisaster [933/1016] in combat and lost! 295 days, 10:32:00 is added to ricin's clock.
[08/17/22 12:31:14] AssDisaster, AB49K and entreX [683/2266] have team battled TurdMartini, |_ocke and webvictim [1886/2786] at [108,833] and lost! 0 days, 11:20:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/22 13:01:28] TurdMartini, Pontuzz, AssDisaster, and sslbits have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/18/22 01:07:19] linuxdaemon [408/1386] has challenged AssDisaster [519/1016] in combat and lost! 51 days, 05:22:20 is added to linuxdaemon's clock.
[08/18/22 06:12:04] AssDisaster was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:43:43 from level 109.
[08/18/22 10:09:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 46 days, 16:59:35 toward level 109.
[08/18/22 13:19:37] AssDisaster met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:06:19 from level 109.
[08/18/22 17:20:48] AssDisaster, sslbits, Thor, and kutasownik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/18/22 18:07:19] AssDisaster [669/1016] has challenged MistahKel [100/633] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:52:16 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/19/22 07:07:19] AssDisaster [363/1016] has challenged RichardG867 [98/823] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:14:11 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/19/22 11:12:05] AssDisaster, AB49K and Sphearion [2257/2461] have team battled Mag, Pontuzz and sslbits [3527/3542] at [322,32] and lost! 4 days, 03:20:01 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/22 15:21:27] weylin, AssDisaster and webvictim [1012/3541] have team battled |_ocke, Volkor and Pontuzz [2128/2976] at [44,42] and lost! 0 days, 13:21:00 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/22 16:40:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 6 days, 00:55:56 toward level 109.
[08/19/22 17:53:17] sslbits, entreX and AB49K [362/2557] have team battled Sphearion, AssDisaster and weylin [1695/2898] at [388,89] and lost! 0 days, 04:46:17 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/22 18:02:00] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 05:47:23 from level 109.
[08/19/22 18:58:22] Mag, Volkor and AssDisaster [1633/3028] have team battled Sphearion, sslbits and AB49K [898/2752] at [283,202] and won! 0 days, 00:41:42 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/22 06:53:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 10:27:23 from level 109.
[08/20/22 08:17:37] webvictim, Pontuzz, AssDisaster, and |_ocke have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/20/22 09:07:18] MPenguin [575/1170] has challenged AssDisaster [368/1016] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:01:41 is removed from MPenguin's clock.
[08/20/22 17:07:19] AssDisaster [968/1016] has challenged MistahKel [198/633] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:18:46 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/20/22 21:07:18] AssDisaster [462/1016] has challenged kutasownik [144/474] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:25:55 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/21/22 01:42:43] AssDisaster lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:46:47 from level 109.

[08/21/22 08:59:03] AssDisaster was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:38:31 from level 109.
[08/21/22 09:07:19] webvictim [483/1125] has challenged AssDisaster [511/1016] in combat and lost! 33 days, 03:41:26 is added to webvictim's clock.
[08/21/22 14:07:19] ricin [81/1000] has challenged AssDisaster [357/1016] in combat and lost! 392 days, 14:14:38 is added to ricin's clock.
[08/21/22 18:40:25] AssDisaster, entreX and Mag [1735/2488] have team battled sslbits, kutasownik and ricin [1015/2781] at [285,90] and won! 1 day, 01:13:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/22 01:30:10] AssDisaster, Sphearion and Mag [1924/2677] have team battled |_ocke, linuxdaemon and sslbits [923/3742] at [11,45] and won! 1 day, 13:26:48 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/22 10:08:37] Volkor, entreX and Mag [1973/2309] have team battled AssDisaster, Sphearion and linuxdaemon [1881/2884] at [275,41] and won! 1 day, 01:41:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/22 12:40:35] |_ocke, Pontuzz and AssDisaster [1446/3121] have team battled weylin, Sphearion and Mag [1715/3061] at [550,445] and lost! 1 day, 22:59:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/22 15:07:17] AssDisaster [442/1016] has challenged kutasownik [395/474] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:20:52 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/23/22 02:13:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 7 days, 22:02:33 toward level 109.
[08/23/22 11:07:17] kutasownik [344/474] has challenged AssDisaster [279/1016] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:59:07 is removed from kutasownik's clock.
[08/23/22 22:07:19] sslbits [332/1307] has challenged AssDisaster [996/1016] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:20:26 is added to sslbits's clock.
[08/23/22 22:17:47] AssDisaster, |_ocke and MPenguin [2344/3235] have team battled webvictim, Doctor_Colossus and kutasownik [1204/3352] at [594,132] and won! 0 days, 19:31:48 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/22 05:41:58] TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [938/4434] have team battled AB49K, Thor and kutasownik [1193/2562] at [219,108] and lost! 1 day, 21:21:42 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/22 09:25:23] AssDisaster and Volkor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/22 11:07:18] AssDisaster [525/1016] has challenged sslbits [1066/1307] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:59:40 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/24/22 17:00:58] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 09:16:02 from level 109.
[08/24/22 17:49:06] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:51:38 towards level 109.
[08/24/22 18:07:17] AssDisaster [306/1016] has challenged Volkor [680/837] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:03:22 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/24/22 20:54:34] weylin, AssDisaster and Sario [1802/3065] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, linuxdaemon and HellSpawn [974/3498] at [378,246] and won! 1 day, 12:57:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/22 06:07:17] RichardG867 [465/823] has challenged AssDisaster [2/1016] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:38:06 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[08/25/22 12:56:02] Mag, HellSpawn and AssDisaster [1499/2554] have team battled SelfishShellfish, TurdMartini and RichardG867 [2920/3093] at [758,27] and lost! 1 day, 02:22:04 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/22 20:46:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 4 days, 00:13:55 toward level 109.
[08/26/22 01:59:02] TheSilentLink, Mag and |_ocke [1535/3893] have team battled AssDisaster, Sphearion and HellSpawn [1688/1857] at [353,232] and lost! 1 day, 15:51:02 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/22 06:17:55] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:29:39 towards level 109.
[08/26/22 07:07:19] AssDisaster [5/1016] has challenged webvictim [202/1117] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:20:40 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/26/22 09:07:18] RichardG867 [93/823] has challenged AssDisaster [687/1016] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:48:25 is added to RichardG867's clock.
[08/26/22 18:25:32] Mag, weylin and AssDisaster [851/3595] have team battled webvictim, sslbits and SelfishShellfish [2091/4078] at [771,483] and lost! 0 days, 19:10:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/22 19:02:12] AssDisaster lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:00:29 from level 109.
[08/26/22 20:07:19] ricin [913/1018] has challenged AssDisaster [187/1016] in combat and won! 201 days, 18:44:53 is removed from ricin's clock.
[08/26/22 22:05:27] AB49K, ricin and MPenguin [1806/3151] have team battled webvictim, AssDisaster and TurdMartini [2306/2749] at [999,384] and lost! 2 days, 08:15:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/22 02:09:33] TurdMartini, ricin and MPenguin [1478/2804] have team battled weylin, webvictim and AssDisaster [1115/3533] at [901,366] and won! 4 days, 05:28:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/22 07:07:19] Pontuzz [248/1056] has challenged AssDisaster [497/1016] in combat and lost! 176 days, 12:16:29 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[08/27/22 11:03:02] AssDisaster ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:38:22 from level 109.
[08/27/22 12:53:43] AssDisaster bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:54:41 from level 109.
[08/27/22 15:13:02] ricin, webvictim and AssDisaster [115/3151] have team battled weylin, |_ocke and Volkor [1622/3286] at [695,264] and lost! 0 days, 23:57:21 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/22 19:07:18] Pontuzz [74/1056] has challenged AssDisaster [672/1016] in combat and lost! 252 days, 21:06:36 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[08/27/22 21:15:47] AssDisaster sharpened the edge of his weapon! AssDisaster's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/28/22 01:42:40] kutasownik, webvictim and AssDisaster [2532/2653] have team battled weylin, |_ocke and RichardG867 [1653/3272] at [646,348] and won! 1 day, 14:33:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/22 03:07:17] weylin [149/1400] has challenged AssDisaster [571/1032] in combat and lost! 188 days, 22:35:17 is added to weylin's clock.
[08/28/22 03:20:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 2 days, 03:52:34 toward level 109.
[08/28/22 08:07:17] AssDisaster [235/1032] has challenged |_ocke [934/1049] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:35:29 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[08/28/22 11:21:14] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:54 towards level 109.
[08/28/22 14:06:05] AssDisaster misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:18:27 from level 109.
[08/28/22 17:27:58] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:03 towards level 109.
[08/28/22 21:09:05] AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and Pontuzz [2932/3753] have team battled kutasownik, TurdMartini and ricin [1241/2140] at [680,153] and won! 0 days, 16:02:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/22 22:58:01] AssDisaster was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:28:41 from level 109.
[08/28/22 23:07:19] linuxdaemon [333/1386] has challenged AssDisaster [857/1032] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:41:19 is added to linuxdaemon's clock.
[08/29/22 04:22:45] SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and MistahKel [2468/3319] have team battled ricin, |_ocke and Doctor_Colossus [670/3833] at [367,67] and won! 0 days, 05:15:13 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/22 07:38:11] TheSilentLink, |_ocke and ricin [1378/3732] have team battled AssDisaster, MistahKel and kutasownik [752/2171] at [606,340] and won! 0 days, 10:40:07 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/22 17:07:19] AssDisaster [1016/1032] has challenged idlerpg [368/1964] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:16:39 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/30/22 11:47:03] Doctor_Colossus [1446/1766] has challenged AssDisaster [177/1032] in combat and won! 478 days, 01:47:40 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[08/30/22 12:07:18] AssDisaster [873/1032] has challenged Thor [706/1109] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:09:55 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/30/22 17:41:26] AssDisaster EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:30:09 from level 109.
[08/30/22 18:14:37] Doctor_Colossus stole AssDisaster's level 163 shield while they were sleeping! Doctor_Colossus leaves his old level 157 shield behind, which AssDisaster then takes.
[08/30/22 20:17:00] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:29 towards level 109.
[08/30/22 23:07:19] AssDisaster [703/1034] has challenged RichardG867 [236/823] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:36:22 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/31/22 01:16:19] AssDisaster [923/1034] has challenged Mag [386/1177] in combat and won! 513 days, 04:44:42 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/31/22 02:07:20] AssDisaster [855/1034] has challenged Sphearion [337/482] in combat and won! 138 days, 04:56:00 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[08/31/22 14:36:18] MistahKel, Thor and AssDisaster [559/2776] have team battled webvictim, AB49K and Sphearion [1428/2565] at [976,362] and lost! 11 days, 16:04:33 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/22 16:07:17] TurdMartini [288/616] has challenged AssDisaster [878/1034] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:44:59 is added to TurdMartini's clock.
[09/01/22 01:33:59] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 124 days, 10:54:44 towards level 110.
[09/01/22 18:15:35] webvictim and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/22 09:15:13] AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish, TheSilentLink, and weylin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/22 12:07:19] AssDisaster [561/1034] has challenged MistahKel [194/633] in combat and won! 90 days, 01:15:27 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/02/22 13:48:18] AssDisaster, HellSpawn and SelfishShellfish [803/3045] have team battled linuxdaemon, MPenguin and entreX [378/2848] at [559,263] and won! 84 days, 02:29:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/22 14:20:00] AssDisaster lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 25 days, 22:09:16 from level 110.
[09/02/22 17:30:17] Mag and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/22 18:19:09] AssDisaster stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 57 days, 11:15:25 towards level 110.
[09/03/22 00:31:12] weylin, TheSilentLink and AssDisaster [1357/4104] have team battled linuxdaemon, TurdMartini and DoctorRaptorMD [2511/2992] at [304,357] and lost! 84 days, 05:40:13 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/22 01:07:18] AssDisaster [657/1034] has challenged TheSilentLink [779/1670] in combat and lost! 60 days, 15:31:49 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/03/22 06:07:18] DoctorRaptorMD [64/943] has challenged AssDisaster [85/1034] in combat and lost! 23 days, 20:00:55 is added to DoctorRaptorMD's clock.
[09/03/22 09:12:49] Thor, Doctor_Colossus and Sphearion [1853/3438] have team battled RichardG867, AssDisaster and entreX [1851/2156] at [935,848] and won! 0 days, 15:32:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/22 09:54:38] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 28 days, 06:48:29 towards level 110.
[09/03/22 14:04:19] |_ocke, linuxdaemon and AssDisaster [3150/3469] have team battled ricin, Thor and HellSpawn [2246/2536] at [642,773] and won! 21 days, 12:42:09 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/22 04:07:19] AssDisaster [690/1034] has challenged |_ocke [738/1049] in combat and lost! 51 days, 12:14:38 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/04/22 04:35:33] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 45 days, 07:51:25 towards level 110.
[09/04/22 08:05:02] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 57 days, 07:45:18 towards level 110.
[09/04/22 14:48:51] Mag, |_ocke and AssDisaster [1654/3260] have team battled MistahKel, weylin and MPenguin [1536/3205] at [921,610] and won! 1 day, 08:52:20 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/22 15:07:17] TheSilentLink [1166/1664] has challenged AssDisaster [593/1034] in combat and won! 347 days, 07:19:34 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[09/05/22 00:52:03] AssDisaster, Pontuzz and Doctor_Colossus [3406/3876] have team battled MistahKel, |_ocke and linuxdaemon [1806/2990] at [778,932] and won! 8 days, 05:16:54 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/22 04:25:57] AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and |_ocke [3421/3869] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, kutasownik and SelfishShellfish [1426/3105] at [766,742] and won! 91 days, 04:08:36 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/22 12:07:18] AssDisaster [101/1034] has challenged MPenguin [692/1170] in combat and lost! 54 days, 15:43:57 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/05/22 12:10:31] AB49K, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [1657/3783] have team battled Pontuzz, DoctorRaptorMD and MistahKel [1220/2630] at [763,752] and won! 0 days, 03:35:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/22 19:11:57] AssDisaster found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 33 days, 11:40:35 towards level 110.
[09/06/22 04:07:43] AB49K [504/963] has challenged AssDisaster [724/1034] in combat and lost! 170 days, 16:43:18 is added to AB49K's clock.
[09/06/22 06:07:17] AssDisaster [831/1034] has challenged ricin [1000/1018] in combat and lost! 69 days, 05:38:39 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/06/22 09:04:29] AssDisaster, ricin and weylin [3404/3458] have team battled TheSilentLink, sslbits and webvictim [764/4091] at [401,424] and won! 1 day, 13:28:16 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/22 12:34:58] AssDisaster fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 31 days, 15:26:05 from level 110.
[09/06/22 14:07:18] AssDisaster [224/1034] has challenged Sphearion [363/492] in combat and lost! 33 days, 20:29:15 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/06/22 19:05:29] AssDisaster met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 25 days, 20:43:26 from level 110.
[09/07/22 00:58:08] weylin, HellSpawn and Mag [2436/2941] have team battled sslbits, Sphearion and AssDisaster [194/2833] at [479,278] and won! 0 days, 07:34:06 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/22 01:07:17] linuxdaemon [1262/1312] has challenged AssDisaster [715/1034] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:25:16 is removed from linuxdaemon's clock.
[09/07/22 13:20:48] weylin, AB49K and TurdMartini [1336/3032] have team battled AssDisaster, |_ocke and sslbits [682/3390] at [568,767] and won! 7 days, 23:47:25 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/22 15:19:07] kutasownik, DoctorRaptorMD and SelfishShellfish [809/3108] have team battled AssDisaster, sslbits and AB49K [791/3304] at [945,944] and won! 2 days, 11:04:09 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/22 19:40:32] Doctor_Colossus, DoctorRaptorMD and AssDisaster [3249/3765] have team battled weylin, kutasownik and |_ocke [306/2964] at [702,533] and won! 13 days, 17:53:43 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/22 20:33:48] AssDisaster broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 26 days, 09:59:31 from level 110.
[09/07/22 21:01:20] AssDisaster got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 55 days, 11:20:13 from level 110.
[09/07/22 23:35:21] |_ocke, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [1382/3737] have team battled TurdMartini, weylin and DoctorRaptorMD [2454/3014] at [700,829] and lost! 53 days, 01:34:11 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/22 00:50:55] Sphearion, linuxdaemon and AB49K [1201/2767] have team battled sslbits, AssDisaster and TurdMartini [1937/3004] at [373,634] and lost! 3 days, 01:44:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/22 05:07:19] AssDisaster [1011/1034] has challenged webvictim [601/1162] in combat and won! 205 days, 12:09:19 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/08/22 05:52:58] AssDisaster saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 27 days, 10:38:08 from level 110.
[09/08/22 16:07:17] AssDisaster [319/1034] has challenged TheSilentLink [1147/1664] in combat and lost! 58 days, 03:04:45 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/08/22 17:01:40] Doctor_Colossus, TurdMartini and AssDisaster [1155/3483] have team battled MPenguin, weylin and Mag [1953/3765] at [267,851] and lost! 2 days, 11:06:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/22 00:09:44] AssDisaster, weylin and TurdMartini [1528/3103] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, |_ocke and AB49K [182/3798] at [521,967] and won! 2 days, 07:34:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/22 01:07:19] AssDisaster [224/1034] has challenged AB49K [332/963] in combat and lost! 43 days, 09:13:22 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/09/22 05:07:17] MistahKel [250/629] has challenged AssDisaster [631/1034] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:51:57 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[09/09/22 13:07:19] linuxdaemon [1031/1378] has challenged AssDisaster [153/1034] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:05:28 is removed from linuxdaemon's clock.
[09/09/22 18:14:47] ricin, MistahKel and AssDisaster [2106/2679] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, MPenguin and linuxdaemon [17/4349] at [210,24] and won! 0 days, 05:20:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/22 21:07:17] AssDisaster [594/1034] has challenged Thor [131/1163] in combat and won! 134 days, 11:10:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/09/22 23:04:54] TurdMartini, |_ocke and weylin [1874/3118] have team battled Mag, AssDisaster and AB49K [2529/3174] at [261,788] and lost! 0 days, 08:14:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/22 07:04:21] AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish, Sphearion, and linuxdaemon have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/10/22 10:07:19] linuxdaemon [424/1378] has challenged AssDisaster [526/1034] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:42:50 is added to linuxdaemon's clock.
[09/10/22 11:07:18] MPenguin [251/1185] has challenged AssDisaster [981/1034] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:19:58 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[09/10/22 11:12:07] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 20 days, 05:29:04 towards level 110.
[09/10/22 12:24:25] AssDisaster set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 25 days, 08:22:38 from level 110.
[09/10/22 13:50:18] AssDisaster ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 27 days, 08:55:59 from level 110.
[09/10/22 16:02:37] SelfishShellfish stole AssDisaster's level 157 shield while they were sleeping! SelfishShellfish leaves his old level 75 shield behind, which AssDisaster then takes.
[09/10/22 20:07:17] AssDisaster [529/943] has challenged weylin [868/1406] in combat and lost! 51 days, 16:43:26 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/10/22 20:38:17] AssDisaster discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 25 days, 06:09:04 towards level 110.
[09/11/22 00:28:32] TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and linuxdaemon [1722/3985] have team battled SelfishShellfish, ricin and MistahKel [672/3373] at [694,276] and won! 1 day, 15:37:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/22 04:07:18] webvictim [1125/1172] has challenged AssDisaster [335/943] in combat and won! 324 days, 03:40:29 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[09/11/22 04:07:18] In the fierce battle, AssDisaster dropped his level 58 ring! webvictim picks it up, tossing his old level 53 ring to AssDisaster.
[09/11/22 09:09:01] AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish, linuxdaemon, and Thor have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/22 14:12:56] sslbits, AssDisaster and linuxdaemon [2187/3623] have team battled Sphearion, MPenguin and TheSilentLink [2068/3341] at [636,190] and won! 1 day, 11:10:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/22 14:22:54] AssDisaster ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 20 days, 12:59:37 from level 110.
[09/11/22 16:07:19] AssDisaster [730/938] has challenged sslbits [606/1307] in combat and won! 53 days, 08:47:00 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/11/22 22:09:00] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 20 days, 19:46:36 towards level 110.
[09/11/22 22:15:33] sslbits, ricin and webvictim [279/3501] have team battled MPenguin, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [3190/3896] at [566,416] and lost! 7 days, 18:19:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/22 04:27:03] AssDisaster invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 08:28:04 towards level 110.
[09/12/22 06:07:18] webvictim [884/1178] has challenged AssDisaster [379/938] in combat and won! 269 days, 04:38:11 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[09/12/22 07:33:19] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 17 days, 23:29:05 towards level 110.
[09/12/22 14:07:19] Doctor_Colossus [997/1773] has challenged AssDisaster [298/938] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:29:57 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[09/12/22 15:38:45] Mag, MPenguin and ricin [1976/3372] have team battled TurdMartini, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [2679/3410] at [419,347] and lost! 0 days, 04:42:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/22 15:40:55] RichardG867, AssDisaster and Mag [2360/2945] have team battled TheSilentLink, HellSpawn and sslbits [650/3329] at [787,112] and won! 2 days, 20:48:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/22 21:10:42] sslbits, weylin and |_ocke [839/3757] have team battled Thor, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [2110/2931] at [890,558] and lost! 4 days, 09:19:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/22 22:02:08] |_ocke, Thor and RichardG867 [877/3042] have team battled AssDisaster, sslbits and weylin [3166/3646] at [905,312] and lost! 2 days, 06:42:17 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/22 01:07:17] Doctor_Colossus [1123/1773] has challenged AssDisaster [299/938] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:57:37 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[09/13/22 05:41:19] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 04:16:06 towards level 110.
[09/13/22 06:07:19] AssDisaster [438/938] has challenged TheSilentLink [475/1664] in combat and lost! 22 days, 21:24:45 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/13/22 07:37:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 55 days, 12:51:06 from level 110.
[09/13/22 09:07:17] weylin [1344/1406] has challenged AssDisaster [700/938] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:31:27 is removed from weylin's clock.
[09/13/22 14:07:17] RichardG867 [694/830] has challenged AssDisaster [306/938] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:35:31 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[09/13/22 14:22:57] AssDisaster, ricin and AB49K [1538/2916] have team battled TheSilentLink, MistahKel and Doctor_Colossus [3819/4066] at [704,58] and lost! 50 days, 04:42:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/22 16:44:49] MistahKel, Doctor_Colossus and weylin [601/3808] have team battled sslbits, AssDisaster and ricin [64/3250] at [685,137] and won! 1 day, 04:25:20 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/22 19:32:23] Sphearion, weylin and sslbits [3179/3200] have team battled AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and HellSpawn [282/3069] at [990,301] and won! 0 days, 07:21:46 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/22 21:49:37] AssDisaster, HellSpawn and Doctor_Colossus [366/3069] have team battled weylin, sslbits and AB49K [906/3676] at [722,119] and lost! 0 days, 21:43:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/22 23:27:18] Doctor_Colossus, sslbits and weylin [2127/4481] have team battled ricin, AB49K and AssDisaster [2790/2916] at [630,167] and lost! 1 day, 01:44:26 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/22 10:07:17] AssDisaster [724/938] has challenged Sphearion [346/492] in combat and won! 35 days, 09:06:59 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/14/22 17:07:19] AssDisaster [651/938] has challenged Pontuzz [836/1056] in combat and lost! 28 days, 14:18:44 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/14/22 17:08:43] SelfishShellfish, Thor and AssDisaster [1668/3830] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, TurdMartini and MistahKel [2915/3103] at [156,301] and lost! 4 days, 03:11:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/22 20:07:18] kutasownik [98/509] has challenged AssDisaster [750/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:03:55 is added to kutasownik's clock.
[09/15/22 01:07:19] MistahKel [46/629] has challenged AssDisaster [657/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:49:06 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[09/15/22 18:41:14] TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and HellSpawn [1351/2959] have team battled MistahKel, Doctor_Colossus and Mag [2838/3601] at [428,53] and lost! 13 days, 20:37:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/22 21:07:02] AssDisaster was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 20 days, 00:48:06 from level 110.
[09/16/22 01:07:18] AssDisaster [563/938] has challenged TurdMartini [106/701] in combat and won! 42 days, 10:49:09 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/16/22 12:07:19] AssDisaster [439/938] has challenged entreX [282/313] in combat and won! 27 days, 23:25:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/17/22 01:07:18] AssDisaster [441/938] has challenged webvictim [496/1178] in combat and lost! 50 days, 19:39:50 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/17/22 04:07:18] Mag [167/1177] has challenged AssDisaster [553/938] in combat and lost! 10 days, 19:04:35 is added to Mag's clock.
[09/17/22 05:05:08] webvictim and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/22 06:54:08] AB49K, AssDisaster and ricin [1160/2916] have team battled Mag, Doctor_Colossus and webvictim [116/4122] at [175,119] and won! 29 days, 14:32:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/22 08:07:18] AssDisaster [885/938] has challenged entreX [125/313] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:41:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/17/22 14:07:17] AssDisaster [933/938] has challenged linuxdaemon [662/1373] in combat and won! 18 days, 06:28:30 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/17/22 14:25:48] AssDisaster and sslbits have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/22 15:09:55] TurdMartini, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [3036/3428] have team battled Pontuzz, Sphearion and HellSpawn [1027/1901] at [38,623] and won! 1 day, 08:36:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/22 18:23:50] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:08:15 towards level 110.
[09/17/22 19:14:06] Thor, Mag and AssDisaster [125/3281] have team battled HellSpawn, Sphearion and TheSilentLink [1369/2509] at [330,726] and lost! 14 days, 18:40:49 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/22 20:14:59] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 20:42:24 towards level 110.
[09/17/22 22:06:51] entreX [107/329] has challenged AssDisaster [509/938] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:01:07 is added to entreX's clock.
[09/18/22 10:07:19] Mag [1162/1177] has challenged AssDisaster [545/938] in combat and won! 28 days, 17:52:53 is removed from Mag's clock.
[09/18/22 17:18:14] TheSilentLink, Thor and HellSpawn [10/3255] have team battled Mag, AssDisaster and linuxdaemon [716/3488] at [298,810] and lost! 8 days, 10:03:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/22 03:07:17] AssDisaster [621/938] has challenged webvictim [628/1149] in combat and lost! 14 days, 03:01:41 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/19/22 03:51:53] entreX, Thor and Mag [2176/2672] have team battled AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and |_ocke [824/3776] at [207,893] and won! 2 days, 14:11:35 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/22 09:33:28] entreX, Mag and AssDisaster [749/2444] have team battled Thor, Sphearion and HellSpawn [124/2059] at [98,503] and won! 2 days, 00:36:57 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/22 10:07:17] AB49K [707/968] has challenged AssDisaster [405/938] in combat and won! 198 days, 17:44:16 is removed from AB49K's clock.
[09/19/22 12:27:24] AssDisaster was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:09:55 towards level 110.
[09/19/22 16:07:18] AssDisaster [565/938] has challenged Sphearion [408/492] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:39:03 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/20/22 00:30:03] AssDisaster saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:38:32 from level 110.
[09/20/22 13:56:37] MistahKel, AssDisaster and TheSilentLink [2361/3261] have team battled sslbits, SelfishShellfish and ricin [2458/3994] at [93,750] and lost! 0 days, 04:59:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/22 17:07:18] AssDisaster [599/938] has challenged Mag [267/1177] in combat and won! 23 days, 04:25:04 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/20/22 18:45:54] Mag, sslbits and MistahKel [2097/3075] have team battled TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [3097/4347] at [324,753] and lost! 0 days, 04:44:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/22 19:07:18] Thor [1113/1166] has challenged AssDisaster [333/938] in combat and won! 194 days, 18:08:33 is removed from Thor's clock.
[09/21/22 10:10:00] MPenguin, RichardG867 and ricin [1417/2973] have team battled TurdMartini, AssDisaster and weylin [2368/3053] at [186,82] and lost! 2 days, 00:10:20 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/22 16:41:54] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 31 days, 03:30:39 from level 110.
[09/21/22 23:07:19] AssDisaster [742/946] has challenged kutasownik [464/497] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:06:41 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/22/22 01:51:57] AssDisaster, |_ocke and Mag [7/3032] have team battled RichardG867, Sphearion and ricin [286/2423] at [78,261] and lost! 4 days, 07:13:31 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/22 04:22:34] AssDisaster, ricin and TheSilentLink [3713/3739] have team battled Sphearion, linuxdaemon and |_ocke [1010/2868] at [38,36] and won! 2 days, 08:34:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/22 00:07:19] AssDisaster [57/946] has challenged kutasownik [178/497] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:23:34 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/23/22 00:48:19] AssDisaster, Sphearion, linuxdaemon, and |_ocke have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/23/22 04:07:19] TheSilentLink [1453/1688] has challenged AssDisaster [568/946] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:15:56 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[09/23/22 06:19:18] PlasmaStar, Sphearion and AssDisaster [689/2372] have team battled TurdMartini, Thor and Pontuzz [746/2911] at [841,475] and lost! 9 days, 18:50:47 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/22 13:51:47] PlasmaStar, |_ocke and AssDisaster [755/2898] have team battled TurdMartini, kutasownik and HellSpawn [736/1589] at [654,258] and won! 4 days, 19:30:59 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/22 14:07:18] AssDisaster [465/946] has challenged Pontuzz [27/1056] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:06:45 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/23/22 16:07:19] AssDisaster [609/946] has challenged TurdMartini [630/691] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:10:29 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/23/22 20:40:57] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:31:40 towards level 110.
[09/24/22 00:57:36] HellSpawn, MistahKel and AssDisaster [1768/1982] have team battled TurdMartini, SelfishShellfish and PlasmaStar [978/3364] at [909,274] and won! 2 days, 08:05:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/22 03:43:07] |_ocke, sslbits and linuxdaemon [2097/3643] have team battled kutasownik, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [752/3190] at [231,146] and won! 3 days, 18:44:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/22 06:07:18] AssDisaster [248/946] has challenged webvictim [435/1142] in combat and lost! 8 days, 18:39:36 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/24/22 08:35:43] AssDisaster bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:38:13 towards level 110.
[09/24/22 13:07:19] AssDisaster [459/946] has challenged MistahKel [633/635] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:33:53 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/24/22 14:45:38] Pontuzz, Thor and SelfishShellfish [2294/3955] have team battled AssDisaster, |_ocke and entreX [1016/2287] at [1004,195] and won! 61 days, 01:04:31 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/22 16:07:18] AssDisaster [833/946] has challenged linuxdaemon [1048/1366] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:29:31 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/24/22 17:36:10] sslbits, webvictim and TheSilentLink [1924/4093] have team battled |_ocke, AssDisaster and TurdMartini [371/2646] at [428,95] and won! 0 days, 23:25:03 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/22 22:28:10] entreX, Pontuzz and Sphearion [468/1876] have team battled AssDisaster, TurdMartini and SelfishShellfish [2695/3372] at [857,312] and lost! 0 days, 11:46:22 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/22 17:00:28] entreX, TheSilentLink and kutasownik [1913/2519] have team battled AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and |_ocke [710/3690] at [947,557] and won! 0 days, 03:14:10 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/22 20:07:19] weylin [818/1406] has challenged AssDisaster [371/946] in combat and won! 92 days, 05:47:33 is removed from weylin's clock.
[09/25/22 21:07:18] webvictim [1128/1142] has challenged AssDisaster [744/946] in combat and won! 19 days, 17:08:40 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[09/25/22 23:02:40] webvictim, AssDisaster and kutasownik [1575/2585] have team battled sslbits, Pontuzz and MPenguin [2830/3452] at [680,213] and lost! 10 days, 15:27:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/22 02:07:56] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 22:59:47 towards level 110.
[09/26/22 03:34:00] AssDisaster broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 02:02:39 from level 110.
[09/26/22 09:00:27] AssDisaster, weylin and MPenguin [2852/3485] have team battled PlasmaStar, webvictim and entreX [516/2439] at [992,266] and won! 4 days, 03:37:16 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/22 14:07:18] AssDisaster [85/946] has challenged linuxdaemon [875/1366] in combat and lost! 12 days, 17:52:53 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/26/22 15:07:18] AssDisaster [855/946] has challenged MistahKel [304/635] in combat and won! 18 days, 05:16:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/26/22 17:13:36] Thor, linuxdaemon and MPenguin [1189/3663] have team battled Mag, PlasmaStar and AssDisaster [2099/2978] at [848,215] and lost! 2 days, 04:07:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/22 17:24:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 30 days, 11:01:55 toward level 110.
[09/27/22 12:07:17] AssDisaster [367/946] has challenged MistahKel [351/635] in combat and won! 11 days, 18:40:12 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/27/22 14:44:04] |_ocke, MistahKel and TheSilentLink [2128/3335] have team battled sslbits, HellSpawn and AssDisaster [705/2675] at [983,219] and won! 0 days, 07:13:16 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/22 15:16:37] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:18:48 towards level 110.
[09/27/22 21:33:50] MistahKel, AssDisaster and HellSpawn [1381/2012] have team battled linuxdaemon, sslbits and Doctor_Colossus [1559/4428] at [562,200] and lost! 5 days, 19:59:02 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/22 00:10:23] |_ocke, Sphearion and Pontuzz [2456/2556] have team battled HellSpawn, sslbits and AssDisaster [1468/2675] at [681,311] and won! 0 days, 21:22:15 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/22 02:52:55] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:21:44 towards level 110.
[09/28/22 07:30:27] AssDisaster gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:36:16 towards level 110.
[09/28/22 10:07:19] AssDisaster [139/946] has challenged MistahKel [153/635] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:02:57 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/28/22 15:05:00] TheSilentLink [1511/1688] has challenged AssDisaster [30/946] in combat and won! 472 days, 03:14:04 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[09/28/22 18:07:19] Sphearion [101/488] has challenged AssDisaster [745/946] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:51:44 is added to Sphearion's clock.
[09/28/22 18:57:14] |_ocke, AssDisaster and MPenguin [2790/3119] have team battled TurdMartini, PlasmaStar and HellSpawn [1797/2043] at [676,325] and won! 0 days, 13:20:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/22 23:07:17] |_ocke [93/1012] has challenged AssDisaster [195/946] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:59:53 is added to |_ocke's clock.
[09/29/22 03:03:00] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:22:33 towards level 110.
[09/29/22 05:07:17] AssDisaster [686/946] has challenged PlasmaStar [205/938] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:45:45 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[09/30/22 03:17:16] TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [455/4363] have team battled Thor, MPenguin and MistahKel [2612/2960] at [948,1011] and lost! 10 days, 15:57:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/22 04:07:17] AssDisaster [844/946] has challenged SelfishShellfish [1672/1729] in combat and lost! 10 days, 05:35:33 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[09/30/22 09:07:19] TheSilentLink [1324/1688] has challenged AssDisaster [154/946] in combat and won! 311 days, 21:29:45 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[09/30/22 13:40:29] webvictim, Thor and MPenguin [1583/3467] have team battled Mag, HellSpawn and AssDisaster [1271/2471] at [886,383] and won! 0 days, 12:28:29 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/22 19:07:18] TurdMartini [174/682] has challenged AssDisaster [608/946] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:19:58 is added to TurdMartini's clock.
[10/01/22 05:36:16] Mag, AssDisaster and TheSilentLink [323/3728] have team battled Thor, linuxdaemon and Doctor_Colossus [2827/4282] at [1021,366] and lost! 0 days, 05:07:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/22 10:07:19] Thor [667/1164] has challenged AssDisaster [351/946] in combat and won! 184 days, 07:18:06 is removed from Thor's clock.
[10/01/22 20:23:07] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 17:26:58 towards level 110.
[10/02/22 07:07:19] AssDisaster [574/946] has challenged entreX [0/359] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:16:13 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/02/22 07:07:19] AssDisaster has dealt entreX a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:10:07 is added to entreX's clock.
[10/02/22 12:07:18] AssDisaster [37/946] has challenged weylin [581/1420] in combat and lost! 8 days, 01:36:50 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/02/22 12:21:28] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 10:47:37 from level 110.
[10/02/22 19:20:52] AssDisaster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:48:25 towards level 110.
[10/02/22 20:25:34] webvictim, AssDisaster and MPenguin [943/3423] have team battled weylin, TheSilentLink and |_ocke [2513/4120] at [190,122] and lost! 0 days, 09:45:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/22 23:39:42] MistahKel and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/22 00:07:17] HellSpawn [404/431] has challenged AssDisaster [405/946] in combat and lost! 13 days, 01:03:55 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/03/22 07:07:19] Doctor_Colossus [1045/1752] has challenged AssDisaster [232/946] in combat and won! 18 days, 08:26:05 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[10/03/22 10:07:18] AssDisaster [99/946] has challenged Pontuzz [739/1056] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:26:53 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/03/22 12:02:18] Sphearion, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [1464/3156] have team battled HellSpawn, Pontuzz and Thor [694/2651] at [538,549] and won! 4 days, 21:42:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/22 18:24:43] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 33 days, 16:27:47 from level 110.
[10/03/22 21:07:18] AssDisaster [147/946] has challenged TurdMartini [123/682] in combat and won! 12 days, 06:40:53 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/03/22 21:26:23] TurdMartini, Sario and MistahKel [1117/1969] have team battled Mag, AssDisaster and webvictim [1254/3628] at [917,406] and lost! 1 day, 13:26:16 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/22 02:36:41] webvictim, TurdMartini and weylin [556/3244] have team battled TheSilentLink, AssDisaster and Pontuzz [786/3399] at [506,158] and lost! 0 days, 18:10:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/22 08:07:19] AssDisaster [691/946] has challenged entreX [28/363] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:00:38 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/04/22 13:07:18] HellSpawn [102/431] has challenged AssDisaster [451/946] in combat and lost! 13 days, 00:01:24 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/04/22 22:35:33] ricin, PlasmaStar and Thor [3061/3217] have team battled MistahKel, AssDisaster and sslbits [1419/2879] at [166,275] and won! 77 days, 17:47:26 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/22 13:07:18] AssDisaster [581/946] has challenged idlerpg [69/1948] in combat and won! 16 days, 20:02:27 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/05/22 17:36:33] AssDisaster was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:56:02 from level 110.
[10/05/22 18:40:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 8 days, 16:44:46 toward level 110.
[10/05/22 19:07:18] AssDisaster [421/946] has challenged TheSilentLink [1086/1397] in combat and lost! 7 days, 15:38:31 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/05/22 19:31:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 17 days, 03:15:45 toward level 110.
[10/05/22 20:07:17] AssDisaster [499/946] has challenged ricin [52/1079] in combat and won! 17 days, 21:34:16 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/05/22 20:07:17] In the fierce battle, ricin dropped his level 60 pair of gloves! AssDisaster picks it up, tossing his old level 48 pair of gloves to ricin.
[10/06/22 07:07:18] ricin [640/1067] has challenged AssDisaster [419/959] in combat and won! 158 days, 12:55:33 is removed from ricin's clock.
[10/06/22 11:07:19] AssDisaster [795/959] has challenged entreX [21/363] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:43:36 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/06/22 17:07:19] AssDisaster [921/959] has challenged sslbits [524/1298] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:19:19 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/06/22 21:07:18] linuxdaemon [1021/1395] has challenged AssDisaster [576/959] in combat and won! 222 days, 20:15:19 is removed from linuxdaemon's clock.
[10/07/22 02:07:18] AssDisaster [936/959] has challenged sslbits [943/1298] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:07:58 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/07/22 10:10:35] AssDisaster, Sario and weylin [2374/2987] have team battled HellSpawn, Sphearion and Thor [18/2069] at [1011,657] and won! 0 days, 02:32:25 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/22 17:07:18] TheSilentLink [172/1397] has challenged AssDisaster [668/959] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:16:50 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[10/07/22 17:37:11] AssDisaster caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:02:58 towards level 110.
[10/07/22 18:41:53] AssDisaster, MPenguin and linuxdaemon [2823/3689] have team battled HellSpawn, RichardG867 and TurdMartini [1744/1927] at [565,275] and won! 6 days, 02:03:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/22 21:35:04] MPenguin, TurdMartini and RichardG867 [2576/2847] have team battled AssDisaster, kutasownik and ricin [1849/2523] at [327,247] and won! 0 days, 02:28:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/22 02:23:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 14 days, 15:41:46 toward level 110.
[10/08/22 04:51:39] Mag and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/22 05:13:17] AssDisaster, Sphearion, linuxdaemon, and kutasownik have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/08/22 06:07:19] AssDisaster [955/959] has challenged ricin [297/1067] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:02:51 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/08/22 08:07:17] AssDisaster [929/959] has challenged linuxdaemon [1228/1395] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:33:18 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/08/22 13:07:17] |_ocke [490/1012] has challenged AssDisaster [455/959] in combat and won! 61 days, 17:41:58 is removed from |_ocke's clock.
[10/08/22 19:16:56] Doctor_Colossus, |_ocke and kutasownik [2831/3197] have team battled Sario, AssDisaster and entreX [165/1990] at [255,391] and won! 8 days, 06:49:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/22 19:41:38] AssDisaster sharpened the edge of his weapon! AssDisaster's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/22 21:09:34] AssDisaster got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:17:10 from level 110.
[10/08/22 21:11:58] entreX, Sario and Doctor_Colossus [2526/2719] have team battled MPenguin, AssDisaster and TheSilentLink [3546/3708] at [269,527] and lost! 2 days, 10:53:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/22 23:09:06] kutasownik, Thor and Pontuzz [1056/2992] have team battled TurdMartini, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [3322/3434] at [749,118] and lost! 1 day, 07:07:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/22 03:52:46] weylin, entreX and Doctor_Colossus [2724/3411] have team battled MPenguin, AssDisaster and sslbits [997/3615] at [403,379] and won! 1 day, 07:37:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/22 07:33:14] weylin [599/1360] has come upon AssDisaster [875/976] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:25:18 is added to weylin's clock.
[10/09/22 09:07:19] AssDisaster [727/976] has challenged MistahKel [609/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:29:27 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/09/22 21:07:18] Mag [698/1263] has challenged AssDisaster [224/976] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:12:25 is removed from Mag's clock.
[10/10/22 04:13:12] ricin, MistahKel and linuxdaemon [1019/3089] have team battled AssDisaster, sslbits and HellSpawn [2356/2695] at [683,1013] and lost! 0 days, 13:13:16 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/22 05:40:32] AssDisaster was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:51 towards level 110.
[10/10/22 16:07:18] RichardG867 [32/843] has challenged AssDisaster [238/976] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:06:29 is added to RichardG867's clock.
[10/10/22 16:39:48] Sphearion, Thor and Doctor_Colossus [2194/3353] have team battled TheSilentLink, kutasownik and AssDisaster [2354/2877] at [377,22] and lost! 0 days, 10:15:20 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/22 07:32:44] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:17 towards level 110.
[10/11/22 17:00:27] linuxdaemon, AssDisaster and RichardG867 [678/3214] have team battled ricin, kutasownik and Pontuzz [2331/2890] at [1010,712] and lost! 0 days, 03:15:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/22 20:07:19] AssDisaster [778/976] has challenged |_ocke [252/1007] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:57:21 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/11/22 23:07:18] AssDisaster [212/976] has challenged Sario [246/668] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:43:57 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/12/22 03:07:17] linuxdaemon [519/1395] has challenged AssDisaster [686/976] in combat and lost! 34 days, 18:57:16 is added to linuxdaemon's clock.
[10/12/22 04:07:19] TheSilentLink [1084/1404] has challenged AssDisaster [177/976] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:17:56 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[10/12/22 07:10:10] MPenguin, AssDisaster and TheSilentLink [2046/3711] have team battled weylin, SelfishShellfish and Sario [3238/3797] at [501,627] and lost! 0 days, 00:37:48 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/22 10:56:58] AssDisaster [829/976] has challenged Hitler [543/894] in combat and won! 495 days, 18:45:00 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/12/22 11:29:08] AssDisaster tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 140 days, 05:35:15 towards level 111.
[10/12/22 14:07:17] AssDisaster [345/976] has challenged Sario [89/668] in combat and won! 136 days, 03:21:47 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/13/22 01:55:56] webvictim, Hitler, AssDisaster, and |_ocke have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/22 03:11:34] MistahKel and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/22 04:19:35] Hitler, webvictim and AssDisaster [2730/3007] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, MPenguin and SelfishShellfish [2278/4784] at [410,330] and won! 0 days, 06:30:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/22 10:29:32] entreX, AssDisaster and linuxdaemon [686/2736] have team battled MistahKel, webvictim and |_ocke [2124/2771] at [170,228] and lost! 0 days, 14:49:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/22 11:16:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 495 days, 17:06:50 toward level 111.
[10/13/22 12:11:47] RichardG867, linuxdaemon and webvictim [1369/3321] have team battled entreX, |_ocke and AssDisaster [1372/2348] at [275,147] and lost! 0 days, 03:58:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/22 15:07:17] AssDisaster [540/976] has challenged sslbits [1130/1304] in combat and lost! 19 days, 06:16:51 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/13/22 18:02:44] webvictim and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/22 19:07:18] Pontuzz [363/1326] has challenged AssDisaster [772/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:56:19 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[10/13/22 19:55:59] webvictim, ricin and entreX [698/2569] have team battled |_ocke, AssDisaster and RichardG867 [1972/2772] at [228,266] and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/22 23:07:19] AssDisaster [653/976] has challenged HellSpawn [299/415] in combat and won! 20 days, 16:59:08 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/14/22 01:07:19] HellSpawn [144/415] has challenged AssDisaster [775/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:25:53 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/14/22 07:43:37] AssDisaster fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! AssDisaster's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/14/22 10:07:19] AssDisaster [499/959] has challenged Sario [87/668] in combat and won! 20 days, 01:12:28 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/14/22 15:07:18] |_ocke [497/1007] has challenged AssDisaster [940/959] in combat and lost! 10 days, 09:19:40 is added to |_ocke's clock.
[10/14/22 22:07:19] Sphearion [173/541] has challenged AssDisaster [557/959] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:53:55 is added to Sphearion's clock.
[10/14/22 22:33:30] AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus, entreX, and weylin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/15/22 06:30:29] Hitler, Doctor_Colossus and RichardG867 [1763/3396] have team battled kutasownik, entreX and AssDisaster [829/1834] at [31,393] and won! 0 days, 00:43:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/22 08:07:17] AssDisaster [355/959] has challenged Sphearion [328/541] in combat and won! 12 days, 01:03:10 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/15/22 17:07:18] AssDisaster [495/959] has challenged MPenguin [888/1366] in combat and lost! 14 days, 13:27:17 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/15/22 21:44:33] AssDisaster got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:43:36 towards level 111.
[10/16/22 05:50:02] MPenguin and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/22 06:37:38] AssDisaster was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:22:12 towards level 111.
[10/16/22 06:45:53] webvictim, AssDisaster and MPenguin [3262/3462] have team battled RichardG867, HellSpawn and MistahKel [99/1831] at [1015,772] and won! 12 days, 08:18:47 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/22 09:35:38] RichardG867, HellSpawn and Hitler [1737/2098] have team battled AssDisaster, MPenguin and kutasownik [432/2835] at [652,564] and won! 0 days, 10:47:25 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/22 10:22:25] AssDisaster had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:50:34 towards level 111.
[10/16/22 20:07:19] TurdMartini [415/700] has challenged AssDisaster [777/959] in combat and lost! 53 days, 16:11:55 is added to TurdMartini's clock.
[10/16/22 21:07:18] AssDisaster [944/959] has challenged Sphearion [324/549] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:13:09 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/17/22 01:07:19] ricin [109/1066] has challenged AssDisaster [695/959] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:03:14 is added to ricin's clock.
[10/17/22 01:21:56] AssDisaster got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:25:41 from level 111.
[10/17/22 09:07:18] TurdMartini [351/700] has challenged AssDisaster [222/959] in combat and won! 99 days, 20:26:01 is removed from TurdMartini's clock.
[10/17/22 11:07:17] AssDisaster [662/959] has challenged MPenguin [98/1366] in combat and won! 19 days, 06:05:53 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/17/22 19:07:19] weylin [1275/1470] has challenged AssDisaster [30/959] in combat and won! 46 days, 08:29:19 is removed from weylin's clock.
[10/17/22 20:07:19] RichardG867 [306/789] has challenged AssDisaster [654/959] in combat and lost! 231 days, 07:26:30 is added to RichardG867's clock.
[10/17/22 21:34:28] AssDisaster found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:56:46 towards level 111.
[10/17/22 22:43:34] HellSpawn, linuxdaemon and AssDisaster [1152/2769] have team battled entreX, sslbits and Sphearion [193/2218] at [188,62] and won! 0 days, 01:09:07 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/22 03:07:19] AssDisaster [898/959] has challenged RichardG867 [731/789] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:09:50 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/18/22 03:51:40] webvictim, |_ocke and Thor [25/3318] have team battled RichardG867, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [106/3461] at [20,1000] and lost! 20 days, 12:19:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/22 23:05:30] TurdMartini, Sario and AssDisaster [1155/2330] have team battled RichardG867, |_ocke and MistahKel [1633/2427] at [935,466] and lost! 3 days, 03:55:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/22 08:38:41] Sphearion, sslbits and Pontuzz [821/3179] have team battled AssDisaster, entreX and webvictim [2371/2461] at [193,1014] and lost! 0 days, 15:35:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/22 12:41:34] Doctor_Colossus stole AssDisaster's level 95 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Doctor_Colossus leaves his old level 60 set of leggings behind, which AssDisaster then takes.
[10/19/22 15:07:18] AssDisaster [327/920] has challenged ricin [1005/1066] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:23:18 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/19/22 17:07:17] Pontuzz [148/1326] has challenged AssDisaster [544/920] in combat and lost! 96 days, 23:45:08 is added to Pontuzz's clock.
[10/19/22 22:07:19] Hitler [398/894] has challenged AssDisaster [913/920] in combat and lost! 62 days, 00:59:28 is added to Hitler's clock.
[10/19/22 23:07:19] AssDisaster [495/920] has challenged webvictim [265/1137] in combat and won! 14 days, 16:46:45 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/20/22 06:18:32] RichardG867, AssDisaster, HellSpawn, and weylin have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/22 07:42:59] AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and RichardG867 [2253/3458] have team battled Hitler, kutasownik and weylin [279/2855] at [58,106] and won! 4 days, 15:05:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/22 15:07:18] MPenguin [550/1366] has challenged AssDisaster [770/920] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:45 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[10/20/22 20:07:17] AssDisaster [278/920] has challenged Mag [563/1276] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:25:53 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/21/22 10:24:54] AssDisaster learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:06:28 towards level 111.
[10/21/22 16:07:19] AssDisaster [898/920] has challenged weylin [672/1491] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:14:44 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/21/22 16:46:19] SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and Hitler [2930/3533] have team battled Pontuzz, HellSpawn and TurdMartini [2131/2427] at [964,14] and won! 3 days, 04:49:02 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/22 23:20:03] Pontuzz, linuxdaemon and ricin [3724/3782] have team battled MistahKel, AssDisaster and SelfishShellfish [2511/3266] at [549,380] and won! 6 days, 20:34:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/22 02:51:34] Doctor_Colossus, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [1517/4384] have team battled Hitler, RichardG867 and Thor [2247/2826] at [607,41] and lost! 2 days, 11:26:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/22 06:16:13] AssDisaster discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:23:05 towards level 111.
[10/22/22 07:07:18] AssDisaster [887/920] has challenged webvictim [728/1137] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:11:27 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[10/22/22 09:02:38] Sphearion, MPenguin and HellSpawn [21/2331] have team battled AssDisaster, Hitler and SelfishShellfish [3066/3533] at [902,509] and lost! 0 days, 01:40:28 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/22 15:14:24] Hitler, TurdMartini and MPenguin [1061/2960] have team battled Sphearion, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [1717/3197] at [1009,72] and lost! 0 days, 18:43:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/22 16:07:19] Sphearion [113/558] has challenged AssDisaster [280/920] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:43 is added to Sphearion's clock.
[10/22/22 22:07:19] ricin [508/1062] has challenged AssDisaster [82/920] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:04:06 is removed from ricin's clock.
[10/22/22 22:33:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 4 days, 07:31:59 toward level 111.
[10/23/22 03:07:17] MPenguin [791/1366] has challenged AssDisaster [458/920] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:06:47 is removed from MPenguin's clock.
[10/23/22 07:07:17] linuxdaemon [12/1400] has challenged AssDisaster [603/920] in combat and lost! 7 days, 15:54:33 is added to linuxdaemon's clock.
[10/23/22 07:13:29] MPenguin, Hitler and Sphearion [2718/2818] have team battled Sario, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [600/3310] at [822,307] and won! 0 days, 12:06:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/22 19:07:17] AssDisaster [368/920] has challenged RichardG867 [589/758] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:09:16 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[10/25/22 00:07:17] AssDisaster [438/920] has challenged |_ocke [490/1007] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:36:09 is added to AssDisaster's clock.

[10/25/22 03:51:00] TheSilentLink [711/1433] has challenged AssDisaster [195/920] in combat and won! 472 days, 09:42:52 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[12/02/22 15:06:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 2 days, 12:18:13 toward level 111.
[12/02/22 19:37:46] AssDisaster set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:57:52 from level 111.
[12/02/22 23:58:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 0 days, 06:47:22 toward level 111.
[12/06/22 18:01:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 13:30:37 from level 111.
[12/07/22 22:07:19] Doctor_Colossus [489/1772] has challenged AssDisaster [751/920] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:55:48 is added to Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[12/09/22 19:07:17] AssDisaster [296/920] has challenged sslbits [104/1266] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:17:16 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/09/22 19:22:48] webvictim, MPenguin and MistahKel [482/3187] have team battled AssDisaster, TurdMartini and SelfishShellfish [1128/3267] at [29,175] and lost! 0 days, 05:56:40 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/22 22:34:11] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 09:50:50 from level 111.
[12/16/22 16:40:05] sslbits, SelfishShellfish and entreX [3274/3537] have team battled Sario, MistahKel and AssDisaster [1233/2321] at [517,757] and won! 0 days, 08:49:57 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/22 23:03:07] Doctor_Colossus, AssDisaster and webvictim [2667/3861] have team battled SelfishShellfish, HellSpawn and sslbits [3009/3524] at [357,637] and lost! 5 days, 13:14:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/23 18:11:33] RichardG867, |_ocke and linuxdaemon [768/2961] have team battled AssDisaster, entreX and webvictim [13/2521] at [468,1011] and won! 0 days, 00:51:19 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/23 23:07:18] |_ocke [668/1008] has challenged AssDisaster [686/920] in combat and lost! 279 days, 04:53:43 is added to |_ocke's clock.
[01/04/23 01:24:21] Doctor_Colossus, AssDisaster and entreX [932/3094] have team battled linuxdaemon, TheSilentLink and Mag [1984/4293] at [822,940] and lost! 10 days, 12:40:29 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/23 17:07:18] AssDisaster [552/920] has challenged RichardG867 [474/663] in combat and won! 15 days, 06:32:27 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/05/23 23:47:24] kutasownik, Sphearion and AssDisaster [11/2218] have team battled RichardG867, sslbits and MistahKel [732/2603] at [257,748] and lost! 2 days, 00:26:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/23 16:07:17] kutasownik [218/543] has challenged AssDisaster [77/920] in combat and won! 48 days, 17:29:11 is removed from kutasownik's clock.
[01/06/23 17:07:17] AssDisaster [486/920] has challenged TheSilentLink [480/1406] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:20:52 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/06/23 22:18:10] MistahKel, Doctor_Colossus and linuxdaemon [3407/3793] have team battled AssDisaster, RichardG867 and Mag [1587/3081] at [666,873] and won! 0 days, 17:30:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/23 00:07:19] AssDisaster [711/920] has challenged idlerpg [944/2161] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:33:35 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/09/23 16:07:19] TurdMartini [87/882] has challenged AssDisaster [215/920] in combat and lost! 15 days, 19:51:00 is added to TurdMartini's clock.
[01/09/23 21:07:17] MPenguin [314/1412] has challenged AssDisaster [421/920] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:36:07 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[01/09/23 21:19:36] AssDisaster ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:39:37 from level 111.
[01/09/23 22:46:08] HellSpawn, RichardG867 and |_ocke [1168/2068] have team battled AssDisaster, TheSilentLink and SelfishShellfish [4107/4293] at [1017,938] and lost! 6 days, 10:04:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/23 22:00:28] linuxdaemon, AssDisaster and kutasownik [1321/2889] have team battled SelfishShellfish, TheSilentLink and RichardG867 [1014/4019] at [406,696] and won! 0 days, 06:32:39 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/23 18:43:48] Sphearion [11/755] has challenged AssDisaster [906/920] in combat and lost! 49 days, 07:03:26 is added to Sphearion's clock.
[01/17/23 19:07:17] SelfishShellfish [542/1965] has challenged AssDisaster [292/920] in combat and won! 11 days, 16:15:17 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[01/17/23 23:07:17] SelfishShellfish [1041/1965] has challenged AssDisaster [695/920] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:10:05 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[01/17/23 23:07:17] SelfishShellfish has dealt AssDisaster a Critical Strike! 8 days, 15:22:58 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/20/23 19:48:14] MistahKel, Doctor_Colossus and AssDisaster [3166/3352] have team battled TurdMartini, HellSpawn and linuxdaemon [1775/2894] at [550,950] and won! 0 days, 04:43:37 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/23 17:37:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed AssDisaster with fire, slowing the heathen 23 days, 08:40:37 from level 111.
[01/23/23 20:07:18] Doctor_Colossus [1361/1764] has challenged AssDisaster [179/920] in combat and won! 12 days, 03:01:34 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[01/23/23 22:02:26] AssDisaster walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 11:54:26 from level 111.
[01/24/23 23:46:32] Doctor_Colossus, webvictim and HellSpawn [1472/3429] have team battled linuxdaemon, Sario and AssDisaster [1023/3146] at [979,887] and won! 3 days, 15:55:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/23 19:07:17] MistahKel [502/673] has challenged AssDisaster [570/920] in combat and lost! 99 days, 15:09:37 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[01/26/23 21:07:17] MPenguin [1336/1456] has challenged AssDisaster [694/920] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:44:53 is removed from MPenguin's clock.
[01/26/23 22:06:44] AssDisaster, |_ocke and Sario [511/2787] have team battled RichardG867, TheSilentLink and TurdMartini [292/3176] at [1022,1014] and won! 1 day, 02:11:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/23 21:07:18] AssDisaster [41/920] has challenged idlerpg [460/2321] in combat and lost! 13 days, 12:49:59 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[01/31/23 21:56:38] Mag, Sario and webvictim [2724/3615] have team battled AssDisaster, MPenguin and Sphearion [619/3151] at [894,830] and won! 2 days, 08:01:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/23 16:07:17] AssDisaster [351/920] has challenged Doctor_Colossus [1763/1830] in combat and lost! 24 days, 07:34:50 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[02/01/23 16:16:47] webvictim, linuxdaemon and HellSpawn [2429/3063] have team battled AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and Mag [2797/4250] at [964,546] and lost! 0 days, 05:22:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/23 17:42:36] linuxdaemon, |_ocke and Mag [3139/3970] have team battled AssDisaster, MPenguin and Sphearion [1561/3151] at [760,637] and won! 0 days, 08:35:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/23 00:53:02] TurdMartini, kutasownik and TheSilentLink [469/3102] have team battled AssDisaster, Pontuzz and Mag [3578/3628] at [937,939] and lost! 0 days, 02:44:16 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/23 00:09:27] AssDisaster, Volkor and MPenguin [2203/3211] have team battled Mag, sslbits and MistahKel [2845/3324] at [740,428] and lost! 0 days, 06:23:07 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/23 18:29:05] Mag and AssDisaster have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/23 02:35:10] MistahKel [79/702] has challenged AssDisaster [156/920] in combat and lost! 342 days, 17:57:41 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[03/02/23 08:07:08] AssDisaster hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 22:29:58 towards level 111.
[03/02/23 09:55:26] AssDisaster, linuxdaemon and Sario [2068/3129] have team battled Volkor, TurdMartini and |_ocke [2966/3080] at [959,836] and lost! 9 days, 13:20:41 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/23 02:06:02] RichardG867, AssDisaster and linuxdaemon [670/2975] have team battled Volkor, SelfishShellfish and |_ocke [3207/4172] at [869,281] and lost! 0 days, 04:53:12 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/23 04:11:50] sslbits, entreX and AssDisaster [2531/2608] have team battled RichardG867, TurdMartini and HellSpawn [909/2437] at [490,462] and won! 11 days, 20:37:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/23 17:20:43] RichardG867, Volkor and Dumbfoundde4d [150/2717] have team battled AssDisaster, MistahKel and Pontuzz [2182/2914] at [721,718] and lost! 7 days, 18:05:10 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/23 01:35:11] AssDisaster [780/920] has challenged entreX [427/505] in combat and won! 23 days, 11:26:01 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[03/31/23 01:50:09] Pontuzz, MPenguin and Volkor [2227/3656] have team battled AssDisaster, RichardG867 and Doctor_Colossus [2764/3590] at [732,397] and lost! 10 days, 10:04:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/23 17:35:11] webvictim [208/1537] has challenged AssDisaster [869/920] in combat and lost! 41 days, 22:20:23 is added to webvictim's clock.
[04/11/23 18:16:23] sslbits, Mag and |_ocke [2309/3719] have team battled AssDisaster, MPenguin and Sario [2945/3337] at [480,268] and lost! 0 days, 08:48:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/23 17:25:11] Mag [1195/1426] has challenged AssDisaster [816/920] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:09:51 is removed from Mag's clock.
[05/03/23 23:17:22] AssDisaster was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 20 days, 15:03:27 towards level 111.
[05/04/23 01:35:34] AssDisaster, |_ocke and linuxdaemon [3154/3257] have team battled entreX, Sario and Pontuzz [1390/2712] at [987,94] and won! 0 days, 05:29:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/23 20:23:21] AssDisaster was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 13:58:54 towards level 111.
[05/11/23 23:23:35] AssDisaster, MPenguin and Volkor [2532/3475] have team battled TheSilentLink, Doctor_Colossus and webvictim [601/4915] at [547,389] and won! 1 day, 04:27:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/23 01:25:11] Mag [1165/1439] has challenged AssDisaster [279/920] in combat and won! 38 days, 10:39:32 is removed from Mag's clock.
[05/26/23 07:24:17] sslbits, RichardG867 and AssDisaster [1314/3122] have team battled entreX, |_ocke and MPenguin [116/3182] at [632,684] and won! 2 days, 12:48:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/23 07:25:11] |_ocke [120/1017] has challenged AssDisaster [449/920] in combat and lost! 77 days, 18:53:57 is added to |_ocke's clock.
[05/26/23 11:25:12] entreX [166/496] has challenged AssDisaster [896/920] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:39:58 is added to entreX's clock.
[05/30/23 22:25:11] Mag [394/1439] has challenged AssDisaster [244/920] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:41:38 is removed from Mag's clock.
[06/09/23 23:05:14] Doctor_Colossus [1953/1967] has challenged AssDisaster [572/920] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:03:19 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[06/10/23 00:05:16] AssDisaster [141/920] has challenged SelfishShellfish [805/2326] in combat and lost! 30 days, 21:48:24 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/12/23 17:26:50] HellSpawn, TheSilentLink and linuxdaemon [2374/3088] have team battled AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and entreX [2577/3367] at [720,690] and lost! 0 days, 00:41:52 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/23 21:05:14] sslbits [111/1238] has challenged AssDisaster [742/920] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:21:59 is added to sslbits's clock.
[06/12/23 22:35:13] AssDisaster [463/920] has come upon SelfishShellfish [1679/2317] and been defeated in combat! 36 days, 23:51:48 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/13/23 04:05:14] sslbits [1015/1238] has challenged AssDisaster [251/920] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:58:07 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[06/13/23 05:05:14] AssDisaster [604/920] has challenged webvictim [1530/1580] in combat and lost! 48 days, 10:47:15 is added to AssDisaster's clock.
[06/13/23 05:48:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried AssDisaster 148 days, 05:45:38 toward level 111.
[06/13/23 07:52:47] AssDisaster was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 14 days, 05:37:01 from level 111.
[06/13/23 19:00:29] MPenguin, AssDisaster and |_ocke [1988/3604] have team battled Volkor, linuxdaemon and SelfishShellfish [2072/4754] at [764,889] and lost! 31 days, 23:38:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/23 21:11:52] linuxdaemon, Volkor and Doctor_Colossus [3341/4417] have team battled SelfishShellfish, AssDisaster and MPenguin [4933/4944] at [634,686] and lost! 0 days, 10:07:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/23 01:05:14] AssDisaster [880/920] has challenged Mag [92/1490] in combat and won! 63 days, 05:55:44 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[06/15/23 18:35:46] MPenguin, webvictim and Volkor [2611/4581] have team battled AssDisaster, SelfishShellfish and entreX [3223/3711] at [991,57] and lost! 0 days, 03:40:02 is added to their clocks.