#idlerpg Idle RPG

Player Info

User: MistahKel
Class: Filthy English K-ni-ght
Admin?: No
Level: 42
Next level: 21 days, 00:37:57
Status: Online
Host: Kel!Kel_Monstah@Snoonet-l88.lb0.id7d12.IP
Account Created: Thu Nov 4 17:55:46 2021
Last login: Wed Dec 29 09:41:14 2021
Total time idled: 81 days, 11:58:07
Current position: [306,76]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 25
boots: 26
charm: 56
gloves: 36
helm: 34
leggings: 30
ring: 55 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 35
tunic: 37
weapon: 1

sum: 335

Penalties

kick: None
logout: 0 days, 01:55:05
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 0 days, 17:21:09
quit: None

total: 0 days, 19:16:14

Character Modifiers

[11/05/21 01:15:45] MistahKel [0/4] has challenged Thor [738/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:21 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[11/05/21 01:16:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 0 days, 00:08:56 toward level 3.
[11/05/21 02:17:05] MistahKel [21/23] has challenged MPenguin [613/678] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:39 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[11/05/21 02:48:53] MistahKel [10/23] has challenged AssDisaster [522/1004] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:29 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[11/05/21 04:10:34] MistahKel [28/40] has challenged webvictim [807/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:51 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[11/05/21 05:10:48] MistahKel [6/52] has challenged Timewalker [102/278] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:30 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[11/05/21 05:49:18] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed MistahKel with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:13:42 from level 11.
[11/05/21 06:59:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 0 days, 00:13:55 toward level 12.
[11/05/21 11:05:48] n0suchth1ng [236/734] has challenged MistahKel [32/65] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:32:03 is removed from n0suchth1ng's clock.
[11/05/21 16:47:19] MistahKel [74/77] has challenged AB49K [11/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:22:18 is removed from MistahKel's clock.
[11/06/21 00:05:48] sslbits [855/952] has challenged MistahKel [33/84] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:14:28 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[11/06/21 02:06:46] MistahKel has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:30:24 from level 19.
[11/06/21 08:03:24] Mag, Nabru and sslbits [2274/2748] have team battled MistahKel, HellSpawn and webvictim [165/1313] at [901,403] and won! 0 days, 14:07:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/21 09:07:39] Lothar, webvictim and MistahKel [1606/1951] have team battled Mag, Nabru and sslbits [404/2748] at [924,84] and won! 0 days, 00:55:38 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/21 16:03:16] MistahKel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:46 towards level 21.
[11/07/21 18:05:50] AssDisaster [455/1004] has challenged MistahKel [104/160] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:18:07 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/07/21 20:10:00] MistahKel [148/168] has challenged ricin [667/922] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:32:03 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[11/07/21 21:15:34] MistahKel found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:57 towards level 24.
[11/08/21 16:32:57] MistahKel grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:05 towards level 24.
[11/08/21 16:49:57] linuxdaemon, MistahKel and TheSilentLink [369/1965] have team battled AssDisaster, Nabru and sslbits [922/2845] at [989,762] and lost! 0 days, 01:34:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/21 19:22:41] MPenguin, SelfishShellfish and TheSilentLink [1866/3413] have team battled sslbits, linuxdaemon and MistahKel [514/1652] at [1020,523] and won! 0 days, 09:35:47 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/21 22:12:52] MistahKel, AB49K and Doctor_Colossus [120/2048] have team battled |_ocke, MPenguin and RichardG867 [1225/2492] at [634,554] and lost! 0 days, 00:49:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/21 23:56:45] AB49K, RichardG867 and linuxdaemon [1686/1771] have team battled webvictim, TheSilentLink and MistahKel [1797/2282] at [423,901] and lost! 0 days, 05:07:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/21 01:05:48] Thor [368/908] has challenged MistahKel [102/170] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:48:22 is removed from Thor's clock.
[11/09/21 09:27:15] Nabru, SelfishShellfish and MPenguin [446/3037] have team battled AB49K, MistahKel and AssDisaster [1441/1507] at [680,436] and lost! 1 day, 16:24:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/21 14:56:09] SelfishShellfish, ricin and HellSpawn [2613/2731] have team battled Lothar, Thor and MistahKel [1692/2062] at [354,271] and won! 0 days, 11:30:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/21 22:47:04] MistahKel [173/177] has challenged Volkor [11/614] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:04:25 is removed from MistahKel's clock.
[11/10/21 01:30:33] HellSpawn, linuxdaemon and ricin [1105/1791] have team battled Thor, TheSilentLink and MistahKel [757/2350] at [345,206] and won! 0 days, 03:32:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/21 04:19:43] MistahKel got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:08:51 from level 26.
[11/10/21 05:20:13] TheSilentLink, SelfishShellfish and HellSpawn [2244/3074] have team battled MistahKel, ricin and Thor [441/2007] at [342,13] and won! 0 days, 23:20:17 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/21 15:40:55] SelfishShellfish, HellSpawn and Pontuzz [1452/3163] have team battled Volkor, MistahKel and Nabru [687/1675] at [548,263] and won! 1 day, 05:55:04 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/21 19:49:21] MistahKel [86/180] has challenged linuxdaemon [358/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:21:29 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[11/10/21 23:31:17] RichardG867, Thor and SelfishShellfish [1548/3217] have team battled AB49K, Pontuzz and MistahKel [566/1935] at [826,193] and won! 1 day, 19:04:34 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/21 03:25:04] AB49K, MistahKel and Pontuzz [196/1935] have team battled SelfishShellfish, linuxdaemon and Thor [1991/3032] at [612,142] and lost! 0 days, 04:50:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/21 13:20:28] MistahKel invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:58 towards level 27.
[11/11/21 14:32:29] Volkor [69/609] has come upon MistahKel [130/180] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:15:57 is added to Volkor's clock.
[11/11/21 14:33:29] Volkor [237/609] has come upon MistahKel [66/180] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:24:11 is removed from Volkor's clock.
[11/11/21 15:52:13] AssDisaster, Volkor and MistahKel [1267/1717] have team battled HellSpawn, MPenguin and ricin [1569/1939] at [450,905] and lost! 0 days, 02:52:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/21 16:15:13] Volkor, Tjololo and Doctor_Colossus [1838/3409] have team battled MPenguin, MistahKel and HellSpawn [952/1197] at [973,852] and won! 0 days, 06:51:04 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/21 16:37:26] Volkor, HellSpawn and AssDisaster [1746/1876] have team battled MistahKel, sslbits and AB49K [782/1533] at [628,745] and won! 0 days, 19:41:26 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/21 04:59:59] linuxdaemon, MistahKel and Pontuzz [1995/2214] have team battled RichardG867, AB49K and TheSilentLink [1190/2487] at [660,29] and won! 0 days, 00:48:52 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/21 06:36:37] RichardG867, AB49K and linuxdaemon [66/1902] have team battled TheSilentLink, MistahKel and Pontuzz [2183/2799] at [630,148] and lost! 0 days, 15:45:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/21 08:15:27] MistahKel [194/213] has challenged Nabru [638/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:54:01 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[11/12/21 09:18:39] Lothar, Mag and Nabru [964/2773] have team battled MistahKel, |_ocke and Thor [619/2096] at [14,372] and won! 0 days, 09:57:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/21 03:45:38] linuxdaemon, AB49K and TheSilentLink [1889/2346] have team battled AssDisaster, MistahKel and HellSpawn [324/1480] at [764,246] and won! 1 day, 04:49:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/21 05:05:48] Mag [389/907] has challenged MistahKel [126/213] in combat and won! 52 days, 18:08:51 is removed from Mag's clock.
[11/13/21 09:37:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 0 days, 08:24:55 toward level 28.
[11/13/21 13:25:11] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed MistahKel with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:11:22 from level 28.
[11/13/21 15:11:17] MistahKel [113/213] has challenged Thor [639/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:54:19 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[11/13/21 17:05:48] RichardG867 [540/821] has challenged MistahKel [149/213] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:21:47 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[11/13/21 20:41:27] AB49K [376/401] has come upon MistahKel [55/213] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:51:09 is removed from AB49K's clock.
[11/14/21 07:19:10] linuxdaemon, ricin and Mag [2255/2509] have team battled AB49K, MistahKel and RichardG867 [1156/1435] at [930,165] and won! 33 days, 15:15:51 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/21 20:53:42] ricin, Volkor and Tjololo [276/2792] have team battled MistahKel, Nabru and linuxdaemon [1776/1781] at [828,43] and lost! 1 day, 11:40:51 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/21 00:18:54] MistahKel, Tjololo and TheSilentLink [2658/2739] have team battled Mag, Nabru and linuxdaemon [1992/2475] at [571,27] and won! 0 days, 03:24:50 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/21 09:08:40] MistahKel [8/213] has come upon linuxdaemon [144/680] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:23:10 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[11/15/21 14:21:26] MistahKel [204/213] has challenged webvictim [2/847] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:48:35 is removed from MistahKel's clock.
[11/16/21 00:05:48] MPenguin [438/678] has challenged MistahKel [192/213] in combat and won! 118 days, 12:40:42 is removed from MPenguin's clock.
[11/16/21 02:19:08] Nabru, MistahKel and TheSilentLink [478/2366] have team battled sslbits, Pontuzz and Thor [1071/3230] at [562,479] and lost! 0 days, 01:09:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/21 02:43:20] TheSilentLink, ricin and AssDisaster [1148/3120] have team battled Lothar, MistahKel and sslbits [2175/2178] at [523,731] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/21 06:34:13] Nabru, RichardG867 and Lothar [893/2714] have team battled MistahKel, HellSpawn and sslbits [268/1521] at [762,365] and won! 0 days, 13:40:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/21 21:05:50] TheSilentLink [754/1265] has challenged MistahKel [68/213] in combat and won! 109 days, 19:07:27 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[11/17/21 07:33:09] MistahKel [232/240] has challenged webvictim [356/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:07:12 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[11/17/21 08:05:49] webvictim [729/847] has challenged MistahKel [91/240] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:22:14 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[11/17/21 09:39:38] MistahKel learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:47:35 towards level 31.
[11/17/21 14:12:31] MistahKel, HellSpawn and MPenguin [68/1271] have team battled Lothar, RichardG867 and linuxdaemon [1211/2515] at [808,1023] and lost! 0 days, 12:49:40 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/21 19:02:21] Volkor, MistahKel and Lothar [1236/1859] have team battled MPenguin, Tjololo and Meistarin [2543/2639] at [996,562] and lost! 0 days, 14:25:38 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/21 01:05:50] ricin [461/922] has challenged MistahKel [216/240] in combat and won! 11 days, 02:16:21 is removed from ricin's clock.
[11/18/21 07:43:10] MPenguin, Timewalker and MistahKel [1110/1196] have team battled Tjololo, linuxdaemon and Lothar [415/2946] at [580,700] and won! 0 days, 14:50:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/21 07:45:10] MPenguin, Timewalker and MistahKel [701/1196] have team battled Tjololo, linuxdaemon and Lothar [1099/2946] at [663,772] and lost! 0 days, 11:52:18 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/21 09:59:45] Timewalker, MistahKel and MPenguin [961/1196] have team battled Lothar, linuxdaemon and Meistarin [962/2385] at [634,583] and lost! 0 days, 13:47:51 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/21 18:19:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 0 days, 17:52:06 toward level 31.
[11/19/21 03:08:44] Tjololo, linuxdaemon and webvictim [2086/2770] have team battled Meistarin, MistahKel and MPenguin [312/1618] at [748,826] and won! 0 days, 07:47:27 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/21 06:36:56] Nabru, |_ocke and linuxdaemon [657/2538] have team battled Tjololo, MistahKel and MPenguin [1487/2161] at [534,973] and lost! 0 days, 04:33:54 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/21 21:05:50] |_ocke [508/970] has challenged MistahKel [50/240] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:08:09 is removed from |_ocke's clock.
[11/19/21 23:05:48] Tjololo [26/1243] has challenged MistahKel [126/240] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:27:01 is added to Tjololo's clock.
[11/20/21 11:47:20] Tjololo, HellSpawn and Doctor_Colossus [1018/3137] have team battled MistahKel, Lothar and AssDisaster [2045/2192] at [49,254] and lost! 1 day, 17:22:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/21 00:01:59] MistahKel invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:35 towards level 31.
[11/21/21 03:02:37] MistahKel [125/240] has challenged Meistarin [625/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:37:04 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[11/21/21 18:30:30] MistahKel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:07:20 towards level 32.
[11/21/21 21:07:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 1 day, 19:01:38 toward level 32.
[11/21/21 22:35:32] SelfishShellfish, Thor and Mag [440/3511] have team battled TheSilentLink, Lothar and MistahKel [286/2510] at [493,62] and won! 0 days, 02:26:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/21 03:18:12] MistahKel, Lothar and Nabru [1459/2133] have team battled Tjololo, sslbits and Mag [2062/3183] at [949,114] and lost! 0 days, 04:02:19 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/21 10:14:23] MistahKel stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:09 towards level 32.
[11/22/21 13:17:52] MistahKel was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:00 from level 32.
[11/22/21 13:55:46] Volkor, RichardG867 and Thor [2194/2553] have team battled Mag, Nabru and MistahKel [24/2060] at [531,233] and won! 0 days, 00:18:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/21 20:40:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 0 days, 03:54:09 toward level 32.
[11/22/21 22:20:51] MistahKel [4/273] has challenged |_ocke [880/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:09:56 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[11/23/21 00:33:20] |_ocke, MistahKel and Meistarin [503/1966] have team battled Mag, Nabru and ricin [1359/2742] at [797,42] and lost! 0 days, 21:36:21 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/21 01:05:48] SelfishShellfish [1093/1470] has challenged MistahKel [60/273] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:35 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[11/23/21 01:53:34] MistahKel discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:15:49 towards level 33.
[11/23/21 03:05:49] AssDisaster [679/947] has challenged MistahKel [78/273] in combat and won! 31 days, 20:21:52 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[11/23/21 21:04:23] Lothar, SelfishShellfish and AssDisaster [1563/3350] have team battled Nabru, Meistarin and MistahKel [990/1870] at [555,87] and won! 0 days, 02:52:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/21 04:22:16] MistahKel [246/273] has come upon RichardG867 [756/830] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:59:12 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[11/24/21 08:24:46] MistahKel, Nabru and |_ocke [1429/2124] have team battled Pontuzz, webvictim and Doctor_Colossus [2485/3650] at [607,296] and lost! 0 days, 15:28:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/21 13:05:40] MPenguin, Nabru and Thor [273/2672] have team battled Volkor, AB49K and MistahKel [1076/1304] at [112,294] and lost! 0 days, 17:38:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/21 15:05:48] Lothar [820/933] has challenged MistahKel [151/273] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:37:38 is removed from Lothar's clock.
[11/24/21 16:48:54] MistahKel, RichardG867 and SelfishShellfish [1774/2573] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, AssDisaster and ricin [106/3427] at [216,733] and won! 0 days, 21:06:59 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/21 16:51:37] Doctor_Colossus, ricin and MistahKel [830/2753] have team battled Pontuzz, SelfishShellfish and RichardG867 [3004/3503] at [329,524] and lost! 0 days, 16:53:02 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/21 05:32:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 2 days, 10:29:42 toward level 33.
[11/25/21 06:15:44] Doctor_Colossus, ricin and AssDisaster [865/3427] have team battled Tjololo, |_ocke and MistahKel [1434/2538] at [240,711] and lost! 7 days, 08:18:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/21 09:04:02] webvictim, ricin and Pontuzz [1175/3014] have team battled |_ocke, MistahKel and Doctor_Colossus [1119/2805] at [278,644] and won! 0 days, 00:31:50 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/21 11:05:49] Pontuzz [531/1203] has challenged MistahKel [71/273] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:03:49 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[11/25/21 11:05:49] Pontuzz has dealt MistahKel a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:55:53 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[11/25/21 15:03:04] Nabru, Tjololo and Thor [2836/3244] have team battled linuxdaemon, MistahKel and Volkor [654/1578] at [772,325] and won! 0 days, 05:00:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/21 18:05:49] |_ocke [17/974] has challenged MistahKel [92/273] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:21 is added to |_ocke's clock.
[11/25/21 20:39:11] MistahKel hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:19 towards level 33.
[11/26/21 01:52:53] MistahKel found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:30 towards level 33.
[11/26/21 12:27:13] MistahKel [201/273] has challenged webvictim [232/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:05:15 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[11/26/21 14:45:35] Tjololo, Doctor_Colossus and MistahKel [759/3122] have team battled |_ocke, sslbits and webvictim [242/2823] at [349,676] and won! 1 day, 04:39:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/21 19:55:50] linuxdaemon [558/680] has come upon MistahKel [152/273] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:20:14 is removed from linuxdaemon's clock.
[11/26/21 20:59:55] AssDisaster, linuxdaemon and Tjololo [2013/2918] have team battled MistahKel, Doctor_Colossus and Meistarin [399/2551] at [145,569] and won! 0 days, 23:33:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/21 05:00:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 1 day, 00:06:05 toward level 34.
[11/27/21 05:35:16] MistahKel ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:19:51 from level 34.
[11/27/21 07:05:48] TheSilentLink [852/1265] has challenged MistahKel [166/273] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:29:42 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[11/27/21 12:16:45] MistahKel was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:52:07 from level 34.
[11/27/21 16:46:37] RichardG867, |_ocke and SelfishShellfish [2365/3274] have team battled TheSilentLink, MistahKel and Tjololo [2319/2829] at [482,371] and won! 0 days, 05:37:04 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/21 17:31:28] MistahKel learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:11 towards level 34.
[11/27/21 22:42:01] MPenguin, Volkor and Tjololo [1752/2645] have team battled MistahKel, linuxdaemon and Lothar [1468/1898] at [808,654] and won! 41 days, 15:01:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/21 07:54:06] Volkor, TheSilentLink and Nabru [586/2768] have team battled MistahKel, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [1776/2795] at [78,278] and lost! 1 day, 09:15:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/21 08:12:20] MistahKel, Pontuzz and AB49K [1825/1882] have team battled sslbits, linuxdaemon and Tjololo [1202/2943] at [577,142] and won! 0 days, 11:11:57 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/21 15:11:59] Tjololo, MistahKel and linuxdaemon [1729/2256] have team battled TheSilentLink, MPenguin and Nabru [1675/2872] at [190,46] and won! 0 days, 07:33:38 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/21 16:20:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 0 days, 12:13:11 toward level 34.
[11/28/21 21:50:04] Doctor_Colossus, linuxdaemon and Volkor [2467/2818] have team battled |_ocke, Meistarin and MistahKel [782/2033] at [192,441] and won! 0 days, 05:45:37 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/21 02:05:49] Volkor [340/568] has challenged MistahKel [272/273] in combat and won! 133 days, 03:41:41 is removed from Volkor's clock.
[11/29/21 05:11:21] Volkor, MistahKel and MPenguin [185/1570] have team battled Tjololo, Mag and AssDisaster [2280/3190] at [354,185] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/21 10:01:46] MistahKel [127/295] has challenged AB49K [390/406] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:48:34 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[11/29/21 11:09:10] MistahKel was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:07:44 towards level 35.
[11/29/21 18:14:43] Tjololo, Volkor and Thor [761/2935] have team battled MistahKel, Mag and RichardG867 [931/2093] at [497,427] and lost! 1 day, 06:33:17 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/21 04:28:08] TheSilentLink, |_ocke and Pontuzz [598/3451] have team battled SelfishShellfish, AB49K and MistahKel [195/2171] at [231,992] and won! 0 days, 09:03:37 is removed from their clocks.

[11/30/21 14:52:09] MistahKel, TheSilentLink and Doctor_Colossus [2056/3118] have team battled Pontuzz, MPenguin and AssDisaster [2503/2897] at [482,957] and lost! 0 days, 16:12:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/21 18:03:40] TheSilentLink, MistahKel and RichardG867 [1018/2423] have team battled Tjololo, Thor and Doctor_Colossus [2273/3925] at [223,715] and lost! 0 days, 18:48:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/21 23:52:20] MistahKel met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:50:08 from level 35.
[12/01/21 01:05:48] SelfishShellfish [1001/1470] has challenged MistahKel [153/295] in combat and won! 38 days, 04:14:07 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[12/01/21 06:05:50] linuxdaemon [99/689] has challenged MistahKel [208/295] in combat and lost! 41 days, 09:05:44 is added to linuxdaemon's clock.
[12/01/21 06:18:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 5 days, 02:08:47 toward level 35.
[12/01/21 08:05:50] Doctor_Colossus [1322/1558] has challenged MistahKel [182/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:34:16 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[12/01/21 18:54:31] AB49K, Nabru and linuxdaemon [1346/1973] have team battled Thor, AssDisaster and MistahKel [1246/2335] at [7,123] and won! 0 days, 06:59:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/21 02:05:48] SelfishShellfish [261/1470] has challenged MistahKel [130/295] in combat and won! 26 days, 08:54:08 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[12/02/21 03:05:50] MPenguin [144/730] has challenged MistahKel [181/295] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:38:22 is added to MPenguin's clock.
[12/02/21 08:59:34] MistahKel [166/302] has challenged Mag [379/935] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:29:28 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[12/02/21 18:05:32] MistahKel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:44:48 towards level 36.
[12/02/21 20:15:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 2 days, 18:38:42 toward level 36.
[12/02/21 21:05:49] sslbits [96/960] has challenged MistahKel [133/302] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:43:30 is added to sslbits's clock.
[12/03/21 05:40:09] Timewalker [1/297] has challenged MistahKel [202/302] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:47:18 is added to Timewalker's clock.
[12/03/21 18:29:20] MistahKel grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:07:25 towards level 36.
[12/03/21 20:05:48] AssDisaster [853/964] has challenged MistahKel [180/302] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:17:17 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/03/21 20:05:48] AssDisaster has dealt MistahKel a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:11:57 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[12/04/21 17:56:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 1 day, 19:05:00 toward level 36.
[12/04/21 21:22:28] MistahKel sharpened the edge of his weapon! MistahKel's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/04/21 23:00:16] AssDisaster, Nabru and Volkor [2273/2450] have team battled MPenguin, SelfishShellfish and MistahKel [607/2502] at [137,10] and won! 3 days, 03:39:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/21 00:30:09] AssDisaster, Volkor and Doctor_Colossus [2289/3121] have team battled TheSilentLink, SelfishShellfish and MistahKel [1616/3037] at [151,72] and won! 1 day, 15:40:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/21 06:31:17] Timewalker, AssDisaster and MPenguin [574/1996] have team battled SelfishShellfish, MistahKel and Thor [2407/2848] at [67,399] and lost! 0 days, 08:28:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/21 12:42:07] Thor, MPenguin and AssDisaster [2110/2775] have team battled TheSilentLink, Mag and MistahKel [1371/2472] at [219,654] and won! 2 days, 03:32:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/21 13:48:28] MPenguin, MistahKel and ricin [999/1942] have team battled linuxdaemon, Timewalker and Thor [1320/2062] at [248,68] and lost! 0 days, 05:44:40 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/21 20:05:48] sslbits [897/960] has challenged MistahKel [93/302] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:29:58 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[12/05/21 21:56:06] MistahKel, Timewalker and AssDisaster [145/1568] have team battled Nabru, sslbits and webvictim [103/2740] at [84,715] and won! 0 days, 05:16:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/21 00:19:37] MistahKel reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! MistahKel's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/06/21 08:11:45] MistahKel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:50 towards level 36.
[12/06/21 08:54:57] MistahKel lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:29 from level 36.
[12/06/21 18:30:01] MistahKel [115/305] has challenged MPenguin [138/730] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:22:18 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[12/07/21 00:05:49] Pontuzz [313/1204] has challenged MistahKel [284/305] in combat and won! 106 days, 12:53:31 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[12/07/21 00:52:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 4 days, 07:03:00 toward level 37.
[12/07/21 03:23:15] AB49K, ricin and MPenguin [1594/2067] have team battled MistahKel, |_ocke and SelfishShellfish [2582/2774] at [704,209] and lost! 7 days, 09:28:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/21 03:49:15] MistahKel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:07:49 towards level 37.
[12/07/21 08:52:02] Nabru, AssDisaster and |_ocke [485/2855] have team battled Pontuzz, MistahKel and RichardG867 [1771/2382] at [921,630] and lost! 0 days, 01:09:02 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/21 15:19:20] MistahKel hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:14:23 towards level 37.
[12/07/21 21:08:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed MistahKel with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 19:09:49 from level 37.
[12/08/21 00:28:15] RichardG867 [154/893] has challenged MistahKel [251/305] in combat and lost! 122 days, 04:41:15 is added to RichardG867's clock.
[12/08/21 01:57:54] MistahKel was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:41:06 from level 37.
[12/08/21 03:05:50] RichardG867 [378/893] has challenged MistahKel [299/305] in combat and won! 168 days, 02:18:13 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[12/08/21 04:23:26] |_ocke, MistahKel and Pontuzz [2238/2508] have team battled Volkor, ricin and AssDisaster [1176/2729] at [885,495] and won! 1 day, 13:30:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/21 06:47:56] Pontuzz, |_ocke and AssDisaster [107/3419] have team battled MPenguin, Tjololo and MistahKel [2222/2326] at [832,306] and lost! 7 days, 09:25:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/21 07:53:11] Pontuzz, TheSilentLink and Mag [2846/3382] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, Tjololo and MistahKel [1877/3149] at [846,204] and won! 1 day, 07:31:16 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/21 09:05:48] linuxdaemon [224/689] has challenged MistahKel [140/305] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:21:41 is removed from linuxdaemon's clock.
[12/08/21 12:05:49] Pontuzz [447/1204] has challenged MistahKel [92/305] in combat and won! 74 days, 11:50:02 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[12/08/21 13:06:17] MistahKel stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:57:29 towards level 37.
[12/08/21 17:57:15] MistahKel, AssDisaster and TheSilentLink [2256/2801] have team battled sslbits, Doctor_Colossus and Tjololo [1373/3804] at [684,313] and won! 0 days, 18:31:52 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/21 18:07:13] sslbits, Mag and Doctor_Colossus [3074/3411] have team battled Tjololo, MistahKel and TheSilentLink [2269/2876] at [555,214] and won! 7 days, 00:39:27 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/21 01:21:44] MistahKel ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:21:25 from level 37.
[12/09/21 08:05:49] webvictim [351/893] has challenged MistahKel [262/305] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:28:58 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[12/09/21 11:28:43] MistahKel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:48 towards level 37.
[12/09/21 11:32:22] MistahKel was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:45:46 towards level 37.
[12/09/21 18:18:35] RichardG867, AB49K and SelfishShellfish [902/2790] have team battled sslbits, MistahKel and Thor [715/2327] at [361,842] and won! 2 days, 10:52:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/21 06:07:16] MistahKel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:59:43 towards level 37.
[12/10/21 14:34:46] MistahKel found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:44 towards level 37.
[12/10/21 15:05:50] linuxdaemon [486/689] has challenged MistahKel [6/305] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:58:29 is removed from linuxdaemon's clock.
[12/11/21 05:05:49] Doctor_Colossus [288/1553] has challenged MistahKel [246/305] in combat and won! 19 days, 18:59:08 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[12/11/21 18:18:37] |_ocke, Nabru and TheSilentLink [1316/3182] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, MistahKel and sslbits [669/2804] at [360,77] and won! 0 days, 01:25:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/21 11:03:40] MistahKel [50/305] has challenged AB49K [390/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:06:55 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[12/12/21 11:59:14] Meistarin, webvictim and MistahKel [1483/1951] have team battled Mag, |_ocke and Lothar [559/2838] at [786,218] and won! 2 days, 13:18:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/21 18:30:43] Doctor_Colossus, RichardG867 and Tjololo [3405/3737] have team battled SelfishShellfish, Pontuzz and MistahKel [1932/2979] at [36,991] and won! 6 days, 14:54:58 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/21 22:19:10] AB49K, Tjololo and MistahKel [1764/2023] have team battled TheSilentLink, sslbits and RichardG867 [911/3132] at [639,679] and won! 0 days, 17:23:02 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/21 02:35:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 3 days, 11:10:08 toward level 38.
[12/13/21 14:38:41] SelfishShellfish, webvictim and Timewalker [491/2671] have team battled linuxdaemon, Lothar and MistahKel [624/1929] at [542,333] and lost! 2 days, 03:07:07 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/21 14:53:21] MistahKel, AB49K and sslbits [517/1678] have team battled |_ocke, Doctor_Colossus and RichardG867 [318/3442] at [349,926] and won! 0 days, 10:35:36 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/21 20:06:11] MistahKel [108/305] has come upon AB49K [389/427] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:08:19 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[12/13/21 22:36:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 0 days, 13:59:26 toward level 38.
[12/14/21 10:03:56] Tjololo, AB49K and RichardG867 [1119/2599] have team battled DoctorRaptorMD, Doctor_Colossus and MistahKel [1011/2948] at [278,941] and won! 0 days, 05:47:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/21 16:05:50] webvictim [403/893] has challenged MistahKel [205/305] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:42:33 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[12/15/21 02:05:48] Tjololo [1088/1291] has challenged MistahKel [159/305] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:44:52 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[12/15/21 05:05:48] Thor [850/1071] has challenged MistahKel [58/305] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:25:41 is removed from Thor's clock.
[12/15/21 10:05:51] Tjololo [25/1291] has challenged MistahKel [217/305] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:08:24 is added to Tjololo's clock.
[12/15/21 18:17:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 1 day, 00:27:50 toward level 38.
[12/16/21 20:05:48] TheSilentLink [1103/1299] has challenged MistahKel [119/305] in combat and won! 58 days, 18:44:18 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[12/16/21 21:48:03] MistahKel [292/317] has challenged idlerpg [144/1779] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:41:29 is removed from MistahKel's clock.
[12/16/21 22:05:50] MPenguin [335/730] has challenged MistahKel [289/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:51:50 is removed from MPenguin's clock.
[12/17/21 04:05:50] AssDisaster [432/1216] has challenged MistahKel [316/317] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:56:13 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[12/17/21 05:47:24] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed MistahKel with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 18:50:55 from level 39.
[12/18/21 04:05:50] ricin [786/910] has challenged MistahKel [193/317] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:22:14 is removed from ricin's clock.
[12/18/21 18:54:59] MistahKel learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:12:17 towards level 39.
[12/18/21 20:38:51] MistahKel hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:18:07 towards level 39.
[12/19/21 03:46:50] Mag [902/906] has challenged MistahKel [147/319] in combat and won! 159 days, 08:35:53 is removed from Mag's clock.
[12/19/21 12:49:11] MistahKel, Lothar and Meistarin [71/2005] have team battled Pontuzz, MPenguin and AB49K [1990/2378] at [217,283] and lost! 2 days, 17:13:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/21 00:50:54] PlasmaStar, linuxdaemon and TheSilentLink [752/2816] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, MistahKel and Meistarin [2387/2696] at [551,256] and lost! 70 days, 06:16:40 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/21 04:02:46] MistahKel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:22:08 towards level 39.
[12/20/21 07:16:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 1 day, 09:08:57 toward level 39.
[12/20/21 23:00:38] MistahKel learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:26:01 towards level 39.
[12/21/21 03:05:48] Doctor_Colossus [816/1673] has challenged MistahKel [7/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:21:41 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[12/21/21 03:05:48] Doctor_Colossus has dealt MistahKel a Critical Strike! 2 days, 05:08:47 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[12/21/21 08:01:10] MistahKel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:08:35 towards level 39.
[12/21/21 17:29:51] SelfishShellfish, RichardG867 and Meistarin [1085/3107] have team battled Sario, MistahKel and webvictim [1060/1322] at [983,773] and won! 0 days, 10:59:56 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/21 22:12:15] SelfishShellfish, MPenguin and MistahKel [1236/2460] have team battled AB49K, linuxdaemon and webvictim [481/2134] at [925,718] and won! 0 days, 02:54:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/21 03:17:33] MistahKel ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:35:52 from level 39.
[12/22/21 03:33:50] Meistarin [414/753] has come upon MistahKel [115/319] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:47:17 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[12/22/21 06:52:32] MistahKel, webvictim and SelfishShellfish [2118/2784] have team battled Sario, Meistarin and Timewalker [854/1207] at [912,685] and won! 0 days, 00:35:30 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/21 16:12:59] Sario, ricin and Thor [852/2152] have team battled MistahKel, Meistarin and sslbits [779/2005] at [909,373] and won! 0 days, 00:53:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/21 16:41:06] Doctor_Colossus, ricin and AB49K [815/3021] have team battled Thor, MistahKel and sslbits [1249/2323] at [950,337] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:19 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/21 02:57:12] MistahKel was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:42:21 towards level 39.
[12/23/21 03:05:49] sslbits [501/933] has challenged MistahKel [178/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:59:05 is removed from sslbits's clock.
[12/23/21 10:31:34] MistahKel found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:19:59 towards level 39.
[12/23/21 10:44:57] MistahKel learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:12:33 towards level 39.
[12/23/21 11:13:55] RichardG867, Timewalker and sslbits [1237/2125] have team battled ricin, MistahKel and Meistarin [279/1983] at [754,277] and won! 1 day, 04:40:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/21 09:05:48] Meistarin [433/753] has challenged MistahKel [116/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:54:34 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[12/24/21 11:24:18] Sario, MistahKel and Thor [1123/1576] have team battled SelfishShellfish, Mag and Lothar [812/3346] at [663,424] and won! 0 days, 01:52:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/21 16:21:38] PlasmaStar, Lothar and MistahKel [471/2041] have team battled Thor, Sario and Tjololo [855/2555] at [1009,115] and lost! 1 day, 13:59:30 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/21 20:40:32] AssDisaster, Doctor_Colossus and SelfishShellfish [3861/4339] have team battled MistahKel, Tjololo and MPenguin [2095/2288] at [786,499] and won! 0 days, 17:04:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/21 03:02:21] MistahKel, PlasmaStar and Lothar [478/2041] have team battled sslbits, AB49K and |_ocke [682/2356] at [296,627] and lost! 2 days, 05:16:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/21 10:21:37] MistahKel, AB49K and sslbits [427/1685] have team battled Meistarin, Lothar and Tjololo [761/2947] at [263,937] and lost! 2 days, 20:10:05 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/21 14:54:26] MPenguin, MistahKel and Lothar [1324/1897] have team battled Tjololo, linuxdaemon and PlasmaStar [829/2817] at [262,535] and won! 2 days, 18:32:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/21 09:05:48] Thor [50/1071] has challenged MistahKel [171/322] in combat and lost! 85 days, 05:45:00 is added to Thor's clock.
[12/27/21 11:55:13] |_ocke, MistahKel and Tjololo [2486/2614] have team battled Nabru, Meistarin and MPenguin [431/2289] at [231,429] and won! 2 days, 21:46:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/21 15:01:20] MistahKel was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:36:02 from level 39.
[12/27/21 19:05:49] Meistarin [86/728] has challenged MistahKel [29/324] in combat and won! 113 days, 11:31:09 is removed from Meistarin's clock.
[12/28/21 08:05:50] Pontuzz [977/1211] has challenged MistahKel [180/324] in combat and won! 12 days, 21:31:21 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[12/28/21 14:08:14] Pontuzz, AB49K and sslbits [1626/2814] have team battled Thor, Timewalker and MistahKel [852/1466] at [173,213] and won! 0 days, 02:21:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/21 20:23:58] Pontuzz, AB49K and MistahKel [567/2205] have team battled Mag, sslbits and ricin [1532/2813] at [247,288] and lost! 0 days, 00:37:58 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/21 23:05:48] Nabru [379/890] has challenged MistahKel [254/324] in combat and won! 151 days, 22:54:32 is removed from Nabru's clock.
[12/29/21 09:05:50] Pontuzz [591/1448] has challenged MistahKel [42/324] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:01:04 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[12/29/21 12:50:11] Mag, linuxdaemon and Nabru [1579/2561] have team battled |_ocke, MistahKel and PlasmaStar [515/2129] at [886,360] and won! 52 days, 19:05:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/21 12:47:05] MistahKel invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:58:01 towards level 39.
[12/30/21 18:22:48] MistahKel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:21:36 towards level 39.
[12/31/21 02:57:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 4 days, 20:43:06 toward level 39.
[12/31/21 03:25:19] MistahKel, Pontuzz and webvictim [1432/2775] have team battled Meistarin, Thor and MPenguin [166/2247] at [455,154] and won! 0 days, 12:28:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/21 12:33:49] MistahKel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:35 towards level 39.
[12/31/21 14:39:44] Meistarin, AB49K and webvictim [1567/2172] have team battled MistahKel, sslbits and Pontuzz [1719/2724] at [799,62] and lost! 3 days, 12:56:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/21 19:27:52] MistahKel hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:22:58 towards level 39.
[01/01/22 03:59:08] Doctor_Colossus, Mag and Sario [1548/2852] have team battled MistahKel, AssDisaster and ricin [1421/2425] at [170,875] and won! 0 days, 03:13:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/22 08:05:49] AB49K [131/435] has challenged MistahKel [194/324] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:15:27 is added to AB49K's clock.
[01/01/22 08:43:54] linuxdaemon, Lothar and SelfishShellfish [2796/3040] have team battled MistahKel, PlasmaStar and webvictim [909/2214] at [771,809] and won! 0 days, 04:01:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/22 13:05:50] Tjololo [1269/1300] has challenged MistahKel [239/324] in combat and won! 120 days, 04:57:04 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[01/01/22 13:57:48] MistahKel was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:04:07 from level 39.
[01/01/22 17:12:54] MistahKel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:18 towards level 39.
[01/01/22 17:41:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 0 days, 04:10:07 toward level 39.
[01/01/22 19:09:48] MistahKel [189/324] has challenged AB49K [424/435] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:57 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[01/01/22 20:41:20] MistahKel, RichardG867 and TheSilentLink [974/2500] have team battled Mag, Pontuzz and Tjololo [973/3725] at [178,420] and won! 2 days, 03:59:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/22 12:59:54] MistahKel stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:40:29 towards level 40.
[01/02/22 14:06:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 2 days, 14:19:00 toward level 40.
[01/02/22 23:44:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 6 days, 15:05:31 toward level 40.
[01/03/22 03:48:06] MistahKel discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:53:16 towards level 40.
[01/03/22 18:46:07] MistahKel, TheSilentLink and sslbits [1007/2556] have team battled Thor, Sario and AssDisaster [508/2247] at [492,332] and won! 0 days, 21:43:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/22 19:51:07] PlasmaStar, webvictim and SelfishShellfish [2971/3291] have team battled |_ocke, sslbits and MistahKel [392/2254] at [745,174] and won! 0 days, 21:58:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/22 03:05:50] Pontuzz [933/1449] has challenged MistahKel [289/324] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:01:13 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[01/04/22 04:07:07] Tjololo [850/1315] has come upon MistahKel [217/324] and taken them in combat! 38 days, 06:16:39 is removed from Tjololo's clock.
[01/04/22 13:29:23] Meistarin, RichardG867 and Thor [805/2460] have team battled |_ocke, TheSilentLink and MistahKel [694/2606] at [146,533] and won! 0 days, 08:55:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/22 16:05:49] webvictim [960/998] has challenged MistahKel [189/324] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:08:09 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[01/04/22 22:05:49] webvictim [20/998] has challenged MistahKel [120/324] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:02 is added to webvictim's clock.
[01/04/22 23:19:13] Pontuzz [1316/1452] has challenged MistahKel [208/324] in combat and won! 155 days, 11:43:05 is removed from Pontuzz's clock.
[01/05/22 06:04:18] MistahKel got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:38:34 from level 40.
[01/05/22 15:08:14] Lothar, ricin and Doctor_Colossus [3241/3523] have team battled |_ocke, Pontuzz and MistahKel [1219/2766] at [464,812] and won! 8 days, 20:02:56 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/22 18:08:48] MistahKel reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! MistahKel's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/05/22 20:05:48] PlasmaStar [114/895] has challenged MistahKel [7/327] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:53:34 is removed from PlasmaStar's clock.
[01/06/22 08:38:27] MPenguin, SelfishShellfish and RichardG867 [1975/2963] have team battled Lothar, MistahKel and Thor [682/2107] at [844,876] and won! 0 days, 10:47:00 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/22 15:36:00] webvictim, ricin and Sario [1894/2176] have team battled Thor, RichardG867 and MistahKel [387/2045] at [541,483] and won! 0 days, 16:20:18 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/22 16:05:49] webvictim [415/998] has challenged MistahKel [275/327] in combat and won! 152 days, 13:38:52 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[01/07/22 08:05:49] AB49K [94/436] has challenged MistahKel [274/327] in combat and lost! 13 days, 12:23:16 is added to AB49K's clock.
[01/07/22 15:39:39] MistahKel [72/327] has challenged idlerpg [788/1851] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:28:28 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[01/07/22 17:05:50] PlasmaStar [830/895] has challenged MistahKel [234/327] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:25 is removed from PlasmaStar's clock.
[01/09/22 00:47:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 10 days, 09:47:18 toward level 41.
[01/09/22 12:05:50] Thor [512/834] has challenged MistahKel [26/327] in combat and won! 22 days, 01:00:35 is removed from Thor's clock.
[01/09/22 13:05:49] Nabru [867/904] has challenged MistahKel [33/327] in combat and won! 18 days, 09:08:49 is removed from Nabru's clock.
[01/09/22 23:05:48] |_ocke [342/1000] has challenged MistahKel [109/327] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:03:42 is removed from |_ocke's clock.
[01/10/22 07:05:50] PlasmaStar [828/884] has challenged MistahKel [170/327] in combat and won! 37 days, 00:59:18 is removed from PlasmaStar's clock.
[01/10/22 11:55:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 3 days, 09:02:57 toward level 41.
[01/10/22 16:50:12] PlasmaStar, linuxdaemon and TheSilentLink [2265/2869] have team battled Thor, SelfishShellfish and MistahKel [822/2569] at [983,338] and won! 13 days, 23:22:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/22 22:05:06] MistahKel, ricin and Meistarin [969/1970] have team battled Lothar, AssDisaster and PlasmaStar [348/3013] at [614,703] and won! 1 day, 11:47:31 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/22 23:01:32] MistahKel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:13:22 towards level 41.
[01/10/22 23:41:03] Lothar, AssDisaster and linuxdaemon [2408/2802] have team battled MistahKel, ricin and Meistarin [437/1973] at [733,685] and won! 4 days, 14:49:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/22 00:33:16] AB49K, MistahKel and Lothar [493/1712] have team battled linuxdaemon, Mag and Sario [1834/1959] at [710,437] and lost! 1 day, 01:17:42 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/22 00:46:20] linuxdaemon, Mag and Sario [28/1959] have team battled TheSilentLink, AB49K and MistahKel [731/2078] at [1001,52] and lost! 0 days, 22:38:09 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/22 01:49:14] MistahKel bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:07 towards level 41.
[01/11/22 02:05:50] PlasmaStar [520/884] has challenged MistahKel [75/330] in combat and won! 23 days, 09:12:47 is removed from PlasmaStar's clock.
[01/11/22 03:40:29] MistahKel [72/330] has come upon RichardG867 [285/884] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:45:47 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[01/11/22 07:05:49] RichardG867 [625/884] has challenged MistahKel [201/330] in combat and won! 242 days, 16:24:47 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[01/11/22 08:05:48] SelfishShellfish [280/1408] has challenged MistahKel [24/330] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:43:54 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[01/11/22 08:05:48] SelfishShellfish has dealt MistahKel a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:17:05 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[01/11/22 08:35:46] webvictim, |_ocke and ricin [1056/2939] have team battled TheSilentLink, MistahKel and SelfishShellfish [2557/3050] at [780,358] and lost! 3 days, 20:12:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/22 09:05:49] |_ocke [769/1018] has challenged MistahKel [139/330] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:16:31 is removed from |_ocke's clock.
[01/11/22 16:15:11] MistahKel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:57:42 towards level 41.
[01/11/22 21:57:48] DoctorRaptorMD, Lothar and MistahKel [87/2261] have team battled ricin, webvictim and Pontuzz [2293/3433] at [755,834] and lost! 2 days, 09:28:06 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/22 00:35:54] webvictim, AssDisaster and Lothar [3143/3149] have team battled sslbits, MistahKel and Pontuzz [709/2782] at [926,833] and won! 1 day, 13:53:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/22 11:37:28] MistahKel, Timewalker and Doctor_Colossus [1458/2291] have team battled AssDisaster, ricin and RichardG867 [188/2968] at [516,907] and won! 0 days, 04:47:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/22 19:09:03] SelfishShellfish, Lothar and MistahKel [1612/2684] have team battled webvictim, Nabru and AssDisaster [979/3123] at [504,985] and won! 2 days, 15:45:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/22 09:42:42] MistahKel had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:27:17 towards level 41.
[01/13/22 14:18:26] AB49K, SelfishShellfish and MistahKel [865/2179] have team battled linuxdaemon, Nabru and sslbits [1415/2528] at [614,872] and lost! 1 day, 17:53:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/22 14:29:12] TheSilentLink, MistahKel and Meistarin [1790/2384] have team battled linuxdaemon, AssDisaster and webvictim [101/2881] at [454,345] and won! 1 day, 21:44:50 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/22 01:23:41] linuxdaemon, AssDisaster and TheSilentLink [1601/3168] have team battled Doctor_Colossus, MPenguin and MistahKel [1966/2660] at [329,640] and lost! 1 day, 02:00:57 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/22 05:03:11] linuxdaemon, Doctor_Colossus and TheSilentLink [1046/3643] have team battled MPenguin, AssDisaster and MistahKel [942/2180] at [108,507] and won! 1 day, 01:16:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/22 07:18:41] AssDisaster, linuxdaemon, Doctor_Colossus, and MistahKel have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/22 09:39:38] Thor, AB49K and MistahKel [375/1605] have team battled Nabru, PlasmaStar and Lothar [943/2755] at [894,721] and lost! 1 day, 00:27:17 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/22 10:05:48] Doctor_Colossus [713/1658] has challenged MistahKel [300/330] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:48:18 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[01/16/22 09:29:32] MistahKel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:49:54 towards level 41.
[01/16/22 10:52:49] MistahKel stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:24:04 towards level 41.
[01/16/22 13:24:45] Doctor_Colossus, MPenguin and Mag [2684/3296] have team battled ricin, MistahKel and Sario [115/1550] at [157,807] and won! 0 days, 02:38:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/22 13:56:58] MPenguin, AssDisaster and linuxdaemon [2229/2528] have team battled ricin, TheSilentLink and MistahKel [719/2542] at [39,545] and won! 0 days, 06:44:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/22 16:05:48] TheSilentLink [1050/1312] has challenged MistahKel [257/326] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:25:42 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[01/16/22 19:05:50] |_ocke [702/1136] has challenged MistahKel [237/326] in combat and won! 102 days, 10:19:26 is removed from |_ocke's clock.
[01/16/22 22:05:50] Doctor_Colossus [1480/1658] has challenged MistahKel [209/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:29:35 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[01/16/22 23:05:49] linuxdaemon [416/667] has challenged MistahKel [57/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:46:46 is removed from linuxdaemon's clock.
[01/17/22 03:19:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 2 days, 01:06:06 toward level 41.
[01/17/22 07:18:27] MistahKel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:43:29 towards level 41.
[01/17/22 09:05:48] AssDisaster [863/1188] has challenged MistahKel [73/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:58 is removed from AssDisaster's clock.
[01/17/22 19:29:16] MistahKel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:51 towards level 41.
[01/18/22 00:38:11] MistahKel got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:42:43 from level 41.
[01/18/22 06:40:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed MistahKel with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:37:14 from level 41.
[01/18/22 08:05:49] SelfishShellfish [2/1408] has challenged MistahKel [257/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:57:07 is added to SelfishShellfish's clock.
[01/18/22 08:12:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 0 days, 01:11:08 toward level 41.
[01/18/22 08:39:10] MistahKel stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:10 towards level 41.
[01/18/22 08:41:35] MistahKel [123/335] has challenged ricin [520/904] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:48:55 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[01/18/22 10:29:53] MistahKel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:07:47 towards level 42.
[01/18/22 14:55:10] MistahKel learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:07:11 towards level 42.
[01/18/22 16:30:18] |_ocke, TheSilentLink and RichardG867 [1399/3363] have team battled Sario, MistahKel and linuxdaemon [920/1322] at [463,338] and won! 7 days, 15:56:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/22 18:05:49] Doctor_Colossus [1058/1658] has challenged MistahKel [229/335] in combat and won! 105 days, 11:20:48 is removed from Doctor_Colossus's clock.
[01/19/22 02:49:08] MistahKel, AssDisaster and Doctor_Colossus [2394/3181] have team battled MPenguin, webvictim and PlasmaStar [1687/2581] at [1010,358] and won! 4 days, 22:26:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/22 05:05:49] ricin [100/904] has challenged MistahKel [240/335] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:34:36 is added to ricin's clock.
[01/19/22 07:26:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 11 days, 08:05:11 toward level 42.
[01/19/22 08:40:53] RichardG867, linuxdaemon and MistahKel [149/1886] have team battled AssDisaster, webvictim and Doctor_Colossus [3452/3874] at [920,155] and lost! 1 day, 15:09:32 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/22 11:05:50] webvictim [164/1028] has challenged MistahKel [138/335] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:11:11 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[01/19/22 11:29:44] Nabru [86/927] has challenged MistahKel [207/335] in combat and lost! 120 days, 20:46:02 is added to Nabru's clock.
[01/19/22 16:05:50] PlasmaStar [140/880] has challenged MistahKel [199/335] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:38:54 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[01/19/22 21:55:22] linuxdaemon, TheSilentLink and MistahKel [93/2314] have team battled RichardG867, AssDisaster and Thor [2696/2900] at [602,182] and lost! 1 day, 16:48:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/22 23:05:50] |_ocke [828/1153] has challenged MistahKel [292/335] in combat and won! 30 days, 20:57:36 is removed from |_ocke's clock.
[01/20/22 11:05:49] Lothar [18/961] has challenged MistahKel [270/335] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:58:37 is added to Lothar's clock.
[01/20/22 14:08:45] MistahKel bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:17:35 towards level 42.
[01/21/22 01:05:50] SelfishShellfish [622/1408] has challenged MistahKel [80/335] in combat and won! 155 days, 01:09:39 is removed from SelfishShellfish's clock.
[01/21/22 02:30:30] MistahKel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:00:57 towards level 42.
[01/21/22 11:05:49] TheSilentLink [385/1312] has challenged MistahKel [189/335] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:39:43 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[01/21/22 12:05:50] webvictim [650/1028] has challenged MistahKel [73/335] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:27:24 is removed from webvictim's clock.
[01/21/22 13:05:48] RichardG867 [617/884] has challenged MistahKel [27/335] in combat and won! 25 days, 02:56:56 is removed from RichardG867's clock.
[01/21/22 14:05:50] PlasmaStar [162/880] has challenged MistahKel [321/335] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:52:25 is added to PlasmaStar's clock.
[01/21/22 15:50:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 3 days, 04:33:09 toward level 42.
[01/21/22 20:17:07] MistahKel stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:07:46 towards level 42.
[01/21/22 21:05:55] MistahKel bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:56 towards level 42.
[01/21/22 22:05:49] Mag [890/1028] has challenged MistahKel [115/335] in combat and won! 43 days, 05:24:01 is removed from Mag's clock.
[01/23/22 01:56:17] Meistarin, MPenguin and Lothar [817/2352] have team battled webvictim, MistahKel and AssDisaster [2535/2551] at [886,124] and lost! 3 days, 21:16:43 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/22 02:43:41] MistahKel was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:26 towards level 42.
[01/23/22 04:25:18] MistahKel hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:15 towards level 42.
[01/23/22 12:05:48] SelfishShellfish [46/1408] has challenged MistahKel [231/335] in combat and lost! 18 days, 18:53:26 is added to SelfishShellfish's clock.
[01/23/22 19:34:22] linuxdaemon, Nabru and AssDisaster [2771/2777] have team battled MistahKel, Mag and Lothar [593/2333] at [57,450] and won! 24 days, 09:38:50 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/22 01:50:33] Mag, MistahKel and Meistarin [1949/2090] have team battled webvictim, TheSilentLink and RichardG867 [2034/3233] at [736,116] and lost! 0 days, 03:31:24 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/22 06:05:48] Thor [347/823] has challenged MistahKel [293/335] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:00:48 is removed from Thor's clock.
[01/24/22 07:19:07] MistahKel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:47 towards level 42.
[01/24/22 15:20:59] MistahKel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:58 towards level 42.
[01/24/22 20:28:11] MistahKel [326/335] has challenged linuxdaemon [64/662] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:21:09 is removed from MistahKel's clock.
[01/24/22 22:10:04] MistahKel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:17:54 towards level 43.
[01/24/22 22:55:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed MistahKel with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 17:55:36 from level 43.
[01/25/22 06:35:13] MistahKel, Thor and Lothar [1404/2119] have team battled Meistarin, Doctor_Colossus and Sario [1609/2731] at [407,287] and lost! 0 days, 16:34:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/22 07:27:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MistahKel 20 days, 12:05:14 toward level 43.
[01/25/22 12:58:46] MistahKel misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:22:53 from level 43.